Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Top 10 Loser Lines of 2025

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

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All right, we're going to take you on a wild ride today. Oh, yeah. That is just all there is to say about it. Welcome to the second date podcast. And today is something you've never heard before if this is the only podcast you listen to of ours. This is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, of course. But it's called the Loser Line.

Yes. And we do it once a week on our main feed, Brooke and Jeffrey. We've been giving out a fake phone number to our listeners for literally over a decade. And once you have the Loser Line phone number, which has actually even gone viral on Reddit. Do you remember when that happened?

Totally. It ruined it. It doesn't go. Now it's full, I mean. It goes straight to our voicemail here at the station. And then we get to play the weird, creepy messages that people leave. Yeah. So this is a compilation of the best of the year.

Okay. I think we're all on the same page now. Hopefully. And if you guys don't get it, you will once you hear it. Yeah. It'll make sense very shortly. Let us know what you think. Of course, in the comments.

Your top 10 loser lines of 2025 are starting right now. It's almost the end of the year, but before we can put some flowers on this thing and lower it down into the ground forever, there is one all-important tradition that we have to do on this show. Oh, really? You can't see us right now, but all the boys are dressed in our fancy tuxedos. I was wondering. And the women are in floor-length ball gowns that will turn back into mu-moos at the stroke of 12. That's right. Brooke's got like a 14-foot cigarette.

You know those long, classy ones? She always does, because we're celebrating the best loser-line voicemails of the past year. We've combed through them all, selected our top 10 favorite ones. We're going to play them for you next. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and wow, can you believe almost an entire year has gone by? No. Goes by quick. And not really too much exciting has happened.

I mean, TikTok was shut down and then relaunched and then shut down and then relaunched again. That feels like a lifetime ago. It was this year. Katie Perry went to space and then cried when she was forced to come back to Earth. Everyone else cried when she came back. Yeah, there's a sad moment. And, of course, Coldplay concerts became the number one hotspot for extramarital affairs. Other than that, though, pretty average year.

maybe the craziest thing though is that we are still on the air how did that happen? Let's do it I mean we have to give some credit to the people who truly deserve it. The randos who called the loser live and left some of the craziest, cringiest most absurd messages that we've ever received

not just from desperate dudes but the ladies too and this was tough because I spent a good couple hours yesterday with producer boy just combing through all of our audio Oh, yes. We can do top 10. To create the top 10 list of the best loser line messages of the year. Oh, I love that time of year.

So we got to get to it. Let's listen to number 10. Next message. Hey, Brooklyn, it's Cody. Sorry, don't mind the water sounds. I'm just in the shower right now getting ready for work. Got a lot going on. But I tried this a few months ago where lately I've been trying to multitask, you know, call people while I'm tackling other chores.

And you just happen to fall on shower time, so lucky you. But yeah, anyway, just kind of a life hack, doing multiple things at the same time. Like, did you know you can buy one of those wireless USB toasters where you can actually toast in your car? That's cool, right? I'm trying to get a hot plate that I can rest on my glove compartment to make cakes, too. So I could not have the whole breakfast meal on my commute. But I should probably go The water's getting cold right now

Text you around lunch, bye Next message This is why I keep saying They should install showers in this room So that Brooke can't avoid them anymore And we can still do our jobs While getting clean at the same time I'm just glad that he combined his toaster

with his car and not with a shower You know you've got to be careful when you're multitasking It could turn deadly There's a way Brooke Trust me if anybody will find it This guy will Now we're on to the number nine loser line message of the past year. Let's hear it.

Next message. All right, stop. Look, I got a confession. Want to take you out? Yeah, that's my obsession. Plans. They chill, not crazy. Dinner in a movie.

If you're feeling lazy, will it be fun? Oh, yeah, you bet. Popcorn and laugh till I go in a debt-friendly vibe. But I'm shooting my shot. Say yes now, girl. Let's see what we've got. Ask, ask, baby. Will you go out?

Will you go, wow, will you go? Will you go? Please, please, date me. Come on, girl. Woo! Hey! Um, uh, yeah, so I am pretty wild, as you will find out. So, so close. I am pretty wild.

The cringiest part of that whole message is Brooke dancing in her chair along to the actual, really bad lyrics. I want to go back to the early 2000s where we're all leaving, like, funny voicemail. greetings like that. I bet his was epic. If you say so, we're going to keep moving on. We're going to our number eight loser line message of the year.

Next message. Hey, you may not remember me, but I'm crying. My mom Peky Sioux was the one hitting on you the other night at the sizzler. And look, I know this is probably weird, but I went into her phone and I got

your number. Because I just need to tell you, do not date her. Okay? I love my mom. She's great and all that good stuff, but I'm in the process of trying to hook her back up with my biological dad. And I really just cannot have you getting in the way at this point. They do belong together. And like my dad says he's confused sexually or whatever, but I do not believe that's true at all. So yeah, you seem really nice and all that good stuff, but I really just need you to back off. Next message.

I like how she's forcing it no matter what. Dad, take off that mesh tank top and go kiss mom. But if you're just joining us, we have been counting down the top 10 loser line voicemails that we received in the past calendar year. Already getting pretty weird with them. Let's see what we have in store ranked

for number seven. Next message. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Godda, I just spilt tea on me. Gosh, darn it. Damn, cheap-ass coffee cup for my daughter-in-law. I knew I shouldn't have used me.

Oh, my gosh. I got a Zoom call with a client coming up in two minutes. So now I've got to try to salvage my work pants. Jeez. Oh, hold on, stupid pants. Come on. Forget it. It's just, it's not working. I'm just going to have to change pants. I'll call you later.

I like her. I remember her, too. It is funny to think, though, that this whole thing, this whole segment started as we'll give our listeners this fake phone number and they can hand it out to anybody who's hitting on them that's a little bit weird when they don't want to give their real number to. But now it's morphed into this whole new thing and people are giving it to their quirky code. workers, or they're strange Anne, or if you hit a parked car, it's really come a long, long way since we first started. It's impressive that people

can give it to family members. Yes. And we don't discourage it either. No. No, I didn't say that, Jeff. More content, the merrier. And let's keep moving on to find out what your number six loser line voicemail of the year is. Next message. Hi, I'm the slice guy.

You know, the guy that was in the pepperoni costume outside of my Pizzeria place. I don't usually give a lot of numbers this way, but that's okay. I wanted to take you out

some time, and I promise I won't spill any sauce on you unless you want me to. I feel like I should probably apologize when I shouted, stay cheesy. That was stupid.

But listen, I'm 18. by the way, so don't worry. Sometimes people can't tell from the costume, but I'm legal. That doesn't turn you on when the guy shouts, I'm legal at you, bro? I don't like that.

That is so yikes. He's definitely like, that was his first job. You know, like a sign spinner or something. I think that was his first interaction with an adult penis. He's aiming high. Let's give him credit for that. And we've made it from number 10 all the way to number six. on our list. We still have the top five

best loser line messages of the year. Who will have the honor of being named the number one, cringiest phone call we received. And it is an honor. It is an honor. We're going to find out as we continue the countdown of the best loser line calls of the year. We'll do it right after this.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and if you're just joining us, we've been counting down the top 10 loser line voicemails of the past year. That's so fun. It is, and it wasn't easy to pick our favorites because there's just so many good ones to choose from and we can't play them all unfortunately that would be crazy though if we're like a top thousand yeah stick here we're going to be here for three days buckle in but no we've made it from

number 10 to number six heard some pretty weird ones already like a guy bragging about multitasking while taking a shower at the same time a woman who spilled some hot tea onto her pants and tried to vacuum it up a lot of people taking their clothes off yeah i like it a lot of action and a dude dressed as a pizza slice who swears he's legal. Never a turn on. Always. It's going to be pretty hard to beat those, but we are going to try

because let's move on. We're going to get to your number five favorite loser line voicemail of the year. We call it the corn council guy. Oh, yes. Next message. Hi. My name is Ron Greenway. I was told to call this number

at this time so I could give my audition to be the automated phone voice for the J.C. County Corn Council. I'll just give a quick sample. So thank you for calling the J.S.C. County Corn Council, where corn is our passion. To report a corn-related emergency, press one. For farm tours, press two. to learn more about our annual corn festival, press three. To speak with a certified corn representative, please press four. Thank you.

And have a corn-tastic day. Yeah, sorry, I was never selling a script or anything, so I just kind of like free-willed it. I feel like that went well, but I... Well done. Hire him. Yeah, he should have got that job. I wish I could press three to learn more about the annual corn festival.

Like, I'm genuinely curious now. If you were told me there was more than just one option. I would have been like you're a liar. Dude, and very extensive options. Oh, wow. Very ambitious young man. I'm so glad he called. But now we're inching closer to number one on our list.

Let's go to our number four loser line message of the year. Next message. Hi, Jasmine. It's givit. I did that at church. seminar on abstinence the other week. I was one of the speakers on abstinence. So anyway, yeah, it was cool meeting you there.

And I was just wondering if you want to maybe grab dinner sometime with me, you know, and just hang. Oh. And yeah, I know. It's probably weird that the abstinence guy is asking you out. But let's just say there's ways to get around all that. you know what I mean? And, I mean, look, we don't have to do what I'm thinking about doing.

In fact, I mean, we probably shouldn't because I'm an expert, right? So anyway, I'm just, my honestness and abstinence, you know, every minute, every day. But, yeah, anyway, I know a few workarounds. Let's put it that way. So give me a call. Next message. Why are the abstinence loophole people, always the one that are the creepiest? Yeah.

It's worse off. Just don't do it. If you're just joining us, we're counting down the top 10 loser line voicemails of the past calendar year. And remember, we are up on YouTube. There's a video of us listening and reacting in studio every single week to these. I'm waving right now, huh? We're reacting right now, too, live. So just type in Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube for your chance to subscribe.

Now, let's keep the list going on to our number three loser line voicemail of the year. Next message. Hey, Olivia. It's just wanted to call. and say, thanks again. Appreciate you pointing out that rash I had on the back of my neck. You know, I initially thought it was just danger, so I'm glad you said something to me.

I got to check out, and the doctor said it's just a heat-induced fungal bloom, which apparently is totally common, and guys who wear a lot of fleets in warm climate. I got some fungo cream and seems to be taken care of it and it was not nearly as bad as the ring where I called last summer but hey that's how you learn right don't drink expired kombucha

anyways the rash is pretty much gone so if you want to hang out again just give me a call and let's put the fun in fungal next method If there was ever a poster boy for oversharing. No one has ever hooked up after saying fungal bloom. I think both of you should take your hooded sweatshirts off just to be safe, okay? Is that why I'm itching back here?

I'm just saying. I can't take my sweater off. You'll see my rash. Remember, we're doing our top 10 loser line countdown of the year playing our favorite voicemails that we've received. We're on to number two now. Let's listen. Next message. A match, Shelly.

How are you, Melas? Pirate Captain Logan, Garr! I know you've never heard his voice before, but I had a wheel talk with your friend before I left the... The bar! She says you only go for guys with accents. Well, I wouldn't have a rat chance in a galley of sauerkraut otherwise, so how do you like the accent now, Shelly?

Shelly! Yeah, let's sail the seven Cs together, or at least go to the movies and maybe share a smooch. Ha-ha! Maybe we can see something that's rated, Ar! Hey! No, smugged. Good one. Alexis is turned on.

Oh, yeah. Is kissing a pirate hot girls, or does that sound like gross? Well, I don't know. It looks Jack Sparrow, I mean. Yeah, but pirate mouth? I don't think they had toothbrushes back then. How are you not mentioning the boat? Yeah.

Come on. I mean, guys. Boat Chicks. Stand up. But now we've made it. Finally, we are here at the number one loser line of 2025. God, I don't even know if I want it to happen because then it'll be over. I love the moment.

All good things have to come to an end. But this is an instant classic, the number one loser line we called the Great Alfonso. Oh, yes. There it is. Next message. Hey, this is Great Alfonzo. the birthday magician from the kids party on Sunday night with the purple vest the eye makeup you get anyway I'm off the clock now

thanks for not riding me out to the host mom about the flask she seems like a piece of work so I don't normally do this but it's just I felt like you and I had this kind of a thing happening right around when I did the foam rabbit popping out of the Pringles can I heard you laugh and I don't know I but you just seemed like someone who's

seen some shit before you seemed real not like the bubble gum heads in the cloud life is rainbows and bullshit you hear from some of these moms anyway if you want to grab a drink

sometime I know a that does karaoke, and if you really want a party, I know a guy that can hook this up with some party favors and give me a call. Oh, God. Wow. She missed out. That would be Alfonso will deliver some stories. Oh, Brooke, don't worry.

I saved his number for our end of the year party. Oh, hey. I can actually already know him. Yeah. You went to your high school. My favorite part is him being like, dude, she caught me with a flash, but she. He's the crazy one. She's got problems.

You know those moms. Those were your top 10 loser line voicemails of the year. So much, Jeff. Again, go find them on our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey. Find us on YouTube, subscribe and like and do all the things there. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. A decade ago, I was on the trail of one of the country's most elusive serial killers. But it wasn't until 2023 when he was finally caught.

The answers were there hidden in plain sight. So why did it take so long to catch him? I'm Josh Zeman, and this is Monster, hunting the Long Island serial killer, the investigation into the most notorious killer in New York, since the son of Sam, available now. Listen for free on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcasts.

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