Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Textual Healing: License To Bill

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

One of our listeners wants to make a BIG MOVE with a woman he’s known for 6 DAYS. You’ll hear it, and why he needs our help pulling it off with some Textual Healing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Watch live next Monday at 8 p.m. Eastern, 5 p.m. Pacific free at veeps. Or the Veeps app. All right, our fingers are nimble. Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey. You found the second day podcast, and we've got a brand new textual healing today. I love textual healing. They're kind of rare, but I love that. I will say I do have a cramp on my left thumb, so someone may need to step up for a day.

That explains it. That explains it. Okay. Well, if you haven't. heard this before. It's where someone has a just a text issue, right? Like, they don't know how to respond to someone or the conversation has gone dead. And then

we step in to help them figure out what to say next to keep it going. It's pretty fun. It is fun. Yeah. You guys help. You text in while it's happening. For sure. For sure. To 7-8-5-92. And we love the comments always on the podcast. So what do you see, Alexis? Routy Deadwood

said, I've made the dumb mistake of listening to y'all in the gym. Laf so hard, I dropped my weights. Lots of from Amsterdam. Hopefully you didn't hit a toe. Yeah. Oh, no, you may want to pause it. Maybe listen to the commercials.

Oh, yeah. You're that guy at the gym now. So red. All right. Here's your brand new episode right now. We talk a lot about big relationship milestones and how long does it usually

take to reach them? Yeah, for sure. You know, like the exclusive talk, that tends to happen somewhere between months one and three. Yeah. Seems right. First, I love.

too much for Alexis. Yeah, I'm even at, I get that. I'm just like triple that. The very first I love you, that might drop between months three and five. Usually. And then maybe around the eight month mark, that's probably safe to say. That's when the first fake pregnancy claim to get them to stay with you tends to come out. You literally just said my last relationship.

Yeah. That was my ex. Yep, nobody believes you're pregnant. Yeah, I guess. But what if things moved a lot faster than that? because one of our listeners wants to make a big, bold move with a woman that he's known for a total of six days. Whoa. He's a fast movie.

You're going to hear it and why he needs our help to pull it off in a brand new textual healing right after this. Textual healing, textual. If you believe in love at first sight, then online dating may be the thing. for you. Really? Because our listener, Christopher, has been on the dating apps for a couple years now and recently fell for a woman named Valeria. Oh, I like that name.

Apparently, he feels like it's such a strong connection that he has to do something in the first week of them connecting and has requested some textual healing to help him get that done. Okay, so wait, they've met in person or they haven't met in person yet? I don't know. Let's talk to him. Christopher, we're so excited for you. show ma'am oh hey yeah thanks for taking my call absolutely we love an eager man that

may be in love yeah yeah yeah let's hear the story about you and valeria and how you came to fall in love valeria yeah um i met valeria online sorry man you met her online yeah yeah we met her online and um she's a russian american So she's like really cute. She lives in Beverly Hills. Do you live in Beverly Hills? No, no. I live here in town.

Okay. Already a knock against you, I think. You got that location range far on the app. A knock against her. She's the one that lives far away, not him. I don't think... Doesn't sound like she's the one pursuing him right now. Excuse me, Brooke.

This is a man in love. Why are you trying to stomp all over his love? story. Keep going, Christopher. What else about Valeria? So she went to Harvard. Her current job is she's a dental reconstructive surgeon or dentist. Like, yeah,

like you were in an accident and your, like, your whole mouth was like messed up from like a bad like blunt force trauma. Like that's what she does. That's amazing. I mean, that's like life changing word. Wow. I know. It sounds like out of the whole online dating pool, you won. Hey, at least we know no matter what happens,

he could mess his own teeth up and get an appointment. to see her. Sure. I think Brooks about to say the same thing as I do. Have we checked? She's real. Yeah. Oh, I don't think of that yet. What's unbelievable about a Russian American Harvard graduate who lives in Beverly Hills fixing people's teeth? That feels real, but her been being on the dating apps is where it all starts to fall apart for me. Yeah. She wouldn't need a dating app. There's some skepticism in the room, Chris. I'm sorry. Proof me wrong, please. I hope so. Have you confirmed? Have I confirmed? I mean, I've been talking to her for a while. I mean, we've, I personally think she's the one. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. You didn't answer. Have you seen her physically in person before?

I mean, I've seen like a lot of pictures. We've been talking for like six days. So I mean, it's all good there. How can you feel after six days of only talking that you could be in love? Yeah. Why do I feel like I'm a bank manager right now and some senior citizen has just rolled up to the window being like, I need to take out $80,000. Trust me, it's for a good reason. I'm on the phone with somebody who says I owe them in crypto. Yeah. Yeah, like, guys, she's real.

Like I said, I talk to all the time. We already have a lot in common. Like, we both like steak. We both like champagne. Neither of us really drink at all. We don't smoke. Wait, but you like champagne. You said you don't drink, but you like champagne?

When they do drink. I mean, we drink sometimes. We're just not like pounding shots at the bar kind of. people. They just like how the champagne bottle pops open. Like, that's why they like the champagne. They're classy. Yes. I want this to be real for you. I do. Yeah. I do. It's not that I don't. Then maybe stop talking that way. Well, and just believe it. What's the scenario that led us to hear is what I want to know? Like, this is textual healing. So is she not texting you back or you need help because she has texted you? No, she is texting me. It's actually very consistent. Like,

every single morning, I get a good morning text. Every single night, I get a good night text. I love that. That must make you feel. Good? Okay, jealous girl says what over there, Alexis? No, I didn't say it's bad. If I was ready to scam, I would do that too. I'm sure a dental surgeon in Beverly Hills has a lot of time. Yeah, that's right. Wouldn't they have a lot of appointments? No, it would make sense that they're so regimented in their appointments.

They have to sneak in the text at the morning time and the night time. Where's the problem? Because this all sounds great. Where's the problem? You reached out to us for help with textual healing. What do you need help texting? What I'm trying to do is I want to fly her out here to meet me for like a date in person. Yeah, that's good.

That's good. I love that. That's very good. Yeah, and I want the invitation to be like cute and romantic, but not like weird and desperate. I see why it's weird because you've only been talking for six days. So how do you make it sound natural and cool? Well, she sounds like a higher echelon kind of lady. She may be used to being flown places.

Yeah, you need to sound like you have so many other things to do, but I guess I could fit this in for you. That's good. Yeah, like, I can squeeze you in maybe this weekend. I like that. Or maybe there's an event. Like, that's always a good excuse to invite someone, too. Is there like a dental surgery convention happening? You would love it.

I was thinking something more fun. Yeah. Maybe like, oh my God, you wouldn't believe it. I saw the champagne tasting thing. Oh. That's a good idea. But I don't want to just be about drinking, though, either. Yeah, you said you don't do that that much.

Champagne sipping event makes it sound less. Or what if it's like bubbles and brunch? I don't know. Okay. I love that. I'm just trying to give you some other things. Let's start putting some words into your phone right now. So Brooke, how do you pitch the champagne idea?

It's not your idea. That's the thing. You have to make it like, oh my God. My mom. My mom. Okay. Friend, that's better. You'll never believe this.

My friend gave me two tickets to champagne and caviar event. And I immediately thought of you. I like that. Yeah. Would you? Are we going right to the question? Let's just go for it. Or would you let her respond?

Feel it out. Maybe she'll say, oh, that sounds great. Don't let women think for any period of time. Only bad things will happen. And just say, I would love to fly you out for it. Yeah. That's it. Wow.

Okay. Champagne glass emoji, smiley emoji. Jet emoji. Put the jet in there. Yeah. Ooh, I like the jet. Okay. So should I just state it as like a statement, not a question?

Yeah. Yeah. It means you're excited. It's not something you've been planning for a week. Mm-hmm. You're spontaneous and fun, and Valeria's going to like that. And then I will quickly Google search when we're in the song if there's a champagne and caviar.

Or Brooke will throw one impromptu at her house to have you over. I read it wrong as Chuckie Cheese. Darn. Maybe it got canceled because of some sort of shellfish issue. But let's try this message. Are you texting it? Yeah, but wait. What about the date?

That'll come naturally. Yeah, it'll come later. We'll just wait to see what her reaction is. is fake. We can pretend it's any weekend. We don't have to send her the full wedding invite. We just have to gauge her interest in it. Okay. And then... You see the button down at the

bottom, the green button that says send, hit that. Okay. Hold on. Did you find it? Sent it. Oh! We did it. Good job, dude. We have successfully sent a text message. I can't imagine how long it takes you to respond

to her good morning. Yeah. But that's what we're here. We're here to help you out. Hopefully she responds when we come back and continue. Textual healing, sexy American, Russian dentist, Harvard graduate version right after this. We're in the middle of textual healing with our listener, Christopher, who is six days into a very, very strong connection with an impressive woman. More than impressive, like the perfect woman. Absolutely.

She's an attractive Russian-American. dental surgeon named Valeria. Oh, man. Just that sentence. Got a degree from a prestigious Ivy League college. And he doesn't want to scare her off, since this is so new, wanted to politely find a way to ask her, hey, can I fly you out to my city so we can drink alcohol together and see what happens? Yeah.

I mean, that's what you wanted, right, Brooke? That's almost the text I had him sent. Yeah. You wanted to be more natural than blood like that. If I would have gotten that text, I would have been like, sure. Let's go. Already on that plane. So we helped him send kind of a similar message that basically said,

my friend got me tickets to the champagne and caviar event. I'd love to take you. Yeah. So that was a few minutes ago. Christopher has Valeria responded to you? She did respond. Yes. We can continue.

Dude, why do you have a smile on your face? How do you say that? I know. What'd she say? Please say she just said yes. Convo's over. No, she actually wrote. She said, that sounds wonderful.

we can have champagne and have special, quote, ice cream time, end quote. Special ice cream. Is that a euphemism in Russia? Yeah, why is ice cream in quotes? Wait a minute. Yeah, that's kind of like our little code word for like intimate things. Oh. Oh, you have inside jokes.

You have code words, even though he've only communicated over text. Yeah, no, that's, wait, hang on. Wait, what do you mean? Hang on. Is she writing again? she just sent another text Wow that first test was so good she's sending multiple Yeah she wants to come she said

Then only the thousand dollars for the ticket My darling she said and I can give you the change So give you change Okay this is how we fix this Because I don't think he's gonna think that this is a scam still Nothing to fix she's saying yes to the invitation Brooke Do you have a thousand boxes center? She's gonna take the money bud Yeah to buy a ticket

No No. No. Okay, he's going to buy the ticket. Yeah, that's better. Usually, you should ask her, okay, I need your name and your birthday so I can book the ticket for you. Yep. That's the next step.

Yep. You just say, oh, my gosh, it'll be way easier if I book it. Give me your name and your birthday. I just got to wait a sec here because I see the dots moving. Dots! Dots! Dots! Dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots.

I hate it, but so many listeners are going to be happy. We're young and cool. Somebody came into my street. You told me their kid yells dots, dots, dots, like every day to them. Sorry, she's sending you something? Yeah, she said, she asked if I've ever heard of the metaverse. What? What?

That was the text? Like Mark Zuckerberg's Metaverse name or whatever. And the dots are going again. Oh, shit, we got it. Dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots. We should just play that song. She's busy. Um, okay.

Nothing? We're exhausted over here. They don't have a second verse. They're kind of a one-layer joke here. We can't really keep it going. Did she send you something? Yeah, it says the metaverse is a virtual world where people can interact with digital economies.

And that's how I make my money. Although through passive income bidding on virtual land in the metaverse. Real estate. This is a real thing, dude. She's going to try to hook you into some scheme where you're going to invest in something that's not real. She's going to take your money. She sounds just like a very informed woman that's sharing her knowledge with her future boyfriend. This is totally the all women reply to being invited to a champagne day.

Okay. I don't think she's real. It is a little sketchy, I will admit. Should we maybe reply and be clear with her that the champagne and caviar event isn't happening in the metaverse? It's happening in the real world. Like, I want to meet you IRL. Well, I don't want to, like, screw this up. Like, if this is what she's into, and I'm like...

You're not going to screw it up. There's nothing to screw up. We're just clarifying. Okay, but she said something else. She said it's a fun and lucrative experience if you understand it. And she said I could teach you, so she'll teach it to me. Okay. No.

No. Christopher. Brooks, Brooks probably right here. Do you see what's happening? Hey, I said it first. Well, Brooke said it better. Jose, let's go to you. What percent do you think this?

This is a scam that this woman's trying to run on Chris. I mean, rich people like to make money. More money. She could be a dentist who's just squeezing out an extra couple grand. So as far as percentages go, that would be a... 10% it's real. Okay. All right.

That's more than I would give it. I just try to butter him up a little. Yeah. There's a lot of red flags going up right now, Christopher. I'm sorry. Yeah, but I'm just like confused. Like, why would anybody want to scam me? Like, I don't...

What do I have to, like, offer to, like, scam? I mean, I don't understand. We're not smart. We're guys and you have money. So she could easily take a thousand bucks from you and then disappear and you'd never find her. Women get scammed just as easily. And smart people. It doesn't matter.

I mean, have we considered that it's not even a woman? That's true. It's probably some guy. I thought a bad idea. I mean, he says he's never FaceTimed her. He's only seen photos of her that she sent. Hold on. She said they've talked on the phone.

So at least he knows she has a female voice. We haven't really talked on the phone. Like she's left me a voice note and then like I've sent her a voice note. Yeah. You could do anything with AI right now too. Oh, I didn't think about AI. I just thought like any girl could be on the other end. I mean, you should just ask right now like, hey, can I see your socials?

Like can I get a link to like the Instagram or your LinkedIn or something? Yeah, Jeff. Well, at least it's a starting point. I mean, have you seen it? Maybe you've seen it already. No, not really. Like I feel weird creeping on her social media. so I haven't really looked her up or anything like that.

Christopher, you can't feel weird. This is a person who is trying to scam you out of money. And if she doesn't have an Instagram or no social media, then that's kind of a red flag too, dude. Okay. As you guys were talking, I asked to see it, and I just sent it. I said, hey, can I see your social media? So I just sent that out there.

I'll see what she said. How much you want to bet? She's going to get a link to the Metaverse where he can invest. Yeah. Follow my TikTok user 1-4-27-5-9-3-4-1. Oh, that sounds hot. Yeah. I mean, if she really actually is real and actually cares about you,

she should have no issue sending her her whatever, TikTok or Instagram. Those are all going to be fake, too, Jeff. Well, whatever. At least she's responding to it. I can see that she's writing something. Okay. Don't say the word. So we don't have to sing it.

She said, sorry, I deleted mine. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's super sketchy. All of them. That's what they teach you at Harvard is to delete them. You need to text her back and you say, listen, I know I'm being scam. This was a terrible thing to do to someone.

I mean, Christopher, are you? feeling that way what Brooke is saying to you? It just kind of actually breaks my heart. This is the deal right now. Yeah. I'm sad for you. It's better to find out now than after you've been taken for $1,000 or... Or more.

Very true. You've bought a thousand acres of property in the Metaverse. Should I ask? It's like she might have like a sister or something? No. No. No. Yeah.

No. No. Totally. I think for a little bit you need just go out and date in the real world, okay? Yeah, I mean, she was just like the total package. She was this beautiful Russian-American dentist. Yeah.

Well, those are a dime of a dozen in the real world. I'm sure you'll find one. In the metaverse, that's everybody. Yeah, totally. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I-Heart Radio is throwing it back. To the days of huge hits and unforgettable items. A non-stop stream of the biggest and best.

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Well, that was pretty heartbreaking. But it is actually a good thing that we did this segment with him and got him to realize what was going on. Yeah. It's interesting, like, you just get so invested emotionally that you can't think logically anymore. Us guys, you just were clouded by beauty. I see there's whole Instagram accounts of AI. There's thousands of comments. And I'm like, hello, gentlemen, this is not a real person.

Oh, I thought you were like, hello, why aren't you riding me back? No. Lovely lady. But this whole opportunity, it's a good chance to do a PSA. If any guys out there are currently talking to a hot Russian dentist from Harvard named Valeria, be careful because she is trying to make you rich on the metaphors. I thought you were going to say she's taken. She probably is that too.

Or if you are Valeria, text in, prove you're real. Yeah. No, not text, call. Oh, that's right. And make sure she flies you somewhere first. She's got dental surgeon money. Still, make her earn it. So that's your textual healing.

We didn't help him out. But if you need some help with some tech stuff, reach out to the show. Yeah. I think we did help him out. We saved him $1,000. More than that, probably. That's right. And go find all of our content.

We're up wherever you get your podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You know Roald Doll. He thought up Willie Wonka and the BFG. But does you know he was a spy? In the new podcast, the secret world of Roald Doll, I'll tell you that story, and much, much more. What?

You probably won't believe it either. Was this before he wrote his stories? It must have been. Okay, I don't think that's true. I'm telling you. I was a spy. Listen to the secret world of Roll Dahl on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Clayton Eckerd. In 2022, I was the lead of ABC's The Bachelor. But here's the thing. Bachelor fans hated him. If I could press a button and rewind it all I would. That's when his life took a disturbing turn. A one-night stand would end in a courtroom. The media is here. This case has gone viral. dating contract. Agree to date me, but I'm also suing you.

This is unlike anything I've ever seen before. I'm Stephanie Young. Listen to Love Trapped on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, it's Joe Interesting, host of the Spirit Daughter podcast where we talk about astrology, natal charts, and how to step into your most vibrant life. And today, I'm talking with my dear friend, Krista Williams. It can change you in the best. way possible. Dance with the change, dance with the breakdowns. The embodiment of Pisces'

intuition with Capricorn power moves. So I'm like delusionally proud of my chart. Listen to the Spirit Daughter podcast starting on February 24th on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcast. In the middle of the night, Saskia awoke in a haze. Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop. What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever. I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately, the mask came off. You're supposed to be safe. That's your home.

That's your husband. Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Next Monday, our 2026 IHeart Podcast Awards are happening live in South by Southwest. This is the biggest night in podcasting. We'll honor the very best in podcasting from the best. past year and celebrate the most innovative talent and creators in the industry. And the winner is... Creativity, knowledge, and passion will all be on full display.

Thank you so much. Iheart Radio. Thank you to all the other nominees. You guys are awesome. Watch live next Monday at 8 p.m. Eastern, 5 p.m. Pacific free at veeps.com or the Veeps app.