Brown Bag Mornings - 07/13/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🛰️ THE GIANT SPACE DEATH RAY & ⚰️ THE CREEPY OKLAHOMA CALLER

Episode Date: July 13, 2026

We are diving into the terrifying news of a satellite company reflecting sunlight back to Earth—is it for "rescue efforts" or just a giant space laser to hold us hostage for energy bills? 🛰️�...� On Don’t You Know I’m Local, we break down the absolute chaos at Jay-Z’s Yankee Stadium show, where thousands of fans "crashed out" after leaving early and missing a legendary hour-long encore. 🎤🗽 The Homie Helpline reaches a new level of "terrifying" when a caller named Colton offers revenge advice that has the entire crew checking their locks and questioning the algorithm. 📞💀 We also roast Gen Z for the "tan maxing" trend, where kids are hunting dangerous UV rays just to end up smelling like Cheetos and "dog paw" spray tan. ☀️🥨 Finally, Money Moves investigates the great Ronaldo tear conspiracy—did he actually cry for the betting apps, or is Poly Market just pocketing the cash? ⚽️💧 [Edited by @iamdyre 🐚] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (4:06) Rap Sheet (8:31) Scrolling (12:00) Homie Helpline (24:35) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Highlights are brown bag What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill Where are you from, Esed? Don't you know I'm local? Oh, now I get why California gets so much hate. We are apparently going to be the cause for the end of the whole world
Starting point is 00:00:16 Just as you know guys. What? It's going to be our fault. Like that? What? There's a Southern California company that is set up to ruin this whole earth. No, I'm not talking about whatever Tesla is doing
Starting point is 00:00:25 or anything in Silicon Valley. No, it's actually a satellite company called Reflect Orbital. Check this out. They just got federal approval to test a satellite that uses a giant mirror in space to reflect the sunlight back down to Earth. I feel like I've seen this in all like the movies
Starting point is 00:00:47 or like this feels like a death ray. Like this feels like a hate. Isn't this what they do to ants? Let's get out. Let's get like some kind of glass situation and reflect it into the end. Let the, I've seen this movie before. a big
Starting point is 00:00:59 fricking laser beam. Yes. That's a doctor evil. Yeah, Dr. Evil. It's a laser beam.
Starting point is 00:01:08 One million dollars. Yes. That's what it feels like. Well, apparently this is so that we can have sunlight longer. That's what this
Starting point is 00:01:18 company is hoping to do. This is what their pitch was. And they went on it for like, let's say like natural disasters and there might be rescue efforts
Starting point is 00:01:26 and they might need more sunlight. Yeah. So boom. This satellite could then reflect the sun's light that's about to dim. Like it's evening time. It's about to go to the other side of the world. And it's like, no, not yet.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Let's reflect it back into certain spots on the earth so we can help save the baby. This is a trick. It's a trick to make us work longer than a nine to five. Oh, that's a working. No, it's sicker than that. They're going to hold us hostage and be like, we're not going to take the sun off you unless you pay us. Oh, no. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:57 They're going to threaten us. They're going to threaten us. Well, light is needed more. You know, that's what we turn lights on after it turns dark. And they're saying this might help us save on energy bills. And granted, you would have to pay for that sunlight to be reflected. They say maybe for some sporting events instead of having those big stadium lights, they could then, in the future, buy this one of the satellites and it can shine down on your event.
Starting point is 00:02:20 That'd be crazy. That's pretty wild. We need to sleep. Yeah. That's true. They're trying to go to sleep with the lights on. They're only testing. they want 50,000 up there.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Damn. 50,000 giant mirrors. That's it? Again, this has been okayed by the government for them to send one up to see how it would reflect the sun's rays and bring a little bit of sunlight. They said that it would look like afternoon light. It wouldn't look like direct like 12 noon light. Still though.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Are you crazy? Like you're walking out of a stadium and then it's just darkness. Yeah. You get me? Because it was all bright in there this whole time. Why are they going to put them out? Oh yeah. Like in the earth surface.
Starting point is 00:02:57 No, in the. We're not going to see it. It's up in the sky in the, yeah. Astronomers hate this. Astronomers are the ones being like, bro, you don't know how you're going to ruin the animal life. Yeah, true. That's used to. The vegetation.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Dark and all of that. You don't know what the heck you're doing. If you're on a sick one, you're going to feel like you're on a sick one forever? Yeah. The day just never end. It's wild, but it's happening. They got to be okay. They're going to send one of the big old mirrors up in the sky.
Starting point is 00:03:24 And then you've got to think if we're always concerned clearly, as we should be, about other people. that don't like the United States? What if they hack the satellites? And they just... It's just daytime all the way. We're going to become ants in a magnifying glass. Yeah, I'm telling you. This is scaring me.
Starting point is 00:03:39 You guys aren't worried about this big freaking laser beam enough. They haven't even figured out cell phone reception. Why are they trying to do all this? I know. How come I got no bars when I go over here? Yeah. California slugs, huh? I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:03:53 No. It's a Southern California company that's doing this. We don't need more light. We don't need more light. We don't. Just give me the light. You want more like to Alaska. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Just be ready, y'all. That big mirror in the sky is going to happen very, very soon. If it's hip-hop, you know let these on. There I go. Rep sheet. Let these set go. Dang, if you checked Instagram this past weekend, you saw all the fun that New York City was having because Jay-Z was over there doing a three-night concert over at Yankee Stadium.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Man, he brought out. Who didn't he bring out? Man. He brought out Beyonce. He brought out Eminem. Night 2. He brought out Rihanna last night. It was so many great people that went on stage and turned up. And besides, it's Jay Z. And he's playing the hits. Yeah. Right. Incredible. But some fans were really, really upset. And I want to know which fan in this room you guys would
Starting point is 00:04:42 want to be. Okay. Night 2 was a vibe. That's when Renegade. That was Eminem came out. Didn't run again. For the hip-hop heads. Hip, hip-hop, right? But and then that one had girls, girls, that one had song cry. It was a, night two was amazing. I would definitely want to be night too. Okay. But here's what happened night one. Okay? Fans were upset and they crashed out on night one because Jay-Z apparently, reportedly, allegedly, told everybody good night.
Starting point is 00:05:07 And then they all dipped and it wasn't really good night. He had an encore. Bro, he has a song called Encore. Why would you not think that he would have an encore? Jay Z dismissed us from the concert and was like, thank you for coming out, have a good night. It is thousands of people that left the concert and we can't get back inside. And there's about a whole hour and a half left.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Oh, they were hurt. That sucks. That sucks cool. Word of my mother's son. I was disappointed. Yeah. Like, imagine you tell me, like, I'm at your house. You're like, all right, everybody, have a good night.
Starting point is 00:05:39 And I just sit there on your couch. But that's what happens in concert. You got to bring more cappacito, right? You got to wait for the end credits. You got to wait for the lights to turn on. And then the ushers to be like, hey, out here. No pictures. You start picking you out.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Yeah. You wait for that. Even when, like, the people are saying, like, started taking off the stage, that's when you leave. Everybody knows that. Everyone knows concerts have encore. I don't know. I don't know that I've been to a concert that doesn't have an encore.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Yeah. Okay, so that was night one. Thousands of people dipped and then were to their mothers be. It was really bad. They couldn't get back in. All they could hear was freaking Alicia Keys singing Empire State of May. Oh, that's the words. All right.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Now, last night, would you rather be that crowd or last night's crowd? Get you. They ended up seeing Rihanna. They saw Beyonce. Farrell came out Jeezy came Brough, GZ canceled his
Starting point is 00:06:28 show in Vegas to be a surprise guest yeah, at J-C's show in New York it was wild everybody wanted to be there but you would have had to wait
Starting point is 00:06:36 to midnight to see you. Five hours. Yes, so what ended up happening at last night show is some fans bum rushed inside and they clearly were not ticketed or their ticket didn't scan so security had it all shut down.
Starting point is 00:06:50 They closed the gates. They didn't let anyone in. The people that were in had to sit in their seats. They said this announcement at 12 a.m. in the morning. We're working as far as New Zealand
Starting point is 00:07:00 against you a meeting. They're going to we're trying our best here. We're trying our best. The crowd was not having it. The show started at 12, 16 a.m. Today.
Starting point is 00:07:16 What the hell? 16 a.m. It just happened. Yeah. Just finished out. But it was an incredible show. It ended at 3 a.m. It was an incredible show.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Again, it's incredible. Beyonce. Rion. Jayzie, Farrell, this goes on. Which one would you rather be? The fools that left early or the fools that the show started late? Left early. Left early, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:35 At least I got to watch the show. Yeah. Well, you get to watch the show. You're just in your second dream. Yeah, I would have left. Honestly, I have worked the next day. Oh, wow. Very nice.
Starting point is 00:07:45 I don't know. That's typical hip-hop shows, dude. They're always late. Rappers are always coming. Two hours late. 12 a. You're a professional, dog. For a favor.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Get up there, dog. You were a rapper once. Especially on a set. Yeah, I never had shows like that. Which one would you rather be? The late show or the one that left early? Left early. I wouldn't want to be the late show.
Starting point is 00:08:06 What? Oh, bro, because he was playing like the other ones are basically on those two albums. Yes. These ones, he was running through. Like hits. Hits. Yeah, but you wouldn't know. Yeah, I would.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Because I would have stayed. The late show. You would have waited without knowing. I would have went from the 3 a.m. to right here. What's up, everybody? Good morning. No.
Starting point is 00:08:25 No. I wonder would have gave us the day off. No, she wouldn't look for a lot. No. Scrolling with all me. Gen Z right now, they're trying their hardest to look all sexy and tan, but they're ending up in the hospital because of this new trend. It's called tan maxing.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Oh, kids. Tan maxing is where these kids are starting to go outside to the beaches to wherever they can tan to. But what they're doing is that they're going when the UV index is at a six or higher. So when it's at its highest, they're checking the weather app, and they're like, this is the perfect time to tan right now. I never heard a UV index in my life, but I know that that is going to tell you when not to go outside. Yeah. It's like, hey, if it's high, stay inside because the freaking rays are really bad. They could cause cancer to you.
Starting point is 00:09:10 They're like, hey, the UV rays are really high. Let's go outside. Let's get tan. Oh, this is a hack, bro. Yes. Faster tanning. On the app, it'll tell you, like, all right, wear like sunscreen from this time to this time because the UVs. And they won't on purpose.
Starting point is 00:09:24 They won't. They're not doing any of that stuff at all. It's skin cancer and crazy. Yeah. It's because they haven't had someone that looked crazy like in a tan. Like we saw all the orange people. Oh my God. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:37 The president's hell of orange. But we saw like the hell of orange almost like with a little playboy bunny. A little tan little stamp. You know what I? Yeah. We saw all of that. We saw that in his beach at his prime. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:49 We saw Holkogen. Jersey Shore. Jersey Shore. Gt L. Nicole. Richmond. The old lady from something about Mary. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Tan too much. And it looked crazy. It did. No, we saw that one movie where the girl died in the tanning bed. Yes. Final Destination 3. I'll never forget it.
Starting point is 00:10:09 I'll never forget it. She was trapped. They need the scare of their life. They need that in some kind of movie, some kind of show. They need more final destinations. They do. Have you guys ever tan like crazy like that?
Starting point is 00:10:20 The tan? No. Well, they say the best tan is like. Like the one you don't even have to go outside for. Like now they make spray tans great. They make all of that. I just remember going to like the electric ones. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:31 And they put this little thing over your eyes and it was so scary because you could see through it. And you just think of that one movie where the girl dies. That spray tan, you smell like Cheetos, man. How do you know? Oh, have you done it? You've done it? I've smelled it before. Yeah, he smelled like Cheetos.
Starting point is 00:10:45 He smelled like the bottom feet of a dog's foot or something. Like a paw. You smell like a paw. Greg loves that smell. That's a good smell. It smelled like Doritos. That's what I'm saying, though. You're fucking around with a tan and smelling like cheese, bro.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Which is weird, man. Yeah, and then like everything's tan except your hands. That's what I look. Looks bad. Come on. One time I sprayed tan for, it was like a powerhouse or a Cali Christmas. And I remember I interviewed the Niki Manash. And then I look at the photos like, dang.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Why did I go to the one with the group on? Why did I go to the group? It's so bad. Also, why were you trying to be tan in Christmas? It might have been Powerhouse. It might, I don't know which it was. I just know it was a Paran 10-on-06 concert, which are amazing, by the way.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Nobody else could top it, and we might be coming back soon. Yeah. I don't know. We're not in the universe. Or manifest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about your 10? Is your 10 coming with that?
Starting point is 00:11:45 No. That would be awesome. And now they have way better ones. Yeah. Yeah. But these fools are UV maxing. Yeah, don't do that. Tampaxing.
Starting point is 00:11:53 So dumb. Stop it, kids. Yes, be careful. Wear sunscreen. They say self-tanners and bronzers are the safest thing to do that. Yes. Do that. All right, check this out, homie.
Starting point is 00:12:02 You need a homie or need some help. We need your head. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. From Nebraska to Alaska, Andrea's getting cracked. She'll get cracked.
Starting point is 00:12:16 No, she's not getting cracked anymore. Okay. Not anymore. She got played. It's a wild story. She had us up that she said she's from Nebraska and she got flown out to Alaska by this guy that's in the military. She was looking snooping for a Q-tip, supposedly, in the bathroom drawer.
Starting point is 00:12:32 She found a makeup bag. And then he said, oh, I'm in the middle of divorce. She's like, yeah, yeah, whatever. I don't believe you. So she wanted to go back home, didn't want to talk to him. Boom. She went back home. A couple months later, back in Nebraska.
Starting point is 00:12:43 And this guy's like, hey, what's up? It's my birthday. Let's turn up. Because they're from the same hometown. Exactly. And then she was snooping. Supposedly it just came up on her Facebook that the mom wished him a happy birthday with his two kids and his girlfriend. And then he has another one on the way. And now she's like, dude, I am sick of this guy. I want to be petty. What should I do? And now she's asking us. What should we do?
Starting point is 00:13:07 Alaska's not really one of the poles? No. It's like up. That's wild. I'm an idiot. It's near the North Pole. What's in the South Pole? Greenland's the closest to North Pole. What about the South? South Pole. That's not Antarctica?
Starting point is 00:13:22 No, that's a clothing company. Oh, that's a good one. I just looked at flights, the one that she took, it's like an $800 flight. Oh, you got money. Yeah. So which was the one with the ice, the igloos? Both. That's not Alaska.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Alaska. They have it too. Yeah, Alaska got igloos. An Eskimos? Yeah. Yeah, okay, I'm tripping. But baby, girls. girl wants to know.
Starting point is 00:13:49 Hey, should I tell this fool that I know? He's hitting me up, sent me photos of him, trying to meet up, trying to link. Like, ew, bro. I'm over you. Fuckala. Mm-hmm. Should I say something? I feel petty right now.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Yes, she's single. Petty move. She got nothing but time right now. Mm-hmm. She has the whole summer at her dad's. Oh, true. You know, she's trying to figure out what to do over here. What should she do?
Starting point is 00:14:09 By the way, how are summers in Nebraska, Andrea? How are summers where? In Nebraska. Are they cold or are they hot? Girl, it is a hundred. 102 degrees today. In Nebraska? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:14:23 If you were listening to my weather report, you would see that it's a heat warning all over the country. Is that for June or July? I know, man. I was sabotaged by our social media team here. You guys are going off the rails right now? Now you have to explain it. Let's bring her back. I'm sorry, mamasita.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Sorry, we have ADHD as a whole as a whole team. He was honestly thinking about like five minutes ago. I'm like, damn, I don't think just one of them has ADHD. I think they all got it. Oh, all right. How are you going to get flown out over here? Stay in Nebraska. Okay, yes, it took like seven turns, which she's right.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Concrete's talking about he put up a post for his weather. Me? You did. I saw you send it to Greg. Hey, Greg, this is for, blah, blah. And then you added someone named Kim for some reason. I don't know who Kim is. Yeah, Kim, you can check it.
Starting point is 00:15:23 You put that. I was like, who the hell is Kim? I don't know. I don't know. Exactly. Exactly. We'll find out next. But Greg posts it. And apparently he put up the weather for June.
Starting point is 00:15:32 We are in July. I know. He put up the wrong one. No. We all got the same one. You sent me that. Oh. You're like, post this, all right?
Starting point is 00:15:40 So I posted it. Okay. Yes, that's it. No more. No more. Back to baby girl. Andrea. She wants to know.
Starting point is 00:15:46 She tells him something, man. She's single right now. Yeah. Andrano, you're single right now, right? You ain't got nobody? Nobody to call home. Yeah, I'm single. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Send that picture over here. We'll make sure you're not single anymore. Get flown out to Cali, a state worth coming to, Russ. Yeah, nobody cheats out here. No. Or lies. All right, let's get calls. Let's go to Colton.
Starting point is 00:16:09 His name is Colton in Oklahoma. Wow. The United States is checking in and Brownback Morning. They listen to us all over the world. Let's go. Tan America. Colton. Colton
Starting point is 00:16:21 Hello there, brown bag Oh no I'm scared What's how Colton? What's Holton? I just wanted to say that I think she should get um
Starting point is 00:16:36 Colton are you like in your mom's basement right now or something? What's going on? Let him speak. He's like hiding. I want to hear this. Let him speak. Colton speak your mind, buddy. Be confident. What do you got? Okay. I think she should get revenge on a guy. I think she should just go get another guy that's close to him and hit him where it hurts.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Hit him where it hurts? In the heart? I know, Colton. With another guy. With another guy. Stop thinking. Thank you so much. Colton is your first time calling in, brother?
Starting point is 00:17:16 It's your first time, Colleen? Yes, night. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you so much for calling in. I appreciate you. You're single as well. Oh, you're single as well. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Oh, you want to get hooked up? I have terrified. Thank you for listening, Colton. I'm terrified as well. I am terrified. That's great. Incredible, incredible answer, incredible person. Colton, I appreciate you.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Leti, appreciate you. We love you, though. I as well. I letty think you're great and you took the time to call us. Yes. Much love. And that was great advice, yeah. And he knows about revenge.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Yeah. And I think you're great and you have a beautiful voice. He's like, I think she could kill him. I think she should murder him. I would skin him and probably just wear his clothes. And I want to smell her hair. That was that movie. Bro, I was, I'm terrified of that guy.
Starting point is 00:18:21 That's terrifying. For real. I'm like, I'm going to go get my bagel downstairs. She's going to be like, I got your bagel right here. How would you like it? Yes. Oh, my God. I think she should probably just kill her.
Starting point is 00:18:41 What algorithm are we ending up on her? Bro, what? Colton. Man. Hey, Colton. Colton, are you there? You still there? Yes, I am.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Yes, I am. You're not tomorrow. What are you doing in this moment right now? Colton. You know, we're just kidding, right, man? Oh, I know. Oh, I know. Oh, I know.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Oh, I know. You're concrete, right? I'll be at your next show. Hey, Colton. Do you want to go to Concrete's next show in Oklahoma? Maybe. I don't know yet, but I'll have to talk to people and see if I can get there because I'm also vision- impaired.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Oh, Colton. But you listen to us? We're going to give you movie tickets, though. That of mine on that. Colton. What? Colton. Then you just suggested just giving a movie ticket.
Starting point is 00:19:51 I'm taking a story. How did you get to find us? Yeah, I'm curious, man. So, I was just looking for a list of hip hop stations in L.A., and I found you guys. That's beautiful. Thank you, Colton. Thank you, Colton. We have a story.
Starting point is 00:20:08 send them something. You're amazing. We love you, call any time. Colton. Yeah, call it time. You have to be a regular now.
Starting point is 00:20:16 That person that you had on the Homeland Healthline, she sounds fine. Oh, that was comedy. He's trying to get it cracking. You're vision-impaired. No, she said, she sounds fine.
Starting point is 00:20:28 She sounds fine. I love that. Colton, ready to start. Colton, hold on. Polking, Colton. Okay, Colton, hold on. We're going to get your info. We're going to get your address
Starting point is 00:20:38 in case we need to. to send direct people we go missing all right uh para one oh six number one for hip hop in huntington party shout outs to all the peritos in huntington part hb we'll have a random number calling you in i'm so scary wow he did you roll bro what i'm just scrolling through the stations i didn't want to hang up yet um the pork called to me i know cutie pie We're helping Andriana. Andrea. Let's hook them on.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Yeah. For sure. Does she like a nice guy? Andrea. He sounds like a nice guy. Colton thinks you sound fine. Are you? I got a cousin.
Starting point is 00:21:28 See how shallow she is? That's why women get cheated on. Oh my God. Keep going. Keep going. Because God's trying to send you a good man right now. I don't know. You want to go for...
Starting point is 00:21:39 We don't know he's a good man. You just called him a killer before you try to hook him up. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. I called him a serial killer. You're mad. Oh, those are the best lovers. No.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Don't do that. Those are the best lovers. Don't do that. Passionate. Passionate. Andrea needs our help. See, see, see. She was talking a guy.
Starting point is 00:22:02 They broke up. Then she finds out, dang, a whole freaking family. He has a baby on the way while we, while he was flying me. He had a baby on the way. So where the hell was the girl while he flew you out? Because it was the same time they were pregnant. Gabby in South L.A.,
Starting point is 00:22:19 what would you tell our girl Andriana or Andre? I don't know how to say her name. Andrea. She needs to stop feeling bad for herself and get revenge. In the spirit of being messy. That's right. I like that. I like it.
Starting point is 00:22:33 The spirit of messy. You guys are being messy this morning. Oh, yeah. Oh, the cabby. Oh, it's us. But you're telling you're to go get revenge. And I was like, my ex is going to see me on your Instagram stories. He's one of your biggest fans.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Someone responded and was like, call it in. You guys are being messed. What did you do? What you do? Anyone that gets a DM from Brown by Mornings is Victor. It's Vic. More than likely, yeah. No, likely.
Starting point is 00:23:03 No, it's vague. So you. So in the spirit of being messy. Get him back. Short to his house. She's like we can all be a family. But she's not going to fly herself out to Alaska. That thing caused $800 bucks.
Starting point is 00:23:23 That's a lot. It's expensive. Hey, Andrea, leave him alone. Andrea, you're having a great life. You're about to go on a day with Colton from Oklahoma. You're going to have a great time. Yeah, we're going to send you to a concrete show.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Where are you right now? In Nebraska, we'll make a show. in Nebraska just for you Nobody ever comes out to Nebraska Lett be Concrete does Yeah he does Nebraska
Starting point is 00:23:50 I think you have a show out there Yeah we do have a show coming out Oh perfect We're gonna Is it in Omaha or Lincoln Omaha? Oh yeah That's the best place
Starting point is 00:23:59 Yeah we're gonna come to Omaha Nebraska We'll make sure that you're there too Mamasita Awesome Okay you forget that fall He didn't deserve you You dodge the bullet All of this stuff
Starting point is 00:24:09 Everything that Big Sean says in that one song You're fine Fly out, town. And Greg wants to fly you out. Is it okay if Greg flies you out? They don't have spirit anymore, but they have like frontier or something? Greyhound. Oh, yeah, the bus.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Would you be down? Greyhound, you know what happens with people on Greyhound? Oh, do we do. You know what happens and you still take the risk? What happens? Let's ask Holton what happens. That make man move. That make man move.
Starting point is 00:24:43 World Cup. up. Ronaldo out. His Botox in. What? Ronald's Botox is actually part of this controversy that's going on with people's money, okay? We all know Polly Market, right? The betting platform map or whatever.
Starting point is 00:25:02 So they put up a bet or they, however this thing goes down. On whether or not Ronaldo will cry. Yes. Ronaldo was knocked out in the knockarons by Spain Ronald in Portugal, bye bye, so sorry And he has cried before So chances are that maybe this fool's gonna cry Right, right? So they're like, hey, you can bet
Starting point is 00:25:22 Is he gonna cry or is he not? He got emotional, yeah, his face did as much as it could Okay, squinted sadness Yeah, head down, arms in his face Right But did he cry? And Polymark gets specified That crying equals a very
Starting point is 00:25:41 visible tear shedding from his eye down his face. Some people don't cry like that though. No, no, no, but he does. This fool has cried like that. Oh, yeah? In the previous pastness. He ugly cries. He ugly cries.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Yeah. He came cake cries. Okay? So the game happens. There's a visible sadness. It's over for him. It's his last World Cup. To do it, right?
Starting point is 00:26:03 These photos aren't clear, though. There's a photo that I saw that you could see like his eye kind of like water a little bit. He watered up for sure. But there is no visible. As Polly Market said, that needs to happen in order for it to be a yes, he cried. Okay. So everybody's like searching, getting images, videos from the broadcast and all that. Trying to figure out whether they're going to cry or not.
Starting point is 00:26:23 And this is important because this is money on the line. People bet for or against this. They come out and they say, hey, after reviewing Polymarket says, we saw evidence. We saw photos. We saw footage. He cried. So shout out to everybody that voted that he will cry or bet that he will cry.
Starting point is 00:26:40 You win. The only thing is they will not share the photos in which they saw him cry. And that leads a lot of people to think, did he really cry or you just don't want to give the people that said no money? Because it would kind of benefit the people that said no more. He usually cries. Betting on him crying is probably the what, not the underdog. What? Like the favorite.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Yeah. That he's going to cry. Yeah. So the ones that said no will probably get more if he didn't cry. Right. According to Polly Market, that a tear has to come out of. as I. They're saying we saw the evidence and we do not want to release the evidence because you guys would scrutinize it. What? So that shows me that it's not a clear one. It's not. Because if it was
Starting point is 00:27:21 clear, then no one would scrutinize it. Yeah. It's super tricky with like these new apps, polymarket cal sheet and stuff like that because like they're so new that there's so many things to be regulated still and they're not. So it's kind of the Wild Wild West. Yeah. And like things like this are going to keep happening until somebody gets like sick of it and then starts a whole lawsuit and then everything changes and then they move on to something else. Yeah. So I don't know. Ronaldo has to tell us if you cried or not.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Cry or not crying. He teared up, for sure. Pull in here. For sure. He teared up, but did he tear down? Did the tear make his way? And it's not what Ronaldo tear up. It's what Ronald will cry.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Did the duck tear? He probably cried and wiped it really fast. And then it's like, oh. And still a tear, though. Even if he wiped it. Yeah, even if he wiped it. Yeah. I think he cried, though.
Starting point is 00:28:03 I just feel like his Botax won't let him blink. Because why would he not cry? Why would he not cry if that was his last ever World Cup match? Well, why would there not be photos of him crying? Yeah, it's that. Because maybe he went like this in his shirt. Nah, no, no, no. I think probably Mark gets full of it.
Starting point is 00:28:16 They don't want to pay. It's going to be a lawsuit. I wish I had a bit. You need to see the photos of him crying or not because it's crazy. Like, it's him kind of holding his eye and you kind of are, I don't know if he's giving a fake. I don't know if it's fake now. He's probably in on it. No.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Oh, he could be. You know. Is he crying? Is he not? Okay. All right. Well, that was a money mood. If you happen to bet on that and you bet no, you probably got God, bro. Highlights of Brown Bag.

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