Brown Bag Mornings - 07/13/26 The Alaskan Eskimo Sister... 🤝🍆 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: July 13, 2026

The squad attempts to help Andrea navigate a messy military betrayal after she discovered a hidden makeup bag and a secret pregnancy while visiting her "hero" in Alaska. Between the relationship drama and a creepy caller from Oklahoma, the crew breaks down the terrifying plan to put 50,000 mirrors in space and why thousands of fans accidentally ghosted Jay-Z’s legendary 3:00 a.m. encore. [Edited by @iamdyre 🐚] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (4:11) Chisme (6:49) Rap Sheet (11:14) Petty Police (17:44) Scrolling (21:18) The Weather W/ Concrete! (23:07) Homie Helpline (52:03) Ice Cube Tix! (58:09) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:01:29) Chisme (1:06:40) Money Moves (1:10:58) Studious Foo (1:15:55) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any roundbag mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Now I get why California gets so much hate. We are apparently going to be the cause for the end of the whole world, just so you know guys. What? It's going to be our fault. Like that? It's for sure going to go for it. There's a Southern California company that is, yeah, set up to ruin this whole earth. No, I'm not talking about whatever Tesla is doing or anything.

Oh, wow. Silicon Valley. No, it's actually a satellite company called Reflect Orbital. Check this out. They just got a federal approval to test a satellite that uses a giant mirror in space to reflect the sunlight back down to Earth. I feel like I've seen this in all like the movies or like this feels like a death ray. Like this feels like a hate.

Isn't this what they do to ants? Like, yeah, let's get up. Let's get like some kind of glass situation and reflect it into the end. Let the, I've seen this movie before. It's a big freaking laser beam. Yes. Yes. That's a.

Dr. Evil. Yeah, Dr. Evil. It's a laser beam. One million dollars. Yes. That's what it feels like. Well, apparently this is so that we can have sunlight longer.

That's what this company is hoping to do. This is what their pitch was. And they went on it for like, let's say like natural disasters and there might be rescue efforts and they might need more sunlight. Yeah. So boom, this satellite could then reflect the sun's light that's about to dim. Like it's evening time, it's about to go to the other side of the world. And it's like, no, not yet.

Let's reflect it back into certain spots on the earth so we can help save the baby. This is a trick. It's a trick to make us work longer than a nine to five. Oh, that's a way. No, it's sicker than that. They're going to hold us hostage and be like, We're not going to take the sun off you unless you pay us. Oh, no.

Okay. They're going to threaten us. They're going to threaten us. Well, light is needed more. You know, that's what we turn lights on after it turns dark. And they're saying this might help us save on energy bills. And granted, you would have to pay for that sunlight to be reflected. They say maybe for some sporting events instead of having those big stadium lights, they could then, in the future, buy this one of the satellites and it can shine down on your event.

That'd be crazy. That's pretty wild. We need sunlight. We need darkness. Yeah. We need to sleep. We're trying to go to sleep with the lights on. They're only testing one.

They want 50,000 up there. 50,000 giant mirrors. That's it? Again, this has been okayed by the government for them to send one up to see how it would reflect the sun's rays and bring a little bit of sunlight. They said that it would look like afternoon light. It wouldn't look like direct like 12 noon light. Still though.

I mean, crazy like you're walking out of a stadium and then it's just darkness. Yeah. You get me? like because it was all bright in there this whole time. What are they going to put them out? Oh yeah, yeah. Like if one of the, in the earth surface, no, in the, we're not going to see it. It's up in the sky in the, yeah.

Astronomers hate this. Astronomers are the ones being like, bro, you don't know how you're going to ruin the animal life. Yeah, true. That's used to. The vegetation, dark and all of that. You don't know what the heck you're doing. If you're on a sick one, you're going to feel like you're on a sick one forever? Yeah.

The day just never end. It's wild, but it's happening. They got the okay. They're going to send one of the big old mirrors up in the sky. And then you've got to think if we're always concerned clearly, as we should be, about other people that don't like the United States. What if they hack the satellites? And they just daytime all this. We're going to become ants in a magnifying glass.

This is scaring me. You guys aren't worried about this big freaking laser beam enough. They haven't even figured out cell phone reception. Why are they trying to do all this? I know. How come I got no bars when I go over here? What? Yeah.

California songs, huh? I'm kidding. No. It's a Southern California company that's doing this. We don't need more light. I want to need me. Just give me the light. You want more like to Alaska. Yeah.

Just be ready, y'all. That big mirror in the sky is going to happen very, very soon. Zool, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! She's Mason with Angie. Okay, okay. This is a trip.

You guys know the Drake curse, right? Yeah. Every time he bets on someone, they tend to lose and sporting stuff, right? Yeah. Tell me why there's a way. website called the drake curse.com and they being they've been um like they be what they be doing angie they'd be all crazy and stuff. They'd be all crazy. No they've been recording like every single bet he's ever done like whether he loses or he wins right. Pretty much like saying like basically

really curse and as far as today Drake is curse okay yeah Drake is curse we know that yeah the Drake curses it's real you guys okay according to this website like they they posted like actually his last bet that he did was for Connor McGregor this past weekend he bet that he was going to win and he lost so basically if Drake bets on something bet on the opposite go against it maybe it's not a curse as much he's just a whack gambler

hey not too much Drake is cursed yeah according to this website it says Drake is currently he's an impia it makes me sad because it's like I was excited for the Connor McGregor fight and then I saw Drake posted that he bet that he was going for him Oh, God. He got out like in how long?

Five seconds? Five seconds. He got it. Conner McGregor. 69 seconds. No, way shorter than that. Five. We have our own, uh, Drake, curse, Drake in here.

Yeah. And Vic. If you heal it all. The reason Argentina won is not because they're the better team and it's not because FIFA is playing in their favor. It's because Vic bet. Because I bet against Argentine. It was one-one.

It was overtime. And I was like, oh, they're about to go to penalty kicks. anybody's game. You know what I'm saying? And I'm like, it's more likely that maybe Switzerland can put all, pull off this upset. And then it turns out they didn't go to penalty kicks at all. They just went to more overtime.

And I wasn't aware of the rules. They had an extended overtime. And then they scored two goals. Isn't that amazing how they just somehow always scored three, four goals in five minutes? Isn't that just, wow. In the five seconds after I place a bet, I was like, yeah, all right, boom.

I'm like, we're going to go. I'm going to win. you know, screw these guys. It's crazy. Their place never get VAR. Ever. They don't even know what that is. They don't even know what that is, huh?

Messi stabbed the fool. He didn't get a right car. I was like, damn, no they're good, okay? Mom, that's a Couchillar. You're dog. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. Yeah, go.

Rep sheet. Let these set go. Dang, if you checked Instagram this past weekend, you saw all the fun that New York City was having because Jay-Z was over there doing a three-night concert over at Yankee Stadium. Man, he brought out, who didn't he bring out? Man. He brought out Beyonce. He brought out Eminem Night 2. He brought out Rihanna last night.

It was so many great people that went on stage and turned up. And besides, it's Jay-Z. And he's playing the hits. Yeah. Right? Incredible. But some fans were really, really upset. And I want to know which fan in this room you guys would want to be.

Okay, night two pretty was a vibe. That's when Renegade. That was Eminem came out. Okay. For the hip-hop heads, hip-hop, hip-hop, right? And then that one had girls, girls, girls. That one had song cry. Night two was amazing.

I would definitely want to be night two. Okay. But here's what happened night one. Okay? Fans were upset and they crashed out on night one because Jay-Z apparently, reportedly allegedly, told everybody good night. And then they all dipped and it wasn't really good night.

He had an encore. Bro, he has a song. He has a song called Encore. Why would you not think that he would have an encore? Jay Z dismissed us from the concert and was like, thank you for coming out, have a good night. It is thousands of people that left the concert and we can't get back inside. And there's about a whole hour and a half left. Oh, they were hurt.

That sucks. That sucks. Word of my mother's son. I was disappointed. Yeah. Like, imagine you tell me, like, I'm at your house. You're like, all right, everybody, have a good night. And I just sit there on your couch.

but that's what happens in concerts you gotta bring more cappacito right you gotta wait for the end credits you gotta wait for the coffee cites and then the ushers to be like hey out of here no pictures you're picking you out yeah you wait for that even when like the people are saying

like started taking off the stage that's when you leave everybody knows that everyone knows concerts have encore I don't know I don't know that I've been to a concert that doesn't have an encore yeah okay so that was like one thousands of people dipped and then where to their mothers be

it was really bad they couldn't get back in. All they could hear was freaking Alicia Keys singing Empire State of May in the back of the world. That's the words. All right. Now last, would you rather be that crowd or last night's crowd? Get you.

They ended up seeing Rihanna. They saw Beyonce Farrell came out. Bonski came. Brut, GZ canceled his show in Vegas to be a surprise guest. Yeah. That's nasty. In New York. It was wild. Everybody wanted to be there. But you would have had to wait to midnight to see it.

Five hours. Hell. Yes. So, what ended up happening at last night show is some fans bum rushed inside like and they clearly were not ticketed or their ticket didn't scan so security had it all shut down they closed the gates it didn't let anyone in the people that were in had to sit in their seats they matter they they said this announcement at 12 a.m. in the morning we're working as hard as we're getting people in a city we're going to people who are wishing They're, man. We're trying our best here.

We're trying our best. The crowd was not having it. The show started at 12, 16 a.m. today. What the hell? It just happened. Yeah. Just finished. But it was an incredible show.

It ended at 3 a.m. It was an incredible show. Again, it's incredible. Beyonce, Rihanna, Jaze, Farrell. This goes on. Which one would you rather be? The fools that left early or the fools that the show started late? Left early.

Left early, yeah. At least I got to watch the show. Yeah. Well, you get to watch it, so you're just in your second dream. Yeah, I would have left. Honestly, I have worked the next day. Oh, wow. Very nice.

I don't know. That's typical hip-hop shows, dude. They're always late. Rappers are always coming two hours late. Like, who are... You're professional, dog. For favor. Get up there, dog.

You were a rapper once? Especially on a son. Yeah, I never had shows like that. Which one would you rather be? The late show or the one that left early? Left early. Left early. Yeah.

I would want to be. the late show. What? Oh bro, because he was playing like the other ones are basically on those two albums.

Yes. These ones he was running through like hits. Hits. Yeah, but you wouldn't know. Yeah, would because I would have stayed.

The late show. You would have waited without knowing like O'Brien. I would have from the 3 a.m. to right here. What's up everybody? Good morning. No,

I would have gave us the day off. No, she wouldn't. She wouldn't. She would be happy. All right. No. That's the sound of the police. The Petty Police.

You're petty. You just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty. Petty. We've all been young and fought with someone way older than us. Anyone else?

I remember one time in the apartments I used to live in, I fought with my home girl Viviana's mom, and she sprayed wind eggs on me. Yeah, yeah. This is me and Viviana we're fighting? And then she came to defend her daughter. Bro, we're like seven years old. Let her fight her own fights, please? Yeah. And she came and she sprayed windings.

index on me, dog. Damn. Like a doll. That was crazy. Anyone else fight with someone older than them? Like, you remember it? Yeah. I remember I was like, I was probably about 10 years old.

My neighbor from down the street had this big wall, like, to her backyard. She thought I was doing graffiti on her wall. So she came out, like, yelling at me, yelling at my mom, too. It was the whole thing. And I was like, I don't even do graffiti. Like, what are you talking about? She just wasn't there. Like, you passed by.

And now it's there. I was like, no, that was not me, but it was a whole argument because of it. You just say emo kid? I was in that time. I was honestly, I'm sorry. Yeah, my neighbor in San Fernando when I was like seven, I think it was like he went or Griffith Street. Whenever my ball would go over, whenever my soccer ball would go over into his yard, I would go over and grab it. He would threaten me with cutting off my chila wheelie.

What? Oh. Yeah. What? And that's, I know the 90s were crazy because the cops would come over me, but he's not going to do it. I'm like, how do you know? I know. How do you know?

I am threatening for my life and the life of my little Chile. Yes. What was the reason that he would fight with you? I think he was like an older dude, like an older white dude. He just lived there for a long time.

You could just tell like, Oh, okay. Mexicans invaded the area. When y'all moved in, he was like, there goes the neighborhood. Yeah, he was like when it was San Fernando not San Fernando, you know what I mean? So.

He was taking that out on you. Yeah, dude. It was like anytime the ball went over, he was like, I'm going to cut you. or will you? I was like, what? Amma! Yeah.

With your little silver teeth too? It traumatized me, dog. It traumatized me. Yeah, same, same. You fools? Anybody find out. Yeah. My homie, he moved out to like this new spot and his neighbor was really mad

one day because I parked in front of his house, but it wasn't like reserved for him. It was just like his house. And he started coming like yelling, screaming in my face. Mind you, 45 year old man, I was probably like 1920. And then me and my homie called our dads. And then they came. and then they intimidated the hell out of him, and he let us park wherever we want it after that.

Oh, wow. Then the gang came. That's right, homie. That's right. What you got to say? He's like, you can park here. You want to park on my driveway? You better check in, homie. Play your Texas.

No, no, no. Now this leads me to Shakur Stevenson, who's a boxer he just signed to Dana White Zufa boxing. And he was on some kind of an interview, Zoom-ish, with Chan and Sharp, Angie. Shannon Sharp. Yes, and Shannon Sharp kind of like to ask him about the boring style that Stevenson sometimes gets rumored to have.

This was really technical, but it doesn't help when you want the engaged. Like you want them to like go battle it out and he just thinks about his shots and he does a lot of jazz, getting points, all of that. Not the funnest to watch. Yeah. So they ended up getting into like a fight and you just need to hear it. It'll remind you of the fights you've had with someone older. Check this out.

Someone's getting a call. No, no. Don't know shit about boxing. You're being ignorant. That's it. Ignorant is something that should never come out of your mouth because you don't have a degree. Okay. I run circles around you in the classroom.

Brother, I don't give a fuck about a classroom. Be respectful. There is a million people on the planet that has not finished high school or finished school. I'm not talking about them. I'm talking to you. They didn't call me ignorant. You did. Be respectful.

You're being ignorant when it comes to the sport or boxing. You're ignorant about all sports. I don't care. I'm not trying to be the smartest about all sports. You're not the smartest boxer. I'm not the smartest boxer. I'm a way smarter boxing than your favorite fighter. You don't know who my favorite is.

I don't have to know. You got upset because I don't fall in prison. No, no, no, no, no. You're not really hearing me. You're not listening to me. If you can't knock out Tia Fimo, you damn show can't knock me out. Mickey Miles bigger than you. I came up to his weight class.

He wasn't 130. I was 135. He was 140. I eat 140 pounds worth of food. Tio will beat your ass. I fold your ass up like a lawn chair. How old are you? Or you scared?

Ain't no scared here. How old are you? I don't know how old I am. I bet you when I get your age, I had more money than you. I've been your age. You've never been mine. Mike drop. Leti, that was the most interesting and exciting Shikour Stevenson fight I've ever seen.

That right there. Wow. Wow. That had a couple great fights recently. I'm not going to lie. Him and William Sepeda, I hurt my heart. Because Sepeda ended up losing because Shakur Stevenson was really good. This one was way better.

But I eat 140 pounds. That's a good comeback. I love the old school arguments. You don't know me now. Yeah. I've been your age. You've never been my age. I'll take you to meet Jesus now.

Whenever you hear OG say, come on now. It's up. It's up. You're going to cut off your chili with it. Let it go, my guy. Let it go, dog. I loved to see it. I hope they ended up on good terms.

But I guess that's what happens when you try to. It's two athletes. It's a boxer versus an NFL player. And then the age. difference. Neither wants to say the other one is right in anything. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Shannon just really took offense to the ignorant word because it was just like

bro, that was uncalled for. I think he just that triggered the whole thing. Yeah, oh, calling him ignorant. Yeah. Yeah, but honestly, I get it when you're a boxer because a lot of times when you're seeing these boxing matches and you can call it like they didn't even fight, why did they win?

They got stolen. That happens all the time. But then there's a technical aspect of it. There's the jab aspect of it that gets you points and but that keeps someone from fighting you yeah and someone that doesn't know the sport will think you lost because of that yeah you know what I'm saying so yeah I get I get where it came from it shouldn't have happened but I it made for great uh petty police hell yeah I'm reminding me of the lady that windexed me and the guy that wanted to cut off what's his face is she weed yeah dog it took them weeks to do he had a hacker

Gen Z right now, they're trying their hardest to look all sexy and tan, but they're ending up in the hospital because of this new trend. It's called tan maxing. Oh, kids. Tan maxing is where these kids are starting to go outside to the beaches to wherever they can tan to, but what they're doing is that they're going when the UV index is at a six or higher. So when it's at its highest, they're checking the weather app and they're like, this is the perfect time to tan right now. I never heard a UV index in my life, but I know that. that that is going to tell you when not to go outside. Yeah.

It's like, hey, if it's high, stay inside because the freaking rays are really bad. They could cause cancer to you. They're like, hey, the UV rays are really high. Let's go outside. Let's get tan. Oh, this is a hack, bro. Yes. Faster tanning.

On the app, it'll tell you, like, all right, wear, like, sunscreen from this time to this time because the UVs are on. And they won't on purpose. And they won't. They're not doing any of that stuff at all. It's skin cancer and crazy. Yeah. Sunspot. It's because they haven't had.

someone that looked crazy like in a tan like we saw all the orange people oh my god yeah granted the president's hell of orange but we saw like the hell of orange almost like with a little playboy bunny a little tan little stamp you know what I'm yeah yeah we saw all of that we saw that in his beach at his prime yeah we saw jersey shore jrzy shore gtl Nicole richmond the old lady from something about mary yes tan too much and it look crazy No, we saw that one movie where the girl died in the tanning bed. Yes. Final Destination 3.

I'll never forget it. I'll never forget it. She was trapped. They need the scare of their life. They need that in some kind of movie, some kind of show. They need more final destinations. They do. Have you guys ever tan, like, crazy like that?

The tan, no. Well, they say the best tan is like the one you don't even have to go outside for. Like, now they make spray tans great. They make all of that. I just remember going to like the electric ones. Yeah. And they put this little thing over your eyes and it was so scary because you could see through it. And you just think of that one movie where the girl dies.

I don't know. That spray tan. You smell like Cheetos, man. How do you know? Oh, have you done it? You've done it? I've smelled it before. Yeah, he smelled like Cheetos. He smelled like the bottom feet of a dog's foot or something.

Like a paw. He smelled like a paw. Right. Love that smell. That's a lot. That's what I'm saying, though. He's fucking around with a tan and smelling like cheese, bro. Just weird, man.

Tanned and cheese? Yeah. And then like everything's tan except your hands? That retarded that looks bad Come on One time I spray tan for It was like a powerhouse or a Cali Christmas And I remember I interviewed

Nicky La Nick Minash And then I look at the photos Like dang Why did I go to the one with the group on? Why did I go to the group on? It's so bad Also why were you trying to be tan in Christmas? It might have been powerhouse

It might I don't know which it was I just know it was a Paran 106 concert, which are amazing, by the way. Nobody else could top it. And we might be coming back soon. Yeah. I don't know. Or manifest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What about your 10? Is your 10 coming with that? No. And now they have way better ones. Yeah. But these fools are UV maxing. Yeah, don't do that. Tamp maxing.

So stop it, kids. Yes, be careful. Wear sunscreen. They say self-teners and bronzers are the safest thing to do. I bet. Yes. Do that. Oh, yeah, yeah. All right. Thank you, my little Gregi over there.

Are you ready for the weather? Let's go. And now, the weather. With concrete storm. Peritos, it is going out for the weather Monday, June 13th. First, we hit the beautiful city of Los Angeles. Not feeling good? Brownback gives you the cure like a pharmacist.

86 degrees and 68 degrees at night. Next, we cruise over to the city of Los Alamitos. I can really go for a Coke, Bolillo, and friolitos with a little casito. 85 degrees and 68 degrees at night. Next we hit that five freeway and end up in Los Felis. Last night I got pretty lit. Beer, tequila, and shots of hennies. He did.

He did. He did. He did. And, we hit the mills out there in Ontario. Brown bag is for the people. That's what they said yesterday. And that's Sergio. Let's go!

Oh, you're not down. I was so faded yesterday. 91 degrees and 68 degrees at night. It's going to be a hot week. Peritos. Stay cool. Stay safe and hydrated. Drink a lot of water.

Stay in the shade. shade limit the outdoors between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m., wear light clothing. Never leave anyone or anything that can breathe or die in the car. Perritos, for example. Even take out your plants. All right. Don't do that. And check on

others, like kids, elderly. And, you know, just look out for people, man. It's going to be hot this week. We're going to hit three digits starting, man, starting tomorrow. Wow. Check on that friend that never drinks water. Yeah. Check out the

friend that's only coffee and Coca-Cola. Yeah. I hate how water tastes. Bro, you better drink some. Drink it. Drink it. Do that. Do that.

All right, guys, Los Angeles, 86, 68 at night. Los Alamitos, 85 and 68 degrees at night. Los Felis, 86 and 67 degrees a night. And Ontario, you're going to be 91 and 68 degrees at night.

It's your boy concrete storm from Brownback mornings are power of six. Let's go. Esso. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.

We need your help. We need a lunch. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. All right, this one is wild, you guys. Andrea hit us up and said, hey, brown bag. My name is Andrea. I'm from Nebraska, and I'm single because these guys are liars.

Wow. What? She said, I'm really disappointed by this guy, and I want to know if I should snitch on him or not. Oh. So she said, so this guy, I've been talking to flu, sorry, he's from my hometown of Nebraska. He was deployed out in Alaska. and he flew me out twice. What?

From Nebraska to Alaska. The Eskimos are beeping it. Right? She said, so he flew me out twice to be with him. Wow. Oh. The last time I went, everything was cool until I took a shower and was looking for a cue tip in the bathroom drawer.

I opened the drawer and saw a makeup bag. I confronted him about it and he said he was in the middle of a divorce, blah, blah, blah. I didn't believe him. I gave him the cold shoulder until I had to. leave the next day. I told him to delete my number and all our pictures before I left to the airport because I don't do shady-ish. Fast forward a few months later, he hits me up saying he's back home in Nebraska and wants to kick it. I said, we'll see. His birthday was a few days ago and he messaged me and send a selfie and I said, go to my profile picture, LOL. Well, it turns out it was

his birthday and that same day I happened to be scrolling on Facebook and his mom came up on my feed. I'm guessing because we have mutual friends and his mom made a birthday post of him brown bag she posted pictures of him and his girlfriend and her two kids her or they're a stepfather yes he's a stepdad yeah she said i knew it but that wasn't all i found i clicked on his mom's profile and started scrolling and she also posted back in october congrats to my son he's expecting his first baby oh my god oh cup of little family i screamed of laughter she's asking us how can I be petty to this guy for making me his side piece oh she's pissed kept pregnant she wants to blow up the spot no she wants to blow it all

she doesn't want anything to do with him yeah she didn't want anything to do with him when she saw that the other girl's stuff was in so like good riddance yeah yeah yeah do what toxic guys do and fake a pregnancy oh fake it oh yeah oh yeah just be like and then I'm gonna keep it no he's like no he's like no You're going to ruin my life. How much research? He's stressing that word. As a guy that's dating.

Yeah. How much research do you do on the person you go on a date with? Oh, I try to, like, if I get their Instagram, I'm trying to find out their tagged photos, who they're following. I think you have to do that now, respectfully, so that this type of stuff doesn't happen. Because when I met Nikki, I wanted to do research, I moved in with her at our parents' house. And I never left. That's a recon mission. I went a fool undercover, dog.

I need to get information. I never left. Let's talk to Andrea. She's on the line right now. Hello, my Alaskan sister. Is it Alaska or is it Nebraska? No, she's from Alaska. No, no, from Nebraska.

She got flown out to Alaska. Yeah. But she's from a... Wait, you tell me, Andrea. Hi, Rambach. Hi, hello. Hi, my little icing queen. Which one is it?

No, I'm from Nebraska, my bad. Okay, okay. From Nebraska. Got flown out all the way to Alaska. But you knew this full from Nebraska, too, right? Yeah, we're from the same hometown, but he was just deployed out to Alaska. Oh, so he's in the military? Yes.

Oh. And you know what they say about military, guys? I didn't know that before, but now I know. What are they saying? Whoa, that they're heroes? What? That's their little cheaters Wow

I think I know that Well they're faithful to our country That's all I care about Wow so they go and lay their life on the line And So they should be able to lay with all the girls that they see? That's what you call them cheaters You're able to barbecue on 4th of July

And now they're cheaters Wow What more can a man do? Men and women in the military Men and women Yes There's girls in there too Yeah they're cheaters as well

Are they cheaters? I'm worried to her I've never heard that You know what they cheat? You know what they cheat? You know what they cheat? Death for us. They cheat death.

They do. Huh? No, because heroes live forever. That's right. You said you've heard that. I've heard that. That girls in the military are cheaters. Have you dated one?

No, I just heard. They are heroes. They're allowed to do whatever the hell they want. No, no. No. Not cheat. In fact, I'm listening this week, guys. After you're not down?

you're not down? Guess what? Anyway, back to baby girl. Andrea. Andrea. Yeah. So what was it? How'd you get with him?

Were you like, oh, I've known you forever, let's hang out, or what was that? So I know him because we're from the same hometown back in Nebraska. And he somehow got my number. And no, he found me on Instagram. He found me on Instagram. and I didn't know him back then or anything so we just started talking and everything was cool and that's when I had found out that he

was deployed in Alaska and he had offered to fly me out there and I was like yeah cool like you know what could go wrong Wow yeah like getting fluid out Yeah you know it's funny because it's usually to like a tropical place Like Miami? Yeah, girl fly you all to Alaska girl you're going to be

settling with polar bears. He flew you out. Was everything beautiful? Was it like, wow, I could really date this guy? No? No. Bolivia. A hero's welcome.

Look at you. She just wanted to, whatever. It's cool. I mean, it's nice. It's okay. He was really cool. Everything was fine. And then up until after I found the makeup bag.

Yeah. I was like, all right. This just took a complete. How long were you guys dating or talking before you found the makeup bag? Like how many times had you been flown out? Because it seems like it was multiple, no? Yeah, I was there twice, but we were probably talking for like a good, like six, seven months or so. Oh, that's a big chunk.

That's a big chunk. You already thinking. Did he ever say he didn't have a girl? No, he never mentioned anything. Like, even when I was saying. So he never lied. He omitted. He omitted.

He omitted. And that's still lying. you piss me off. He never lied. I didn't say it so that's not lying. No, bro, you hit it on purpose because you knew it was bad. You hit it because you knew it was bad. No, he did it because it's none of her goddamn business.

No, it is. It is her business. It is her business. He involved her. Oh, she's getting mad. That's why guys say, oh, well, you didn't ask. Well, I didn't know that I had to ask. I didn't know I had to ask if you had kids and a pregnant girl in life.

If you don't go looking in that drawer, you don't see. nothing. Breendez a Q-tip? What the hell? You didn't clean your ears before you went to Alaska? Why the hell are you looking

for a Q-tip? In Alaska, dog? For favor. Clean your ears before you go. When you get out of the shower. Yeah, we're sickle. It's because concrete's disgusting. Who does that?

Everyone. In Alaska? And everywhere. I went over there. It feels good. To do the Qutina. You went over there. I want to say

the amor with dirty ears. What? Kriending to say the I'm one in Alaska with dirty ears. It's your fault. She wanted to clean it. No, she wants to be clean. What happened in your ear?

Nothing. Wow. Victor! Again. Again. Again. Again, Vic Island right there. That was a crazy one.

That was a crazy. What? Vic Island once again. I thought it was conditioning. Ron Vic Jeremy. We all seen the... Ron Vic Jeremy. Anyway.

Andriana You're a good time No no no you're a good time You're a good time So you find out Okay so you just see that You're like a red flag Fly me back

I want to Alaska and airlines myself out of here Right So you go back home And you're not really thinking about him But then No birthdays come around Or he's trying to like

Loop you back in Yeah so I'm I'm actually supposed to be In Nebraska this week because I live in South Dakota. I live in South Dakota. This is a traveling story.

Where the hell do you live? So where are you? You're from? But I spend the weekends in Phoenix. So both you and him are from Nebraska. He got deployed to Alaska and then you live in South Dakota. Yeah. Okay, now you guys are going to meet up in Nebraska, your hometown.

If you look on the map, South Dakota and Nebraska, they're right next to me. each other. It's not like Texas and Florida. Okay. It's still far as a big state. I couldn't point it out on a map. A million dollars a gun pointed to my head. Wait, that's America? Yeah, it's still America.

Apparently. Is Alaska America? Yes. Yeah. It's the 53rd state, dude. It's connected to Canada, but it's America. Wait. Which one's on the on the bottom? What's on the

Hawaii? Australia. No. What? Antarctica. St. It's at the top. That's the North Pole. Which one's on the bottom?

South Pole. But what's on South Pole? Chile. Yeah, we're on that too. Hey, if you think we're stupid, we are. We are. Horrible. All right.

Well, back to you, my little geolocator. You are all going to meet up in Nebraska or something, right? Because this birthday? No, so his birthday was last week. I had already had played. to go to Nebraska because my dad lives there. Okay. And he actually lives about like an hour away.

And he knows that I was making plans to go to Nebraska for like to visit this summer with my dad. And so he was like, oh, like, let me know when you're here. Like we can like go get dinner or something. But he's in Alaska. No. Yes, he is. He's back in Nebraska. They're going to meet back in.

Nebraska. Let me ask you a question. Where the hell is his wife at? His girl. That's what I want to know. Antarctica. Tennessee. I know she's in Nebraska.

I know she is. Okay. How do you know? So my thing is, do I call him out and tell him that I know his little secret? Ah, that you know that he has a whole girl and kids. A whole life. Because he tried to make sense. seemed like none of that. Like, oh my God, you're

tripping, that whole makeup bag. It's crazy. It's the cleaning ladies. Anything you do, you're going to ruin his complete life because that's against the law and the military is to commit adultery, I believe. So then maybe he shouldn't do it. Maybe he ruined his own life. Do it. Do it. If I'm not mistaken, and if there's anybody in the military that wants to call

in later and let us know, but I think, I think that it's against a law. Yeah, you can't be against a lot. Yeah. I think it's against a lot when you're in the military. I could be wrong. Burn him out then. Do it. Take his Camaro. You know, so if you want to go ahead and ruin somebody's life, go ahead and do your thing, I guess.

But she's not in the military. No, no, no. So what Concrete is saying is that if you rat on him, but she's not saying right on him. She wants to confront him because right now he don't know that she knows that she's an Eskimo sister with this Nebraska. This Nebraska while he was dating her in South Dakota. Yeah. So he's trying, she's not she confront him? Or she'd just leave him alone.

Because he's still trying to hate on her. He's still trying to. What's your ultimate goal? What's your ultimate goal? Revenge. Yeah. I want to get, like I feel a bird man right now, rubbing my hands together. I'm trying to get my...

Birdman. She wants her lick bag. Yeah. What else are they doing Nebraska, Alaska? I love it. I know. Dakota. Go to the surplus store, get you a military jacket, and then throw one of those on and send

the picture. No. No. Oh, that's been yours. Oh, my God. That's yours. Like a different branch? Like a different branch.

Which branch of the military is he in? That's a good question. Alaskan one. He's in the Air Force. Oh, he's smart. He's a smart. He's a smart. He's a smart guy.

He's a smart guy. Air Force 3. Yeah. He's playing on a different level right now. Did you consider maybe a relationship with this man? In the beginning, yes. But, like, after it's like, you know, you find one thing out and you're like, all right, never mind. And then you find out more.

But the crazy thing is, I never went out in my way to try and find things out about him. Oh, yeah, you just randomly stumbled on his mom's Facebook account. Oh, yeah, that's so random. I didn't know that even happened. And apparently you needed to clean your ears in Alaska. Well, that's understandable, but you don't clean your ears after the shower? Well, you don't take toilet tree? Like, like, you don't carry toilet trees?

Yeah, why are you going through a man stuff? Why are you going through a man's stuff? Oh. It's okay. Somehow it's your fault. He has a whole baby on the way, but it's your fault, girl. I'm trying to help my man out here.

I'm trying to help a hero. You have like that wet feeling in the ears. You make sense. She was looking to see what kind of prescriptions he had. And so what? And so what if she was looking to see you with you should be doing that? You don't know this man. He flew you out.

He could be a serial killer. She's a snooper. She's a snooper. Everyone is. I saw a study that if you have a party at your house, 80% of the people that go to, your restroom are looking in your medicine cabinet Oh yeah?

Oh yeah yeah yeah Underneath the scene Why? What? Angie checks under the scene You're such a bit peach, dog Why don't what kind of cleaning brought us? It's not just her. It's human nature apparently.

I don't be looking at people's stuff I bet you do. Yeah, that's disgusting. My toothbrush is in there. Why? Why are you looking at my toothbrush for it? That happens. And it's not just Angie.

It's 80% of people. At least I'm honest. That's gross. People open the mirrors. Yeah. The medicine cabinet. Wow. Like if you're going to be.

It's Angie. If you're going to the restroom, just in case I need toilet paper, like, oh, there's going to be some there. Yeah. That's the first thing you're going to see all my K beauty if you open the, all my Korean skin care. You open the medicine cabin in my house. Yeah. That's weird. It happens.

She's a girlfriend. You think your girls haven't gone through your stuff? Are you kidding? Yeah, we do. That's her, that's her, that's her man. My antibiotics, my business, all right? No, I'm going to ask, like, why do you have that? Why do you have antibiotics?

Yeah, hold on. My business. No. Our business now. What did he do to your ear? Yeah. All right. A1-8, 5-2059.

Let's help out Andriana. She has an Alaskan-A-N-A-Lascamo. What is it called? She's Eskimo sisters, right? She's Eskimo sister. With the baby mama. Yeah, with that girl. Alaska, Nebraska, South Dakota.

Oh, how did you get to listen to us? Oh, true. Mamacita Linda. Hello? How did you? you get hip to Brownback? How did I what? She was snooping around the radio.

How did you find us? How'd you find us? No, because I listen to the podcast a lot when I'm at work. And yeah, that's how. Oh, that's how. Snooping around. That's good. That's good.

Keep snooping. You find us. A1-8-2059. She confronted the dude she was talking to that she found out that he has a whole life outside of her. She kind of felt bamboozoo because she thought they were dating for about six months and things just didn't work out. She comes to find out within those six months.

He was expecting a child with his girl that has two kids and all of that. He's still hitting her up, sending photos of himself. Like, hey, it's my birthday come through. I'll see you. He knows her plans where she's going to be this summer and he's trying to meet up. So should she let him know, A, I know about your whole shebang over there? or get revenge some other way. Yeah.

Right now. Data Navy guy. I don't know. 818, 52059. And there were some claims against military people. Please call up and plead your case because they're saying that you guys are cheaters. Vic says the girls are cheaters are cheaters. They are not cheaters.

You said that. Vic said the girls are cheaters. I heard that. The girls, yeah. See? Oh, not the guys. And then Concrete said that they should be able to cheat because they live their life where they serve their life for the country. Right?

I stand on that. Oh my God. Alaska's not really one of the poles? No. It's like up. That's wild. I'm an idiot. It's near the North Pole.

What's in the South Pole? Greenland's the closest to the North Pole. What about the South? South Pole. That's not Antarctica? No, that's a clothing company. Oh, that's a good one. I just looked at a flight, the one that she took, it's like an $800 flight.

Oh, you got money. So which one was the one with the? with the ice, the igloos. That's not Alaska. Alaska. They have it too. Alaska got igloos. An Eskimos? Yeah.

Yeah, okay, I'm sure. But baby girl wants to know. Hey, should I tell this fool that I know? He's hitting me up, sent me photos of him, trying to meet up, trying to link. Like, ew, bro. I'm over you. Fuckala. Should I say something?

I feel petty right now. She's single. Petty move. She got nothing but time right now. She has a whole summer at her dad's. Oh, true. You know, she's trying to figure out what to do over here. What should she do?

By the way, how are summers in Nebraska, Andrea? How are summers where? In Nebraska. Are they cold or they hot? Girl, it is 102 degrees today. Damn. In Nebraska? Nebraska?

Oh, my God. If you were listening to my weather report, you would see that it's a heat warning all over the country. Is that for June or July? I know, man. I was sabotaged by our social media team here. You guys are going off the rails right now? Now you have to explain it. Let's bring her back.

I'm sorry, Mamasita. Sorry, we have ADHD as a whole. I was honestly thinking about like five minutes ago. I'm like, damn, I don't think just one of them has ADHD. I think they all got it. Oh, all right. That's exciting. No thing.

How are you going to get flown out over here? Stay in Nebraska. Okay, yes. It took like seven turns. which she's right. Concrete's talking about he put up a post for his weather. Me? You did.

I saw you send it to Greg. Hey, Greg, this is for, blah, blah, blah. And then you added someone named Kim for some reason. I don't know who is. Yeah, Kim, you can check it. You put that. I was like, who the heck is Kim? I don't know.

Exactly. We'll find out next. But Greg posts it, and apparently he put up the weather for June. We are in July. I know. He put up the wrong one. No, we all got the same one. You sent me that.

Oh. You're like, post this, all right? So I posted it. Okay. Yes, that's it. No more. No more. Back to baby girl.

Andrea. She wants to know. She's telling something, man. She's single right now. Yeah. Andrea, you're single right now, right? You ain't got nobody? Nobody to call home.

Yeah, I'm single. Okay. Oh, send that picture over here. We'll make sure you're not single anymore. Get flown out to Cali. Yeah. A state worth coming to, rough. Yeah.

Nobody cheats out here. No. No. Or lies. All right. Let's get calls. Let's go to Colton. His name is Colton.

Colton. In Oklahoma. Wow. The United States is checking in to Brownback Mornings. They listen to us all over the world. Let's go. Town America. Colton.

Colton. Hello there. Brown bag. Oh, no, I'm scared. What's how, Colton? What's Colton? I just wanted to say that I think she should get the lens on this guy because.

Colton, are you like? like in your mom's basement right now or something? What's going on? Let him speak. He's like hiding. I want to hear this. Let him speak. Colton speak your mind, buddy.

Be confident. What do you got? Okay. I think she should get revenge on a guy. Um, I think she should just go, get another guy that's close to him, and hit him where it hurts.

Hit him where it hurts? In the heart? Bro. I know, Colton. I'm not going to. With another guy. Stop thinking.

Thank you so much. Colton is your first time calling in, brother? It's your first time, Colleen? Yes, right. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you so much for calling in. I appreciate you. You listen to and, hey, I'm single as well.

Oh, you're single as well. Okay. Oh, you want to get hooked up? I have terrified. Thank you for listening. Thank you for listening, Colton. I am terrified. I'm terrified as well.

I am terrified. That's great. Incredible, incredible answer, incredible person. Colton. I appreciate you. Leti appreciate you. We love you, though. I as well. I as well. I leti think you're great and you took the time to call us. Yes, much love. And that was great advice, yes.

And he knows about revenge. And I think you're great and you have a beautiful voice. He's like, I think she should kill him. I think she should murder him. I would skin him and probably just wear his clothes. and I want to smell her hair That was that movie Bro, I was, I'm terrified of that guy

For real I'm gonna go get my bagel downstairs She'd be like, I got your bagel right here How would you like it? Oh my God I think she should probably just kill her What algorithm are we ending up on her? Colton, you're a great guy.

Bro, what? Colton. Colton, man. Hey, Colton, are you there? He's still there? Yes, I am. Yes, I am. You're not tomorrow.

What are you doing in this moment right now? Colton. Colton, you know, we're just kidding, right, man? It's just a... Oh, I know. Okay. Oh, I know. Oh, I know.

You're concrete, right? I'll be at your next show. Hey, Colton. Do you want to go to Concrete's next show in Oklahoma? Maybe. I don't know yet, but I'll have to talk to people and see if I can get there because I'm also vision- impaired. Colton. But you listen to us?

We're going to give you movie tickets, though. There are mine on that. Colton. What? Colton. Then you just suggest giving a movie ticket? I'm taking a series. How did you get to find us?

Yeah, I'm curious. man. So I was just looking for a list of hip hop stations in L.A. And I found you guys. And I listened to you. That's beautiful. Thank you, Colton. We have to sing them something.

Yeah. First time caller. Oh, you're amazing. We love you, brother. Call any time. Yeah, call it time. You have to be a regular now. You know, I had on the Homeland Healthline, she sounds fine.

Oh, that was coming. That was funny. He's trying to get it crack. Wait. No, she said. She sounds fine. She sounds fine. I love that.

His senses are stronger. Colton, hold on. Poking, Colton. Okay, Colton, hold on. Hold on. We're going to get your info. We're going to get your address in case we needed to. Send direct people.

We go missing. All right. Paran 106. Number four for hip hop in Huntington Park. Shout out to all the peritos in Huntington Park. HB. We'll have a random number calling you. That's scary.

Wow. He's a good. Bro. Bro. What? That was just. scrolling through the stations. I didn't want to hang up yet.

Poor Colton. Cudy pie. Andrea. Let's hook them up. Yeah. For sure. She sounds like a nice guy. He sounds like a nice guy.

Colton thinks you sound fine. Are you? I got a cousin. See how shallow she is? That's why women get cheated on. Oh, my God. Keep going. Keep going.

Because God's trying to send you a good man right now. I don't know. You want to go for... We don't know he's a good man. You just called him a killer before you try to hook him up. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. I called him a serial killer.

You're mad. Oh, those are the best lovers. No. Don't do that. Don't do that. Passionate. Passionate. Andrea needs our help.

See, see, see. She was talking to a guy. They broke up. Then she finds out, dang, he has a whole freaking family. He has a baby on the way while he was flying me out. He had a baby on the way. So where the hell was the girl while he flew you out?

Because it was the same time they were pregnant. Gabby in South L.A., what would you tell our girl, Andriana or Andre? I don't know how to say her name. Andrea. She needs to stop feeling bad for herself and get revenge. In the spirit of being messy. That's right.

I like it. I like it. The spiritu messy. Stop up. You guys are being messy this morning. Oh. Oh. Gabby.

Oh, it's us. But you're telling you're to go get revenge. And I was like, my ex is going to see me on your Instagram stories. He's one of your biggest fans. Someone responded and was like, call it in. It's Vic. It's not someone. What you do?

What you do? Vic, anyone that gets a DM from Brown by Morning. is Victor. It's very, more than likely, yeah. No, likely. No, it's big. So you... In the spirit of being messy, get him back.

Show to his house. Show to his. See, like, we can all be a family. Ah. But she's not going to fly herself out to Alaska. That thing caused $800. That's a lot. It's expensive.

Hey, uh, Andrea, leave him alone. Andrea, you live, you're having a great life. You're about to go on a day with Colton from Oklahoma. You're going to have a great time. Yeah, we're going to send you to a concrete show. Where are you right now? In Nebraska, we'll make a show in Nebraska, just for you.

Nobody ever comes out to Nebraska, let's be. Concrete does. Yeah, he does. Nebraska. I think you have a show out there. Yeah, we do have a show coming up. Oh, perfect. Is it in Omaha or Lincoln?

Omaha. Oh, yeah, that's the best place. Yeah, we're going to come to Omaha, Nebraska. We'll make sure that you're there too, Mamasita. Awesome Okay You forget that Yeah

Love your life He didn't deserve you You dodged a bullet All of this stuff Everything that Big Sean says In that one song You're fine Fly out

And Greg wants to fly you out Is it okay if Greg flies you out They don't have spirit Anymore But they have like Frontier or something Oh Greyhound Oh yeah the bus

Would you be down? Greyhound You know what happens For people on Greyhound Oh Thuitou You know what happens And you still take the risk

What happens Let's ask Colton what happens Hello, my Dude Oh my gosh Hello, man Colton

I love Colton Oh my God So creepy So creepy It looks like he went under my blanket And he was like hello Hello Hello man

I love it I love it Shut out Colton man We just had a collar on the homie help line And we want to beyond his goods. Yeah, we do. We do, we do.

All right, we have tickets to go see Ice Cube. He's going to be at the Long Beach Amphitheater. July 17th. That is this Friday at the Long Beach Amphitheater. It's going to be him and Mike Epps, and this is called Every Day's Friday lyrics lounging and laughing. Now, I don't know if you know this, but you just stepped into Brownback Morning Summer Camp, okay?

Some of us always want to be in Summer Camp. I did. Went to Summer Camp, want to relive it again. So it's adult summer camp, okay? Which, by the way, they're doing now. They do? They do like a three-day getaway for adults to do summer camp activities. Like in one of those places that you like going to like...

Up in the mountains? Yeah, not Yosemite, but they're the one like, Mammoth? That's a Retiro. When you're older, it's a Retiro. No, it's summer camp. They get the shirts and everything. They're all hooking. It's called the Colt when you get older.

I know. They're doing it. They're doing it. And we're doing it here too, okay? And one of our favorite things from the summer camp, or camping period, is the campfire. Oh. Nice. and telling scary stories.

I can see the fire. So here's what's going to happen. On the line is someone going for each of us storytellers. Anne and Orange thinks Angie will keep her character. Oh, cooked. The longest. Good luck. Mark and Highland Fire.

I know it's warm, huh? The fire's warm. We're putting our hands to the fire. Mark in Highland Park is going for me. Sergio and Rosemede thinks Vic can hold it together, the longest. If we laugh, we're out. All right. I suggest no one look at each other while we're doing this.

Matter of fact, can we turn the lights a little bit down? Miguel and Marietta is going for concrete. Greg is going, I mean, Jessica Ventura is going for Greg. All right, all right. More down, bro. More down. Who cares? Those are the camera lights. Oh, boo.

Okay, boo. Still pretty lit in here, but. It is. Just close your eyes, you guys. All right. So here's the gist of the story. I'm going to start the story and we're just going to go around. Vic, Angie, Concrete, Greg, back to me and all of that.

Yeah. The story has to be scary. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, Victor. Okay.

Okay. All right. Oh, my God. I'm ready. I'm ready. Angie, don't laugh. I know. I'm smiling right now.

I can't. Okay. All right. You ready? No. Three, two, one. It was 3 a.m. And little Willie got woken up.

He sits up in his bed. And? He looked out the window and saw what he thought was a bug a wolf. Right turn? No. And when he cleared his little eyes, he rubbed them open, right? He opened wide and he saw La Girona. Those Angie's mom, Sasquatch, looking for a can of beans in the trash can.

From the distance, he heard footsteps getting closer. closer and heard he put his head under the covers and little Willie couldn't stop clenching his fists from the other side of the door he just heard heavy breathing

Willie I've come for you said a voice while Willie was buried under the blanket he saw his Willie you're out for nothing you're out for not

It's supposed to be scary. You're trying to set me up to make me laugh and it almost worked. Stop, get back, get back, get back, get back. So Angie, we're going to start from Willie. Angie's out. So is that the last part that we're going up. The boy said, Willie, I'm here for you from outside of the door. Okay, go.

Willie, I'm here for you. He didn't know that it was ice. We are here to deport you. That's not scary That's very scary If you ask somebody It's supposed to be scary I said like Corona

Then you turned it to my mom Sasquatch And now ice Really? Mona I was scary That's scary dog It's not scary

Mona don't do this to me You have to be serious In character It's a scary I am Okay Okay It's ice

So then what do you have to say next After you're great I'm keeping mine scary So All right. I'm scared. It was the Nazis. Mona.

Mona. Why am I now? I thought that's scary. Who's not scared of Nazis? Now you got to give the tickets away to whoever's let me and grand. Are you guys not scared of Nazis? It should have been like zombies. Zombies or something.

Yeah. Nazi zombies. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. Nazis. What's up? This is be real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from?

Messe, don't you know I'm local? Look at us, Los Angeles. Look at us. Over there in New York City, you have Jay-Z freaking throwing a three-day concert, and everybody's turning up, also crashing out because they didn't start their show until, like, past midnight yesterday, and she was so on crazy. Rihanna came out, Eminem came out, Beyonce, a little Ivy played the piano. Alicia Keys sang and Paris Day.

Okay, they're doing that over there. And over here on this side, we're going into viral fights in Inglewood. What? Republicans, thugs, all reining away. Yeah, did you guys hear about that one? I did. Did you hear about that one? And it was all to the sounds of this.

I wonder if we should blame the artist. What? For inciting their fans to just be turned up in the stands. It's right. Just fighting each other, security guard. They didn't care. Yeah, let's blame the artist. Yeah, the Hillary Dove concert.

over at Inglewood, Kia Forum had a brawl happening and I as a hip-hop fan love this for us because it's not us this time it's the white girls We're gonna blame now It was Brittany and Megan

Oh yeah Like Courtney Courtney Yes yes yes yes They're all fighting Yeah somebody got Hillary stuffed in the face Yeah check it out Round my morning is one of sucks on Instagram

and we'll see the bra for yourself. I don't know what we're going to do with their genre anymore. Right? I don't know. She just makes me want to pop somebody in the mind. Just want to fight now. And it would be Hillary, Doug. But wasn't she part of the whole little drama?

She's a mean girl to another celebrity? Oh, to Ashley Tisdale? Yeah. It doesn't really count, though. Well, the beefs always starts there. I'm telling you, like Pop Girls, they have crazy beef. They do. They do.

They do. Hillary Duff and all her fans. It's going to be a lot. Play it again. I want to get turned out. I want to start. Yesterday? The fight music?

No, you're not. No, you're not. Your fans are not going to be okay. Stayed to the blonde girl that ended up on the floor. You play this and then knock a few bucks right after. It's a full-grown riot. What do you think it was? Because there was floor seat fights.

I'm thinking one of two things, which obviously gets me mad, that someone is taller than you. Okay. I was thinking something like that. Or maybe. Someone's in your seats. Someone's in your seats. Especially if you pay that much money. Get out of here, girl.

Take your heels off. You don't even pay. You paid for the nosebleeds. Anybody else? Fight ideas? Okay, I thought maybe they were having so much fun and they had drinks in their hand and they threw it. They spilled drinks. On my hair?

On my fin? Well, I think they were rival gangs. That could be it, too. All those people were there? Damn. It could have been Nickelodeon versus Disney Channel. Yeah, they just met up in Englewood and it was up, all right? And it was stuck.

Tis deal. All right. Yeah, right. This is Tuesday. All mine's. Okay. Zoola, come here? Now what's going on?

She's Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, La Ariana Grande. She has a lookalike. Her name is Paige, and she has, like, a lot of followers on Instagram, right? A lot of people know her because she looks exactly like Ariana Grande. Yeah, check on her, please. Honestly, let the first time I saw her, I really thought that was Ariana Grande. Really?

Yeah. And now she has a docu-series called Turning the Page on Prime Video, right? And she's out here promoting it, but this is crazy because apparently she's exposing Ariana Grande because a couple of years ago, Ariana actually de-mmed her. And the message seems pretty nice, right? It says, quote, I am flattered and I'm sure you're very sweet. But I just wanted you to know, I look back a little ways on your page. And I think someone should tell you if they haven't told you that you're very beautiful as yourself.

without the makeup and trying to make your face look more similar to someone else's and whatnot. I had to say it because it is the truth. Always do what makes you happy, of course. But if I didn't say that to you, I'd regret it. You're beautiful as you are. Take care. So she just doesn't want her to be like looking like her, basically. Okay, that's what you got, right?

Yeah. That's what you got from the message. It's like Fabio Jackson. Yeah, it is because he tries to look like Michael Jackson. I don't know that reference. Every single day. And keep in mind, MJ has passed away, right? Ariana's still here and it's just a lookalike, just walking around, doing videos and photos, talking like her.

Talking like her is crazy. And people go in on her, but I guess she may have thought, well, Ariana didn't tell me not, right? Yes, because now she said, oh, my God, well, I felt very misled by her message because technically she never told me not to do it. She just said, do what makes me happy. Yeah She doesn't want to upset you Because you seem psycho Yeah

Yeah Mind you like people on the comments Because again like I would fall for it Like I would think like that was their real Ariana Grande She looks more like Ariana than Ariana Yeah but people on the comments would be like going in on her Saying like be yourself like that's weird Why are you trying to look like her

Yeah Like there was even rumors saying that Ariana was like over here like liking messy Comments about her like shady comments about her Yeah So what makes her happy is looking like Ariana Grande then basically is what she does. I don't know.

It's so creepy. And honestly, if Ariana had said that, like, in a more straight-up way, then they would, like, talk ish about her. If she DM'd her, like, stop trying to look like me. I don't know it. You know, like, if she was that direct, yeah. She said it in a nice way, girl.

Very nice. Just the way you are. You don't need to be doing this. I feel like I got to tell you. But. Yeah, no, dude, she's, like, milking it. Like, because now she's, like, trying to sound like her, too, trying to promote her show.

Listen. Hello everyone. My TV series, Turning the Page, is finally out now on Amazon Prime. If you supported me over the years, it would generally mean so much to me if you checked it out, or if you just know me as to go that looks like someone. How old is she?

Now she doesn't want to say it. But that's also like one Ariana Grande that she sounds like. Like all the cat version. That's wicked Ariana. No. No. No. No.

She sounded like going from the TV show. Yeah. I don't know. Pop Ariana. Wicked Ariana's. She's not that. There was at one point where. she was like even sounding a little urbanish for a little while, you know.

So she's had a few different Arias. No, she definitely pop vibes, Ariana. Like right now. Yeah, dude, she even dyed her hair blonde because Ariana had it blonde. What? Oh, yeah. She's just milking it. There was a time, there was this girl that looked like Anna Nicole Smith.

And Anna Nicole Smith, very back in the day, old reference, but if you get it right here, me and you, we both need to check our diabetes. But Anna Nicole Smith was chunky at one point. So this girl became Anna Nicole Smith. And then Anna Nicole. Smith took all like the diet pills and she got really really skinny so the girl's like I don't know what to do with myself now like I can't get skinny like her no it's a whole but it's an industry in itself like imposter or I don't know what we call

yeah no pro spitz was a brown and a role imposter in a way yeah no for sure for sure you know how many huanga impersonators are out there yeah crazy I love them all right it's the whole thing maybe she should go start doing shows it she should one of our kinses maybe but I mean the fact that she's milking it and say like well I was but um misled about her message. It's like, girl, no, she told you in a nice way. Stop. I just can't believe she got a whole series on Prime.

Dude, yes. What? I know, are we giving shows a way? Yeah, we need to stop making those other people. I can't even get anything. You can. You can. She has less followers than you.

I think you could. Concrete. I feel like we should do like a Chappelle show, but a concrete. That'd be tight. Because you'd be doing skits all the time. That'd be tight. And then put me in, like, how he had Donald Rawlings in. Let me be in there.

Yeah. Please. Letty Rawlings. Yeah But you get him saying? Do you get what I'm saying? Yes, I totally get what you're saying. You should do it.

Yes. Pitch it. Let's do it tomorrow. He's not figure it. He's not like, guys, all right. He basically does that on his Instagram different skins. I know, I know.

I do. Oh, all right. I'll produce it. I'll produce it. Okay, sweet. Let's do it. That make money move. That make money move.

World Cup. Ronaldo out. He. His bow. Botox in his Ronaldo's Botox is actually part of this controversy that's going on with people's money okay we all know polymarket right the betting platform yes or whatever yes so they put up a bet or they however this thing goes down on whether or not Ronaldo will cry yes Ronaldo was knocked out in the knockerons by Spain Ronaldo Portugal bye bye so sorry and he has cried before so chances are that maybe this was going to cry right right so they're

like hey you can bet is he going to cry or is he not he got emotional yeah his face did as much as it could okay squinted sadness yeah head down arms in his face right but did he cry and polyamark specified that crying equals a visible tear shedding from his eye down his face some people don't cry like that though. No, no, no, but he does. This fool has cried like that. Oh, yeah? In the previous pastness?

He ugly cries. He ugly cries. Yeah. He came cake cries. Okay? Mm-hmm. So, the game happens. There's a visible sadness.

It's over for him. It's his last World Cup. All right? These photos aren't clear, though. There's a photo that I saw that you could see, like, his eye kind of like water a little bit. He watered up for sure. But there is no visible tier. As Polly Market said, that needs to happen in order for it to be a yes.

cried okay so everybody's like searching getting images videos from the broadcast and all that trying to figure out whether they're just full cried or not and this is important because this is money on the line people bet for or against this they come out and they say hey after reviewing polymarket says we saw evidence we saw photos we saw footage he cried so shout out to everybody that voted that he will cry or bet that he will cry you win the only thing is they will not share the photos in which they saw him cry and that leads a lot of people to think did he really cry or you just don't want to give the people that said no money because it would kind of benefit the people that said no more he usually cries betting on him crying is probably the what the not the underdog what like

the favorite yeah that he's going to cry yeah so the ones that said no will probably get more if he didn't cry right according to polymarket that a tear has to come out of his eye they're saying we saw the evidence and we do not want to release the evidence because you guys would scrutinize it. So that shows me that it's not a clear one. It's not. Because if it was clear, then no one would scrutinize it. Yeah. It's super tricky with like these new apps, polymarket cal sheet and stuff like that because like they're so new that there's so many things to be regulated still and they're not.

So it's kind of the Wild Wild West. And like things like this are going to keep happening until somebody gets like sick of it and then starts a whole lawsuit and then everything changes and then they move on to something else. Yeah. So I don't know. Ronaldo has to tell us if he cried or not. Cry or not crying? He teared up, for sure. Pull in here.

For sure. He teared up, but did he tear down? Did the tear make his way? And it's not what Ronaldo tear up. It's what Ronald will cry. Did the duck tear? He probably cried and wiped it really fast. And then it's like, oh.

And still a tear, though. Even if he wiped it. Yeah, even if he wiped it. Yeah, I think he cried, though. I just feel like his Botax won't let him blink. Because why would he not cry? Why would he not cry if that was his last ever World Cup match? Well, why would there not be photos of him crying?

Yeah, it's that. You're going like this in his shirt. Nah, no, no. I think Polly Mark gets full of it. They don't want to pay. It's going to be a lawsuit. I wish I had a bit. You need to see the photos of him crying or not because it's crazy.

Like, it's him kind of holding his eye and you kind of are, I don't know if he's giving a fake. I don't know if it's fake now. He's probably in on it. No. Oh, he could be. You know. Is he crying? Is he not?

Okay. All right. Well, that was money moves. If you happen to bet on that. And you bet no, you probably got God, brother. You got God. All right. That was money who was brought to you by your toilet dealers.

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Oh. Bertas, do you guys remember when summers used to feel like they were in eternity? Yeah. Like there were seven months long? Oh. Well, granted, our summers, me growing up as a 90s kid, we definitely did have longer summers because we didn't go to school as fast as these kids go to school now. We used to go to school in September.

These kids are going school, what, in August? Yeah, but they also get out earlier. Right. Oh, do they? Yeah, I don't know. It's still the same amount. Back in the day, we used to, like, it just felt like summers were long. You used to go bike, right?

You used to do all things. It's scientifically, you guys, because it says that as you're growing up, your brain is working harder. You're creating more memories and everything's new to you. So it kind of feels like every day. Every day feels longer because you're learning new stuff, right? Well, we don't get that as adults. We go into a routine, we just wake up, go to work, la-da-la, and it just becomes kind of like routine, and we don't get to see all those new stuff, right?

Wow. Why least a lot of people don't? Yeah, we're not doing new things as adults. Yeah, as adults. So what you've got to do in order to feel like your days are longer, like you have more things going on in your life, these are some things that you can do to help yourself out and make it seem like it's a little bit longer summers, right? You should take a different road home. I feel you.

No, I feel you. If you take the four or five, take the five. Yeah. You want to be a traffic longer? Yeah. There's different routes, you know? If I take the 60, it's more scenic. I could see all the stuff.

See you? The 210 is very little bit, right? Yeah, make it for different. Try a different restaurant you've never been to. Yeah. I do that a lot. Okay. Yeah.

I don't know about that one. Really? I just, you know, I like, especially when I'm hungry, I like eating, knowing what I'm going to eat. Oh, yeah, but that's why your days have gone redundant. You need to try and. new one. And that doesn't mean try a new one on Postmates. That means go out. Yes. And try a new restaurant. Yeah. Go sit down at a restaurant. Oh, so I can have the same thing just at any restaurant. Yeah. Okay, that's cool. That's cool.

These are your tip. This is boring. Go hiking somewhere new. Who does that? Hey, that's fun. That's fun. You don't like hiking? Oh. That's tired. For what? You got your back. Learn a new hobby. That's cool. I like that. Yeah. I like that.

My friend Deirdre showed me pickleball this summer. I felt that felt cool. That's cool. I want to paddle board. Yeah, like that's what I wanted to do for summer. No, paddle board. Like on the water. Well, yeah, I mean, actually, one thing I took up shooting and shooting guns.

I like doing that. I feel the stress relief when you pull that trigger back. Stop it. You've been doing that since you were 16. That's not new. Yeah. A couple bodies here and there. Oh, no.

Travel somewhere new you've never been to. Yes, do that. Yes. Hemet. Stupid. Oh, I've never been to hemmed. Oh, dude. I don't wish that I'm my worst any.

I mean. Even small changes force your brain to pay attention again. Helping time feel fuller instead of just slipping by, Perritos. I don't know, dude. I just feel like every day, like it's almost the same thing. That's why I like coming here, guys, because every day is something new. So which one is it? Is everything the same thing or every day something new?

Both. That's a little bit of both, guys. Okay, when I was younger, do something you've always wanted to do when you're younger. Like, for example. And granted, my kids help me relive stuff. Like, stuff I couldn't do, I can do with them. But I always wanted a tree house. We built, like, we did the little steps on the tree, but nothing in the tree.

So we just had a little step and then we would just jump off the step, right? Oh, just imagine it. Yeah, just imagine it's in my brain. Just imagine the treehouse up there. Have you done it? No, but we don't have a tree like that, but I want to do a treehouse. Like, I build something or something. Yeah.

You know, try it. Vic, what about you? What about you guys? I think I always wanted to, like, collect a bunch of, like, baseball cards and stuff like that. I've been doing that recently. Yeah. It makes me really happy. I don't know.

I know it's super nerdy and, like, kind of whack, but. Very well. I know, but I get so excited when I open the packs. I'm doing the same thing with Hot Wheels. Like, I wanted a lot of Hot Wheels as kids. So I like collecting all the dope Hot Wheels. So we're vetsy hot. You know what?

We're trying something new, all right? What do you guys do, huh? That's not all. I've been trying a lot of new drugs, dude. Why do you're going to say that? Just in case, just in case I miss something in my teens. Have you found something? It's never too old to experiment, huh?

It's never too old to experiment, dude. Let me tell you. You're not down, oh, my God. Then your days will really long. You're like, oh, RELW. I'm on a sick one. Okay, thank you for that time. Thank you guys.

Try something new. Try a new drug ever. No. No. No. No. Try something new. Maybe that'll help.

Just enjoy the days more in the summertime. Absolutely. Pray a little bit. How about that? Pick up a Bible. That would be. Read a scripture. Shoot the J.

Shoot it. Playball. All right, you guys. Two former teammates got into a heated scuffle in Vegas. What? All right. Bam atabai, who plays for the Miami Heat,

he's the one that scored the 83 points. Boo. The two more than Kobe? I know. Yeah, a lot of people don't like him for that. Who that man. I know, right? And his former team.

His now former teammate, Tyler Hero, he was caught talking ish online. They crossed paths in person in Vegas and bam. This is what is reported that happened. Tyler Hero. Sick. Sources tell me that Bam Out of Bio struck Tyler Hero in the face area. This happened when Bam out of bio, I'm told, approached Tyler Hero about comments that Hero made on social media critiquing Bam after Hero was traded from Miami to Milwaukee. So apparently Tyler was, he had a burner account.

And he was talking on there basically how BAM didn't deserve his 60 million per year salary. But they were homies. They were homies and now. Super close. Yeah, at the time. And as soon as he got traded, started talking ish. And yeah, like you said, Latte, they played together seven years. They were super close.

Bam was even asked in an interview who he would call to back him up in a fight. And he said Tyler. Like if a fight breaks out, who's coming to save you? You had to choose one person now. On person. Come to the rescue. I'm going to say tea. Just because we got the longest relationship.

Yeah, I'm coming. So, yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming to fight you. Little did you know. I'm backing up the other guy. Literally. Equally. Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

You know, again, like, just to see their friendship and their relationship fall apart as soon as that happens. What were they doing in Vegas together? They're in different teams? So they have Summer League out there for MGA. Oh, okay, okay. And also Tyler Hero has a A.U team. And so they just happened. of like cross paths in like yeah in the Vegas hotel and yeah are there teams ever going to

play each other in the season oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's gonna be awesome it's gonna be awesome different division and it's uh auntacumpo auntacumpo on tecumpo on tucumbo onto the bucking umtac umtacumpo auntac um so he's gonna be in prox Edwin Diaz isn't playing for the Dodgers anymore? He's rehabbing. He's rehabbing. He just played for the... Rose Crenzvick's intro song.

Toronto. We all hate it, but Vic. Yeah, we do hate it. I'm down to change it, though. Finally, goodness. He's played like... He's played like three games all season. So what are you going to change it to?

Because he had the original... Back to Freddie Freeman. Let's go. Let's go. Let's do it. One good thing came out of this Monday. Don't go anywhere.