Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update UPDATE: Wisdom Teeth

Episode Date: June 17, 2021

We have an update on a Second Date from a few months back! After an anesthesia induced first "date" led Clarissa to think she scared Matthew away, we've caught up with them to see how things have gone since!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After a month? Yeah. I don't know why she would wait a whole month. Either she's playing the really, really slow game. Yeah. I've heard of the month rule. Yeah. Yeah.

Or two, she's superstitious and only wants to talk to him on the 13th of every month. Just to be safe. I don't know. Let's find out. Clarissa, is that true? Hi. Hi. How are you?

Yeah, good witch name for sure. Clarissa, boy, let's rumble. You want a broomstick, Clarissa? Oh, my God. Oh, no, she regrets calling in. You want a broomstick, Clarissa? Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, no, she regrets calling in. I better go. I better go.

Help me out, yeah. So we'll get to it in just a second. But first, Clarissa, tell us about the guy that you want us to call today. What's his name? His name is Matthew. Okay. And we met on Coffee Meets Bagel a month ago. Oh, I've heard of that one, Coffee Meets Bagel.

Yeah, they were on Shark Tank. I've been on a lot of the free ones, and I thought that if I paid for a subscription, I'd find better quality guys, I guess, you know? Yeah. It is true. You pay like five bucks a month, and boom, a whole new world of dating opens up, I hear. I hear. I can't believe it.

Yeah, you've never done it. You're not swiping on Jose on Coffee Meets Bagel. That makes sense, because if the guy's willing to pay to meet, then he must at least have a job. Yeah, I'm serious. Or trust fund. I was thinking more invested in the process, right? Like you're taking it more seriously, like Jose said. Rather than Tinder where you're just trying to hook up with people.

So what was that like when you hit up Matthew? I mean, did you contact him first? I did. What's so nice to me about Matthew is that, first you contact him first? I did. What's so nice about Matthew is that first of all, he's really handsome. Like, not in a conventional way, which is something that I love, I guess.

Unconventionally handsome? So he's ugly. Yeah, that's a nice way of saying that. Not at all, not at all. He has this really cute, crooked nose that I find so endearing. Okay.

I thought for sure she was going to say he's super old. Because, I mean, handsome and old people go together. I usually say hot, but, you know. Sounds like he has a prominent bridge. So what did you and Matthew do? So we went out to coffee. And coffee meets bagels. Is that a requirement of the website that you have to get coffee? Stick with the theme. And you have to eat bagels. Yeah. Is that a requirement of the website that you have to get

coffee? Stick with the theme. And you have to eat bagels on the first date. Partnership with like Starbucks. Yeah. I don't know, but I love coffee, so. Nice. I think it's always so brave to go on a first date with someone you don't know without alcohol. Yeah. I do. You're not alone.

I don't think I could do it, man. I'm always really impressed. Even if it's a breakfast date, right? Yeah. All right. We're taking shots or something. So how did coffee with Matthew go? It went really well.

He told me about what happened to his nose, and apparently it got broken because his four-year-old nephew punched him. Oh. Okay. So your future boyfriend got beat up by a child and that's cool but like super cute super cute or it says a lot about his family dynamic but okay so i punched him back yeah he punched the baby no so anyway so i told him that i was gonna get my wisdom teeth taken out the following week and you know that I was really nervous about it.

And he offered to drive me there and pick me up. Oh, wow. Wait, did he actually do it? Did he take you to your wisdom teeth appointment? Yes. So he drove me there the following week and picked me up. I think. I think.

Have you never seen a YouTube video of people after they get their wisdom teeth out? Why would you do this? But a baby punched him, so she probably committed while she was drunk. Good point, Alexis. No, but like, you always say something stupid after you get your wisdom teeth out.

I know, I know. I just needed someone. He honestly was the only person available okay okay it was really sweet i got there fine i know he picked me up but i don't know what happened after or how i got home oh god i hope it was by him but of course you don't wait you haven't heard from him since then? So you did something while you were high. Well, I don't know. I mean, I texted him after just being like, thanks so much, you know, for getting me home.

I hope everything was okay. And I didn't do anything weird or whatever. And he just like never got back to me. And that's been a month ago. That's it. Oh, no. You said something. You did something yeah

but it's forgivable i mean it's not like this guy doesn't know she was under anesthesia for wisdom tea i don't know she could have the truth serum and it said some really offensive stuff but props to you for going a whole month without texting him yeah i couldn't do that i'm interested to know what you did or said while you were high on anesthesia. She is too. I think we all are. Let's play a song. We'll come back and we'll call Matthew and we'll try and get you your second date update.

Okay, Clarissa? Okay, thank you so much. All right, hold on. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, we're talking with Clarissa, who went out with a guy named Matthew on a coffee date. She ended up liking him so much that she trusted him to take her to and pick her up from her wisdom teeth appointment. Yeah. So that happened. And afterwards, he's not calling her back. He hasn't even texted her to check in. No, she's okay. Now, Clarissa,

I know that after you got your wisdom teeth out, you were on the anesthesia. You don't remember a lot, but is there anything that you do remember from it that might explain why he's avoiding you? I have, like, a very blurry memory of me possibly drooling on him. Okay. That's okay, though. I mean, that's fine. But I think also maybe, I'm not sure, but maybe I tried to kiss him, too. I'm really not sure. Ah, though. I mean, that's fine. But I think also maybe, I'm not sure, but maybe I'd try to kiss him, too. I'm really not sure. Ah, yeah.

Oh. I think also okay. I mean, what is this guy expecting when he's going to pick somebody up from- Yeah, I agree with Brooke. Thank you. He has a bloody mouth full of gauze. That's not a good time for the first kiss. He should be flattered.

Oh, okay. Right? Right? Okay, guys. What is he, a guys. I know. What does he want? I mean, it could be a lot for a guy to handle the second time that you interact with someone. That's all we're saying.

But let's find out, okay? We'll see what he's thinking. We're going to call Matthew right now. You ready, Clarissa? Yes. All right. I'm going to dial the number. Here we go.

Hello? Hi, is this Matthew? Uh, yeah. Hi, I'm calling from Dr. Sherman's office. Oh, my God. You picked up a female patient of ours recently, and while you were in the lobby, our receptionist said she saw you steal a handful of pens. Jeffrey, stop it!

We would like those back, please. Um... You're from a doctor's office? That's right. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Oh, okay. So you remember this. All right.

Well, Jeffrey, you need to come, please. I got to be honest. I wasn't expecting him to answer that. Yeah. I agree. That was me. Sorry, Matthew. I'm not really calling from the dentist.

My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing really calling from the dentist. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing something called a second date update. Okay. The way that that works is if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can reach out to us and we'll get in contact with them for you to try and figure out what went wrong. And so you recently went out with a woman named Clarissa. Yeah, yep. Okay. Well, Clarissa emailed us because she says that she had a great time with you

and really likes you and really appreciates that you would take her home after she got oral surgery, and she's hoping that she can see you again. I don't think it's the best idea that we go out. I mean, I don't know what you guys know. Did she tell you what happened? She told us that you picked her up. I mean, you guys went on a date first. You went and got coffee. She told us about that and had a great time. And she said she really thought that you were handsome and that there was a connection. Yeah, I mean, we had a nice time and she seemed great, but

when I went to pick her up, she was drunk, obviously, after the surgery. And the whole way home, she was just saying crazy stuff. I don't know. I just don't know if it's the best idea if we see each other again. Okay. That's what we kind of thought, to be honest. Yeah. But what could

she have said? She was drugged up. You knew she was loony. Clarissa doesn't remember pretty much anything that happened during the ride home, so could you maybe explain a little bit? This is really embarrassing, but while I was driving the whole way home, she kept making jokes about my height. What? Are you super tall? Is that an issue

for you? Like an area of self where you're self-conscious? I'm five seven. I'm not that short. I'm taller than she is. Okay. And normally I wouldn't necessarily care, but she was relentless about it. She was making jokes about it, like, the entire way home.

What was she saying? You're so tiny. You're like my tiny little Uber driver. I think she was drugged. It wasn't really her. I mean, anesthesia is different than alcohol, right? With alcohol, I feel like you're still yourself. Anesthesia, you become a, who knows what your brain is doing.

Yeah, can't you give her a break for that? I mean, she said I needed a booster seat. Okay. Come on. Like an Uber in one of those little smart cars. She's obviously attracted to you. She told us again and again how handsome you are, how excited she was about going out with you. Now I know how that four-year-old nephew hit you in the nose

because you guys are the same height. Look down on you. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding, Matthew. He does not think it's funny. I know. I'm sorry. I don't mean to pile on. We tell jokes on this show, just so you know. Yes. Yeah, I realize that. Sorry. pile on we tell jokes on this show just so you know yes yeah i realized that and i was surprised

i guess just because i was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt in the beginning but she just kept going she went the whole time basically the whole way home she was singing the oompa loompa song to me when i tried to bring her home oh my god oh my god did you happen to catch any of this on video, perchance? I didn't. I was the only one there. Yeah. Oh.

But if it had been on video, that would have been the end of me. That would have been like a viral video about how tiny I am. Oh, buddy. I mean, here's the thing. You have met her. We've only talked to her for a little bit. And even in that time, she seems like a lovely person who would never purposely hurt someone's feelings. I don't she's a height shamer yeah i mean aren't all women i care actually i mean that is a thing women are like six foot or above exactly you just have to take it and accept it but you're

okay dude some of the hottest guys i've dated were short because they're not taken by the tall ones that look like supermodels. I'm much less short. I'm 5'7". I don't know why you guys have to. Okay. He's right. That's barely below average, I think. Barely.

Below 6'1". Well, look. Look, Matthew, don't you want to at least give Clarissa a chance to explain herself a little bit? I don't think it would matter. It was clearly on her mind. She obviously thinks it, so it was just coming out. You know, it's like the truth comes out when you're drunk i think it's probably like the same type of thing i'm just thinking the same no it is not the same people deep down no people see like little green aliens when they're coming off of their wisdom teeth like it's not because they

really believe in little green aliens i know but there was no green alien she was very accurate i don't know give her a chance i'm not on anesthesia right now but the truth is about to come out because i'm about to tell you matthew that clarissa's been on the other line listening and she wants to talk to you oh my god i am so sorry i just i cannot even apologize. I am so sorry. I, I don't think you're short. I think you're like a short guy, but like, I don't think you're short, like too short. You know, I don't even know what I'm saying. I'm so sorry. I did all of that. That is so mean of me. You called me a hobbit four times. I did not. Oh my God god clarissa you were a bully i didn't know what i was

saying i was drugged up yeah i agree with you yeah but deep down you must have had an issue with it because it's the only thing you talked about i would be lying if i said i wasn't on my mind but it's not like a deal breaker at all it It just sounds like, Matthew, like, I mean, I think she's being honest. She doesn't care about your height. I mean, it's something that she noticed. Just like, I'm sure there was some sort of something that you noticed about her that she was probably self-conscious about.

Like, don't let your own insecurities stand in the way of somebody that you think is cool. Yeah, she sounds really sweet. She's not a height supremacist. Is that a real term? Oh, it is now. Yeah, she sounds really sweet. She's not a height supremacist. Is that a real term? Oh, it is now. Yeah, we just made it up. What do you say, Matthew? I mean, she's obviously

very, very remorseful about what happened and doesn't feel that way about you, really wants to get to know you. And with that said, would you be willing to give her another shot? Because we'll pay for you guys to go out on one more date. You're not sending us to an amusement park where I'll be too short for the ride. Look at you, Matthew, coming with the jokes.

There we go. There's the sense of humor. What do you say? One more date on us. One more date on you guys and she wears flats. Hey, hey, there we go. What do you think, Clarissa? I love flats.

They're super comfy. All right. Now, Clarissa? I love flats. They're super comfy. All right. Now, Clarissa, sing us out. Oompa loompa. No? Oh, my God. Okay. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

That was a Second Aid update from a few months back. And now joining us once again, it's Clarissa and her shout-out, Matthew. Welcome back, guys. Get it wrong. It's shout-out. Hi. Hey, guys. Matthew.

Hey, how's it going? Okay. Hey. We're doing good. How are you guys doing? What's new? We're doing pretty good. We've actually been dating.

Hey. Yeah. Congrats. Nice. It's just been great getting to know each other, and, you know, especially over the last year, just being able to have somebody to spend time with. Aw, that's sweet.

Has it been hard to date over this past year? Oh, yeah. I mean, there are certain challenges with it, but, I mean, we've been having a great time. We just try to, you know, mix it up. But, you know, with things opening back up, it's kind of cool. We're starting to do more and been meeting each other's friends and we get to go eat

in our restaurant, which is nice. Oh, yes! Which is very cool, though, is it? It's kind of cool. Like, you get the first like half of your new relationship really concentrating on each other, and then now you get to introduce all these new firsts together. Yeah. Plus, I'm sure Clarissa looks great without a whole bunch of gauze in her mouth.

It must be pretty hot. Now she has a mask on. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So you guys emailed us for an update. What is the update in your relationship besides you're still together? Well, we actually are coming up

on our six-month anniversary. Oh, that's cute. You're doing that. That's the two-month anniversary. Okay, that's cute. You're doing that. That's the truth. Okay. Do you guys have anything planned for that? Well, we've been bouncing around some ideas, and Jose is one of our favorite people.

I mean, that laugh gets us, like, every time. That means a lot to me. Thanks. Wow. That's nice to say. You made my day. So what does he have to do with your six-month anniversary, though? I can stop there. I'm happy. They're happy.

What we wanted to say was we were talking about it, and neither one of us has ever seen Jose do stand-up before. Oh, wow. And Jose, all of our friends say that they've seen you and that they really like you. So we were just wondering, I mean, do you have any shows coming up? We'd love to come watch to celebrate our anniversary. I don't. I'm still in pandemic mode. It's time to schedule something, Jose. Yeah, there'll be stuff coming up soon. So I guess I'll have to get your info. And of course, I would love to treat you guys to a show. I'll get you

tickets. Not your friends, though. Someone's got to pay. Maybe you guys can go visit Jose at his new apartment. Yeah, that's true. He won't let you inside, but you can stand down on the street, and he'll shout jokes down from the balcony. That's good. How's that? That sounds fun. That sounds good to me.

We'll make a little sidewalk picnic. There it is. All right. Congrats on your six-month anniversary. I can't wait to see you. Yeah, and Jose will get your email so he can tell you when his next date is Yeah I'll have Brooke do all the work for me I'm not your manager

Oh wait I do have a manager I'll talk to him Yeah Alright well thanks you guys for the update Keep us posted on what's new in your relationship okay We love you Jose Aww I love you guys too. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You.

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