Brown Bag Mornings - 06/10/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🎓 DR. BELL’S NICK CANNON DISSERTATION & 🚗 THE CARIBBEAN CAR TOW SCANDAL

Episode Date: June 10, 2026

The squad is losing it over Britney Bell’s genius-level pettiness after she earned a doctorate in psychology just to write a dissertation on her own complicated "family tree" with Nick Cannon. 🎓���� We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Fury, a Caribbean producer who says his girl’s Salvi family towed his unregistered car right after he caught a fade with her brother. 🚗🇸🇻 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re roasting the whole city for missing the $1.99 T-Mobile gas deal while Angie preps for her Mexico trip by tracking her kids with "payment plan" Apple Watches. ⛽️⌚️ Plus, the crew debates living out viral rap lines, from Lotto’s bizarre crab-leg bikini to why manifesting "Many Men" might be a dangerous career move! 🦀🎤 [Edited by @iamdyre 🫠] Chapters (00:00) Rap Sheet (3:09) Petty Police (7:43) Homie Helpline (22:10) Don't You Know I'm Local   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag. If it's hip-hop, you know letty's on. Yeah, go. Rap sheet. Let these set go. Our girl Lotto has been making a lot of rounds in the media. First, having her baby, congratulations. Shout out, let's go.

So you have a little riff with Cardi. Might be something that they take care of behind the scenes, right? And, of course, her and her man, 21 Savage. Now, she does have a new album in on a song called Hostage. she says this Crack these legs open Like I need butter in Cajia I take superstars

Turn on the groupies Urshah Rayburn And the internet has taken that very literally Okay She just posted And I'm assuming I'm guessing it's a trend Yeah

Photos on her Instagram You can check them out Brownback Mornings 106 On Instagram And look she looks like She is a meal at Boiling Crab She put crab legs on herself And it's like so it's her in a bikini

But instead of legs It's actual craigs of a crab. She put herself in the bag of the potatoes and all of that. She's a snack. No, she's a whole meal. She is the whole meal. She's trying to get cracked. That's what it is.

Oh, she got cracked. Crab legs. Yeah. You know, crack some crab legs. Wow. You guys are being very, uh. Charles Barkley right now. Big Markley right now.

If there was a rap line, you could live out because that's low-key a rap line. It is. What would the rap line be? Oh. You're making a stain. One time I did, I was here at the time. And it was when F in Problems was like the biggest thing right now. So that's A-Sap Rocky, two chains, Drake, Kendrick Lamar.

And then Kendrick says, kill them all dead, bodies in the hallway, right? So we did a photo where everybody was laid out in the hallway, like if they were, like, if they were like, and I was standing there like a little FIFO giant. This was living out a rap line. Anybody else? That's fire. That's murder.

Uh, hmm, just one where I just get super rich. Way more money. Nice. Anybody else? I get money by 50 cent. I get money.

That's more motivation. I'm saying like literally, you see how she did a crab legs? Like she's like, my things are crab legs. So she did a photo of crab legs. Oh, okay, okay. Rick Ross.

Literally. Lemon pepper my wings. wings, boom. But you don't have wings? No, but like lemon pepper wings. I love lemon pepper wings. Oh, gosh. Someone else please add to.

What about like, Molly Ellen and a champagne? The Kendrick one. I pray, Matt, get big as the Eiffel Tower. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. Oh, damn. You're going to be praying. Many men.

Wait, what? Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Hold on, hold on. Let's live that one out. Many men. Not even the rest. of the lines.

Just that one, just that, just that, just that one right there. Just those two words. Many, many, many, many, many, many. Super a whole lot of men. Crazy. That's the sound of the police.

The petty police. It's petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty. Petitist.

All right, you guys tell me if this is petty. I think it's pretty genius. So, Brittany Bell, she is a former beauty pageant queen, also and a cheerleader. She happens to be, I would say, I don't even know how to call it within this dynamic of the Nick Cannon family tree,

but she was after Mariah, but before the explosion of all the girlfriends with all the kids, okay? Britney Bell had like his second set of children, which is really weird to say, because of course he has the two with Mariah. He has about three with Britney

and then had, I guess, after the first, had a few with other girlfriends, right? And then throughout the years, People have tick it on, like, which one's the favorite? You know, there's one that's on Selling Sunset. I really, really rock with her on the reality TV show. Like, she's fire.

But people kind of go back and forth, like, which one does he post more? Which one does he collab with skits more? Well, Bernie Bell has been the more quiet one. Like, she's just like, just more mellow, more quiet. Mine's her business. I'm assuming that all of this may have taken her by shock, but she's not said anything, you know? However, she did, you know, like when it's like the best success or the best revenge of success, like this girl just became a doctor. She got her doctorate something.

That's her. Something I've learned recently is that when you become or when you get your doctorate, you do your dissertation. I saw that in a Kanye West bar once, right? And it goes online. It could be public. Her dissertation was public made online, but also she like was filming like, oh yeah. Like I got my, and then you could see. see the dissertation, like she panned to it.

And let me read to you what the dissertation was on, okay? She did her dissertation. I'm going to say a lot of big words that I don't even know myself, okay? All right. Black fathering and the experiences of the adult child with multiple siblings from different women. A phenomenological study. Phenomenological study.

That means she talked to and interviewed people that are adults and asked them their experience versus like a study of like 100 people. It was like a very deep in, like, sit down. Now, she got her doctorate in psychology. So I'm thinking, like, bro, I haven't said anything, but I'm just trying to see what it's like for this situation I'm in, for my kids that are going to grow up and clearly be adults and have to deal with all these siblings from all these different women.

But it's fine. Everything is fine. Wow. That's interesting. So she got a degree in psychology just to understand the situation. Her old situation. Wow. That's crazy.

She's Dr. Bell now. Hey, put some respect on it. She said my priority is them talking about her kids. They deserve to walk the stage with me as they shared every moment of this journey with Mommy. To the world, I will be Dr. Bell, but to them always Mommy. But people are finding the pettiness in what she did her dissertation on. It's like you can put two and two together.

Yeah, for sure. This would kind of correlate to her own dynamic. Yeah, I mean, it kind of makes sense because it's like something she can't control at all. Like, you know, she's having. Yeah. Yeah, at all. It's like just all, now my kids have more siblings. I'm more siblings.

I'm more siblings and stuff like that. So she's probably like trying to make sense of it all. Yeah. She also ended it with the Bible verse. She is closed with strength and dignity. She shall rejoice in time to come. What is everyone so quiet? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know what the hell of that means, dog. What do you mean? I don't you go to church? I was like, all I thought of was like, do you think she prays is peepee stops working? Oh, my God. I doubt it, fool.

Her dissertation, that means like she graduated. and this is like the paper that she filed. It's like her last hurrah. Like this would kind of set it for her. And she filed it on her dynamic, her situation of someone having multiple babies or multiple women. I get it. I just think that at the end the prayer is like,

please let him not have any more kids, please. Well, other people would argue it's in the Bible. What, to do all that to spread your seed? To do all that to have as much. Oh, why is it? Spread your seed. Oh, man. We're not. We're not living like thy. thou.

No. Like now. Now shall clap as many cheeks as you can. Say that to your wife, Nikki. See what happens. See what happens when you say that. Not me, man. Yeah.

Not you. Not you. I don't read the Bible. All right. All right. Check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help.

We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Chanel needs our help. Chanel. us up she feels like her sorry not her husband her boyfriend's family is not proud of her

is not proud of her she's not proud of her he just wants her Gucci wow come on come on he wants to put her Louis and her his baton Louis

oh come on rock with me you're the comedian damn he gave her her me's I'm hilarious today he is sorry big

my bad my bad my bad Dior her? No, no, it's not good. You were kind of getting there. Maybe she needs a coach. Okay, okay. Maybe she needs to sit down and just get a cup of cool water. What?

We're talking about luxury bags. Cool water is luxury. It's not a bag. Oh, we were a bag. We were not bag. We're not. No, she's Chanel. We did, what did I do?

Coach Prada, Louis Vuitton, Hermes, all that. Okay. Kate Spade? Kate Spade, yeah. That's Sabrina. I wish. Couldn't give Michael Coors if he was Michael Coors. Oh, damn.

It's okay. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Stommy. All right. What's up, bro? What's up, bro?

Okay, so she said that the youngest brother had a graduation. and there was limited seats. She didn't get invited. Then the little brother posted all the family I need. And she felt like that was direct shot at her. And then the boyfriend was... Sassy little brother. Right?

Yeah. I don't need anyone else. I don't need anybody. Anybody that isn't in this photo sucks. And then the boyfriend was saying, hey, you're overreacting. It's not like that. It was just limited seats.

Basically kind of gaslighting her. Like, you know, didn't matter. You're overreacting. It's not that big of a deal. But now she feels like the whole. the whole family is the op and she wants to know what should be my next move. The whole family is the ob. I could see it in their eyes there.

All of that. Now that you know, like once you know, because they've been acting all cooler. Yeah. But like once you know, you start to realize maybe she felt like, dang, I was being used. Pensiva. Oh, passativa. This whole time. Like I was thinking that they rocked with me because I was doing tamales with a mom.

Yeah. Yeah. And come to find out, like, oh, wait, they left me out. And this isn't the only thing they left me out. Anytime they can leave me out, I get left out. They might talk smack about those tamales, too. Like, who made these? It was disgusting.

All extra dry. Yeah. They already dry, so it was just extra. Anyway, let's go to Fury or Furry. Furry. Furry. Furry. And Reseda.

A furry. Hello? Hello. Hey, guys. What's your name, brother, man? That's my stage name, Fury. If I give you my real name, they're going to notice me call. Where do you work?

Stage name. He's an exotic male dancer. I love him to recita. Okay, but what do you do? What do you need a stage name for? Chippendales, right? You say, what did I do? Yeah, are you a furry or something?

Why do you need a stage name? It's a Chippendale. Furries don't need stage names. I'm an artist. I produce. I sing. My stage name is that's just Fury. So your name is Zach.

Yeah, that's just Fury. Okay, Zach. Got it. I think you made it more obvious who you are. Yeah. I might have set myself up. But have you dated someone or are you dating someone where the whole family is up? Yes, it's crazy because she's in the car right now and she's laughing her head off.

Uh-oh. Furies girl. Oh, don't get her. What happened? So the guy before this was acting you like, what's the worst thing that's happened to me? You guys wouldn't believe. They got my car towed on, I think, her sister's birthday as like, ah, we got you. What?

Why? That's terrible. I parked my car unregistered across from her parents' house. So he's a parent's sister, brother stays there. And, you know, we've been having, like, a cultural difference on certain things. I'm from, originally, I'm from the Caribbean. They're from, yeah, El Salvador, I guess. And they're going to see you with someone Latin.

We don't want to see you with someone dark and chalk. You know, so I'm like, hey, you know, I could provide the same, you know, as that person. And a lot of salvi's are darker skin tone. So what the heck? Yeah. So, you know, you know, the first day I talked to her mom, she was like, no, nini, and I'm not having me. And I'm not having any.

I'm like, all right. Okay. Okay. But, yeah, I tried to work through and, you know, it's just been tough. Let me talk to the sipota over there. Hey, sipota, bichia. Hey, oh, oh, ah, hey, talk to me. What's up with the family?

Is this really some salvi hate? It's a touchy subject. I wouldn't say it's salvi hate. My mom just always been super picky about anybody I deal with. And, like, if I seem I'm happy, if I come in the house, for, like, I visit and I, I see my little unsettled. Everyone could tell my face. Like, my face never lies.

and so that beat a little issue. Are you full-salvi? She'd be trying to take apart things and then make things bigger than what they are. She's a little crazy. She's from there. I was the first generation here. Here.

Oh. Salvadoran American over here. So they've been tough on your man. Is what he's saying real? They try to tow his car? I don't know if it's a fact. He keeps saying. He thinks it's damn.

He thinks because it's just a way that it happens. Stand up for your man. Man, Mrs. Fury, stand up for him. The timelines. The timelines are questionable. That's it. The nationality is in? But the thing is, we got into it.

We kind of got into it before the car was towed. Like, think about it. I'm not Sherlock Holmes, but if me and your brother is having a back of four with me two days before my car gets towed on your sister's birthday, let's be for real, guys. You also said the car is like, come on. You also said the cars are registered, so I didn't have tags and, like, the cops. Yeah. And it only takes the call to be like, hey, there's this nice car parked out here. No, they'll rip out your car in a second.

Like, they'll take it. You're right. It can't just be cops being cops and it can't just be cops passing by. And see, it has to be the brother me fought. We went to the sister's birthday and those freaking salves called the Hurrah on me. See, the thing about it is, I thought I was smart enough to park the car in the front of a truck. that I, a guy that I know, he don't move the truck like that and is registered. So I had a video from the other neighbor showing me that they had to literally squeeze between

the car and a truck to check the registration. So whoever it was, that's what cops do. It's like, hey, this one's not registered. This one's registered. No, I tell you. All of a sudden, he wants to do his job because he was sent there. Yeah. Because he was sent there.

Because he was sent there. Right. So I'm like, you know, I don't think nobody. is that eager to do their job. I get it to make money, but still, he had to go really between a truck just to see my place. Did you guys ever confront the family?

Like, Baby Girl, did you say anything? Did you ask, or what did they say? Personally, I did. They was like, yeah, people stuff get towed there all the time. But I had my car there before for two months because I was fixing the PCV valve, and no one

touched it for two months. Oh, okay. So I'm wiping it right back from the mechanic. I just needed to register it because I was kind of talking about it Oh I don't know what happened Fury Like it just They'd be out here towing cars all the time

On the weekend And behind your back Yamalela La Grua Yeah Yeah they caught the grua on you bro Yeah for sure they did Yeah because I mean Why are you fighting with the brother

In-law or the brother Oh well His whole thing is I think he has like like, I don't know what's the word I'm looking for. I think he has like masculine issues and he's been like kind of upsetting the family.

That's like that's the thing. I helped them out. I helped him out with everything. Like you could possibly imagine. And it always backfires. I just try to be the nice guy like, hey, you need me to lift this inside? Oh, you're coming inside too much. We got to be able to trust you, you know? There's no such thing as coming inside too much.

Hey, yo. Yeah, he's up. Hey, yo. Yeah, because yeah, I guess they have. this thing where, you know, I'm a guy. I can't be just walking on their, you know, property or trying to hang over. Oh, they just hate you.

No, they hate you, bro. They're inventing rules. They have no wild rules. Honestly. Not keep them out. Not build a wall. You're inside too much. You reach your limit.

It's a cultural. He's taking our jobs in the house. It's wild. Yeah. So I guess it's like, no, you got to like, you know, you got to prove to us. You belong in his yard because, you know.

In this yard? What the hell? I've honestly never heard of that ever in my life. I like it. I like it. It's making a salvi sound like really tough. And you guys make a salvi sound, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, yeah.

Come on, where's your Soviet accent today? KpWRFMHTU in Los Angeles, Par one, 2006, LE's number one for hip-hop. Look at my head. A, Fury. You know what I get that. Oh, the time I heard the peak. A Fury. Is that a bad thing?

Fury. Fury. What does your girl say? I know baby girls in the car with you. Does she say you're tripping? Or is she like, nah, babe, they hate you? Oh, no.

She didn't say I was tripping, but she said it could be like that. You know, with the whole, like she knows her asses about the same, like, you know, same thing for the most part.

But I feel like with me personally, they're being tired of her going in the same route with choices. They feel like I'm the same kind of guy, you know? What do you mean? Hey, Baby girl, I don't know your name, but what does he mean? Do you keep choosing producers or what?

I made some bad choices in the past. And so sometimes people are a little concerned about my choices and partners. What? Amazing. And I literally tell my son how it's been in the past. It's so much more better. It's not like that. And it was just kind of like, I don't know.

No, this is a weird situation. It's tricky. I feel bad. I don't feel like you deserve any of this. And I really feel like, like, I'm not sure. Yeah. I can't even be like, ah, because I'm not sure. If they don't like those funny, does your music suck or what, do you?

Maybe. Mixed beats. It doesn't, but it's actually great. If you guys search me up, it's actually really great, but the thing about it is. Is it a dance? Hey, send us for beats. Yeah, what do you see? No, he makes beats.

Oh, you make beats? I was going to say dance hall? Dance hall? Dance hall, reggae? Wait, say it again? What kind of beats? Dance hall? Dutty wine!

Yeah, dotty wine! It wasn't me. Bamba! So I have a different bluer of a genres of music. They're all great. It was not. Man, what kind of beats you make? Relax, Quincy Jones.

We just ask me for one beat, go. Come on, do you have some Kevin Little-type beats in there? Turn me on. If y'all want to look, you could look it up on you two. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that. This is your shot right here. Let me have Google Fury into Zach.

This is your shot right here. We're giving you a shot to play your music. Give us a little taste. I'm going to get you car toad. Yeah. I get it. You're on the radio too much. Fury, you're Caribbean, you said?

Yeah, Caribbean. Okay. And where can we find you on YouTube? What's that? Fury, you can find me at Fury. That. See me victorious. Once you put in Fury.

That's FMV. my music video. Oh, you have music videos. Or you can find me. The YouTube, YouTube, what you put in, Fury or ALMG Fury, I have about nine music videos,

EP, mixtape. Like I said, it's not even that. It's also, it's just, you know, with today's new age,

no one knows you make money off the internet, you know? No one. So everybody thinks what I mean they think bummed. I don't get it.

Oh, like the family. The family don't think he's making money like that. Oh, They take you're a struggling artist Well, you can't pay your registration So something's up You got a hundred and twenty-nine subscribers

Well, no, I just got the car From the mechanic, that's the thing Remember the PCV valve? I just fixed it Oh, good, good, good, good, good You have a hundred and twenty-nine subscribers? No, 129 subscribers We're gonna get you some views, bro Let me find out you're taking your go to work right now

What's your Hey, the last song you put out was five years ago Hey, baby, have a good day at work I'm gonna go make some beats You haven't put on music in five years? Wait. Tell us the music video research up. We'll give you some views and everybody listening.

Let's help them out. Fury, F-U-R-Y-S dot M-V. Fury S-V. And that stands for Teamie Victoria. I'm hoping to get a slaughter of FIFA, man. It's a great sports song. You know, they don't want to see it. I see it.

Yeah. 7663 views so he's on his way 7663 views Yeah Yeah He's taking the world by storm That video's three years old So yeah he's doing

He's doing it He can't be bad at that Everybody starts somewhere Everybody starts somewhere Yeah I like his outfit His outfit's cool Yeah

Yeah I like the beanie What's up This is Be Real from Cypress Hill Where are you from Esse? Don't you know I'm local

Dangnamet Why do they never tell us When all cool stuff is going down If you look on your social media yesterday, you saw that freaking T-Mobile set up at a Chevron and gave away gas for $1.99 a gallon.

And there was no lies because nobody freaking knew T-Mobile. I know T-Mobile, and I have T-Mobile. I have T-Mobile too. They could have sent you a little text. I literally was at the T-Mobile story yesterday. But they don't have reception. Oh, we don't do notifications.

Yeah, so I don't have the notifications on my app and it tells you on the app. Yes, because on T-Mobile, on Tuesday, days they do a lot of deals. I don't know. They do a lot of deals. But I legit was in a T-Mobile yesterday. Yeah.

Oh, you were? Yes, I went into an actual T-Mobile yesterday and that food just looked in my face and could have told me that I could have got free gas. What are you doing? Yes, my car is electric, but... I would have taken it. I was buying my kids Apple Watches. Wow.

Wow. We're going to Mexico and I don't want to lose those fools. Oh, damn. Wow. She's rich. No, it's on the payment plan for the next 24 months. I would have slipped the air tag in their pocket. Yeah.

Yeah, but then I don't know, it's just iffy. With the watches, they could call me. True. They can also just take them off and throw them out the car window. Yeah, where are they going? They're implanted. Bro, I'm trying my best. I'm trying my best to just be safe, okay?

We're going to be out of Mexico. It's more peace of mind for you, huh? Yes, there you go. I get you. You can't buy a piece of mind. Knowing these fools, they'll run up with a vaca and on their receipt. Because they're going to my dad's Pueblo. No, only Lucito would do that.

I'm sorry, no, Horhito. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Horito, because he's like, he's down. So what about the other one? What do you got to say about my kids right now, bro? I'm not beefing. Okay, what about the other one? What's wrong with Luis? They're going to be tipping cow smoking cigarettes out there. It's because I saw how Horito smoked the cigarette.

Yeah, it was a fake cigarette. Please do not call. It was G-CFS on me. It was the gum cigarette that I don't know how they know how to smoke so good. Horito pulled that thing like he was at the billers playing pool. He was playing chess and glendo with all the abolitos, Armenian abelitos. Yeah, I don't know. But we're going to be out there, so I got them.

That's besides the point. Oh, yeah. Team Mobile was giving away gas for $1.99 yesterday. And they've been doing this in different cities. It just happened to pop up out here in L.A. This is a reminder to put your freaking notifications on. You take them off. I always take them off.

We did they do it at Bratwood, Bradley Hills, or one? Sanamanica, I think. Oh, wow. For the in need people. They need to do it in. Yeah, they wanted to go help, Spence a Brad. Like, hey, we know you're going to do it. brother.

He has a free. He's doing an unfortunate cities, like Studio City and Calabasas. Meanwhile, like, more than half of us have electric cars, though. It's not like we would have done anything. But we would have been over there for the achievement hunting. Oh, no. Oh, no. I would have taken somebody else's car and filled up.

$1.99. Because people talk about that. Like, oh, remember when gas was $0.49 a gallon or $9.9. I remember. I remember. I remember one of a dollar. A dollar. Less than a dollar.

Of course, you do. Yeah. Damn. Did the boys. I remember when the gasoline was none to nonsense. You were driving. You are going to be racist again? That's the racist.

That's ages. Wow. Right on the team mobile app, you can get a free slurpee if you have that. What? I remember when slurpees were none to nonsense. Highlights are brown bag.