Brown Bag Mornings - 03/27/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🎤 J. Cole x G-Unit?! & 🐻 Sad Bear Reality
Episode Date: March 27, 2026🎤 The crew reacts to the idea that J. Cole could’ve been part of G-Unit and how different hip-hop might look today. ⚖️ A judge proves you can’t out-petty the system in a hilarious but bruta...l moment. 📱 We break down how fake “good news” stories keep going viral because people want something positive so bad. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets tense as Melissa considers uninviting her own mom from her baby shower. 🐻 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” delivers a surprisingly sad bear situation that hits the feels. 💰 And Kim K is being called generous… but let’s be real, who’s actually wearing that outfit?CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:00) Rapsheet: J. Cole almost joined G-Unit (03:06) Petty Police: Judge shuts down petty behavior instantly (07:12) Scrolling: Fake good news stories going viral (11:15) Homie Helpline: Woman wants to uninvite mom from baby shower (25:10) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Sad situation involving local bears (28:34) Money Moves: Kim K’s wild outfit has people questioning everything Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Today we find out that
GJJU NIT could have had
J-J-Col
J-Col
Is doing a press run
On his album that just dropped the fallout
And he was talking to Cameron
About the time
He almost signed
To 50 Cent
Check this out
Everyplace
They were showing
to put, I think, 50 on to my shit.
Before Jay had heard my shit, and I think they played my
50, and what I was told his response was, like, mind you, I had, like, lost.
I had this song called Lost Ones. I had Lice, please.
I think 50 reaction from what I heard was,
can't sign his jeans too tight.
Are you going off the image, right?
Right. I mean, I get it too, because, I mean, guess what?
That's shit when it made no sense, me going to G-Unit, you know what?
But shout to shy money, you know what I mean?
Who seemed a vision.
Oh my gosh, you got a thing.
They played 50 cents.
Yeah.
Like, please.
A little bad thing.
something like them tense
Oh 50's at
No
Too soft for me
Big New York
Okay
Oh don't you
And it had a hell of lovy
Duffy song
Yeah they had smile
This is 21 question by
Most of 50s bangers were
Best friend
Yeah
Like his melodic vibes
Yeah
The window shopper
Yeah
You're gonna tell me he didn't fit
They didn't want him to fit
Yeah
Fiti also responded on Instagram
He did
The troll that he is
To Jake
cool but I would have liked them to have done something they have a song together on uh born
singer the on the second track on the second album yeah they have a song together the bonus album what song is
something new york it's some yeah it's like a new york song i remember that yeah i mean but yeah no in the heyday
that wasn't i would i would have liked oh new york times yes oh i like new york times yeah i would
have like j cole to be like the joe for them i want to get to know you
Yeah.
Bro, by the way, Lost Ones by J. Cole is a very deep record.
And it tripped me out that they would show 50 cent that.
Yeah, why would they do that?
Right?
Yeah.
Play them something else.
Lost Ones is a crazy record.
It's a song about a couple that's going through getting pregnant and the guy not wanting it and stuff like that.
Like it's what?
Yeah.
That's what it is.
Great deep.
Let me live.
Didn't Nick Cannon have one of those records as well?
What is?
All right.
Wow, you guys don't know hip hop, I guess.
We don't.
It's so funny, because we always ask concrete to shine in on the hip-hop segments,
because he stays out of it.
This is what he says.
And this is what he said.
And you have vast Nick Cannon hip-hop music.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
What about brother's got a baby?
Brothers got a baby, right?
By Tupon.
All right.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
Nick Kevin.
On the way.
You're a couple years late, buddy.
That's the sound of the police.
The petty police.
You're petty.
You're just petty.
I'm being petty.
Petty, petty girl.
Pretty and a pettiest.
Pretty more in your tettiest.
Real answers only, has anyone ever been in a courthouse?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Have you ever tried to be petty with the judge?
Or seen other people, maybe in other cases before you try to be petty with the judge?
Yeah, start arguing.
Those idiots.
Yeah.
You start arguing or like give petty answers or attitude.
Yes.
Yeah.
The judge always is going to be more petty than you.
And then they got the power look.
That is true.
That is true.
That doesn't stop you though.
It doesn't stop me.
But yeah, they were trying to help me, but I was just being petty because I was mad at
I was there.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah.
Be mad at the officer.
Yeah.
Screw that guy.
Oh, my.
So what were you being petty like?
So I got pulled over because my Lexus had like blacked out lights on it.
Uh-huh.
So the cop gave me a ticket.
But I sold the Lexus and I went to court and when I got to court the cop was like, oh, did you fix it?
I was like, I don't have the car anymore.
He's like, did you fix it?
And I was like, I'm not asking.
Did you fix it?
And I was like, I don't have.
He's like, did you fix the car?
And I was like, I don't have.
He's like, go outside, take a picture of your car, come back in here and show me a picture if you fixed it.
So I showed him a picture of the car that I had.
He's like, okay, that's all you have to do.
Oh my gosh.
I was like, stop, please.
Stop, leave you alone.
All right, well, this is a really funny and petty story that happened over in Michigan.
So they were doing like a virtual court hearing, right?
With a lady that was supposed to chime in.
And I don't know that if she knew that the camera was on.
Yeah.
But she was driving.
Okay.
She tried to gaslight the judge that it wasn't her driving.
You need to hear how it goes down.
You cannot be driving, ma'am.
What are you doing?
Come on.
I'm not driving.
I'm a passenger in a car.
Am I crazy or does it not look like you're driving that car?
I'm not driving the car.
I'm a passenger in the car, sir.
What side of the car are you on?
I'm on the left-hand side.
That's the driver's side.
How would you be on the left-hand side if you're a passenger in the front seat?
Am I missing something?
Left hand, right-hand side.
I'm sorry.
I've been sitting in a room.
I didn't know.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
So then I literally I was watching this.
I'm like, show the driver.
Ask for the driver.
And so he ends up asking, all right, put
the driver on the on the call let me see let me see the driver hang on one second i have to ask
i have to ask their permission now there was no driver she was freaking driving she starts pulling over
and you see all of this like you see her pulling over when she's asking for permission she gets out
of the car and at that point the judge had enough and then hit her with this i'm entering a default
judge me he lied to me they put in their defendant uh was not available at
the time and then was driving a car and telling the court she was not.
I'm entering a default judgment.
Have a great day.
Thank you.
Thank you.
She's so mad.
What a dumb.
What a moron.
Who does that?
It would have been so easy to say my car is a Japanese mod where it's on the other side.
You're so dumb.
The shoe is on the other side.
Japanese mod.
I imported it from Japan.
Yes.
And granted, the fact that she was in a moving vehicle, well, clearly driving, it's
distracted driving.
But you could have pulled over.
You could have done it from that.
And you could have been like, you know what?
I'm sorry.
I didn't know I shouldn't have been, you know, driving on this call.
Like, I apologize, Judge.
It's so easy.
You're literally.
Is that simple?
It is.
I got pulled over yesterday.
Her hands on the steamwell.
I am not driving.
It's your arm moving.
Yeah, it's gas lighting to the umpteenth degree.
And the judge was like, no, no, no.
I'm whatever.
I'm not driving.
Move, moron.
I'm not driving.
Watch her reason was like for distracted driving.
It doesn't say why she was in the virtual court.
for the record, but yeah, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't lie to judges, guys.
And people will still do it.
Greg will still go up there
and argue with the judge.
Yeah.
Only God could judge me, though.
He's the ultimate judge.
You know everyone on the internet
always gets in their feels
when they see sad videos of little dogs
just all by themselves
and just...
In the arms of...
An angel.
You just see the little cute faces.
Yeah.
That one's got us all at one point in time.
Oh, my God.
It's not multiple points in time.
You say the dogs.
Yeah.
Right in the middle of watching Mari.
Yeah.
Just one dollar a day.
Yeah.
Help this dog right here.
Yep.
But there's a viral video right now that's going around from China of 10.
Okay.
Why do you say like that?
I know.
China.
Because I'm Chinese, man.
Let me tell you.
What?
Tell the story.
That ad doesn't exist in China.
Tell the story
There's 10 dogs walking on the side of a highway
And everybody is so sad about these dogs
Because they're the German Shepherd
That looks injured
They all look confused
And like where these dogs?
It was hell of viral
That supposedly they escaped
A truck that was going to send him to slaughter
A Trivport truck
Yeah
And then they were trying to find their way back home
Help the German Shepherd
It was viral
Everybody was trying to find out where these dogs
Yeah
Great movie
We're sold
Everyone was trying to find out where these dogs are going
What's wrong with them? Where are they? That's so sad
I find them
I fell for it
You fell for it, right?
What do you mean fell for it?
It's not true
Those dogs are not lost at all
Those dogs are not lost
They have a home
There's another video going viral as well
Of them walking through a field
Actually returning to home
But you know what they're saying
That's still part of the story
Homeward bound dog
No but you know what the craziest part is
What? The dogs weren't lost
They were in heat
They were genuine?
No.
They were chasing ponies?
What?
They were ponies?
Reportedly allegedly, the German Shepherd, the main dog in the video, was in heat and the other dogs are following him for that reason.
What?
Yes.
So the dogs are trying to get it on.
Okay, that sounds crazier than the other story.
How do I know your story is true?
It's reportedly allegedly.
True.
Wait.
Wait.
So how do you know that that's truth, another thing is alive?
That's why there's so many dogs around that the dogs sent that of it in heat.
But who said that?
The doctors.
The doctors.
The doctors.
The scientists are the scientists?
Wait, correct.
I didn't watch the full story.
Yes, I did.
No, someone from the village that he's at, that those dogs are from told reporters,
hey, that thing that's going viral is not true.
These are actually from our village and that one is in heat and that's where they were all swarming it.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
So the corgi, the story that I fell for with the corgi was leading.
That's not true.
That's us making up stuff so that we could feel better about the state of the world.
Or is it all Chinese propaganda?
For what?
Chinese propaganda, man.
For what?
For what?
It's real.
What do you mean?
They're trying to get one over on punch?
Yeah.
Punch the monkey.
Monkey.
Yeah.
It's like, okay, y'all gave it to Japan.
Now, bring it over here.
Chinese propaganda.
Well, let's do some of our own.
That's right.
Watch they probably have stories of dolphins from over here.
Right.
Everybody watches different things.
Like, every country has little differences.
I'm sticking with that.
Yeah, that's the truth, supposedly.
That dogs are wearing heat and their horns up.
Dogs follow other dogs when they're all.
I don't know.
I never heard of that.
The lipstick was out.
The Red Rocket.
It's the girl.
The push pop was out.
So they were all trying to get a turner one.
Yeah.
And the German Shepherd, even the corgi?
All the dogs.
All the dogs.
What?
It's funny because it's a big of
Corgi.
Yeah.
The corgi.
Get out of your corgi.
Carggy and Jimmer Shepherd.
Can't even get up my leg.
All right.
Thanks, Greg.
Which dog went last?
Why do you want?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Creep.
Yeah.
I'm trying to list for it.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Melissa hit us up because she's so stressed about planning her baby shower.
She isn't being babyed or showered at all.
Especially by her mom because she's not doing anything that she's asked for.
She's asked for sandwiches.
She's like, that's a lot.
I don't know about that.
She's like, all right, you can bring your friends if you make the sandwiches?
All right, I guess I'll make a couple.
Can you please make that wafrescas?
I'll make one.
I need to.
I'll make one.
You'll figure it out with one.
And she's upset about that because she feels like.
She wants help.
Instead, she's being asked for things.
Oh, when are you going to take me to eat?
When are you going to bring me food?
When are you going to do my nails?
I feel like that's moms.
No, at least I'm not used to that.
You're not using you for things?
Not like that.
Angelica, I'll always have my mom support in that way.
Like, my mom might not be the most affectionate of person and telling me I love you hugging me
things like that.
And that's why I don't know how to do that.
But it's like I know I can always count on my mom.
So hearing this and like not get pregnant.
Let's find out.
Break those chains.
Melissa's asking that, well, saying that her mom isn't helping at all.
She's making it harder.
And she's asking, would it be wrong for me to uninvite my mom and all her friends?
Jeez, Louise.
Oh, my God.
To, would it be wrong to uninvite my mom to my baby shower?
That's messed up.
Yeah, that part's messed up.
I get the friends.
Yeah.
Cut them.
But your mom fool?
Like, come on.
It seems like they're a packaged deal.
She's standing on business.
Like the home girls.
Yeah, but then at that point, it's like,
Now the mom's going to be choosing between her daughter and the friends.
And I'll tell you, I think she just needed a really good vent session
because the stuff she's posted is how her mom helped for the bridal shower and her.
And that would just happen.
Like, Melissa, you just got married no, like last year?
In October.
In October.
Like, all of these things are very recent, right?
You getting married, the bridal shower, all of that.
And your mom was there.
That she didn't pay for anything.
No, she helped in her way.
In a way.
Yeah.
Okay.
In a way.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
He paged.
That's going to be in,
yeah.
Did she give you away at your wedding?
Um,
her and my dad from Mexico,
he had flew out and
this was like his chance to like kind of
make a relationship.
And so I let him.
And he's already back in Mexico,
but yeah,
I let her.
Incredible.
I let them both.
So when she gave you to her man,
it's a figure.
like to your man it's figurative to like yeah your problem yes too yeah your problem
your problem now she's your problem i'm just her home girl we just do our nails together
yeah but you're it's frustrating for melissa because melissa is with child she wants her mom
and she wants her mom what i even texted her like a few days ago like look mom like and because
sometimes i so i speak to her in english since i was little i it's just the way it always was i
I speak to you in English, she talked to me in Spanish.
So sometimes when I'm texting, I'm like, maybe it's getting lost in translation and it comes off as disrespectful.
So I translated it in the nicest way without being mean or anything.
Just basically, mom, I'm stressed.
I need to worry about passing my test.
It's a two-part test.
So I passed the first one.
Amazing.
I need to pick the second one.
You're going through a lot of life changes.
Yeah.
And so I was like, I'm stressed about that.
I need your help with the food.
If you can't do that, that's fine.
I'll figure it out another way.
And then she called me.
And she's like,
Why me you're like,
when you say these things.
Oh my God.
Like, I'm like, whoa, all I,
why is it wrong?
Like, I was just so shocked.
I'm like, what did I say?
Yeah.
No me digas that me want.
Okay, me amas.
Talk to me like that.
And this is going to be the,
your new normal baby girl.
You know me
v.
Been?
Yeah.
You need to give us her number.
We need to talk to la seora.
We'll pretend.
We'll pretend like, hey, we just want to know
what you think of your daughter.
And then let her talk about how much she loves you.
And then you can cry.
Let's call her on three way.
She's on, she's at work.
She'll still answer.
She'll still answer.
She literally has, like,
she's a preschool teacher, so she can't leave it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
She just won 10,000 for La Cura Sao.
Yeah.
We'll call her during nap time.
Melissa, why did your swagger make the baby shower?
So when we were barely planning in and everything,
he did tell my man like, hey, I want to help,
but I don't want to overstep.
Like maybe because she thought like, okay, like this is a baby,
maybe her mom does want to do it.
So maybe like she didn't fully commit because,
there was some thought of that my mom would step up.
But that never happened.
Have you ever thought maybe like your mom thinks like, oh, you know, she's super on, you know, her, her new family's like financially.
Yeah.
She's going to get everything I could never give her.
Yeah.
Like she's super.
No, I think if my mom wanted to help, she could find even financially.
If she wanted to, she could not maybe not as much.
but I don't know
but I also don't think it's right
to put
because at the end of the phone call
when I told you that she called me
saying I because me you're like
nobody to help you
I'm like well actually somebody's helping me
more than you like what do you mean
like she said she has all these standards
and like says
that she holds herself on this pedestal
but she doesn't show it either
like how could you say
oh you're the only one that's
going to help me. You're the only one that's ever, no one's ever going to love me like my mom.
Did she ever tell you? Did she ever tell you you'll know what I mean when you have kids?
Oh, all the time. Yeah. All the time. Yeah. Are you having a girl by any chance?
Yes. Oh, I can't wait. The saga continues. I can't wait until your daughter just wants freaking tamarindo at her party and you're like, I know. You're going to tell you. I had to figure it out. Your grandma didn't help me. Why are you asking me?
My friends come?
Oh, don't you want your friends at her baby shower one day?
I mean, she, but...
Melissa, what's your mom's name?
My mom?
Yeah.
Mariana.
Okay, because I think she's on the line.
Did someone tell her?
I wish that was her.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
All right.
All right, we have La Senora Mariana on the line right now.
Hello?
Oh my god.
Mariana?
Are you the mom of Melissa?
Yes, I'm the mother, but I'm not going to talk right because I'm in the school.
Oh my gosh.
Your daughter called this because you think that you're not helping her the way that she feels like you should be.
She's not a malagherty-oh.
Oh my God!
She's ungrateful, knows that she doesn't have money.
She says that...
I don't have money.
Juan Gabriel?
Is this...
Who is this?
This is not her mom.
Mariana?
Yeah, I'm the mom.
Oh, okay.
Okay, what would you want to tell Melissa?
He's listening.
She's listening.
that she was that she wants to
I'm gonna
shing.
No cursie.
She wants to fight
the mother-in-law.
Dude.
I want to
pay with a
seora.
What?
Why?
Because me
can't
so you don't like
the mother-in-law.
She wants to pay everything.
The money is not everything.
And why not
you're doing the sandwiches and the awas?
Because I never do those bolingos
and my daughter wants to cross her.
I love bolingles too.
Because she says she doesn't like the type of sandwiches.
Oh, maybe make torta.
Okay,
Senora Mariana,
this we're talking to Melissa's mom right now.
She's is thinking to Melissa's mom right now.
She's thinking to say to
no v.
How do you feel that she doesn't,
she's thinking of uninviting you to the baby shower?
Well,
if she doesn't invite you,
never I will care of the baby shower.
So if she doesn't invite you,
okay,
you're never going to babysit the kids.
Never, not ever.
Oh my God!
She's a hot and bothered.
When she's a hot and bother,
don't look at her.
Okay.
But just want to be with you.
She just wants to spend time with you.
Ah, well,
I'm going to be with my friends.
Oh, you want to be with your friends.
Oh, you know what you want your nails?
I don't want to do your nails.
I'm going to do you know.
I also.
I also have a sugar daddy
that makes me.
Sugar daddy.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Okay, what do you want to go to get her response?
What would you like to tell your daughter?
I love
I love
I'm gonna try
Albondigas
I'm more
I'm gonna
a oil
of albondigas
for that's nice
That's more expensive
Yeah
Yeah that's good
That's good
And we love
Hot soup on
And hot day
Melissa
Melissa your mom
Sounds so sweet
Melissa
She does
Melissa
Oh god
What
Let her be
Let her be
Let her be a part of things
We're all
her side now. Do you hear how sweet she sounds?
That is not my mama.
Yeah, it is.
You can't tell because you're all Caliente right now.
My mama don't even like to cook.
Oh, that's what gave me.
Why are you making her two sandwiches?
Exact cooking and making sandwiches.
That's the same thing.
Have her do the thing she likes, Melissa.
Like, if she likes decorating, have her,
she likes posting pictures so much,
have her be the photographer.
Like, have her do things that she likes to do.
Let her get in where she fits in.
Yeah.
No, I think just giving her, like, distancing either myself,
letting her, like, really think about.
Wait, wait, what does she think of that?
If I express my feelings, just, like, in that text message,
if I express my feelings, that's me being grosser.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know.
I want to ask her.
Uh, Signora Mariana,
Dicea that she doesn't want
Now she wants no relationship with you
And maybe you'll learn
Distanceia
Sheena Maria
Distan
Oh my God, I'll talk to be
Shekele of a chiquillo
Back of calente for me
She's hot, yeah
Yeah, yeah
She's like, oh, all of a sudden
She doesn't want a relationship with me
Crazy
Oh my God
Crazy
The mom sounds sad
She sounds sad
Yeah
Mariana, is that
Tristee? Are you sad?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Dicee
She says you're not even her mom.
Wait a pittierchequechew,
do you're in daycare.
Sorry, excuse me.
Oh, yeah, you're in daycare.
We're in the kindergarten.
Miguel,
and get to pay for ya.
Jaden,
Jeter, for a bit.
That's so messed up.
She's calling during nap time, Melissa.
Oh my God.
Can you just forgive her already?
She's crying.
She's crying.
Oh, my God.
Forgive her.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
She said it's okay.
She said you can go to the baby shower.
Okay.
Okay.
You know, no, no, no.
Don't catch a case.
Don't catch A.K.
All right.
Oh, my God.
My stomach is.
Hey, where's concrete at?
Hey, Concrete.
You went to the rest of you.
You just missed it.
Everything, bro.
Did I miss everything?
Yes.
The Maura Marianna,
the mama Melissa called.
No way.
She was crying.
She was crying.
Crying?
Hold on tears.
Oh, my God.
See Melissa?
What you did?
Yeah.
She got a in the
She smacked the preschool.
She smacked the preschool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from,
Ese?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
This is actually crazy.
You know how there's animal stories.
All over the world.
You got Punch over there in that one zoo.
You got the dogs that weren't really,
the dogs on the highway and trying to all of that.
And us over here, we got the black bear that got euthanized, unfortunately.
That's so sad.
A couple of weeks ago.
What?
Yes, it was in the area of, was it Alhambra area, Arcadia area?
He was Arcadia.
Yes, Monrovia.
Oh, wow.
All that little area.
All the Adias.
All the Adias.
Yes, it was up over there, and it had.
swiped at a woman walking her dog because that was the second time they reported that this bear had
quote unquote attacked or seemed very violent towards a human they euthanize the bear against the wishes
of the neighbors who grew up with that bear kind of in their pools and all of that and uh city officials right
however that bear was a mama bear and it had two orphaned cubs right the orphaned cubs had since been
moved to san diego humane society's romano wildlife center
And there's a picture going viral because of the way that the workers look handling the cubs.
The workers have...
Not dressed as a bear.
Bear suits.
Oh, my gosh.
Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram.
That's ridiculous.
So you could see it yourself.
There's a...
So they removed the mama from this planet.
And then they dressed up as the mama for these cubs.
This is like the beginnings of a movie.
I'm not going to lie.
and their plans is to release the cubs back in the same area that the mama was.
But it's like, why?
If they already know, y'all go probably get at them or something happen when they're older.
Yeah.
This is almost the exact plot of the movie Hoppers that just came out, a Disney movie.
And because they pretty much, it's humans that pose as animals.
But no mama was taken.
I saw Hoppers, great movie.
No, not the mama.
but like just the animals like humans posing as animals no it's like avatar it's a little like that too
yeah it's like it's it's it's it's weird like it's like it's it's very i don't like it's yeah of course
it's wrong the cubs are gonna stay in this rehab for several months okay they're gonna be taught survival
behaviors kind of like their mom was trying to show them yeah and then they want to be released back to
they want to release them back into the wild insane that's so like your the killers are raising the kids
think about that.
Oh my God.
Think about that.
You're right.
No, you're right.
Yeah.
But they could have totally just got in the mama bear and the little babies and then the same thing that they're doing and moved them to San Diego wherever they're at.
It kept them there.
No, I know.
But this is wrong.
This is wrong on some of the level.
You have to go look at the photo.
Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram.
It's like a whole like suit.
It's a whole bear.
It's a bear face bear suit.
I do that.
And you think the animals are going to be like, oh yeah.
Hi, Mom.
Mama.
Of course.
No.
It's like you're a furry.
Get out of here.
I let my hair down and
Boo-boo thinks my mom.
What?
Your kids think your mom?
Mm-hmm.
With your hair down?
No, we're not going to do that.
You can't replace someone's mom, okay?
All right?
That make money move.
Say what you want about Lak Kim.
She's doing something really nice.
Keel?
Yeah.
Corday?
You know how she's in the show?
She's in the show All's Fair.
You know the show where she's like a lawyer?
Oh, the one that everybody watches all the time.
The number one TV show.
Can't keep my eyes off of it.
I'm not saying that.
See how mean you are?
I'm just saying the show that she plays a lawyer.
Diana Taylor's in that, yes.
And she's known in the show for wearing some risque lawyer outfits.
Yeah.
Why is she doing that?
Check this photo out.
We got to put it up around.
anybody off with that.
Case one.
On Instagram.
Case one.
All right, explain it.
Guys, explain the outfit.
Well, this makes sense why I don't watch it because who wants to watch that kind of.
Explain the outfit for people.
I want a lawyer that's going to be dressed appropriately, okay?
And now with a G-string hanging out.
Honestly, that she-
Can you explain this outfit for people that can see it?
That lawyer's ass.
Can you explain professional?
That outfit could get anybody off.
Okay.
What kind of off?
Explain the outfit.
Okay, so she's wearing what would be a pencil skirt and it does not fit her behind, her backside.
And so I would say the top layer of a G string is popping out.
Very visible.
Yes, okay.
She seems like she's in contempt of court.
Yes.
Okay.
Well, I believe the whole gist of that show is it's different.
It's women that represent other women and a lot of it is going.
divorce stuff
like settlement stuff
I mean I object
you're erect
I object sorry
she's one of the women
in this car firm
she's like a hard hitting
lawyer all of that
and she dresses up very
provocatively right
so now she's putting
these outfits from this TV show
up for auction
and in real life
she's going to use
all the funds from that
to fund free legal services
for women across Los Angeles
Oh, that's nice.
See?
That's very nice.
So someone is going to get that skirt that you said that was on Kim Kay's body that gave her a wedgie.
Yeah.
So much that her G-strings popping out.
And it will fund a woman that may need it.
It's going to fall into the hands of a creep.
Let's be honest.
It does don't all things?
They're going to sniff it.
They're going to sniff it up.
How much would you pay for that, buddy?
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
$100.
Not interested.
It's fresh.
It's all.
What?
Big said it's precious.
But don't let her sit down on one of these seats.
Vic will be the one to sniff it.
Ew.
What?
That's a different show.
That's a whole different show.
You've done that.
Vic will kill a baby seal for it.
Vic has drank out of someone's water bottle.
I thought it was mine.
Who?
Who said someone?
Water bottles did you drink out?
I thought I thought Sweeties was, I thought it was my water bottle.
No, it wasn't sweeties.
You got Suisse backwash?
On accident.
Had it taste.
It was Cardi's?
It was Cardi's backwash.
And I think he did something with Camilla Cabello's.
Ice spice sat down and he was like, oh, this chair?
I wasn't even here for Ice Spice.
I know.
It was when you came back.
How are you going to tell me for something I wasn't even here for?
Call me Roger Rabbit.
So, yes, you're right.
It will land in the hands of a cream.
That I wouldn't do things like that.
Theo big.
Ew.
Oh.
A lot of us
Cranos.
All right, all right.
You're that guy, Vic.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
