Brown Bag Mornings - 04/06/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 😡 Funeral Theft Rage & 🎤 Cardi B Steps In

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES: 😡 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” dives into a crazy funeral theft situation that has everyone heated. 🤦‍♂️ Deadpool and Fortnite catch heat over an *NSYNC dance, all thanks to one major hater move. 🎤 Cardi B surprisingly calls for peace, telling fans to back off BIA. ♟️ Petty Police reminds us pettiness is a strategy, not a reaction. 📱 Viral sisters take over the timeline with a whole new vibe, while 🌦️ Concrete Storm taps in with the forecast. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets deep as Derek debates saving his sister’s birthday after their mom spent the money on Botox instead. 🏫 Plus, a local school in Cerritos is being called one of the best, and 🎤 J. Cole vs TDE chatter starts heating up. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:02) Don’t You Know I’m Local (03:13) Chismation (06:00) Rapsheet (07:49) Petty Police (10:48) Scrolling (15:01) The Weather with Concrete Storm (16:31) Homie Helpline (21:24) Don’t You Know I’m Local (24:58) Rapsheet Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? This got to be one of the saddest stories that I've seen. I know people will be out here scamming, like on special days and stuff, but not something like this.

Imagine you're on a freaking funeral, bro. How do I? Jesus. Speak about. Incredible song. And someone is going in your car stealing things. Oh, my. Damn.

Yeah, man. That's what's happened over in Paris, California. Authorities are saying there, and people were reporting that during funerals, something was going on in their cars. They go back to their car. You know how you park it? You don't really see any. Like, you're trying to just get parked, situated, go to the funeral.

People are going in stealing credit cards, stealing phones, stealing anything that people left inside their cars. Yeah. And then doing identity theft on them afterwards. Oh, my gosh. That's horrible. That's terrible. So you just lost somebody now.

you lost your debit card, your ID. Oh my God. Your identity maybe. Yep. So there is a man that's been arrested after allegedly stealing these belongings from people's cars, but there could be more victims out there. The Riverside County Sheriff's Department, they announced that starting in March of this year, several people reported those thefts while attending funeral services at a local cemetery.

They didn't say what cemetery, but it is Riverside County and it is Paris, California, that this stuff happened. So the parish sheriff's station, they did arrest somebody, a 47-year-old named Kurt Gruen. And if you out there suspect any of your stuff being stolen during a funeral service, make sure you reach out. I hope he bought his own casket. Yeah. They're the worst. These are the worst.

Because thieves are the little buildup on the side of your lips. He's just want to wipe off. You get that? You should wipe it off. Yeah. Don't leave it there. Don't leave it there. No, it sucks because you're there.

you're super vulnerable already it's a sucky feeling you're not in good spirits imagine walking back to your car and you're either your windows broken or someone opened the door and took stuff out oh they got me it doesn't feel good it's no you always feel like a sense of like what is it like you feel violated when your car gets broken into it's the it's just doubling up on kind of like that really bad feeling of the day yeah Kurt plan your own funeral out job their hands off yeah and like they usually have like the big funeral stickers on them too so now oh you're right if that's like a scheme like now thieves are all looking at like oh the funeral tag let's go to work guys like that's terrible bro and get this one they did go to stop the guy because they knew

who it was they had investigated and everything he led them on a police chase to more than 22 miles and then they got him they got him guys well good yeah they got him but there still might be a victim so yes they are the parish sheriff station is saying if you were affected by this or think you know someone who has i'm going to give you You give you the number to call them. Please do not prank, call them. Just call them for real, for real. It's 951-21-1-1,000.

All right, 951-210,000, all right. I don't want that stuff to happen. No, that's terrible. Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? Cheesmation with Angie. You guys, this dancing dance. Baby, bye, bye, bye, bye.

I don't want to be a fool. Back Street Boys fan over here, though. But regardless of the allocation. Yes, no, this is that scene. This is bye, bye, bye, dance. It's actually costing some legal drama, you guys. So apparently the choreographer, his name is Darren Hanson, is suing Sony Music Entertainment because Sony.

Sony. Sony licensed his choreography without his permission to, like, Deadpool and Fortnite. Yeah, it's in Deadpool, the recent one. And all the kids know that dance, not like how we know it from the music video. of NSYN, but because of Deadpool. Yeah.

So now apparently this guy, the choreographer, he's saying like, A, A, A, like, Sony never told me that they were going to use it, nor did I ever give him that permission to use it. So he's going up against Sony and saying, pretty much suing them. No way. Yeah. But at the same time, like, you made that in like, what, 97, 98, whenever that was, 2000. And Fortnite didn't exist. PS5 didn't exist.

All these, like, things like that didn't exist. so it's like, of course they didn't get permission for something that didn't exist yet. Yeah, but his thing is saying, like, I never signed the right of waste to Sony or the crew of the rights. You could. You could have licensed a contract. Yeah. You can license for dance. Maybe.

Maybe it's there, but it's in other, like, it's another writing, you know? I don't think so. I think he was just a work for hire. Hey, I want you to choreography this music video. Okay, cool. All right, here's your money. Go along your merry way. There was no sort of, like, licensing.

You can't license me. I'm doing Dougier or not. You can't license that. That's not the Douggy. Yeah, that was right. Yeah. You were doing the double touch. You were holding.

Whatever, regardless, whatever the dance is that I can do, you can't, you couldn't have licensed it in the 90s. Like, now it's a thing. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like Michael Jackson for show licensed the Mouac. Yeah. What? Who could do it besides him, no. But like, I feel like you could, like it existed that you could.

I don't know. I don't trust you're happening. But I would say that this low key helped your dance stay relevant. That is true. You're right. The dance is now in the new. Whatever, is it Gen Alpha now? Yeah.

The kids, they love that. No, you're right. I mean, I know he even won like an MTV award for Created the Dance. So he's like, okay, I've been recognized. Like, people know me, I created the dance. And this is the first time we see someone trying to actually sue a company for a choreography. Wow. So we'll see how that.

You'll see if it works out. Wow. And let me patent my bunny hop then. I don't know. I don't think anybody wants to do that. Oh. Yeah. Well, you're on that one.

Just in a hundred years. Did you do it on Easter? I didn't. Then you're messing well. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. There I go. Rap sheet. Let these set go.

Okay, Cardi B is like confusing us Cardi B fans because all we know off this song. Go, Cardi. Yeah, you are. This is a diss to be a. Hell yeah. We know that like, like, she tells us who the up is and we're like, okay, she's the up. Right? She even has the name five be a song.

point right jean bow you're dead right yep i think it's gonna probably yeah if i bea songs gonna point it to your head bow i'm dead okay this for show it this to bea now bea she's a rapstress and she's from boston cardi b was over in boston this weekend and after she performed pretty and petty which clearly has the disses to bea she then tells the crowd to leave bia alone don't bully that girl on social media don't bully you that girl on social media.

Precise to say she might want to F me up after this, but it's up and it's stuck. I don't care. Listen. She won't want to be the shit on me. I was a thing. I'm confused, Cardi. I thought we don't like her. And then you're saying don't bully her.

Which one is it? Yeah. We were going because of you. We're riding for you. What? Or is it like reverse psychology. Maybe. Like don't bully her because in case you do.

I don't want to be held liable. I think it's that. Smart girl. Or nobody bully her online. Leave it to me. Yeah. Don't pull your online

Leave it right here It's like Don't do it but do it Yeah Yeah And then Low key she sold out In Boston

That's the city Like Bia Like Yeah Poor thing Poor thing All right That's the sound

That's the Petty Police You're petty You're petty I'm being petty Petty Petty girl Pretty and a

Petty is Pretty Pretty much All right Let's talk about This guy Name Magnus Carlson All right

We don't know him. He's basically the LeBron of chess. He's really good. All right. Yeah, he's from Norway, became a grandmaster at just 13 years old. All right? And he was like the world chess champion for like a decade. He's known for being one of the greatest players ever, like genius level.

And he'll show up to his matches like 0.1 second before it starts and still win. That's what he's known for. Really? Yeah. So he'll be super late. I love that. You know that. Yeah.

Of course you would. That's what he goes viral for. He'll literally show up like, like, it's about to start. He sits down probably about a minute into the game. He's like, I won. I won? Yeah. All right.

Okay, so this fool, like, loki wins even before the chess game starts. Because just like you said, I think he has these little moves that mess with the mind of the opponent. Because imagine you're being the opponent and you're just like waiting for this fool. Yeah. He pops in, no conversation at the end. He just beats you in under a minute. Yeah. Crazy.

Well, life is chess for him. Well, check this out. Because he's going viral. You check out the video, Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram. I just told you, LeBron of Chess. right so he was playing a woman in uh in germany they were in a competition right before the match starts she's clearly excited lebron of chess she asked him for a selfie he takes the selfie really smile and be like oh yeah sure take this picture then stands up goes to the fish show and be like

hey she has a phone huh because apparently you're not supposed to have phones like cheating rules all of that she had to put it away in her purse after she took the selfie but then she had to turn over her phone so imagine like you feel embarrassed and then you're you're like, what the hell, bro. You just snitched on me, all of that. Of course he ends up winning the match. He wins. Yeah.

Of course he got in her head. He won before it even started. Yeah. Got in her head. He's smart like that. Ruthless. Yeah, I would have done it too. I'd have reported you.

Like, that's an easy win. Boom, that's it. That's crazy. Well, the funny part is he was probably going to win anyway. Yeah. Yeah. This was just to add on top of it. He didn't need to do all that.

Now he lost the fan. I'm pretty sure the girl hates him now. It's like, oh, I don't even want the selfie anymore. Right. Well, she posted the selfie. Oh, that's how we've seen it. You could see it, Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram. Yeah.

Phones are strictly banned, but because they don't want people to cheat. I don't know how she could have cheated with it in her purse. But I guess it does that and like anything. Easy win. Easy win. Come on now. I'll take that any day. Brother, when did you learn about him, Greg?

Because there was a whole thing about like who could beat him. Nobody could beat him and then some other like popular streamer played against them and actually won. Oh, that might be fake. No, it was real. Because that guy's dedicated his life to beating him. To beating this guy. Yeah. So he finally beat him and then he raged.

Like he raged and went crazy. Poor thing, man. You got to check out the video. Brown Magmourney's 106 on Instagram of this guy, Magnus. Being Magnus Petty. He's really good. Scrolling with the homies. These nuns.

Oh my God. You said something else. These nuns? Got him. These nuns. Sisters. Called the Dominican sisters are going viral right now. Not the ones that Jose searches.

No, not the... The Mama of La Mama of La Mama of La Mama of La Mama of La Mama de la Mama. They're not Dominican. They're actually from Michigan. Wait, okay. They're the Michigan? No, the reason that they're called the Dominican sisters is because they were founded in 1216 by Dominican the Guzman.

Their Catholic Mendocant religion order or something like that. You don't know what you're... Yeah, I'm like, what? Jose had to put me on game on that. He knows the whole Dominican. He knows Dominican sisters and stuff like that, apparently. I don't think it's the same Dominican sisters. Yeah, I don't think it's the same ones, though.

But, yeah, that's what Jose had to tell me. He gave me the information. I was like, all right, cool. But the reason that they're actually going viral is because they don't sound like, they like, hey girl, hey sister. They sound like they're Gen Z, but they're actually like 40 years old. I want you to listen to this. Mary is so uncomplicated.

And we are. Sister, yes. And so I, you know, we, through our consecration to Mary that our community makes. That's how they sound. Wait, what's about to happen right now? They have a whole podcast sounding like this. It's a pod talking about Jesus Christ. Sister.

So you have a PhD. I do. Wow. Amazing. It is. And it's like, yeah, I do. Weird. I think you expected them to be like, hello.

Yeah. Yeah. Like from, what is it? What's the movie that would be Goldberg's in? And she's a nun? Sister. Like those type of nuns. Yeah.

No, they sound like tea. I heard of one sister for lunch. She tried to drive the speed limit, like the whole time. So she gave up speeding. Yeah, she gave up speeding. And she's like, I want to like work on having a more like a contemplative pace of life. So that's drastic. Depending where you live, that might actually be a safety hazard.

Yeah, they sound really young like. No, they're in the 30s, 40s. That's young. That's young. You're annoying. Okay. To be talking like this. Your Fides being your 30s 40, shut up.

To be talking like this. Mary is so uncomplicated. And we are. Sister, yes. Yeah, nuns call each other's sisters, bro. Yeah. The way that they're saying is very Gen Z. Very Gen Z.

That's Gen Z. He wants them to sound like, hey, yeah. Let's talk about the word of God. First of all, I was already disappointed that they didn't sound like, Mama, Mama, because they're called the Dominican sisters. You're expecting that. Weird. You're a weird man.

Bro. How did you? You push, guys like you push them into sisterhood. And they start dancing to the mama. No, they don't they. What I want to know is what Greg searched

in order to find these nuns. Yes. I was looking at the Dominican sisters. A mama della, Mama della, Mama della. He expects something way there. It was.

I like it though because it feels like every message, it's the same message, but it comes to you through different messengers. And there's someone that maybe talks like Gen Z that now will get closer to the message because these sisters are having a pod. And they sound like. Dallas.

So sir, yes. Well, you want her and call you her daddy. Oh. That's the same thing. Basically, they sound the same.

What do you want? What content do you want? I'd rather have call her daddy. Of course. I think it would be funny, though, just to hear them, like,

if they were more Gen Z, it's like, so then Jesus said clock it, like, you know? Yeah. That would be pretty entertaining. Over 10 million views and their and their TikTok account now,

over 100,000 followers. Wow. Wow. I wonder if that's for the Lord. Because they have to give up a lot of stuff. So if they monetize it, they have to give it to the Lord? I'm pretty sure. Wow, monetize for the Lord.

The Padres behind there or whoever. I don't have to give it all, just 10%. I think for them they have to give up like all of their worldly possessions and all of that. Oh, dang. For the nuds? Yes. I'm pretty sure you have to. They don't get to keep none?

Ha. Ha. It's good. All right, thanks. Thank you. Thank you. Boom. And now the weather

With concrete storm But it's going down for the weather Monday, April 6th. First, we're off to the dash-rise city of Manabello Where Cholos make it and become Firméle. 80 degrees at 602 at night. Next, I window shop at the mall and serritos. I rock around with a lids bag drinking the water in Pepino. 78 and 62 degrees.

Yesterday, the road, the Lord roast for everyone. And in Camarito, even Cholosuriposing pics. We're in Amarillo. 75 and 57. Can I get a dash right for the Lord? That's right. He's back. Lastly, we hit the city.

I can't afford to live in Downey. These prices are so high. They're pounding me. What? Whoa. What? That didn't even sound right. No, they're pounding.

These high prices pounded me, dog. That's crazy. 79 and 62 degrees at night. Perritos. Montabello, 80 and 62 at night. Cerritos. 78 and 62, Camarillo, 75 and 57, and Downey, 79 and 62, Peritos, this is your boy, Con, Con, from Bob McMornings.

Our 5106, let's go. Khan, that sounds so nice, the weather, but it's still so cloudy, it is, like, sprinkly. It's just a little overcast right now, but we should be good. We should be good by, like 9 a.m. 9 a.m. You promise? You promise? Much of gratitude. There's like a hell of storm.

Yeah, I know. Twister out here. I promise. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for the homie help line. Derek needs our help. Derek. Derek's mom got Botox instead of a birthday party for his younger sister. She called him super upset. The sister did and said, you know, mom spent all her birthday money on Botox for herself. And then he called his mom, see what's going on. She started crying, saying, you know, she feels bad about herself as a woman.

You wouldn't understand. All this stuff. So now he's stuck. He wants to know whether he should step in and, you know, do something special for her birthday, save it, essentially. Or just let the mom deal with it. So she finally stops being irresponsible, hopefully, maybe one day. Let's go to Jorge in Pukoi, Me Hills. What's up, Jorge?

What's up, Jorge? Good morning, Brumbe. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Talk to us. Homih, Jorge. Talk to us.

What should Derek do? He needs to put his big brother pants on. He needs to figure it out and do the party because it's not, of course, it's not the daughter's fault. But at the end of the day, a 16 is such a pivotal age. You know, she seems like she's a good kid that are going to throw a party for a 16. She's going to have resentment towards her mom. So either he invested in the party today.

He was going to be investing in bail money or therapy later. Bail money. Do it now. She's going to turn into a gang member. Oh, yeah. Or worse. A dancer. But don't let the mom out of coffee either.

Like have a little section in the corner or something. Like those classic syringes have a little Botox section for her. At a 16-year-old party? Wait, what? Yeah. It's trying to be petty. You got a little weird. Yeah.

Like the jelly shot ones? Like the jelly shot ones? Jelly shot. Yeah. Just to make fun of the mom. You like to inject yourself so much. Here. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of weird. I get you, bro. And it's a tough, I guess, when you're the older. sibling, like maybe you kind of feel like you got to save everything and maybe it might feel unfair, you know, but like, why punish the 16 year old if she's deserving, if you think she's deserving of that party?

Is that what your older siblings supposed to do? Like, be the nice one? No, but I'm sure for older siblings, as the baby one, shut up. But I'm sure for older siblings, they feel like, dang, like, I got to take care of everything when stepping as another parent. It's a unspoken thing. The first child is usually the third parent. Yeah, that's me for sure.

That's like I have... Poor kids. I know, right? Damn, let down three times. No, just kidding. Oh, my God. Just kidding. Oh, by their mom, their dad, and their older father.

Jeez. Damn. No, but yeah, no, you do feel like that kind of responsibility. It's like, something's not going right. It's like, okay, I have to do this. Because if not, I'm like the last line of defense. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Like, that's how it feels. Conquer, you're the oldest? No. Oh. You're the baby? Middle child. Oh, middle child. Welcome to the club.

I love, like, calling my sister when something goes wrong. Like, when I call my sister for everything, call her to choose me out. I call her when something goes wrong. I call her because she has all the answers. And I low-key feel bad because she's just my sister. Yeah. But she has all the answers and it's comforting to hear from her. Yeah.

You know? My mom, I don't know if she'll answer. My dad will just get my dad is the type and I love him so much. But, like, you're like, Dad, I need help. I'm like, okay. But he'll come and he'll help. Yeah. Okay.

just be mad while he's doing it. I didn't even put my dad on my emergency contact anymore. What? I know he's not going to answer. Something's wrong with Greg? I put my brother, my middle brother. He's always there. Okay.

Wow. That's sweet. Trauma. I really do think that if you just go do something solo with your sister. Yeah. And if you're really upset at your mom and you want to teach your mom a lesson, Mm-hmm. Prioritize her the way you guys feel she's prioritizing you.

And that's not at all right now. You know the sister's going to want the mom there, though, and stuff like that. right? I don't think so. You ever met a 60 year old girl? No. Girl. Oh, good. Good.

Yeah. Right at you. Hey. He didn't bumpers at this time. It wasn't the trap, but it could have been. Good job. Good job. But at the same time, do you think she wants to hang out with her brother?

Like, I feel like... She called her brother. Yeah. But it doesn't mean she wants to hang out. She wanted a party. She wanted a party with her friends. Yeah. She don't deserve.

Bro, you can't, you can't, you can't be choosers. Well, you know, but at the same time, it's like, okay, step. Like what? They're going to like, I don't know, it's a theme park. Like that's not. She could do it. If you're calling your brother to step in and he steps in, one, I don't think you can put the restrictions on it. Two, do something.

Then if you want to do something with your friends, do something with your mom. I don't know what your mom's grave or something. Keep her out of it. Yeah. She can't show emotion for at least three months, so you won't even hear from her. Her face is going to stay the same. Yeah. I'm so soon.

I didn't want to face the consequences like that, you know. Yeah. She didn't say nothing. You can't tell, but I'm crying right now. You can tell I'm so angry. I'm so happy for you. Oh, my goodness. What's up?

This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Right. Parents, parents, list up, listen up. Whether your kids are on spring break, right now, they're going back to school right now or last week or I don't know. The spring breaks are weird. I thought we all had the spring breaks at the same time.

Same. Some schools had it three weeks ago. Other schools had it last week. My kid schools have it this week. I don't know. Anyway, I want you to know that if you want your kid to go to like a top school and be like there, like up there high, take them to the city of Cerritos. The city of Cerritos. Okay, apparently Los Angeles County is home to one of the best ranking schools.

And the school is in the city of Cerritos. More students from that school have been selected to the University of California campuses. UC Berkeley, UCLA, you see Irvine, UC San Barba, U.C. Santa Barbara, and UC San Diego. Then any other public school in the state. What? Yes. Cerritos?

Yes, Cerritos. No, no, no, not there. No, no, not there. Whitney High School in the city of Cerritos. Top the list with 50 more UC admittance admits per 100 seniors than predicted. Wow. Wow. So I grew up in that area, you know, roughly like five-six-year.

Never heard of that high school. ever, but it's probably for a good reason. Why? Like, that's like a super smart school. Oh, but I wouldn't know about it. You're a super smart guy. But I wasn't a good student. So it's like, I literally never heard of that school.

Like, to me, the top schools. Yeah. No, it's Whitney High School. Whitney High School. The top school out there usually is like a private school, like St. John Bosco or St. Joseph or like St. Paul. Like, those are like the top high schools that I knew of, but apparently there's a different level.

Yeah. Now, back. Okay. So on average, 23 per 100. seniors go to these UC campuses, but over there, that's like 50. It's at least almost double of that. So, yeah, if you're trying to use someone's address and Cerritos, hit me up, please. Literally.

Do you guys ever do the, to rating to see what your school rating was? Oh, mine was low. Yeah, especially the time when I was there. But low key, we're part of why it's low. Like, if you excel, they would probably be a little higher. That is true. You got into that one. Yeah.

But what year high was, even in sports, too, we were terrible. And everything was like, everyone. Did your schools have any, like, what's your schools hold on to? Like, this is what we're known for. Back to the future. Oh, wow. Yeah, they feel back to the future there and that's it. Oh, they don't need a good score.

They're back to it. The people who have photo ops there. What about you, Kahn? You guys went to school. Oh, Concretto. You went to school too. You went to school. Yeah.

You were enrolled. Did you go? I don't know. No, I didn't. Okay, okay. Options for youth has one of the best plans available for kids like me. They do. They do.

Yeah. You can finish courses. on your time versus yeah because maybe you might not be a semester type of kid no do you get packets yes you got packets yes I got packets oh nice yes I went there too because I was team pregnant yeah but I don't know but me you're like hey you're stupid go there is that what your skills know for what is that what your school no is no more high probably team pregnancy they're really good at football too yeah no no Trojans yeah oh oh no Spartans yeah oh oh Yes.

This is Farta. Yes. If it's hip hop, you know letty's on. Yeah, go. Rap sheet. Let these set go. Oh, J. Cole. I need to stop doing interviews, brother, unless it's over here.

I'm kidding. For real, though. Jay Cole is getting a little bit of trouble for things that he's saying and stories that he's trying to correct, albeit is his own story. All right. So let's go back in time, Circa control. dropping era. Revolt was a big thing at the time.

Diddy's revolt, all of that. And reportedly, allegedly, there was always a talk of a fight between J. Cole and Diddy at an after party somewhere, some kind of club. Altercation happened. I remember there was reports and rumors going on. And then a couple days later, Jay Cole and Diddy, they did like a promo video for Revolt where it was a pretend headlock, like, ah, ha, like trying to like joke about the rumors that were out there circulating.

Okay. So in recent history, shout out to all the homies from TDE popping out here. Our guy Punch, who was president of Top Dog Entertainment, he came out and in an interview said, yeah, the whole altercation that happened between Diddy and Cole had to do with Kendrick Lamar. Like, Diddy was kind of trying to ruffle feathers around Dot who was there at the party too, trying to stir some stuff up about the control verse. And Jay Cole came in and it was a squabble.

Jay Cole now is on, and his own version of the story. story is like, look, yes, it did happen. The fight did happen. But the way people are saying it is wrong. It's very notable that Punch from TD has spoken up about it. So now it's like, okay, so you're calling punch out. You're saying Punch Light about it. And so another TDE member, shout out to McWap behind the scenes, but a very pivotal guy

and TDE also has the Apollo his podcast. And he went on his pod to say, hey, hey, hey, Cole, stop freaking lying. You can't say to homie lying like, like Did he ain't it up on you, blah. And it's like, okay, I know. He then goes to tell the story of them being at this after party who was there. It was around the control era. And this is his retelling of events.

According to MacWap, he also wasn't there. But he got like the best knowledge of what happened. Check this out. But this is straight off of the control verse just popped out. Control verse just was out. It just dropped or whatever the case. You feel me? You got Jay-Z and the function.

Beyonce in the function. Jay Cole in the function. The TDE is in the function. And the whole grip of a little we ain't going to mention. So boom, Diddy pop through in there. He comes through. He getting that cold like, man, drop a song. You feel me, Cole wasn't no buster.

He getting back that Diddy, woo, woo, woo. Did he get hot, mush him. Ha! Cole get on him. How they squabbing. Think Cole put him in like a choke. I'm not cap it. It's all allegedly, too, though, because he'll be suing.

So, Cole, grab him up. Cole got the best of Diddy. I ain't gonna cap. He got the best of him, but this is what I heard. They say Cole get Diddy in a choke hole. Full Nelson. He bent. He like, I bent, diddy all bent up.

But then, like, Diddy Thong starts showing. And I think that's why Cole left him alone. Like, Diddy Thong starts showing some leather joints. I don't know. This is. Okay. Some leather joints. In another time, I wouldn't have believed it.

Now what I know about Diddy, I believe it. Oh, my God. He wasn't there, right? He was not there. No, he wasn't there. They make those? The homies, yeah. The homies be telling the story, though.

And it happened in L.A., so I kind of trust the details that were presented. L.A. dudes telling the story's crazy. I know. I love it. And he got up on him. Did he be? Oh, my God. Got him in a chock home.

He got a bun to him. Big up to Macwap. I don't know, but I don't know how Cole can come out. And, like, now you got to be like, okay, this was real. This was not, this was real. However, J. Cole tells that I don't think it's going to be as entertaining as that. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Boom boom boom. And so, right? This happened right. Yeah. All right. So, yeah.

So Beyonce, Jay-Z, all them were in the building. And then Diddy was telling Cole, you got to drop a verse to control. And then it let like it all happened. Some leather thong was in here again. There is. So boom, Diddy pop through in there? He comes through. He getting it.

that cold like man drop a song you feel me cold wasn't no buster he's getting back that diddy woo woo who did he get hot mushed him ha cold get on him how they squabbing think cold put him in like a choke i'm not cap it's all allegedly too though cause be sullen so cold grab him up cold got the best of ditty i ain't gonna cap he got the best of him but i but this is what i heard they say cold get ditty in a choke hole full nelson he bent he like got ditty all bent up and dill up it d'i all bent up and Then, like, did he thonged start showing? And I think that's why Cole left him alone. Because wouldn't you leave someone alone

is their thongs are showing when you're fighting? A guy's thong? Hell yeah. Also, who would have pulled it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. A big old watching. Yeah. What's a full Nelson? What's a full Nelson?

Like, yeah. Oh, like all the way. Yeah, like, yeah. They have your arms like that. Like, yeah. They have your arms like that. They're standing behind us. So how's someone behind you?

Yeah, they're holding you like this. And like, you have no control. And then your thong is showing from the bag? Yeah. That's the weird thing because, like, your body-to-body. What does that mean? Like, he's bent over in front of him like that with the Nelson show? I don't know.

You're trying to, like, restrain him. There's a lot going on. There's a lot going on. There's a lot going on. And you got to think it's in a club. It's probably like in the little sofas, the little... Tiny little spot. Let me see.

Can someone do a full Nelson on great? It sounds fun. I'm careful with the tongue. This is just for, like... I wear a comfortable one today. A comfortable one. A comfortable? A comfortable.

Full Nelson, brother. Okay, Conne is having... Oh, yeah. Oh, his thong's showing. Wow. You would see it. I believe. I'll respect you, Macwap.

I believe you, brother. I would be cold. And the plug fell out. Ew. Highlights of brown bag.