Brown Bag Mornings - 06/17/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🏠 LEBRON’S STAY-AT-HOME DISS & 🛸 THE UFC DRONE PLOT

Episode Date: June 17, 2026

The squad is losing it over LeBron James claiming he could never date a stay-at-home mom while his wife, Savannah, is a literal mogul! 🏠👑 We dive into a wild Homie Helpline for Valerie, featuring a caller who successfully hid a "secret kid" for six months by pretending it was a joke. 👶🤫 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are breaking down the terrifying plot where two SoCal men were arrested for planning a drone and sniper attack at a UFC event. 🛸🔫 In Money Moves, we find out why Luke Skywalker’s original lightsaber is worth a cool $1 million and why Concrete would trade it all for original Ninja Turtles gear. 🤺🐢 Finally, we hit Shoot the Jay as LeBron enters negotiations to stay a Laker, even though Concrete is still stuck in his "Kobe era" feelings. 🏀💜 From secret families to $1 million movie props, the crew is keeping it energetic for your Wednesday! [Edited by @iamdyre 🚇] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (3:31) Homie Helpline (14:49) Don't You Know I'm Local (18:49) Money Moves (22:57) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights a brown bag. Do a come here? Now what's going on? Damn! Cheese Mason with Angie. Hi, LeBron. LeBron James should have stayed quiet with this one, you guys. So he was talking about how if he was single or not in a relationship, he wouldn't be able to date a stay-at-home mom.

Listen. Personally, me today, if I was not in a relationship today, I could not have a stay-at-home woman. Like for me, who I am at 40 and what I got going on, just come at home and just seeing somebody just sitting on the couch every day, just sitting there just chilling. Like, that wouldn't float for me. Mind you, this man is married to Savannah since 2013. And isn't she at Sapp? Isn't she a stay-at-home mom? I don't know where she works.

I don't know. I don't know where she works. What if she does accounting? That's what I'm saying. I don't know. What she does a county at Ross? No, she's a stay-at-home mom, dude. A lot of people were thinking, like, the LeBron just, like, throw.

Shaita has his own wife. But no, apparently, like, I Google Savannah. And her title is Savannah is an entrepreneur, philanthropist, a fashion icon who launched various business ventures over the years. A fashion icon. And a media personality. Oh, she has a podcast now. But that's

recent. Actually, you know what? She does have a couple of businesses. Like, she has reframed beauty. She's got, which is a beauty skincare brand, right? She's got Let It Break, which is a personal development platform. Okay, nice.

Wow. She's got the podcast, she has a YouTube where she creates content with her daughter. Nice. She vlogs. Well, she's very busy. LeBron. Yeah. I couldn't dislike you anymore, buddy.

Because honestly, I'm going to defend a stay-at-home moms. Stay-at-home moms do a lot of work. My wife is a stay-at-home mom. She homeschools my boys. That's the whole job. She takes care of the crib. Cleaves and laundry. She does a lot, man.

It is a lot of work. It is a lot of work. And I'm pretty sure it's a lot different for LeBron when you're possibly close to a billionaire and you have people probably that help you with your kids and help you with cleaning and help you with doing, you know, this end of the third. You know what I'm saying?

So it's probably a little bit different for him because he does probably have a lot of help. You know what I'm saying? Leibates, all that. So I can see why maybe for him seeing a girlfriend or a wife, you know what I'm saying, just being at home to be different because I'm paying for everything else. Yeah, all his kids older too?

They are. Well, one of them is still like probably middle. school age, the daughter. But also, I mean, damn, I guess he's never came home and she's been on the couch. She's just doing sit-ups till he gets back home. Because he's like, I could never see my woman just being on the couch when I get home. I'm like. Yeah, I think he was thinking of like a bum.

I want a batty at home. You tell me no. Take care of the kids, mom. She could be on the couch, right? I don't give a damn. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, maybe he was describing like a bum. Like you get home and she's just like in sweatpants.

But things like that. I think that's what he meant. Yeah, I think that that's what he meant. I don't think he communicated it like how he wanted to. Because it's like, okay, like we all just assumed that she was a stay-at-home mom. I know all of you guys did. That's what I'm telling you. The internet thought so too.

Because nobody knows what's going on with Savannah. She has your podcast. But let me tell you, dude, and that's why Kobe's the greatest. Because Kobe would, because Kobe would never talk about stay-at-home moms. this Kobe you're the goat we love you brother come back please all right check this out homie you need a homie or need some help we need a line I mean phone line we got you for the homie help line Valerie needs our help Valerie Valerie's mom is convinced her papacito is a papasote her boyfriend her boyfriend has a

child that he's hiding she's convinced the mom is convinced I know I know I've seen it before your dad. He had a secret kid. Don't forget. Don't let it happen to you. She's freaking out. She's telling her all these things. But this guy is a little bit says he does disappear every Sunday for hours with no explanation. And she also was like, hey, what are you doing for father's? He's like, don't worry about it. Come on. Don't worry about my, don't ask me about my business woman. And so now she's like, okay, is my mom just trying to protect me from a liar or is she projecting her past trauma onto me? So we're asking for your calls. And we have Hawaiian. in Santa Ana on line four.

Juan. Juan. Juan. Juan. Yeah. What's up, Juan? Do you think that Valerie's mom is protecting her from a liar or she's projecting her past onto her?

What do you think? She's definitely protecting her from the liar, man. Protecting her? I did something similar. Yeah, I did something similar in my past. I'm not too proud of. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You were the liar?

You had a secret kid? Pull over. Yeah, man. So I started talking to this girl right after my separation with, with my baby mama and uh perfect girl beautiful smart you know and it's just one of the one of the type of girls they just you know wouldn't go for a guy with a kid you know so uh kind of manipulated the situation to the point where you know she would ask she would ask if you have a kid i'm like i got like five and then i'd be like five and then i'd just be like just kidding and i don't got five

kids oh my god i never said a kid you know what yeah that was bad that is so funny so you played it off You didn't technically lie, but you just said, like, you were joking. Like, you made it into a joke. Ah, five. I got five. I got ten kids, actually. Ha, ha. And then.

Yeah. Well, do you? Huh? Do you have five kids? I had one. I want to have one. At the time. So then what happened with that, what happened with that relationship?

Like, does she just ghost you? We're still together. We're 10 years strong. We have two kids ourselves. And, you know, we're good. So you guys have three kids together. Three kids and all. Yeah.

Exactly, three in total. But I knew I was going to, you know, going to keep this type of caliber girl, you know. And, you know, unfortunately enough, I did have to do it worse. Wow. Hight. Maybe home boys not trying to boost Valerie, you know. She's a high value woman. Yeah, that's what you're saying.

Yeah, good for you, brother. Wait, so how were you hiding it, though? Oh, man. Like, you would disappear. Go ahead. I hit it for a good six months. That would disappear. And I'd just be like,

I'm working. I'm at work. You know, I'm on call. I'm on call. And stuff like that. Wow. So it is possible to hide a kid for six months. Yeah, you can be like, that's my little brother.

Absolutely. Absolutely. And after the six months, how did you come clean or did it just get exhausting, having a lie and say you're going here? It got really heavy. She started telling me about, you know, her having a dream about us having this beautiful kid with big brown eyes. And just pretty much, just pretty much, you know, describing my current two-year-old at the time.

He was like, funny thing is that we already have one. We already have him. He's in the next room. I can make your dreams come true. Wendy, come out of there. When she was describing, when she was describing this baby,

like, I honestly, like, I got a little emotion myself, and I just told her straight up. We're sitting, we're about to eat breakfast. We're sitting in the parking lot, and I said, I said, you know what? I got something to tell you.

And she cried, you know, but I showed her the picture. Good thing my kid was cute, you know, That helps a lot. Let me tell you. I talked to a couple girls. When I saw their kids, I was like, I'm getting the hell out of here.

Because you slept with a grenade. I'm fine. I can't beat your level up. Oh, my God. Thanks, Juan. KPWR, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106 FM. All right, we are going to go to Myra in Las Vegas Online 7. Myra.

Hello. Hi. What's up, Myra? Myra, we're trying to help Valerie over here. Valerie has a boyfriend. She's been seen for about six months, and he disappears every Sunday. And the mom is like, oh, you know what? He has a kid.

He's hiding from you. And now she wants to know, is the mom protecting her from a liar? Or is she projecting her past? The mom also was in a relationship with a dad that had a secret kid and didn't find out two years later. So, you know, she's wondering like, okay, is this just her reliving her past? or does she actually have, you know, a reasonable explanation for this? I think there's a little bit of both

because I dated a guy 10 years ago that hated a whole family for me. What? A family? The whole family? Yes, wives and kids and grandma. What do you mean? Well, yeah, I'm assuming. I mean, yeah.

It's a whole family. It's a whole family. It's a whole family tree. It's a whole family tree. But, I mean, within a month, I kind of was suspicious and I questioned him about it and I confronted him. I did find a kid like his son's picture in his car

and he told me that was his nephew, but you know, as a woman, as just a person, you have very, like, suspicious and your feelings and I question him about it confronting him and I understand now, yeah, he was married with two kids and a baby on the way. What? But, so it is possible to have a kid, but it takes more than one day. So I think with Valerie, I think her mom is, projecting a little bit of her trauma on her.

But he's probably either hiding a girl, hiding a job on the download that he doesn't want her to know, or he probably has some type of tradition of his family or like big study pipe and something like Sundays, you know, because probably his dad has to win on Sunday. So it would be a lot to it. But instead of going to her mom, she needs to go to him and question him about it. How did you question the guy? Like, how did you like, you know, you were like, hey? Well, at that moment, I was working at a town jail.

So I kind of looked him up. Where? Town in jail? Oh. Yeah. You looked him up. So I kind of looked him up and then I kind of, you know, I found out that he, like, was arrested for a warrant for anti-ticket tickets and his wife's down the mouth. And I was like, oh, he laughed at her.

Oh, and then he also laughed at me about his age. He told me he was 25 and he was 33 and I was 22. Wow. You got arrested for unpaid child support. You're like, what? Right. Right. So, like, there's so many ways you could investigate.

So did you stay with him or what? She needs to put him in the way. Did you stay with him? Hell no. I hung out with him one last time and then I was like, all right, this is it. One last ride? Oh, yeah, one last ride. One last ride.

Yeah, crazy girl. Mara's crazy. All right, thanks, Myra. We're going to Destiny in Azusa on 9-6. Hi, good morning. Good morning, Destiny. We're trying to help Valerie over here. Valerie's been dating this guy for six months,

and she was telling the mom about him, and the mom's like, you know what? He's hiding a kid from you. He disappears every Sunday. That's what your dad used to do back in the day. You know, the mom had this happen to her with the dad. And, you know, so now she's wondering, is my mom protecting me from a liar

or is she projecting her past trauma onto me? Can you take us off speaker? Is it on speaker or Bluetooth? It's really noisy. It's on speaker. Okay. Can you put us by your ear, please? I'm sorry?

Can you put us by your ear? Take it off speaker, yeah, thank you. Because I'm driving. I thought you were... I thought you were conners from a seashellers. Okay, that's because I'm literally heading to Burbanker now. Oh, wow. Just stop by it.

Just tell us in person. Yeah. Sorry. So, yeah, so I think follow him. Like, follow him. Follow him? Yeah, follow him and see what's going on. I like that.

I like that thing if you're questioning it, like, I feel like, I feel moms are sometimes always right and it's kind of messed up that she's like blaming her mom for her past. Like, you've seen her first hand, like, wouldn't you like, and if it's so stuck in her head that you're questioning it, like, okay, then follow your instinct, find, find out. Go follow him. I like that. Have you ever followed a guy before like that?

Like, try to find something else. out? Oh, for sure. Uh, no, but I pulled up on someone without them knowing I was to pull up and the face reaction. That's following. Yeah. What did you do? Yeah, what happened? What made you want to pull up on them? I mean, I knew, I just wanted to see who they were hanging out because they couldn't watch, well, my baby dad's at the time where married out, but he couldn't watch my son so I could go to work. And so I was like, all right, like, he said he was going to go out, but I didn't know who he was hanging out with. And then it was just like a bunch of these females.

And I was like, all right. What? Yeah. So you pulled up. Yeah, I would just like definitely, like, just go find out. And are you ready to face the music of him actually having a kid or it being a girl? Like, are you ready for that? I don't know.

But, yeah, I just think it's kind of messed up, too, that she's over there, blaming the mom because it's like times moms are always right. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. But, okay, so did you? Did you stay with your guy after all that? Yeah, she said.

Oh, yeah, we got married. Yeah, they're married, phone. Yeah, we're married now. We're going to hit a year. I mean, it was, we've been together for like eight, nine years. So it's been a lot of ups and downs, but he's definitely changed. Yeah, four mistakes does not mean that he's not the one. Not at all.

Yeah. Not at all. Not at all. And how many, I mean, how many chances? just have you gave this guy? Too many times. God bless your soul. They don't make them like you no more, you know?

Oh my God. No, you know what? One strike in you're out these days. Yeah, what's wrong with that, dude? The hell's wrong with that? The background story, like, we were middle school sweetheart, so it's kind of like we got together in middle school, going into high school, and then we just separated with really good friends

throughout the years. And then, you know, there was a time where, We're both at her downfall, and so we got together, I accidentally got pregnant, and then, like, he was in his addiction, so, like, that was a lot. And so he went to jail for a long time, got out, is in recovery, and I'm in harm reduction, and he works at a treatment center. So we're doing good. That's beautiful.

Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you so much. Just email us next time. That was, I don't know if we should take advice from. Yeah. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? If you guys ever seen the movie, Olympus has fallen with Gerard Butler.

Yes. I have not. It's good. Great movie. Yes. It would suck if that would really happen, right? Because two men were arrested from Riverside County who recently were going to take down and attack the UFC Freedom 250 fights from the UFC.

The FBI says that they stop what could have been a devastating attack targeting the UFC Freedom event at the White House. 1600 Pennsylvania guys can you guys you guys believe that two southern California men including one from Kalimesa and another one from Pinon Hills were arrested along with other several others

and bestakers alleged that the group planned to use explosive drones thought that's like literally like a movie to create chaos and have the snipers target people fleeing the event the plot was uncovered after the suspect's mother alerted authorities about concerning behavior and weapons

purchases. Federal officials say the suspects held anti-government views and multiple people are now facing serious federal charges. Can you guys believe that? That's terrifying. That's, dude, that's crazy. Dude, that's crazy. Do you imagine you over here just enjoying the fighting? Now you're fighting for your life.

You don't want to imagine that or anything. I'd rather imagine it than go through it. Yeah, of course. What trips me out, I guess, is that it's always like people from California. The guy that was taken down. Yeah, two of them, the stories to develop, there's been five arrests now made, three other ones, but these two were the brainiacs, were the pinky in the brain of this situation.

But, no, but yeah, because last time there was, you know, shots rang out where the president was for, like, the dinner that they were having. Oh, a couple months ago? Yeah, and he was from Cali, too? Yeah, the guy was from Torrance. He was from California, you know? So now it's just like, it's weird, like, it's just coincidences. I'm just like, damn, like, is it. So one of these Cali foods on, turning up on the press, turning up on the white.

It's turning up on the White House. I know. And it's so far, too. You've got to think, like, they're, like, that dedicated that they want to go cross-country to, you know, commit harm to people or whatever. Like... Yeah, one thing is having, like, you know, crazy political views or, like, you know, opposite political views.

Another thing is trying to take action and actually assassinating people. That's a whole other vibe. It's too far. Yeah, it's like, okay, yeah, like, I don't agree with, you know, everything that Big T does or whatever, but, like, I'm just like... Oh, my God. Are you serious for you? I appreciate you kind of Big Tee, Big T, Big.

I just don't like to say the name. I love you. You were the best. There's the only person I know that calls him Big Tee. I don't like to say the name. Big Tee dog. I don't like to say the name. Big Tizzle.

You can say the president. Really? The president. You can say the president. That's good. Yeah. He has other nickname. Yeah.

Like I don't know. Commander and Chief. Sure. I don't agree with what he says. With who says. With who says. Big T. The president.

With what the president says, his views, his actions. But then it's like, dude. That's like, that's like constructing a whole plot now to like, like not only harm him, but everybody that was in attendance at the UFC thing is like, come on, bro. Like, that's way too far. And yeah, they're going to like, that's when like you get made an example out of. You know, now they're going to give them like 2,000 years in prison and stuff like that. And it's like, bro, it's crazy, dude.

The FBI also added that they searched both of their homes, recover multiple firearms and large quantities of ammunition. Oh, my God. Court documents allege that one suspect admitted to helping plan the attack encouraging others to participate. Let's go. Come on, guys. No. What are you guys doing on Tuesday? No, no, no, no, no. Today is Tuesday.

Hey, what do you guys do on Sunday, dog? Where did they meet up? Where did they meet up? All right, I called you all here to. Okay, guys. Look, I know we're just going to eat some burgers. You have five guys. Because that's the Washington, D.C.

Burger Joint. I know we're here have five guys, guys. Yeah. But bigger plans are on the way. We're not just here to eat burgers. We're not just here your burgers. We don't even have burgers right now. Did you bring your drone, guys?

I'm ready. That's great. That makes money move. That make man move. This is great covering for Leti right here on money moves. Cover. Yes. And all of us are here are big Star Wars fans, right?

Huge Star Wars fans. Especially episode one, two, and three. Episode one, two, and three is your favorite? What do you love about? Anakin. Nice, nice, nice, nice. Have you ever thought of him? And they go to Tatooine.

Wow. He knows ball. Would any of you want to be a Jedi, though? Oh, absolutely. Heck yeah. You'd want to be a Jedi? What? Yeah.

And have your own lightsaber, right? Obi-Wan Canobi. Yes. Right? What price would you pay to be, like, do you know what? Like, I could just, I want to be a lightsever. Just, I'll throw anything down right now. Well, the last one I bought at Disney.

Oh, you have one. Yes. I think it ran about a hundred bucks or something like that. Okay. And then I was going to, I bought the helmet? The helmet? Ooh. So you went full all in then.

I went full on in. What you're missing now is this lightaber? that's going up for auction. It's from the actual Star Wars movie the Empire Strikes Back So it could And actually it's not gonna know

It's not gonna cut anybody It's not gonna do any of that type of stuff But it actually is a lightaber that lights up And it has the whole Shabang and everything For one million dollars Oh for a million dollars

They better cut Vic and half Lutz No For a million dollars It's better ampute that boy's arm Let me tell you

I'm sorry Sorry about that Vick It's okay It didn't hurt Like this. It works. Didn't even hurt. It's so...

A million dollars, dude? For one million dollars, you can buy Luke Skywalker's lightaber that was used in the Star Wars film. That makes sense now. Yes. I was going to ask, but was it in the movie. It was in the movie. The Empire Strikes Back and Bill's Luke Skyworks? The green one.

Yes. So you think a million dollars is worth it for this lightaber? Yeah. It is. You think so? Yeah, because honestly, dude, if it was up to me, I would probably... I mean, if I had the money to buy it. I would buy anything from the Ninja Turtles movies.

Oh, you would. I mean, I have spent, I've spent a lot of money on all my memorabilia. I have a ton of stuff. Yeah. I have original cassette tapes. I have drawings. I have the actual heads. I've spent some money on replica stuff, you know what I'm saying?

You can have the actual, like, heads from the Ninja Turtle movie, like the ones that they use in the costumes and stuff like that? Yes. Okay. I do have some of those, but the replicas. Yeah, but like from the actual film. If I could get some from the actual movie, I would. Oh, yeah.

Like if I could get like the Casey Joan mask Or if I could get the hockey puck from Casey Jones Or if I could buy the original truck Yeah Oh That's how I feel about Transformers If I could buy the original Camaro that Bumblebee was I would love that so much

Oh dude I would definitely If I can have Megan Fox Yes From the original You can have a replica's fine I'll take a replica too You can't buy a person

I wouldn't buy her. I'm just saying if I can have her. What would you buy from your favorite movie, Vic? $1 million. Well, I mean, you made me think about Star Wars, and I'm just like, okay, Luke would be cool, but I wasn't the biggest Luke fan because I'm more so, stop calling me a nerd, Angie.

Because I'm more so a fan of one, two, and three. So I think the Samuel Jackson Purple Lightsaber. That would be hard. And you would get the Indian Maria costume. Yeah. From the original movie. From the set. From the set.

She has a movie, actually. Oh. And actually my grandma really liked her. What's your favorite movie? What's your favorite movie? Mean girls. What would you buy for Mean Girls? Oh, the pink shirt?

I don't know. The cat ears? The Halloween costume? The hoodie. She don't even go here. I don't know. I can't think right now. I think the NDAMRA would be the best one.

Yeah, because you're being racist again. God. You're racist, Greg. You are. It's okay when Kahn does it. Because he's a comedian by you? Do the voice. You're a racist, Greg.

Shoot the J. Shoot it. All right, you guys. LeBron is done flirting. He's coming home finally. All right, you guys, because it's been reported that LeBron might be going to the Warriors the past couple months. They're like, oh, he's going to the war. He's going to the Warriors.

Then they said maybe he'll go to Cleveland. But, you know, he was flirting with even retiring, talking about like, oh, maybe I'll just call it quits. Oh, he did. Tees us, huh? Yeah, but it seems like that is all over now because the 41-year-old is now in active negotiations with the L.A. Lakers. He's coming back home for his 24th NBA season, y'all. Let's clap it up for that. Aw.

Why did you call him out like that 41-year-old? What do you mean he's 41? How many more years do you think he has in him? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

So he'll be 46 in the league? Oh, damn. Maybe he could keep playing. What do you think, Con? You're happy that he's going to remain with the Lakers? I'm so over, dude. Why? I want Kobe back.

Oh, my God. RIP, Kobe. If there's any way, dog, if I had one wish, Ray J. If I had one, if I had one basketball wish, it'd be to bring back Kobe, like, in his prime, like, 27-year-old. 27-year-old Kobe? How old are you at that time? Well He was born in 70

Seven years old He's mathing right now When he was 18 I was 11 So seven years different So you're 20? Seven years I was 20

In his prime? In his prime I was 20 I was in my prime I was in my prime In my prime I'm definitely on the down slope Right now guys You know what's funny

I've been sitting down This whole time right We sit down for four or five hours My knees hurt. That's how bad it is, though. My knees hurt, and I've been sitting down for four hours, dog. That's so sad. Is that why you want LeBron off the team?

Because you guys are like the same age. You're like, if I can't do it, he can't do it, right? No, you know what it is, bro? Is that I'm just, I'm from the, I'm, I'm a Kobe era guy. And I'm just, you know, I, you know, I, you know, I, well, it's a new era. I can't get over Kobe. Nobody can't. I can't get over it.

I just can't get over him. Okay, but Lucas on the team. I feel like Kobe's like my ex so that I just can't get over. And I want him back. I'm dead serious. Okay. Get your life. Usually what?

Get your lot with it. That's not really right, bro. So you're not happy about this? No. I want, I want KB back. Number 8, 24, whatever. I don't care. Bring him back.

All right. Well, you're getting. This is a nightmare, Vic. I'm living a nightmare without him. We all are. We all are. But LeBron's on the team. He's like.

the stepdad. Are you happy? Yuck. He's coming back? Yeah. I mean, we don't have a better option than him coming back. Brony? Yeah. And you just said Luca. Luca's already on the team, but he needs a running mate. You know what I'm saying? So I think we got a running back. That's our best shot at going to the championship potentially next season. So I'm happy.

And it would be so weird to see him with the Warriors and Steph Curry. And I just want to tell LeBron, it's not you, dog. It is him, though. It's you. It's not you, bro. It's me. It's a concrete thing. We need it just part ways. Okay. bag.