Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update UPDATE: Snooze You Lose

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

After accidentally no-showing a date, we helped our listener recover and grab a second chance! But now months later, what's been going on in their relationship ever since?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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my attention. I am here to call it as I see it, and there's a whole lot of things catching my eyes these days. Listen to the I Am Rapoport Stereo Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, and wherever you get your podcasts. Second date update. Imagine you're a guy who finally gets a date with a really great girl who's maybe a little bit out of your league. Ooh, that's exciting. But she tells you, yeah, sure, I'll slum it with you for just one night. Wait, that's her words? And then on date night, you blow it for the dumbest reason ever.

Oh, no. That's what one of our listeners, Lou, says happened to him when he met a hottie online. So let's ask him about it. Lou, first of all, thanks for slumming it by calling a radio show. You're out of our league, so I really hope we don't blow it with you. Oh, I don't think so. There's a lot of tears to keep track of here for me, but I think we're always at the bottom.

We always are. So tell us, who is this lady that you met online? Her name is Kelly. Okay. Kelly's a Hawkgirl name. Yeah, that's what I always think. Anyway, so she works out like all the time. She's like really in shape and all that stuff.

Is that something you talk to her about or you just assume? We talked a little bit about that. You know, she never eats sugar, never eats bread. She's always strict about her diet. I get that. I mean, I'm not quite as good. To look amazing. Those are the things that you have to sacrifice.

That's why I've never been willing to do it. Take all the fun out of your life. So we hung out, went out to dinner, and I even got the cauliflower appetizer. We had sushi. You were trying to lead into her lifestyle. So less carbs. Yeah. Yeah, I was all in on it.

Then we went bowling over at Cosmic Bowls, and they got the neon lights and the loud music. You know, we were having, like, a good time. Those are fun. That is good. And that's where you can, like, order some mozzarella sticks for yourself on the side and eat them over, like, the bathroom where she can't see you. Tell them, hey, leave them over on stall two. On the stall.

The thing is, the bowling, it ends like at 11 o'clock. And I was like, I thought the date went well. And I was thinking we'd just call it a night. But out of nowhere, she was like, hey, what are we going to do now? Oh, I love it. She wants to keep going. I'm thinking, wait a minute. That's a fastball belt high.

So I just said. Fastball belt high. Is she a little bit. Yeah, he's a knock it out of the park guy. Is she a baseball reference? Is she a baseball reference? I thought he said belt. Sorry. That's like the perfect place to hit a ball.

It's a layup. Are you a little bit older than Kelly? No. I think I have a couple years on her, but not that much. Girls say, like, what are we doing now after a date? After we're having a good time

well i just said well you know you want to come over yeah yeah okay but you know she needed to get coffee first good so we just went to one of those gas stations and got some coffee and gas station coffee you couldn't go to starbucks's open 24 hours? She suffered from heartburn the rest of the evening. It's not easy to get a coffee, I guess, at 11.30 at night. It is if you know the places. Yeah, but not all Starbucks or whatever. I mean, maybe that's not even a thing. Was she fine with that?

It's not like we're in Miami in the 80s. You just gotta figure out a place to get coffee. We were definitely older than Kelly. I read this right. That's okay. No judgment. Then we went out and played some pong. What's your Miami in the 80s? Drugs.

So we went back to my place, and it was like a great night. We hung out. She stayed the night. Did you use air quotes when you say hug out? Like, hug out? You know, this is good, clean fun, as they say. Okay. Good as they say okay what was it like the next morning even the morning was fun and we decided we would hang out again that night oh wow that's a lot she must really like you i don't understand in your email you said that you

screwed up when you met her yeah this sounds like the best date you've ever had. Well, hang on. Game ain't over yet. So I told her, you know, just meet me back at my place here at 6 so we can go out. And I did some stuff during the day, but I was so beat. I ended up just sitting on a couch

and boom, I fell asleep at like 5.30. Oh no. Oh my god. Yeah, horrible. And I woke up at like 5.30. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Yeah, horrible. And I woke up at like 9.30. Oh, no. It was like a bunch of mixed, mistexted calls.

Oh, no. You stood her up. By accident. I called her back and said, hey, you know, I fell asleep. I can't believe it. And I haven't heard anything since so she was just like standing outside of your place wondering where the hell you were for who knows how long but yes

and i'm wrong i admit it but now when you if you fumble like that you gotta at least come clean and say oh my god i'm so sorry i fell asleep can we go out tonight tomorrow make it up to you but i just got completely you know nothing yeah and so how long how long has it been since she responded to your texts or your calls i've been like uh five days okay i mean like i would be angry after five days i'd probably cool off by then but she may also be feeling like god he was asleep like he can he not like keep up? Well, we're going to do some work here. We're going to try and give you another fastball belt high when we call her.

Yeah, like the analogies, Jeff. I'm just going off of what he's saying. Oh, sorry. Take this into overtime and get the two-point conversion when we do your second date update. All right, face off. Right after this. Face off. Second date update. You're in the middle of a second date update update and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing right after you hear part two if you missed it we've been talking to a super youthful fresh and hip bursting with energy male named lou is that why we're playing the baby music? Who fell asleep at 5.30

right in the middle of People's Court. Didn't even get to see Judge Wapner's verdict before Lou conked out and ended up missing his date with Kelly. And what do we know about Lou so far? We know he's maybe a little older, he says, by a few years.

Lou is not short for Luke. He didn't say decades though no my spidey senses we're jumping to some assumptions here but he is dating a younger girl who he says is out of his league so like i said he fell asleep right before she was supposed to come over and they were going to hang out and now hasn't talked to her in almost a week. Oh, my gosh. Lou, still awake, my man? I'm still here. All right, Lou. All right.

Are you feeling optimistic about this? Well, I am because technically you could say I kind of blew the second date because we did hang out the night before. Right. You had a great first date. No one's arguing that. No, listen. In my mind, I won game one.

It's a seven-game series. You know what I mean? There you go. Atta boy. It's not good when in game two the know what I mean? There you go. Atta boy. It's not good when in game two the Yankees fall asleep and don't show up to the actual stadium. You get slaughtered 20-0. Yeah, but if you throw a tough lefty game three, you're back in it.

Oh, you're back in it. You just need to game three, Jeffrey. All right, this is going to be our rumble in the jungle. Oh, boxing. Good. I have so many things I need to Google. I'm so confused. We're going to reach out

to Kelly and try and get you another date here, okay? Okay, that'd be great. I'm going to be your tough lefty today. Ooh, got a southpaw. All right.

Screwball. Oh, he's got a screwball. I thought we were looking for a line drive. No. It's fine. Fastball. You wanted a fastball?

Is that what we wanted? I think we should be done with the sports references for the rest of this segment. Actually, for the rest of the entire show, okay? Let's call Kelly and see what she has to say. Here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Kelly?

Yes. Who's this, please? Hey, Kelly, you don't have to sound so skeptical. We're a very kind morning radio show.'re nice people most of us we're called brooke and jeffrey in the morning okay okay what's it about do you ever listen um not really like not to us or just not to radio in general because it's such an outdated form of technology. We have a podcast. It's really popular. Yeah, I don't really listen to radio all that much. Yeah.

Okay. That's all right. Not to keep giving you blasts from the past, but we heard about a date that you went on about a week ago with a guy named Lou. Oh, God. Oh, God, you said? Wait, what? Yeah, yeah, okay. Oh, God, in a good way, what? Yeah, yeah, okay. Oh, God, in a good way.

Wait, are you mad at him? Because I'd be kind of mad. Well, I don't know what he told you about it, but, I mean, it was not, I mean, the date was cool, but then, like, you know. We heard a little bit from Lou about how your, at least your first date night went, and that sounded really great. Yeah, bowling, sushi. Oh, he is so mad at himself that he screwed everything up. Yeah. I mean, honestly.

Sounds like that second date is where everything kind of fell off the rails. Yeah, really. He's not really my normal type that I normally go out with. He's definitely a little older, and I thought that would be fun, and he was a good time we had we had fun okay were you i mean like the next night when you were supposed to meet him at his apartment or something and you're just standing outside oh my god how long did you wait out there um like about 25 minutes that is awful i'm not really really mad i just think it's

5 30 at night like who falls asleep at 5 30 well it sounds like you wore him out the previous day yeah yeah he was exhausted from the the night before from all the good times that could be true that could be true. That could be true. But, you know, I was just thinking, well, maybe going out with an older guy

wasn't going to be best for me because I need somebody who can keep up with me. Oh, no. I mean, you got to understand though, like he,

you know, he was busy all day. I don't know. I've fallen asleep even, you know, when I was younger, in my 20s.

Like, I'd be 22 and I'd... That's from like day drinking. Yeah. Yeah, I get that. But I guess, you know, like if you're my 20s like i'd be 22 and that's from like day drinking yeah yeah i get that but i guess you know like if you're starting out like with a new relationship and the possibilities it's just i think that that requires like a little extra effort and if it's not interesting enough to be able to stay awake then i don't really have time for that if you

want some extra effort then i think lou might be your guy because he went through the effort of reaching out to a radio show to get in touch with you super super early in the morning which might not be the style of a young person but it's his style and he's on the other line right now and wants to talk to you oh no he's not is he really lou Lou. Oh, my God. Hey. Hey, what's happening, Kelly? How are you? Hi. Hi, Lou. I thought we were having a good time. You know, listen, I just simply dozed off on the couch. I had a great night the night before, you know.

Yeah, I know. Like, you texted me all that, and I appreciate that. Like, you kind of owning it. That's cool. But I don't know, Lou. I'm just kind of rethinking. Maybe it not the best fit oh I well I guess you can't you can't go by just a uh dozing off on us you know and you gotta you gotta you know what I heard the song you are so beautiful by joe cocker you know that one joe Cocker. I don't know that. That's an ancient reference there, Lou. Didn't Alfalfa and the Little Rascals sing that?

Yeah, in the original one from the 60s. Not even the remake. It's a beautiful song, and it just basically says that you're so beautiful and you mean everything to me. And I just feel horrible that you had to wait. And I was listening in. Listen, it took you two hours to get ready, so you must have been excited to go out again.

So just by one little fumble here, I wish you could give me another shot, you know? Oh, okay. You are so beautiful to me. Can't you see me The thing I hope for You're everything I need How long are you going to go for? Is this helping?

You are so beautiful To me Wow. I'll tell you they're not playing that at the clubs now. Lou, do you have any Cardi B in your repertoire or something? Or Kelly, doesn't Dua Lipa have a song about lowering your standards for an older man? How did that feel to you, that song? Did it help or did it hurt?

I think I remember hearing my grandpa singing that song. Did it go with hurt then. Well, I guess it's worth asking, what was your relationship with your grandpa like? Oh, no. Were you close with your grandpa? Stop it. It was fine.

I'm just wondering. Okay. He's trying to be, I think, romantic and make up for his mistake. Yeah. I don't know the situation. Okay, I'm going to throw this out there, but some younger girls like older guys

because they tend to have more money Or they've been in a career stability They like to do things first class because yeah things like bad seats Older men tend to like younger women because they can recognize the signs of a stroke. Jump to action. Much more strength for CPR too.

We would like you to be that lady for Lou. And we would pay for another date if you would agree to it. What is she, a caretaker? I'll tell you what. Why don't we go out for karaoke and We would pay for another date if you would agree to it. What is she, a caretaker? I'll tell you what. Why don't we go out for karaoke and drinks? I even bought a new coffee machine just for you.

New coffee machine. Or it's for you, Lucy. You could stay up later. I assure you I won't fall asleep again. Okay. Hey, that's a good deal. All of that to consider, and we'll give you a date on us. Kelly, what do you think? Alright, I give it

another try. That age is nothing but a number. Shots of wheatgrass for everybody. You gotta do his insure milkshake. Oh, yeah. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'll be honest, even we were skeptical that this would work out. I can't believe they're back on the phone.

Skeptics be damned. Months later, Lou and Kelly are back on to give us an update update. So you guys are still together? Hi. Oh, my God. I mean, it sounds like you're both happy. Yeah. I mean, you know.

It's been going great. All right. Thank you. Kelly, what are you liking about dating an older man? Oh, my gosh, you guys. It's just, it's so nice to be with somebody who's more mature and not, like, obsessed with Xbox. But it is a little tough being out in public that's probably the biggest issue is we go out and then we get like judgmental weird looks from people you know like if we don't

we don't write down that we're having a date on our dinner reservations they think he's my dad or something oh it's that big of a gap hey some people Oh, man. And I bet you get a lot of judgy people are like, oh, she's a gold digger. That's true, too. She knows I don't have that much money, and you know. She's more of a caretaker than a gold digger. You just need to walk around with a shirt that says, I'm poor, Lou. I have enough money to blow it all on her and have it next time. Oh, that's sweet. See, he's older, wiser. He's got all the good sayings. I have enough money I have enough money to blow it all on her and have a next time aww

that's sweet see he's older wiser he's got all the good things aww man it's nice to hear that you two are doing well and you're happy together

yeah yeah it's been so good and we just I like just wanted to encourage the listeners you know like welcome's in all different forms

and ages aww so just go find your person and don't be judgmental. You see some people who don't look like they pair together. Great message. That's really sweet.

Great message. We love it. Alexis, hop on to Silver Singles right now. Hurry up. You got to lock one down. I have an issue with the money, though. It's not for everyone. Well, keep us updated on your relationship, guys, okay?

Yeah. Absolutely. Good luck out there. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late-night legend Jon Stewart

and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of

my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Happy holidays from me, Michael Rapaport, and my gift to you is a free subscription to the I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast, where I discuss entertainment, sports, politics, and anything and everything that catches my attention. I am here to call it as I see it,

and there's a whole lot of things catching my eyes these days. Listen to the I Am Rap Report Stereo Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.