Brown Bag Mornings - 07/09/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 💍 LAMAR ODOM’S KARDASHIAN GASLIGHTING & 🎰 THE LAS VEGAS "JACKS" DRAMA

Episode Date: July 9, 2026

We are diving into the ultimate gaslight as Lamar Odom denies marrying Khloe Kardashian for clout, even though he literally admitted it on camera in his own documentary! 💍🤡 The Homie Helpline gets heavy as we try to save a 22-year-old listener from a toxic "breakup hookup" involving an ex with "green eyes and muscles." 🤰🥊 Over in Chisme, we’re roasting Charles Barkley for declining an invite to the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding because he’d rather play golf than dress up! 🛥️⛳️ Play Ball breaks down the new Las Vegas NBA expansion team, the "Jacks," and why the name is already a viral joke waiting to happen. 🏀🎰 Finally, we investigate if Love Island is actually making us dumber after one contestant accidentally called an "epitome" an "epome." 🏝️🥴 [Edited by @iamdyre 📻] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (4:41) Scrolling (7:45) Homie Helpline (19:45) Chisme (23:16) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag Zoola, come here Now what's going on? She's Mation with Angie Okay, you guys, freaking Lamar Odom Pissed me off because this fool is gaslighting all of us If you guys remember, he had a documentary

on Netflix, right? Yep. Where he pretty much admitted that the only reason he married Chloe Kardashian was because of fame. Yeah, to be on the A list. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He literally said this.

I'm already, Lamar. older and I'm just kind of like watching how she lived and their lifestyle. I'm like, I know this is where I want to be. Like, this is how I want to live. I think that was like a power trip for me because it took the power that I had like her old champ and then Kardashian power. You get it. He didn't.

We get it. You know, I really loved her personality. She's like, she's really nice. Like I really wanted it. I saw my future with her. No, I saw her life. And I was like, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And then even in the documentary, the first time he saw her or met her, he said, I just want to smash. Yeah, he's like, I was throwing a smash, then I saw how she was living, then I wanted to live like that. Yeah, then I wanted that ADU. And also smash, but also smash other girls and do drugs, whatever, I want to do. Okay, so now he was asked like, hey, you know, like she's like bashing you, dragging you, all this stuff, right? Like saying that you pretty much were marrying her for fame.

And he's like, yeah, but I really never set that because Chloe was mad. She went on her podcast. She was really so, because she also helped that documentary. She didn't have to help that. documentary. She didn't know what he was saying. No, but she was just talking about their marriage, what she went through, his drug problem, all of that. Yeah, she went on to her podcast to say this. You're sitting on camera saying you married me for fame.

Like, I don't know how to be in your documentary. And behind the scenes, you, your friends, you guys are all saying how you were with me just for fame. That's like some, like, some, like, I feel so dumb. I spent hours in time doing this documentary as a favor. I'm not paid one penny. So she said that. But now Lamar was asked about it. And he's saying like, nah, I never said that.

But that never came out of my mouth. I think that was my kids or my children or whoever they were interviewing at the time. Because as I look into the camera, I didn't really need. You loved her. Yeah, I did. But I didn't really need more clout. You know what I mean? I'm playing with the best player of my generation.

It just fit. Okay, Pippin. No, that's not how it happened. My kid. Oh, no, you literally said that. Yeah, technically those words didn't come out of his mouth. He's right. But it's like, bro, we understand what you said, what you meant by that.

You can't sit there and say, I didn't say that. I didn't exactly say I was with her for the fame. And then he tried to put on his kids. Now, my kid said that. No, they didn't say that either. It was you. We inferred that from what you took. You literally said, oh, yeah, I want to live how she lived.

You know, it's sad, though. That type of gaslighting is probably what he has plagued clothes. with probably throughout there He is undefeated against her I still can't get over when he was like he he was found in like the what is what is that thing called like a bunny wrench? Yeah the brotho he was found

on the brothel unresponsive all of that after a drug overdose again the brothel is where he was getting right by these ladies yep she takes him like she helps him get over that go after the hospital puts him up in a really nice place they're broken up yeah puts him up in a really

nice place paying his bills everything Because to her understanding, this will can't speak anymore. Yeah. This will, like, is going through, like, learning how to redo everything. She pops in one day, and he's sitting and he's smoking crack, bro. And he can talk. So he was just pulling one over on her again. And to see that this type of, like, this kind of repeated type of pattern.

We're all seen it. Then he did a documentary about it and got her again. Talk! And now he's trying to get her again saying, I never said that. We are all witnessing the gas lighting. Who's the moron? him or her. I mean, let's see how that.

He has a winning streak against her. He does. Ha, ha, got her again. I mean, you know, we're not going to fall for it. No. He's trying to grab all of us in there. He's falling for it, but Chloe.

What is seat? I feel bad for her. She has a good heart. She's really bad. But sometimes having a good heart gets you nowhere. Look at her. Ta, ta, ta mal. You know?

She's rich. Well, she does good, for her. But I get what you're saying. It made her waste. years with the dude. Yeah. And then wasted years with another dude. Being rich, they didn't think he had a great life because he was looking for more.

But sometimes just being rich is that enough. Yeah. For him. For him. Yeah. Okay. All right. Thanks, I'm scrolling.

Love Island might be entertaining to a lot of people, but it might be making them stupider without even knowing. Oh. Vicks. Love Island's like, it's the hottest show ever. Vic watches it every single week. A lot of people talk about it. But people don't talk about how dumb these people actually are.

on the show. Uh-oh. These people are the hot. They're hot. You don't know how to talk. They're the hot. They're the hot. Oh, they're so hot that Nicki Jim.

They're the hot. But they're going viral right now because people are talking about literally how they talk, how they're saying stupid words. I sound like one of them right now. Right now? You've been watching it. Just play the clip, bro. I'll play the first clip and I want you to see what he's trying to say. This Casa Amor is like the biggest, the epitome of the...

The epitome of testing connections. Epitone. Epitome. Yeah, epitome. The epitome. He's only seen it written before. Yeah, for sure. It's epitome.

This concept of more is like the biggest, the epitome of testing connections. Either that or is a teleprompter. Yeah. Here, he this. That's funny, dude. I do it the opposite. I know how to say words.

I just don't know how to spell them, dog. That's the difference. Listen to this next one. I'm going to like, compromises. with you. We're going to compromise with each other. Compromise. Compromise. Shout to that guy. He got the ick after that

and broke up with her. Really on the show? Yeah, after that he's like, you could see his face. She didn't know how to talk. He wanted, now he wanted her home girl after that. He's like, yeah. How you speak is important. You can make her break a connection. 100%. God bless my girl, because she stuck around with me.

Oh, dude. She used to correct me on minus well. I used to say minus well. Cudy pie. Don't laugh like that, big. She said of might as well. Yeah, you're all, mine as well. She's like, minus what?

Yeah, it's a mind as well. Like, you know. Like, yeah, two hours and a half. She'd be like, in a half what? Like what? She's like, oh, it's two and a half hours. I was like, oh, okay. Oh, thank you for teaching all of us.

That's great. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, vocabulary. I said a big word in my first date with Jorge, and I think that sealed the deal for me. What was it? What was it? Circadian rhythm.

Yeah, I was talking about, like, my work, sleep schedule, and I was like, yeah, my circadian rhythm's all messed up. And then he said, like, he went to go hang out with one of his homies. He's like, like, I never met a girl that knew words like that. Wow. And then, here I am, ring on it. It for sure wasn't my boobs. I'm sure it wasn't that.

It was brain. Not these circadiums. Not these circadian rhythms. This is my brain. All right, thanks for that. Yes. Love Island. Yeah, might make you dumber if you watch it.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fighting it every day. The dumbness? Yeah. Oh, cutie-fice. He's not working. He's fighting that disease every day.

The disaster. All right. Check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for.

The homie help line. Oh, Beto's going through it. He is. Beto found out. His girl hooked up with their ex while they were broken up for about a month. It was only a month. I think that gets to him like, dang, you got that. You got that in the chamber?

Right there. That quit? Yes. Yeah, I know I hung out with the girl that I knew since middle school. And I told you not to worry about. And I told you not to worry about. And we talked to her about all of our problems. Yes, I know I did that, but I didn't hook up with her because my homie was there.

My dog was there. Yeah. We were not alone. And she went all the way and then like did it all. Do you imagine she turns out to be pregnant? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. That's what she's talking. That's what she's hooked up.

All it takes is one time. Oh, my goodness. And he wants to know, like, look, I got to leave it for this because she initially told me that this was a stranger she hooked up with. And then I, like, allowed that. And then now it turned out that. It's her ex. There's no stranger at all. Okay.

The call was coming from inside the house. Antonio, in HP. Antonio, good morning. Good morning. Antonio, you went through something similar, brother? Yeah. Oh, I know. I can hear me.

Yes, I can hear you. I can hear you. What happened, Antonio? Whatever. I'm back. What's up? Well, I'm going through the same stuff. Like, we would break up.

And then, you know, we would hook up with other people. But, well, the first couple times. So you had someone that you were on and off with. And then while you were on and off, or while you were on and off, or while you, while you, you were off, you would hook up with someone. Yeah, I was my wife. We were actually married during the time. Oh.

And it's funny because I remember, like, I was hearing the conversation. And, like, she actually, one time, like, because I was getting locked up a lot during this time. So, like, one time I got out of jail and I went to the house and, like, her baby daddy was there. Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is literally like baby boy. Yeah, come on, Jody I feel a little four, homie

Hold on. Put me to your ear, brother. Take me off a Bluetooth or speaker, but so you and your wife and her baby daddy was a lot. Love triangle.

Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I hooked up. Yeah. Did it? Oh, did it? Did it? work out or not?

This call will be recorded. Are you in jail? Like, like, during the night eight, I thought I wanted, like, participate with the family and stuff and, like, now a day. Hey, homie, are you locked up right now? I'm scared. I feel like we're into the drama right now. I know.

Oh, my goodness. All right. Gabriel, Gabriel and Pomona. Good morning, Gabriel. Good morning, I'm back. Gabriel, we're trying to help out the homie. Beto hit us up because him and his girl of three years. They have a baby together.

She also has a kid outside of the. the relationship that he feels as his own. So he loves them all. But they are so toxic. He's 22. She's 28. They are toxic towards each other. He being grows up on Instagram for prayers and she being hitting up her ex for more than that.

And so he just found out that during their month breakup, she hooked up with her ex. And it's really like he's like, there's no coming back from that. She tried to pass it off as, oh, yeah, it's just someone I just met. Like that would make it easier on him. And he forgave her for that. Because he knows like that I was hanging out with someone. I shouldn't have been too. Yeah.

But then he finds out that's her ex. And it's like, damn. And then she finds out she's been texting him like, hey, can you talk? That's crazy. It's sneaky. No, no, no. What would you? And now he's like, I don't know what to do, man.

What would you tell him, Gabriel? I would tell him to grow up, man. He decided that he wanted to break up for his reasons. But he tells him maturity. He decided to get back with her. You get back with someone. You're getting back with them, whether it's one, one month, two months, two years. You're getting back with all the back.

all the baggage that came with it. She hooked up another dude. Oh, well. He used to grow up and find that security as a man. You get back with her because I know he's insecure. If he's hidden up girls while he's with her, that's an insecurity. Men's she's because of insecurity. He needs to grow up.

Who is this guy? That's a secure man. That's a secure man right there. I didn't know. So you're saying like, hey, you chose to break up with her. You can't like say what she does when you're not with her. and if you get back with her, you've got to do whatever that comes with.

Yeah, because he has to, the thing is, if he doesn't grow up and own it, then he's going to be like, now he's going to be deeper because he's going to be questioning every little thing she does. He's going to be her now. She's going to break up with him

for being too controlling. You've got to understand that. But he's a little young guy, April. He's just the boy. He's going to be a kid here. Just the boy. He's not the real McCoy. Not the real McCoy at all.

That was advice from the OG. I mean, it's good advice. I mean, it's... In that moment, though, you don't want to hear it because you're all emotional. No. You're all sucking the air and walls. Leti and Boyle Heights. Good morning, Tokaya.

Leti. Good. Oh, good morning. How are you guys? I mean, letty. Talk to our homie, Beto. What would you advise him? He got back with his ex after a month break.

Comes to find out she slept with her ex during that break. And it's really getting to him. They have kids together. He's trying his, it's messing with his mental state. You know what? And the guy had green eyes and muscles. Opposite of him. Yeah, but yeah, but you could have green eyes and muscles,

but he could be no good for nothing, so. Good for something. Good for one thing. I mean, well, yeah, but honestly, he's a 22-year-old guy. Yeah. You want to have this guy to go back to school if he hasn't finished school, get a degree, get in shape, forget about him being involved in the family, ball. There's some balls that are really handsome.

And, I mean, and other than that, yeah, I mean, take care of his obligations if he has his little one, and he's too young to be worrying about that. They're too young. Yeah, he has a lot. You're right. He has a lot of, like,

ahead of him, not on his head, but like ahead of him. He's sad. He sit on his couch. He doesn't know what to do. He has to call American Curric College right now. For the new degree program For the new nursing program Scholarship available

to those who qualify Where can I learn more? Where can I learn more? Go to accfeature.com That's accefeature.com Sold! 22 year old I need to drop the bond sign Get himself in shape.

I have a 28 and a 26 year old And I have those two in the gym all the time. Yeah, you can tell she's hardcore. Yeah, she's not. There's even no panzones in this house. It felt like very much like mom advice. You need to get up. Go to school.

Go back to school. Yeah. Which is essentially focus on yourself. Don't get caught up in that because it is going, you need that distraction. Don't get caught up, King. I mean, dude, the worst part is that she got basically back with her ex. That means that she was thinking about him, felt she wanted that old feeling back. That old thing back.

You know how you guys mentioned? She had been thinking about that. Oh, yeah. You know how you guys had mentioned like the, it's easier for the girls? I'm wondering if too she's like. She's like, hey, I don't want to get my number up. But, like, I know, like, this is someone that I already know. That's a good theory.

That's a good theory. That's still another body. No. It's the same body. Same body. You wouldn't count it twice. You can't count it twice. I would count it twice.

You would count it twice? That's a new body. That's inflating your number. Guys, it could be the same driver. They're still being miles. They're still being putting miles on that car. That part is true. Yeah.

I don't care how many drivers are. I don't care of. I don't care of it. Someone that's familiar. someone. I don't care. One owner, two owners? That's exactly the same reason

why he hit up the girl from school. That's a body. It's someone that's familiar, someone he knows will be down to hang out. That's the same reason. I told Nikki, if me and her breakup, I'm going into priesthood. I'm becoming a priest and not touching nothing ever after that.

I hear such a liar. But the Lord's hand. Hallelujah. She said, hallelujah. She said, hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Beto, hey Beto, have you gone to school, bro?

No, I finished high school, graduated high school. There you go. How do I say this? I mean, I couldn't go to college. I wanted to so bad. I actually wanted to be a teacher. Aw. It's not too late, though.

Not too late. But what's it about, you know, the reason right after high school I didn't go was because, you know what I mean? I didn't have the fun. to be able to go to school, you know. And I'm not like any other kid, you know, like all for scholarship and stuff, you know. I didn't know that you had to be like born here or whatever to be able to get that stuff.

Oh. You know? So, you know, right after high school, I went, I started working, you know. I don't think ACC, doc. I don't think American Career College cares about where the hell you were born. As long as you can check somebody's heart rate. He lives in another state.

We're going to check it. We're going to check if ACC has a school around you. Yeah. At least we'll do a weekend. We'll send in a referral. Yeah, we need to get you educated, man. It's just more like focusing on you. I think that's the best thing you can do.

Like trying to get your leg back might not help you. And you have a good job right now. No, no, no, no. Trying to get back with her also might not help you. But like what can't help you is like just feeding your soul brothers. Feeding yourself. You're 22, bro. You got, and I know you've probably been through a lot.

But oh my gosh, you got so much more head of you, Don. He's being chiquito. And you know what? We're going to send you to Turkey, too. Oh, you know what? And I'm going to be very clear. I'm going to be very clear. ACC did not guarantee employment.

What did he say? ACC did not. ACC. Does not guarantee employment. It's a fine print. I'm going to say that. That's fool. It's not you're good.

It's what you need right now. It's what you need right now. Pavoor, we love you, brother. Beto. Keep your head up above water, brother. Keep your head up, Beto. You got this. I will.

I will. Okay. You know, I follow country on Instagram. You know, I use a little real to distract myself. They're funny. They're funny. Amazing. You know, uh, keep your stuff up, man.

Thank you, brother. Appreciate you, man. We're all here trying to survive, brother. Oh, yeah. We see me too. We all are. All right, man. We'll see you, buddy.

He needs you right now? You're just, yeah. Yeah. You're just like rushing them off. Invite him. We'll come out to the show tomorrow. You want to come and have fun tomorrow at the show? He's not out here.

Where's he at? Beto, where are you at? Where are you out, a big dog? I live in Arkansas, dogs. I'm there going. I don't know. I have nothing booked out there, but hopefully. Arkansas what?

Like Little Rock or what? No, I live in North West. Over in the Fayetteville. Fayetteville's in Arkansas? Yeah, Fayetteville. Yeah, Fayetteville? No, but stay yeah, there's no shows out there.

Well, nothing yet. We're working our way. We're working our way to the Midwest. Nice, nice. Get back where. Okay. No. Focus on yourself.

Do it come here? Now what's going on? Damn! Cheese Mason with Angie. Okay, listen, you guys, I really think Travis Kelsey needs to rethink his whole friendship with Charles Barkley. Charles Barkley?

They're homies. Yeah, apparently they're really good homies. Their house. Big old woman down there. Oh, God. And San Antonio. He's an NBA legend and also a commentator. And he's talked smack about San Antonio saying that there's a lot of big women out there.

All the time. And true rows. They like eating them true rolls down there. They can't stop. Oh, damn. I didn't know. I guess it's like a whole viral thing. That's what they're repeating.

I didn't know he did all that. I know he said like in the past like he's really close friends with Travis Kels. So it's he also said, you know what? Like this past weekend, Travis Kels, he got married with Taylor. Swift and he was actually invited to the wedding. Oh. But apparently Charles denied it because he was like, nah, I don't do weddings. Listen.

I don't go to weddings or funerals, but I did get an invite and I politely declined because I thought it was going to be a show. I love Travis and Jason and I've all met Taylor one time. But yeah, I did get an invite, but I said, hey, you know what, that's just too much. I just want to hang out and play golf and I don't want to dress up and all that. other stuff. What? So he's saying he does not do weddings. He does not go to any weddings or any funerals. He rather go play golf and he doesn't want to dress up. He's funny. He just opted out of like very important things in life because he's so rich. So it's like, I don't do weddings or females.

I thought it was going to be a what? Crap show. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. Really? He thought there was going to be a lot of like a like a circus, like a lot of people around. Probably just a whole hoopla. Come on. It's like the biggest wedding and this is your friend that you're saying like This is my clothes for him. But there's, I mean, he's at an age too where I feel like sementa. You're just kind of like, I don't want to do all that. You're like sour grapes. Yeah, like shake hands and have to put on this act.

Are you there too? Me? Yeah. Are you getting there? I know. I'm getting up there. I'm getting up there. I don't even want to be here right now, guys.

Who's all going to be there? Who's all going to be there? Everyone's going to work today? Sounds like I have to talk to everybody. You know, shake him? Okay. But he hadn't really met Taylor either. Yeah, but again, this is your close friend.

It's not her. His close friend. What is his close friend? Well, that's what he said. Travis Kells has barely been born. Like, Charles Barkley has lived two lies before Travis Kels existed. Well, and I'm saying, that's what Charles Barkley says. And there was 1,500 people there.

That is a lot of people for a wedding. They probably didn't even notice he wasn't there. Yeah. True. Maybe. But he had to say that he got an invite, though. He had to flex on him real quick. I got an invite.

What if he didn't get the invite? Because doesn't a shot clown him? all the time. Aren't they like... Yeah, they're always back and forth bickering at each other. Maybe he didn't. Maybe.

Maybe. Don't, sarcastic. And that's why he would say, like, I never go to weddings. I don't know. There are other people that don't go to either, weddings or funerals? I never heard of that.

I've not a funeral person either. Like, I'll send my condolences, but I don't want to be, not me personally, but there's people that are like that. I'm not big on funerals, there's people that go to every funeral. They don't miss one.

I don't even like smelling flowers because I just, I think of funerals. Like, when there's like flowers, You know what I'm saying? Oh, I'm like that with red roses. I hate red roses. And then there's people that don't go to their homies kids' birthdays parties. Oh, yeah.

Or even like say happy birthday. Oh, yeah. To my sons. Yeah. Wow. Nice. Shoot the J. Shoot it.

Playball. All right, you guys. Las Vegas is getting an NBA team and they might be jacking your favorite NBA player. Oh. All right. So the NBA approved of Las Vegas getting an expansion team. it's likely going to happen in the next few years, probably 2028 or 2029. That's like what they're saying.

Right about the corner. Yeah. So the name that they're pitching right now is the jacks. And the logo looks like a jack from a deck of cards. Fire in Las Vegas. In Las Vegas. Yeah. Which is also ironic because they might jack your favorite player in the expansion draft.

So what happens is they select players from every single team to make their team. Oh, wow. Yeah. So I would hit up Sacramento. And be like, hey, let me get that Kings. The Las Vegas Kings or the Aces or something, no? I mean, the Jacks. The Las Vegas Aces are already a team, the WMBA team.

The Las Vegas Aces. Yeah, you told me. Who? WMBA women play basketball. They do? I just know calling someone Jacks leads to a lot of jokes. True. Hey, jackass.

Jackoffs. The Jackoffs. Guess what? The Jackoffs are going to. to the playoffs. No. Yeah. When are they going to finish?

The jack-off is coming off the bench. Okay, all right. When was the last expansion team? Do you know? Or like, do you know another example of an expansion team? The Toronto Raptors? The Raptors were an expansion team. Oh.

Also the... So they're part of the NBA. This is not another league. This is not the minors. This is your part of the NBA. The Brooklyn Nets were an expansion team? They're at a... No, they moved.

They were in New Jersey. Oh, damn. He's been telling you this whole segment. Bobcats. Pelicans? The Pelicans, they used to be the Hornets. They just changed their name. They changed the name.

It's complicated with them. Because they were in Charlotte. Yeah, it's complicated with them. But also, Seattle's getting a team, but whatever. Anyways, the ownership group does not include LeBron James, though. For years, LeBron was saying, I want to own that team that's going to Vegas. Oh, okay. And right now, the ownership group does not include him at all, and there's no plans to.

Because players can't be owners. Not only because of that. What if he's a player? If he plays on that team, if he stays until 2029? I know that, but 2029? That's in what, three years? He'll be 44. Yeah, he's got to hang it up by then.

Yeah, he is hanging up. I hope so. So people are going to go to the Las Vegas Jax. Yes. We've been there previously, like, going out there for work and stuff and seeing them building the different stadiums. Like, clearly they have the football stadium. Believe they're working on a baseball party. They want to build.

And then the NBA? Oh, man. They want to build the arena across from the Mandalay Bay. Insane. Get your house in Henderson right now, okay? Yeah. Something's going to turn up over there. Yeah.

And then they even have a former clipper involved. Vinnie Del Negro, he used to be the coach. So he might be a part of that ownership team too. So it's a lot of stuff going on. You like him? Vinny Del Negro? Yeah, he actually used to be for the Spurs as well, no? Yeah.

Yeah, he played for them. It's back in the 90s. Oh, wow. Vintage. Vintage. Yeah, all right. Ooh-hoo. That was sports.

on Rose Grands Vic for Brownback mornings on Power 106. Have you guys noticed how he gets Oh, go shave Angie What?

Go shave your toes, Angie. When you talk about his age? Yeah. No, a big comedian? I can handle a joke, girl, let's do a roast session.

We want to do a roast for concrete's birthday. And we said, and we said, I don't think we could do it because he'll probably get mad. And then after we get off of it, he'd be like,

Guys, for real, we got to stop that. We got to be unified. Enough is enough, guys. Latinos Unitos. Be your own people. We can't be beating up Latinos, okay? We can't go against each other, okay? We're all here.

We're all here. We're all here. We're all here. We're all here. We're all clowning. Look it up, buddy. Go shave at you. Highlights of brown bag.