Brown Bag Mornings - 03/17/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: Kevin Hart Internet Backlash 😬 & Apple Ear Camera Rumors 🎧

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

😬 This Brown Bag Mornings Highlights episode starts with the internet piling on Kevin Hart after a viral moment involving his wife. 🐬 The crew then dives into a bizarre conspiracy claiming dolph...ins abducted a man and forced him to build a city underwater. ☎️ In Homie Helpline, Nina calls in after her baby daddy chooses his new girlfriend over going to their daughter’s Sweet 16. 🎧 The team also reacts to rumors that Apple could be putting cameras inside future earbuds. ⚾ Plus, a wild report suggesting Dodgers Stadium could be renamed “Uniqlo Field” has fans stressing about another iconic LA venue name disappearing. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS (00:00) Chismation: Kevin Hart internet backlash (03:13) Petty Police: Trump comments about Newsom (08:57) Scrolling with the Homies: The wild dolphin conspiracy story (12:27) Homie Helpline: Nina’s baby daddy skips daughter’s Sweet 16 (26:37) Chismation: Apple ear camera rumor (30:32) Studious Foo: Do people create their own luck? (34:08) Sports: Could Dodgers Stadium become “Uniqlo Field”? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Highlights are brown bag Zooler come here Now what's going on She's Mation with Angie Oh my God Why do you guys tell me something Umberto knows True
Starting point is 00:00:14 You guys Kevin Hart hates himself And it's all because of a wax figure Okay So apparently there's a wax figure Out in Vegas that you guys need to Look at it at Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram dude
Starting point is 00:00:29 He looks botched. It's made out, it's out in Vegas, and it was made by Madame Toussaint's. Yeah, yeah, that's known. Like, Madame Toussaint's is the place to get your wax figure. Yeah, but they botched them, let me, like, it looks nothing like him. What do you mean, botched them?
Starting point is 00:00:45 They made him tall early. No, it just looks nothing like him. Like, you guys need to watch it or look at it at Brownback Mornings 106. Okay, boy, yeah, boy. Even Kevin Hart reacted to it, posted it with this song in the background, right? Curb your enthusiasm. Yeah. That's the TikTok sound guys.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Oh, you better stop, brother. It's curb your enthusiasm. I actually know it from TikTok too. Oh, my God. That show came out in like 2001 on HBO. Clearly, I did not have cable and I've told you. So he reposeded the video of his botched himself, right? And the caption said, WTF, what did I do to these people?
Starting point is 00:01:26 This is an attack. And the hell is this. At some point, these museums are just trying to make me cry. Oh. All right. Does it look like anyone? Yes. Who does it look like?
Starting point is 00:01:37 King Batch. You're so. Okay. It looks exactly like King Batch. That's what he's saying. I would cry too if it was like just a, I don't know, like somebody that's not me at all. And it looks like.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Somebody else? Yeah. That's King Batch. Yeah. The guy that has spaghetti in his pocket. Okay. Low key. I thought it was Bobby Valentino.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Bobby Valentino. What? Was he on? Wildenow? Yeah, he's a Vyman. Okay, I think he looks like Cuba Gooding Jr. Yes. The Wax figure.
Starting point is 00:02:06 We're talking about Kevin Hart's wax figure. No. I think he looks just like him. I want to know who the wax artist is and like what reference photo he had. I just want to say Angie took two hours trying to find who it looked like. Yes, because I'm like, I have it in my head, but I cannot think of the name. How did you, what did you Google? Please, I'm waiting.
Starting point is 00:02:25 I'm scared. I'm scared. Oh, I told them. I was like hustle and flow. Hustle and flow. He was not working a flow. That was Terran Tower. That's Terran Tower.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Do you think Terran Tower? Look at Terran Tower. No. Oh, my God. Oh, IG. It was like two hours. I was like, just go home. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Territ Tower, IG. Maybe that's what you're thinking of. That does not look like it at all. No. No. No. This one wasn't it? Well, maybe Cuba's good.
Starting point is 00:02:53 I don't even know. Cuba Good and Jr. Oh, Boy's in the hood. That's what it was. Okay. Okay. Okay, he wasn't that one. He wasn't that one.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, a young Cuba Gooding Jr. That's what I thought. Yes, freaking Jose, I hate you so much right now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Anyways, yes. Check out his wax to you.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Yes, he's getting roasted online. Woo, whoo, whoo, who. That's the sound that I'm police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty, pettiest. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Yes. One thing about our president, Donald Trump, is the man is petty. And it is common knowledge to all of us at this point in time that he has major beef with Governor Gavin Newsom. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Oh, yeah. They're beefing it. Governor Gavin Newsom is like the anti-hero to the anti-hero of Donald Trump. Like, they're like each other, but in different sides of the aisle. Oddly. It feels like like a supervillain movie, like a Marvel movie maybe. Like two supervillains and just like... Yeah, like one is matching the other.
Starting point is 00:03:57 It's pretty gnarly. But you got to check out what Donald Trump is saying about Gavin because it ended up low-key who's throwing petty jobs at Gavin Newsom. But, Haji, Loki, you got it. No. You got a jab from it. Like anyone, Loki with a learning disability, got a jab from it. You got to check this out.
Starting point is 00:04:17 This is what Donald Trump says about Gavin, his words, Nuscom. Check this out. Because Gavin Nuscom has admitted that he is a, that he is learning disabilities. Honestly, I'm all for people with learning disabilities, but not for my president. I think a president should not have learning disabilities, okay? And I know it's highly controversial to say such a horrible thing.
Starting point is 00:04:42 So he knows what he said was horrible. Yeah. Gavin Newsome has said that he has dyslexia, Angie. Oh, same, same Cs. Yeah, but according to Donald Trump, how dare a president have dyslexia. So what does that fool have? Yeah. That's something else.
Starting point is 00:05:00 All right, well check this out. Because in this same, like literally seconds later, he proceeds to call Gavin Newscombe the president. The president of the United States, Gavin Newscom, admitted that he is learning disabilities, dyslexia. Everything about him is dumb. Oh, my God. Angie, I don't know. I don't know that was a shot at yours. I know. No, no, no, no. You know why he said it, right?
Starting point is 00:05:31 Okay, okay, hold on, hold on. We got to get there because Angie has tea. Angie got the thing. I do. Make shit. Coming in petty police. Love it. Collaboration.
Starting point is 00:05:39 No, but the fact that he was like, president of the United States, Gavin Nuskum. Wait, what are you doing? He has a learning disability. And you don't want your president to have all of that. It's pretty wild, right? But Angie, why do you think that Donald Trump is so angry at dyslexians? Because guess who also has dyslexia? besides me.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Who? Salma Hayek. And if you guys remember, no, no, no. This is true, true, true, true. Trump actually wanted with Salma Hayek, and Salma was like, uh, no. Yeah, a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:06:09 I'm good. He's talked about, and she's talked, no, she's talked about it before, moating him. Like, she was like, no thing good. Yeah, curving. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:17 When she was with someone, he was trying to hit on her, and she was like, oh, no grazee, asshole. And then he's like, we need a wall. Exactly. And now he's talking all of them. I'm serious.
Starting point is 00:06:26 And now he's dissing people with dyslexia and Salma Hayek has also said she has it. That's terrible. I mean, I know I'm not like the guy that's like, oh, look, he said something mean. And I know we're way past the point of like he's like, we're desensitized to. Yeah, to him acting a certain way, but this is really like, how do you listen to this? This is so terrible for him to say such a thing about people with learning disabilities. And he knows it's horrible.
Starting point is 00:06:54 He literally said, I know it's controversial to say something so horrible. So you know what you're saying. Exactly. And it's like one of those things like when you generalize, you diss a lot of people. Like just shoot at your opponent. Just, you know, just say like, you know what? I don't like him because of this. Now you're offending.
Starting point is 00:07:09 A whole community. People in every single day life have learning disabilities and they still do great things such as Angie. And Salma Hayek. And Salma Hayek. I see her do some great things. But yeah, no, it's really bad. It's terrible for him to say that. You know I would have taken a 50 cent approach.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Like, not for nothing. when he clowned Mayweather and he was like, if he reads a Harry Potter book or something, I'll give him $100. Because Gavin says that he can't, he doesn't read his speeches. He just goes out the top of the dome because of his dyslexia. But I would have had, like if I was a president trying to diss him without, without dis in the community. Like this is us just being fool, evil and like, I want to get at my opponent. I would have just handed him a page and be like, read this or something. Like that's how you get at him without kind of saying, oh yeah, everyone there as a whole.
Starting point is 00:07:57 could not be president. And they're just dumb. Yeah, that was me. Yeah. Also, I didn't know where you were going when you said the 50 cent approach because that couldn't be, you're going to do a documentary on him. You could do anything. There's so many 50 cent approaches.
Starting point is 00:08:11 That's what I'm saying. But that, I was going out of the specific, the reading approach. The Mayweather one. You don't just follow up by calling him the president of the United States. You don't. Jesus, guys. The president of the United States, Gavin Newscom. He's not the president, by the way.
Starting point is 00:08:26 No, he's not. He's not the president. Not yet. He's the governor of California. Exactly. Admitted that he has learning disabilities, dyslexia, everything about him is dumb. So rude.
Starting point is 00:08:41 I hate when this food talks, bro. He is dumb. Yeah, he is. You guys want a dumb president? Do you? Oh, no. I wonder what that would be like. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Too much pedigness going on. Too much bad. Scrolling with the homies Everyone is scared of getting abducted by This is hilarious So dumb and then let's go into crack Hold on! Look at his eyes! I'm out to something! I don't like chico
Starting point is 00:09:11 You are, you are, you are Everyone's scared about getting abducted by aliens, right? Very much so But we should be worried about what's in our oceans Oh, man Story time Story time, I love me a good story time. I love me a good story time Everyone thinks dolphins are cute, right?
Starting point is 00:09:28 You guys like dolphins? There's like cute and cuttly, you know? I'm terrible. I don't know about cuddly, but I've always wanted to swim with dolphins. They made this cute little sound. Yeah. Shout out Lisa Frank because she made dolphins a thing. In the 90s, there were stickers.
Starting point is 00:09:41 They were rainbow-y. Oh, yes. I love those. I never trusted him. They're actually evil. And I will never trust them as well, Vic. There's a story going viral right now of a Florida man. Oh.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Of a Florida man. Yes. It was on the news. news, he was abducted by dolphins and forced to build a city. Listen to this. Florida man claims to have been kidnapped by dolphins and forced to build an underwater city. The man was found early Monday morning on the side of a beach in Lee County, soaking wet, dehydrated, and confused. When deputies arrived, he was drawing detailed diagrams in the sand. According to the man, a pot of dolphins took him while he was swimming and brought him to a place about 40 feet under the surface.
Starting point is 00:10:20 He said they forced him to help build underwater structures. The man spent three days working on what he described as cities. towns, and condo-like structures. Medical staff treated him for dehydration. Tests showed seawater and marine particles in his lungs, suggesting he had been deep underwater for a long time without typical lung damage. This can be real. No, that sounds pretty real to me.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Is that a real news? Yes. That is. Cass? Yes, it is. Are you going to be faking those? No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Because I believe dolphins are actually evil. Everybody talks about it. Who's everybody? I've only had this one. Yeah, literally, I've never seen anybody talk about how they're evil. I just about what they do crazy when they're together, like crazy. Well, some TV shows have shown me that they're evil. Oh, is it the Simpsons?
Starting point is 00:11:07 The Simpsons. Yes. They took over the world in an episode. There was an episode. No, but the Simpsons always right. I think for sure is that, like, we always look up for aliens. We should be looking down for aliens. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:19 We should be looking in the deep sea for the aliens. And who lives there? Oh, orcas live there too. Dolphins. Plankton. It's like they're so cute that you would never think that they could do something evil. They're highly intelligent. Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Highly intelligent. That's why I don't trust them because they got ulterior motives. Oh my God. Yeah. They just have great marketing. What are they waiting for then? What do you mean? Their chance.
Starting point is 00:11:45 They're like the Richard Ramirez of the sea. Oh, my God. I don't even know who the Richard. The Nightstalker. Yeah, the Nightstalker. Yeah. What? The Nightstalker.
Starting point is 00:11:52 What? Just you wait. When have I been wrong? I'm just early. Just wait. By the way, it's octopi that are going to take over the world. Octopi. Octopi?
Starting point is 00:12:03 Yeah. Octopuses. Oh, what the heck? The lataculus? Yeah. They're actually really, really smart, and they can actually come online and take over the world. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:12 And they got a long one. Yeah. When they do it. Yeah. Big love to search how animals get it on. You just got to know. Why do you know that? Because you got to protect yourself, man.
Starting point is 00:12:25 All right, thank you. Thanks, Greg. Much thanks. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.
Starting point is 00:12:35 We got you for the homie help line. Nina needs our help. Nina. She's having a tough time with her daughter's Sweet 16 because of her horrible baby daddy. He refuses to attend. He says that he doesn't want his girlfriend. to feel disrespected. Mind you, this is the same girl that broke up their family four years ago.
Starting point is 00:12:58 And he had a baby on the side, a little side baby while he was married with Nina. And she still invited all of them, him, her, and the new baby. Yeah, the new family. To the quinceaniera, but he still said he won't go. And the daughter really wants to do the father-daughter dance, but he won't make it happen. So at this point, she wants to know if she should just let it go and accept that he's not coming or still keep trying to convince him. The 16 is in June. So, you know, there's still a little bit of time.
Starting point is 00:13:35 But yeah, she's trying to figure that. And not for Nina to let it go, but for Nina to help her daughter, let it go. Or should Nina keep trying to maybe have more conversations with the family with, she says she hasn't spoken to the new girl, but also said like, yeah, I'm, I'm. I used to roll up on them and like in the beginning. Understand. So she understands that. Like, okay, maybe we don't have the best relationship. And honestly, that is part of it because y'all don't have the best relationship.
Starting point is 00:14:03 It makes it really, really hard for any of the things to intermix. And so now to come and be like, hey, let's intermix after all of the drama. It's really tough. You have to work on the drama first. Yeah. Because I think it's no way anyone would want to do that. Whether you're right or you're wrong, you're not going to. going to want to now intermix and understand within another relationship where you guys have beef.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Like there's beef there. Yeah, for sure. Nina's good about it, though. She's like, I don't feel any which way about it anymore. It's all dead and gone. But I just don't know why he wouldn't want to come through to be with his daughter. And on his end, it might be, he's said, I don't want to disrespect my girl. People are going to look at her weird.
Starting point is 00:14:48 And those are all in his brain valid points. because this is his new family. Yeah. That these are all valid points in his brain of I got to respect her. And on her side, she's like, no, I don't care. It's about our kid, right? Valid point. It should be the priority point.
Starting point is 00:15:06 But already if he had left you and left the family, it's not the priority point for him. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So you kind of have to deal with the cards that you're dealt. Like you have to work on those cards and it takes a lot of being outside. side of yourself. A lot of, I know I was done wrong. I know you deserve this down and the third, but I'm going to give you this thing called
Starting point is 00:15:27 grace and try to figure out how we can be copesthetic so that our child can benefit off of that. That's very rare. That's 0.001% of the population, less percent of the population that is divorced or separated with the child involved. This is a very rare occurrence. This is easier said than done and in a perfect world and all of that. But if you really want to have that talk and that like that moving forward and that progress in these children's lives, that kind of has to happen.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Yeah. There's no way around it. Yeah. There's no way that you can beef with with each other and then fake it on this sweet 16 day. No, there's no way. No. So she's just trying to figure out should I try to have the conversation with them or should I just tell my daughter like, hey, it's time. It's time to get over it.
Starting point is 00:16:17 It's time to accept that he's not showing up. It's time to accept that. And it's really hard because it makes you feel chosen over. And I told Nina herself, forget how you feel. It's going to make your daughter feel. It makes your daughter feel she got abandoned. She got betrayed. She got chosen over.
Starting point is 00:16:34 She's not good enough for her dad. That's what these things are going to make that kid feel like, you know? Nicole in Huntington Park. Let's go to Nicole. Nicole, good morning. Good morning. Hi, Nicole. Nicole, so you're 15. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Okay, Nicole, and this is a lot for a 15-year-old to talk about, but can you tell us what made you call in today? I wanted to call in because I'm going through the same situation because my birthday was on Sunday, too. And since I have an inconsistent father, I was like, this seems sort of like the same situation I'm going through. So I was just like, I want to call in to help. because I didn't invite my dad because he's obviously not always there. So I wanted to call and tell her my thoughts on it. Yeah, please do. Please do.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Nina's trying to figure out what she should do for her kid, Sweet 16, because dad doesn't seem to be willing to put his pride aside and maybe prioritize her versus his new family. Yeah. I feel like Nina should help her daughter realize that her dad is not going to be there instead of trying to force him to go because he already was saying that he wasn't going to go. And I feel like if he just, if he if she forces him to go, she's just going to get a bad experience out of it because it's also been a while since he's seen her. so I feel like it's just going to create a bigger problem because of his new family so yeah that's a lot to that's a lot of of great advice coming from a 15 year old and you've
Starting point is 00:18:29 been through it yourself and you mentioned that your dad's not not consistent yeah I guess how would you how did you take it as a 15 year old because too I guess we all don't know how Nina's daughter will take that stuff. I just had to accept the fact that he's not going to be around a lot because it's been like this, like, since I was little, since I was like baby. So I feel like maybe I just, I just kind of adapted to it and I just like accepted the fact that he's not going to be around a lot when I was little. So, like, now that I'm older, he's, like, he's here, but then, like, I don't talk to him at all. So, like, he's, like, a stranger to me, like, a long-distance relative that I don't see anymore. Was it tough at first?
Starting point is 00:19:23 Because now you seem like you're very understanding and you, and granted, you probably still have moments. And that's all valid. All valid, by the way. But it must have taken some time. It took a while for me to, like, just accept the fact. but like he's not going to be there for me a lot. But I just, I don't know, I just kind of, I don't know. I'm sorry, I'm kind of nervous.
Starting point is 00:19:52 You're doing amazing. You're doing amazing and that's a lot to talk about. And thank you for giving us the perspective of the child in this. You don't know how much you just helped besides any, whatever any adult can say about another adult, like what you said about the child's perspective is so important. And you seem to talk so confidently and so sure of yourself that I'm sure that like you, you've been through a lot to get here. So I just want to thank you for calling. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:20:24 You're welcome. What is it? Disneyland, Nauts. You want to see Kanye? What else we got? Gabriel glasses and you think he's funny, fluffy. I don't go see concrete. What do you want?
Starting point is 00:20:35 What do you want? I'll give you the world right now. What's her dad? Oh, Greg. You're sick. Wait out of him. Get out. That's what you want.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Should I put it at Greg? Yes, come on. Get out here. I got thrown out for less. No, it wasn't less. Nicole, what you want, baby girl? Um, Disneyland. There you go.
Starting point is 00:21:00 There you go. I'm giving it to you. Congratulations. We're going to Disneyland. We're going to get you there. Remote his face right now. All of our love to you. Thank you for calling in.
Starting point is 00:21:13 It takes a lot. It does. I was in your shoes. My parents broke up when I was 14. So all of these feelings. And I just want, I just want you to know that we got you. We got your back, Mamasita. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:21:25 You're welcome. I love you guys so much. Oh, I love you back. I love you back. And Greg sucks. Don't worry. He does. He just.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Yeah. He wanted his dad too. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you got dead. Yeah. It's okay. That you suck.
Starting point is 00:21:40 needed his dad. His dad's there and he needs his dad. I know. No, but I love that. You know, her saying that because, you know, again, I was in that position too and, you know, I didn't speak to my mom for about four years of like, you know, my younger youth or whatever, like 17 to 21. And when I accepted that she, I wouldn't see her, it hurt way less. And it's like, and if I did, then it was like, okay. And, you know, it was similar. She was in a relationship I didn't agree with. And I'm like, I don't think we're going to have a relationship until that is over. But I knew eventually it would be over. And these are very adult decisions to make.
Starting point is 00:22:15 These are very things that you didn't need to. You shouldn't have had to. No. But you're saying there is a power to once you do that. Oh, yeah. Accepting it. It's not fair. You shouldn't have to go through it.
Starting point is 00:22:28 But when you understand. No, you just like see it. Like you don't. And it's so sad. Like you don't hope for something that is telling you is not going to happen. You kind of got to let that hope die. And I know it sounds dark, but it does make it easier. Yeah, but once you accept that, that like, you know what, like, she's not going to call you and be like, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Like, that's not going to happen. But it can happen once circumstances change. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? For me, it was like once she got out of the relationship, we were back to being great again. You know what I'm saying? But until that changed, it couldn't be the way I would want it to be. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Let's go to Jorge in Pekoma. Is this Joree from Pekoma Hills? Probably. Good morning. It is. Long time. It is. Talk to us.
Starting point is 00:23:18 What would you tell Nina, Nina about her situation? She doesn't know if she should try, keep trying to have her baby daddy be a part of her daughter's sweet 16. The daughter wants him there for the father-daughter dance, but it's been four years since he's really been there. He is currently with the person he cheated on her with and broke up the whole family for.
Starting point is 00:23:37 He says he doesn't want to. want to disrespect that new family and she feels like, dang, should I help my daughter accept this is not going to happen or should I keep trying to make this happen? Oh, yeah. Well, first of all, that's dirty. You guys told me after that 15-year-old. We're all emotional over here. And Greg, I hope you're not a gas today going home.
Starting point is 00:23:56 But. What? Yeah. Yeah, gas is expensive. It is. I hope you have to go to the most expensive gas station today, Greg. I hope the fuel pump gets stuck. See, you did?
Starting point is 00:24:06 I wonder why all the listeners hate me. It's because what you said! It's true. All right. Poe, talk to us. What would you tell Nina? I had a friend, almost exact situation.
Starting point is 00:24:18 She was... Nina, whatever Nina tells the dad, he's not going to listen to you, but it's coming from her. So this one situation, the daughter was a C-16 as well. The daughter was doing a digital invitation. So she was sending reminders like,
Starting point is 00:24:30 oh, we're 60 days away from the thing, from the C-16. The dad kept from the daughter, hey, yeah, I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. So on the last, the one like maybe 20 days before there I see you guys in 21 days
Starting point is 00:24:42 I'm so excited we're gonna have a great time see all my family and we have a special father-daughter dance he put it on blast and sent it to all the everyone that was invited
Starting point is 00:24:53 so he left it all on the dad now the dad was up to the dad no more so put all the stress and everything on the dad he had to show up yeah he showed up but he's already the scene bed this one's already the scene bed
Starting point is 00:25:05 went on the in the in the picture family. He saw her at the taco truck, didn't even buy her taco. So basically he set them up there. Yeah, but have it come from the daughter, you're saying like the daughter did it. The daughter was the one sending out.
Starting point is 00:25:21 So you're saying put them on the flyer? In attendance, one night only. Hasn't been seen in four years. Hitting the stage tonight. Oh, my God. It's your dad. No.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Okay, did your homie show up? He did. The story gets even crazier. Oh, what? He got, he got, so he got, so he got, so he got, so he got, so he was, he had hooked up with the, the, the, the mom's niece. So, the niece didn't show up. It was crazy. He got drunk.
Starting point is 00:25:56 They all got back together, and they're still back together now. What do you mean they all got back? Well, see, and that's why the new girl don't want him there. Exactly, because he's a cheater. That is why. Thank you, honey. Oh, that's, that. And the monster bag.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Like, hey, remember this? No, they're going to get to her. Because she even said, I was willing to put aside that he had a baby on me. And accept the baby. And accept the baby. The new girl knows he's a little flusy. Yeah, the daughter's. They can't be trusted.
Starting point is 00:26:18 And the new girl knows that she's taking him back before, even through the most horrendous stuff. He's going to be dancing with the daughter, all emotional. My family's back. Oh, my gosh. I brought you tacos, miho. And I was drunk. Kids, you have another kid. You have another brother.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Yeah. Stop. Stop. Come here. Now what's going on? Cheesemation with Angie. You guys, trip out because Apple is actually making it easier for us to spy and be nosy. What?
Starting point is 00:26:51 So apparently Apple has recently patented some ideas about coming up with different products. One of them being AirPods with a camera. Oh, yeah, there's a little Apple Cheesmae on the loose right now. Angie's giving us all of them. They want to see my earwax or what? No, so that's a pattern idea It's saying like the cameras could be used to scan the environment And enable Siri to see what you see
Starting point is 00:27:13 The side profile of your face? But how? These are, again, these are just ideas Cines that they've gotten so they want Or maybe they're getting it so other people don't do it Yeah, like they're brainstorming and like all right Let's try to build something with disintegrated And let's patent it just in case
Starting point is 00:27:28 By the way, anyone got some AirPods in here? I do, I do like on you right now. Yeah. You know that we're using AirPods wrong? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? That we're supposed to lock our AirPods into our ear.
Starting point is 00:27:38 How? Take out the airport. Take out the airport. So usually we put them on our ear. Take off your headphones, bro. You don't hear this. Greg is stupid. I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Put it in your ear how you normally would. Yeah. Okay. That's the wrong way. You're supposed to lift it up, lift it up and lock it behind. No, the other way. Lift it up the other way and lock it behind your ear and it's supposed to stay put. That doesn't even.
Starting point is 00:28:01 I have to. I don't want to touch your ear, but yeah. Like that? It's supposed to lock. It's supposed to lock. supposed to wedge in between your ear to stay in play. No way. Supposedly, right?
Starting point is 00:28:10 I feel cool. Right? Like, can't tell it's there? Supposedly, we've been using it wrong that there's like a lock feature on your AirPods. Instead of letting the stick part hang down, you're supposed to twist it up and let it lodge in your lobe. I don't like it. I don't feel it. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Is that wild? I'm not right. But if I see it, I'm be like, Greg, you got something in the ear. Like, it looks off. Not real. I'm with it. I'm with it. I like it. I try it. I'm getting the microphone right now. You guys have AirPods? I don't have it. Okay. Because honestly, like for me, like the longest time, like I hated like having any AirPods or any like earbuds because like it hurts my ear.
Starting point is 00:28:49 After 30 minutes, like I start feeling like it's bruised or something. So maybe that's clue. See, let's do it. Lock your ear. I like this. Right? All right. All right. Try, try, try. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. We're trying to experimentation. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:59 All right. Lock it up. Go all the way up. More. More. More. Lock it. It's falling out. It's falling out. More lock it up. Like more like wedge it between your ears. I think her ears are small. Those are air knots.
Starting point is 00:29:10 There. There. What? Let's see. Let's see. Let me see. They're going to take pictures soon. You don't feel it, huh?
Starting point is 00:29:19 No, it's actually really comfortable. Like it's still in my ear and I'm like, this is tight. I learn things sometimes. Okay, but there's more cheap. You're so smart. Yes, you guys. A lot of people are looking at this one kind of weird because Apple's coming up with a smart glove.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Smart glove Oh to help control your home supposedly right? Exactly It's supposed to be to control your home With the smart glove But people are getting ideas already Oh yeah Jose already has one
Starting point is 00:29:44 Yeah Jose already pre-ordered Yeah because what he does in his home with his hand is not Smart glove Yeah he's trying to It's not smart at all No Just sticky Now another thing is Apple
Starting point is 00:29:53 It's actually patini An AI glasses So it's gonna be really similar to like the Ray bands Meta glasses So trying to compete with it Oh I hope you could start seeing things because with a photo I saw,
Starting point is 00:30:03 like you could see things in your glass lens. Yeah. So pair that with the glove? Yeah. Not just like that. Like your messages on their lines.
Starting point is 00:30:13 So pair that? You know what? To pair that with your AirPods? Maybe these are not a good idea. The only thing is a perth. It's a 40 experience right there. It's sold. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:23 All right. That's it for transmission. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm proud of when I was saying. Try the the AirPods trick, but not the one Greg thinks. Great Scott
Starting point is 00:30:33 Hello, studious What's nine plus ten? Turn your life? Look at this studious food. Perita Zinn is going down Studio's food today, Tuesday, March 17th. Do you guys believe in luck? Yes.
Starting point is 00:30:44 I do. Really? You guys do believe in luck. No. Yeah, you do. No, I think like Richard Wiseman, scientists who did a 10-year scientific study into the nature of luck.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Okay. And it has revealed to a large extent that people make their own good fortune and bad fortune. and bad fortune. Yeah, so you put yourself in situations of bad and you put your situations of good. And I believe in that.
Starting point is 00:31:09 I believe in that. I believe that you create your own luck. You also believe in luck or else you wouldn't gamble. Right. That's so good. No, that's look. I'm gonna get lucky.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Yep. Brut. No, I believe in the Lord blessing me. Now is different. So what happens with people that don't get it? Yeah. I haven't deserved it yet, Lord.
Starting point is 00:31:30 The only time I get lucky with my girl every night. That's the luck then. Oh, God. That's the luck. That's luck. That's luck. Well, when was the last time that something lucky happened to you?
Starting point is 00:31:41 Waking up. Oh, my God. And this morning. That's a blessing, boy. That's a blessing. Like, finding 20 bucks or. Yeah. Oh, you know what?
Starting point is 00:31:50 No, Vegas. I want five bucks. The most I've ever won. That's luck. That's luck. First time, too. Oh, okay. Diosito blester.
Starting point is 00:31:57 How about you? How about you? What was the last time you got lucky? I actually found like $150. dollars in my pocket the other day and I was down bad I needed some money wow I was like you blessed yourself it was cash too and I was like yes good for you sometimes when I like I'm like low on funds I'm like oh I really need money right now and then something will happen it's like hey you want $500 and I was like oh my god
Starting point is 00:32:18 literally just what I was asking for it it happened post this one time oh yeah yeah like hey I want to book you for something and I'm like oh my god that's so crazy and it makes you feel really lucky. There it is. Well, Los Angeles, I hope you get lucky today. And also Los Angeles. Los Angeles. Los Angeles.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Well, Los Angeles, I hope you get lucky today. Do you have like a little lucky ritual? Like a little. Me, a lucky ritual? No, you know what? I just, I just try to do the right thing every single day. And hopefully, you know, the luck. God's bless me.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Yeah, they bless me. Yeah, that's it. You know, stay smart America. Hello, Studeas. Look at this, Sturias house full. Shoot the Jay. Shoot it. I am fired up and pissed.
Starting point is 00:33:00 off, you guys. Okay, so quick interruption while he's excited. Does anyone else miss the Freddie Freeman intro? Yes. Oh my God, yes. I wanted to say it's so bad. I hate it. You guys,
Starting point is 00:33:11 no, you guys will learn to love it. You guys will learn to love the new one. Like, it's your stepmom. Okay, all right. Moving on. First, Staples. No, I'm not over it.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Why didn't you change it? Because change is good. Changes better. I like what I know, and it turned us up. Yeah, I'm all happy to hear you talk. And now we're just like, what is this? Freddie Freeman has like a legendary grand slam in the World Series. Look, this is the reason you don't like this as much yet is because, yes, he's new.
Starting point is 00:33:39 You guys will learn to love it. He hasn't played one inning for the Dodgers. I'm just early. I'm not wrong. You're already giving him a song on the station? Yes, because he's going to be incredible. If he's bad, I'll take the intro. I'll swap it out.
Starting point is 00:33:51 How about that? If he blows a save the first time he gets a chance, swap it. I'm looking for the original one. Byla comigo. That's what it's called. Okay, perfect, perfect. Okay, I got it. Angie and Greg, you can sit this one out, oh, hold on.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Shoot the J. Shoot it, Playball! Oh my God, oh, yeah. What's going on? Hold on, my board hopping skills. Hold on, I do, okay, I do this one. Shoot the J. Shoot it, play ball.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Hey, hey, hey, that's all right. Hey, guys in a great mood Okay, all right, look First staple center, now Dodger Stadium So weird! Right? You have to say to that, Toby.
Starting point is 00:34:48 He's just weird and hear it. First Dodger Stadium. Go ahead. There you go. Okay, now go, go, go. First, my intro song, then Staples Center, now Dodger Stadium,
Starting point is 00:35:00 as we know it, will never be the same, you guys. Why? Because the Dodgers reportedly reached a agreement with clothing company Unique Lo for naming rights to the stadium. So Dodger Stadium. Wait.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Dodger Stadium is now going to be called Unique Low Field at Dodger Stadium for now and right. So all signage and scoreboards are going to say, you know, Unique Low Field at Dodger Stadium. A lot of people like Uleti are saying it's not a big deal. No, I didn't say it's not a big deal. I said it's the field. Just wait. So a lot of people are saying it's going to be still be called Dodger Stadium.
Starting point is 00:35:36 Okay. But this is what we like to call in the industry a soft launch. Don't fall for the misleading. What industry are you in? The industry way right now. Don't fall for the misleading propaganda. Because it's not going to be called Dodger Stadium anymore, all right? It's still going to be called Dodger Stadium.
Starting point is 00:35:51 No, just wait. I researched and I read a bunch of U.S. news sites. The same one you read, letty. And it's like downplaying it, right? Which ones did I read? You read them all. I didn't read any. So look.
Starting point is 00:36:04 So did you do read any? Of course I did. I didn't read any. Well, I read a bunch of them, and a lot of them are like downplaying it's saying, okay, it's still going to be called Dodger Stadium. It's just going to say Unique Low Field, right? Yeah. But then I started researching Asian websites, okay?
Starting point is 00:36:18 And I went to one called Chosun Daily. They have a completely different narrative, Lettie. They're bigging it up. Was it in English or? Yeah, no, I translated it. It was in Korean. I translated it. So they're bigging it up.
Starting point is 00:36:31 This is what the headline reads. A bit. Historic Dodger Stadium renamed Unique Low Field. Okay, in this article, it says that they pursued this contract because they're spending over a hundred million U.S. dollars or approximately 149 billion Korean won. Wow. Okay, so. Yeah, but Uniclo is Japanese. I know, but this is like, they're marketing to the Asian, you know, their Asian constituents.
Starting point is 00:36:55 So the thing is, they're- Japanese sight saying. Did you think Uniclo is Korean? No. I like Uniclo. I like Uniclo. We have Korean players on the team as well, but I'm saying, they're big. They're bigging it up because they're like, look, you guys.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Or maybe things are getting lost in translation like you're losing this. Absolutely not. I'm telling you guys, they're bigging it up. It's easy. They're sending one press release to the Asian market. They're sending one to the U.S. market. We're going to lose our mind. I kind of feel like they all said the same thing.
Starting point is 00:37:24 They didn't. No? They didn't because they said Dodgers State is going to be called, what you call Uniclo Field, right? And Uniclo Field is the field. Yes, but not one website that I saw in U.S. said that it was going to be. be renamed Unique Low Field in a positive manner. They're saying everything is going to stay the same. They just reached an agreement and now it's going to be called this.
Starting point is 00:37:44 This is saying like, yo, this is a big deal. It's not going to be called Dodger Stadium anymore. It's going to be called Unique Low Field. And it's just a soft launch. Trust me. You're going to see it. You're going to see it. We love you so much.
Starting point is 00:37:54 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Sometimes you've taken it too far, bro. It's going to be called Unique Low Field. So that field gets sold, right? Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Like, wasn't it Estrella, Halisco? No. No. That was the sponsor. The beer company. They had a sponsorship with them. Okay. He's so agitated.
Starting point is 00:38:13 So what did you need a little buy? Like, what is it? The naming rights to the stadium. They actually bought them. According to this one site. The Korean website. Yeah, the Koreans know the truth. And how legit is that website?
Starting point is 00:38:24 It's 100% what. It's the Korean media takeout, Angie. Yeah. Come on. It's not propaganda. This is written by Kang Woonsock. All I'm saying is that. What if it's a blog?
Starting point is 00:38:34 You sound crazy. No. This is real. He sounded really crazy. Trust me. It's because he changed his song. Unique low field. It's no longer called Dodger Stadium.
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