Brown Bag Mornings - 07/16/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🪄 ARGENTINA’S WORLD CUP WITCHCRAFT & 👨🏻 THE 80S COP STASH ICK

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

We’re exposing the secret black magic tactics Argentinian fans are using to "freeze" star players and goalies to secure their World Cup victories! 🪄❄️ The Homie Helpline gets hairy as Estrea ...questions her entire marriage after her loyal husband ditched his beard for a "creepy" 80s cop mustache that has completely killed the bedroom vibe. 👨🏻💔 Chisme breaks down Chelsea Handler’s narrow escape from a Bill Cosby hotel room and the "red flags" that saved her. 🏨🚫 Over in Hella Studious, we’re giving you life-saving survival tips on why you should fight a black bear but play dead for a grizzly—unless you want to be a forest snack. 🐻🎒 Finally, the studio turns into a literal zoo with scorpions, snakes, and a pooping turtle named Michelangelo making a guest appearance. 🐢🦂 [Edited by @iamdyre 👨‍💻] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (3:29) Petty Police (6:49) Homie Helpline (24:33) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Highlights are brown bag Zulu will come here Now what's going on? Damn She's Mason with Angie Okay Chelsea Handler She's a comedian
Starting point is 00:00:11 She's an actress She said that She pointed out concrete She said that She's one of you Alferra was asking him Like that's your friend right Because all comedians are friends
Starting point is 00:00:20 And he's like Actually no Oh Well no or not I wish I knew Dave Chappelle Yeah One day it'll happen But Chelsea
Starting point is 00:00:29 Handler was saying that she that Bill Cosby almost got her you guys. Whoa. So yeah, refresh or refreshed her. Bill Cosby's known for for drugging women before he takes advantage of them. Yeah, that's what he's in, that's what he's in jail for. You know what? I thought he was in jail, but then I googled it. Apparently he was in jail for three years and
Starting point is 00:00:47 I didn't. No, he's still in jail. Oh, I googled it. No, he might be out because remember he was walking out and he did the thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. People, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Isn't he blind? No. We're confusing. You're doing R. Kelly. What? Are Kelly Sunjo? Yeah. He was released at 2021.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Exactly. I ended up. Wow. Yeah. He was released five years ago? Yeah, he's been out for five years now. I remember the look back. He must have slipped in a pill in my drinks.
Starting point is 00:01:13 I forgot all about it. I knew that jello was too good. He got us all of us. He got us all. He got us all filled out. What is going now with Chil's Reholtz. Chelsea says that, you know, she used to love Bill Cosby. She thought he was it.
Starting point is 00:01:36 And so the first time she met him, he invited her to his hotel room. Oh. I know. Apparently, she was doing like a show, and so she had a guy opener, right? So Bill invites her up to his room. She goes with the guy that opened, right, and her security guard. Bill Cosby opens the door. He's very happy to see her.
Starting point is 00:01:54 He didn't notice the two guys that were with her. But then once he noticed that she was with the security guard and the other guy, His whole look just changed. She said that he went all serious. Listen. We got up and left like five minutes in. He was like going off on my opener because she was opening for a woman. He goes, how do you expect to ever be successful if you're opening for a woman?
Starting point is 00:02:13 And I was like, oh, Bill Cosby's being a guy. I go, let's get out of here. Then like six months later, all the stories came out about Bill Cosso. So my opener called me and he goes, now we know why Bill Cosby was in such a bad mood that day. And I was like, little does Bill Cosby know that a Roofie wouldn't have put a dent in me? I would have been up I would have been waiting for her to go to sleep and was like, nope,
Starting point is 00:02:36 the hell awake, I'm alert. That's funny. She's the survivor. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, man. And you know, I guess there were little rumblings because it was another comedian that essentially outed the things he was doing on stage.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Yeah, and he was doing it comedically on stage. Like, hey, Bill's crazy. And Bill himself had made mentions in interviews, little slight things. Yeah. But I guess no one took it. that serious until it was taken serious. So I could totally see her doing a show and Bill Cosby's there and she's so excited.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Yeah. Yeah. She thought he was it. Like, oh my God, I love this guy. He's invited me to. Bill Cosby. It's American Dad. But also inviting her to the hotel room.
Starting point is 00:03:15 I know. That's a little bit weird. Anyway, regardless of the allegations. She probably just had this like, like, oh, my, one of my idols or, you know, a legend is inviting me. And try to look past the weirdness and was hoping it wasn't that. But it was the weirdest of the week. Now it made sense.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Yeah. That's the sound. The petty police. The petty police. It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl.
Starting point is 00:03:36 Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty and pettiest. And the stage is set for the World Cup final. For the final script. Spain versus the Spagna of Latin America, Argentina. I know. Reportly allegedly, they call themselves the Europeans of the Sea. The Europeans of Black America.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Yeah, no, it's the whole thing. It's a whole thing. You learn it back in history. Undercovered Germans. Yeah, yeah. They really, really wanted only European migration to the country of Argentina. But a lot of countries have a sad to pass. A lot of countries have a sad past.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Okay. I say all that to say, if you know an Argentina fan lately, oh, they for sure are throwing this all in your face. And oh, my God, why are you guys just mad? That mess is the best. And you guys are just angry. You're not Argentinian. And, oh, my God, they so want to be us.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Or what did the news reporters say? Yeah. They're so envious of us, Mexicans and all. this, right? I like being Mexican. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Little did we know
Starting point is 00:04:33 that they were, they were so untrustful of how messy and the team would do that Argentinians were doing brujeria. Oh, I knew it. Yes, videos are surfacing
Starting point is 00:04:46 of Argentinian fans. Doing brujeria against the teams that their team was going to end up playing. Whoever's eating, can you stop? Swallow it. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Not the first time or the last. Okay. Here you got, listen to this. During this World Cup, when my friends and I get together, we freeze the players. We put the star player and the goalkeeper on the same piece of paper and freeze it in the freezer, always in the same glass. Oh, Argentina. They freeze the players. Hey, and if it works for them, I'm just going to start doing it.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Hey, I don't mind learning new tips. Some black magic for Mexico to win? No, I've been seeing, that has to be the only logical explanation. Leti because I'm seeing them score two goals in the last couple minutes. Like that never happens in soccer. Yeah. Well, it does happen in soccer. You just don't watch it enough.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Hardly happens. It did happen. It did happen. It happens. Yes. But, yeah, a lot of people are kind of going off a theory. Oh my God. This people love Messi so much and Argentina so much.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Or no, could it be? Let me just enter a new one that Argentines are just really good at Brueira and we should just get better at it. So is that like... Better Brubria. There's good. to like make people win and stuff like that. We should counter that brooheria.
Starting point is 00:06:02 No, their brouheria wasn't to make that. Their brouheria was anti. Their brouheria was against other teams. Oh. They froze. I don't know, Greg, if your ears are a little bit off. Why her goalkeeper and the other team's goalkeeper and the other team star player. They put them in the freezer.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Okay. Yeah. They're using the World Cup stickers that are like little giveaways. I know. That's using them. Crazy. That is crazy. I didn't even know that was the thing.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Put them in the freezer. Yeah, that's weird. I've never heard of that. Yeah, that's their thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is their elite brujeria. Look at us. Look at us rubbing sticks together and turning over chonis.
Starting point is 00:06:37 They care way too much. Eating grapes. Mm-hmm. Hey, I do that for New Year. Eating grapes on New Year's. Eating grapes on New Year's. Use the freezer girl technology. All right, check this out, homie.
Starting point is 00:06:51 You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie helpline. Estreya would have hated the 80s. Everybody had the cop stash.
Starting point is 00:07:04 And now she hates her husband apparently because of it. She hit us up and said that her husband shaved off his full beard that he's always had ever since they've been together without telling her and grew a 80s cop stash. This big, thick mustache, she hates it. She's not attracted to him anymore with it. They've tried to get intimate. She feels like, you know, it's just not doing it for her. whenever they kiss that's all she thinks about and she just feels like she's not attracted to him anymore and she doesn't know what to do she also did mention he's a great husband he's funny all this stuff he's happy he's happy about it everybody's telling him it's oh my god you're so good with it
Starting point is 00:07:43 bro she's so good at me yeah and she wants to know if she's wrong for being upset at her husband for changing his appearance and if anyone else has gone through this Mm-hmm. And everyone kind of just stands on like, oh, girl. Like that? I know, like, for me, for me, like, Marcus knew. When I met Marcus, he didn't have a beard. And he knew I was attracted to beers, but like, like, the scruffy little ones, right? And so he actually grew one out for me.
Starting point is 00:08:14 And now that sometimes he hates it and he wants to shave it and he'll tell me, I'm going to shave it. I'm like, okay, I won't see you for a couple of days. That's crazy. Estrella. And then he'll tell me, he's like, hey, I'm not going to see you this week because I'm going to shave it up. I'm like, okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Oh, my God. That's a good way to get away from you. He has a beard. Also happen to be going to Miami. Oh, wow. Marcus has a beard against his will is hilarious. Well, he knew. He knew that.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Yeah. He grew it out. But yeah, sometimes we'll have those combos like, oh, okay, I'll see you next week. I asked Jordan all the time. I literally asked you yesterday if I shave my. beard then how would you feel and she's like no no I'm just I can't see you I can't be with you like I'm like wow yeah so you think she'll be like yeah probably honestly we can't be with you to shave your beard like as a staff record label and as a radio show I know but like
Starting point is 00:09:09 you guys have never seen me without a beer we have we've seen photos that one photo right that one photo from like 2016 that probably the last time I shamed it oh but that was like you younger yeah he has a but chin I do one Yeah, you never know. I'll never let you see it. What? He looks like handsome squidward chin. A little bit.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Those are expensive. George Clooney chin, no? Yeah, some people get that. Like, some people, that's like a cosmetic surgery. Yes, it's right. They put like a dimple in there to make it. Shunny, shunner-frey. All right, but we would like other people's insight.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Has your partner changed their appearance and you not liked it? What do you do about that? Like, do you wait it out? Do you completely divorce them, break up your role? because they shave their beard? Peace out. Do you, I don't know, do you find something else that's attractive, you know? Or do you like do what concrete says when someone else, when someone lets them stop
Starting point is 00:10:02 go, do you just start cheating? Yeah. I remember saying that. You said it like other stories jokingly. Ah, okay, jokingly. You say everything jokingly. Of course. Yeah, see, now he remembers.
Starting point is 00:10:14 No, you'd be like, hey. What a pinch of truth. So I know cheating is bad, but did she ever think about what she did to get him to cheat? Like, does she let yourself go? Maybe. He's onto something. It's usually women's fault. Of course.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Is that what I meant? Isn't everything. Is that what you meant? Ladies in the world, the sooner we can accept everything is our fault, the better will be, okay? We just don't understand. Nine times out of ten. We're not the ones that ate the apple. A man wrote that book, but let's go ahead and still accept all the truth of dudes.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Thank you. Why do guys have an Adam's apple for a reason? Because you ate yours. And what did you do with yours? You choked? Who's choked Eddie? Right there. Crazy guys.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Okay, anyway, Eddie in North Vegas. Good morning. Well, honestly, I mean, she has all the right to feel the way she feels. You know what I'm saying? Everybody has the right to feel something. But she's also wrong at the same time. The reason why I pick a bit like that is just because I think she should support him. Like, she married him for.
Starting point is 00:11:22 who he is and what he has brought to the table and you know how she said he's funny outgoing or whatever she said about him yeah but she also got to think about you know that's just the figure it's it's it's what she just see like i'm pretty sure that he has done things to make her feel good within herself um like you know like basic little flowers or something like that but it's just more like a supportive thing like he feels good about himself like he married somebody that he loves, you know, like he feels so good about himself that he feels like he could change his figure and nothing's going to change because the woman that he thinks that he, you know, the woman that he married, you know, I'm pretty sure he thinks that she loves him the way he is no matter what he does.
Starting point is 00:12:05 And that was another, I did that. I've been with my wife for six years already. I've changed my figures plenty of times. I used to be a stay-at-home dad. So that was where all my changing figures used to be. So I used to do like braided. I used to braid my goat's ear. I used to brain my goatee when I used to have long, long, long, long beard. Wow. I used to go tea just a regular goatee, a full beard. I used to, uh, at 16 is when I started having a full face. But I used to work at Taco Bell, which I think what helped me was working at Taco Bell
Starting point is 00:12:31 and shaving my face all the time. Uh-huh. And by the time I hit 18 and I left there, it's like, my face just became like the most curious thing in my whole body. And I've changed my figures plenty of times and she's never once, like, she, she has been blunt with me and been like, you look ugly. Like, you look ugly. don't you shouldn't be doing that like you're like a pedophile she'd be telling me all kinds of
Starting point is 00:12:52 and stuff like she'll go up and beyond like she got she got the words for it you know what I'm saying but at the end of the day she still you know she'll the intimacy was still the same she still love me for who I was she still told me at the end of the day I could change my figure at any way possibly that I could gaining weight losing weight you know shaving my face not shaving my face my head whatever it is she still love me for who I am nice you know because it's me it's me it's who I You know, yeah, my figure had a lot of do with it. She said, you know, she's very attracted to my beard. She doesn't want me to shave it all, but I shave it off once a year to clean up my face.
Starting point is 00:13:27 You know, you got to shave your beard off to kind of clean up your face, your skin. You get dry skin sometimes or anything. You got to, like, really get into it. So I shave my beard off one year. You should try to make? And, you know, obviously it comes back. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Thank you, Eddie. See? So. So yesterday, you want your man to be like this? Trying to explain to him? Yeah. It's fine. She's still attracted to me.
Starting point is 00:13:47 PDF file. CpWR, Los Angeles, Power 106, Ellie's number one for hip-hop, KPWR FM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106, Ellie's number one for hip-hop, Buenos Aires. That was a trip. For him to say that his girl just says,
Starting point is 00:14:02 talks mad crap to him. But then still is like, no, that's fine. You guys like it. We were just talking about fools loving getting berated. Who likes them? There's some fools that love getting rated. No, I'm trying to think. I think like, you know, I think if it was flipped around, I think it would be a lot worse.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Like if a guy's like, ah, you did this, that's fair, the boost of fair. I think it, I think it wouldn't fly. Well, look at that. No. Look at that. It would not. It's working in our favor ladies. Because we would never do that to you, ladies.
Starting point is 00:14:35 That's right. They wouldn't. They'll just cheat. We'll lie. Yeah. We'll lie. No, it looks fine. It'll just tell their homies in the group chat.
Starting point is 00:14:43 No, she's a little. Oh, my girl snores. My girl farts. Let's give her an award. It's her biggest heart. Oh, my girl got the Karen cut. No. I imagine.
Starting point is 00:14:53 John K. Plusy? Oh, no. What do I do? Just got to think about my ex-during. Okay. Carmen, Carmen in Alhambra. When does he ask, Carmen? Hello.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Hey, girl. Carmen, what do you got to tell Estreya, who is upset? Her man shaved his beard. She feels not attracted to him anymore. And she just wants to know. why he's so happy doing this, hurting her like this. I mean, I understand. My fiancé has kind of like a porn stash going on.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Okay. What does that even look like? Ask Marcus. Research movies. Reno 911. So what? We're high school sweetheart. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:42 So I was used to kind of like the bear phase, baby phase. and he ended up getting a job as a paramedic, and so they can't have, like, any beard. They're only allowed to have mustache, so he grew one out. I absolutely hated it. I was telling him, like, don't be surprised if I shave it off in the middle of the night because I really didn't like it. But it did grow on me.
Starting point is 00:16:07 I got used to it. You know, he couldn't grow out any facial hair besides, like, the days that he was off. So he had, like, a two or three-day grow-out of, like, a beard, but then he's not his shade. So honestly, it grew on me. I can't see him without a mustache now, and I like it. Oh, he learned to love it, your little Phaito with his little porn stash. It took time.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Yeah, give me a little dirty sanches. No. No, no. Dirty has a lot different. Yeah, that's a lot different. That's a way different. Greg, what is it? Greg, what is that?
Starting point is 00:16:40 You don't want to know. Now, I'm curious. Jose, Jose, what is it? What is it? No, no, no. There's children in this. the car. Say it in PG way.
Starting point is 00:16:48 There's no way. There's no way. There's children in the car. So then why do you tell me to say? You wrote out on a piece of paper. Say, call her dirty sex. You're thinking of Mark Sanchez, that's why. She had that mustache.
Starting point is 00:16:57 But it is a mustache. A peanut butter mustache. A peanut butter. Natella. Nutella mustache. Yes, you wanted to hear it. Well, Nutella's sweetest chocolate. Can you just lick it off?
Starting point is 00:17:10 Sure, Angie. Sure, Angie. Do that. And that's why she's the price. Okay. Okay, okay. Math, Marcus, you're right. Let me show you.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Farron 106, number one for hip hip in East L.A. Shout us to all the peritos in East L.A. Estrella. Estreya has the ick towards her husband because he shaved his beard and got like this weird, like, a big mustache thing going on. He's happy, though. He's very happy. But to give her some credit, she did say that that was, like, the one of the things that really attracted to her. Attracted her to him.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Attracted. To give her credit? Yeah. It's like, oh yeah, one of the things that attracted me to my girl is that she had blonde hair and turns out she's a fake blonde. Oh, no, no. Or now she has gotten us and it's gray. She could just die it.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Yeah, I mean, that's the thing, too. We all change with appearance over time. Of course. Whether we want to or not. Like, obviously the beard is like a thing we could choose, but shoot, man. Not pretty soon that beer is going to be gray. And it's like, I like to lush and brown. Yeah, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Then I'm going to dye it blonde. Hawaiian. Oh, no. It could be different. It could be different. Damar, Damar in Scottsdale. Hey, DeMarre. D'amar.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Hey, how are you doing? What's up, Damar? Talk to us. What would you tell? Concrete, don't change your voice. Sorry, Damar, you got concrete changing his voice. Well, first thing is, man, if she can keep the same energy when he wants her to keep her stuff the same. So a lot of women change their hair up all the time. They change their whole look.
Starting point is 00:18:48 And a lot of us as men, we like the way our woman look, how we like them, right? Women don't care how we feel. So if she can keep the same energy, then she ain't in the wrong. But if he tell her, hey, I want you to dial your makeup down, or if I don't want you to cut your hair or whatever the case, then that's where we're at. Yeah, keep the same energy. If he can tell you, I don't like that hair cut, I don't like, I need my girl with long hair. Oh, straight. Like natural color, all that. You got to keep the same energy.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Yeah. Yeah. Stop wearing your makeup, girl. Yeah. I'll give you an example. My ex-girlfriend, I cut my hair off. She liked my her curly. And I cut it short, like, once every six months.
Starting point is 00:19:27 And that first time, she let me know that don't let that happen again. Wow. You know what? But this real talk, guess what? I didn't cut my hair again while I was with her. And it wasn't because she run it. It's because I respected her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:43 And that's who's looking at me. That's who I want to be attracted to me. So I just think as long as we can keep that same energy and they go both ways and it ain't one way, it ain't a double standard, then we can run it. Let's try to keep the other person happy. Ain't that what the whole relationship is supposed to be about? Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Wow. No, that's true. Wait, so why did you guys break up? Aw. She's most. Oh, she wasn't my. Here's the thing. She definitely was not my person.
Starting point is 00:20:11 But we've still been friends for 13 years. I still go eat with her, her dude. I don't think of it. You're in far. You're in far. Wow. And you, is it, is the hair curly now or not anymore? What is it?
Starting point is 00:20:23 Her hair is, her hair is. Yours. Oh, yeah. Well, that's funny that you asked me that, yeah, my hair is curly is all out choice right now. Damn. Hey, if he comes over with the curls to Thanksgiving dinner. No, cut. She likes it cut.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Yeah. No, she likes it curly. Oh, she likes it curly. You don't like me to cut. Yeah. Do you show up with her curls? Curley, do you remind her what that old thing was like? Oh, you know what?
Starting point is 00:20:49 I'm a little different. I've actually caught her dude away from her out on the street. And I just told him, man, whatever I can do to help y'all stay together. Man, I mean. What is you wrap that? Hey, you keep her. You keep her, dog. I'm like, Drake around. Hey, Doc, Damar, I hear there's the more.
Starting point is 00:21:06 I don't like it, bro. What's going on here, bro? Come on, Damar. I can tell you what it is, man. Even though we're good friends, and that's what we're supposed to be, I don't want her to ever think we're supposed to get back together. Oh, okay. Like for me, it was more of a...
Starting point is 00:21:21 I realized that I actually escaped. And as soon as I realized, escaped, you don't, you don't break. I don't know. I ain't trying to do that. Yeah, I get you. So why's just a really good guy, man? She was looking up for her. They didn't work out, and now she wants her to be happy.
Starting point is 00:21:37 He's like, she's cool, but I never want her back ever than you get. Man, they don't make them like the mar. Ever. He's right there. That's cool. Good for you, man. But what he says is, it's real like, like if you can tell me, hey, I don't like that, then keep the same energy when I tell you. I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:21:55 The problem is, since we're generalizing, you fools don't tell us you don't like it. You guys smile. No, but you don't. But then what we do, we get out of two. We're afraid. See, thank you. Thank you. A real, like a real answer, though.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Yeah, what the hell? I'm going to tell you I don't like this. And then you get like, you girls can't do anything. Like, oh, do it. You girls, what? No, you can't. You can't change your appearance as fast as we can. Like, if you don't like my hair cut.
Starting point is 00:22:25 It could grow back fast. Yeah, I can grow this back or whatever. If I do a bad, like, blonde job, it's good. My hair's fried. And it's spent, and it's like $2,000. So it's like $2,000 down drink. You're going to go again. And then also, like, like, the hairdressers won't even
Starting point is 00:22:41 touch their hair because it's like, oh, I just put all these products in your hair. I got to let it grow, got to let it breathe. Who is this guy? Well, who's cider you on? I don't know anymore. He's explaining. He's been a great job. You're going through it, home.
Starting point is 00:22:54 He loves every look, by the way. All of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that the end? Yeah. There's not much my girls don't, where I'm like, eh.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Nah. I'm cool with everything. Everything. Yeah. See? Yeah. And she can tell you. Well, it's because, I mean.
Starting point is 00:23:16 And you can tell her. Yeah, like, when I wanted the Bob haircut, I asked her, I was like, I would love to see you. And then she did it. And then she looked amazing. So, like, you know. The only thing she's been fighting back on where she's like, no, I'm not going to do that until I'm done being blonde is that I've been telling her. Like, you know, red hair. That sounds controlling.
Starting point is 00:23:32 You know? I was like, I want red hair. And she was like, I'm not going to do that yet. I'm not going to do that until I'm done being blonde. Until I'm done being blonde because that costs a lot. and it's a lot of maintenance. And you can't reverse it. And I told her, maybe I got you.
Starting point is 00:23:45 If it looks good, I got it. Don't trip. We'll maintain that thing, you know? Yeah. I've never really asked her about my hair. I've never. Yeah, like, her thoughts on. Well, because I've always had like a fade.
Starting point is 00:23:56 And like, whenever she sees a picture, she's like, oh, I missed the line up. Oh. Oh. Oh. Like, I missed the fade in the line up, you know. This is the T right here. You know, she misses a poor week in pop, but you feel me? Let's ask Nikki
Starting point is 00:24:11 What she thinks So I don't know But she also likes it when I braid my hair Okay Like when I have you know Like when I braid my hair She likes that so A little patch on top
Starting point is 00:24:19 Yeah Oh dude I look like Sick What? Don Omar Is that you? Right
Starting point is 00:24:26 Don Comal Don't comal Oh my god Okay All right Good morning We love you Hey
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Starting point is 00:24:50 Getting mauled, yes. Okay. Thank you. First one is stay calm. Stay calm, too. Don't scream or run. Running can trigger a chase response. Gather everyone together.
Starting point is 00:25:02 That's what we're doing right here. Eat children and pets clothes. Make yourself look like one large group. Speak in a calm, firm voice, say things like, hey, bear. Say hey to zero. So it recognizes that you're human. Slowly wave your arms to appear larger. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Four, back away slowly. Give the bear plenty of space. Never corner it or block his escape route. Yeah, don't do that. Never get between a mother bear and her cubs. This is the most dangerous situation. So what about all the agators now? All animals.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Wait, wait, don't try to protect your food. Just let them eat it, man. Let him meet your food, right. It's not worth it. PBNJ. Let me see. The other one, if the bear attacks, just call the cops.
Starting point is 00:25:58 It says, play dead. Play dead if the bear attacks. Lie flat on your stomach, protect the back of your neck with your hands and spread your legs to make it harder to roll over you. Stay into the bear leaves. What?
Starting point is 00:26:14 If it's a black bear, do not play dead. Do not what? If it's a, I don't know. If it's a black bear, do not play dead. Fight back using anything available sticks, rocks, trekking poles, or your fist. Aim for the face and muzzle. Continue fighting into the bear retreats. There you go.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Concrete, you did it. You did a great job. Let's see. This is so cool. Switch zero over to your other side. Give her luck. I don't know the difference between a black bear and a brown bear. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Yeah. Give her a little kiss. Give her a little kissy. Wow. Okay. That's pretty cool. I feel one with- I feel like I don't have anything for me.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want a scorpion? I feel like that yeah, I eat those for breakfast. The scorpion. Oh, that was cool. That was cool, dude.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Greg also is playing behind the camera like if he's not a part of the show. Nobody's held a scorpion yet. Okay. True. Lettie. And then what can Greg do? What is there? Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Put the snake on here. Yeah, put the snake on him too. I'll do money moves while I have my little friend. Okay, let's go. Okay. The scorpion's right here. Oh, yeah, Scorpion. Oh, no, I think he's looking for,
Starting point is 00:27:25 Jay Prehistoric's our animal friend. I brought you a cute one. Oh, that was so cute. Oh, a turtle. You got Michael Angelo. He poops. That's a little. Oh, he just pooped.
Starting point is 00:27:37 That's a little guy. He's beautiful. Oh, that's so cute. All right. Money moves brought to you by your Toyota dealers. I'm let you for Brown Bag Morning. So let's get into it. And then you, brother, you have to hold something, Greg.
Starting point is 00:27:48 That's a little guy. Highlights of Brown Bag.

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