Brown Bag Mornings - 03/12/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 💰 Jessica Alba’s Vegas Mystery

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

🗣 Chismation: Kelly Clarkson says American Idol didn’t exactly keep it real about what she won after taking the crown. Now she’s calling them out and the internet is shocked. 📱 Scrolling wit...h the Homies: This is chilling. Two teens allegedly plotted to unalive another student, but the way they’re joking and laughing in the back of the police car is what’s sending this video viral. 🌦 The Weather with Concrete Storm: Thursday March 12th, 2026 forecast for the city. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Patty’s man wants half of her income tax refund… but refuses to share any of his money. Is that fair or foul? She needs advice. 🗣 Chismation: Who is Jessica Alba dating now?? After a wild night in Vegas, fans think she may have seriously upgraded her boyfriend. 👀See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Highlights are brown bag Zoola, come here Now what's going on? Ew! She's Mation with Angie. Okay, you guys, you know Kelly Clarkson, right? No, Kelly Clarkson! Okay, home girl, it's not her, by the way.
Starting point is 00:00:17 No, no, no, but I always think of... Should you be gone, you know? No, Kelly Clarkson! I always think of that. Classic song, since you been gone. Yeah. And she's known from American Idol, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:27 Dude, tell me why. She is called. Calling them out because apparently American Idol scammed her. Okay? So Kelly Carson, she was the first winner. I knew we couldn't trust Ryan. Is it him? Yes.
Starting point is 00:00:42 Yeah. She was the first winner of American Idol, you guys. And apparently when you win American Idol, you're told that you're going to win a million dollars, right? Now, she was on her talk show and she brought that up. She had, like, somebody come in and they were talking about money because he won a reality TV show, right? Yeah. And so she's like, oh, you're going to be, you're like up with money, right, that you get paid. And then he's like, no, I haven't gotten paid.
Starting point is 00:01:07 And then this is when she starts calling American Idol up and says, you know what? They didn't pay me either. Listen. I was on the show. But I literally was on the show and they were like, oh, you win a million dollars or whatever. No, you didn't. They lied. It was like a million dollars worth of investment in you.
Starting point is 00:01:25 So imagine. Wow. You go in thinking you're going to win a million dollars cash. stuff like that and then apparently you don't freaking light to her. They kind of did invest a million dollars into no. She can say that it's a million dollars. She's worth like way more than a million dollars. She's worth like way more than that now.
Starting point is 00:01:41 After what she did. Because look at how many people have won. Yeah. It's like it's also what she did with it. Exactly. She's made tons of money. She did that. But that's because of American Idol. Because of American Idol though that's a direct that brought her, that for sure brought her awareness to people like people. But how many other winners have there been that don't have a show? So part of that is a lot due to her, right?
Starting point is 00:02:05 Part of that is likeness and obviously, yeah. The fact that she was one of the first ones. Talying her drives, all of that. Everybody in the world, it seems like, watch that first one. So good, by the least. Yes. And if American Idol's, like, their thing is like you're going to win a million dollars. You're expecting the million dollar cash.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Yeah, don't say that then. Like, if you're fine with a, hey, we're going to show you to the world, I'm sure she would have done it for that, too. It wasn't disclosed. It wasn't disclosed. It's probably what she's upset about. She thought she was going to get the big fat check. And they were going to hand it to her.
Starting point is 00:02:35 She was going to take it to the bank. Yes. And she was going to get a million in cash. You're getting a million dollars. Okay. Yeah. She didn't see the little star. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:44 We all get that though time. Sometimes when we see like, oh, yeah, you're going to get a whole month off rent. If you apply to this place, it's like, no, actually they take 25 bucks off of every month. So it equals one month off. Like, it just looks weird. It does. telling me that they're going to give me $900 and then it's like as long as you deposit $100,000, I was like, oh, okay, for sure.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Like, best. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. $300 game card with a $700 purchase. Yeah. But it gets worse because they also had promised her a car from a sponsorship and she didn't get the car either. Listen.
Starting point is 00:03:17 And then they said you get a car and I needed it because my car is bashed in and I couldn't afford the deductible. And then, and no. I did not get a car in the second season got a car and his mom. All right, hold on. And I'm bad for mom? No. All right.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Would you rather be Kelly Clarkson or Clay Aiken? What at the time? Keep the car, girl. Keep the car, Clay? Like, what the hell? She was disappointed. Personally, I would rather be Ruben Stuttered. I'm sorry for $20,004.
Starting point is 00:03:49 It was. It was. He was squirming. He's warming. He did a liola. He didn't read out. Breathe and read out. I don't want to do my segment.
Starting point is 00:04:00 It hurt me, dog. He's a good guy. Great guy. I don't know about these damn kids. These damn kids are terrible these days. I know where you're going. And granted, this is a very serious situation, but the way these two kids made it seem in the back of the police car,
Starting point is 00:04:17 not serious at all, brother. Yes. So these two kids, they're in the back of a police car because they got arrested for attempting to somebody, a student at their high school, all right? You know, that's a really serious situation. But when they're sitting in the back of the police car, they're not taking it serious at all. And they're just laughing and joking.
Starting point is 00:04:36 And you just got to listen to it. Dude, I was going to do my makeup this morning for the mug shop, but I couldn't find anything. I'm glad I don't actually look too bad today. I look horrible. It's over. Wait, they went through his phone? No, they're going to go through this phone. My mom's going to be yelling at me for the phone.
Starting point is 00:04:52 What are you doing? Why are you trying to kill the kid? Dude, I thought I was going to get sent to the psych word. That's why I was so excited about it. everything. I think I would be so jolly if I was going to jail. What? All they care about is how they look in their mugshot.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Two young girls. Yep. Okay. So they had plotted to meet someone outside of a restroom and stab them. This was their plot. Oh, damn. Yes. One of them ends up telling one of the homies, like tell them that person calls in the
Starting point is 00:05:21 tip. Good. It's like, hey, there's this thing happening. So they get caught up. Yeah. So they're laughing about like, oh my God, we got caught up. Yeah. But it's like, no, this is a real thing.
Starting point is 00:05:29 thing. It is. It didn't hit them yet. Full, they're in the back of a car of a police car. It hasn't hit them yet. I'm wondering how much of this is pure pressure too, bro. Like one of them may be following the other one. No, let's see.
Starting point is 00:05:44 No, no. It seems like they're trying to, as I'm watching this, so I saw the full video. It seems like one of us trying to knock, what is it, like when you want somebody to like you? Oh, uh, I get where, I get a, I get a, uh, you're trying to fit in? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:57 But like, I don't know, you just try. There's something that it's called, but you want someone to like you, so like you're trying, you're fake. Like, it doesn't feel real. It feels like, especially the girl that's like, oh, my makeup and that one, it seems like she's trying to make the other girl like her. And it's such a trip. They've been talking about getting arrested before. They're like, oh, yeah, my handcuffs. Last time they put handcuffs on me, I had to sit like this.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Like they're just plain about something. It's like a validation. And they don't get it. Like, they don't get that they're about to do probably a few years in juvenile. That part. You know, for attempt to murder, conspiracy. All of that. All of that.
Starting point is 00:06:31 What you're talking about conspiracy? Dude, now you're looking into a RICO case. Yeah, when one or, yeah, one or two more persons are conspiring, that's a RICO case. Oh, yeah, for sure. And the young girl that was saying, when they were laughing about, oh, they're going to go through his phone, they're talking about the homie that one ended up telling. Because the girl's like, yeah, I said he knew. So he's going to get arrested too. He didn't know.
Starting point is 00:06:54 And then the other one's like, oh, no, he did the tip. You didn't know? And so now that girl gets upset Because they were literally down to bring in someone else That had nothing to do with that ended up telling the police And what happened It's really scary, man Yeah, it sounds almost like they're not
Starting point is 00:07:10 Like believing that reality is reality That's what I'm saying It hasn't hit them yet Yeah, you're not hit them yet Almost like it's a video game Like this is what they're doing with their free will Like oh my God imagine we can just like get sent to the psych word Oh okay what do we have to do all right let's do this
Starting point is 00:07:23 Even though weird On like TikTok and stuff like that There's viral videos of people like idolizing the psych ward. Like that gets cool. Because she was like so happy to get there. Yeah. So they probably even understood like I can claim insanity or I can claim crazy. But I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:38 It just seems more like thought out. You feel me? They think it's like edgy to go to the psych ward and stuff like that. It's weird. Like it's a badge of honor. Like it's like cool to do that type of stuff. Even like oh I want to like look nice for my mugshot. Like what is them in?
Starting point is 00:07:51 Yeah. We'll fast forward in about a couple months when they go to trial and they're like and they tell them the sentencing. Yeah. Yeah, when life really hits you. Oh, yeah, when life really hits you. And now you're locked up and then now you're around some other killers too. And you're like, oh, never mind. Some real deal killers.
Starting point is 00:08:07 In the video, they were like, oh, I guess you're going to be my girlfriend now and they're. Like, they were clowning like that. They don't understand the gravity. They don't at all. He's like, yeah, I'll tell him stay away because you're my B. Like, they're talking like that to each other. How old are they? Is that kids?
Starting point is 00:08:24 14 and 15. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, the kids. Play you one more time, brother? Dude, I was gonna do my makeup this morning for the mug shop, but I couldn't find anything. I'm glad I thought too bad today. I look horrible.
Starting point is 00:08:36 It's over. Wait, they went through his phone? No, they're going to go through this phone. My mom's going to be yelling at me through the phone. What are you going to do? Why are you trying to kill this kid? Dude, I thought I was going to get sent to the psych word. That's why I was so excited about everything.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Think I would be so jolly if I was going to jail? No, my gosh. They literally sound like baby voices. Yeah, they just don't get the magnitude of what they've done yet. And they're giggly and all of that as teens should be, but about the wrong thing. I would just use this moment to be like, look, this is very serious thing, but it is really viral. So thank you for bringing it up. To have that combo with your kids.
Starting point is 00:09:14 See what they're cool. See what's up. Like, sometimes we don't even know what's happening like under our roof. See what your kids. See what's going down. Like, it's not lost on me that a little girl lost her life to bullying out here. Oh, yeah. With a hydroflask.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Like all of that is real and it's happening to our kids and and and the best we can do is be their protectors, you know? Yeah. Show them the reality of it. It's so sad, man. And now the weather. Oh, hell my dogs. With concrete storm. Let's go, Peritos.
Starting point is 00:09:44 It is going down for the weather Thursday, March 12 and the National Weather Service has issued a heat advisory for Los Angeles beginning today at 10 a.m. Through Friday to 8 p.m. Temperatures could reach, Perrito. 96 degrees. Please stay hydrated and stay cool. Wow. And yeah, man. That's really hard.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Yeah, yeah. So don't go out there, you know, trying to be a hero, trying to run and all do it. Just stay inside. Stay cool. You know we're in the winter? Go to the mall. Okay, yeah, I was going to ask her. We're still in winter, huh?
Starting point is 00:10:13 We are. It's going to be so hot. What the hell? It's okay, guys. Give us, get most. First off, we're off to the beautiful city of Rose Mead. Far from Figura where the 304s meet. 92 and 59 degrees.
Starting point is 00:10:26 And now I live with. all the way to the city of Arlita, so I'll be bringing guns to work. Call me Gilbert arenas. 90 and 59 degrees at night. What? After the last story. I know.
Starting point is 00:10:40 You don't think I thought about that? But I was like, I'm in too deep already. Now we feel the heat in the city of Landil. Hold on, hold that. Yeah, we should really protect our kids. Come on. Come on. You don't think I thought about that?
Starting point is 00:10:54 And all these stories you guys been telling us? this morning. I know. It's a tough morning, brother. I'm supposed to bring the vibes, guys. You're right. You're right. You're the vibe guy. Now we feel the heat in the city of Londale. Foods like me are going to be burning up because we got long hair. 86 and 55 degrees at night. And lastly, we hit the resorts in the city of Palm Desert. It's going to be hot as hell. So less clothes is much more betters. 93 and 64 degrees peritos. It's going to be a hot one out there again. Again today.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Yes. That's right. Rose be 92 and 59 degrees Arlita 90 and 59 degrees Laundale 86 and 59 degrees at night Palm Desert 93 and 64 degrees at night Stay cool, but it's your boy concrete From Brownback mornings are proud 106
Starting point is 00:11:41 Let's go It's because I mock him The let's go Oh, that's his thing? That's his thing Okay, it's really hot Just be very, very careful Get inside as much as you can
Starting point is 00:11:52 I know sometimes we're like Oh, we can thug it out But you don't know until the start The dizzy spell starting in you and then it's too late. Check on your, check on the older ones and your family and the little babies and little pets. More importantly than anything,
Starting point is 00:12:04 please wear deodorant. Please. I forgot mine this morning. And I'm very self-conscious about it. That's why you haven't lifted your arms. Wash your nose. That's the worst. He's wearing white shorts.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Raise your hand. Ramona. I have some, dude. We'll hook you up right now. Oh, thank you. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan.
Starting point is 00:12:26 No, no, no, no, no. Just put some lime under your... Yeah, limonter. You never done that, the lime under? No. Not true. All right. All right, check this out, homie.
Starting point is 00:12:33 You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Patty needs our help. She wants to tell Vicka. She does.
Starting point is 00:12:48 She does. But she originally hit us up because she said she's tired of being broke. She needs some advice. She's from here, from L.A. in her mid-30s and she's having doubts about her partner because they've been together seven years and she's living paycheck to paycheck. He doesn't handle the money very well. They have two kids together, five in total. He has three of his own from a previous relationship and he always asked for her tax return money. And usually she gives it to him, but now she's wondering if she should give in
Starting point is 00:13:19 and give him half this year or stand 10 toes down and tell him that money is mine, home boy. The first year she knew, like, hey, he's a little bit struggling. Yeah. Got him, though. That's my bay. Problems with the IRS. Yeah, he has issues, but she got her stuff legit and documented, so she got her tax return. I was like, yeah, we could split it.
Starting point is 00:13:39 That turned into, like, because she never said no, that turned into doing it for hours now. And now she says she mentioned, like, hey, I want to keep this bread this time, and he feels away about it. And now she's wondering, like, why does he feel away about it? If I've split it every other year, he makes more. bread than I do. Like he sees on living paycheck to paycheck. Like it just feels like one-sided at this point. She wants to know if it's okay.
Starting point is 00:14:03 I guess if she should now be like, all right, fine, I'll split it to save the argument. Or if she should stand 10 toes down and say, no, no, no, this is my bread. Now, Vig alleged that baby girl is. She wants to be spoiled. She's mad because she's not getting spoiled. Sounds like it. Which is nothing really wrong with that. I don't think.
Starting point is 00:14:25 His money is mine. I'm not asking for his money. I just want my money. I know what she said, but how does she feel? She feels like you're a piece of the crab and she's on the phone. Hello, Patty. Hi there. Hi, Patty.
Starting point is 00:14:38 Patty, what part of it got you mad enough to call in when you weren't going to call in? True, true, true. Yeah, the part about being spoiled, that would have been great, but not at all. I wanted to clear that up for L.A. to hear, okay? So you don't want to be spoiled? Everyone wants to be spoiled. You're so much. I take care of myself and I'm okay with that, you know, especially with the economy.
Starting point is 00:15:00 I'm okay with not being spoiled. I'm just upset of, you know, the person feeling entitled to my money, like, I'm not the government. I cannot bail you out all the time. Who's going to bail me out, right? So kind of the money is for that reason for me to be able to contribute more to the bills and not to, you know, just the crazy spending and, you know, I'm not okay with that. Because at the end of the day, I still have to come up with that. of these, you know, bills or keep up my way.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Yeah. Yeah. Uh, is it true that he pays a mortgage and you pay $10 for, uh, bill? Pretty much a life. I didn't say $10. Not at all. Yeah. I mean, there is a mortgage.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Um, it's not mine per se, but I just kind of contribute to it on basically on what I can afford. So I do make less and I just try to contribute as much as I can. But again, we live in L.A. It's so expensive. And we want to. just go to Disneyland and we want to do all the things, but it's like I can't do it this year. I need the money to just get myself out of this, you know, difficult money situation.
Starting point is 00:16:06 But I wish I was spoiled, but it's okay. A couple of questions about the refund that you would get if you didn't share with him. Would you, are you planning to do something with it? Do you have plans for it? It's your money. You should spend how you want. But is there something you want to spend on? Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:23 So I wanted to save the money. to be able to start like a side business or some things to kind of help me the money going, you know. But if I spend it every year, it's like I will have nothing and I'll be in the same position. But I just wanted to start a business or something, you know, with it. And what does he usually do with the money that like you're split? Just like spending on things we don't need. Like, you know. What business do you want to start?
Starting point is 00:16:52 Uh, what kind of, I was thinking about like a like a caregiving. business or something like they did you know like something yeah don't do like lashes or something like that you're not going to make no money i i i i need is one client with lashes yeah cupcakes five okay so you are saying like hey he doesn't really spend it on things that like are really that important for me to be like hey yes have half of my refund and you want to spend it to invest in a future business for yourself Yes, even if it's not a lot, I mean, it's still something or just even having savings, you know, just in case. But that's why I'm like, you know what, I think I want to keep it this year.
Starting point is 00:17:36 And when this person gets settlements, like, I really don't really get anything. Okay, what does that mean? Ryan mentioned that, like, when he gets settlements, what is this? Why is he getting so many settlements? Is it a lawyer? Yeah, different things, you know, come up that, yeah, like legal stuff. And then, you know, you're entitled to certain, you know, monies and stuff. He, like, sues a bunch of people?
Starting point is 00:17:56 Is he an habitual sewer? Does he fall to sleep? Like, does he sip and fall at Target all the time or something or what? Maybe. You've got to get fit in where you fit in, but, you know. What? He's a little scammer. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:18:11 It happens. You guys have to exist somewhere. I got home like that. He's in a wheelchair. He does that too. Oh, yeah. He's in a wheelchair and he checks who hasn't done handicapped compliance. Yeah, so he's like, you know.
Starting point is 00:18:21 And then he'll sue the rest of her. Look at how she's left. So every year, it's like $50,000 in his pocket. What? Really? Killing it. Killing it. Is your man a handicap?
Starting point is 00:18:30 No. Does he act like he's handicapped? No, no, no. Does he do like class action lawsuits? Yeah, what's the lawsuit? Like, what's the last one? Yeah, like. I can't say.
Starting point is 00:18:42 You're said it already. You said it already. You said it already. Because, you know, you sign those papers. You can't really talk about it. Is that his actual job or does he have a job? And then that's like a little side gig. That's just, yeah, that's,
Starting point is 00:18:54 sight things that would come up, you know, things like that. You could say it because you're not getting any of the money anyways. True, true, true, true. Well, I don't, but I'm there, you know, I cook, I clean, I go to work, 19 hours a day, take care of the kids. I got, like, two jobs. Hey, you just live. Sleep at home. Robert and Downey.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Let me tell you, wait, I got both scenarios. So, you know, I grew up in Norwalk, and the whole idea was I was, you know, fooling around here and there. And when I got my first wife, you know, we had a, she was pregnant, we had a baby. Uh-huh. I decided she should stay home and not work and I'll bring home the bread.
Starting point is 00:19:37 But one year, the following year, she had her income tax and I ended up cashing it for me. You know, I kept her income tax. You stole from your? Dirty dog. Right, right. No, you're right. You're right. Dirty dog.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Yeah. Patty. Patty, you should be appreciated. What? No. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's do it. Appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Appreciate it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man, relax. Relax. Hey. I'm a good dude now. Wait, wait, wait. You guys are, I'm a good dude now.
Starting point is 00:20:13 So now? Now? Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, let me explain. My first marriage, my first wife, her and I, you know, I didn't know how to be a husband. I didn't know how to be a father. But I knew how to be control of
Starting point is 00:20:25 I knew how what I wanted And it was for me And it wasn't about her So you took all her money He's admitting it Yeah Wait so fast forward My second wife
Starting point is 00:20:37 Man I fell in love Again This woman My second wife Man what do you want I bought her two houses What? Yeah two dogs
Starting point is 00:20:47 Three cats You know Nails hair Whatever she wanted Because she made me feel safe and she appreciated me. What are you planning to do for the third one? Oh, no, it's not even third one now.
Starting point is 00:21:01 I'm done after my second wife. My second wife, wait, my second wife after 25 years passed away. Now. Say some now concrete. Hold on, hold on, hold on, come on. Well, then I guess my question's bad. Well, then I guess my question's bad. Hey, I'm serious.
Starting point is 00:21:19 I'm from the heart right now. Yeah, I would never say that when my first wife, I'm from the heart. But so look, the whole idea is that the whole idea is that you should be able to keep your income tax for whatever you want, even if you want to save it.
Starting point is 00:21:34 And your man, if he appreciated you, he would take care of you. And you would take care of him. Vice versa. I never knew that life. My dad was angry man. My mom took it. And I grew up that way.
Starting point is 00:21:48 But then my second wife changed my life. She showed me how to love. She showed me how to be a better man and so it goes both ways if I cook my wife cleans the dishes If she cooks I clean the dishes Question for you brother Rob did your first wife like not deserve it? Or she did deserve it? My first wife was she was a mean woman and she's still a mean woman Jesus But bro look she's she's 42 years old. I was with her when she was 19
Starting point is 00:22:22 And she's still Dirty dog She was 19 years old You took her youth from her What else are you need for her? No Let me tell you I said
Starting point is 00:22:36 We went on our first date And Because I was I was 23 And I said hey Go have some fun You know I took her out on her birthday I said go have some fun
Starting point is 00:22:46 So I'm Chuck your cheese No I want to be a mother I want to be a wife And I said well that's what I'm looking for And so we we did it for 10 years. It didn't work out. I had two wonderful children. And then I found my dream come true. Why you were with her? What you were married? No. No, no, no. We were separated for a divorce for a year. Oh, God. I got it. Robert. Thank you. So Robert's essentially telling you, Patty, please listen up. He's saying, look, I did that before.
Starting point is 00:23:14 To someone that I didn't love. And when I found the love of my life, she didn't have to do these things. Yeah. The first one, I took her full. refund, bro. Yeah, he cashed it. I cashed it. I felt no way about it. My second one, that one could have the world. Wow.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Hey, Robert, by the way, what did you do with those two houses? Because Khan's looking for a house right now. Oh, true. Please. Hey, the first house was in Fort Mojave, Fort Mojave, Arizona. We sold that one, the second house. We went to Bullhead. We're in the city.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Bullhead? Three-bedroom, two baths. Wow. An acre of land. For just $7,500 bucks. I bet. Not anymore. Not exactly.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Because everybody from California is going down there and doing California prices now. Yeah, yeah. That's expensive. So much, Robert. We appreciate you. And RIP, you're your second wife. Yeah, what? It was a valid question, I guess.
Starting point is 00:24:11 Yeah, it is. Still stands. That showed you how to love. Keep it here. Paran A.6. Roundback morning. This is for you, Robert. Uh, Patty?
Starting point is 00:24:22 I don't know. Figure it out. Get a second husband. Get a second husband. The answer. Zool, come here? Man, what's going on? Damn!
Starting point is 00:24:30 She's Mation with Angie. With me. You guys, little baddie. Jessica Alba has everyone confused who the hell she's dating. Big baddie. Super baddie. Forever. No, OG.
Starting point is 00:24:44 OG baddie. For real. She looks great to. Age is like fine wines. She does. Honestly, I was like stalking her and I'm like, I want to. age like her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Convoined that. Not, thank you. Greg. It's Greg. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah, nobody looks like Gisalba either.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Yeah. It's fine. My body is morphine and all that stuff. Anyways, you guys. Greg looks like a vampire out in the daytime. Like, he's fine. Doesn't matter what he says about Changi.
Starting point is 00:25:08 You're pretty. You're gorgeous. Thank you, you, happy. You're gorgeous. So Jessica's Alba's love life is actually getting really messy. So you guys know that she's a bore from her husband,
Starting point is 00:25:19 16 years, all that stuff. We didn't know that. He totally dropped her. Yeah, that's crazy. Who's she even married to? Cash Warren. Guess Guinness. Some dude.
Starting point is 00:25:29 I love that Vicki knows. Tell me more, Vicki. How do you know? I just know that he's a big dummy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know. 16 years, imagine, three kids together. But, you know, their divorce wasn't even messy.
Starting point is 00:25:41 But shortly after that, she started dating Danny Ramirez. He's an actor. He's actually known from, like, Top Gun, from Captain America, things like that, right? What? Yeah, he's a... He's the new falcon. Yeah, the Avengers. And when they started dating people were like going crazy saying, oh my God, he's like 11 years younger than you.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Like Jessica Alba gets him when you're age. Like, they were going in on her. He's ugly concrete? The cash-boring guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. This is her ex-husband. What are you thinking, Con? What's going on?
Starting point is 00:26:12 What then? Why? Why her? What do you mean? Life doesn't make sense That doesn't make sense It's probably a great personality Everybody made her laugh
Starting point is 00:26:24 Yeah she looks really happy with him No he's talking about the guy she did Catch Warren Now then she jumped to this Danny Ramirez yeah Actor for him Not to be confused but not more in Black Panther
Starting point is 00:26:38 No no no no no no No good for him But now you guys She was seen this weekend out in Vegas in the middle of the night with a football player named Joe Burrow. Legend. I don't know who that is. Legend.
Starting point is 00:26:55 He went to the Super Bowl against the Rams in 2020. What team? The Bengals. The Bengals. Oh, okay. So he's a big deal. And people saw them together in the middle of the night in Vegas. And they started saying, oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Who is Jessica Albon dating? Like, she's with this guy now. Well, I think she is dating the Latino. dude you were talking about because they came out with photos together. Them personally posted photos of each other and all of that. But now she was she gambling or what was she doing? Yeah. So this is what happened.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Okay. So because they saw them together in Vegas, middle of the night, but they were actually at a gambling table with other friends. And you see Jessica album smiling, things like that. They even post for a picture together. And people just ran with that picture and we're saying like,
Starting point is 00:27:42 oh my God, where's her boyfriend? Is this her new man? Now she's dating Joe. And people just ran with that. story. Joe is the dude that, like, you have to worry about, too, as well, because he has swag. He's cool. He's also in the movie, It.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Joe Burrow? Joe Burrow? She does not look like a clown? He looks just like Pennywise? He looks like Pennywise, man. Come on. No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. The guy that wrote the, yeah. Joe Burrow. He looks like if McCulley Colkin ate Pennywise. He looks like, McCulley-Leges. He looks at the guy
Starting point is 00:28:11 that is Pennywise. Coney's not lying. Like, I get you, brother. You know what it is? It's the hair. The little, but he's always like swagged out, fit it up and everything too. Jessica, do not mess it up. Do not go with a football player. You stay with your man. The football player is just going to.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Yeah. Do you see what happened with a car to be? Danny Ramirez, do not let her out of your sight. Don't take that gamble of her at a table with another man. What's just doing this? What's doing it? Yeah. Danny Ramirez.
Starting point is 00:28:38 You're tripping, though. Lock that in. Come on. Trapper. Get her pregnant. Yeah. Yeah, get her pregnant. You can let it.
Starting point is 00:28:45 You're right. You're her. Lettie sound like one of us. Let her shoot up your club, my gene. Lock her in, crab leger. That's great, let me. Crab leger, dog. Just crab, gripper, dog.
Starting point is 00:29:03 You know what I'm saying? Get drunk and let her just, you know what I'm saying? Shoot up your club, buddy. Oh, let her do it, dude. Let her do it. Yeah. Okay, thanks, Sandy. Yeah, but actually, Danny was like,
Starting point is 00:29:16 He saw the headline saying, like, oh, my God, this shit really dumping. But he started panicking so much that he went on his Instagram and started photo dumping of him and her together and Mexico trips. Yeah, I would do that too much. Yeah. Just to make sure, like, hey, guys, she's still with me. Everybody knows. She just likes black jacks. No, and when you look at him, dude, technically, we had a shot.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Yeah? We had a Latino. We had a shot, dude. You and Danny have the same. No. Yeah. Wow. What a hater, dude.
Starting point is 00:29:46 What do you have the same? What do you have the same? Skin color. Yeah. The same mustache. You guys can be related a little bit? Yeah. I see it.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Yeah. Oh my God. Wait, which one is which? Oh, damn. Hold on. Y'all big tripping. Concrete is going to be your friend regardless. I mean, I could have been in Maverg, too.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Yeah. Yeah. Dude. Got it somewhere somewhere. Good for him. All right. I'm so proud of you, dude. Highlights of brown bag.

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