Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Virgins Only

Episode Date: November 12, 2021

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There's a million websites where you can meet people to date now. Yeah. Yeah, there is. It's not even an exaggeration. Almost to date now. Yeah. Yeah, there is. It's not even an exaggeration. Almost any of them. Yeah. You can turn it into a dating site.

I mean, you have the normal ones, but you also have things like hot sauce passions. Dude, I gotta get on there. Is that real? That is. Oh my gosh, I need to get on there. There's gluten-free singles. Makes sense. And one called Marry Me Already.

Whoa. What? What's that one? Brooke, isn't that where you met your husband? Very funny, Jeffrey. No? Oh, she's married. It's a monthly subscription.

Oh, that's right. Yours was Marry Me Now or I'm Leaving This Old Country Buffet. Dot com. Whatever it was. We've heard a lot of unusual ones on the show. But yesterday, we actually had another listener who emailed us saying he met a woman at another niche dating site. Okay. One that I didn't know existed.

The guy's name is Troy. So, Troy, welcome to the show. Hey, how are you? Oh, my God. I'm so curious, but first I want to know, is it your first niche dating site that you've ever ventured onto? Yeah. that you've ever ventured onto? Yeah, I mean, I tried the regular dating sites a little bit, and this was my first time trying the more specific category. Okay.

So tell us where you met your date. Yeah, we met on Virgins Only. Okay. Virgins Only. That's good. That's definitely niche. Okay. Is that people from Virginia?

No. None of us here are allowed on that dating site. I mean, how do you know? How can you verify that? Oh, my gosh. Do you need to do, like, an examination? I hope not. I would assume it's just an honor system, right?

Yeah, yeah, it's an honor system. And, I mean, being a virgin for a long time, it's not something I could imagine someone wanting to pretend to be if they're not. I could imagine a lot of guys wanting to pretend to be a virgin to meet some, you know, anyway. So does that mean like in the future, it's totally off the table too until you get married or where are you at with that? It's not like a religious thing but it's like i was taught when i was young to save myself for that one person someone special okay yeah okay i mean i felt the same exact way up until i was 17 and then me too i'm a very different view private catholic school dude i was like i'm i girls don't want to kiss. No, no, we can't. It's not special. Oh my God. How much you have changed.

Now I'll kiss anyone. Get over here. Or anything. So you matched with someone on virgins only. What is her name? Her name's Rebecca. Okay. Okay. So it did not go well at the beginning. Oh, okay. Why? We met up in a mall parking garage just to be around other people, you know? Most people would pick like a coffee shop to be in public. That's where I think I'm going to get kidnapped. A dark parking garage. Let's not go anywhere sketchy. Let's meet up in a dark alley, okay?

Okay. So what happened? Well, it was going to just be like, we'll both park our cars there, say hi, make sure I'm not giving her get-in-my-van vibes or whatever. What are the options on this virgin dating set? Why are you so scared? Well, I think he's just being extra cautious. I guess. And then from there, we'd drive to a restaurant.

But that was the plan, right? But I locked my keys in my car. Oh, no. We had to keys in my car. Oh. Oh, no. We had to wait in her car until AAA got there. Oh, no. Oh, yikes. Oh, yeah, that's not a good start.

Yeah. Bad start, but it, like, worked out, because we started talking and, like, really hit it off. Good. Okay. All right. Gave you time to chat. Yeah, making lemonade out of lemons. Yeah, because, like, you know, I've talked to a couple of girls on the phone from virgin only,

and it's always weird because all it ever devolves into the conversation, it's like talking about each other's virginity. It just ends up being weird. I would assume that would be a real central talking point on that. How much can you say? I mean, and why are you letting it define yourself so much i'm glad you have hobbies outside of not doing that well to be fair like when when it hasn't happened for you yet you tend to think about it a lot i'm sure you kind of build it up in your head

so wait what did you guys connect over yeah so rebecca didn't do any of that like talking about virginity stuff i liked it you know she just seemed normal and we were just talking nicely what tv shows we've watched what books we've read you know like okay did the day ever move anywhere beyond the front seat of her car yeah so what once uh triple a got there i, hey, what do you want to do? And she's like, I don't know. I'm like, do you want to just go get food at my place? Oh, that is very forward, sir.

No, not when you're a virgin, it's not. Okay. You know nothing's going to happen. Okay. Yeah, you know, generally I like cooking, so it's easier for me than going to a restaurant anyway. Sweet. She said sure, and like, you know know being a virgin as an adult it's tough and i want to make moves but i'm trying to resist so i try to take my mind off it

you know so we're not we're at my place i put on charlotte's web on dvd what did she say to that i'll keep her off you yeah yeah but i did that on purpose you know there's nothing sexy about charlotte's web it's a good What did she say to that? That'll keep her off you. Yeah. That'll work. Yeah, but I did that on purpose. You know, there's nothing sexy about Charlotte's Web. It's a good escape. I lose myself in the story. What was the vibe, though?

Sorry. I'm just imagining if I was a virgin, I would still want, like, adult time. We had some adult time when the movie was over. Okay. What's up. Here we go. She said she had to go and we had a kiss and that was nice. Dude! Did you go in or did she make the first move?

I think it was both. We like kind of looked at each other, you know. Yes, so after the kiss, I walked her to her car and now it's been almost a week and she hasn't returned any of my texts. So I'm just trying to figure out where I went wrong, you know? It may not be something you did, but, I mean, it is strange that she wouldn't call you back after a kiss. A kiss could have been too much for her.

I know it sounds funny, but. I mean, not enough. Well, is the porridge too hot or is the porridge too cold? We'll find out. We're going to play a song, call Rebecca, and we'll try and get your second date update, virgin edition. Ooh, special. Okay, we'll do it right after this.

Thank you. We're in the middle of a second date update with a great guy named Troy who met his date on a website for virgins only. He was telling us about how he's trying to take things slow, but of course, everybody in studio thought it was hilarious because this group of heathens that I work with are so far from being virgins, they have no concept of how this could possibly work.

I told you, I remember being a teenager. That's not true. No, you have to remember, even as an adult, everybody takes dating at different speeds. Okay, Brooke? Not everybody goes from, hey, you're cute on an app to making a reservation at a seedy motel by the highway. Oh, man.

Why would I do that when I have the back of my car? Okay, on the highway, if that's how you prefer to do it, Brooke. But after a rough start, Troy took his date Rebecca to his place where they ate pizza together and they watched Charlotte's Web on DVD. They even ended the night with a nice little kiss before he walked her to her car. So, Troy, not as prude as you thought. I'm proud of you for that. You know what? I thought that was a big step for Troy.

And, Troy, I'm very supportive of you and your quest to find love. Thank you. With a virgin. Virgin. You know, the thing is, Troy, it may not be about you at all. It may just be that she has a lot of dates. Because you said that you have talked to quite a few women on this virgin-only site, and she was the only normal one.

I mean, chances are good all the other guys are feeling the same thing. Yeah, maybe you're right. I mean, I've also heard people, are feeling the same thing yeah maybe you're right I mean I've also heard people you know on the virgin only site they question each other like oh you're not a virgin you're just on here for whatever oh it's like a bandwagon fan kind of yeah maybe she didn't think I was a virgin because I can appear sexy. Between Charlotte's web and that kid, I think you're good. I mean, he's giving me Adonis vibes. I don't know.

Seems like a ho. I like how one of you says Adonis and the other one just goes for it. Got it. Maybe she went out with another guy who put on Finding Nemo and that one did it for her. Oh my god. There are so many Disney fans on this

website, aren't there? Anyway, I'm sorry, Troy. We're just going to dial Rebecca's phone number and we're going to get your second date update. You ready to do this? Yeah, because she's definitely the coolest and if I screw this up, I just want to know what happened and just want to know. Yeah, for sure.

I think we'll get you another date. I think so too, okay? I'm going to dial the phone number right now. Here we go. Hello? Hi, is this Rebecca? It is, yeah. Hi, Rebecca. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Do you have a moment to talk with us? Wait, I'm sorry. Wait, who are you again? We're a morning radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. It's me, Brooke. Hello. It's here, Jose, Alexis.

Hey. I don't listen to radio, so I don't know. Hi. Okay. This is going to be a little shocking. Yeah, okay. Well, we do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. That's where if you go out with somebody and afterwards, if they're not calling you back,

you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person for you to try and figure out the reason why they're ghosting. And so recently you went out with a guy who had a great time with you and now he's having a hard time getting in touch. His name's Troy. Oh, yeah. Okay. How do you remember? And he did admit to us that the date didn't go flawlessly,

that there was a little bit of a hiccup when he locked his keys inside of his car, and so you ended up going back to his place, watching Charlotte's Web, eating pizza. Which, to be honest, we made fun of him for the Charlotte's Web thing. I don't know how you felt about that. Careful with the we yeah well it sounds like he told you a lot about what we did but did he tell you where we met yeah no i mean he said that you guys matched on a website for

virgins only oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay i can't believe you told me that but okay nothing to be embarrassed of everybody has a different niche that they're into yeah i know i guess it's not a popular one though yeah that is true for you what do you mean it's just not really widely accepted if like you know i say i don't want to lose my virginity before marriage, they think it's kind of weird. Okay, which is why you would be on that dating website, right? Because you can find other people who understand where you're coming from. And that's what Troy said that he was into.

He wants to find a girl who's on the same page as him. Right, and he is, but he's extreme. On a virgin scale, he's a 10. I told him that. He kissed you, though. You got a kiss. I told him that, like, just because you're a virgin doesn't mean that you don't want an adult night. It doesn't mean that you don't want sparks.

Like, you still want those things. Right, and, I mean, he's a really good cook, and I did think that the movie he chose was really sweet. Yeah. I did get a kiss at the end of the night, but I only got the bottom lip. What? It was like his first kiss? What does that mean? Like it was a missed kiss?

No, no, no. It was on purpose. Like, he only kissed me with the bottom lip. Huh? What? I'm trying to figure out what you're describing. I'm trying to picture it. Like a pout, right? Yeah, exactly. Like a pout. Like, just stuck out his bottom lip. I'm trying to figure out what you're describing. I'm trying to picture it. Like a pout, right?

Yeah, exactly, like a pout. Just stuck out his bottom lip. Just kissed with that one lip? Everyone in the studio right now is sticking out their bottom lip just to see what it would look like. A bad kiss kills the mood, though. Oh, totally. Why would he do that?

It's not like he couldn't. He doesn't know how. It's just that he, he i asked him if everything was okay but he explained that like he didn't want to kiss with both lips until like he knew that we had a future oh no okay all right are you joking i'm not joking at all that is i'm sorry that is stupid well hey i don't mean to be mean, but like, why one lip and not the other? What is the bottom is okay, but not the top? That doesn't make any sense.

Full contact. I mean, you've heard of just the tip. This is just the lip. That is not the same thing, Jeffrey. And it wasn't even just that. Like, he takes it to the extreme in another way, like where he walked me to my car, and I thought he was going to hold my my hand i was totally fine with that but he like linked pinkies with me instead oh you gotta earn all five fingers girl

well yeah legit like that's like giving too much to me to hold my entire hand. You know what I mean? It's just kind of to the extreme. You're saying that he's extra virgin. Yeah, if he was olive oil. Absolutely, yeah. Okay. Got it. There's got to be a separate website. All right, well.

It's just so crazy. He said he wasn't waiting until marriage. He's just waiting for the right person. Well, I don't know. Maybe there's more logic to this than we're realizing. And there's one way to find than we're realizing. I know. And there's one way to find that out, and that's by letting you know, Rebecca,

that Troy has actually been on the other line listening, and he wants to talk to you. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, he needs to hear this, Rebecca. Do not feel bad. Troy, are you there?

Hey, Rebecca. Hi. I wanted you to know I'm interested without doing too much. I guess I was, I'm just a little confused about the bottom lip kiss and not the holding hands. Like, I understand, like, we're virgins and we're going to stay that way. But kissing with both lips and holding hands is a completely different thing. No, I know.

I just wanted it to go the second date and maybe the third date to give you the top one before, you know, like... What? Then why just not kiss her? Like, why not just wait for the kiss until the second or third date? That's a totally normal thing.

Nobody wants just the bottom lip. Brooke, that's too fast. Pump the brakes. I'm saying no kiss. No kiss is better than just the weird bottom slobbery lip. I disagree. No kiss. She's going to start thinking I'm not interested at all, and then that falls apart. I knew you were interested, but you threw me off with the whole kissing me with the bottom lip and the pinky thing.

The pinky thing, I want to defend myself. The pinky thing, I went for your whole hand. I missed. Oh, no. No, this is good. So you would have given her more of your fingers if it was possible. Dude, if we lifted just that sound bite, it would really mean something. No, you know what I mean, Troy.

You know what I mean. You were saying you would have gone for the full handhold. Yeah, I wanted, I meant to, but it just like missed and it got one finger. Okay. At that point, I'd rather just keep it cute than like keep, you know, be weird if you keep moving your hand around. I mean, Rebecca, did you find anything sexy about him? than like keep you know be weird if you keep moving your hand around and i mean rebecca did you find anything sexy about him he's very nice and he is very attractive and he's very intellectual and so i mean i do i just was really thrown off because you know what if something did

happen and did take off and do i have to wait like months for an actual full mouth kiss? You know what I mean? Okay, so this is sounding pretty good right now. And I'd like to ask Rebecca, would you be willing to go out on one more date? We will pay for it. I think yes. Aw, that's good. Yay!

That's good. Thank you. Thank you for clarifying. And I'm glad. I'm very happy right now. Yeah! I'm happy for you, bro. Yeah, it's a virgin's only success.

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