Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: What a Mess!

Episode Date: June 3, 2013

It only took 15 minutes for Molly's first date to go from great to garbage... find out why her date, Jesse, isn't calling her back in today's Second Date Update. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update. You guys ever been standing in line at a Starbucks and there's like someone really sexy next to you and then they order the same drink you do and you're like, oh my God. You get a Venti's hazelnut latte, too? I've never known anybody that gets that. I feel like this has actually happened to you before. I may or may not have a reason that I order a skinny hazelnut latte. That's exactly what happened to Molly, though. Molly was at Starbucks.

Her email that she sent in about a guy that she met said that they had the same drink order, and she felt like it was fate. Right, Molly? That's right. And were you guys in line? I mean, how does that work exactly? Were you sitting down? Where were you? He was right behind me in line. We ordered the same thing, and he heard me.

So he joined me. You know where you go wait for your coffee. He's like, hey, you know, I get an Earl Grey, too, and nobody gets tea at Starbucks except for me, you know, where you go wait for your coffee. He's like, hey, you know, I get an Earl Grey, too. And, you know, nobody gets tea at Starbucks except for me. So, you know, we started. Well, nobody gets tea at Starbucks except for you and him. Oh, wow. That's your thing.

What's his name? His name is Jesse. Jesse. And did Jesse ask you on a date after you had started talking? Well, he asked for my number, and we went out on a date. It was super fun, but he hasn't called. And I have now left two messages, which is really embarrassing. I can't call again. But then I remembered the second date update. And so you guys are my last chance.

You said you went to dinner with him? Yeah. Did anything happen on the date that you think could have turned him off? I don't think so. You know, it was one of those, like, the conversation never stops. We were laughing, and he was really cute. I don't know. I thought it was great. Okay.

We had a couple drinks and dinner, and then the restaurant was three blocks from my house, so I suggested that we come back and just hang out a little longer, maybe watch some TV or whatever. Did things get a little spicy back at your abode? No, no. I just wanted to hang out a little longer. You know what I mean? I know what you're thinking, but that's not what we were doing. But was he expecting that, do you think? Well, he hasn't called back,

so obviously I don't know what I'm talking about. So when he got to your house, what happened? You know, I didn't want to stay all night or anything, but I thought it was really strange. He only stayed for like 15, maybe 20 minutes, and then he left. Is your house dirty? No. Well, actually. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm moving. So, you know, there's like boxes and stuff is out of place. But I told him that on the way up. So. Well, I just say that because I would not go on a second date with a girl whose apartment is a mess at all. That dictates how her life is. In shambles. Come on.

I mean, it was a little messy, but not just because I'm moving. The other thing, I didn't tell him at dinner, but I have a roommate. It's a guy. He's a friend of mine for a long time. And I said that he was coming home soon. So, I don't know. Could it have been that? What did he say when he left? He's like, oh, I had so much fun.

This was great, but I'm super tired. I got an early morning. It was positive, but vague. Yeah tired. I got an early morning, so it was positive but vague. Okay. It's never a good sign. We'll play a song, come back, call him, and get your second date update, all right? Okay. I'm nervous.

Don't be nervous. These always turn out perfectly fine. Hold on, okay? Okay. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning second date update remember if you want a second date update all you have to do is email us brook and jubel at moving925.com we will call the person that didn't call you back molly is on the phone with us right now she just told us about the date that she went on with jesse she met jesse at Starbucks. They ordered the same drink, and they knew from then on that it was meant to be.

Because what are the odds? Yeah, crazy. And they went out for dinner, went back to her place for a few minutes. He seemed short and left, and she hasn't heard from him and left him a couple messages. Molly, you ready to give him a call? Yeah, okay. You sound strong, Molly. I like that about you.

You're going to take constructive criticism well. You've got to learn somehow. That's right. That's her voice. I can hear her kind of being like pumping herself up, but also wincing at the same time. Here we go, Molly, all right? Okay.

Hello? Hey, can I speak to Jesse, please? This is Jesse. Jesse, how are you, man? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. What's going on? Not much.

I'm calling you because you actually went out on a date with a friend of mine the other day. Oh, yeah? Who was that? Her name is Molly. Okay. That's a friend of yours. Yeah. She said you guys went out for dinner and then back to her place for a few minutes and then you left. And so I was like, you know what I want to do? I want to call him and I want to ask him why he hasn't gotten back to you. I'm just curious. Did she tell you, though, like, what is going on in her house?

She said she's moving? Yeah, she's moving. But, I mean, you can move like how humans move. She doesn't live like a human. I mean, it's honest to God, like pig pen. I mean, there's shit everywhere. I mean, just piles of clothes. Oh, my God. A pig pen?

Hey, Jesse, Molly is on the phone, actually, with us. I should have probably told you that at the beginning of the call. Pig pen? I don't live like a human? Are you kidding me? Molly, look, I'm sorry, but you live horribly. I mean, there's jars of peanut butter, and, like, your retainer was on top of it. It looked like an episode of Hoarders.

Oh, my God. It removed. The dishes are packed. All that's left is peanut butter. Everything's packed. There was food like old chicken wings that I found on the ground. It was like next to the couch. No.

I'm so pissed at you. No wonder. It was like an explosion of a garbage dump inside your place. That is such an exaggeration. You are such an idiot. Jesse, do you consider yourself to be like a neat freak or OCD in any way? Oh, he must be. He must be like crazy, crazy psycho OCD.

Jesse? No, I felt like there was a melting of chocolate on the walls. And I'm not like OCD. You know what? There's like a crumb on the floor, and that turns into a chicken wing. But is your place not as bad as he's saying? Really?

It is one one-hundredth as bad as he's saying. It's messy because I'm moving. This guy, he's crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy. I don't know who to believe here. Jesse, are you using the room as just like, just an excuse to, like, not go out with her again because you didn't like her? Not at all. I mean, this is just hilarious to me that she's trying to flip the table and say that I'm the one crazy.

I mean, any normal human, rational human being would walk into that place and be like, you know what? Let's call the health department because no one should be living in here. I cannot believe that I like to. I can't believe I said all those nice things about you. You're making stuff up. I really don't know who to believe. Come over. Come over to my house.

Then you'll believe me. I'm scared to go over there, Molly. Jesse, what's the grossest thing you saw? Well, I definitely, definitely saw something on the wall that was, I'm almost positive it was human feces. I'm almost, I'm not kidding. Really? Are you extremely familiar with human feces? I mean, I am a human.

Are you like the fecesces? Do you like stare at it? I am a human. Do you know it a lot? Are you like the feces expert? Molly, Molly. You're obviously super anal. Molly, do you have anything on your wall that could be mistaken for that? I do not. I have no idea what he could possibly be talking about. With that being said, I'd like to offer a second date to both of you guys.

We'll send you out again. We will pay for it. I think we're good. You sound on the fence, Molly, if I'm going to be honest. It sounds like I could tip you over and you'll go out with him. Probably a girl in a bubble is the best he's going to do. Oh, my God. If I was her and I lived like that and I knew

my life was that crappy, I would definitely want to go on another date with me because that's too bad because I'm not that desperate. I really hope you guys see each other

in the Starbucks line again because things are about to pop off. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm not going anywhere near where that crazy guy might be. You know,

the weird thing is is they're both kind of similar. Yeah, you guys are. I think you guys are soulmates. We're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. We'll be right back. are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it.

For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline Podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada, to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025.

I'll be joined by David Roth of Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. With guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from.