Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Update PODCAST: Wide Mouth Girls

Episode Date: September 6, 2017

Whenever a guy tells us that he has a "Signature Move" that he uses to get a kiss.... We immediately want to know TWO THINGS.... ONE) is it something that's clever enough to actually work on a REAL WOMAN. Not an inflatable one (cuz Jubal has tried that and A LOT of stuff works on those inflate-a-gals). And NUMBER TWO... was it executed well? APPERANTLY NOT since one of our listeners says he was SHOCKED when his "signature move" failed miserably...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What's that? Swallowing an entire corn on the cob without chewing and making eye contact the whole time at dinner. It always gets it done for me. Jeremy, is that your signature move? That is not my signature move. We should try it sometime. The ladies love it.

Did not know it was possible to fit a whole ear of corn in your mouth. Jeremy, you and I never have had dinner. That's why. I think it's more concerning about what happens after you do that, but that's just me. Well, I guess you can get to the signature move in a second.

First, tell us about the girl you want to call. All right, her name is Jess, and I met her online. First thing that struck me were her nice eyes and wide mouth. A wide mouth? What? A wide mouth? I mean, like, does that mean big smile,

or she can do that corn trick herself? No, no, no, not big, just wide. Okay. So you like a wide smile. Like Julia Roberts is probably your number one. Yeah, she's perfect. Like, the regular human has maybe 32 teeth, assuming they're all there.

Yeah. And I like to see every single one of those pearly whites. Okay. Everybody has their thing. I like girls with bigger noses. You know what I mean? So, okay. So you like a wide smile.

So tell us about this wide mouth lady. What'd you like about her so much? Well, she just seemed to have a great personality from the times that we were texting back and forth. And so we made a date. I told her, let's do like a lunch thing, you know, because I kind of have a plan, a method that I use. Go to lunch, kind of do an activity like we decided to go down to the museum. I mean, it's interesting that you choose a day date, because usually if you're

really into somebody, you want to do a nighttime date so that things can lead to other things. I think I get more time with her, you know, not just straight to that. That's really nice. I guess if things are going good, day turns into night, and then night turns into going to bed at probably 10 p.m. Okay. Very reasonable. Or other things. I don't know.

Whatever you want to do with your evening, I guess. So how was it at the museum? The museum was fun. We had a quick lunch. We didn't really get too full because, you know, if you eat too much, you kind of get bogged down. Oh, my God, I'm sleepy, stuff like that. So I want to avoid all that.

So I told her, let's just have lunch. Let's go walk around the museum and then we'll go get some dessert afterward. All right. I mean, who doesn't look forward to dessert? That's true. I mean, it's going to make the museum better because guess what we're going to have afterward? Uh-oh. We're going to have some dessert.

All right. There it is. Now you're talking my language. I see where you're going. What dessert did you go get? We went and got some ice cream. And usually that's the point where I can drop my line. So this is the move that works.

Oh, no, it's a line. Ooh, it's a line. Oh, I'm already hesitant about this. We get to dessert, and she's telling me something about something. I don't know. Oh, that's good. Good start. But basically, I have to cut her off.

I say, you know, hey, sorry, I wasn't really paying attention to you right now. You know, I was just wondering what it would be like to kiss you. Oh, sweet. Usually that works. Yeah, it's actually pretty sweet. Really? That's a cute line.

Wow, so simple. Yeah. Girl says, okay, you know, here, let's find out. You know, something to that effect. And says, okay, you know, here, let's find out. You know, something to that effect. And then, boom, I kiss her. But all she said was, really? Like, she was confused. I didn't understand why she didn't get it.

But then I was like, you know, game, set, match. We are done. Ready to go. And she was like, no, maybe later. She said no, maybe later. And did you actually say game set match to her or was that in your mind I mean it could be cute if it came across sincere and it was honest but it sounds like kind of cheesy the way you're saying it

yeah I don't think it was cheesy. I thought it was just another, you know, notch in my belt. Oh, wow. Got it done. And maybe if you would have approached it differently after when she said maybe later you can get a kiss, you're like, okay, instead of being like, oh, yeah, no, you lost today. I win. I win the competition. Give me those lips.

I knew she wanted it. That was the whole point. But you didn't know because she told you that she didn't want it. She wanted it later. I mean, like I said, everyone looks forward to dessert. Okay, so later, did you get the kiss? Well, she had some errands to run. Oh, man.

She didn't want it, buddy. After the ice cream was over, she said that she had to go run some errands. I offered to help her, and she said that it was some personal stuff. And I was like, well, hey, I can help you with that. She didn't go for it, but I was like, I'll talk to her later. You're offering her a lot of things that she's turning down. No, I mean, I know she was probably just playing hard to get. She really wanted it.

She was into it. Okay, so into it that she hasn't called you back. Just hard to get. Like, she really wanted it. Like, she was into it. Okay. So into it that she hasn't called you back. Just hard to get. It's just a game. Okay. So you think she's just playing hard to get. Well, how long has she been playing hard to get? About a week.

Okay. That is, she is very good at hard to get. Yeah, she is. So hard that you'll never get her. You know what? I have hope that she is playing hard to get, but I might need a little bit of assistance, and that's why I'm calling you guys to help me out. Okay.

All right. We'll play a song, come back, and then call her and get your second date update, okay? Sounds good. All right. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning.

Second date update. If you're just tuning in for today's second date update, Jeremy is on the phone, and Jeremy thinks that the girl he wants to call is just playing hard to get. She's doing a really good job, too. They went out on a first date, and he did his signature move where at some point the girl's talking, and he stops her and goes, I'm not even listening to what you said. I'm just wondering if we'd like to kiss you.

And he says normally he gets a kiss, but in this instance, she said, well, maybe later. After the date, she hasn't talked to him. He's texted her about six times. So she's playing more than hard to get. She's almost playing impossible to get. She's almost playing if you text me one more time, I've got to get a restraining order to get. And that is very skilled. So we're going to call her in just a second and see if we can get her on the phone and find out why she's not calling him back.

Jeremy, you ready to go? Yeah, I am. She's a special one. Is she, though? Or are you just wanting to call her back because she didn't fall for your line? Because, like, at one point you referred to her as, like, a notch on the belt, but then you said she had a great personality. So I'm confused.

To be honest, when I was telling you guys this story, you know, I was kind of like, you know, trying to be a tough guy. Oh, yeah, it's not important. But when a girl like that won't, you know, respond to me, like, you know, trying to be a tough guy. Oh, yeah, it's not important. But when a girl like that won't, you know, respond to me, someone that I think I have a connection with, you know, it really does affect me. I do have feelings, and I need some assistance

there just to get the second shot. That's really nice. Well, like you said to her after she wouldn't kiss you when you gave her your line, game, set, match. I think she's won the battle now, if you're feeling like that. She may have won the battle, but she didn't win the war.

Let's get her on the phone. All right, let's go to war. Here we go. I'm going to dial her number. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Jess? Yeah, this is Jess. Hey, Jess I speak to Jess? Hi, yeah, this is Jess. Hey, Jess, how are you?

This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Wait, hold on. So this is a radio show? Yes, it's called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Why are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you because we actually got an email from one of our listeners, and he asked us to get you on the phone. Who?

Well, his name is Jeremy. Okay. Yeah. Okay, do you remember going on a date with Jeremy? This is really strange. There are, like, multiple people on this call. Yeah, hi. Sorry.

We're here, too. Yeah, it's me, Brooke, and Jose. Okay. So what is it that you guys want to know? Well, Jeremy emailed us and said that you guys went on a date, and he thought you had a really good time. He thought both of you guys connected, but now you're not calling him back,

and he was wondering if we could get you on the phone and find out what happened. He also thinks you're playing hard to get, if helps he thinks i'm playing hard to get yeah we we told him that was a really stupid idea oh god um this was by far not the best date i've been on yeah i could see where he could come off kind of as a d-bag maybe yeah whoa yeah yeah yeah no hesitation at all there i don't think that he means it though he seems like he has a nice heart it just maybe i don't know i hope he doesn't mean it but he just really rubbed me the wrong way what did he do to rub you wrong whoa you know what i mean that is a different question than I was expecting. That would have been a good date. My apologies.

Or what did he do to rub it right? Yeah. What did he do that did not sit right with you? How about that? I mean, there's like a laundry list to this. So the waitress, she was really nice to us. She came up. She took our order.

He asked her, so if the girl gets a cheese and tomato sandwich without the tomatoes, is it the same price? And I was like, are you for real? So you ordered a sandwich with tomato on it, but you didn't want tomato, and he was like, I should get a discount for that? Yeah, apparently he thought that he needed to save some money on my tomato slices. What? Come on, What did he say? Five cents?

Hold on, though. Maybe it was just the principle because he does bring up a good point that if you're not going to include ingredients that were listed on the price, right, included, then maybe you should get a little bit of a deal. So you're as cheap as he is because nobody does that on a first date. Nobody talks about tomato slices and how much they cost. Well, except for somebody who's financially responsible, which should show you a person who's ready to make a long

term commitment and take care of you guys in the future. But it was more than that, you guys. It got worse when we went to the museum. He asked for a refund because he didn't like some of the paintings or something? It was actually worse than that. It was so much worse than that. We got to the ticket

window and we're about to order two passes to go in. And he's like, oh, wow. I'm like, oh, you OK? What's wrong? And he's like, oh, this is really expensive. I'm like, oh, OK. He's like, it's really expensive. But you know what? I don't want to pay for both and i'm just like okay and he's like but why don't i buy you a ticket because i'm a gentleman and i'll just wait outside for you to go in and enjoy the museum by yourself what a gentleman did you take him up on the offer what was your response i was like no no no really it's okay don't worry about it we can just rain check this and he's like no no no i insist i insist you go enjoy yourself at the museum on me and so did you go in and he just waited around i just went in and i walked around for

like 20 or 30 minutes and i just prayed to the museum gods like I hope this guy is gone when I leave but don't you think that that's kind of I mean it's sweet and sad at the same time at least he wanted you to have a good time that is if he didn't ask for how much my tomato slices were earlier this guy he is just trying to save every penny and I came out and he was still there in the same spot and i came outside and i was like hi thank you so much i had a great time i actually have to dash though and he's like no no no no. Let's just go grab some ice cream real quick. And I'm like, okay. So I went to go get ice cream with him.

I'm assuming you guys only had free samples. Like you didn't actually buy ice cream. Hey, no, the ice cream was full price. I see you chimed in now. What was that? Oh, that's Jeremy. He's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Are you serious? Yep.

Yeah, I'm here. Oh, my God. Jess, I didn't really appreciate what you were implying about me. I thought I did a good date. You know, I let you go to the museum, checked things out. I bought you ice cream afterwards. And the tomatoes, I mean, come on. If you're going to order a cheese and tomato sandwich and you take out 50% of the ingredients, then the price should go down.

Okay. I'm just going to break this down for you, Jeremy. You are a cheapskate. Jeremy, the thing that I don't understand, though, is if you don't have the funds to go to the museum on a date, why did you go to begin with? I have the money. It's not about not having the money. Like, you guys are making me seem like I'm some cheap guy that doesn't want to pay for things. But the truth is, the beasts out there are always trying to nickel and dime you.

Like, they're just getting whatever money they can get out of you. And I'm not falling for that. I'm a smart guy. And I always make sure that I get a bargain. Yeah, but setting your date to the museum alone is not a bargain. I have gone to the museum beforehand, and I've seen everything. They don't change anything. So why do you need a signature?

I knew she would like it because she said she liked art. It makes sense. I do like art, but it's usually go to the museum with somebody to enjoy it with them together. You know, like a date is a date with two people. If I want to take myself out, I would have. But like I said, I had already been there. I saw everything. So I thought we could talk about it afterward. It's about having an experience with me. And you ditched me at a museum by myself and decided to bow out. And basically half the date was by myself.

Okay, well, I disagree with you on all of that. You can't argue the fact that I paid full price for that ice cream. That's a very good point. Good point. That is a knight in shining armor. Jess, now that you've heard all of that, would you like to go on a second date with Jeremy? We will pay for it. You don't have to worry about Jeremy paying for it.

Hey, guys, I just want to ask a question, though. If you're going to give me a gift card for this date, I don't have to use it all at one place, right? You do whatever you want to do with it. Jeremy, stop. First, you don't have to use it all at one place, right? You do whatever you want to do with it. Jeremy, stop. First you have to have Jess

agree to go out with you again, and then you can handle the gift card situation. I think I'm going to pass on this. I think he should be taking himself out. Okay. Jeremy, are you okay with taking yourself out from now on? I mean, I wish Jess would join me, but I mean, I'll still take the gift cards if you guys have them.

That's not how it works, Jeremy. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 says, if my boyfriend had been like the dude in the second date update, our first date would have been me bowling by myself because he's gone bowling before. So why not just go bowl by yourself a little bit and we can talk about your experience. If you missed today's second date update, this dude Jeremy wanted to call Jess.

They went out. He thought they had a wonderful time. But it turns out she wasn't calling him back because Jeremy is cheap. Very, very cheap. I feel like I'm cheap. He is beyond cheap. Yeah.

And there's a difference between being broke and can't afford things and just plain old cheap. What he did is he went to the museum. He wanted to go to the museum. She was like, oh, great. And he was like, yeah, yeah. I've been here before, so I just got you a ticket. You can go in and look around and then come back out. And then we'll talk

about it and if you like the museum or not. The whole date was like that. She even ordered a sandwich at the restaurant and she wanted to change the sandwich a little bit, so he asked the server, you know, hey, no tomato on this. Like, I don't have to pay for the tomato, do I? Which I will say, besides being him cheap,

he does bring up a valid question. He really does. If you ask for a menu item without some of the ingredients, you should get some sort of money off. Yeah, they charge like $1.50 for bacon, and if you get somebody that has bacon already on it, and you're like, I don't want bacon, they should take off $1.50.

Exactly. I mean, talk about avocado. Yeah. Right? A lot of people are calling Jeremy a douchebag, but now I think Jeremy's on to something. Yeah. And I think that he's a smart man,

and he should get a date. He's going to retire young, and he'll be the last one laughing. He did not get a date in this instance. So remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving 92.5.

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