Brown Bag Mornings - 07/16/26 The Nutella Mustache... 🥸💩 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

The squad attempts to mediate a hairy Homie Helpline where a listener's marriage is on the rocks after her husband debuted a "creepy" 80s cop mustache that killed the attraction. Between the relationship drama, the crew investigates the "Brujeria" witchcraft Argentinian fans used to win the World Cup and survives a chaotic studio visit from a 14-foot python and a pooping turtle. [Edited by @iamdyre 👨‍💻] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (4:09) Chisme (7:37) Petty Police (12:15) Scrolling (14:57) The Weather W/ Concrete! (16:19) Homie Helpline (44:34) Summer Camp (49:36) Chisme (59:07) Studious Foo (1:02:25) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any roundbag mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? And yesterday was the hottest day of the week out here. Temperatures up in the three digits, man. Really, really, really, really crazy situation. If you stepped outside yesterday, you felt it. And unfortunately, for the Santa Clarita area, they also. felt a fire because there was a moving brush fire called the Point Fire that broke out yesterday afternoon near Center Point Parkway in Santa Clarita. The trippy part about this is it went,

it raced through the dry brush. Like this thing grew 60 acres in a matter of what seems like minutes. As soon as we heard that this fire even existed, you saw, hey, evacuation orders are at the homes and neighborhoods nearby. Concrete, you were actually in that area at the time. Yeah, I was actually just driving in from uh i was coming back from palm d'all and then uh we saw the big old plums of smoke and the fire and then we saw the helicopters dropping water and we're like yo this is really close to our studio and we're getting close to the studio and everything's shut down oh man they're not letting you through and then so they were having people like you know they were detouring people like we couldn't go into our studios so we were like well what do we do and they're like well it's in

evacuation you can't come into the and then into any of the businesses here oh my goodness so yeah so yeah so they closed down that they closed down Walmart there's a Walmart across the street And then I'll do it really quick. Like it just grew fast. Yeah. Oh, no. They did end up being able to stop the progress of the fire and no reports of homes destroyed or injuries, which is a very good thing. But the fact that this could like be that in a second, you know, not for nothing.

Sometimes with arsonists, they see one and they're like, ooh, another one should happen. There should be another one that exists right now. Knowing the heat situation and just kind of what it's like out here in California right now, Just still be very weary. And if you see something, call up to police. Sometimes I'm an avid police call. I know everyone's like, oh, snitches, get stitches, all that. But, bro, if I see something in the middle lane on the freeway.

If I see a little something on the side of the freeway, if there's like a, I remember I called in a fire one time on the side of the treeway. But if you do that, you don't know who you're saving. Yeah. You know, but somebody might have died in that, in that third lane, I don't know, the shopping cart that was there. Maybe I helped a little bit. Yeah.

But I always think to myself, like, somebody else is going to be. I'm going to do it. That's how Angie thinks. That's like, I hope someone does it. Yeah. But what if everybody thinks someone else called it? Because I know there's other letties in the world that are doing. There are no other letties in the world.

Oh, one of one, girl, one of one. The only thing I hate about calling in stuff. Yeah. Is that they don't update you. Like I'll call in and I give my phone number and they're like, is this your name? I feel like I have like a little good credit score with the police station of like she's called in this. She's called in this or whatever. I like the people that leave the speech check alert ahead.

Oh, yeah. I like those people. Oh, on the ways. On ways. I appreciate you that. Oh, I used to do that until I almost crashed. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, I'm not helping out anyone.

Yeah. No, but I'm saying when I call in the dispatch, the police dispatch. Yeah, but they don't call you back and tell you, hey, just FYI. Hey, you just saved the family of five. Yeah, yeah, like, hey, that's been removed. You want to like, good job, Lettisia. Yeah, yeah. The animal on the side of the road, Animal Control, picked it up.

Man, what are you doing this money? they would need, we want to give an award. City Hall. I feel like one day. It'll happen. That would be nice. They should. They should give good citizen awards.

It would give people more motivation to be good citizens. We only give bad people awards. That's true. They used to give good citizen awards in school. In school. And they were awarded like good behavior. Yeah. Cops just to give away baseball cards and all that stuff.

They should have citizen of the month. Citizen of the month. People be competing. Yeah. And you get like, I save six lives this month. I would throw on my Batman suit. Saving ladies don't figure out.

Okay. I'm hopeful. I'm hopeful. All right. Do it, come here? Now what's going on? She's Mason with Angie. Okay.

Chelsea Handler. She's a comedian. She's an actress. She says that. She pointed out concrete. She said that. She's one of you. Alvara was asking him,

I'm like, that's your friend, right? Because all comedians are friends. And he's like, actually no. Oh. Well, no, we're not. I wish I knew Dave Chappelle. One day, it'll happen. But Chelsea Handler was saying that Bill Cosby almost got her, you guys.

Whoa. Whoa. So, yeah, refresh her, refresh her. Bill Cosby is known for drugging women before he takes advantage of them. Yeah, that's what he's in jail for. You know what? I thought he was in jail, but then I googled it. Apparently he was in jail for three years.

And I don't have them out already? Yeah. No, he's still in jail. Oh, right? Google did. No, he might be out because remember who was walking out and he did the thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Isn't he blind? No. We're confusing him. Arkelly. What? Arkelly's son Joe. Yeah.

He was released at 2021. Exactly. Wow. Yeah. He released five years ago? Yeah, he's been out for five years ago. Damn. I remember the look back.

He must have slipped in a pill in my drinks. I forgot all about it. I forgot all about it. I knew that Joe. too good he got all of us he got us all of us he got us all

he got us all he got us all what is what is what Chelsea I'm hearing so you know

she used to love Bill Cosby she thought he was it and so the first time she met him he invited her to his hotel room

oh I know apparently he was she was doing like a show and so she had a guy opener right so Bill invites her

up to his room she goes with the guy that opened right and her security guard. Bill Cosby opens the door. He's very happy to see her. He didn't notice the two guys that were with her. But then once he noticed that she was with the security guard and the other guy, his whole look just changed. She said that he went all serious. Listen, we got up and left like five minutes in. He was like going off on my

opener because she was opening for a woman. He goes, how do you expect to ever be successful if you're opening for a woman? And I was like, oh, Bill Cosby's being a guy. I go, let's get out of here. Then like six months later, all those stories came out about Bill Cosby. So my opener called me and he goes now we know why Bill Cosby was in such a bad mood that day. And I was like little does Bill Cosby know that a Roofie wouldn't have put a dent in me?

I would have been up. I would have been waiting for her to go to sleep. He was like, nope, nothing else awake. I'm alert. That's funny. She's a survivor. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, man. And you know, I guess there were little rumblings because it was another

comedian that essentially outed the things he doing it on stage. Yeah, and he was doing it comedically on stage. Like, Bill's crazy. Yeah. And Bill himself had made mentions and interviews, little slight things. Yeah. But I guess no one took it that serious until it was taken serious.

So I could totally see her doing a show and Bill Cosby's there. She's so excited. Yeah. She thought he was it. Like, oh my God, I love this guy. He's invited me to be. Bill Cosby, it's American Dad. But then a bit of Villgo Manioso inviting her to the hotel room.

I know. That's a little bit weird. Anyway, regardless of the allegations. I know. just had this like, like, oh, one of my idols or, you know, a legend is inviting me. And try to look past the weirdness and was hoping it wasn't that, but it was the weirdest of the week. Now it made sense. Yeah.

That's the sound of the police. The petty police. It petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty.

Petitist. And the stage is set for the World Cup final. For the final script. It's Spagna versus the Spainia of Latin America. Argentina. I know. Probably allegedly they call themselves the Europeans of the sea. The Europeans of Black America. Yeah, no, it's the whole thing. It's a whole thing. You learned it back in history.

Undercovered Germans. Yeah, yeah. They really, really wanted only European migration to the country of Argentina. A lot of countries have a sad to pass. A lot of countries have a sad to pass. Okay. I say all that to say, if you know an Argentina fan lately, oh, they for sure are throwing this all in your face. And oh my God, why are you guys just mad? is the best and you guys are just angry you're not Argentinian and oh my god they so want to be us or what

did the news reporters say yeah they're so envious of us Mexicans and all this right like being mexican yeah uh-huh uh-huh little did we know that they were they were so untrustful of how messy and the team would do that Argentinians were doing brujeria oh no yes videos are surfacing of Argentinian fans doing brujeria against the teams that their team was going to end up playing. Whoever's eating, can you stop? Swallow it, thank you. Not the first time or the last.

Okay. Here you go, listen to this. During this World Cup, when my friends and I get together, we freeze the players. We put the star player and the goalkeeper on the same piece of paper and freeze it in the freezer,

always in the same glass. Oh, Argentina. They freeze the players. Hey, and if it works for them, I'm just going to start doing it. Hey, I don't mind learning new tips. Some black magic for Mexico to win? No, I've been seeing, that has to be the only logical explanation, Lettie, because I'm seeing them score two goals in the last couple minutes. Like, that never happens in soccer.

Yeah. Well, it does happen in soccer. You just don't watch it enough. Hardly happens. It did happen. It happens. It happens. Yes, but, yeah, a lot of people are kind of going off a theory.

Oh, my God, this people love. Messy so much and Argentina so much, or no, could it be? Let me just enter a new one that Argentines are just really good at Bruecheria, and we should just get better at it. A better Bruechia? There's good Brugheria to, like, make people win and stuff like that? We should counter that Brucheria. No, their Bruehria wasn't to make that.

Their Bruehria was anti. Their Bruehria was against the other teams. Oh. They froze. I don't know, Greg, if your ears are a little bit off. Why her goalkeeper in? Yeah, the other team's goalkeeper, and the other team star player, they freeze them. Okay.

Yeah. They're using the World Cup stickers that are like little giveaways. I know. They're using them. Crazy. That is crazy. I didn't even know that was the thing. Put them in the freezer.

Yeah, that's weird. I've never heard of that. Yeah, that's their form. That's your thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is their elite brujeria. Look at us. Look at us rubbing sticks together and turning over Chonis.

They care way too much. Eating grapes. Mm-hmm. Hey, I do that for New Year. Eating grapes on New Year. Use the freezer. Girl technology. All right, that was Petty Police.

Shout out to Argentina. It's going to be Argentina versus Spain. See how we're going, right? It won, we're good, we're good. We're good. Yeah, Messi's greatest. Okay, see, I'm just trying to... In my mind, the World Cup ended two weeks ago. You know, I loki feel like if there was a script,

why wouldn't the script allow for Mexico to get further if they see how much sales go? Because we can't be the best at everything, Lettie. No, but she has a point. Because they want more money. No. So look at all the jersey sales we got. Imagine if we got that far, you would get so much bread, FIFA. Argentinians are already pulling out the messy jerseys they've had because he's been that.

True. We're buying new ones. But people are hate watching Argentina wanting them to lose. So that's always like Floyd Mayweather. People watched them 100 times to watch them lose. No, I think the Mexico game was the one being watched the most. Yeah, Mexico. Love is stronger than hate, Vic.

Is it? Say it again. They're still having watch parties and stuff like that. Yeah, but Angie's correct. The Mexico game. The Mexico Ecuador game, biggest game to watch. The most expensive one. In Historia.

So imagine if they got further. I'm saying FIFA. If you're going to choose a favorite. I think you're choosing the wrong favor. That fool looks like Finis and Framer. What does he look like? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just us being petty.

It's just a speedy. All right, let's get into some scrolling. Scrolling. Everyone online is being messy as hell right now, and it's all thanks to this sound right here. Oh, my God. If you haven't seen the videos yet It's a new trend

The Netflix documentary trend Where people are going online Playing that sound But what they're doing is putting the caption On the video And they're putting the caption Me Prephing my Netflix documentary on And then finishing the sentence

Some tea Yep, some tea So a couple of examples My Me prepping my Netflix documentary on My group chat If it ever got leaked Get it?

Because it'd be back The Life of a Raiders fan Oh, that's good That's a good one as well. I mean, we know, but. Yeah. Rihanna even posted one, too.

Why I'm always running late. Oh, yes. Yes. I saw that one. Because it's her trying to describe. That would be more tea if it was Lauren Hill. I don't like. And another one that I liked is surviving four locals.

Like a documentary on that. That is actually a great idea. That's fun. I like the cheeseman ones. What would be a documentary? Yeah, like the family. Like why my uncles can't be in the same room together. Boom.

See about the terenos, Doug. There you go. Like, those are the real ones. Vic? Well, I haven't, I don't have any, I have no scandal in my life. They're going to be about you, that's why. Oh, well, possibly. I'm glad a lot of them are just trailers, though, because a lot of them are like,

well, nobody wants to watch that. Just keep it as a trailer or keep it as like an idea. Yeah, that sounds like someone trying to leave you out. What are you hiding? What are you hiding? What do you hiding? It hates crazy this morning, Vic. Lefty Gumby.

He's a documentary. Like, he has no money, but Vic has all of it. Hey, hey, hey, hey. He has a Maybag. You still have that O-T-R chain, huh? What? It's getting cleaned. All right.

You? It would be why I don't talk to certain uncles. Yeah. Yeah. And cousins. That's the drama. What the heck? Surviving for locals.

She actually knows four locals. She actually knows four locals. Four locals are the teeth. Yeah. The most reason we would be probably I would the greatest radio station morning show in the world. Oh, he's why.

I like it. I like it. Be messy? Positivity. I like the positivity. The greatest documentary ever. Power one of six rows through the concretes. Ooh.

Oh. To become the number one radio show in the galaxy. The galaxy. I like it. The galaxy. That was good. All right. Let us know if you want to see.

you when you want to drop next summer. All right, let's get into some weather. And now, the weather. With concrete storm. Peritos, it is going down today for the weather. Thursday, July 16th. First, we spread our wings and sword to the city of Eagle Rock. And make sure it's brownback coming through your speaker box.

92 degrees and 72 degrees at night. Next, we hop on the Stalin and gallop to the city of Santa Anita. I love you, my amor. Tequiro de a little bit of a bea. of ranita. What does that mean? Tequiro se of the more of ranita. Like a frog?

You never seen it? No. Think about it. 94 degrees and 70 degrees at night. Next, we head a little south and pull up to the city of Crystal Cove. I told her she's my Beyonce and I'm her home. It's the rock. Lastly, we get a little crazy in the city of Bellflower.

Last time my girl says my nupils were a little sour. 86 degrees and 70 degrees at a lot. And I was a little saladitos. I was working last night, so I got home all a little sweaty. Sweaty, man. I gave us a little saladito, homie. Oh. Good.

All right. Well, Eagle Rock, you're going to be 92 degrees and 72 degrees at night. Santa Anita, 94 and 70 degrees at night. Crystal Cove, 78 and 67 degrees at night. Bellflower, 86 and 7 degrees at night. It's your boy, Conkey. From Brownback mornings. A proud 106.

Amon else. All right, check this out, homie. If you need a homie or need some L. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Oh, this girl, Estreya, she sounds like a little meanie, honestly. A mini?

A mini? Yes, she hit us up and said, Brown bag, I'm Estrella, and I already know I'm about to sound shallow, but hear me out before everybody starts dragging me. She said, my husband's 42, I'm 37, we've been together five years, married for two. This man has had a beard, our entire relationship. Not just any beard, a full, clean, well-kept beard that came, that became part of his whole look. It was honestly one of the things that first attracted me to him.

Then, three weeks ago, out of nowhere, I came home and he had no beard. He shaved it all off and just left this thick, ugly 80s cop mustache, and he said he's been wanting to shave it off and do the stash and finally got the courage to do it. Yeah, it's in right now. I almost didn't recognize him. He looks like a completely different guy. And the worst part is he is loving it. Every day he's telling people, he's telling me people at work keep complimenting me, or did you see all the comments on my IG?

Everybody loves the mustache. Meanwhile, I'm over here thinking he looks terrible. Every time we try to get, try getting intimate, I wish I was joking when I say this, but I get the biggest ick of my life. I can't get into it. I feel horrible because he can tell something's off. Whenever we kiss, all I can focus on is his stupid caterpillar mustache

and just how weird and ugly he looks. Oh, Rochon. She doesn't like that stash. You suck. She said, it doesn't even feel like I'm kissing my husband anymore. I know that sounds terrible, but I can't help it. I'm so disgusted by the stash. I know this sounds ridiculous when I say it out loud,

but I genuinely don't know what to do. Yes, it's facial hair. Yes, it can grow back, but let's not pretend attraction isn't a real part of any relationship. I love him so much. He's a great husband, loyal, funny, and a great provider. But he took the part of his appearance I was attracted to the most without considering me. You hear that? Brown bag.

Am I wrong for being upset at my husband for changing his appearance? Has anyone gone through this? You hear that? That's horrible. He's a great father. He's funny. He's loyal. He's a loyal supporter.

It's never enough for you girls. Best of all, don't clump us in, please. I agree that that's lame. He is happy. Yeah. He makes him happy. He's so happy. His confidence seems to be.

The 80s cop stash. And if you're not attracted to him anymore, neither are the girls at work, so be happy. Look at the bright side. They're giving them the like, oh, it looks so great. They look dope. They look dope. Those mustaches are cool. I wish I could do one, but I can't.

Girls, you know how much changes we go through that are members of things to like because we like it, the bob haircut, the dyeing your hair, whatever you did to your eyebrows, whatever you did to your eyelashes. He got to pretend to love those caterpillars on her eyes, girls. Birthday makeup? Yeah, he looks past it. Don't get me started.

Birthday makeup. Wait, there's such thing as birthday makeup? Yeah, apparently Greg says that. You know what birthday makeup is? Glittery, like extra contour. Like if they're going to prom all over again? Oh, okay. Yeah, this isn't to start dissing them.

No, she's dissing her husband. I'm telling her. I'm talking to girls. Let me talk to my own community. You know how many things and changes we go through that the fools are just like, yeah, I love her, though. If she was a caterpillar. She does the thing that I like. No one else is going to put it with my farts, you know?

That's funny. Like, how do you like? Oh, I love it. I think it looks great. I think it's incredible. I think you look better than before. Yeah. Vic, if you shave your rear.

So you thought I was ugly before. Oh. Vick. That's right. Wow. You got to watch your words, Vig. You shave your beard. Big Jordan's still gonna be there?

No, she's gone. How about you, Angie? If you shave your beard, I love it. I would still be here, Andrew. I would still be here. That's all I mean. I can't even grow a beard.

I can't. I can. And I want one, I really do. And I've tried growing in. Go to turkey. Dude, my 5 o'clock shadow, that's what Angie has by 4 p.m.

And that's why you know her man loves her for, who she is. By the way, Angie is fooling. Yeah, he liked my little stats. He's like, don't shave. That's how you know love, even the disgusting parts, they love you. Yeah, there you go. Angie could be like, yeah, she with the little mustache.

It's always the ones that look like Brad Pitt that had those comments, huh? No, I look like Jay Hernandez, called him out the... version. Okay. Oh, man. Yeah, no, it's crazy.

I mean, but it's one of those things like if your girl were to shave her head, like, if my girl was to shave her head. That's not bad. I wouldn't care. If my, you know, there's nothing, there's not a lot my girl can do that I wouldn't be cool with, you know? Yeah. Well, maybe. As because you love her and the attraction is beyond physical. Yeah.

Like, like attraction matters. I'm totally rich. Yeah, that's what she said. But you got to be attracted to a lot. like different parts, like, different things. If you're only attracted to this beer, that's pretty crazy. Yeah. Like, my girl could be asleep, mouth open.

Yeah. And I'm like, God, she's so hot. She's so fine, dude. She is so fine, you know. She's done plenty of stuff, you know. I mean, I don't know. Maybe one day she woke up and she was like, hey, I don't want to be Nikki no more. I want to be Ricky.

Then I'd be like, oh. I want to be Nicolaus. Okay, Big Dog. I'm not into that, but that's, you know. Good for you, boo-boo. Do your thing, perro. Other than that, we're good. We're good.

You know, she can't, you know, it's crazy. I don't want her to have a bigger beer than mine. Oh, maybe with the, yeah. And everyone kind of just stands on like, oh, girl. Like that? I know, like, for me. Here, in here. Yeah, yeah.

For me, like, Mark is new. When I met Marcus, he didn't have a beard. And he knew I was attracted to beers, but like the scruffy little ones, right? And so he actually grew one out for me. And now that sometimes he hates it and he wants to shave it and he'll tell me, I'm going to shave it. I'm like, okay, I won't see you for a couple of days. That's crazy. Estrella.

And then he'll tell me, he's like, hey, I'm not going to see you this week because I'm going to shave it off. I'm like, okay. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's a good way to get away from you. He has a beard. I just happened to be going to Miami. Wow.

Marcus has a beard against his will is hilarious. Well, he knew. He knew that. He grew it out. But yeah, sometimes we'll have those combos like, oh, okay, I'll see you next week. I asked Jordan all the time. I literally asked you yesterday, if I shaved my beard, then how would you feel?

And she's like, no, no, I'm just, I can't see you. I can't be with you. I'm like, wow. Yeah. So you think she'll be like Estia. Probably, honestly. We can't be with you. You shave your beer.

Like as a staff record label and as a radio show. I know. Turn around, big. You guys have never seen me. I'm back in two months. I know. You guys have never seen me without a beer.

We have. We've seen photos. That one photo, right? That one photo from like 2016 that probably the last time I shaped it. Oh, but that was like you younger too. Yeah, he has a butt chin. I do.

What? Yeah, you never know. I'll never let you see it. What? He looks like handsome squid word. A little bit. A little bit. Those are expensive.

George Clooney. George Clooney chin. Yeah. Some people get that. Like some people. That's like a cosmetic surgery. Yes, that's right. They put like a dimple in there.

All right. But we would like other people's insight. Has your partner changed their appearance and you not liked it? What do you do about that? Like, do you wait it out? Do you completely divorce them and break up your whole house? Because they shave their beer. Peace out.

Do you, I don't know, do you find something else that's attractive, you know? Or do you like do little concrete says when someone else, when someone lets them stop a go? Do you just start cheating? Oh. I remember saying that. You said it like other stories jokingly. Ah, okay, jokingly. You say everything jokingly.

Of course. Yeah, see, now he remembers. No, you'd be like, hey. What a pinch of truth. So I know cheating is bad, but did she ever think about what she did to get him to cheat? Like, does she let yourself go? Maybe. He's on to something.

It's usually women's fault. Yeah. Of course. Is that what I meant? Isn't everything. Is that what you meant? Ladies, the world, the sooner we can accept, everything is our fun. The better will be, okay?

I understand nine times out of ten. We're not the ones that ate the apple. A man wrote that book, but let's go ahead and still accept all the truth of dudes. Why do you guys have an Adam's apple for a reason? Because you ate yours. And what did you do with yours? Who's choked on it? That's right there.

Crazy guys. Okay, anyway, let's go to Crystal. Annie Selle. Good morning, Crystal. Hi, good morning. Hi, Crystal. Our home girl, Estria, wants to know. Is she wrong for being upset or her husband for changing his appearance?

Has anyone else gone through this? I have gone through the same thing because mine had to shave it off for work, but it was the worst thing to me. Honestly, I think of you know, unless it happens to you as a woman, you would probably think like, oh, my God, you're overreacting, but I literally didn't even want to kiss him for like two months. Wow. That long? Crystal. Crystal.

Did you tell him you didn't like it? Yes, I did. I even told him he looked like a P-E-R-V without, like a shaved. A purr? I love that you spelled it out. I'm like, he looked like a physical education. No, a perv. I looked like a perv.

I had to get used to it and I completely understand it because it happened to me. Did he like it because I'm wondering your man had to do it for work? so it was kind of against his will too, like it was required. This fool loves it. He's on Cloud 9. He's like, bro, this is, I look amazing. I'm happy. Did your man know?

Like, yeah, Tampocombo me like. He did, honestly, because I would even joke with him, but I would tell him if you ever take your beard off, I would do you. Because that's, like, the thing that attracted to him. And he would always say, like, I'm never going to take it off. And, like, even, like, his mom would tell him, like, I don't like it with the beard because it looks. And I'm like, oh my God. And I would tell his mom, like, lady, that's not for you. It's for me.

She's like, that's my cookie duster. Yes. It was literally like he was against it. Also, he had to do it for work. But I understand where she's coming. Why she's playing for the Yankees? Like in the aspect of how she feels. Yes.

Like not attracted anymore. Yes. Yes. So what did it take? for you to then get attracted? I just, I mean, I just, to me, I had just a time, I had to let time go by. But it wasn't nothing that, like, I actually did. It was just like I had to get over it.

Yeah, you get used to the shock of it. She just had to pretend. And I guess that's the advice that baby girl needs because she's going through it. And she's like, yeah, I'm freaking feeling like, ooh, get away from me. I don't want to have the ick for my man. Yeah. So what did you guys do? A lot of girls are actually on her side on Instagram too.

And there's one that said, my husband used to shave his head. Her name is lovely lore. She said, and I hate it. I would always tell him I hate it. And then he said, but it makes me feel good. So I asked to compromise. Like, okay, fine, you can shave it.

But if you're going to go to an outing or family photos, can you make sure you're on day four of growth at least? Damn. I feel that one. That's a good compromise. Yeah. Every girl that I've dated, they've complained when I shave my hair.

my head because I do it all the time. I grow up my hair and I'll shave it and they're like, why do you do that? You look so bad. It makes me feel good. Yeah, it makes me feel great. I feel as best as I could. And then I went blonde and another girl was like, yeah, I'm good. I'm not going to talk to me. Another girl? You're with someone? You're talking to someone? I've been talking to like 10 different people. Come on now. But people. Oh, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. The time is the time is now. She was like, I don't like the blonde. So then she was kind of, yeah. And I don't care. I'd look good. I feel good. And that's it. Because if you don't like it, I'm I'm sure you're in the dating aspect too.

This is a husband and wife. Okay. You know, it's like, it's not going to like, oh, well, that's fine. I'll just go talk to the other girl at the club. You know, it's, they're stuck with each other. This is the person that they love. Yep. You know, they said I do.

And the vows, it must, it should add, add something to the vows, please. Physical appearance to the vows. Yeah. Yeah. In hair and not. In baldness in hair, something like that. Jeez. But yes, a lot of people are saying, I feel it.

there's bumping and hip hop said I thought I was the only one who felt that way. I don't let my man shave because I don't like it without facial hair. Ooh, see? It's like how Angie don't let her. Marcus, yeah, my boyfriend. I won't see you for a couple days. What if he turned it around and is like, Angie, unless you shave, I don't want to see it. My mustache?

No. That's what this is it. Like maybe you're laid. No, you keep liking that up. You're fine. I mean, he does tell me he likes my curly hair, but I'm like, I'm not going to do it just for you. I don't like it. You see that?

Hold on. You see that? He does his beard for you. He wanted me. Angie's the price. Angie is the price. Angie is the price. He wanted me.

He knew that. She's a princess. To each their own. Oh, my God. He's breaking out. It's breaking out. Okay. Eddie, Eddie in North Vegas, do you have some words for Estreya?

Estrea, his hit his stuff because her husband shaved his beard, loves it. And not only did he shave his beard, he then just grew like an 80 stash. I'm thinking chips. I'm thinking of Eric Estrada. Estrada. Like a rocha. Like a brocha. Yeah.

Brom Jeremy vibes. Yeah. And he loves it and she hates it. She's like, I'm not attracted to him. Am I wrong for being upset? And my husband for changing his appearance. Eddie in North Vegas. Good morning. Well, honestly, I mean, she has all the right to feel the way she feels.

You know what I'm saying? Everybody has the right to feel something. But she's also wrong at the same time. The reason why I think of bed is like, that is just because I think she should support him. Like she married him for who he is and what he has brought to the table and, you know, how she said he's funny, outgoing or whatever she said about him. Yeah.

But she also got to think about, you know, that's just a figure. It's what she just see. Like, I'm pretty sure that he has done things to make her feel good within herself. Like, you know, like basic little flowers or something like that. But it's just more like a supportive thing. Like he feels good about himself. Like he married somebody that he loves. You know, like he feels so good about himself that he feels like he could change his figure

and nothing's going to change because the woman that he thinks that he, you know, the woman that he married, you know, I'm pretty sure he thinks that she loves him the way he is no matter what he does. And I was another. I did that. I've been with my wife for six years already. I've changed my figures plenty of times. I used to be a stay-at-home dad.

So that was where all my changing fingers used to be. So I used to do like braided. I used to braid my hair. I used to bring my goatee when I used to have long, long, long, long beard. Wow. I used to goatee, just a regular goatee, a full beard. I used to, at 16 is when I started having a full face. But I used to work at Taco Bell, which I think what helped me was working at Taco Bell

and shading my face all the time. And by the time I hit 18 and I left there, it's like, my face just became like the most, terrier being in my whole body. And I've changed my figures plenty of times. And she's never once, like, she has been blunt with me and been like, you look ugly. Like, you look at me, you don't. You shouldn't be doing that. Like, you look like a pedophile.

She'd be telling me all kinds of stuff. Like, she'll go up to beyond. Like, she got the words for it, you know what I'm saying? But at the end of the day, she still, you know, she'll, the intimacy was still the same. She still loved me for who I was. She still told me at the end of the day I could change my figure at any way possibly that I could, gaining weight, losing weight, you know, shaving my face, not shaving my face, my head, whatever it is. She still loved me for who I am.

Nice. You know. It's me. It's who I am. You know, yeah, my figure had a lot of do with it. She said, you know, she's very attracted to my beard. She doesn't want me to shave it all, but I shave it off once a year to clean up my face. You know, you got to shave your beard off.

It's kind of clean up your face. Your skin. You get dry skin sometimes underneath there, and you got to, like, really get into it. So I shave my beard off one year. You should try to make? And, you know, obviously it comes back. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you, Eddie. See? So. So, yesterday, you want your man to be like this? Trying to explain himself? Yeah. It's fine. Yeah.

Tell it, track it to me. PDF file. CPDWR, Los Angeles, Power 106, L.A's number one for hip-hop. KP, W.R. FM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106. L.A.S. number for hip-hop, when is he? That was a trip.

For him to say that his girl just says, talks mad crap to him. That's failed? But then still is like, no, that's fine. You guys like it. You were just talking about fools loving getting berated. Who likes some? There's some fools that love getting berated.

What? Yeah. No, I'm trying to think like, you know, I think if it was flipped around, I think it would be a lot worse. Like if a guy's like, ah, you did this, that's fair, the boost of fair. I think it, I think it wouldn't fly. Well, look at that. No. Look at that. It would not.

Working in our favor, ladies. Because we would never do that to you ladies. That's right. They wouldn't. They'll just cheat. We'll lie. Yeah. We'll lie.

No, they'll just tell their. It looks fine. They'll just tell their homies in the group chat. Oh, my girl snores. My girl farts. Let's give her an award. It's her biggest heart. My girl got the Karen cut.

No. Magic. John Kplace. Oh, no. What do I do? Just got to think about my ex-during. Okay. Carmen, Carmen and Alhambra.

When does he ask, Carmen? Hello. Hey, girl. Carmen, what do you got to tell Estreya, who is upset her? man shaved his beard. She feels not attracted to him anymore. And she just wants to know why he's so happy doing this, hurting her like this.

I mean, I understand. My fiancé has kind of like a porn stash going on. Okay. What does that even look like? Ask Marcus. Research movies. Reno 911. So what?

We're high school sweetheart. Okay. So I was used to kind of like the bear phase, baby face. And he ended up getting a job as a paramedic. And so they can't have like any beard. They're only allowed to have mustache. So he grew one out. I absolutely hated it.

I was telling him like, don't be surprised if I shave it off in the middle of the night. I really didn't like it. But it did grow on me. I got used to it. You know, he couldn't grow out any facial hair besides like the days that he was off. So he have, like, a two or three-day grow out of, like, a beard. But then he's not a shave it. So, honestly, it grew on me.

I can't see him without him on mustache now. And I like it. Oh, he learned to love it. Your little Phaito with his little porn stash. It took time. Yeah. Give me a little dirty sanchise. No.

No. Dres actually is a lot different. Yeah, that's a lot different. That's a way different. Greg, told me. What is it? Greg, what is that? You don't want to know.

No, no, Jose. Jose, what is it? What is it? No, no, no. There's children in the car. Say it in PG-WA. There's no way. There's no way.

There's children in the car. So then why do you tell me to say? You wrote up on a piece of paper. Say, call her dirty, sentence. You're thinking of Mark Sanchez, that's why. She had that mustache. But it is a mustache. A peanut butter mustache, is what you will.

Natella. Nutella mustache. Yes, you wanted to hear it. Yeah. Well, Nutella's sweet as chocolate. Can you just lick it off? Sure, Angie. Sure, Angie, do that.

And that's why she's the price. Okay? Okay. Math, Marcus, you're right. El-A. Tell me show you. Faro-1 for hip hip in East LA. Shout us to all the perido of Niselae.

Estrella. Estrella has the ick towards her husband because he shaved his beard and got like this weird, like, a big mustache thing going on. He's happy, though. He's very happy. But to give her some credit,

she did say that that was like the one of the things that really attracted to her. attracted her to him. Attracted. To give her credit? Yeah. It's like, oh yeah, one of the things that attracted me to my girl is that she had blonde hair.

And turns out, she's a fake lot. Oh, no. No. Or now she's got nothing is gray. She can just die it. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing, too. We all change with appearance over time. Of course.

Whether we want to or not. Like, obviously the beard is like a thing we could choose, but shoot, man. Not pretty soon that beer is going to be gray. And it's like, I like to lush and brown. Yeah, that's crazy. Then I'm a diet blonde. Hawaiian. Oh, no.

It could be different. It could be different. D'Amar, D'Amar in Scottsdale. Hey, D'Amar. D'amar. Hey, how are you doing? What's up, D'Amar? Talk to us.

What would you tell? Concrete, don't change your voice. Sorry, D'amar, you got concrete changing his voice. Well, first thing is, Uh, man, if she can keep the same energy when he wants her to keep her stuff the same, so a lot of women change their hair up all the time. They change their whole look. And a lot of us is me and we like the way our woman look, how we like them, right?

Women don't care how we feel. So if she can keep the same energy, then she ain't in the wrong. But if he tell her, hey, I want you to dial your makeup down, or if I don't want you to cut your hair or whatever the case, then that's where we're at. Yeah, keep the same energy. So if he can tell you, I, um, if he can tell you, I, I don't like that haircut. I need my girl with long hair.

Oh, straight, like natural color. All that. You got to keep the same energy. Yeah. Yeah. Stop wearing makeup, bro. Yeah. I'll give you an example.

My ex-girlfriend, I cut my hair off. She liked my hair curly. And I cut it short, like, once every six months. And that first time, she let me know that don't let that happen again. Wow. You know what? But this real talk, guess what? I didn't cut my hair again.

while I was with her and it wasn't because she run it. It's because I respected her and that's who's looking at me. That's who I want to be attracted to me. So I just think as long as we can keep that same energy and they go both ways and it ain't one way that ain't a double standard, then we can run it. Let's try to keep the other person happy. Ain't that what the whole relationship is supposed to be about? Yeah, that's true.

Wait, so why did you guys break up? Aw. She's most of. Oh, she wasn't my, well, here's the thing. She definitely was not my person, but we still been friends for 13 years. I still go eat with her, her dude. Wait. You're in Florida.

Wow. And you, is it, is it hair curly now or not anymore? What is it? Her hair is. Yours. Yours. Oh. Yeah.

Well, that's funny that you asked me that, yeah, my hair is curly as all out choice right now. Yeah. Hey, if he comes over with the curls to Thanksgiving dinner. No, cut. She likes it cut. Yeah. No, she likes it curly. Oh, she likes it.

She don't like me to cut it. Do you show up with it curly? Do you remind her what that old thing was like? Oh, you know what? I'm a little different. I've actually caught her dude away from her out on the street. And I just told him, man, whatever I can do to help y'all stay together, man, I'm in. What is great rock?

Right. He's like, hey, you keep her. You keep her, dog. I'm like, Drake around. Hey, dog, the more I hear there's the more. I don't like it, bro. What's going on here, bro? Come on, DeMar.

I can tell you what it is, man. Even though we're good friends, and that's what we're supposed to be, I don't want her to ever think we're supposed to get back together. Oh, okay. Like for me, it was more of a... I realized that I actually escaped. And as soon as I realized escaped, you don't break. I don't know.

I ain't trying to do that. Yeah, I get choose. Why's just a really good guy, man? He's looking up for her. They didn't work out, and now she wants her to be happy. He's like, she's cool, but I never want her back ever than you get. Man, they don't make them like DeMar, ever. He's right there.

That's cool. Good for you, man. But what he says is, it's real, like, if you can tell me, hey, I don't like that, then keep the same energy when I tell you. I don't like that. The problem is, since we're generalizing, you fools don't tell us you don't like it. You guys smile. No, but you don't.

But then what we do, we get like attitude. Try it. We're afraid. See, thank you. Thank you. A real, like a real answer, though. Yeah, what the hell? I'm going to tell you I don't like this.

And then you get, like, you girls can't do anything. Like, oh, do it. You girls, what? No, you can't. You can't change your appearance as fast as we can. Like, if you don't like my hair cut. It could grow back fast. Yeah, I can grow this back or whatever.

If I do a bad, like, blonde job, it's good. My hair is fried. And it's spent, and it's like $2,000. So it's like $2,000 down a drink. You're going to go. And then also, like, the hairdressers won't even touch their hair because it's like, oh, I just put all these products in your hair. I got to let it grow. Got to let it breathe.

Who is this guy? Well, whose cider you want? I don't know anymore. He's explaining. He's been a great job. You're going through it, huh? He loves every look, by the way. Yeah.

All of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's not much my girls don't, where I'm like, eh. Nah. I'm cool with everything. everything

yeah see yeah and she can tell you well it's because I mean and you can tell her like when I wanted to Bob hair cut

I asked her I was like I would love to see you and then she did it and then she looked amazing you know the only thing she's been fighting back on where she's like no I'm not going to do that until I'm done being blonde

is that I've been telling I want you to go red like you know red hair that sounds controlling you know I was like I want red hair and she was like I'm not going to do that yet I'm not going to do that yet I'm not

Do that until I'm done being blonde, until I'm done being blonde. Because that cost a lot and it's a lot of maintenance. And you can't reverse it like that. And I told her, baby, I got you. If it looks good, I got it. Don't trip. We'll maintain that thing, you know? Yeah.

I've never really asked her about my hair. I've never. Yeah, like her thoughts on. Well, because I've always had like a fade. And like, whenever she sees a picture, she's like, oh, I miss the line up. Oh, that's really. Like, I missed the fade. I miss the fade in the lineup.

This is the team right here. You know, she misses the poor weekend pop, but you feel me? Let's ask Nikki. What she thinks? So I don't know, but she also likes it when I braid my hair. Okay. Like when I have, you know, like when I braid my hair, she likes that. The little patch on top?

Yeah. Oh, dude, I look like, sick. Don Omar. What, Don Omar, is that you? Don Comal. Oh, my God. Okay, all right. Good morning.

We love you. Happy summer. It is summertime. And inside Brownback Mornings, it is summer campy. So we never got to go to summer camp. So let's did. And we were just making memories. Today, we did a challenge called Sunblock, okay?

And we want you to call in and decide whether concrete failed or passed the challenge. On the line, we got Joshua and Monrovia. He thinks you got it, brother. You will get this. Joshua and Monroe. Lori and Van Nuys is going against you, okay? Either way, one of them is going to win because we did the Sunblock Challenge earlier this morning. It's really hot outside.

But no one's hotter than concrete right here, right? Than the sun. Seriously, I think he has like heat stroke. He's like, oh, stay chemo. Okay, and so he's a son. We made him dressed up like a little sun. Our job is to be SPF 106. We are the Sunblock, okay?

You have to tell us whether you think that concrete got past us. We had little, what are these? The little pads. Yeah. Like blockers. Kind of like they do in sports training, like in football training. Sometimes people that are in boxing have that, you know, like patty, patting, all of that. So he had to get past us in 10 seconds, okay?

Yeah, like line, man, you know, like. Yeah. Was the son able to do it and get past us? We're a lot. Hids with the UV rays. Or did we block them? Are we just like the hottest SPF? We are K-B-D-S-P-F, okay?

We are the Korean brand because that's the best Sunblock I hear. Yes, okay, did we do it? Let's find out. It's Brownback Morning Summer Camp Week. My name's Concrete, and this is SunBlog. Flair, flare. Ain't up sunshine when she's gone. Yo, why?

Yo, why didn't let thee fall? Still hurts. Okay, check out the video, Brown Day Morning's 106 on Instagram. That was a really great audio. Yeah. You're trying to sing. What were you singing? I know sunshine.

But you're the sun. I know. True. Oh, my goodness. Also apal the sun. Oh. Who wins? Is it Joshua and Monrovia going for concrete or is it Laura in Van Nuys going against concrete?

Oh. Espetto made it through all the cracks because I'm one son of a gun. Congratulations, Joshua. I made it through. I made it through. Joshua, Buenos days. You have chosen correctly.

You chose concrete to not be able to get blocked by us. So congratulations, brother. Joshua. Hey, shout out concrete. Shout out you. Which tickets are you going to get Hurricane Harbor tickets, Ice Cube tickets, or Fue? Sa Regia. I'll take the place that.

You'll take it. Let's go. So we brought Concrete's Homey, Jay, Prehistorics. Hi, Jay, good morning. How you doing? Amazing. You have a box full of treasure. Tell us about these animals you have behind you,

your friends that you brought along. Well, I brought a little bit of everything. I kind of was leaving it to be a little bit of a surprise. Okay, okay, okay. It could be a surprise, there we go. But see, Angie's had a lifelong dream. You know, she doesn't, this has been her thing, you know, bucket list. She wants to pet a tarantula, right, Andy?

Hold the tarantula. Hold the tarantula. And you have one. I just happen to have one. Oh, my girl! It's pretty big! Angie, Angie, there's tickets on the line. You have to keep your composure during your gossip before, during Chisholmachian.

Well, yeah, you have to. You can't just toss it. You can't toss it. I know. I'm like, whoop-woo, woo, woo. We have tickets on the line. We ask callers to tell us if they think you can do it, if you can handle it. If you can keep your cool.

Gilbert and Commerce is going for you. Okay. And Sabrina and Norwalk is going against you. Either way, one of them will win tickets. Either Hurricane Harbor tickets or tickets to see Ice Cube, okay? Yes. Can you tell us about that tarantula, Jay, prehistoric? This is chili.

This is chilly, the Chile and Rose tarantula. Beautiful. Oh, she's so pretty. She is pretty. What? Fight. No, nothing. Angie, don't do that.

Don't do that. Don't panic. Okay, wait, hold on. Don't panic. This is a dumb question, but do she still bite? I hope not. Yeah, let's all hope not. Okay, okay, another one.

Because it'll hurt. Stop asking questions. The less you know the better. She doesn't have venom, right? I'm not going to... You won't die. You won't die. I'm just going to get a big old...

We just wish you did. Maybe. I'm going to show you right quick. Just be nice. Don't worry. The fangs are only about a half inch of... Angie. Angie.

What hurts more? Can you bit by a crab or a tranchola? I rather than get bit bit by a crab. Yeah. Okay. I got pinched yesterday. Okay. They hurt actually.

Crab does. Yeah, it does. My fingers were all... Okay. Go. Okay. We're starting. Angie.

You ready? Yeah. Wait like this. Do a commier? No, what's going on? She's Mation with Angie. Okay, you guys, comedian Ali Coburn. Oh, the tarantula is on her hand.

Okay, she has a hot take, okay? Because she's saying that married man should not be on Instagram. Right. Unless you're working. Angie, put it closer to your face. Because according to her, IG is a dating app. Let's do what she said. Instagram is a dating app.

If you are a man on Instagram, you should have a private profile. You should have less than 200 followers. You should have posted twice in your life eight years ago. You should not be able to comment. You should not be able to DM. No fire emoji to someone's story. Liking someone else's photo is cheating. You're a grown man sending fire emojis.

How do you live with yourself? It's cheating. You want to f*** them. See? Oh my God. Angie, the tarantula is up her arm already. It's going on my shoulder. And it's making a spider web.

It is. Look, there's all kinds of web on you. There's, oh, my gosh. That's Charlotte. Angie, it's at your shoulder. I know. I can tell us more about the story. So, yeah, that's she was saying that.

Married men should not have an Instagram because Instagram is for dating. Yeah, I agree. I'm looking at you, concrete. Explain yourself. Married man. What on Instagram? That's my job. I do content on there.

I've heard that excuse before. Yeah. That's all it is. That's my job. Why are you guys' jobs always include some crazy stuff? It's my job to be at the club, babe. That's my job, too. To hire music video vixies. I have to.

I wish I couldn't. At one point, that was my job too. Yeah. It's my job to be at the strip club. My hands are tied, babe. What do you want me to do? Oh, my God. Okay, so you guys don't agree with her.

No. What about you, Angie? Okay, because I think I'm like, okay, she has like a little point of like, why do you have to, be sending fire emojis to other girls. Angie, your hair's kind of in the way that tarantulae. Oh yeah, I'm not moving. Can someone else move her hair?

I'm not moving. It's blending in. You guys are becoming one. It's actually really cool. Like, I can feel her little... No, back. No, man, so you're gonna make her mad. Oh, darn it.

She's not mad. I'll help you. Oh, my God. It actually feels really cool. Like, I can feel her little legs. Betty, put it on your head. And the spider web feels sticky, but it feels good. Oh, you guys, I'm actually really...

Oh, there's a lot of spider web on you. Yeah, I know. That's so cool. Oh. Oh, there she is. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She matches your outfit.

She does. Where's this tarantula from, Jay? What's the origins? Chili. Yeah. And this one's Catherine born and raised. And, you know, she's actually not very old. Chile.

Oh, how old is she? Probably only about two. Oh, she's a baby. Well, she's an adult, but she's a, you know, but she's young. Oh, it's going towards her neck. Oh, my God. Imagine? and what the back is, to be honest.

That's the back right there. Don't get her mad. Oh my god, it's on your neck. It's on your neck. It's going towards the nether regions. It's fine, it's fine. Don't go inside my head. It's fine, it's fine.

It's fine, it's fine, it's. You're fine, baby. You're fine, baby. Out of my bucket list. That's it. It's off the bucket list. Angie, you composed. No, you're pretty composed, Angie.

I know, look, how good. It's all over me. And I like that we all agreed, married mention not be on social media. Let me see. That's all that. We did that. Look who we have in the hot seat right now.

We got Rose Cranes, V. Yeah. It feels very much like a setup. I wanted the Scorpion. I wanted to be the Scorpion King. But you guys found something crazier. Yeah, concrete looked in a box and we were like, hey. He made a face.

He made a crazy face. Yeah. So Jay Pistorics, can you tell us what Vic is going to have the pleasure of having around him? Well, I'll let everybody in the crowd describe it, but it's a snake. Okay. All right. Can we do the honors? Can we bring a mouth?

You ready for me to pull it out? Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Pull out those snakes. Sorry. Vic, what are you thinking? What are you feeling?

How is you doing? Just trying to keep my composure, not go crazy. Concrete, explain it because I can't see it. GER-Tee. Oh, my God. Nick, you haven't seen it, huh? I see it, I see a little bit of it. Oh, my.

Grab it, man. Grab it, man. Grab it, man. It's the yellow gorgeous python-looking snake. It's beautiful. Who weighs more is the question? Yeah, who weighs more? Right now I weigh a lot more because I think I just isheed myself.

Is that like, is that 20 feet, 15 feet? What are we looking at here? 14 feet. What does it feel like, Vic? It feels like it's, I can't even describe it. You hardly touched it. Touch the snake. Stop being scared.

Touch the snake. It's gym day. It feels crazy, you guys. Look at the size of that thing. Oh, my God, Vic. You get a primeval workout. Wow, Vic. Okay, Vic, give us your sports report.

Jay prehistoric is this a python? That's a Burmese python albino. That's what normally would be in camouflage. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like it's trying to wrap itself around me. You guys, I'm really scared. It's a boy or girl?

It's like constricting me now. Is it a boy or a girl? It's wrapping itself around me on the low. It thinks I don't notice. Oh, girl. It's easy. It's applying pressure to me, you guys. It's applying pressure.

It's gonna tie. It's wrapping it. It's not an anaconda. It's not an anaconda. Why is it wrapping itself around me? Well, he's a constrictor. Oh. Look at that.

Look at that. It's putting all its weight on me. Now I can't stand up. It's part of its weight. All right. Your petting zoo is in the city of found valley. Yep. It's called reptile zoo.

The reptile zoo. Oh, goodness. How did you get into this? You have such a smile on your face for all these reptiles. You know, honestly, I started out and tussed as a little kid and ended up orphaned and as at 14 years old. Oh my God. And so I ended up just, I used to always run around outside and ditches and didn't, you know, wake up late for school or not go to school at all.

I didn't do too good in school, but hey, that's life, right? The animals love you. You don't need a school for that. You know what? I made it without it. I'm not saying I think people shouldn't go to school, but I just wasn't cut out for it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, no. You were made for this and this is your purpose. Okay Concrete has a segment where he tells us like he's the studious fool Like he is so smart But we are going to up it up a little bit

Okay We have a friend that's gonna join you And see you love all things like reptile Like you love Nid turtles, our turtles reptiles Yeah right But they also have like a big brother Our sister called

I want to get a right Crocodile Alligator Dang it! Alligator Hey they're all in the crocodileian family so you're not far off. There you go. So we have an alligator here to join you. Give us the news. Are you ready? Yes.

Okay, let me get him. Oh my goodness. His name is zero. Zero. He takes no prisoners. My snake is wrapping itself around me. Oh, your snake is still there, huh? It's wrapping itself around me now. That's fine. And the snake and the crocodile will not go at each other, right? This isn't going to be like some Kong versus Godzilla. Wow.

It's an albino crocodile. It's an albino alligator. You don't see. What up, dogs? You're still squirming. I'm not. I'm not. Okay, so here we go.

So we got to do. Wow. The mouth is shut. Well, I tape the mouth shut because it's law in California. Oh, okay. You're safe. To be honest, could care less. Yeah.

So it doesn't, it's not going to open its mouth anyway. But don't squeeze it. Okay. Don't squeeze it. Okay. Don't squeeze it. You got to treat this like a like a baby. your wife okay nice caressing in public

tell who's your daddy concoon collect okay all right paranoid is six number one for hip hop in anahe okay if you hear it shout out all the peritos in anaheim okay reach out all this underneath concrete's holding it like a guitar yeah

he's trying to slap the bass don't be scared there you go Wow, you did it. You did it, buddy. And this crocodile is moving. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Those queen.

Those squeeze. Be nice. She wants to feel under control or itself. She wants to feel protected. Okay, guys. All right, I'm here to tell you right now, guys. Tell us the studios. Okay, so this is going down.

Oh, yeah. Oh, come on. The intro. This intro, yeah. Hey, Scott. Tell the studios. What's 9 plus 10? Turn your line?

Look at this studio. Oh, all right, guys. If a bearer comes into your campsite, Here are tips. Here are the tips on how to avoid fighting a bear. Getting mauled, yes. Okay. Thank you.

First one is stay calm. Stay calm too. Don't scream or run. Running can trigger a chase response. Gather everyone together. That's what we're doing right here. Keep children and pets close. Make yourself look like one large group.

Speak in a calm, firm voice. Say things like, hey, bear. Hey. Say hey to zero. So it recognizes that you're human. All right. Slowly wave your arms to appear larger. Okay.

Four. Back away slowly. Give the bear plenty of space. Never corner it or block his escape route. Yeah, don't do that. Never get between a mother bear and her cubs. This is the most dangerous situation. So what about alligators now?

All animals. Wait, wait, don't try to protect your food. Just let them eat it, man. Let him meet your food, brother. It can have a. PBNJ. Let me see. The other one, if the bear attacks, just call the cops.

It says, play dead. Play dead if the bear attacks. Lie flat on your stomach, protect the back of your neck with your hands and spread your legs. To make it harder to roll over you. Stay into the bear leaves. If it's a black bear, do not play dead. Do not what? If it's a, I don't know.

If it's a black bear, do not play dead. Fight back using anything available sticks, rocks, trekking poles, or your fist. Aim for the face and muzzle. Continue fighting into the bear retreats. There you go. Concord, you did it. You did a great job. Let's see.

Switch zero over to your other side. Give it look. I don't know the difference between a black bear and a brown bear because it's a lot of anticle pretty much. Yeah. Give her a little kid. A little kissy. Wow. Okay.

I feel one with. I feel so left out. I feel like I don't have anything for me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want a scorpion?

I feel like that, yeah. I eat those for breakfast. The scorpion. That was cool. That was cool, dude. Greg also is playing behind the camera like if he's not a part of the show. Nobody's held a scorpion yet. Okay.

True. Let's go, Letty. And then what can Greg do? What is there? Um. Put the snake on here. Yeah, put the snake on him too. I'll do money moves while I have my little friend.

Okay, let's go. Okay. The scorpion's right here. Oh, yeah, a scorpion. Oh, no, I think he's looking for, Jay Prehistoric's our animal friend. I brought you a cute one. Oh, that was so cute.

Oh, a turtle. You got Michelangelo. He poops? That's a little. Oh, he just pooped. He just pooped. That's a little guy. He's beautiful.

Oh, that's so cute. All right, money moves brought to you by your Toyota. the dealers, I'm letty for Brombeck morning so let's get into it and then you brother, you have to hold something, Greg. That's a little guy. Scorpion, go here. Let me do, let me do money. To make money move. Hey, we got to be more like New York City, y'all.

Why? You don't know what they're doing? What? What? What? Besides having an amazing concert. Oh, I'm holding a frog. I'm holding a turtle. Shout out of the JPM. Historic. Turquoise. That one looks nice. See that? Let me tell you what they're doing over in New York City. that I think us as Californians would love if they did it over here. Lawmakers are considering a law that would require retailers to offer customers a 10% discount when they use self-checkout.

You're basically doing someone's job. I like that. I'm finally getting paid for doing something, then. I refuse those lines. You're going to make someone do the job. Jay doesn't do a tough checkout. But would you do it? I go, I'm going home people.

I go, I'm doing this. I go, I come here, I pay money for you guys. There you go. You would go Home Depot, Jay. There you go. All right. But if you're going to the self-checkout line, should you deserve that 10% discount, y'all? Yes.

Because you're doing pretty much the gig, my friend. You're doing the work for them, basically. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not, I like that. I always thought, like, okay, you got rid of the cashiers and stuff like that, but the prices stayed the same. So only you saved money and we're still, and now we're paying for bags as well. And then when the machine...

It never works perfect. Exactly. When the machine messes up, I have to wait for. for an employee to come fix it. I know. Come on. And then if you have two, you just scan one. And I forget, like the other day I walked out with a 65-inch TV.

I know. You're so dumb. I felt so bad. I felt so bad. But imagine going back and returning it. Yeah, that'd be a lot of... You look weird. You're basically clocking in twice.

Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah, I got to scan it myself. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, that was money who was brought to you by your Toyota dealers. I'm let thee for brown back mornings. I think it's pooping again.

On Power when it was six. Oh. I don't care. when I look at this turtle, it trips me out, like, these things have been here longer than any other kind of animal. Yeah, I don't know. These fools were here with the dinosaurs, though. That's just a baby. It'll get 200 pounds. Wow.

Man. That's just a baby. It's a little baby. Okay, how much to take it off your hands? J. Pryor's sorry? What? How much to take this guy off your hands? I don't know. Let's talk about it in the camera. I want a turtle.

It looks like me when I'm cold. Look at that one. Okay, come here, come here, come here, dude. Come on, Greg. Come on, Greg. Yeah, Greg. Hold whatever. A snake.

Are you want to hold the scorpion? Give our guy, Greg, the snake. Put the scorpion on your face. Do the snake. Put the scorpion on your face and hold the snake. Oh, goodness. That's the pixie frog. That one's cool.

That one's cool. You can check out Brown Bag Mornings 106 on Instagram. We're just having a great time. This frog is incredible. It's a pixie frog. Yeah, it's called a pixie frog. It's called a pixie frog. Oh, my gosh.

It is huge. Huge. This is a big one. This is a big one, but it ain't a giant one. What? So his name's Gordo. Gordo. Hey, Greg, kiss Gordo, bro.

I'm not kissing Gordo. Oh, boy, oh, kiss Gordo! You better kiss him. Okay, hold Gordo. Hold Gordo. Hold Gordo. He's slimy. He's slimy.

Don't drop Gordo. Don't drop him. Don't drop him. Don't drop him. End up. Paithan will eat. Another. Keevi pie.

He's looking at me like you have a problem with me. You don't like you, dude. Just give him a little kiss. Give him a little smooch. Give me a little. Come on. A little smoochish-smoo.

Your buchona will magically appear if you kiss them. Kiss some. Kiss him. Aw. J.P. Historics, we're so glad you came through.

The wild petting zoo is is open over in Fountain Valley. Yep. The reptile zoo. The reptile zoo. Make sure you go visit it and log on a Brown by Mornings 106 on Instagram because we're having a blast.