Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Whack Beach Wedding

Episode Date: April 14, 2023

You have to take risks if you want to find true love, and one of our listeners did exactly that when he crashed a strangers wedding! Hear what other dangerous moves he made in today's Second Date.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second Date Update. Whenever you're watching one of those hospital shows on TV, like ER or House or Grey's Anatomy, the doctors and nurses are always hooking up. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I don't know. My best friend worked in a hospital for a long time. I think it's real. I think the hookup part, yeah. Because everyone who works there is attractive. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was hot. I don't know. My best friend worked in a hospital for a long time. I think it's real. It's serious. I think the hookup part, yeah. Because everyone who works there is attractive. Yeah. The lighting's always dim.

Uh-huh. And is there anything sexier than changing a soiled bed sheet in front of your co-worker? Oh, man. I'm looking at Brooke right now, and her shirt almost flew off when I said soiled bed sheet. It's true. It's true. Yeah. So I was not surprised in the least when one of our listeners reached out saying he met his date when he was at the hospital.

Oh, hey. So let's get the story from Noah. Noah, what's up, man? Hey, guys. How's it going? Please don't tell me it was an unconscious patient. Oh, my gosh. Why did your head go to that?

I don't know. I met her. She was in a coma. She looked so peaceful. Oh, my gosh. Why did your head go to that? I don't know. I just, like, I met her. She was in a coma. She looked so peaceful. No, no, no. We're, like, kissing random asleep people in hospitals. You guys are on to something, right? If you're in a coma, you're always a 10, I guess, huh?

Yeah. She didn't say no. Do you work at the hospital? Is that the story? My grandma got a little bit sick, and, like, nothing huge, but she was in the hospital for a couple of days. And so I was in there with her most of the time for those few days, just visiting pretty frequently and stuff. And one of the nurses named Holly was taking care of my grandma and we just kind of started hitting it off.

Holly the nurse. And I bet grandma is excited, right? Because grandma... She kind of played matchmaker. Totally. The last day that my grandma was there, we were going to discharge her in the afternoon. And I just kind of gave her a cheesy line like, my granny, before she dies, said she wants to make sure that her grandson goes out on a date with you. Oh, I like that.

Yeah, I got grandma in on it. You know, she gave her a little thumbs up, a little wink. And then you unplugged the EKG machine just at that moment. That'd be terrible. Yeah. Did it work? That's the question. Yeah, it did work.

Actually. She like laughed and thought it was kind of corny and cheesy, like it's supposed to be, you know, and, and was like, yeah, I'd love to. Let's go out. Oh, that's so cute. I bet it was exciting for her too. Cause I'm like, you know, you're typically just dealing with sick people all day. Not like hot grandsons.

True. So that's exciting. Yeah. I mean, I'd like to think so all right you got the date so where do you go yeah so you know what i just decided to keep it real simple and easy and just go to the beach you know i packed a little thermos with a little cocktail in there and um kind of went and put our toes in the sand just hung out and got to know each other and talked and laughed and stuff for a couple hours oh a couple hours so it was like you're wearing swimsuits at the beach type of situation or was it? I mean, not swimsuits, but just casual. Yeah, just. OK.

You weren't like splashing around, but you were just vibing, having some drinks. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Like I wasn't trying to get her in a bikini on the first date or anything, you know, be respectful and stuff. So were you in your bikini, though? Yeah, I was. Oh, I was in my man thong for sure. That a boy. That a boy. I got to give the ladies what they want. Yeah, though? Yeah, I was in my man thong, for sure. That a boy.

That a boy. I got to give ladies what they want. Yeah, you know it, Noah. That's actually a really cute date, I think. It sounded actually kind of fun. Yeah, not a lot of pressure. Yeah, well, with what happened next, I guess I'm glad I was wearing shorts and not a man thong, because we noticed there was a little building right down the beach from us.

What do you mean, a building? Like a boathouse or something? Or a lifeguard structure? Maybe like almost like a little community center building. Oh, okay. Oh, like an event space. Yeah. There you go, an event space. Yeah, exactly.

So we can hear music, and there was, you know, just a couple of balloons, and it said like reception for the, you know, you just told it was a wedding, right? Like a wedding reception thing going on, you know? How cute. Fun. Yeah, and I kind of was like,

maybe just put a little wedding crash. That might be kind of fun. Oh! oh shut up you guys crashed a beach wedding in your like beach outfit we actually butted in really well because everybody else was in beach attire too so we just slipped right in that's pretty fun did you guys great did you guys get a chance to like dance and well so we're brave enough to dance but i noticed there was a little photo booth and i was like hey let's go snap a couple pictures commemor commemorate the fun, kind of, you know? Oh, cute. We went to the photo booth, and a couple at a time, there would be like four or whatever, you know?

Yeah. So the first two photos were regular, and then on the third one, I decided to take a little bit of a chance and leaned over and kissed her on the cheek. Oh. Oh, that's a classic move. That's a cute one. You're playing everything right so far. Like, I think it's spontaneous. It's flirty.

It's chill. It's flirty. I love it. I want to go on a date with you. That's what I'm getting at. Hopefully we're able to figure this out, but if not, you and I can go then. There you go, bro. Did she respond well to the kiss?

Well, so I gave her a kiss on the cheek, and then for the fourth photo, I just go, your turn, and kind of put my cheek out. Turn my head right. Okay. And then she didn't kiss my cheek at all Oh She left you hanging Maybe she didn't understand because it goes pretty quick

Between those photos Maybe it was too much for her to register that quickly I feel that You're calling his date dumb He just kissed me Wait what are you asking me to do And then bam photo I think if you point at your cheek after you kiss someone and go your turn

they would hopefully understand what you mean by that let me solve this problem i'm sorry you're a genius using the photo booth not everybody is i mean that could be the case did you take it as she didn't want to touch you or that she was just overwhelmed well because i just kind of joked i finished whatever i was like you left me hanging you know joking or whatever she didn't really laugh either and then the photos fit out and i looked and she had a really weird book on her face like for that fourth one there so maybe she didn't want a cheat kiss huh maybe your cheat kiss was bad in some way it was enough of a look where i'd like double check and make sure i wasn't moving the camera or something like it was just i don't know i seemed like maybe I offended her and made it a little weird,

but I joked my way kind of out of it, kind of kept it light, and so the date ended actually okay. You just cut that fourth photo off of the strip. Yeah. So she just goes to me completely, and I just want to know, like, what's up. Did you try to kiss her again at the end of the date? No, no, not at all. Okay, smart. So at least you picked up the cue. like what's up did you try to kiss her again at the end of the day no no not at all okay smart okay we're about to give her a call but first i think maybe you should reach out to your grandma

and tell her you may need to get sick again just in case we need to do it in person because before we do that though we're gonna call holly and get your second date update right after this all right okay sounds good hold on second date man. Hold on. Second date update. I think we were all impressed with Noah and his first date. Oh, yeah. Even a little bit jealous, honestly. Oh, for sure. Because the only one of us who's ever crashed a wedding before is Alexis, and that was with her car.

Yeah. Which didn't turn out quite as fun. No. You're not as welcome. Yeah. I was looking for forever 21 but noah and holly snuck into a wedding that was happening on the beach where they were at and they weren't there long they just stole some cookies and took a photo in the photo booth and that's where noah also took a little bit of a risk with a rogue kiss cheek on the third photo yeah I mean, I don't think that's crossing any lines.

It's just a cheek. Yeah, I was about to say the same thing. Cheek kiss is different. Like, we cheek kiss all the time, Jeff. Yeah. It's true, but that's a different cheek. So we don't know what the exact reason is, but we're going to call Holly right now

and try and figure out the reason why. Noah, are you ready to do this? Any final thoughts before we make the call? I'm ready. Nope. I just hope it all works out good. I know. It's just so crazy.

I mean, like, you guys are bonded because you did something kind of naughty together, you know? Yeah. Jumping into a wedding like that. Yeah. Shared stories. You're not supposed to be there. Totally.

Yeah. Before we dial, do you and me, Noah, want to do like a little cheek kiss for good luck? No. Why not? Yeah. All right. Count of three or what? I'll go first okay okay

now you do me oh that was wet yeah i think the wetness made me wash it well let's find out literally jeff just wiped his mouth i'm not gonna clean my face for a whole week now i'm gonna dial holly let's see what she has to say here we go okay hello hey is this holly yeah this is her who's this hey holly my name is jeff from morning show called brooke and jeffrey in the morning it's creative oh yeah you know my words are not doing too good in the afterno the afternoons, by the way. Hey, Holly, we're all here, obviously. Hi. This is the show.

That's Brooke, Jose, Alexis. Hi. And we're all calling because we're interested to know a little bit more about your dating life. Is this a prank call? I don't understand. Not a prank call. It wouldn't be very funny if we introduced ourselves at the front. All right, you ready? Gotcha, Holly.

No, this is a segment we do called the Second Date Update. And one of our listeners went out with you recently named Noah. Oh, okay. Yeah. We heard about your date. It sounded super fun, like the beach and the... Yeah. Yeah, he told us about the whole experience,

and on our end, it all sounded pretty fun and pretty innocent. We want to get what your side of the story was. Did you have a good time with him? Well, yeah, I did, but I did kind of get a little mixed vibe from him. Mixed vibes. Yeah, I don't know if he told you, but we crashed a wedding together.

Yes! Oh my God, it sounded so cute. And kind of like risky. Yeah. I would think that that'd be exciting on a first date. Yeah, that was Brooke's read on it, and she's notoriously into bad things. So what was your take? Well, I thought it was exciting.

It was fun. And we ended up going to a photo booth. Oh, yeah. We heard about that. It was fun. And we ended up going to a photo booth. Oh, yeah. We heard about that. That was kind of like a highlight. Well, he ended up kissing me on the cheek. On like the third picture. And to me, that was like a little quick to forward.

And like, I don't know. It was like really sudden for me so it sounds like the cheat kiss kind of just threw everything off for you well just well and after that you weren't interested not not really so what happened was i did keep the photo booth picture. Oh, cute. So you did like him. I do kind of like him, but I'm also not really sure. Okay. Like I said, I kept the picture, and I have an aunt who's a psychic. A psychic aunt?

Yeah, she's a psychic. She likes weed. You still hear those words together a lot psychic aunt huh okay and then uh i went to see her and they brought the picture with me and she did a read on it they can do that you can just read off of a photo well my aunt can i don't i don't know about all the other psychics. Okay. Oh, she's more powerful. What did she say? She said that Noah was a monster in his past life. A monster? A monster?

Monster. A monster? Like, out of the bone, like. So is that hot to you or not? Yeah, Brooke likes bad boys, so. Well, no, he committed horrible crimes in his past life. Like, that's scary. Wait, so you're holding Noah responsible for what your aunt thinks he did in his past life?

Yeah, it's still inside him. We are who we were in our past life. And I think it explains a lot. It explains his dangerous side. And, like, you know, he was like, let's go crash a wedding and stuff. No, girl, he stole a couple cookies. Like, he didn't, like. Oh, wow.

He could have laundered them out. Yeah. It's the gateway drug. Someone in the ocean with the fishes, you know. Believing in psychics or not, I would take your aunt's advice with a grain of salt. She's trying to protect you. Exactly. Well, I believe it and i

don't know also like another kind of mixed feelings because he's a killer in his past life and i'm not sure i'm supposed to feel about that wow that's a lot of information that is yeah i'm not sure how i feel about it either i want to know what the killer feels about it because i need to tell you holly past life killers on the killer feels about it because I need to tell you, Holly, past life killer's on the other line listening and he wants to talk to you. Noah's on the line? Yeah, he is.

Hey. Hey. Oh my God. Hey, Holly. Hi. I don't really know what to say. So really, you believe in a past life, right? Just to make sure I'm clear

because I'm kind of shocked and that I was a criminal, like a murder in past life, right? Just to make sure I'm clear, because I'm kind of shocked. And that I was a criminal, like a murder in past life? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean, first of all, I don't really believe in that. I'm not knocking your belief. But second of all, even if that was true... So you're denying it.

Noah, you're saying that you weren't a mobster in a past life? How is he supposed to know? I'm saying exactly that. Yeah. That's hard for me to believe, man. I mean, that's what a mobster in a past life? How is he supposed to know? I'm saying exactly that. Yeah. That's hard for me to believe, man. Is it? I mean, that's what a mobster would do. Deny, deny, deny.

That's true. Noah, how would you know? How would you know? Yeah. Say the same. Her aunt read your picture, dude. I have a good source. And, like, I am attracted to you.

But it's also, I can't risk my own life like that. Okay. What risk your life? Whoa, whoa, time out, time out, time out. Yeah. You probably want to be on a mobster's good side, to be fair. Like, this isn't for real, is it? You're messing with me, right?

Well, I didn't even know that you were on the line. Why would I be messing with you this is my truth i mean i don't know your aunt's psychic right wouldn't she let you know all this stuff i mean secretly listening in tapping people's phones very mobster like activity don't you're hurting his cause right now jeffrey i mean the thing is holly has your aunt ever said anything good about somebody you wanted to date? Oh, I rarely asked her about it. I was just so on the fence about it, and I wanted extra help determining where I should go,

and so I went to my aunt. Don't you think it'd be better to go to him and give him another chance to get to know him better? So I could end up with cement shoes at the bottom of a river? No. Is it 1920 in here? I don't know. Holly, I can make it really easy for you.

This is like crazy. Uh-oh, you're going to make an offer she can't refuse, can't you? Here's my offer. Give me a kiss on the cheek, Tuts. I'm not going to go out with somebody who thinks I'm seriously a killer in a past life and is judging me like that

and then even says that you're threatened by your danger for your life. You're not going to risk that? somebody who thinks I'm seriously a killer in a past life and is judging me like that. And then even says that you're threatened, like you're a danger for your life. You're not going to risk that. That's sorry. That's too much for me. Okay. Calm down. Calm down. I know how this works.

Like, you know, you just point a finger and someone gets killed. So I don't want to be involved. Holly. Are you guys hearing this? Yeah. Holly, he was visiting his grandma in the hospital when you met him. Oh, who put the grandma in the hospital? And it's not just the finger point.

You have to say bada bing, and that's when the kill comes in. Bada bing. But I do seriously need to make an offer to you. No, they're so far apart on this. There's no way. I'm contractually obligated to do it. Holly, I have to say, we would love to send you out on another date with Noah, otherwise known as Crazy Legs.

Well, he's clearly upset now and I don't think I should do that for my own well-being. I mean, this is your decision, Holly, so are you sure you want to turn a mobster down? You do not have to ask. The station has never checked and

been like, I don't want to be on Noah's bad side either. Okay, okay. Noah, are you and I still good? Do you want to go on a date with the notorious Noah Two-Thumbs Giovanni? Brooke just perked up in her seat. Why don't we go for a sale in the bay? Don't do it, Jeff.

You know how to romance. Bring your own hooch. Brooke and Jeffrey in the bay. Don't do it, Jeff. You know how to romance. Bring your own hooch. For a guy who claims not to be a mobster in a past life, he sure did have a lot of weird knowledge about it.

Oh, come on, Jeff. Just saying. I'm just saying, why isn't that a turn on instead of a turn off? Oh, you like bad boys. Really, that does it for you. Have you seen the movies?

They're always pretty hot. I feel pretty powerful like having them as my boyfriend. Yeah, yeah. You like bad boys. Really? That does it for you. Have we seen the movies? They're always pretty hot. You know? I feel pretty powerful, like having them as my boyfriend. Yeah. You're going to get into any speakeasy you want. Oh, yeah. That just shows, I guess there's somebody for everybody out there. Yeah.

What was your husband in a past life? I think a Labrador retriever. That's weird on a totally different level. I think Brooke's the mobster in that movie. He's just so happy. She literally plays fetch with him. Fetch me my wine. He also shits.

That's why he has a dog collar. That's my guess. Unfortunately for our listener, we couldn't get him another date. I don't think he was sad about that. There was no shot there. I just hope he finds love someday before he gets whacked. If you want to get a second date update, email the show. We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention

because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money

Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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or wherever you get your podcasts.