Brown Bag Mornings - 06/12/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 💃 THE SHAKIRA STUNT DOUBLE & 🍫 THE $700K CHOCOLATE COIN SCAM

Episode Date: June 12, 2026

The crew is dissecting the "sus" World Cup opening ceremony where fans are convinced a sunglasses-wearing stunt double took Shakira’s place on stage because she didn't have her signature "chickenpox... mark"! 💃🕵️ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re helping a homie named Edwin handle a "Paraguay Princess" who swiped his tickets but is currently leaving all his dinner invites on read. ⚽️💔 The Homie Helpline gets chaotic as an actor calls in to suggest Edwin builds a "roster" of ten girls to avoid getting his feelings hurt by one baddie. 📞🔥 Money Moves recaps the ultimate scammer-get-scammed moment involving a $700K "gold" delivery that turned out to be nothing but chocolate coins! 🍫💰 Finally, we react to Tracy Morgan’s brutal comments about teachers having a "ceiling" and Young Jock's ongoing beef with T.I. over those six-year-old "broke" rumors. 🏫🎤 [Edited by @iamdyre 🧟‍♂️] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (2:19) Rap Sheet (4:21) Homie Helpline (21:25) Chisme (25:29) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Highlights are brown bag Zoola, come here Now what's going on? Damn! Cheese Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, Tracy Morgan's being straight up rude to the teachers, or who knows, maybe you might agree with him, okay?
Starting point is 00:00:15 So Tracy Morgan, if you guys don't know, he's a comedian and actor, right? He was actually sitting down with Marcelo Hernandez, which is also a comedian. I know him a lot from SNL, right? Yes. And so Marcello was pretty much sharing that in school, he would get in trouble all.
Starting point is 00:00:30 lot because he would talk a lot, right? And that's when Tracy went in on teachers saying like, you know what, I pretty much don't respect them. They told me I did mischief. No, they didn't understand you. You had a sense of humor. And they couldn't control that. So I gave that to you.
Starting point is 00:00:46 And now look at, I'm getting paid for mischief. And they still make a minimum wage. You know how much some teachers probably make it right now? Man, not enough. And I can't stand teachers. You know why? Because they have a ceiling. They have a limit.
Starting point is 00:00:58 That's all they ever going to be. Ouch. That sucks. He tried to, like, clean it up. He's like, yeah, not enough. And then he's like, yeah, they suck, don't they? Yeah, he thought he was agreeing with him. Yeah, he must have, like, some teachers must have really pissed him off back in the day.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Tracy. Tracy, yeah. Like, he feels like very, like, I hate you guys so much. Yeah, but I mean, we all have that one teacher that maybe they were mean or rude to us or whatever. Oh, yeah, Miss Hanson, yeah. Yeah, see, but it's like, you don't have to go in this respect all the teachers and saying all that stuff. Yeah, but you want to deep down. At least I do sometimes.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Just one, though. Just Miss Hansen. I deserved it, to be honest. Really? You would get in trouble a lot? Me? Because you were a comedian? No, just because I wouldn't show up.
Starting point is 00:01:44 And then what happened when you did? That's something different. Oh, wow. What happened when you did? I still wasn't present. Oh, my God. I was there, but I was there. You know?
Starting point is 00:01:59 Yeah. So you do agree with Tracy? No, no, no, no, no, it's not their fault that I was a moron. That's what I'm saying, I'm like... The teachers were trying their best. Yeah, they were doing their best, dude, you know? They were like, Ganga, you're better than this. You're better than this.
Starting point is 00:02:15 You're like, no, I'm not. I'm really not. If it's hip hop, you know, let these on. Yeah, I go. Let these set go. Oh, shout out to all I got young jog. Atlanta where he's day Damn to here day
Starting point is 00:02:32 That's the million courts And like Jock where you stay Atlanta where he's from Has not been too nice to him Okay, a few years back A Sorry, a few years back Little Baby and 42
Starting point is 00:02:46 Doug have a song called We Paid and in the song There's a bar about how young Jock is broke Kind of like at least I'm not broke like Young Jock Or I'll do this until I'm broke like Young Jock It was just very young Jock's broke For I go broke like Jock There you go
Starting point is 00:02:59 And so Young Jock was talking to T.I. Another Atlanta native on Tia's podcast recently and was upset that TIE brought up the song. And it's kind of like, bro, why you bring up that song? It happened so long ago. And Tia could not stop, like, I guess, giggling about it. Listen to this. Can you never get on one of my song? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:18 And it's my single. And he say Tibble pussy. Man, but they put, but, but, but, no. He never called you a pussy, though. What do he call me broke? We're talking about it. He just, he thought you were broke. But watch it.
Starting point is 00:03:30 How long ago they had that song come out? I don't know. What was it? Six years ago? And you talking to me about that goddamn song six years later? It was jamming like a mother. It was that strong and that powerful.
Starting point is 00:03:40 It was jamming like a month. They're just saying you a piss. But it has. I don't take it like that. It's not the same level of disrespect. I don't feel that it was intended to be disrespectful. It was intended. It was intended to make a point.
Starting point is 00:03:52 To make a point. What's the point? The point is he's not broke. And jockey. So, this. Jock is so mad still. Like, bro, I'm not broke. Why are you?
Starting point is 00:04:06 You're interviewing me right now, you have? He was because 42 Doug was spreading misinformation. He was. I don't need to hear. You know, he's all right? I think he'd have to be in the bedroom. He's like, no, no, no, you broke. Damn, that's all right.
Starting point is 00:04:21 All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your head. We need a line. I mean, phone lines. We've got you for the homie helpline. Edwin. Edwin, needs our help.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Edwin hit us up because he's going to the USA World Cup game tonight. And he hit up a girl named Beatrice that he's been talking to here and there for a while trying to get her attention. Finally, he did get her attention when he bought two tickets for USA versus Badawai and said, let's go. She said, OMG, y'all. Let's do it. And ever since, he's been trying to like take her to dinner and said, hey, before we go, let's. go to dinner she leaves him on red now he's feeling used and now he feels like not going with her anymore and he's asking us should he cancel the date and block this parawai princess and take the homie
Starting point is 00:05:10 instead or is this just how baddies are that sounds so cool not going to lie bari princess i know right parawai princess i'll tell the parawaiians parawai yeah you guys know any parawaiian no no no they're out there they're out there yeah but they're parafas we probably do they're Spotify. We probably do, but they assimilate us white. What? Really? No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Some of them, yeah. Really? You assimilate as white and you look at me. You're pretty white. I mean, you're brown folks here. Jeez. Doing us a favor. KpWRFMHD1 Los Angeles is Paralympanour 6.
Starting point is 00:05:48 LA's number one for hip-hop. You guys are the fools that go through this. I can't go. I've never like had a, like, I don't know, chase a batty or like lock a batty down. You never had your batty era? Like, just be a batty. Am I a baddie is a different question. But you guys are the ones that do the chasing and the, ah.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Yeah. Come here, batty, batty, baddy, baddy. Tell us your experience. To catch a baddie. Yeah, one time, a long time ago, I went with, very long, over 10 years ago. No, seriously. So I was like, I knew a girl, like, we were cool. We were, like, kind of homies or whatever.
Starting point is 00:06:24 I was interested in her. And there was, like, a BT experience thing going down to, like, staples. center and I knew she liked I believe it was Jena Eko and I was like y'all let's go whatever again like we weren't dating or anything but I'm like let me try to like get her attention like
Starting point is 00:06:41 let's go somewhere take her somewhere teacher I have a question what did you look like the photo that you posted yesterday on your close friends yeah who was that you have to let us post that on Robbengone's that's fine yeah that's right oh well by the way Instagram's not working he had the least fancy haircut going on.
Starting point is 00:06:59 I looked like a real estate agent. So that guy was trying to take the batty to the Vee's hair. Yeah. I don't know why it didn't work. It went from a mortgage company with the child. I'm a loan officer. Okay, so yeah, so I try to take her out, whatever. We went.
Starting point is 00:07:18 We had a good time. Went to the Staples Center. And it was a good date, but there was no second date. It didn't go bad. It wasn't like any B for anything. It was just like it didn't. didn't really click like that. But it was no hard feelings.
Starting point is 00:07:31 You know what I'm saying? You want to be hurt? There's no hard feelings. I wasn't hurt. He just hasn't watched BT ever since. Yeah. Or her Jena. I just can't listen to sailing sounds or, no.
Starting point is 00:07:41 No, it was fine. Because I didn't really have expectations. I'm like, yeah, hopefully it goes good. But I'm not. You never thought you had a chance. What? That is a waste of time. He was just happy he was there.
Starting point is 00:07:54 He was happier now. He knew he'd have a shot. That all led you to where you had. Yeah, much happier now. That would have ruined my life. What? What? He's happy.
Starting point is 00:08:05 I'm so happy. I'm so happy. God. I am. Do you think it's because of social media girls have gotten this way? Like, Con, when you were a single man, like a... Before the internet. It wasn't like girls were like, hey...
Starting point is 00:08:20 I didn't say it. I didn't say it. I know you've been with your wife for a long time, and she's a very long time. A very long time. But I'm sure even like when you were dating her, you didn't have to. Yeah. You don't know my homie. You got a test outside, right?
Starting point is 00:08:36 I heard you got three flat tires right now, but I don't. The fourth is coming. Hey, he has video on that. It's okay. I'll be like, it wasn't me. That was not me, dog. Tell me. But to, when you were in your courting phase with her, I'm sure it wasn't like this.
Starting point is 00:08:56 What's your wife? There was internet, by the way. Let's clear that up. It took a lot to get on it. We had communication devices, phones. But what do you mean it wasn't like this? Like, was I... No, you gotta do so much.
Starting point is 00:09:12 The chase. Yeah, you got to wine and dine crazy or whatever and not expect anything back. Well, truthfully, there wasn't wine and dining because not ten a net, first of all. Yeah. So it was really tough. I was a struggling artist.
Starting point is 00:09:26 And the way I got to, yeah, the way I got to her was really, is like I asked her for a feature. Ooh. So you made her think it was work. Absolutely. Yeah, smart. And then I put in work. Like, oh, damn, you sound really good on that.
Starting point is 00:09:40 That's tight. You know, like, man, what are you doing after this? And she was like, no, nothing. I was like, let's go bang out. Oh, we'll talk about music. Yeah, real chill. Yeah. Oh, you found, like, that common love that you did have.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Yeah, a little common love with music and everything. And then, you know, the rest is history. Then we made beautiful music together Wow You feel me? Did you guys ever do a song? Yeah, we have a couple songs together Yes, hits
Starting point is 00:10:05 There you go Hits after hit Okay See, but do you see how much more Like that connection you could feel Yeah Yeah And maybe it's tough to feel a connection like that
Starting point is 00:10:16 Because you're just in awe of how someone looks On Instagram Yes That you say y'all don't have a conversation No, and really listen You don't know what her likes are What your likes are you're like sorry You see like, dang, she looks good in red.
Starting point is 00:10:26 She looks good in blues. You know? And as a man, I think, like, you know, I guess just from experience, a girl that likes who is going to like you for who you are, not for what you have and how you make her feel comfortable, safe, and all that good stuff. Yeah. If you get a girl that is superficial and that you're going to have to take her out, do this, you're going to have to keep that up and that's why she's with you.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Yeah. So you're going to have to maintain that lifestyle. That's a good thing. So you got to be careful. Also, the way you present yourself as a dude. If you're hitting her up, like, A, want to go. to a World Cup game, how could she not look at you superficially? How could she not look at you
Starting point is 00:10:59 and be like, oh my God, I bet she has a great heart. You know, because you are also presenting like, here, money, money, money, money, look over here. And then when she acts like, okay, I'll take that money. Then it's like, oh, how dare you? How dare you? How dare you not respect my feelings? And nothing's wrong with that. If that's the way you express love towards someone, that's fine,
Starting point is 00:11:14 just know that you're going to have to maintain that lifestyle. You're going to keep that up. Now it's not going to just be a World Cup. She's going to be like, take me to the NBA finals, take you to the Super Bowl, take me to this, that and the third. You're going to have to. I guess if that's your first move.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Like your first move was like working and then talking and then all of that. But some dude's first move is like, hey, I'll take you here. So it doesn't even feel like it is a connection. It feels like it's a transaction. Yeah, transactional, transactional, for sure. All right. Well, should he or should he not leave that transaction declined? He is not feeling, Edwin is not feeling the way that this baddie has not been trying
Starting point is 00:11:51 to go on dinners with him. okay because they said they were going to go to the World Cup so he's trying to like get to know her a little more after before and she's like I'll see you at the game hasn't posted that he got her the tickets no that's the grace of guy which is weird because it's like what do you see
Starting point is 00:12:07 the after like y'all want the tag before all the tags I mean the what do you want Greg? He's like hey I would just like to thank Greg C for the concert I haven't been to yet for the child childhood dream I'm about to achieve.
Starting point is 00:12:24 I get that point. That one, yeah. I would want the tag after. If I don't get tagged after, the tag after is what really matters. It's probably a combination, though, of how he's feeling. Because it's like, okay, it's like she's doing all this posting of this and that. I'm going to go here, the grace of God, and then not replying. I bet he wouldn't care
Starting point is 00:12:40 if she was replying. Or just hit her with like, hey, like, you know, you don't got a tag. No, I want to tag. Don't feel obligated. Don't feel obligated. Feel obligated. Feel obligated. No. Hey, if you just want to like hold my hands. but not like post Mimi like that's cool too.
Starting point is 00:12:54 A lot of people know me. I don't want to get a right. Would you mind posting just my hand? I don't want to be on. Oh my. That's why you got tattoos. Goodness. Oh my God. Power Windows 6 number one for hip hop in Highland Park. Shout us to all the Piritos in Highland Park. Let's go to the phone lines, okay?
Starting point is 00:13:07 Speaking of parks, we got Panda. Penda. Penda. Panda, Penda. Panda, Panda. Panda. Hey, what's good? Good morning, guys. Pando.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Talk to us. What would you tell Edwin? He's going through it, my man. Hey, bro. You know, you know. What, dog? You need to let that girl go, bro. Oh, it's for real.
Starting point is 00:13:25 For the fact that you just invited her to the soccer game, bro. Come on now, dog. You're doing too much. You're talking too much. How? And this is the first time you guys ever going out? Mm-hmm. How is he talking to him?
Starting point is 00:13:39 Yeah, no, you're doing too much, bro. The stakes are high. Okay. The whole, he asked her to go to a soccer game, right? Yes. Yes. Right? Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:50 So he's asking her to go to lunch before. Yes. Yep. She's ignoring him, but not posting him. Come on, man. Obviously, that's going to tell you something right there. About her? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:08 She don't care about you. She cares about what you're doing for her. Okay. That's a bar. Yeah, she's going to lunch with her boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you know what?
Starting point is 00:14:20 She might have other Rappos on the side. Yeah. Sure. Who are going to pay for her stuff? After is a crazy part. Because if we have a good time and then you're putting... Let me pay for her after. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Like he said, like he said, like he said, he said he pulled her because he did something amazing. But you did something amazing with your money, bro. That's all it was. That's his money. Not your heart. Thank you, Panda. You know what? Because I did something like that too, bro.
Starting point is 00:14:49 I did some shit like that. Hey. My bad, my bad, my bad. What did you do? Hey, turn left already, though. I learned my lesson. You've been out that late for a long time? I learned my lesson.
Starting point is 00:14:59 What did you do? I learned my lesson, bro. Well, I took somebody to Hawaii with me, and she ignored me half of the time when we were there. Oh. She got out. She got laid by somebody else. Oh, man. Oh, man, I would have threw her in the bouquet.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Basically. Yeah, brother, and I learned my lesson. And that's why nowadays I really don't. I look at what I got in front of me. me, you know what I look at exactly what they do and how they move. There you go. And if I don't like you and there's red flags going off,
Starting point is 00:15:33 hey, you got to bounce, bro. You got to move on. Thank you. You also got to move. You got to turn left already. Yeah, careful. Yeah, your blinkers on. Yeah, boy.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Thank you, Ben. He thought, like, like, no, it's like your actual blinker in your car. You're driving. Andres. Andres. Hello. I hear you, like, breathing. The fool on the line right now.
Starting point is 00:15:55 He's busy talking about it. Yeah. Oh, he's laughing. And we can hear you, foo. Yo. Oh, is this Andy or not? This is probably not Andy. Hello?
Starting point is 00:16:06 What's your name? No. That's his tips. Stay quiet. Stay quiet. He's a real charmer. I don't think he knew that he was on air. Or it might not be in.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Someone just put that name there and it's someone else on the line. Like waiting, like, you know, like, just laughing. You feel me? Maybe. Okay. Chaos in Norwalk. Good morning. Kios?
Starting point is 00:16:28 His name is chaos. Chaos. Hey, what's good, guys? Chaos. Talk to us. What would you tell Edwin? Oh, this is Andy. What?
Starting point is 00:16:38 Oh, got it. Thank you, Andy. Andy, what's up? Andy. We're having, yeah, yeah, so we're having Greg back. No, no, not me. Not me. No, no.
Starting point is 00:16:47 I don't even know how. It's a guy named Edwin, but Greg also has to say. We're helping Greg type. No, he's not. There's two big things. Here's two big things. One, Edwin, you got to get your brother. so you're not tripping over one, like one pair of soccer tickets, you know?
Starting point is 00:17:02 Two, you got to get your roster up, so you're not tripping over one girl. And I'm going to try what I used to do when I used to have, like, a roster of 10 girls, okay? All right. All right. Chill, chill. Now I'm serious. Now I'm serious. Listen, listen.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Because, like, you need to have enough girls to go throughout every day of the week. So this is what I used to do. So I would pick a girl to the Rams game in the afternoon, then a different girl to the Lakers game in the evening. And the reason I was able to do that is because, you know, I make money, you know, and I'm able to do that stuff. But at the end of the day, if one girl wasn't killing me, I had to like a game at night. So you just have to realize that these girls are thinking these girls, especially when they're young, they're not really thinking of getting tied down or, you know, like wanting to expose who's taking them here or there.
Starting point is 00:17:48 And I never got offended when I took the girl over the Rams game and she was just posting her drinks because I knew at like 8 p.m. going to see, you know, to go see this girl. at the Laker game. So I think this Edwin guy, you got to do two things. One, make a little bit more money if you can pick up a different job, DoorDash, wherever you can, you know, provide a little bit more for yourself and other females. And then two, get, like, get more girls on your roster. So if one doesn't text you back, you got three more to text on.
Starting point is 00:18:17 You know, you need to have a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday, and Friday, for sure. Okay. Wow. This guy's doing it together. I think he needs to make it known to like. But if you're this guy, don't be the guy. Why don't you post me?
Starting point is 00:18:26 Because you're the, I wanted you post me. Because she's the bad. You can't get mad about that. I think this is number three. When it comes to social media, you've got to lay off, like, the sensitivity. Like, girls don't like guys. You care so much about social media. Greg.
Starting point is 00:18:40 All right. Greg. That's great. Definitely great. If you're going to floss on social media, Greg. I'm only a fan. It's not about me, damn it. Andy.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Andy. Andy. Andy. There's that one baddie, right? You have that one baddie that you're able to take to a date that you always wanted to take. Would you throw away your whole. roster for her. He doesn't do that anymore.
Starting point is 00:19:00 He says. He has. He's taken away. Oh, God. You don't have a roster to throw it away. One baddie. You have to have a roster first. One baddie.
Starting point is 00:19:09 I'll tell you how that happened. Listen, I had a full roster and I was still going to continue that roster, but I had one girl that came over my house and she never left. She'd cook clean and make everything and she just never left. She put herself to the top of the roster. Yeah. And you guys see, there's guys like Andy out there, but you're going to be upset at the girl that's just expecting to go to the date because you got a 7 p.m.
Starting point is 00:19:30 and a next day to not worry about but then we're going at parowite princess for thinking this way. Freaking Andes exist. Andes make the Paraguay princess the way that she is. True. Andy, what started first? Yeah, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:19:44 He probably has like a villain origin story. Like what happened? Why? Like, what made you that way, dog? Who hurt you? Well, I mean, I'm an actor. So, you know, I've just been around a lot of attractive people. And like, to me, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:19:56 It's like... Are you... What do you do? No, no, no. I've been on, like, euphoria, modern family, glasses, things like that. And so, like,
Starting point is 00:20:05 when you're around, like, a lot of attractive people, you just want to view with attractive people and one doesn't do it for you. You know, you want to go date the next one or the next one.
Starting point is 00:20:11 AKA, there's no origin. It's just him being a man, being around five people. Say, like, I just want more. I just want more. It's not wrong. He's not wrong.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Yeah, no, I think what everyone has to do is that he has to make it seem like there's more out there. Yeah, that's what I just like when he's with her when he's with her he has been like oh hold on hey what's up Maria what's going on I'm gonna see you later right yeah I'm gonna deal with the homegrown now let me call you back boom I'm like sorry about that sorry about that he's really like please choose me yeah it's easy to say that when that's your character like to be like cool and chill and vibe but he seems very invested he seems like he seems like he can't be that guy no because he's like he needs to try he has all his eggs he's gonna meet her and say I love you
Starting point is 00:20:51 he has all his eggs I say I love you at the end of the night He has all his eggs in the Paraguay basket. He needs to put some in Uruguay, in Colombia, in, you know, Brazil. Like, you know, it's like, everything is, like, about her. He's made this whole thing about her. He's basically... He's a guy at this. So what are we?
Starting point is 00:21:07 Yes, he's a guy that's so what are we? So are we. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Can I meet your parents? You got to post? Oh, God, no. Oh, God, no.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Here's the key to my apartment. Oh, God, no. And my heart. Oh, God, no. All right. All right, all right, already. Zoola, come here? Now what's going on?
Starting point is 00:21:28 Damn! Cheese Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, the World Cup kicked out of yesterday, and Shakira performed Dai Dai. Dai Daai. Okay, but crazy part, because fans are convinced that that wasn't actually Shakira up there performing. they think that she actually used a double because they're saying you know what this is not how Shakira looks like
Starting point is 00:22:01 this is not how Shakira moves she's dancing weird things like that so it was like because Shakira was performing and she has sunglasses on right and apparently like a thing that Shakira she never performs with sunglasses on so that was like the one thing people started noticing right not only that but they're saying like
Starting point is 00:22:17 her face looks different like she looks more like swollen yeah she does actually look very swollen yeah and they were saying like you know what She was even touching up her makeup and not once that she'd take out the sunglasses. So that was really suss. I'm not going to lie. Looking at the pictures? It doesn't look
Starting point is 00:22:33 like her. Okay, no. And then another thing they kept saying, like, if you know Shakira as a fan, you know that she's known for having like this mark on her face, like a little not a birth mark, but it's just like a chickenpox mark. Right? Okay. And they're saying, you know, it's missing on this stunt double Shakira. Oh, she's a clone. That's what they're, no, not
Starting point is 00:22:51 clone. They're just saying that she used a stunt double. A stunt. I wouldn't mind it I mean if I can see it But this was for the opening game For opening ceremony I thought it was somebody else She did look so.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Okay no she looks Yeah she looks swollen Maybe she just had a dental procedure Maybe Maybe she got something like a facial Something that maybe she's getting older Yeah The performance is also during the day
Starting point is 00:23:17 Or maybe the fact that we just never See her with glasses Kind of changes her face Yeah And then I was looking more and more at pictures Because I'm like, okay, if she doesn't have like the little mark between her eyebrows, which we know that she has. I don't know that she had a mark between her eyebrows. That's so crazy.
Starting point is 00:23:30 People go that. Yeah. But we got also like just consider, you know, sometimes LeBron leaves his prime. You know, maybe she's just aging. Yeah. That's how messed up if it is her. It's like, damn, I think all this about that. Like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:44 She's swelling. She's not dancing like she used to. Geez. God forbid she turns 55, you know. Like she can get her AARP part. And her eyes are getting tender. Yeah. Geez, man.
Starting point is 00:23:55 You know, she's been like fine our whole lives, respectfully. Yeah. No. No. But we just take. Hell. Yeah. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Oh, really? How high? Oh, really? She is Colombian and so as a girl. Yeah, that's why I get away with it. Yeah. But, um. He has a type.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Exactly. But yeah, I'm just like, she's probably just getting older. We have to, we have to accept it. You know what they were calling her out for? Because at the end of performing, right? They're like, oh, she started dancing with a security guard. And that's out of her character. She never dances with security.
Starting point is 00:24:21 She's single. True. Exactly. I'm like, she can't have fun. No. She was doing the Waka Waka A. No. No, she was just dancing like Mamboer.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Oh. Oh. Okay. But people are saying, you know, that's not Shakira. I just wondering, like, what would be the reason for her to have brought, like, a stun double? Yeah. Because I thought I saw something, and I just don't want to get the stories confused, but I thought I saw something of them hiring a girl that looks like Shakira, not them specifically,
Starting point is 00:24:45 with someone else and then posing as it is Shakira. Yeah, I can see that happening. I can totally see that happening. Maybe she's pregnant. Maybe she's good. No. Because you got to think, if it was like a small event, okay, yeah, that's when, like, remember when Acon would do things like that?
Starting point is 00:25:00 He would send his brothers. But he would never do that for the Super Bowl. For the World Cup. You know what I'm saying? A big, big event. That's not where you're going to send you're going to send them to do an appearance where they don't have to talk or speak. Wouldn't you hate that the dance video you submitted to dancing for the World Cup if it was
Starting point is 00:25:16 the wrong Shakirovig when you're dancing all. That was a neat. Spicy. That was AI. Sure, that's where we're giving a signal. I don't know. That's a weird. That's a weird.
Starting point is 00:25:25 It is. It is. I'm like, that's Shakira. Let her be. Let her age. Yeah. That make money move. That make money more.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. To you and you and you. Good morning to you. Honestly, I don't know what we're doing because I was supposed to do something else and then now I'm here. So what's up?
Starting point is 00:25:46 We're just living life. We're just the vibes. It's Friday. Talk about it. Friday. I'm excited up to Vegas. World Cup today. Oh yeah, U.S. playing.
Starting point is 00:25:54 U.S. You're going to Las Vegas. Yes. During the World Cup or what's going on? I will probably be driving during the World Cup, but it's fine because I'm going to go see no doubt. Come on. You're going to love it. No doubt.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Come on. You're going to love it, buddy. Money moves. When a scammer gets scammed. Isn't that the sweetest, like, a story that you want to hear? Yes. Okay, so check this out. You know, we've been talking about how older people are getting scammed when they get a phone call.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Like, hey, this is social. You got to give us your last four digits or else the local authorities are going to come get you. And all of the elderly in our homes are like, oh my gosh, Miha, I have to give them. They're going to come after me. Like, Dad, chill. Yeah. It happened anyone else? Anyone else's family?
Starting point is 00:26:36 My grandpa, they called them and it was like supposedly a distant relative. And then they were like, yeah, like we need money over here in Mexico and I'm your niece and all this stuff. And then he believed it. Yeah. He didn't send it luckily because we were all like, grandpa, what are you talking about? Right. Even if she was your niece, why are you going to send her money? for what?
Starting point is 00:26:52 Dang. You know? That's how he treats family. Now we know. That's crazy. Your grandpa's just like, oh, they want money. We don't know.
Starting point is 00:27:00 We're not that close to them for what? Get your own money. Get your money up, not your funny up. Okay. All right, well, check out what happened in Grand Rapids, Michigan. All right? There was an elderly person that was told, hey, your social security funds are supporting terrorism.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Oh, whoa. That's how they got a widow over there, who was then directed to buy $700,000 in gold. Gold? What? So go to the store, buy some gold, and then send it over. Oh. Or then figure it out.
Starting point is 00:27:28 A store owner, though, was like, you know what? I think they're scamming you. Probably heard the story if she went in there. Yeah, they told me, I'm funny terrorism, so I have to do this. So instead, the owner was like, look, I'm going to give you chocolate. I'm going to give you chocolate gold coins. Like the chocolate gold coins. Because it's a good way to catch the scammer.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Yeah. Because how are you going to get the gold? So a young man who was reportedly sent to. Michigan from Illinois to fetch the gold ended up with a bag of chocolate coins and a pair of 20-year felonies instead oh my gold melted good imagine wow wow what was that accent for her what do you mean that's yeah you got it to the end oh like because he's talking to his cousin his cousin had nothing no no nothing to do with it yeah are you trying to insinuate that it was a black person that i would never do that I would never do that.
Starting point is 00:28:23 What you just did. Oh, never did it. Or was it an Edgar that you're trying to say that it is? Oh, that's even worse. That's even worse. Moving on, moving on, moving on. Actually, let's not. Let's take deeper.
Starting point is 00:28:39 So what brought to you to that conclusion? No, I was just, I don't know, I was just like, just imagining, like, the Wild Edgar, you know, thinking he came up with, like, 700K and gold, and then it's like, it's not what it appears. saying he's a cartel member or something now because he's Mexican. No, no. Just a little guy, just driving around Huntington Park. Okay. This was happening in Michigan, though. Yeah, it was a long
Starting point is 00:29:04 drive for him. Okay. Anyway, anyway, yeah, that guy got caught up. That guy got caught up. And it seems as though, I'm wondering what should happen to that store owner? Because look, this elderly woman was falling for it. She said, yeah, the guy had like a really good voice. Like, he had, like, I fell for it.
Starting point is 00:29:20 He convinced her. Yeah, and then the store owner was like, she says he really pressed me about whether I was sure about this. I was so convinced that what I was doing was the right thing to do. The store owner was like, no, no, no, red flags, red flags. We got to figure this out. Wait, so the store owner was looking out for her and she was like, ah. No, she thought that that's what was, and that's how they get you. I would like to meet this lady.
Starting point is 00:29:41 I need some pretty out of heart. It happened. It happened to a lot of our elderly folk, man. They get scared into giving up all the money they worked hard for. It's crazy. I'd be like, I can't see the World Cup. I can't see it in my eyes. I need to be there.
Starting point is 00:29:55 I need to get up, get up. That's a sugar mama. That's very different. 500,000. Do those exist? Yes. I'm assuming so. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:03 All right. That was money moves. Highlights of brown bag.

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