Brown Bag Mornings - 06/11/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: ⚽ THE WORLD CUP ANTHEM PREMIERE & 🥖 THE 5,000-YEAR-OLD CAVEMAN YEAST

Episode Date: June 11, 2026

The Brown Bag team are taking over the pitch with the world premiere of their official World Cup anthem, and the crew is convinced it’s a bigger hit than the Thriller album! ⚽🎤 We are roasting Rick Ross for getting "cooked" after being spotted trying to hide while flying commercial—can the "Biggest Boss" really be seen in a public airport waiting area? ✈️💼 The Homie Helpline gets messy as a caller reveals her ex-brother-in-law is out here calling her sister a "lesbian cheater" to cover for his own boring dating habits. 💔🤫 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on scientists using tax dollars to make $300,000 T-Rex leather bags and sourdough from 5,000-year-old caveman guts! 🦖🥖 Finally, we hit Shoot the Jay to break down OG Anunoby’s legendary game-winner for the Knicks and his hilarious, failed attempt to channel his inner Kobe Bryant. 🏀🐍 [Edited by @iamdyre ⚽] Chapters (00:00) Rap Sheet (3:39) Scrolling (10:17) Homie Helpline (13:19) Money Moves (16:20) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. Yeah, go. Rap sheet. Let these set go. Oh, Rick Ross. Oh. Oh.

I got a fresh shot up. But I had a parking lot on. Oh, my gosh. The music is so fire, bro. Yeah. Fans are trolling Rick Ross because he reportedly allegedly was spotted in a waiting area of a commercial flight. We can't let rappers be real rappers anymore.

And maybe it might be his fault. Yeah. Because he does claim himself to be the biggest boss. And he just say he's a boat the biggest of all time. He was showing off in his pool like a $4,000 pool. What are those things? Inflatable. Yeah.

From Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton. And he's just the guy like, you know, he said, oh, with this diamond ring on my full finger, I'm a slap 50 cent. Yeah. So he's kind of been. in that little rollout of like you can do it like me I'm Rick Ross and he was caught not just at the airport but also hiding in the airport like what's that fool's name that was trying to hide

noble oh Kevin Durant yeah like came to the tree Rick Ross in the airport bro we're gonna know it to you I know I feel bad because it's like he's being shamed for doing normal things yeah you know what I'm saying but he does rap about opulence luxury you know Private Jets and stuff like that. And the fact, yes, and the fact that he looked like he was trying to hide is what cooked them. If he was like walking up to everybody, hey, what's up? Like, how are you? You know, like, it's me.

Like, it's Rick Ross. You know, I'm taking a photo. But he was like trying not to be seen. And that's what cooked them. Because people can tell like, hey, that guy's trying to hide, trying to be shady. And it's like, oh, wait, it's Rick Ross. We take flights to Vegas a lot. And the flight from like the Burbank Airport to Las Vegas, you're going to see a lot of celebrities.

Take that flight. It's easier. And yes, it's not. like the prettiest. It's not a freaking j. It's not private. None of that. But sometimes you got to think for, like, duh, this thing is, it costs less.

It's easier. I don't care how much money I make. I'm going to stay rich because I'm going to save on things like this. Economical. But, again, when you've been out of your mouth like he has been recently, yeah, it doesn't work. The Drake trolls are coming. The 30-cent trolls are coming. Uncle murder's coming.

It's just a lot of them. That's why I don't talk about my private jets. Yeah, you guys don't take your private jets in Vegas? You don't have one. That's crazy. You drive to Vegas, Greg. That's crazy. No, you guys don't?

First class? I don't talk about it. No? I've never been inside a crisis. I'm going to say pre-check. I don't know about you losers. Hey, that's the real, that's the real luxury.

And my parents are sentri. What is that? What? Centri. No, you got to get it. If you go to Mexico and come back, you don't have to wait in line. Oh, really?

Oh, dude, my mom every time. You don't have centri? No, no, no. Oh, how poor. Wow, yeah. That is Elthri speaking of Shout out to Mexico That's my game

Today, 12 p.m. to 2 p.m. We're going to be out in the city of Ontario At the Davenbusters Make sure you come out with us If you have, if you were even planning on going to work And you're just like, oh my God What skirt? Turn around, bro. We'll get your shoes again. Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. Go to work, be a good.

You got more sick days. Come on. No, no, no, no. You're halfway through the year. My dad already broke his own finger to you. Purpose. You can AI that now, bro. You can AI that. No I can AI that. Pardon me, Pernodh.

I'm sorry. Now it is time for scrolling with zombies. You ready? Put the mask on. That is so funny. It's up and it's stuck. It's up. What are we doing?

Greg, what are we doing? We are doing a... Brown Bag Mornings, World Premier. World premiere right here, Brown Bang Mornings. World premiere. You heard that? That's right.

Turn your radios up, L.A. Tell what we're doing, bro. We're premiering our song, Me, Concrete. That's right. Rose Cranes, Vic. Yeah, we are. World Cup Anthem right here. Can you let Concrete do it?

It's a brown bag boys. It's going down, Brownback Boys. Hey! Yeah! Greg C. You know, they had a lot of... Votorius Vic. They had a lot of World Cup anthems that weren't doing it.

Nope. So the guy said, let's step up to the pitch. I'm helping you, bro. The guy said, let's step up to the pitch. Give us 90 minutes, okay? That's right. Let's go. Yeah.

You're going to be hearing this all over the race. Everybody's going to be playing this. This is the Brown Bag Morning. Yeah. Exclusive. World Cup Anthem. You ready? I'm ready.

I'm ready. Are they ready? I don't think they're ready. All right. Tell us about the making of the... Oh, pull over, L.A., pull over. Yeah. The making of this song, all right?

Yeah, it should have been on the soundtrack. I want to give a big shout to my boy Greg Seek for producing this crazy beat. This incredible hit right here. He laid the foundation. Lade the foundation of it. You know, when I was thinking, I was like, we need something that's up-tempo, you know? Like, all the songs we get, they're very just mellow, very repetitive. The same thing you hear all the time.

Like what songs? Like Waka, Waka? More like... No, I mean, honestly. Waka, Waka. That's right, Greg. That's right. That's right.

That's right. Honestly, between this and the thriller album. It's there. It's up there. It's going to be hard. I'm so excited. Quincy Jones will be proud of you, Greg. It's like,

Pesso Pluma, us, and then thriller. Yeah. That's pretty accurate. You guys are making my because I'm going to go down. Michael Jackson, dog. Make it go back up again. Michael Jackson. I know.

Go back up again. All right. Let's go. You ready? Yes. Let's play it. Yo, this Rose Cranzvick And we win in the World Cup, y'all

Yeah I'll let you know now There is no way we're losing That's all Let me tell you why The fix is in We win in every game It's Rose Cranzvick

And I'm winning this thing Okay play the song Play the anthem that you guys mean It's just the end what? Wait, I thought this was Little Vic rapping No, no, this is me. You're going to be giving it a shot. Oh, no, I gave it a lot of seconds.

Don't even disrespect our anthem like that. Wait, you haven't got to the breakdown. Hold on because you said it was like better than Michael Jackson. You said like... Better than Waka Waka. Yeah. Yeah. Why he let big rap?

He didn't even rap on his own song. On no parking. Yeah. Oh, it's coming. It's coming. Ready? Run it back. Run it back.

Run it back. Run it back. They were shocked with the greatness. But like, run the good part. I think they were just shocked with the part that's going to be. lighters and Waka It's coming. It's coming.

It's coming. It's right there. Run it back. Let's go. Let's go. Come on now. This Rose Crens Vic. And we win in the World Cup, y'all.

Let you know now. There's no way we're losing. Here we go. Who is we? Who is we? Oh, my. You'll get to it. It's foreshadowing.

It's foreshadowing. It's foreshadowing. It's foreshadowing. All of a. Is this for Spain right now? The world. True, Victor. You have to hear the whole thing.

Oh. The fix is in. We win in every game. It's Rose Cranzvic. Yeah. And I'm winning this thing. Such a baddie. Like, shut the city down.

That's my gang. USA. That's my gang. Spain. That's my gang. And if all that... Concrete, you ready to take over? Come on.

Let's go. Brownback World Cup 26. U.S. Mexico and the six. Finne to go for the goal with the goals we kick. Concrete Gregsy, the homie Vic. Soccer, baby, the greatest game. Ronaldo Messi, Ochoa, Maine. Legends win, and the loose blame.

Nothing bigger than the World Cup games. We lie here, baby. Blondeback team. I can really smell the field. So fresh, so green. Who you got this year? Who reigns supreme? Who's going to raise a cup? Who's going to be king? Going chat for your team going raising flags.

Every single person, passionate fans. Exclusive. This world by baby, the soccer stands. When the team hits the goal, going raise those hands. Hey, let's go. Mexico Hey, let's go Mexico

Yeah, we better win, dog Vic Concrete Greg C Brown bag We're gonna win, baby Wow That was the last little part

Oh yeah, sorry, sorry Brown bag We're gonna win, baby Oh yeah Met the little goal Oh yeah Incredible I honestly cut up without Vix

Like the beginning part Oh, okay, okay. No, honestly, it got better when you're like, Mexico, that's my game. Like, it got better right there. That's my gang. Yeah, it got better. That's my gang. We just sent it to the Selection.

Yeah, actually. Really. They haven't heard yet, but. Yeah. But it was sent. It would send. All right. All right, we're going to be spinning that.

Oh. What is the hook? Is it Mexico? Is it that's my game? That's my game. Oh, but you only did it once. That's my gang. Yeah, bring it back.

You guys should have made the hook. METAle the goal. It's because you just tease it. You want people to rewind it. That was the last bar. You want people to be like, oh, wow. Let me run it all the way back. Okay.

All right, all right. We love. From the Tiznais. We love that you listened to us through that. We love that you listened. Thank you. Keep it here. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie helpline. Cat needs our help. Cat hit us up because her sister is going through a divorce with her ex-brother-in-law.

She said he called her late one night and was like, you know what, I got to tell you something. Your sister, she's a cheater and a lesbian. A lesbian cheater. And I need you to know. A lesbian cheater. But according to her, he knew she knew she was lesbian before he got her. Yeah. Maybe bisexual.

And also, yeah, what? Why you let her go on a girl's trip, if that's the case? But anyway, and then the sister was like, ah, no way, bro, that's crazy. Actually, I already knew that. You didn't tell me anything I didn't know. And, you know, the sister was saying, like, they already had a bad marriage.

You know, she wasn't surprised that, you know, she went looking for someone else. He was really boring. They were planned dates, all that stuff. And so she's like, now do I tell my sister that I know this cheesma that her ex is trying to tell people, you know, that she's this and she's that. And now she feels like she has a secret.

and is like, I don't know if I should tell my sister or just keep my mouth shit. And she needs her help. She's not going to tell her sister. She's not going to tell her. You don't think so? She told her she told her. She told her she told her. She told her.

It's not my business. They're already over. I'm not going to tell her. That's her sister. But I'm assuming she wants to know and what I think I would like to know because she's already kind of made up her mind. I'm not going to tell her. I get my little spritz of guilt, but I'm going to tell her.

That's what she level when we talked around the phone. If you've kept a secret to you from your, from your, your sibling that you found out about them. Did you find out your sibling did something and you kept it from them? Hmm. I want to know that. Hmm. My siblings don't tell me anything because I'm the youngest. They don't trust me. That's a whole different conversation. That's a whole different conversation. Sorry. Did you find out something about your siblings? Maybe your mom told you and then you just, they, they don't know that you know what they did. Oh. Oh. That's kind of how she's living in her life. Yeah. I found out my stepbrother does crack

For real? Yeah Have you told him? I know you I don't have a step brother I'm just too Oh you're so dumb He has a half brother

He has a half brother It's not him Yeah You have a half brother Yeah Like he doesn't have legs or something Oh my god They share a parent

Like one of their parents Oh my right I was like damn That's great Oh, my goodness. She's just a torso? That's crazy. Anybody?

Anybody? No. So it seems like if no one has kept any secrets from their sibling that they've done, anything you found out about your sibling and you haven't kept it, then that's her answer. Yeah, I'm a big. She's most I'm going to tell my sister. Yeah. I'm going to go ahead and tell her.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, people. Hmm. All right. I'm going to say this right now. Just need to be defunded. What?

Oh. Scientists need to be defunded because of what they're freaking doing. Last week I told you guys about how scientists made sour dough bread. Yeah. From yeast. Of a caveman. That they found from the body of like a 5,000-year-old caveman. Yeah, they found it in his guts like all the yeast or whatever.

Bacteriators, you need to make bread. And they made bread. And I guess they were like doing it for a long time. time like try it and failed and then they ate the bread they ate they ate it it was good come on man why is that necessary it's not imagine being a caveman and you're in your last bread you really know like bruh you this is not it yeah you are going to come back as bread for some scientists no a loaf oh does that make you accountable if you eat that bread it is that's what we talked about yeah wow yeah it's crazy so not to be outdone over here in in jerusalem park uh there is a leather bag

Okay. It's going to be auctioned today, June 11th, in Paris. What? With an estimated price of 300,000 euros and 500,000 euros, right? This purse is made out of T-Rex leather. All right, that's pretty cool, though. T-Rex leather? Right.

Okay, that's kind of, that's fire. That's actually fire. What? So I guess they had some type of collagen traces of collagen that they found in a few. of a T-Rex in Montana. Oh. And they used that, extracted it somehow, and have made a leather, a T-Rex leather bag. That's so far.

Peter can't even hate on that. Yeah, you can. That's next level science. Because there are diseases we need cured. Yeah. Like, there are things we need answers to, bro. Exactly. I'm not trying to die of some curable disease because you fools are using the funds that go

to science to make leather bags. Nah, come on. We have ostrich botas and stuff like that. I want a taradactyl belt. But that's different because that's all fashion. This is a scientist. Let a fashionista do that. Terradactal belt.

Go let Willie Chavaria get into the college in a little with T-R-X. Yeah, what? That's fire. Okay, so whatever you end up passing away from, imagine there was a cure. Just remember he had a taradactal belt. When I pass away, put me in that belt. It's okay. You guys are going to come back as bread for someone else.

Oh, don't. Don't spread butter on me and eat me. I was going to get the yeast from your gut and make red if we're all for it. Oh, man. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. And how can we never know scientists? How can we never see someone like, hey, what do you do? Oh, I'm a scientist.

We never meet a scientist. Have you ever actually met a scientist? No, I've met a scientist. Yeah, I have. Who? Her name's Mariah. The scientist. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Yeah, I don't know about that one. I was thinking Bill Nye. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Play ball. All right, you guys. The Knicks player who won game four last night tried to do his best Kobe impersonation, but nobody bought it.

Uh-oh. All right. So the Knicks came from 29 points behind to beat the spurs yesterday, 107 to 106, because of a last second tip-in shot by Knicks player OG An An Anobie. No, it's because U-Teng performed. That also had something to do with it. And Big T wasn't in the building. That was helpful. But he was asked about...

Big T is crazy. Oh, man. They gave him like a better name. Yeah, big T right there. He gave him a better name. That's like a homie name. That's like you're calling your homie. Oh, we knew it.

I don't like to say his name. There's a lot of them. They call chito men. Yeah, the orange man. Nah, no, no, he said big T. Like if he's your friend. That's your boy. That's your big perro right there.

That's your bear right there. He did get me money one time, but we're not friends. Oh, my God. We're not friends. Anyway, so OG Ananoi was asked about making that, you know, that incredible play and winning the game for them essentially. And he tried to act like Kobe after game two of the finals. And it just didn't work out. I'm going to play Kobe's classic sound bite first of Jobs Not Finished.

And then I'm going to play you OG's version. Your game face has been on the entire series. I'm still waiting for a big smile out of you. You're up too old. What's the story? Are you not happy or you're only half happy? Instead of be happy about it. You're up too old.

Jobs not finish. Job finish? No, I don't think so. So that's Kobe's classic. Oh, I love you, Kobe. I remember even seeing that one from Kobe, and I always kind of felt like he was about to crack. Like he was about to smile.

But he didn't. He did it. He stayed in character. So this is what O.G. Anobi tried to do. Try to seem like he was too cool and too calm and try to do his best Kobe impersonation. Listen to this. You just hit the game-winning shot in an NBA finals.

game in front of your home crowd how does that feel uh feels cool i mean everyone's pretty excited um i'm excited too i'm excited too uh we're all excited uh we're enjoying it right now but we're just focused on the next game now everybody started laughing because he started to smile like he had a he had a cool like a stern face like yeah that's cool everybody excited i guess and then all of a sudden he started a smile and everybody just started laughing everybody's like come on dude dude he's gonna be regarded like He's going to be a New York legend for years to come for that shot. Yeah. I hear that game was insane.

I was watching that game folding clothes. I couldn't even finish, though. Your biggest clothes are all this match. Dude, the game was so good. I'm not a Knicks fan. I'm an NBA fan. And last night I was like the NBA is back. Like this, it felt good.

Historical, huh? It felt good to watch a historic franchise like the Knicks. Dude, big wins. Dude, that's like one of the, what is it? I mean, that's the greatest comeback in NBA history. Yeah. And to watch it, live was dope. It was, yeah.

It was like one of those games where it's like, oh, man, just wrap it up. They're going to lose. The Knicks are going to lose, down by 29 points at the half, but they came back. Yeah. It was incredible. Unreal. Unreal. I don't know.

Did you text Big T? He was probably asleep. Shout out to Big Tizzle. For a fo'o. All right. Highlights of Brown Bag.