Brown Bag Mornings - 06/09/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🥛 KANYE’S KINKY COW VIDEO & 🏠 THE MOMMY DEAREST PRISON

Episode Date: June 9, 2026

The squad is losing it over Kanye West’s latest "VJO" behavior after he dropped a birthday music video featuring lingerie and a cow—and we’re debating at what age you officially become a "Viejo." 🥛🐸 We dive into a heated Homie Helpline for Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home at 28 because her 66-year-old mom is using every toxic trick in the book to keep her single and trapped. 🏠🔒 The Petty Police are at Madison Square Garden, roasting Donald Trump for getting booed out of the building while Timothy Chalamet was on the sidelines dogging Spurs players like he's on the team. 🏀🚪 Plus, we’re dissecting Chrome Hearts' wild lawsuit against Nordstrom for trying to trademark the Gothic cross and debating if Manny Machado is actually the greatest sports villain of all time. ✝️⚾ Finally, we celebrate Ariana Grande saying "Thank You, Next" to her "Spongebob" boyfriend and get ready for the World Cup countdown! ⚽️🎉 [Edited by @iamdyre 👴] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (1:43) Rap Sheet (4:12) Petty Police (8:00) Homie Helpline (19:48) Money Moves (22:58) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag Zoola, come here Now what's going on? Damn! She's Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, Ariana Grande. She is single.

Finally. Yes. If you guys remember, she was dating Ethan Slater like the Broadway SpongeBob Fool, right? The Broadway? Yeah, he was SpongeBob on Broadway. I didn't even know SpongeBob had a Broadway.

I mean, neither. He was in the movie she was in. Yeah, he was also on Wicked. That's how they meant, right? But the way that they actually got together, it was really messy. Because if you guys don't remember, like, at the time Ariana was divorcing from her then husband, Delton. And Ethan was actually married, and he had just welcomed the baby. Yes.

And his wife at the time spoke out and was saying, like, oh, my God, I was blindsided. I didn't even see this coming. Los Graciado. Yes. This full left everything. Like, his wife, his baby. Everything. The dog and everything.

Freaking Ariana Grande with their angelic voice. I know. Yeah, just seen her way into other men's, into men's lives. I didn't think they were going to last, though. I just felt like they had some sort of like cabin fever because they were shooting the Awz films or whatever, the wicked films, like, super far away. And, like, they were all just, like, kicking it together. And they had no other choices.

It's like, either get with this dude or, like, the security guard. So she went with him. I'm serious. No, your options are limited. Yeah, but, I mean, they actually lasted a while, three years. That's pretty. The whole rollout of the movie. Yeah.

No, the movie's been out of here. Yeah. No, she, she, for her standards, yeah, it was a while. It is, it is. What do you, Ariana. I don't know. She said thank you next again, part two coming up. Yeah, I'm glad to it.

Give it to hip-hop. You know let these on. There I go. Rep sheet. Let these set go. What age is legally, Vueho Manioso age? Like, what age are we giving Vueho Manioso?

Anything. Angie put that on me two years ago, so I don't know. no anymore. No, I said don't become a Vuemoinoos. I would say like 40. Anything over 47? Anything over 47? Yeah.

Okay. Khan, what about you? What about you? What do you think? What age is Vijo Manioso? Yeah, like when you start being like, that's a freaking Vienho Manioso. If you get home and you fall asleep on the couch, like immediately.

I need an age. I need an age right now. Oh, age? Yes. After 50. After 50. Oh, okay. I like that after 47.

Yeah, because you're just a age. You're almost 50, but you're not. Yeah. You're getting into your little Vijo Manioso era. I'm a seor Manioso right now. Not Viego. Okay, because Kanye West just celebrated a birthday yesterday. He turned 49 and dropped the music video where he was being a Viego Manioso.

His girl was milking a cow in lingerie. He comes up next to her and spills milk all over her chest while singing this. Listen. I want to get kinky. I think she'll let me. I see she's ready. I think she's ready. Uno, dos.

Control. Come in. Pose. We know clothes. Yeah. I like it. It's very Viejo Manuzo. Look, I don't want to kink shame Kanye for whatever he's into.

I'm happy. happy for him and everything he does, but why do we have to be in the room with him? Yes, dude. You know what I'm saying? Like, why does it have to be presented to the world? Something about these rappers that get a little crazy. No, it's Kanye. I think Kanye specifically has a thing, yeah.

Ever since he, like, he's had an addiction. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, so from the beginning of his career. From the addiction. But we don't have to take part in your addiction, we don't. It's like, hey, y'all got to watch this movie. Yeah.

Why do you have to put us in the room? He's the fool that turned on two girls, one cup in the room. He was like, look. Check us watch, let's watch. Chugs out. This is the best part. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah, no, he's that dude. Yeah, you're right. He's that dude. Viejo Manioso? Yeah, definitely. Yep.

I would say so. 49. That's how he celebrated his birthday, right? I have plenty of time. You're clear. Plenty of time. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty, girl. Pretty and a pettiest.

Pretty. Petitist. All right, we are watching the NBA finals from outside the club, but it's all funny. It's so funny to watch what's going down in there. Yesterday, the Knicks played the Spurs. Now, the Knicks were up to O. And a win at Madison Square Garden would have meant so much to the city. Check out, Cardi would be explaining what it would mean to them. What would it win for the Knicks tonight mean for New York?

It's going to mean the rats will disappear. Trees will start growing. Potholes will be filled. Rains of blarees are coming down. The Statue of Liberty is going to finally walk. It's going to mean everything. My whole beefs up. She's so good.

She's so good. It's hilarious. Rats are getting into the beer. I love it. I like the treasel girl. They got no trees out there. Her imagination. She's so good.

Off the chain. Right? Well, they didn't happen. They lost. Yeah. Yeah. So the rats are still there. The rats are still there.

Hot holes are not there. Statuelly's. No. Statuelly. No. No. That's not twerking. Nothing.

Oh my goodness. And many are blaming. Donald Trump for being in the house. Okay, so Donald Trump was in there. And while they were singing the national anthem, you're going to hear like some cheers because they were like popping some stuff on screen, like a flag or someone in the crowd.

But as soon as it hit Donald Trump on the screen, the crowd lost it with the booze. Listen to this. This is them cheering. Trump. Oh. Okay, I don't know what's more petty. The fact that now they're blaming Trump for having lost or that Trump thinks that they cheered him while.

Listen. It was, I think, mostly cheers. It was, it was loud and it was very enthusiastic. Very enthusiastic. You are right. I hate how he gaslit us all, like we didn't just see what we saw. But also the TV did too, because if you're watching the broadcast, they drowned out the booze. And then they also, like, switched him from being on camera.

Yeah. And so the audio. and like the only time that you hear them actually booing is if you're inside the stadium. Yeah. Because you can't, yeah, like, because you can actually hear what they're actually saying. Yeah. And there are some people that don't got social media. All they see is what's on TV.

Very true. They love our president down there in New York. Wow, look that. Oh, it was a petty night over at the Madison Square Garden. I saw even a photo of Timothy Shammling. Dogging players. What? Yeah, because he's a Knicks fan.

He's super animated on the sidelines. No, but he was done. Dogging Spurs players like, bro, what are you going to do to Wembe? What the heck are you going to do, brother? He thinks he's on the team. That's the problem. He thinks he's Spike Lee. It's okay.

We're being petty from outside the club. Yeah, we are. I know. Good for them. Yeah. No, yeah, everybody should have a little fun, you know. That's cool. We've been there.

We've been there, done that. That's cool. Enjoy it, guys. Like, seriously, enjoy it. We're just waiting for the World Cup to start. And apparently it starts in a couple days. Yes. Okay, World Cup starts in 10.

two days for Mexico. Yes. And in three days for El Salvador. What? All selfies are USA. Oh, my selfie homies already posting their USA jerseys. They're already pointing out their jerseys with their lips. Look at, me.

I'm going to be a lot. I'm going to do you. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some. Help. We need a line. I mean phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Lindsay needs our help. Lindsay is 28, the youngest out of three. Her mom is 66, retired, super, super, super, super old and brittle. No, she's not. Chill. That's my mom's age. I just made the math. Come wipe me. I hope you're like that when you were a couple of years. I hope not. And so she feels like she has to be her like mom's caregiver in a way, even though her mom's completely able.

And she feels like, you know, every time she tries to go out, date, bring somebody back home, the mom's like, I don't know, I don't trust him, this kind of sketch, I don't know, what's in his pocket? I don't know what's going on with that guy. And so, you know, it's making it hard for her to date and just kind of grow up and live her life. She feels like depressed, like, man, I feel like I'm never getting out of here. I'm never getting out of here.

I'm never getting married. She kind of feels like the walls closing in a little bit. and she wants to know if it's wrong for her to finally put herself first or just accept that this is her life. And this is what she has to do because her mom is old. Oh, Lindsay. Oh, I'm 67. I can't do for myself. Help me fix my teeth.

66 is not. It's not at all. It's not that old. Oh, please, I need some. They don't sound like that at all. Please, it past ice you. No, that's like, you know, pushing 90, maybe 100. Yeah.

It's okay. Your level of timing is so different. So off. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right. But she feels very trapped in her house. Yeah.

She feels like, bro, I'm 28. Anyone that I date, she's never lied. It's getting rough out here. Should I just step out of here? And I'm telling you, I don't think you're going to see one soul be like, you got to stay, unless your mom calls it. Let's go to Tay in South L.A. Taye, good morning. Good morning.

Hi, Tay. Talk to us. What would you tell Lindsay in her situation? To be honest, because I'm low-key in the same situation. So I would feel like she should, and she feel like it's the right thing to do, yes. Just let your mom be. He has going to be hard. But you got to do what you got to do.

You don't want to feel trapped and be depressed all your life. You're 28. You do need a life of your own, and your mom is 66. She's okay to do everything on her own. It's not like she's disabled or anything. If she's disabled, that's a little understanding. But if she's healthy and everything, live your life. She lived her life when she was 28.

Yeah, she had three kids at home. Tate, did your mom guilt you, or how are you going through something similar? So, like, my mom doesn't like my baby daddy. Well, he was my boyfriend before he became my baby daddy. So it's like, when he was my boyfriend, she didn't like him at all. They always bumped heads. So I felt like it was best for me just to step away and go be with my boyfriend, who's now my baby daddy. And so, like, me and my mom were bumping heads at the moment because she doesn't like my boyfriend.

Yeah. And I guess you got to be the one that's like, look, regardless of how you feel, this is what I'm going to do. Thank you so much. Thank you, T. Let's go to Katie in East L.A. Katie, good morning. Katie. Hi, good morning.

Hi, good morning. Talk to us. What would you tell Lindsay? Lindsay feels trapped in her own house by her mom. Okay, first of all, I just want to say, me and my husband listen to you guys every morning. We're like super fans, but yeah, we just want to say that. Okay.

Yeah, let's go. I just want to tell Lindsay that I'm 20, it's Lindsay, right? I want to tell her that I'm 282, and I kind of understand what it is growing up. like Mexican parents, but she has to put boundaries. Because if you don't put boundaries to Mexican parents, they will always abuse you. I mean, it is real. Abuse you.

Right. Wow. That's true. They abuse the power. My parents are, they're not as bad, but they have been abusive, too, to the point where, you know, they think they can treat you like a child and they can make decisions over your life. And they literally tell you like, oh, you can't do this.

You can't do that. At the end of the day, it's your life. And when you're 40 or something and you don't have anything for yourself, they're not They're not going to tell you, thank you. They're going to think it was your obligation. Yeah. So they're never going to be grateful for you sacrificing your life. Facts.

So honestly, this is, this is, I think you need to live your life. Maybe don't block your mom. Because I was like, you know what? Block your mom? Block your mom? No, you need to block her. Maybe you do need to block her. You need to get out of that house and block her. And another thing, if you have siblings, it's not your responsibility, girl.

That's why you have siblings. Don't let your brother's guilt you into thinking it's all your responsibility. No, it's a, it's a thing. everybody's responsibility. You need to move out and talk to your brothers and sisters and tell them, okay, this is how it's going to be. We're all going to take care of mom. We're all going to take her on a weekend or something because it's not your responsibility.

It's not your obligation to take care of your mom your whole life. I think Lindsay needs to talk to you, Katie, because it seems like all those things are true and good advice. Yeah. But I also think that she allows her siblings to not help and she allows her mom. her mom to kind of tell her what to do. It almost seems like she isn't that character, you know, but definitely needs to get some, like, cajones for a lack of better term,

and then do that, you know? Yeah, no, I mean, my dad, I hope my dad doesn't hear this. But my dad, he's always been kind of abusive on the abusive side, like, oh, you know, like he wants to manipulate me and push me around. And ever since I stopped it, he's obviously become, like, very sensitive, like, oh, you don't care about me anymore, or he's told me, like, oh, you think because you have, like, a better job now or money you you actually became you think you're better than me and i'm like no that's not because not because i put boundaries not because i don't want you calling me names means that i'm

that i don't love you anymore i love you but if you can't if you can't control yourself and you're going to destroy my mental health i don't want a relationship with you so that's what lindsay has to do she if her mom is destroying her mentally then her mom needs to be put on checked and if she can't follow the rules then she needs to get out of her life sorry but nobody here is You know? Cut your mom off, bro. She's a hater. Damn. She's vicks.

She's venting. She's venting. She's venting. No, it's facts. It's facts. It's facts. It's fencing. KPWRFM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106.

L.A's number one for hip-hop windows Diaz. Good morning to you. Concrete, I heard when she was saying like, that's all Mexican parents are. You're like, wait, wait, wait. It's true. Parents. Not all Mexican parents.

All these old Mexican parents. Old at 66. Freaking Mexican parents. Mexican, abusive of their power. We don't even know if Lindsay is Mexican. Very true. Yeah, that's true. I have a homie.

His parents are like super, super Mexican toxic like that. Like very traditional. And it's like, we tell them like, hey, that's toxic the way that they live. Like, if he's the only one without kids, he's the one that has like a good job and everything. And they treat him like that. They manipulate them like, oh, you think you're better than us. Oh, what? And it's like, bro, no, you got to leave that.

Huh? What? What? De crez el muimu? Yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing. It's like, if you're like, you think you're like, you think you're like the man.

You think you're all big and bad now. Yeah. And we tell them like, dog, it's a toxic household. Don't stay there. Yeah. The funniest thing is like when you have like hell of kids and then they're like, you can't go out. No Puezzi.

And they just say, My parents tell you. My parents made me stay at the house till I was 35, dog. That's a lie. No, you were your, I have a girl's house. You stayed over there. No, I was in my girl's house for a little while. We know your story.

Yeah, you can't... Pobrecyto yourself right now. Four kids, and they're like concrete, no Puede Salir. I don't know. I get it. And I guess it's to each his own. My dad lives with us.

And he definitely is like, what time are you gonna be here? The Liger, stuff like, but I just feel like, oh, that's my dad. It's not abusive. I mean, he probably doesn't yell at you. He just...

Oh, really? Oh, okay. Take back everything I said. It's an abuser. No, he's not. That is it. Because he's like he's checking on me. Yeah.

Like my mom will be the same way. My man don't care. My man's like, I'll see you when you get home. My dad's like, and when is that? Yeah, what is that? No, no, thanks. The kids need apple juice. I'm sorry.

I don't know. I just see that as parenting. But I know it could get to an extent where you don't feel like you are, it's, again, there's levels. There's, the measure of it is different. Yeah, I still call my mom in a land. like at an airport.

I'm like, my dad's still my emergency contact. I have a whole husband. But I was inside, I think you, you seem like you enjoy it. Like you don't mind that. Yeah, I love to be must around

and tell me what not to do. So we're thinking about. No more family cups. Yeah. No, I get it. I get it though. All right, let's go to Panchito in Paris.

Panchito. What do you have to tell Lindsay? Lindsay feels, again, she feels prisoner on her own home. She's like, she can't leave. She can't have a life of her own because her mom is single.

retired and kind of puts a lot of her life onto Lindsay like hey don't get with a man no see the van hey just stay with me just be around me don't leave me and she kind of feels like about leaving but she really wants her own life panchito in Paris what's up bro what's up brownback good morning man panchito what's up what's up brito Lindsay Lindsay I think you should leave the nest girl your other siblings are living their life why can't you Like the least your mom could do is let your daughter be happy You know, like that's the least the mom could do And except anybody she's with

You know, she needs to love her mom from a distance And I make it about her whole life, you know Mm-hmm So, I mean, me personally, I think she should just She should just leave the nest I mean I wouldn't be right there Should she block her too?

Dealing with that stuff The mom sounds amargada Yeah Oh, damn Yeah. She's trying to bring her daughter down with her, you know what I mean? Bacito. When did you leave the nest, dog?

Oh, man. You see, I left the nest at 18 years old, bro. Yeah. And I understand because I'm 28 years old, too. You know what I mean? Like, my parents, they're able to do their own thing and stuff, you know? They can take care of themselves. All right.

I definitely think that's the call. And maybe she needs to hear it. Maybe she needs to hear everyone tell her, like, leave you got to, you got to do it for yourself. Visit your mom. Start every day, then go to every weekend. Little by little. But the problem is the siblings don't be caring. That's not a problem.

Like, that's their. No, they just chose the boundary that you didn't. Yeah, they left. But now the mom's, they're leaving me. Then mom's not that old. Just like everybody else left me. Just like your dad left. How is your mom?

My mom is 54. Okay. When do you think she's going to start going, oh, and when do you? think that's going to happen? Like in two years? Oh my God. I tell him all the time. I'm like, hey, you're getting close to it. Your dad? My dad is 52, 53. Okay. And when do you think he's going to be like,

or doing the voice that you... It's been a couple years that he started. Oh, my God. I don't know. All right. All right. That was all me how black. That makes money move. That make mine move. All right. I have to talk about this. This is like a, money moves court case that makes me sick it makes me feel like some people need to go to church

and confess their sins uh you know that luxury brand chrome hearts yes yeah yeah big you have one like a thing from there no didn't you yeah yeah uh it's not the one you also no i don't but i also have a tattoo of it what it's part of the chrome heart okay so that's a tattoo right what does that look like to you where where let me see so it's inside the sacred heart Doesn't that just look like a sacred heart? Does that just look like religious imagery? Yeah. Yes.

Okay. So that's a cross. We're setting that. We're setting that. Okay, boom. Now, Chrome Hearts is suing Nordstrom because they say Nordstrom is selling jewelry with the cross that they own. Oh, my God. They own the trademark to that cross, which looks like a Roman-ish.

Yeah. Like any other Roman cross. Yes, a Gothic cross. And they are suing Nordstrom for that. And I, as a follower of Jesus Christ, feel like the church needs to sue them for suing Nordstrom. Yes, send them to confessionals for that. What? Yeah, it's weird.

I mean, it's hard to, like, trademark a cross. There's certain things, like a heart, like a, just like a heart in general, like a happy face. It's like certain things that are just universal. I don't know if anybody can own that. They're copying Chrome Arts though. Like that's a thing. No, it's a specific. That's a specific.

Have you got to church? Before Chrome Hearts put it up. Chrome Arts is arguing that decades of use, celebrity influence, advertising, and trademark registrations have made the designs recognizable as a part of its own brand. I'm going to tell you right now, when I see that cross, I think of Jesus Christ. Me and his brand. And affliction and this. Oh, yeah.

Like there's so many other brands that have used. Audinger. Yeah. Jesus Christ definitely wore a chrome heart Yeah He did He is the chrome heart He is the chrome heart

How about that? It's just a trip to me that What are you doing? I think it's dope They're very iconic That's why I like That's what I'm saying When I see that cross-act

You know who's more iconic? Jesus Jesus Christ It's gonna get out of hand Because there's always like A lot of religious imagery In fashion And stuff like that

I mean imagine not like No one really owns it No And it's just weird Like imagine like Christian Dior is going to like suit Christians. Do it. No.

No. No. It's like, no, no, we're Christian Dior. We're Christians. Like, no, it's just like, everybody just use it and just relax. All right. We're all borrowing and stealing and all the stuff like that. Take that tattoo off then, Vic.

Right now. I can't. I don't want to see you. Honestly, that tattoo is a religious tattoo. That tattoo is not a Chromeheart's tattoo. Yeah, exactly. He has a rosary. I thought.

Do they all the rosaries too? I hope not. Oh, my goodness. That was just crazy. It is crazy. They're reaching. That's wild. All right.

They need to reach up and praise the Lord. That's what they need to do. That means. Yes. In their lives. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball.

All right, you guys. New York's newest villain, Wembenyama is pretending he's not the bad guy. Wembe. Wemby. All right. The Spurs beat the New York. Nicks yesterday 115 to 111.

And Victor Wembeniama has now officially become a villain in New York. Isn't he so. nice though he's very nice he's very nice but he's also slick he's also slick right after game three he was asked about being a villain by a reporter and he decided to bring up an old villain to get the heat off of him all right listen to this oh you may be new york's newest villain is that kind of the ultimate compliment i guess i'm nowhere near trey young level go i'm nowhere near what trey young level trey young so Trey Young used to play for the Atlanta Hawks.

Oh, that was their villain before? He was their villain. Still to this day, they still hate him. Wow. After he beat them in a playoff series, he said, yo, y'all, Nick fans, y'all can go home now. Because a lot of them went to the Atlanta Stadium and, you know, basically, it kind of took over. Yikes. And so New York Nick fans responded by this iconic video.

Trey Young. They were so mad. Oh, they hated Trey Yon. So much to this day. To this day. They don't like him. Still, like, oh, we hate Tray Young, but now, you know, he's like, well, I'm a villain, but nothing like Tray Young.

So he had to bring up, like, this past villain. Like, remember you guys hate him? Remember you guys? It's just a crazy troll, dude. I hate you so much, man. Suck my, you feel me, I hate you so much. I hate you so much. I want to let's show.

Yes. You know, I hate you. It made me think of, like, other sports villains. You know what I'm saying? Like, who do you guys hate? Remember growing up just being like, oh, I hate that guy. Roger Bell. Oh, when he played for the, the jazz.

Wow. Everyone that went up against Kobe. Oh, any of Kobe's ops or your ops? Everybody, anybody has Kobe's ops, yeah. Well, see, this is why I hated having villains because then we get them and it's like, wait, I thought I hated you. Like, I hated our test. And then I hated Steve Nash. And then we got them both and was like, wait.

That's confusing. You're on my opinion. But Steve Lash was never a villain. Yeah, we didn't like him. No, we didn't. Even Dwight Howard, we played him in the finals and then he ended up on our team. Like, what? I am confused.

I feel confused. Yeah. I'm just glad we never got. Paul Pierce because I hated that guy. Yeah, that fool sucks. No, he doesn't suck. I'm sorry because he's from out here too. He's like ties to the streets. He do be around. But I just hated him so much as a Celtics player and, you know, obviously he's like he's around. He's from here.

Who's a bigger sports villain than Paul Pierce? Oh. A bigger sports. Dremont Green. Probably. Dremont Green. What about you? He's a good sports villain.

Who I hate? No, who's a sports villain? Oh, like to me, Kiki Hernandez. He's a villain? He's a villain. Oh, Barry Bond. Oh, Barry Bons. Jose Canseco.

I like Jose Conceco. Yeah, but he's snitched on everybody. Oh, yeah. Everybody hates Mani Machado, even though he's one of the greatest players of all time. Of all time? It's a stretch. Come on. Best third place basement of the...

Of all time. Have you seen this batting average right now? Of all time, dog. You're not going to say Mani Machado is not the best third basement or baseball player that's been around for the longest. That's been around for the longest. I thought it was all time. It's better than A-Rod, better than any... Michael Jackson, Ron.

Better than A-Rod? Better than A-Rod? Badi Machado is 100% better than Arod. You guys, he's batting 169. That's just this season. That's me up there, dog. I might as well pay for the Padres. Literally, 169.

I don't think you could be a villain if you're batting 169. No one's thinking about Mani Machado as villain. No one. His ears are the villains. All you do your friends hate him so much, dog. You do Dodger fans hate him, but you want him so bad. We do not want somebody that bats 169. Wasn't he already a dog?

Yeah, that's why you guys hate him because he left you guys. We didn't like him. Yes, you do it. All right, whatever. That was sports. Highlights of Brown Bag.