Brown Bag Mornings - 06/16/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 👃 RAY J’S MUSTY LIVE STREAM & 💸 THE $300 HOMIE HEIST

Episode Date: June 16, 2026

Things get out of control as Ray J gets embarrassed on live stream after his girl says he smells a little "musty" instead of like expensive Baccarat cologne! 👃📉 We dive into a chaotic Homie Helpline for Carlos, whose homie's 14-year-old son allegedly stole $300 right before they were supposed to watch the Mexico game together. 🚽💸 Callers flood the lines with terrifying stories of catching thieving relatives red-handed with knives and uncovering entire family bloodlines of pickpockets! 🔪👪 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are giving you the scoop on how to "volunteer" your way into the 2028 LA Olympics as a greeter or a human first-aid kit. 🏟️🙋‍♂️ Plus, we’re checking out Matt Damon’s cringey rapping alter ego, "The Nomad," and debating if it's actually for a good cause or just a really bad verse! 🎤💧 [Edited by @iamdyre 🎓] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (2:03) Rap Sheet (4:00) Homie Helpline (16:44) Don't You Know I'm Local   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag Dooler come here Now what's going on Sheismation with Angie Okay you guys Ray J, Mr. One Wish Was Online Being a Coachino And got embarrassed

So this phone was actually on live stream Right and he has a girl He's being She's touching him inappropriately Like rubbing him down there right This is all on live stream A live stream? Live stream is getting out of control

It is Some people don't need to be live streaming They don't and Ray J doesn't Dude, so he's on Life Street and the girls rubbing him down there and he asks her like, how do I smell, baby? Listen. You rubbing my shit real good. Damn, you got my bockes smell all on your fingers now.

What they smell like? Baccarat and her. My bachshund. My bacharat and louis baton? I don't know if that's, smell good. It's probably like musty a little bit. My bussie. All right.

He got embarrassed, dude. All right, all right. All right. All right. I don't think he was expecting that. But also, fool, why are you doing that on live stream? Oh, yeah. At first he got hype because she said Baccarat and Louis Vuitton, and that's expensive,

Cologne. Very expensive. But then she's like, oh, it smells musty. We got to stop giving Ray J. Yeah, we got to stop giving Ray J. Technology. Yes. Every time he gets new technology, he just.

Out of control. He's out of control. He's out of control, dog. What's the new technology here? Streaming. Streaming. You saw what he did with a video camera. Not everybody.

The handheld. Wow. Yeah. With the handheld. He's like, oh, this is a handheld. What can I do with this? He also tried to get in the shower or Kaisen out at one point.

Remember that? Oh, wiggilist life's life at one point. You're right. Yeah, see? Hey, check on your friend, dude. Oh, that's your homie. I haven't talked to him in a minute, man.

Rage is your boy, though? That's his homie. In his head. We partied. We parted. Yeah. Okay. Explain it.

We took one picture out of studio. Exactly. No, we partied. We partied. They took one picture out of studio. Then he put it. Up in San Francisco's great time. Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's San Francisco. What do you smell like? I don't know. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106. If it's hip hop, you know Lettie's on. Yeah, go.

Letty set go. This is Rose Cranzaic, filling in for Lettie. And look, I got to tell you guys about Matt Damon and how he's making terrible music for a good cause. All right, listen. He's an actor, though. I know. Listen to this.

Here we go. Buy yourself a bevy. A shirt, a song. Five bucks can change the world. You can't go wrong. man, I am not good at this. Yeesh. Wait, that was rapping?

Yes, he was rapping. That was her reality. That was him rapping. Yeah, so you're right. Angie, A-less actor Matt Damon revealed he's linking up with producer Hip Boy to try and rap as his alter ego, the nomad. All right for his new company, Get Blue. If you want to know what the nomad is, all it is is Damon backwards. All right.

It's his little alter ego that he's doing. That's good. Yeah. And why is he doing this? is because he wants everybody to get blue. All right? I'll let Matt explain. Two billion people don't have access to clean water.

It's one in four human beings. And so we have this get blue initiative. Everybody by just going about their everyday life, if they're interacting with a get blue product, they're making a donation to water.org. So it's for a good cause because 2.1 billion people still don't have access to clean and safe water. So he's like, if I make this brand, people buy the shirt, I'm just being silly if you interact with it,

You're still raising awareness. Right now we're talking about it. You know what I'm saying? Just do a fire movie, dog, and donate the proceeds. Yeah, that's easier. Or a movie about water. Not everybody needs to be rapping. Really?

You weren't feeling this? Here we go. Buy yourself a bevy. A shirt, a song. Five bucks can change the world. You can't go wrong. Man, I am not good at this. That's reality rapper.

Actually, you know what this reminds me of? The way you rap on the song. On the World Cup song. Wow. I'm just like Matt Daymeels for a good call. cause. It was for the show, you know? All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Carlos needs our help. Carlos, homies, kid, little Joaquin. He stole $300 from Carlos' room. He said he was looking for the bathroom, supposedly.

He's 14 years old. He was, oh, I don't know. My bad, I was looking for the bathroom. him. No, he was lying. Joaquin was walking out of there with $300. We're assuming. Yeah, they don't know. They don't bring camera, but they know.

At the same time, they know. The wife is pissed, wants to confront them, confront the whole family, all this stuff, and they're supposed to come over for the next Mexico game this week, and now he doesn't know what to do. He wants to tell his homie, or he wants to know how to tell his homie that his son stole from them, and he wanted to know your guys' stories like. Like, how did you guys do it? So we're going to go to V in Anaheim on line 9.

V. What's up, V? No. Okay, we're going to go to Andrew in Alhambra on line 6. Andrew. Andrew. Hey, what's going on, guys? What up, Andrew?

So how would you help Carlos here who got money stolen from him from his homie son? Celo? I would just confront him straight up, confront everybody, actually. And then, because that's what happened to us. We had money stolen from us. And we just showed him how big of a serious situation it was because not only did we have money missing, but we had guns around the house. So it came a bigger issue. That's scary.

Damn. And how did that go? Like, did the kid, like, he snuck into the room, no one was looking, or how did that work? Yeah, it was one of those where he just went around the whole house. I mean, he was eight years old, not like 14. He was little. Yeah, it was a little eight-year-old kid. And he was just going around

And he somehow found most of our Stations, not all our stashes But once we Brought it to awareness to everybody It was one of those where it's like, yeah He realized it was a big deal So once we told him And everything about the money

And the guns and everything He's kind of fessed up Fessed up and they were like, hey, you know what? It was me, I'm sorry. I don't want to get in trouble. So I feel like he should just tell everybody straight out like hey this is what happened I'm missing money what do we do for me

wow so you would wait until like the next game and be like hey everyone just so you know now that you're here no Mexico game but when they get awkward it was awkward but it had to be proven I mean yeah but I'm thinking like this one at least it's like going to be

in the middle of the game you're going to ruin the vibes true I mean there's going to be other games but still $300. That's gas money. Yeah, it's a lot. Two Dodgers tickets right there. That's a great point.

It is a lot of money. Yeah, 300 bucks. I mean, I know it's going to might hurt the friendship, the value, everybody, everybody, but I mean, that's the day when you went to kid to grow up stealing the whole time or what? Heck no. Heck no. All right.

Thanks, Andrew. We're going to go to V in Anaheim on line 9. V. Hi, roundback. Good morning. What's up, V? We're trying to help Carlos. Carlos, homie's son, Joaquin, stole from him, stole $300 from his room.

And now he wants to know how does he tell him? They're supposed to come over this week to watch the Mexico game, but he doesn't know what to do, what to say. What do you say? Okay, so I had that happen to me. It was actually my niece, my brother's daughter. Yes. Wow. And so I realized.

that some money she would come over a lot because obviously she's my brother's daughter um so i started noticing like little cash here and there um i have a side business so i just only take cash and so i was putting it away saving it up you know for just anything and slowly i started seeing it go missing and i thought oh maybe i'm overspending and not realizing it until finally five hundred dollars went down to twenty dollars and i was just like okay i would remember a four hundred dollar purchase, you know? So then I couldn't put two and two together because there's one close friend of mine that comes over a lot at the same time my niece does.

So I didn't have actual proof and it's an awkward conversation to have with the brothers. So I got a safe and I got it. Before I could install it, I went to work. She came over for the weekend. I decided, I don't know, something told me. Let me leave work early. Let's go have some dinner.

And I left work early. didn't tell her and I literally flat out caught her trying to break into my face with a knife. Oh wow. Oh my God. How old is your niece? She was 13. Fight her. 13.

Fight her immediately. Wow. What did she say when you caught her? She was looking for the bathroom? I slipped. No, so it was so the microwave. I was trying to break into the microwave. I wanted a hot pocket.

I opened the door and she was just on my bed literally with a knife trying to pick up I'm guessing where you put the key I don't even know and then she tried to hide it under the blanket and this is a pretty like hefty heavy face you know

and so I literally was just like okay and then I just walked out and I called my brother and I was just like listen I don't know how to say this but I just caught her red-handed. I have a feeling, but now I know for sure. And then, yeah, I just...

You're lucky she'd go into victim mode, you know? Yeah, like, her crying. She did call her mom. She did call her mom and crying, saying to come pick her up because she was scared. Oh, boy. Scared, wasn't scared when she was stealing. So, yeah, victim.

But it was a little easier for you because you actually caught her red-handed. Like, they didn't catch little Joaquin red-handed, unfortunately. Yeah. So I guess my advice is if you don't want to have that awkward conversation because you really don't have the proof, either get a safe and actually install it or lock the door where your room is. Yeah. Oh, you're right.

Locked. They can't really say why is your door locked? Well, it's my room. What do you mean, you know? Yeah, true. Got you. Okay, thanks, V. KPWR, H.D1FM, Los Angeles Power 106.

We're going to go to Robert in East, no, sorry, George in Compton. on line for. George. George. Hey, good morning, Brab. What up, George? So we're trying to help Carlos. Carlos homie's son stole from him $300 out of his room,

said he was looking for the bathroom, and now they're supposed to come over for the Mexico game. He wants to know what to do. Does he have that awkward conversation? How does he confront him? What would you tell him? I feel like there should be some kind of setup like you guys mentioned earlier. Okay, sting operation.

I would say slip in like at least one or 200 bucks on the loan model and see if he falls for it you know like and if he does you know you can obviously confront his dad about it and him you know the kid too you know so that way it's not like oh he said she said type situation you know have you ever set up somebody like that yeah actually um you know this was back in the day you know i was i was 14 15 years old and my cousin was probably like two years younger than me and um i would notice some of my PlayStation discs would go missing oh and or either it would get swapped with a scratched up one oh one day i decided to you know slip in some money and he's the only one i told about it so

he obviously i knew he took it so i went ahead and confronted uh his parents about it and himself about it what do you say he's still denied but uh you know what I told him, I was like, you know, like, you have the whole disc with you. You get the whole plastic box. So I know he took it. I know he was in there. But I ended up getting my money bank, so it's okay. All right.

So it was a setup. It was smart because you were like, oh, you were the, you only told him. So it was like, okay. Yeah, he was the only one who knew about it. Yep. That's smart. So I feel like Carlos should set him up. And, you know, that way it's not a super.

much of an awkward situation. Send Joaquin into the room, leave the $300 on like the dresser. In quarters. Leave a note. I'll say with the 300. Maybe even, you know, use some fake money there, you know? Yeah, use the ones that they use in the bank with the ink. Oh.

Ah, okay. That would be time, dude. All right. Leave a note that says, I know what you did, thief. Oh, we meet again. Yeah. Oh, dear. All right.

We're going to go to Angie in Asusa Online 1. Angie. Hey, it's like about time I get through. What's up, Angie? Damn, okay. All right. We want to talk to you too. Cool.

We need help from Carlos, though, for Carlos. He has a homie. His homie's son is named Joaquin, and he stole $300 from him, and now they're supposed to come over for the Mexico game, and he wants to know how to deal with it. How does he have that conversation? and have you ever dealt with something like that? I say he should first, like, enjoy the game and then after the game is done,

like confront him and be straight up because at the end of the day, everyone needs to take accountability. That might not have been the way, like, his homie raised his kid, but, like, that's still his kid at the end of the day. And, like, I confronted my own family because my cousin's sold Midepitos from me in Mexico.

And, like, Mipetos is a lot over there. And I was not playing with, about my money and I knew it was him because I had taken my phone out and I had the meat best was in my pocket and I saw when he like kind of laid down next to the couch. Yeah. Because I'm like, it had to be you and I was confronting

him and he was like, no, it's not me. So then I went to go to tell my uncle and my uncle like gets mad and like I don't care because his kids are known to be like agraralones. Yeah. Their pickpockets? Like were you having a party? No, just sticky hands, just de manolars, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Raterillos.

Yeah, and like, I don't know why he gets mad, like, bro, you know it's your kid. Like, he'll go weeks without talking to us, but like, when he'll come in, like, when he'll come in, like, or so, like, he'll talk. What's his name? What's his name? Aramount. Jeez. Bro, Marcos and Marcos Jr.

Oh. In Tamolipas. No, we're from Guerrero. We're from a little region in Tierra Caliente, you know, Los Cochos. Tier Calient. Oh, they're in the man's cold. I mean right there, dog. Yeah, okay, so it's like,

your uncle gets mad when he knows his kids are thieves. How dare you call my thief kids? Yeah, and it's not just Marcos Jr. It's like the whole family line. Oh, wow. Oh, the whole family bloodline are thieves? Like all his kids. Oh, no.

His kids. Just that side of the tree, not you, though. You don't steal, right? No, no, not me. You never stole nothing? She's a victim, okay? No, if anything, like, if I find money, I'm like, Oh, Mama, like, I'd be testing my mom, too.

Like, I was like, oh, man, come. I can't even trust my own mama. Because that's his sister. Oh, man. All right, thanks, Angie. That's crazy. So, apparently, there's a lot of thieves around. This is, like, a pretty common story.

Enjoy the party and then ask, right? Enjoy the party. Nah, I'm not, I don't think I could let them back in the crib. Somebody stole my coquita from the fridge here, and I want to know. What? Ha, Mona. Ha, Mona. What?

Somebody's told my little mini coquita that I had left here last week and it's gone, dog. Bro, you leave something in that fridge and it's gone in an hour. Come on now. It's only us here, dog. That's what I'm saying. This early, yeah. But it's only us here. So who is it?

I mean, well, somebody. I was, I was looking for the bathroom. Yeah. You're looking for the bathroom? In the fridge. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es?

Don't you know I'm local? Perritos, the Olympics are coming back to LA on 2028. And if you're like me, you want to go to the Olympics, but you're not an athlete, well, this is your time. You can actually volunteer, Perritos. You can actually go out there and pick up trash or figure it out. Work for free? It's volunteering.

It's not working for free. It's volunteering for free? I'm good. No, but you can always say I made it to the Olympics. You made it to the Olympics. You go watch the soccer or you can go watch. Archery? They have soccer and Olympics?

Archery or swimming or what else do they do in the Olympics? They do shop put. What is that? Oh, nice. The high jump. The high jump. The javelin. Trackers.

You guys want to go, but you don't know the sports? 100 yard dash. The 100 yard dash. There you go. We would know if we went. So let him go, we'll know. And if you want to be there without having to pay, you can volunteer. The applications go live July 14, 26.

That's exactly two years before the opening ceremony. ceremony and organized you're looking for about 60,000 volunteers. Be one of those 60,000, Angie. The Olympics needs you. There are all kinds of roles available with Peritos. Volunteers could help welcome athletes. Hello. Hello.

How are you? Hi. A greeting. A little greeter. Provide language translation. Oh, I can do that. I've been doing that for my dad. Let me see.

How are you going to tell the Mexican team where to go? Hello. Much gusto. Passen. Pass in English. Food. That sounds like you work at the San Francisco. All right.

Provide language translations, assist with medical services. Oh, no, you can do that. Yeah, you could do that. You need some roids. Shout us to the people at ACC, come and help out, let's go. Most opportunities will be in Los Angeles, but volunteers are also needed in cities,

hosting Olympics events including San Diego, San Jose, New York, Nashville, Nashville, Nashville, I'm down, San Luis, Columbus, and Oklahoma. There's no commitment involved. You can actually say I want to do it, and then at the end of the day, no I can't go because I don't have car. Volunteers must be at least 18 years older and complete a minimum of 10 shifts, which each shift lasting about eight hours. That's not bad.

That's an hour gig right there. So when you volunteer, you get, you get tickets for the Olympics? Yeah, well, you can. You're going to be there for. You can be there for. I can't stay. It's like washing dishes. You go to a restaurant.

Like, you can't pay. You just watch dishes. You just watch the dishes, but you do it in advance. But you do it in advance. You have to do 10 shifts. Oh. Well, I don't know. This is telling you will get actual free tickets.

I don't think so. That's not what I said. You're going to get in the building. That's what I was clarified. If you want to be in the best, you want to be in the best. If you want to be in the building, if you want to be in the building and you don't have money to be in the building,

you can volunteer to be in the building. That's cool. If you're not an athlete. Or a coach. Yeah. Or a paramedic. Yeah. Or a paramedic.

To be a greeter. To be a greeter. Hello, Buenos Aires. Or be a first aid kit. All right? Be a first aid kit. Hello, I'm a first aid kid. Applications, like I said.

Applications go live July 14th and that's exactly two years for the 2028. 2028 Olympics. So hurry up, Los Angeles, and go be a volunteer. Okay. We need you. Are you going to volunteer? You're setting up? No, you go to the massages.

Venganse to paca. To the runners. Intertize? Ew, that's creepy. Big is creepy like that. Dude, that's crazy, though. That's crazy cheese mix. Highlights of brown bag.