Brown Bag Mornings - 07/20/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🍑 USHER’S STAGE CHEEKS & 🩲 THE EX’S UNDERWEAR ADDICTION

Episode Date: July 20, 2026

The crew goes off on Usher for performing "commando" and showing full cheeks on stage—is this the new standard for R&B tours?, On the Homie Helpline, things get absolutely unhinged when a listener named "Stephanie" confesses to hoarding her exes' underwear to "reminisce" about the past. We also help "Jackie" explain how she pawned an old promise ring from her ex to buy her husband a Hibachi grill and a pizza oven after a massive jewelry store mishap. Chisme dives into the World Cup’s messiest moments, including the conspiracy that Shakira sent a "clone" to perform and the ex-girlfriend trying to insert herself into Julian Quiñones' first goal,. Finally, the crew debates why R&B singers and TV dads are actually the "worst of the worst" when it comes to being creeps. [Edited by @iamdyre 📸] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (3:50) Scrolling (8:33) Homie Helpline (31:09) Chisme Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag. Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! She's Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, Usher and Chris Brown's tour, the R&B tour, is turning into a solo for Mujeres show. What?

It's very like, like for the ladies? Yes. Like Thunder Down Under? Yes, you guys, because you know how Chris Brown, you know, he's out here bringing girls on stage? She's licking them, giving them lap dances. I didn't know that was happening. at the show.

Oh, yeah. I know about his meat and greets, aren't there like a thousand bucks and he can like prom pose you? Oh, yeah, yeah. You can pose with him however you want. But now usher, you guys, he's performing this song.

You got it, you got it. And as he's performing, he's showing cheeks, you guys. What? He is butt naked, pulling up his pants getting up from the bed and he's performing this song.

He's on a bed? Yeah, dude. They have a bed on stage. And he's pulling up his pants. You can see the whole. cheeks out. Double cheeked up. Do not take your girlfriend, wife,

anyone that you want to be with for a long time. Yes, don't, don't because all that is, you're going to see your turn into a different animal. You know how you guys get all hot with strippers around? No. Oh, God. You know how man had previously got a hot

with his strippers around? Oh, yeah. Imagine a venue full of women doing the same thing. To usher's butt cheeks. Clapping for his cheeks is crazy. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's part of the

performance. So it's not like he did it. It was unintentionally. It's part of it. That's in the choreography. Yes. All right. Cheek time.

That's what I said at my show sometimes. I'll be taking off my clothes. Does that mean? He's not wearing underwear while he's performing? Duh. Commando. And he's wearing leather pants. That's sweaty cheeks, bro.

Clammy. Yeah. He did the hop to. The hop to put on his. Oh, why? He's too thick. Oh, hell no. He's too thick.

He's too thick. That's so thick, girl. You don't know. I'm just wondering why he wants to amp it up because, you know, his other show was the cherry. Yeah. And then he must be talking to Chris like, hey, you know what really worked? I'm just show my cheeks.

And they're not arugados. Oh, no. They're very perked up. I was actually very impressed. Like, wow. A lot of squads. Show us the workout. He'll be holding the cherry from them.

I wonder why I would never go to those shows. You know, was it Madonna that bit Drake? Or Drake named Madonna? Madonna kissed Drake, but I think that was like Coachella. No, one of them bit. Oh. Yeah, one of them bit the other one. Okay, I didn't know that one.

And then Janet Jackson, I think, used to bring guys on stage and like... Tie him up? Like this? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was just laying in the chair. How come Jake Kohn never breathe?

Like, Henry, why you know? Because this is an R&B creeps, man. I keep saying it, girl. It's an R&B. They're the worst. of the worst. They know what they're doing. They have them TV dads.

Jake. The Bob'sack. Oh, no. Them TV dads are crazy, man. No, because what he says, the dad in, where was Erkel from? He was a good guy. The Winslow.

The Winslow. That dad was chill. Yeah, he was chill. He's underrated. You know what? The Full House Dad did, Angie? No. What do you do?

So yeah, I was waiting for you to explain, for a favor. I forgot what he did, but I don't know it was atrocious. You're right. No, it was. And the seventh heaven dad, too. Nah, that would be. Now we're too deep down a rabbit hole that. That was the worst one.

See what I'm saying? It's some TV dads, man. And the RBCT fish? TV dads and R&B singers are the worst. Scrolling. Yes, the World Cup is now over. We all cried. We all cheered.

But one thing we all enjoyed doing was laughing at all the viral moments and memes that happened from him. We're going to start off with number one right here. Everybody love this guy. Everybody's favorite player. He goes by the one, the only. Oh, love, all of him. Holland.

Everybody was talking about him. Everybody loved the memes that came out of him, the one of him looking into the mirror, scaring himself. A lot of people didn't know who he was until the World Cup. He just felt like he came out of heaven. Yeah. The heaven's Norway.

His dad was a famous player too back in the days of the world. Yeah. And then he's now the most famous player in football. So I would give it to him for being one of the most viral moments. Oh, thanks. Well, Nick, he's not one of the most famous. Chill. He's not.

He's not. Ronald Messie. Yeah, all of those fools. I feel like he was. They were really talked about like he was. He was for sure the most internet. Yeah. More meme.

Yeah, he was like more meme-wise, more viral moments, you know, the way he walked. I feel like Concrete could do it because he has the same hair as Concrete. Yeah, you do. Same height. Same physical stature. Oh. Oh. Same thing.

Another moment that everybody loved from the World Cup was the music. Everybody loves Shakira's song that sounded like this. But people decided they were like, nah, nah, nah, nah. That's not good enough. We're going to make our own AI music. Starting with number one right here, Mexico. I feel like I saw that song everywhere. I'm everybody's story.

And that's not the only one. Nope. This one right here, too. So good. Take me back. So good. I like that one a lot. So good.

You guys even made your own song here too. You did. But it's not as good as that one. What? No, I think it was. Craig doesn't believe it. That was fired. But I think the one that just takes the cake, the icing on the top, the cherry on top,

is this right here as the most viral moment. from the World Cup. The Viking Roe. Everybody was doing it. Everybody was doing it. They even did it at the halftime show of the World Cup. Yep, they did at the halftime show. With their violins.

Yeah. That's crazy. All the Mexico fans, when Mexico got knocked out, they were like, we're going for Norway and we're going to start doing the row too as well. Everybody loved it. It's funny because there's a fan. I don't know if it's a fan.

a player that refuses to do the row because apparently it's historically inaccurate that they didn't row anywhere or something yeah I was like that's hilarious really what the oh taking the fun out of it yeah let me let us do yeah for sure Holland and his people came through in a canoe rowing yeah that's what I see he's literally a Viking he should be the Minnesota Viking through Arctic seas but yes that was the most viral moments from the World Cup and we enjoyed it all. We laughed so much for me. Yeah, we did. ECC should get like honorable mention. Hell yeah.

ECC made its rounds on the internet and hey Spain, you're welcome. Then Spain took ECC. They did. They conquered it. The hopeful model of like, hey, and what if we can? You're right. Spain used it and it worked for them. They did. We did. And they did.

Yes, we did. Lexington back, went for another team that ended up losing. Oh, man. Wait, they don't want We were going for Spain They were going for Holland Oh Everyone was going for Holland

Yeah Man, we should have picked the team The team though We didn't in the end It was weird I saw like this meme It was so weird

Argentina's making me go For my colonizer It's the random thing What is this? All right The only person Happened is big Because he's Spaniard

Yeah All right We won Thank you for recap We won or need some help we need your help we need a line i mean online we got you for the homie helpline memories aren't enough for matilu she needs the memorabilia too all right she hit us up and said uh you know she's 24 she's going through it because her man uh ended up finding a box full of her ex's stuff he was

helping her move and when he found it he flipped out he said i don't know why you would have this if you really love me you would throw these things away And then he gave an ultimatum. He said, throw these away or we're breaking up. And the box had all his stuff. He's all athletic. He's all the baseball team. Juries and letters.

Just all this stuff. All the worst things you can find. And now she's asking, is she wrong for keeping a box of memories from her first love? He gave me an ultimatum. Brown bag. What should I do? Do, girl. You just said he's perfect.

He's great. He's your new man. Everything is fine. Do that. Keep your person happy. She really said, I love it. here. Because we're going to end up holding

onto someone that doesn't exist. He's only in your imagination right now. Whatever you guys had. Every time we think of our past, we only hold the good memories, right? You mentioned you guys were toxic. Think about those things. Think about that stuff.

You forget that stuff. Everything is just like, is it rose-tinted glasses and stuff when you look back at things. But you're going to let that mess up here right now. Why? Why let it mess up you right now? He's your right now.

You just had all of these nice things about your current man. is 23. But just think about all the great memories. Brent didn't even help my move. Because he's standing on being saying, hey, please, please drop all of the stuff. Yeah.

What you need letters for, bro? The letters is crazy because that's like deep. That's like, freeze? You have to ask her, please? I know. Or it's either me or the letters. And you're really considering

she really is. Dehala, me or the box. Yeah, we're not his homie. Ablando. Yeah. I know, I know. I just, I want him to hear me.

Yeah. I'm sending you a four page letter. Oh, my God, dude. Now you're closed it with the keys. Oh. That was about our killing. Anyway. Was it?

Was it? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, because he can't read. Because he's illiterate. So that wouldn't make sense. Mm-hmm. What?

You can't read? Mm-hmm. Can we go back to the only? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Okay, let's go to Tony in Noho. What's up, Tony? Hey, good morning, you guys. Hey, Tony. Tony, you're like Marilu. What did you keep, brother? Oh, man. So I had kept some photos of a girlfriend I'd had in high school.

And four or five years later, I got with the love of my life. That time I didn't know. And we were going through some old baby pictures on photos, and lo and behold, up comes up the photos of that girlfriend. And immediately, you know, I see my girlfriend at the time, her demeanor changed, and she ended up just walking away in the room because those pictures, they weren't nothing explicit. But, you know, they were kissing and we looked happy. Oh, wow. Which is even worse. Yeah.

I'm in love. She never seen you make that face. How can you never smile like that with me? One page is his boutiso, the next page? He's getting macked on. That's wild. You're crazy, Tony. Did you have to get rid of the photos?

Oh, yeah, I got rid of him. It wasn't, she didn't have to tell me. It's just more so, like, she already saw it. And there was no going back from that. Why did keep them in the phone? I did forget it. I thought, you know, it was a bad breakup. And I'm like, man, this is the only thing I got left.

Oh, so you were. Question. Before you threw it in the trash, did you look at it again real quick? Just reminisce. Did you go back to the moment? Did you kiss it before you threw away? No, I threw him away without a second thought. Oh, in front of her.

Yeah, she was watching. Got a second thought. You did have a first thought. What was it? she may not be wrong for keeping him but she may not be wrong for keeping him but she shouldn't continue with them like it's like correct in the long run it's not healthy you know point blank it's not healthy because whoever you get and whoever they will be you never know where that's going to lead to but the moral of the story is you lived it already you know you lived it already

and the only thing you have left is memory of it. You know, like the Ramona Yola song, the only thing we've really taken life is just a handful of dirt. Yeah. Bungia de Tierra. Spanish, exactly, exactly. So you still think about the kiss?

Sorry? Do you still think about the kisses? No, my wife's are better. There. That's no, Tony. Also, you compare them. That is crazy. Candy kisses.

No. Don't even think about that. Oh, wow. No second thoughts. I picture him going through that album. Like, these are the best moments of my life. My baptism. Oh, wow.

My ex. Like, it's crazy. At one point. I think he tossed them. Okay. Let's go to Jackie and Upland. Jackie. Jackie.

Jackie. Hey, bye, bye, Jackie. What's up, Jackie? My little promise ringkeeper. What? No, no, no. Tell me. What did you do?

So, I made a tiny mistake. So shout out to my man, George. I love you, babe. I did get permission to tell this story because it's a little sensitive. We're here. Me and my husband's been together for about eight years. We've been married for about six. And we actually went on a trip to the Bahamas.

Maybe I want to say about four years ago, it was already 2021, 22. too. And, you know, I was trying to look fly out there all looking sparkly, Ms. Glitter Sparkles. And I was like, let's go get my ring, you know, cleaned up real quick. And we did. And I honestly, it was like a mistake that I kept it. And I admitted to that, right? It was probably not the best thing to do. But it was an old promise ring that I had from a boyfriend that I was dating, like, not right before him. It was maybe a year apart. I know. I know. That would be even worse.

That's right before. A year is still right before. What? Wait, so you... No, I was completely over it, okay? So I kept the ring tucked away, and, you know, I was going to go get my ring clean. So I was like, let me go grab, you know, my little earrings,

my little cadanitas, and I grabbed my promise ring. And the crazy thing is that we, where we go, they ask you for your ID to get your stuff clean and pick it up, right? So everything was under his name. So when he went with me to drop it off. off. He didn't inspect what I had dropped off or anything, but I hadn't picked my stuff up, guys. Yeah. I had him pick my stuff up and, you know, it had my wedding ring and it had my engagement ring,

some earrings, some necklaces, and my promise ring, and it was all cleaned and everything. And he kind of, you know, just brought the stuff back. I was like, okay, cool. And I realized what he gave me after he gave me, and I saw how nice and shiny everything was. And, you know, he was a little upset. And he did, he kind of just like, you know, hey, babe, like, where'd you get that ring from? You know? And I was like, oh, shit. I already knew.

KPWRFM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106, LA's number one for hip-hop. I have questions, Jackie. Yeah. How does this promise ring know that, look, that he knows it's a promise ring? Yeah. Because it's cute. It's like a little, it's like a little promise ring. It has a little, like, a little diamond.

It looks like an engagement ring. Does it look like an engagement ring? See. Yeah. Oh, pages. Did he pay for the cleaning too? No, it's free. So that, you know.

Yeah. It's free, Greg. No, no. Robbins brothers. Yeah. Don't be. Okay. Okay.

Jackie. So he sees it and do you fess up? Like, this is from my ex? You know what? At first, I kind of ignored it. And I heard him ask the question. And the thing is that we were in the bedroom and we were getting ready for bed. And I ignore the question.

I didn't answer. I got in the shower. I pulled myself together because my heart was beating at a thousand miles per beat. And, you know, I came out and I was like, hey, so I was like, I got something to tell you. And, you know, I told them, like, I was like, hey, you know, like, this is actually a promise ring that, you know, one of my exes gave me. But, but tear me out. I was like, you've never seen it. It was kind of one of those things, and I just kind of explained to him that I kept it tucked away and I kept it with the rest of my jewelry.

Why? Because you kept that promise. Why? You kept that promise. Why did you keep it tucked away? Why were you hiding it? A special day? I wasn't hiding it, okay?

Well, at least mine was valuable. This girl's over here keeping sweaters. Oh, no, no, no, no. You kept that ring. You kept that ring. Get in defense. This is crazy. Pesda, p, p, p,

you know how, like, we all have drawers with jewelry? No. No, what I'm assuming, if I'm being devil's advocate for Jackie, you took it off and forgot about it. I did. I took it off. I forgot about it. Really?

And you know what? In my defense, and this is how I made it up, and my Bahamas trip, I had a lot of making up to do. Back door? You know what I mean? Do trunk stuff? No, no, no. No.

Hey, babe. You know how you can make this up? Damn. No. No, the punishment did not put the crime there. Let me find more stuff. Let's find that treasure house. Man, I mean, let me find everything.

What else you got back here? Can we bring in your friend? No, but why'd you hide it? I didn't hide it. Namas, me there in my bolzita, you know, a red. Eight years. For nine years, for nine years, set al-de-le-on.

The better question is, is it thrown away after that? You know what? Here's my. Oh, my. Oh my God. Do you still have the ring? No. Yeah, no.

And I used it for a good cause. That's what I'm saying. Why is this girl keeping sweaters? Like, what the heck? What's a good cause? What's a good cause? You know, so on the Bahamas trip, you know, he was, you know, he was virgin. He got some watches.

We ended up getting some stuff. And I was like, oh, like, you know, trying to figure out like, okay, maybe if I can, my idea was like, maybe if I can pawn this and buy him something. thing, maybe it was... Hell no. I wouldn't have a problem. Did you do that? That's a...

What? He took the habachi grill. You bought him a bottle of habachi? Did he know that? Did he know that? Yes, he did. I came back and I was like, oh my God, babe. Like, what should I do with the ring?

And he was the one that actually gave me the idea. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So that ring was worth $87? Yeah. Yeah, apparently. No, me diered like 200, Ivo. I bought him a grill and I bought him a, what is it, a pizza oven. Oh, so you bought him physically.

Yeah. So you bought him, a grill for $200? A black stone grill? A black stone? I have a question. I have a question. That's a question. They say not enough.

I have a question. You still took the ring to the Bahamas? No, I did not. I took my wedding ring. But in the Bahamas, you were thinking about what to do with the promise ring? Yeah. Okay, okay. And then you came back and you ponded.

No, no, understand. So you came back and you ponded it and used that money to get your man. A habachi grill and a pizza oven. She said, wow. So there was an issue. You went to the Bahamas, came back. The ring was still there. And she's like, guess what, babe.

Surf and turf time. How long from when he found it to when you went to the Bahamas? Like, what was the gap? From when I went to the Bahamas? to the Bahamas and when I found it? Like when he found out about it and then when you went to the Bahamas? Oh, damn. Like, we were getting our flight the next day.

Yeah, it seems like those are the last minute things. Like pick up the jewelry. Yeah. The little details. I get you. I get you. That's her life. She got permission to tell the story.

You guys have been happily married ever since. The promise ring is now in someone's Pong Shop. Yeah. It's now a girl. What's his name? What's your boy's name? She's that his name? Yeah.

In the beginning. George? George. There's a lot of holes in the story, buddy Listen up You're being messy No, I'm not being messy It's because of it, you know?

Come on. She got rid of it. Thank you, Jackson. She got rid of it, then used the profit of it. I would have just thrown it away in the ocean. Yes. Okay, so question,

you would have thrown it away in the ocean if it's $200 or if you could use that $200 to buy something. If I'm the ex, I'm like, yeah, the habachi tastes. That's all me right there, Don, thanks. Oh, yeah, so the ex ended up

paying. Yeah. I don't want no damn. Or you're hurt. Or you're hurt. Like, damn, she left me and she used the money from my, that's how I would see it. There's no good way to get rid of it, though. You throw in the middle of ocean, that's like shades of Titanic.

I'm not BS. That's valuable. That's like, oh, my God. And it's not your money. It's free money because it's someone else that paid for it. I don't care. That's an X that gave it to you. That's like, oh, you got to throw it in a volcano like Lord of the Rings.

Yeah. Get rid of it. Stephanie, Stephanie and Inglewood. Stephanie and Inglewood, when it's Diaz to Stephanie, we're talking about our home girl, Marilou. Marilou told us that she is with a new boyfriend for a year and a half. He's great, awesome. She was moving her, like, houses, though,

and in one of her boxes she had a bunch of stuff from her ex. Letters, jersey, sweaters, hats, all of a jersey from the baseball team at the school they went to. And her man got mad. Then left without saying anything. He texted her the next day, like, hey, gotta get rid of that. Get rid of that or it's over. And she's like, Brumbank, isn't he just tripping? Parowan O's number one for hip-hop and Sherman Oaks.

Shout us to all the brothers and Sherman Oaks. Stephanie and Inglewood. Stephanie. Hi. Hi. Hi. Stephanie. Steph, you have a plan to make sure none of this ever happens. What did you do with your underwear? What? What? Yeah. His underwear? Her underwear. Stephanie, please tell. I don't, okay, it's not just underwear. I've kept other things, too, but I keep it located.

I keep it with their shirt. I'll put it with my shirt. I'll put it with my sweater. So it looks like it's mine. Why are you smiling while you're talking? I can see it. You're sneaky. You're sneaky-diki.

Does your man, no? Okay, but no, it's not, I'm bisexual. So I wear boxers. And so if I keep my ex and boxers, it's going to look like they're mine. if I keep my girl's, you know, thong or something is going to look like is mine because I also wear that too.

So you keep things from both? From everybody, you're just keeping it all? Yeah. I want to keep little tickets here and there because, look, this is what I learned. I mean, bless my mother's soul, she passed away. But she told me to never throw away pictures because these are memories

that you can never get back again. And unfortunately, she passed away when I was very young. And so I've come across pictures of her and her exes. I keep them. Because this is like her when she was younger. Like this is a part of her.

So I keep them for my kids in case, you know, they want it. If they don't want it, then bury it with me or throw away. I don't know. Okay. Okay. So she's. Go back to the beginning. Okay.

So Stephanie, for real. I'm so nervous. Don't be nervous. Don't be right. So you've kept things because. I feel like you're judging me. No. We kind of are.

No, no, I'm not. Steph, he just wants to talk to you about underwear. But listen, Stephanie, you've said that your mom told you, like, keep things, right? So maybe that's why you just internalized that that happened when you were young. And so now you're keeping everything. But, like, the hiding part is the thing. So you hide? Well, yeah.

I tuck it away with my stuff. I don't keep a full shrine of a box. If I have something, I come across it. Oh, yeah, I remember that. I don't wear it necessarily unless it was laundry day and I have to. Oh, wearing it? I'm just kidding. No, you're not.

You're not, Stephanie. Wait, wait, wait. Let her talk. You took it a step further. Your mom said don't throw away photos. She didn't not say keep underwear. Correct. She did not.

But if, because a lot of, I owned my house when I was 25. Wow. So a lot of my exes, they come stay with me because it's, you know, it's a two-bedroom. And so they come live with me. And so when it's time to kick them out, I packed up their stuff, nice and mealy. I happened to, you know, drop a couple of things in my laundry. basket or whatever so i could keep and they can take everything up so you like keeping stuff yeah that's like your thing yeah it's like a look i'm a hopeless romantic no no no no no i don't think it

your tony droller is a scrapbook of all your exes but they don't know that you're keeping it yeah yeah no they don't know let's see nobody gets hurt they don't know that i kept it my new person doesn't know that i have it it's okay it's a win-win situation and i feel great you said you're a You said your bite. It was right now, do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? I'm sorry? I'm sorry? Right now, do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?

Well, right now I'm single. Oh. It's complicated with me and baby daddy right now. Oh, okay, okay. Because right here on the call note, it says my boyfriend has never found out. Well, he hasn't. Do you mean your baby daddy? Or is that separate?

We still talk. He has baby daddy. Okay. Okay. We still do things. He just doesn't live with me anymore. We co-parent very well. Nice.

But yeah, he still don't know. He don't know. He don't need to know. I think you should throw it away. And the best place is send it over to 2600 West Olive. That's our ad. And we'll keep it over. Sweet.

Eighth floor. No boxers, though. No boxers. We'll get rid of it for you. Right. We'll burn it up. Do you have a favorite pair? Mainly the boxers.

Those are more. comfortable. And do you remember who they belong to? Oh, yeah. That's insane. How many different people's Chonis do you have? Let's see. One, two, three.

It's her thing. It's her thing. You're a choney hoarder. But it's not just you guys. It's not just choni. Sometimes they take their shirts, too, so it's Chonis and shirts. No, it's not just ponies. It's whatever I can get my hands on.

No socks? No socks? Whatever she can get her hands on. Bainess. No, because I could tuck it away. And, like, I still have my promise ring from when I was in high school. Like, I have so many different things.

It's just nice to reminisce. Like, oh, I can't cross. I have nude photos. Like, oh, my God, Stephanie. It's illegal. Steph. Unless they were given to her. No, I think it's fine.

But it's just, no, but those were things that they gave to me. Yeah. know, no, took it away. They didn't give you their intimate wear. They did not give it to you. That they did not. Yeah. This just happened to stay behind.

Do they? They're not missing it because no one called me and said, hey, my underwear's over there. No one's, no one's missing. Yeah, they thought the machine ate it. Yeah. Question, question. Yeah. Did you ever smell them before you watched them?

Ew. No, I'm not that crazy. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no. Did you inspect it before you like? You did. Well, I don't know. I didn't spend so long.

I made her. I don't know. That's what I kept my, oh my God. If they got skid marks, you don't want the skid marks. Okay, okay. Have you ever had to take off your underwear and it's underwear from the other person that you are with? Like, have I ever worn there? Yes.

Yes. Yeah, if it's laundry day, I need something. No, like with them. Another person's underwear with a new person. That's. No, with themselves. It's like, hey, that's my red thong. You're wearing it.

You give it back to him? Is it him? No, no, no. I never wear it with them. I don't want them to know. You're single right now? You're single right now? You mess around with baby daddy, but you're single?

What happened? Are you single right now? Am I single? Yeah, I'm single right now. Okay, we got a hook girl, man. That's... Oh, no. We got a hook girl.

With who? There's someone out there ready to give their chonis. Yeah, to lose the chosino out there, a cochine up there. There's a little... Here you go. You. Guy or girl, she's by.

She's down. She has a two-bedroom house. You can come over it. Let her do your laundry is the only thing. The only requirement. Just some laundry goes missing, you know. Some stuff goes missing, but... What?

Fail. No, te gusto Can't feel we be like that si Yeah Te missedo Very good, very good Just hold on We're gonna give you some tickets

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Okay you guys The World Cup Gave us some drama And we're gonna recap it Right now, right? Starting off with number three, all the Korean and Mexican babies we're going to see in the next nine months.

You guys, I don't know if you guys saw it on social media how Koreans were having the time of their life hooking up with everyone out there. All you hear was here, you hear this. I like how as Mexicans were blaming the Koreans. It's for sure us. It's for sure us. It's both.

Get here, Koreano, get here. Yeah, we're getting them drunk. Yeah. Yeah, they were all hooking up with each other. kissing and things like that. They even had a chant, Koreano, Ermano,

yeah, they hooked up with each other. Yeah. Coming up at number two, you guys, it was actually Shakira. If you guys remember, like at the opening ceremony,

right? When she performed, people were saying like, oh my God, that's not the real Shakira. She was performing her song. So people, when she was performing it,

she came out with, like, sunglasses, right? And people were saying, like that's not her. She never performs with sunglasses. And they were saying like she's moving differently. Yeah, they were dissecting everything about it. Like that she had sent a clone and all of that.

Yeah. Honestly, like, let's say she was double-booked. You're going to send the clone to the other one. Yes. Not to the World Cup performance. Exactly. That's true. And it was during the day.

So I'm assuming like it's kind of understandable if you're freaking wearing sunglasses. Sunglasses. And this last halftime performance, she put on the same sunglasses. At the end. At the end. At the end. Yeah. And I think to like suck it to the man.

Exactly. Because even then, like now I see like videos comparing it from like the opening ceremony to now. And they're saying like, see, her hips are moving differently. Oh, yeah. Her hips are lying. That's what they're saying. Okay. But the one that honestly takes it has to be Quignones's ex-girlfriend, you guys.

Because Quignones, he's the Mexican player number 16, right? Mind you, this fool's married. His ex-girlfriend goes on TikTok and posts like a picture of them together saying like Julian Guineonis scored the first goal at the 2026 World Cup and just to think that we dated when we were 17. Oh, goodness, girl. For what? Why post that?

Make it about herself. She did. Yeah. And I'm telling you, he's married. He has kids. Like, he's moved on. She does not care. He does not.

She does not care that he's married and happy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. She wants to remind him of the first time, the first entrada. Right? Oh. The first Entrada

It's funny that he scored a goal because he scored a goal with me when I was 16 His first penalty kick 16 17 They're both the same age Yeah, chill

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