Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: What's Your Name Again?

Episode Date: June 29, 2022

Brooke tried to stand up for the girl in today’s Second Date but it backfired BAD! Hear what she said and why she felt the need to defend this woman in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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200 guys a day? Yeah. Even just not a dating app. If you're on social media and you're cute, you probably have 100 DMs. Or just 200 DMs from Jose Al day. Yeah. Even just not a dating app. If you're like on social media and you're cute, you probably have 100 DMs. Or just 200 DMs from Jose alone. Yeah. By the way, reply back. I know you see it.

You know it's going to be a lot. Jose, I mean, in your experience, how do you cut through to make yourself stand out from all the other guys? Like, what do you say? You say like, oh, I think I found your wallet. No. Hey, that's actually a good idea. I actually like that.

Dude. Look, found something that works. I'm really basic. I have a blue checkmark. So people just tend to be like, oh, who are you? They still don't know who I am. You need a lot of gifts, too. You can just say, hi, look at my blue checkmark.

No, I just say, hi, I just want you to know you're beautiful. And then most girls will go, thanks, leave me alone. Okay. So it's working. Yeah, well, they respond they respond well apparently something worked on one of our listeners that made a guy stand out to her and now she's on the phone with us looking to get back in touch with him her name's ashley ashley how you doing hey i'm good how are you i think i found your wallet by the way Would you like it back? You can keep it. Oh, my God.

That one didn't work. I'm so curious what this guy said. To get your attention, what's his name? His name is Benjamin. Benjamin, did he have a blue checkmark? We have to ask. I didn't meet him on social media. I met him on a dating app.

That's right. I have to get Instagram. My bad. So what did he do to stand out from everybody else? Basically, he was talking about how I'm so beautiful. There's no way I'm real. You've got to be a cat face. We FaceTimed immediately.

It's like reverse psychology. Then you want to prove to him, no, I am real. See, look at my boobs. That's pretty stereotypical guy stuff. Those are fake. Yeah. Right? And then you want to prove to him, no, I am real. See, look at my boobs. Yeah. That's pretty stereotypical guy stuff. He's like, those are fake. Yeah. Touch them.

No, they're not. Feel them. Kind of negging you and baiting you into, I don't know, basically talking to him. Yeah. It's almost like being like, I don't even want you to reply to this. Yeah. Okay. I don't know.

I guess I'm too competitive. So I was immediately like, oh, challenge accepted. Okay. Dude, that's crazy that you FaceTimed right away. That is crazy. What did he look like? He's really cute. He's tall, he's got dark hair, blue eyes,

like all the things I'm into. Okay, okay, so that's good. And you know he's real too. What'd you guys do for a date? We decided to go to a bar. All right. And it was great. We had a good time,

but so one thing happened it was like kind of embarrassing but i don't think he was really upset by it but we're sitting there talking like we've been on the date for 30 minutes at this point okay and one of my girlfriends came into the bar and she came over to say hi and i completely forgot his name oh no that's the worst oh and it's like happens when you're mid-sentence this is oh my god yeah and you like deer in headlights oh man he must have just been mortified like what what was his reaction well i felt terrible and i was super embarrassed but he kind of laughed it off and was cool about it and then we just like kept going and had a really good night that's amazing

he was able to brush it off. Are you kidding? He's only 30 minutes into a date. Yeah, but still. It's just a shot to the ego. I know. I totally goofed, but honestly, he's the one that brought it up later in the date, like joking around. He was like, hey, what's your name again?

Not passive aggressive. It's kind of like two really old people at breakfast. Like, huh? What's your name? Who are you? He's being serious. He's like, no, seriously, who are you? What time is it?

What time is it? I don't know. I guess that's romantic in a way. Is that how you felt about it? I was really embarrassed at first. But then, like, he made me feel more comfortable. And he, like I said, he poked fun at it later in the date and so I felt like it was fine yeah I know like I know the rest of the date went well because after the date we left and we walked around for a little bit

and then he called an uber for me and like literally right as I was like welcome to the uber and like this is gonna sound so corny and so cheesy and I know it but I swear it happened I was looking up and it's like the clouds had just kind of cleared away and like you could see like the stars so it's like super sweet and romantic and like right then is when he went in and kissed me good night do you think he set that up and you're like thanks dylan oh. Oh, my God. Well, thank God I didn't call him that name. Like, that would have been even more embarrassing. All right.

Wait, I forgot his real name. What is his real name? Benjamin. Okay, see, don't do that to me, Brooke. But that's really sweet. I mean, like, you have this sweet moment. You already have an inside joke together. Yeah.

Like, you sound connected. I'm guessing you were totally expecting a call back from him. Yeah, and so, like, we've been texting, and, like, I've been very fl back from him yeah and so like we've been texting and like i've been very flirty with my text and like obviously like dropping the tense hey i'm definitely interested but like he hasn't been as kind of talkative back with his text and he hasn't called me or asked me for another date and it's been a week now are you missing any teeth he could have felt with his tongue while he was in there, and boom, you're missing... He wouldn't notice that earlier?

Well, it could be in the back, Brooke. Okay. Yeah, I mean, I thought you were a catfish. You didn't have any teeth. That usually is not... I have all of my teeth, thank you. Okay, see, we got to the bottom of that mystery. I'm thinking that he may have met somebody else or something.

Oh, maybe it was Ashley's friend that she was introduced to. Oh! Oh, my gosh. I I've spoken to her. Dude, I definitely want to get that tea. If that's the case, yeah, let's find out. I'm going to play a song. We'll come back. We're going to call Benjamin for you and we'll try and get your second date update, alright? Okay, thank you.

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Subject to credit approval, minimum monthly payments required. See sleepnumber.com for details. Second Date Update. If you're just joining us, we're talking with one of our listeners, Ashley, who's worried that maybe her date Benjamin is ghosting her because she accidentally blanked on his name 30 minutes into their first date. And Ashley, I know that makes you feel bad and probably kind of embarrassed, but if it's any consolation,

Brooke has gone to bed with hundreds of men without ever knowing their names. So you're in really good company right now, Ash. I just didn't think it was that important. They told it to me. Oh, did they? Oh, I didn't think you learned it. I mean, that's not why i was there so save that for more useful information anyway benjamin was a really good sport about it and they even had a

kiss at the very end of the night as the clouds parted and the stars came out which is why it's such a mystery why benjamin has been kind of avoiding her still texting but not not asking her out on another date. So we're going to help her figure out the reason why. That would be awesome. Yeah. I mean, I'm just worried that, I mean, he just almost sounds like too smooth. Like that's why I think that maybe there's somebody else.

Or he's talking to a few girls at once. Exactly. Like it's just like it's too good. We'll see. I'm going to dial Benjamin's number right now, though, and we're going to try and get you your second date update are you ready oh gosh i don't know yes okay yes i'm ready you're ready this will be good okay are you sure because we don't have to do this no no do it do it do it okay just like hurry before i lose my nerve all right here we go i'm down the number right now Hello? Hey, is this Benjamin?

This is Benjamin. Who's this? My name's Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. What are you talking about? Radio. It's a form of entertainment that a lot of people listen to, and we do a morning show on it, and one thing that we do on our show is this segment called the Second Date Update. Oh, oh, y'all like a podcast, right?

Yeah, we have one of those too. If that makes it easier for you to understand, then sure. It's a radio podcast. But something that we do on this radio podcast. That's live. Yeah, is we help our listeners reach out to people that they've been on a date with when they can't get back in touch with them. Okay. And you went out with a woman recently, Ashley.

Yeah, Ashley. Ashley. Okay. That sounds like a good memory that just popped into your head of Ashley. Yeah. We spoke to Ashley about you, and there were some pretty positive reviews. She says you're a really nice guy, attractive, and kind of a smooth talker. Yeah, I could be a ladies killer.

Oh, okay. You kill ladies? I'm sorry, what? I know what you mean, ladies killer. Yeah, I know. Did you like Ashley a lot? In the words of Shakespeare, I would say it was the best of times

and the worst of times. Oh, did she say that? I don't think that was Shakespeare. That was a far reach. But you ended up going out. You must have had a good time on the date then, right? Without a doubt, man. I had a blast.

You know, I even loved the part where she almost forgot my name like 30 minutes into the day. So that really didn't bother you? No, I mean, hey, like, you know, just meeting people is not like how it used to be. It's like speed dating on steroids. You're right. You kind of read the name once or twice.

You're very chill. Yeah, the vibe is very chill. You seem very positive about everything. So I guess I'm a little bit confused why you're not talking to Ashley anymore. All right, so here's the worst of times. Okay. So she let me know where she worked at. Okay.

So two days after, I was like, you know what? I'm going to pop up on her with some roses at work. So when I went to her office, talked to the receptionist, she said, yeah, are you Dave? And I'm like, no, I am not Dave. Wait, is this a joke that she's playing because she got the wrong name on your date too? But it was the receptionist that said this. So then she went to go check. And then she says, oh, yeah, she already went to lunch with Dave already.

So she had a lunch date with Dave? who's gave her flowers yeah and then the receptionist had this weird look on her face like kind of like she didn't want to tell me that oh no well obviously you're like standing there holding flowers but you're not in a relationship like you're both open and free to date right now. No, but she obviously is. Like, after a completely amazing date like that, she's the only woman on my mind. I can't, like, you know. For 24 hours later, she's on another date with another dude. Like, that's crazy to me.

Yeah, but, I mean, I don't know. Like, it's like she could have had it planned way before your date. You don't usually do, like, it sounds like a boyfriend thing to take you out to lunch the middle of the work. You do? You think it's a boyfriend? I think it sounds like she just had another lunch date. She's, like, dating right now.

Well, let's just ask her then, because, Benjamin, I gotta let you know that Ashley's been on the other line listening this entire time. She wants to talk to you. What? Yeah. Ashley, you there? Oh, I'm so embarrassed. Uh-oh. Okay. Ashley, you there? Oh, I'm so embarrassed. Uh-oh.

Okay. Why are you embarrassed? Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry. Benjamin, like, I just want you to know that I did feel the same way. Like, Ackerty, you were the only man on my mind, too. Oh. Huh.

So who is Dave? Yeah. Yes. Ashley? He's not my boyfriend. There's nothing serious. He's just a guy. Like, I just, I wish you would have told me that you were coming.

Ashley, to be honest, that's not good enough, man. And you got to be a little bit more honest and upfront if you, you know, you want to move forward or hang out with me. I mean, Ashley, you're saying two different things. You're saying after the date, I had no other guy in mind. And then literally the next day, you're with another guy. 24 hours later. I am sorry. All of you need to get off of her back.

Okay, when I met my husband, I was like seeing other dudes. I was hanging out with an ex. I had another date on the side. But were you telling your husband, you're the only guy that I'm thinking about right now? Dude, on the very first date? No, I wasn't telling him that. Brooke, she's saying that to us right now. She's saying that Benjamin's the only person that I want to see, but I also want to see Dave.

Yeah, but you can actually be out on a date with Dave and still be thinking about Benjamin. Like, maybe it was already planned. Yeah, I mean, you could be right. The only way to know is by asking Ashley, hey, who is Dave? What is his relationship? Yes, that's what I want to know. Is he just another guy that you're also seeing, or is there something more? Is it a friend, or what?

Have you guys hooked up? You don't have to get that far, but, like, is it romantic? You know what? I don't want to go into all kinds of details, but I will just tell you this. I'm like, please do not overreact, but he's just my sugar daddy. What? What? That's all he is.

Oh. Okay. That makes sense. I was worried this was a big deal yeah so we're we're fine okay but listen i just okay benjamin like please just listen to me for a second like i feel like y'all are not getting the right image of what this is like he takes out he buys me lunch like stuff like that like nothing else that's literally the extent of our relationship like you know more

about me and the one date that we have than he does and we have like you and i have a real connection all right so like so he does all that nice stuff for you and but do y'all do anything more than that or any more stuff i just i feel like we're getting really far away from it and the point is that like i care about you oh i want an answer to that oh you know we don't need an answer they do stuff you don't just get sugar daddy for free but you can stop the sugar daddying can't you can't you just like cut it off i'm just saying let's be realistic like she could just end that and then she could be in a relationship with you benjamin she made a mistake let's go into a no sugar dating diet. You guys are making such a huge

deal of this and it's like, it's not a big deal. All of my friends have these and like, it's expensive being a single woman paying for everything. Yeah, it is. Women can have it all. It's not like we can have somebody that we care about and we can have somebody that pays our

bills. God, I wish I could have that. So wait, you would keep the sugar daddy and you would get you'd have it all i mean yeah we can do that what do you think about the idea of benjamin giving you both oh you're gonna make him your daddy just splitting them into two people benjamin can be the guy that gives you things and is also romantically connected to you at the same time i You mean like a boyfriend? Let's not get too crazy here. Can you do that? Like, that's a lot for one person. Oh, she's asking.

What do you think? I just think, for me, I feel like it's her loss. You know why? Because, for one, I make good money. I'm a millionaire. Oh, no way. Second point is that the first gesture I did, anything nice to you to show my romance or my positive affirmations towards you.

I come to your job. You were the whole nother dude. I learned on this phone call. That's your sugar daddy. I'm OK. It's a lot. All I heard was that he's a millionaire. And then my eyes went completely blank.

And I don't know how ashley feels about it ashley what do you think now knowing that he is an extremely successful extremely rich guy that's also a smooth talker would you want to see him again and we would pay for that date i mean i just feel like that like solves all of our problems like i feel like we don't really have a problem here like oh now she has a rich boyfriend. Ashley, I think a good paying job for yourself and being an independent woman would be super helpful. Don't go back

on the morals. You disgust me. You can be good on your own. You are the worst. At the end of the day, Benjamin, we had a really good time together like i don't see why that has to stop i i could see why i could stop it's called trust oh i mean look benjamin she's seeing the error of her ways here obviously i could see this relationship working out especially if you're willing to pay a little bit more money on your dates and you won't even have to on this

first one because we're gonna pay for it come on benjamin one more chance might as well take the free meal come on it'll be fun oh now she's super really good yeah that feels bad how much fun we're gonna have with all your money remember you're the only one that she's been thinking about since your date those are her words um i'm gonna say i'm okay i'm not'm okay. I'm good on the second date. Smart man. I don't know. I just feel like y'all are really judging me really hard right now. Oh, I'm not.

Ask your daddy if he wants two babies. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Text in to 78592. Tell us, did Brooke get owned or really owned? You guys. You were really owned? You guys. You were all in on it. Okay, listen. They weren't in a relationship, but the sugar daddy thing threw me for a loop.

I don't know what to do with that, dude. I don't know what to do with that. I don't think any of us knew what to do with it, but it was extremely hypocritical of her. If you ask me to literally come on here and tell us that she wasn't thinking about anybody else after their date. And then within 24 hours going on another date with a different guy. It's not a date. It's like a business exchange.

Yeah. I mean, and it's lunch. She doesn't think about other guy until her Venmo goes off. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So even though we, I want to say we tried. I did try. I still don't think that she's doing anything wrong no uh-oh here come the text i just think that like it just is really complicated

and her life would be a lot more simple if she just made her own money or yeah very true yeah no i don't like that no but uh keep texting in 78592 tell us what you thought about the second date update. And remember, if you want to get one for yourself, you can always email the show, and we'll call the person who isn't calling you back. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late-night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines,

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