Brown Bag Mornings - 04/01/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🐯 Tiger Woods Speaks & 🤖 Sexy Mona Lisa?!

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES: 🏈 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” reveals the easiest way to casually run into Will Ferrell at the Rose Bowl. 🐯 Tiger Woods gives a major update following his accident, and people are locked in. ⚖️ Judges are apparently “petty maxxing,” and skipping court might cost you way more than you think. 🤖 AI goes too far again—this time turning the Mona Lisa into a viral thirst trap. 🌦️ Concrete Storm taps in with the latest weather before 📞 the Homie Helpline tackles a tough situation involving family beef and a funeral. 💔 Khloé Kardashian admits she punched Lamar Odom, while 🍫 a massive chocolate Easter bunny has people emotional (and needing a hammer). CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:01) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Where to run into Will Ferrell at the Rose Bowl (03:39) Chismation: Tiger Woods breaks silence after accident (07:14) Petty Police: Judges are not playing—court consequences get real (10:09) Scrolling: AI Mona Lisa goes viral as a thirst trap (13:59) The Weather with Concrete Storm (16:34) Homie Helpline: Man debates attending funeral amid family beef (25:26) Chismation: Khloé Kardashian admits hitting Lamar Odom (34:25) Money Moves: Giant chocolate bunny has people stressed Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right, y'all know that I love me some Will Ferrell. Singles coming in town. I love Will Ferrell.

And now I know where his spot to hang out is. And if you like Will Ferrell, you're trying to do like a celebrity siting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know where to go. Okay. First of all, it's April 1st, pay your bills. But the second Sunday of every month, yeah, you know, Khan. reminding me, dog.

Damn. Yeah. Now if you'll get to it, we'll get to it. As you're flexing your chain. All right. Go ponny. Second Sunday of every month, Rose Bowl has the Rose Bowl flea market.

And you go there, they have rugs, they have fancy shirts, they have antique, like, I don't know, furniture, they have jeans that like 7,000 other people wore before you. All of that. And they also have will. Farrell because apparently he's taking

a little step back from acting and is now a seller at that Rose Bowl flea market. No way, I'll buy everything. Right? I've been selling t-shirts at the Rose Bowl swap meet. No way. What do they say? T-shirts and ukuleleys. T-shirts that I thrift, I find them, and I upsell them.

So you have like a little table at the Rose Bowl? Oh. Eucoletles and T-shirts. Cuteness. Brough. Yucalais and T-shirts. You can't know him anymore. I love this guy.

But he also showed me that it's a scam over there, that he's upselling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, for sure. Yeah. He's, yeah. But every time you go there, you're like, okay, I'm getting at the lowest value. Like, I'm going there to thrift to upsell later. Yeah.

Only to know I'm being upsold. I respect to hustle. My sister thrifts and she does a lot of those pop-ups. Amazing. But it's, dude, I don't care. I want to buy a T-shirt from Will Ferrell. Right. And a ukulele.

I don't know how to play it. I don't care if his lips have been on it. Even better. I want him to hand it to me. I want somebody to take a picture. Like a cash exchange. Will Ferrer gave me a ukulele. He didn't give it to you about it.

Nobody has to know that. It just looks like he's handing you. Yeah, he's somebody to take a picture from afar. I could never meet Will Ferrell. I'll be the most annoying fan boy ever. I know way too many of his movies. Way too many quotes. I'll look at him.

The little girl that comes to the victim. I'll tell him, I'm going to climb on you like a spider monkey. Like, I'll go full shaking bake. The meat lover. I don't know what to do in my hands. I'll do all that just within the first 30 seconds and then I'll be escorted away. I got to hear him in Hollywood. He was coming out of a gym.

You know, there's a big old gym in Hollywood right there off of, I think it's like, I don't know, Vine or whatever. This is back like 10, 15 years ago. He was really cool. He was super, super sweaty. And I was like, I don't care. He was a man, I'm sweating. I was like, well, bring it in. I don't care, brother.

Bringing in for the real thing. Bras me very strong, boy. I would have been worse. I would have been worse. I like that this celebrity, we all agree that we, like, shaz out. Oh, yeah. Who doesn't love Will? I love Will Ferrell.

And, hey, now we know his spot every second Sunday of the month. Rollsville flea market. We should all just go and buy the T-shirts. We should go dressed as elves, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're here. We're here for ukulele's and T-shirt. Shout out to Will Ferrell.

By the way, he's said he only makes a few hundred. Yeah. I doubt it. A few hundred? That's a lot of money for a flea market. That is actually. No, not for that flea market. Really?

Yeah, that flea market is. Up to you. Up schizel? All right. Well, find us at the next week market. Hell yeah. April 12. Zool, come here?

Now what's going on? Cheesemation with Angie. Okay, you guys, we have an update with Tiger Woods. If you guys remember, this fool got into a car accident on Friday, flipped his car. He was speeding. He cut off a truck and then he flipped the car and all that stuff, right? Now he did get charged for DUI But now apparently this fool is

Pleading Not Guilty Because he's saying that you know what I'm not I did there's no drugs in my In my case or anything And not only that is he not playing not guilty But he's actually rehiring his 2017 lawyer To represent him From that crash

Oh from the other time he was not guilty Yeah Yeah And it was the same thing that he played He pleaded not guilty and then it turned out to be like a just reckless driving because he fell asleep behind the wheel. And it's always on the verge of a comeback.

Right. He was supposed to come back and play and he was training and then bam. Como like he gets all hyped up. He's like, yeah, let's party tonight. Party. It's party. What was the report that it was oxycodone?

Hydrocodone. Hydrocodone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So apparently like now we're knowing more and more details about it. So apparently Tiger Woods told the cops that he crashed because he looked down at his phone to change the

to adjust the radio. and he said like, oh, I didn't notice that traffic was stopping. That's still illegal. That's why you don't change the radio. Full, no, this fool was speeding already. He was speeding. He was trying to, like, cut off a truck. And then once he cut it off, like, that's when he lost control and flipped it over.

Didn't they say he looked in ebred it or they? Yeah, the cops did say when they got in, like, when they got to the scene, like he looked like he was on something. People's all dilated. And if I'm not mistaken, I saw that he's now getting checked into something or no. Probably rehab or something? Yeah. Yeah. Not guilty, though.

Yeah, he's pretty not guilty. This is totally separate. This is just a, I just felt like a good time to go away. But I need to check in to rehab guys. But I'm guilty. Yeah. I'm not guilty. He's not.

But check this out, though. Because they did find two hydrocodone pills were found in his pocket when he got arrested. Now what that is, it's actually like a severe pain medication. Yeah. So he's pretty much saying like, you know what? Maybe I was kind of like on medication. But not a D.EY. But they were in his pocket.

Okay. So it's all these things. I was just going to take them later when I got home. Yeah, these things. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, I see this statement for reportedly allegedly from him saying he understands the seriousness of the situation, stepping away for a period of time to seek treatment and focus on my health.

This is necessary in order for me to prioritize my well-being and work towards lasting recovery. I don't know that you say that. And then also please not get it. And happened last time. No, no, no, but like one would equal the other, no? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe he's taking like driving lessons or something. I don't know.

Is that a rehab? Treat me? I don't think he'd call it either. Why not just get a drive dog? It goes back to you're a billionaire, buddy. Get a driver. Yes, you're right. He could get a driver, but I told you last time he says that he just wants his privacy.

You can't get litigant committee with other people watching you. I get it. Crazy guy. Yeah, but yeah, no, he's pleading not guilty. He's rehiring the same lawyer that represented him back in 2017. The last car accident. It sucks, man. His cars land more in the rough than his.

balls. I don't know what that means, but I think it's a golf term. That's a great. That's a great golf joke. Thanks, man. I appreciate every golf listener. He needs to put his car in the fairway. He didn't see that.

Well. Golfing terms. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl.

Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty. Petit us. All right, my friend. If anyone has a. court date today or coming up soon. I'm not going to tell you not to go, but I'm just going to tell you if you don't go.

What? Maybe do go. I don't want to advise you against illegal activity by not showing up. I don't want to bench court in your name. But I will warn you, judges are on one. Why, why, why? We just talked about the judge that told the lady that was driving, and she was like, I am in the passenger.

She was driving. And then he's like, no, I'm going to stick it to you. put all these charges on her and put that she liked to me, all of that stuff, right? Mm-hmm. Now there's a judge going viral because he had an issue with his computer, right? So he calls IT in. Like, he calls the court IT. Like, hey, there's issue red dots everywhere or something's blinking or whatever.

And just as it would be, as soon as you bring in the person to look at the problem, the problem goes away. You know, like you ever have your car messed up? You take some kind of there's nothing wrong. Like, there's something, I don't know, I used to have low-key, this is weird. but I felt like something was sticking out on my tummy And then I go to the doctor Try to show the doctor like yeah There's something that's sticking out with tummy

They're like, it's fine I'm just checked it, it's fine I swear to God dog Like when I lay down a ball Kind of just rolls over I swear I thought I was an alien Or when I gave birth They left something in there

It was the whole thing Anyway, go to the doctor Nothing's wrong Anyway, the judge is like There's something wrong with the computer The IT guy goes and he's like No, it's fine Matter of fact starts joking about it

And the judge kicks him out of the courtroom. All right. You have to listen. False alarm. No, it wasn't a false alarm. False negative. Don't choke around. I'm serious about this.

What's happening? I can't. I understand. I'm just saying, I can't see it. We're good. Thank you. Get out of my courtroom. Oh, get out of my courtroom.

Damn. Get out. Get out of my presence, you peasant. Yes, he goes and he's like, hey, false alarm. It's not a false alarm. Look. False alarm. No, it wasn't a false alarm.

False negative. I'm serious about this. What's happening? I can't. I understand. I'm just saying I can't see us. We're good. Thank you.

Get out of my courtroom. I don't know. Something is messing with judges today. Nowadays, they're in a bad mood. And you don't want to be the person that they take their petty out on. Hell no. At all. A courtroom engineer was.

So IT. IT people watch out for real. They need to fix that thorn in his side because he's, man. Go and tell him. Go and tell him that. No, I'm good. I'm good. Go and tell him that.

Go and sell them. I'm good. I'd rather not. All right. Now, Your Honor. Imagine everybody else waiting for their court cases to be heard after that. Oh, hell no. He ruined it.

Yeah, I was here to fight the ticket, but give me, give me, give me, give me, give me what you need. I'll just turn myself in. Scrolling with the homies. I'm about to go back to the year at 1503 if this is what the women sound like back in the days, all right? What? AI made this famous painting come to life and gave it a voice, but the voice is super hot. The Mona Lisa. Oh my.

So the very famous Mona Lisa painting by Da Vinci. Mm-hmm. Somebody threw it in AI and said, this is what Mona Lisa would sound like if she could talk. And this is what it said. Goodjourno. I'm Lisa, Molié de Francesco, Del Jocondo, of Fierence. The Maestro Leonardo me asked to restar firm.

But it's a thing difficult. Yeah, she does so hot. She looks. She looks a little hot. What happened to? her defichele? What was it? No, something about her master.

Play it again, really, played again. Good. Good. I'm Lisa. Moliéi de Francesco Del Giacondo of Fierence. The maestro

Leonardo me has asked to restar firm. But it's difficult not sorrider. Wow.

Yeah, just call this number and you do. It makes Mona Lisa smile. She would kill it. Nice. Yeah, on the party line,

she would kill it, bro. She would kill it. Yeah, that's all. Like, damn, this is what they sell them back in the day? Oh, good. Because she's from Italy, and they put, like, what would an Italian woman with the tone and accent sound like if it was in the 1500s? Mm-hmm. It's like...

Bongiorno, I'm sorry, mollia of Francesco, del Giacondo, of Fierreense. It's a lot different from now, huh? Now I was saying, hey, what the hell are you talking about here? Oh, but it's a hell. What are you talking about it? Where's my cockies. Yeah. And you add a little sexy music to the background and it just makes it sexier.

Now it's a lot different. Now they talk like Snooky. And how did Leonardo da Vinci sound? Like Super Mario or what? It's a me. Leonardo da Vinci. How sexy the girl sounds to the fools. Just, go to America.

That's so crazy. I didn't know like people are misusing AI. Why do we need to know what Mona Lisa sounds like? Because the next step is like now they're going to want to know what Mona Lisa moans like. And that's just too far. Nobody said that. Nobody said that. Nobody said that.

Nobody said that. No, someone did. Vic, you did. Two days in a row. Yeah. Sicko mode. Yeah, yesterday you were dribbling. All right.

All week. Hey, Vic. Oh, hilly. Hand gesture, Vic. Did your girl see that real, by the way? She did, I showed it to her. What did she think? She said the same thing that Con's girl says.

Did you have to do all that? Did you have to? Yeah, I know it's good, huh? You know you've gone too far when your girl's like, really? Yeah. Was that necessary? I can't even post this. My mom's watching.

Think about the kids, our kids when they're in the car. And I'm just like, damn. That part. Damn. Here I go. By the way, speaking of scrolling, go look it up. Roundback Morning's Windows 6 on Instagram to see the hand gesture we're talking about. Yeah, that was wild.

That was wild. But thank you for that, showing us how Mona Lisa sounds. Play you one more time? Yeah. Goodjourno. I'm Lisa. Molié de Francesco. Del Jocondo.

DiGiorentz. The Maestro Leone me has asked to restar firm. But it's a thing difficult, not sorrider. That's crazy. And that's how Lamar Odom got to the Bunny Ranch. It's a new doc.

It is. It is. It came out already. What is that? You'll see. You'll see. You don't, no, you will not see. Maybe Vic has seen.

Okay. The bunny ranch? Of course you do. Oh, that, no. No, no. Let's get to the weather. And now, the weather. Oh, hell the dog.

With concrete storm. Peritos, it is going down for the weather. Wednesday, April 1st, and all this is real. Perritos. First, we checked the view in the city of La Mirada. I'm going to hit you with my stick and take out the candy like a piada. 71 and 51 and 58 degrees, 45% chance of rain. What?

Is that you moning? Talking about stuff. I know, but I'm six, so it doesn't sound right when I'm right. You sound the same. And what do you mean? This is true. The other ones haven't been? Yes.

Well, I don't want people to think that this is not true because it's April 1st and it's Oh, yeah. We can't talk about that. You know what I'm saying? Don't talk about that. Next, I tried to holler at the showty all in the city of Mentone. That perfume be wearing, baby. Got me all Manson.

What? What city? Mentone. Mentone. 67 degrees and 53 at night. Menson. With 57%. 57% chance of rain.

Now we throw on a sweater in the city of Pico Rivera. I swear today, Perro doesn't feel like primavera because it's a little rainy out there. Yeah, it rains in spring. Does it? Yeah, April showers bring me flowers. That's how you get flowers out here. I don't know. I barely woke up.

58 degrees, 71, 505.45 chance of rain. Lastly, we hit the exit pump in the city of Blythe, because last thing you want to do here is spending. What? I love it when he reacts to Before he says it Because that wasn't supposed Say it What is to say?

No, it's because I love it We don't go a run through of this Lastly we hit the exit And pump gas in the city of Blythe Because the last thing you want to do There is spend the night That's not bad

It's just that I read it wrong It's not too bad You know It's gonna be 83 and 64 degrees there guys Oh it's gonna be hot there Yeah And tomorrow's weather overall, guys,

tuning at 715 to find out. Tomorrow when it's already whether it's not to be raining anymore. It's going to be in the high 70s, in the low 70s tomorrow. It's going to be chilly. High 70s in some places. Low 70s and other places.

Did it rain while you were horseback riding? It didn't. It didn't. It didn't. It was probably like the best day to go. You guys been horseback riding yesterday? Yeah, it was great. I told you, that's why I needed the tomorrow weather.

Wow. Yeah, it was a great time. It was. It was fun. My name's concrete. Yeah, I'm here from Brownlee morning. I'm here from Brown & Morning. Your Prong-106 today.

That's cool. Today. Where are you at tomorrow? Back here again tomorrow. Who knows? Who knows? I am feeling sick. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help? We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. AJ needs our help. AJ hit us up and said, Hello, Brown back.

My name is AJ from. New Jersey. Oh, AJ from New Jersey. So I need you to help. AJ, do you sound like that? Oh. What are you doing? Hey, Jay.

Hey, Jay. Hello? Ew. What are you doing? Am I on? Yes. What are you doing? Nothing.

I was just waiting. Why are you? Why are you breathing hard of Vicks? Sorry, it's because I'm sick. I'm breathing through my mouth. It breathing through his mouth, huh? He doesn't sound like you guys are talking. But he had one of his closest names, close friends, his name was Polly.

Yeah. And you got a problem. We need to help him, all right? All right, let me go through the story. Yeah, please, but do it right because it can't be allergic to New Jersey accents. He's sneaking up a storm over there. He said, hello Brown. He said, hello, Brown back.

My name is AJ from New Jersey. So I need your help. day, one of my closest friends, Polly, passed away. It hit me hard. He was a kind soul. We played football together in high school. We were like brothers. Like brothers. Like brothers. Paulie? His cousin Mike and I. Me and Mike were super close. That was my right hand. My best friend. We started working together. We worked for the parks department and he wanted to move up the ladder. And became the shop snitch. He started saying I would take longer breaks than I was supposed to. And

Eventually, after all his snitching, I was fired. So, was that guy, yeah? Every time you do a New Jersey? Contonis just me. Are you okay? He's allergic to that accent. Okay, my bad. All right.

He said, it was on site whenever we saw each other. After fighting him several times when we ran into each other, I reached the point in my life where I was done with the drama, so I tried apologizing and being the bigger man. But he said, F that, it's on. sight and his little posse had the same feeling. I don't want to run into that, I don't want to run into that issue again, especially at a funeral.

At the same time, though, I'm not a punk dog, so I'm not going to let them try something and me not do anything. Do you think it's better if I pay my respects to Paulie after his burial, or do I just say F it and go to the funeral? You air that thing out, bro. The funeral? No. What?

Oh, whoa. Cheese. All right, what you got to do first? Go down to the deli, all right? Get yourself a chopped cheese. Oh, my God. Let him, let him. Can you start sneezing?

Can you just pretend sneeze? And you pull it to your buddy's funeral, all right? I'm allergic to. Ask for Pauly. Tell him you got a problem. Nobody's going to enjoy me on this. No. I'm just listening.

It's good. I thought it was good. I thought it was good. I thought of all. We got to let you drown right there. Oh. All by you. I thought it was good, Greg.

Of course you did. I had a problem with you guys now, too. You're all getting concrete shoes. All right. Good morning, Jose in Hollywood. What's the Jose? What's the fight record? That's all I got to know, dog.

He's down. He's got to even that out. That is a good question. Hey, bro, what's the fight record out of the three fights, AJ? One one was. Wait, well, yeah, there's three that happened. Okay. Oh, okay.

One-1-1. You won, he won, and it was a draw. Any knockouts? You got a referee? Sounds like it. What did the draw look like? Is the draw really a win on his end, but you don't want to call it? That's because everybody jumped in, so.

Oh, that was like a whole brawl. Was that the TGI Fridays? Yeah, that was the T-J-I Fridays. Yeah, you can't really get it off there. I'm wondering, if you're the other full, would you want to be up? Would you not like that it's tied? All right. Jose, you got the record already.

1-1-1. Yeah, you got to go, dog. And if he, if he, if he, if he, if he, if he, if he, if he, if he wants to, you better serve his ass. Okay. But avoid, avoid, avoid confrontation at all costs because, you know, you got to respect their homie. And especially if you got the blessing from his dad, bro, you got to go, bro. Because that means you were, you were close with the family and like, you know, that's how it is.

I've also lost a lot of family and a lot of friends. And that's the last time we're going to see him, bro, you got to send them off right. And let him know, you love him. And, you know what I mean? That's kind of, you know, how you live your life, boy, who showed up your funeral. A one last fight for your homie. No. He wanted them to get along.

Yeah. The homie that passed away, Polly wanted them to get along. Angie in Huntington Park, Angie, we're talking to our guy, AJ. AJ wants to know if he should go to the funeral or maybe attend later on in the funeral or not even go of his homie. Polly that passed away. Polly's cousin and AJ, they beef it. They fought three times. It's snitching stuff.

It's work stuff. and even though he's tried to like fix things it's not fixable it seems so he's wondering this is going to be the next time i see him the last time we saw each other we fought will we fight again uh angie what's up hi buenos a yes goodosia good as yes morning talk to us mamasita i um i just woke up so i'm barely getting the context but i think i think he needs to go they need to go i have speaking from personal experience I'm a widow and my husband, but not recently, almost three years ago, but for his funeral, that he had cousins.

He was a little bad boy, so he had his little clique. And there was his cousins with other of his friends that were from separate crews, we'll say. And they squashed it that day, just for the day. They squashed it. They were all, you know, respectful and cordial. and respect to my husband. Everybody got along with him, even though there was beef between.

But yeah, they need to go. They need to go show of respect. Okay, and what happened? So did they go or what? No, Angie, everything was good. Everything was good. All right. Angie, who's the ones that you knew, like,

hey, these fools hate each other, it's rivals, they'll fight, but, like, they kept. I knew it was one of my husband's best friends with one of my husband's husband's, their cousins and they don't se carean for nothing that sucks

they were they I think they got down too but you know what they they both carried my husband's casket right there the only thing is that they said I'm not going to wear the the t-shirt

the the t-shirt with his face because on the back they had his crew oh okay I'm not going to wear that because okay A part of that, but

No, not a biker, no. Okay. No. He was a gang member. Oh, yeah, they need a good. Pretty cut and dry there, brother. You didn't catch that. I even got it.

I even got it. He was the main head, too. Yeah. You know, that was a t-shirt or a sin. Charlie. Don't look at me, little poop. Yay. So they were the pallbearers.

They were able to to do that for him. Yeah, they did that for him. Nice. For the one who passed away, they showed their respect. Yeah. They squashed all the,

all the extras, all the things that happened. Yeah, they put their... For the day. For the day. Let's get it on. Yeah. That's all. Thank you so much.

See, you have to. You show respect. Yeah, you put that aside for the day. Just for the day. I could just see them on both sides of the casket and just like pushing on. Yeah, no. The next day, I'm going to put you on a t-shirt as soon. No.

No. You're done. That's wild. What size are you? We're both going to be on T-shirts. Mine's going to say free me Oh Yours is going to say

RIP Oh Wow AJ go to the funeral Don't be a P word All right AJ I know you hear me

Hey mouth breather Go Go to the funeral fool Go All right I'll go That's it Update us

Let us know Yeah We did it We did it We actually help somebody We actually help somebody everybody. Do it come here?

Now what's going on? She's Mation with Angie. Okay. Lamar Odom has a new Netflix documentary called Untold the Death and Life of Lamar Odom. It's actually out right now. It came out yesterday.

I saw it. And Chloe, which is his ex, like they were together for what seven years? Chloe Kardashian. Chloe Kardashian. She was in, she was part of the documentary, right? And in it, she's like opening up about the time like when they were like struggling with their marriage, how like his

drug addiction was really emotional like it was an emotional strain on her, right? And so she recalls his one moment. If you guys remember back in like 2015, he had a really bad relapse. Like he was found unconscious out in Vegas because he was

druged out. Yeah. He was dead for three days? Yeah, he was in coma. So she's opening up about that saying like pretty much like at that time they were not in the best of terms like she was going to file for divorce and things like that. But she put his her whole life and pause to take care of him and she found him doing something that made her want to punch him listen i remember stopping by the house and i smelled crack i remember slowly

tiptoeing up to stairs he was in his bedroom sitting on the edge of the bed smoking and i just punched him in his face crazy yeah but after watching it was crack yeah after watching it you kind of understand because she like put him up in a house. She did. She like did the most for him. He was playing like he was more incapacitated than he was after what he went through. So the timeline is pretty crappy for her. The stuff that gets told in that documentary, she used to go to hotel rooms where he was clearly cheating on her with other women. Yeah. Right. She used to go to those hotel rooms and clean up all the remnants of his drug use because he knew the cleaning

staff, she knew the cleaning staff could sell that story. What? So she would go clean up after She's like, I was an enabler without knowing I was enabling. I just thought I was making sure the public doesn't see. She's keeping his image clean. Yes. Yeah. And then she, they did an intervention. And they told her, go in there and tell him, if he doesn't go to treatment for three months, you're going to divorce him.

So she does that. And he's like, all right, give me the papers. Let's get divorced. And she don't want to get divorced. Bluffed. And then he. And then after that is when he got, he went to that ranch. Yeah.

The Brothel. The love ranch. Yeah. He had taken like 12 erectile. He took 12 rhinos. Yeah. Not rhinos, but like rhinos. 12 of them, apparently you're only supposed to have one.

And then did drugs on top of that, foaming out the mouth, all of that, going to jail, going to a coma. She takes away like that she petitioned for divorce, clearly because of the intervention, took it out, then got with him, put him up in an Airbnb or something. Yeah, near her house. He was acting like he couldn't talk. and he was acting like he couldn't move. She shows up, he's smoking. Yeah. The whole time he could talk.

So that's in the way. Oh my God. So then she's like, get out of here. Yeah. That was like, that's why I'm like, I get it. I don't even think anybody was like, no, that doesn't deserve it. No, you deserve for faking like your worst. Not tomorrow, but I can't believe it.

No, I know, but just for the fact that she completely put her life on hold. Yeah. She's a busy person. She makes money, you know, any one of us putting our life on hold. for four months is insane. You know what I'm saying? Loving him so much. He's cheating on her,

doing drugs, all of this. You would do anything for the person you love. Yeah, and she was covering it up. Covering it all up at the time. That's insane. And so in the documentary, she's talking how frustrated she was when she did find him doing that.

I just put my life on hold to take care of you. How did you get this? You can't talk? Well, lo and behold, he had a phone. He was better than I knew. He was playing me. so I can continue this lifestyle for him. That sucks, me all, you know.

And he's part of the doc, too. He's like, yeah, I just want to get high. Yeah. He's in the doc, too, saying his stuff too. Yeah. He told the first thing he met her, yeah, I just wanted to F. Yeah, he said that. Then he even made it seem like he wasn't even really, like, with her for the right

reasons. Yes, I just want to be famous. I feel like if I married her, I would become A-list. That's why they got married in 30 days. It was, bro. That's crazy. They were married for seven years. He's the top.

Before that, he felt he wasn't. Well, but that's the psyche of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though you are the fact that he felt that he wasn't. Dude, there's only 400 positions in the NBA. You are not even 1%. You're like a fraction of a 1% of the people that actually make it to be an NBA player. And at the Lakers.

And make millions to get paid to play a recreational sport. He was saying, like, they had a reality show. He's the one that wanted it. Like, she's like, I wanted us to be private. And he was like, Like I wanted the cameras like he wanted to be it's LA it's Ritzy. Cope's very famous. I want to be like that.

Yeah. Like Con was saying I know like Lamar Odom as a Laker. I don't know him as dating Kim. There's some people that know him as Lammy. Lammy. That's what she called him. That's crazy. And he likes that.

Like he was like Lamar, you do you're Lamar Odom. You know Lamar? Yeah. He wasn't a scrub in the NBA. He wasn't. Like you know how hard it is to be in the NBA? Not only that, but you know how hard it is to be a. great player in the NBA,

it's, dude, it's astronomical. You know, you do get to learn and definitely go watch this talk. It's out right now on Netflix. He had lost his,

well, his father wasn't around in his life. No. Matter of fact, his father came in when he was in that coma and was like,

yeah, take him off life support because he knew like he would be a beneficiary to things. And Chloe was like, no. No.

I'm still married to this fool. I'm going to make the decisions. Let's figure that out. But his mom passed away when he was 10. He had a child

that passed away when he was months old. So there's these things that happen to his life and things happen to all of us in life. But it seemed like he used those as reasons for why he is the way he is. To relapse left. You know? I'm an addict, but look what happened to me. Yes, I'm cheating, but look what happened to me.

All of those things. It's a lot. It's very, he's very damaged. He even said, like, after, like, the night he lost his kid, he went to go party. He was partying the night before. Yeah, it was like, it was a lot. Honestly, it was like, I never want to watch that documentary again. Yeah, you did say that.

You see him differently. He was so honest. He was too honest. He was not even trying to like a like kite for himself. He's been like that in a lot of interviews where you're just like, oh. Okay. Okay. Damn.

Okay. I'm going to say all that. All right. You know how like how documentary ends and you're like, wow. Like he really turned it around. Yeah. No. It's like in her monologue.

No, it's the same thing. It's just, it's just in a pool. Guys, I'm hot right now. That's so sad. That's how it is. He tells the producers, all right, I'm going to go to Vegas. Like, he was telling him like, like, oh, my God. Angie.

But I mentioned Kobe earlier. Yeah. Kobe actually helped Chloe Kardashian. So you know when 2015, when he did relapse and he was in a coma at the hospital, right? Apparently Kobe, I didn't know this. Kobe actually flew out to Vegas to pretty much help out Chloe in the decision of like whether we should, if Lamar should actually get this surgery done or not. Because apparently the doctors had told him like there's a 10% chance that this surgery will work.

Otherwise, he might just die on the table. Kobe went up to there and was like, hey, whatever you decide. like I'm just here to support you. Like they all, all his teammates, and that's what you see with Lamar. All his teammates really loved him. Yeah. Like you see them just really just thinking about him. Yeah.

I love Kobe for 10% chance of making this shot. He could do it. Let's shoot it. Yeah, right? Come on, Coco. Come on. We're going to take the shot. Yeah.

And then it went in. You know, he made it. He made it, obviously. And Angie, you're saying relapse. I don't think he ever stopped. No. It's not a relapse. He just, it was an overdose and it would.

Yeah, no. He was found a contract. in the comments every days. It's insane that he's on a documentary just like yeah. Like nothing. Like whatever.

If for the audacity alone you need to see it for how he's speaking up about it and besides Chloe he had a previous relationship he has kids that are in it talking about how not present he was as a dad and him kind of just being like yeah like they're that's true

like I was insane. It's a tough yeah it's like it's a tough watch. Yeah and now you see Chloe a lot different because I'm even thinking I'm like fool like come on like this girl held you down. Chloe Kardashian is a writer. For real. And then even thinking like a couple of what last year is when we saw Lamar having like a doll mate

to look like her? To look like her. It's like, well, like you're still not over whatever. No, I think he is over it. I think he just likes the attention from what that doc tells you. Yeah, because he wants to be able to do. Yeah. And poor Chloe, man, go through all that and then just end up with Tristan Thompson just cheating

every day. It was crazy. Oh, she's pregnant. I felt so bad. She's a great person. She needs Olympia. Incredible person. She needs Olympia.

That's my thing. Does anyone get this reference? Does anyone get this reference? Why are you crying? The chocolate bunny? No one? Yes. Yes, George Lopez.

Come on. Come on. You know your comedy? Yes. Why are you crying? Yeah, from White crying. Yeah, from White crying. Classic.

Oh, I know it. What is that to do it? What part? Like, who is he talking to that? His nephew No, his grandma His grandma His grandma talking about

The guy that she was dating And they're like Ugh and he's like Why he's crying in a chocolate bunny? That's funny Yeah, all right Classic All other people

Are gonna cry over A chocolate bunny This one's coming from Costco Costco is just like What economy y'all Spend this bread over here They have A $140

Chocolate Easter Bunny That's it That's 10 pounds. You need a hammer to eat it. What? Yes. Check out what it looks like.

Brown Mac Morning is 10. It's a giant bunny. It is 10 feet tall. Oh, my. Wow. No way. That's two of me. Oh, 10 pounds.

10 pounds. 10 feet. So 10 feet for 140 bucks? I was about to go buy right now. 140 bucks. That's a lot. For a 10 pound giant chocolate bunny. I might get that because I, I'm task.

to do the baskets this year. Oh, that's a good surprise. In here, let's go, yes. What in here? Right here. You're gonna make us Easter baskets? Why? Can you make mine like a Disney princess?

And what theme do you want, Vic? Marvel. Fantastic four. Angie, what do you want? Your theme? Oh, Pachaco. Pachaco. Oh, Sanrio.

Greg? Hot wheels. Hot wheels. You got it, Dad. You got it, Dad. You got it. Come on. Thanks, Pappi.

Come on. We can't wait to try the chocolate bunny for my children we are your kids here daddy you are old you're you're a papa a papa you heard Vic say to go to your room guys it has a hundred fifty one servings that's what it takes bro my that's a lot made of milk chocolate white chocolate and dark chocolate this is a thick old bunny you guys it's a thing do you guys remember the the kisses they still have them the big kisses oh yeah yeah I I thought that was doing it big.

Me too. This chocolate bunny is insane. Yeah. It's a lot of chocolate going to waste. Nobody's eating the whole thing. No, it's for sure. My kids are, let me tell you. But no one eats the whole thing of the regular big chocolate bunny.

Not going to lie, same. Yeah. I've never ate the whole chocolate bunny. Yeah, what do you do? It just melts weird. Yeah. And those are hollow inside. This one doesn't seem like it's hollow inside.

Oh, you're right. It's 10 pounds. All right. Trip to Costco, you ready for you? Yeah. And then we can go have lunch outside. Oh, yeah. Hot dogs for everybody.

I'm down. Thanks, Dad. Wow, you're so nice. I can't wait. April Fool's. We're not supposed to do any April Fool's jokes. Yeah, did you not get the email? You can get the email.

Fools you are. Fools, you are. No, you have to do what you said. We're not allowed to joke like that. Thanks. All right. Highlights of brown bag.