Brown Bag Mornings - 07/21/26 No Sabo Quince Drama... 👗🥀 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: July 21, 2026

The squad attempts to mediate a heavy Homie Helpline after a mother reveals her Samoan husband is forcing their introverted daughter to have a Quinceañera against her wishes for a Hawaii trip. Betwee...n the family drama, the crew exposes the truth behind Ashanti ghostwriting J-Lo’s biggest hits while Ja Rule was busy taking a nap and warns listeners about the "explosive" consequences of the latest lettuce recall. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎬] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (4:36) Chisme (8:02) Rap Sheet (11:07) Petty Police (15:23) Scrolling (21:43) The Weather W/ Concrete! (23:10) Homie Helpline (58:29) Summer Camp (1:06:09) Chisme (1:09:25) Money Moves (1:11:59) Studious Foo (1:20:34) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any brownback mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Don't let anybody tell you, I just don't want to be political. Everything is political. Even our freaking lettuce that's causing diarrhea.
Starting point is 00:00:23 Explosive diarrhea. So we've heard, and it's been backtracked, and then it's been confirmed that Taylor Farms, Lettis that it can be sold in stores is responsible for the Clown Explosidia. Clamidia for lettuce. Yeah. Pretty much. The chloroformia. So once they were tested positive, I'm hearing, then they go and they make phone calls to, you know who.
Starting point is 00:00:51 They're their trompas because they're maggots supporters and they've funded the campaign. And then it was like, hey, and then you get here a report, reported allegedly like, oh, it's a false. positive. Yeah. But then the FDA is like, hey, we never said that it was a false positive. Oh my God. Why is somebody missing information about this freaking lettuce?
Starting point is 00:01:07 Wow. Meanwhile, us's people got to make sure that maybe like we just got to like look around it. Yeah. And be cautious for ourselves. Okay. So I'm going to give you the lettuces or lettuce I don't know what plural for lettuce is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Is plural for lettuce lettuce? I think so. Or is it? It's just kind of lettuce. Oh, okay. Yeah. Lettuce heads? Lettuce heads.
Starting point is 00:01:27 I don't know. Anyway, which wants to stay away from? And more than likely, it's going to be the ones that are packaged Taylor Farms. Now, here's where it can get a little bit more political, get ready for us. Because they're saying, hey, it's only the Taylor Farms that are made in Mexico. It's the ones. Oh, hey. But there's no Mexican cases of this is supposed to diarrhea caused by this specific claparola.
Starting point is 00:01:51 It's only us over here. Yeah. It sounds like they're just trying to throw a bunch of things out there to confuse us to just be like, whatever. Brother, it's a lettuce wrap. Yeah. The Mexican lettuce wrap. That's what it is. They have some lettuce that are in Mexico, like from Juana Guaduato to be exactly.
Starting point is 00:02:10 And they have some that are here, but there's no cases in Mexico. So, but the ones that you should be aware of, and if you want to check in your house, maybe you have lettuce bags that are either shredded lettuce or an iceberg salad. Those are the two main components. One, if the name says Taylor Farms, be very aware. If the best buy dates are between July 18 and August 3rd, those are the ones that you should probably throw in the trash. I'm sorry. I mean, the best way is just to boycott lettuce.
Starting point is 00:02:40 It really brings no nutritional value. It doesn't taste like anything. No taste. Just water. If you want a good alternative, go to a roogula, that's my favorite. I like the brunch of it. Me too. Brother, you ain't eating no arugula.
Starting point is 00:02:51 That's all that sick. I love a roguila. I saw you in the pool. I love a rogule. I love a river. What is it called? The world river. Don't lie.
Starting point is 00:02:58 I love a roo. I've been a big arugula proponent. Did they have arugula in your churro that you try to get into the wayful? They did it. They did it. And I'm so upset about it. Yeah. I usually wrap my churro and arugula.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Oh. You know how the nutritional value there. Yeah. No, let's just all boycott lettuce, move on to arugula. What's the last time of you do a salad? Yeah. I'm not eating a salad for the next three years.
Starting point is 00:03:20 I didn't survive COVID, all these things just to get taken on by lettuce, bro. Imagine? Hell no. Boycotting lettuce. Yeah. And so they. Also, when you look at these lettuce packages, make sure that it doesn't say it's sourced
Starting point is 00:03:32 from Taylor Farms de Mexico of Guanojato, Mexico. Your people's crazy. Hey, man, what y'all doing? You were out there recently. I was. Ooh, I'm going to go back again to bury my grandmother. I probably has something to do with this. I'm going to go bury my abuelita.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Oh, that's off. Back to Hanojah. Oh, it's good. It's good. It's good. Which part's good? The fact that you're going to bury her down. It's just leave her there, right?
Starting point is 00:03:54 Yes. It's making it all the way awkward. Yeah, you don't want to just leave her there. Gabriel, in one point. We talked about politics. We talked about diet. We're talking about dead grandmas. Don't let them tell you.
Starting point is 00:04:08 We are not these shows. Yeah, let us tell you. That was wow. You heard it, right? Yeah, it's one fact. When people used to make fun of me, they used to call me lettuce. Why? You might look like one right now, too.
Starting point is 00:04:21 You're right. All right. wrench on that thing. Talk about no nutritional value. Okay. Angie Chezeman. Zoola, come here? Now what's going on?
Starting point is 00:04:39 Damn! Cheesemation with Angie. Okay, you guys, this is really weird, okay? Because Kendall Jenner and her sister Kim may actually be Eskimo sisters. What? Yes, okay, because... Again? I don't know if she's ever been with Kendall.
Starting point is 00:04:58 like Eskimo sisters. But you know how Kim has actually came out and hard launch that she's dating Lewis Hamilton F1 driver, right? Now apparently like the internet's being messy and they started saying like, oh my God, like this is super weird because Kendall and Lewis dated back in 2015.
Starting point is 00:05:16 But I looked into it and that was just like a big rumor. But it's really weird because back in 2015 like Candle would hang out with Lewis a lot. Like he would take her out. She'd be seen out there like at the. The F1 stuff? In Monaco, they'd be like flirty at the yachts. Like, they were really close. I remember seeing that. I remember seeing like the outfit, because people would post the
Starting point is 00:05:36 outfits that she would wear and stuff like that. Yes, dude. Even like Paris Fashion Week, they were together. There was like even a picture where they're out in Monaco and she's wearing his gold chain. Oh, for sure. You change her? It's the rock. That's like your sideline.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Yeah. This property. But Lou and. That's always denied it. He said, no, no, no, we're just friends. We can't have been friends for a while, so we're good friends. What do you think of her modeling? She's really incredible.
Starting point is 00:06:05 She's very focused, very level-headed, and she's just, you know, for such a young woman, she's very grown up. I don't know. The guys in here told me that there's no such thing as a guy friends. They always, they're just lying in wait. Right? There's guy friends. Yeah? Oh, now there is?
Starting point is 00:06:21 Of course. So weird. I don't know. Are we not friends? Yes. No, he's waiting for a big tone of time. I don't know. I feel like with Lewis and Kendall, they were around each other a lot. And it doesn't seem like it was group settings.
Starting point is 00:06:38 So that's what makes it seem like they were probably dating. Or maybe they were just talking about the different textiles in fashion and also how that relates to racing in the sports world. Somehow. Maybe they were just having those types of conversations. She loves cars. She's a big Porsche fan, so I believe it. I'm sure that's what it was. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Oh, I like that red car and I like that blue car. Ooh, your car's silver? No. You know what I think is the biggest tell? What? How she acts towards Lewis and Kim today? Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:07:12 How does she? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, no. No, if you see them all hanging out in a group setting. If she's not around, then it's like kind of weird. There's like this weird graph that needs to happen because Travis Barker was in love with Kim, Travis Barker, before he got with.
Starting point is 00:07:27 the older sister Courtney. Yeah. Reportedly allegedly game hooked up. Has been, was rumoredly alleged with Chloe, also with Kim. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:39 And then now this one? Mm-hmm. Dang. Don't that can be a Travis Scott fan. That's Kylie. I know. Yeah, they're all in the beat him. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Ben Diagher. Or maybe it's like, oh, I don't know. A chart? A chart would be needed. It would be nice. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:57 It would help. little. That's how you keep up with the Kardashians. You're so dumb. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. There I go. Rap sheet.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Let these set go. I'm sorry. No, you're fine. No, you're fine. She was taking way too long to save her name. Wrap it out, wrap it out, wrap it out, wrap it up, you little lettuce. She wrapped you a wig, but now. Let us wrap.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Stop, we don't have a lot of time. I mean I have a lot of time and you took it all right so you know this song right J-Lo featuring jawrull super vibes super vibes jarl is opening up about the making of the song you know a bunch of controversy kind of surrounds J-Lo in respect to these couple songs, this one, and I'm real. People have made mention how Ashanti, amazing singer, did the reference track, how was this
Starting point is 00:09:07 Ashanti song first? Some of her background vocals are in part of the song and things like that. So Jarvis kind of like, I kind of want to explain the song and why Ashanti even appears on it or it's because it's because of me, but I did create it for J-Lo. Specifically, that record
Starting point is 00:09:23 was about Puff Daddy. Listen to this. I wrote that record for Jim because what Jim was going through at the time with her involved and we was having conversations about talking about you know and Morton her back and it was a lot you know and it came to me just like that ain't it funny baby that you want me when you had me love is crazy I'm glad I can smile to say ain't that funny she's all that's crazy so that's so that was That's how the nucleus of that started. So it all started with them talking about her relationship with Puff Daddy.
Starting point is 00:10:06 But when Jarl Rule was tasked to go finish the rest of the record, he really just wanted to take a nap. So Ashanti was in there working on her album. He calls her Bonnie. That's a nickname they have for Ashanti. And asked her like, hey, you might finishing my homework for me? Listen to this. Bonnie.
Starting point is 00:10:23 You think you can do these two verses? I'm tired. Those are going to take a little nap. Like, they get two verses and shit. Yeah, Ruski, I got it. She came with the fucking heat. Sounds great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:33 That was the first record she ever wrote for somebody else. She was just writing for herself. And it kind of set her off. But, like, years later, now it becomes like a point of like, hey, who should have this belonged to? Was J-Lo even singing? This should have been a Shanti song. They make it seem like J-Lo stole all these hits. But it was like, they were all in the lab cooking together.
Starting point is 00:10:52 So, you know, that's what happens. And if Diddy never wanted her back, then she wouldn't have ever. God's running that song. So he executive produced it. Oh, goodness. He was the inspiration. He's the news. Still making hits for other people no matter what.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Ain't it funny? Aye, aye, aye. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Pretty and pettiest. All right, all right. I know everybody is like talking about the honesty. Some people out there watching it at 3 a.m. Trying to get ticket. 11 p.m. All of that. Apparently there's only like five places out here in the L.A. area where you can actually watch it as it is supposed to be watched.
Starting point is 00:11:35 An IMAX 70 millimeter. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Other people will have 70 millimeter. Other people will have IMAX or only IMAX 70 millimeter. It's like the Chinese theater, the Universal Studios, and the AMC, the Regal LA Live. Damn.
Starting point is 00:11:51 I have the version. I have the version. But enough of the video. Enough about Odyssey and it's like historic opening and acting. Yeah, I want to talk about true acting, okay? And all of us know the cinema that was this scene, right? I can't believe that I'm here right now. You can duck down if you want.
Starting point is 00:12:12 I mean, it won't hurt my feelings. No, no, no. I didn't mean here with you. I just met here like in this situation. Oh. Same situation that I'm always in because I don't know. I guess I just have a weakness for hot guys for tight abs and really big arms. your arms
Starting point is 00:12:29 you guys know the scene right oh my that's my favorite movie of all time transformers yes you guys know the incredible acting that we just played Megan Fox 10 out of time yeah she did amazing
Starting point is 00:12:41 she won the Oscar for that right she didn't win in an Oscar I think she was robbed I think she was robbed oh man all right that's gonna make sense with petty police this morning because you know what she's up in age still bomb don't matter
Starting point is 00:12:54 don't matter a thing age ain't nothing but a number with her and she's been posting a lot of very provocative photos. No, no. Yes. Yes. Very provocative photos. We're on a show those, right?
Starting point is 00:13:05 No. You can actually see them on Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram. Don't want. Don't go there. Get permission before you see them. Don't go there. I posted this morning. Are they crazy?
Starting point is 00:13:14 But just like if people do, they're on her Instagram comments and they're saying like, oh my gosh, I can't believe she's doing this. She's so old. Why would she be doing Thirst Trabs? And she's responding in a very petty way. and I just love to see it, okay? Somebody posted as a comment under her sexy post, this is so unbelievably embarrassing for a 40-year-old mom
Starting point is 00:13:36 to be posting 16-year-old Tumblr-ish. And then she responded, which one of my exes is this? Go ahead. Go ahead. And then someone else was talking about her transition from credible actress to credible P-star. She says, oh, this is the first time I've been accused of being a credible actress.
Starting point is 00:13:56 I'll take that I do. Go back We just played. Shut up to making a fuck. She's clapping back. I was in a thirst trap when you're just being
Starting point is 00:14:06 You? Yeah. When like you are That's her. She's the one that put the blueprint Like she's the finest One of them out there. Blueprint.
Starting point is 00:14:15 I don't know about the blueprint food. Go on and transformers. But she did incredible. Her body, her face, everything is incredible. Yeah, Jennifer's body But blueprint? Come on.
Starting point is 00:14:24 She's right. Oh, get out of here. Get out of here. She's fine. She's fine. Yeah, I just think for her to like, she's just being herself at this point. Like, it's like she's sex symbol. Like, so what? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:14:38 She doesn't want that? No, there's nothing wrong with that. She can literally post in jeans and a t-shirt and it'll be like, oh, yeah. She's thirsted. Yeah. What is she supposed to do? Like, wear a moo-moo? And even then her face.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Yeah, right. The only way she can make it an unthirstrap if she just took a photo of her thumbs and just posted it. That's true. But even then, she's fine. There's nothing wrong with her thumbs. You have to explain. No, I love her thumb. No, she has to tell thumbs.
Starting point is 00:15:02 I seen them. I looked them up. I still suck on those things. Oh. Pull a little rash on the things. Don't threaten you would have a good time. I'll pull a little wretch. See, there's nothing she could do.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Nothing at all. Nothing she could do. Okay, anyway, that was Petty Police. Guys are kind of hot in here. Yeah, it's very hot. Yeah, it's very hot. Scrolling with all me. If you think you're the best looking one in your friend group, this viral train right now is about to put that to the test.
Starting point is 00:15:32 It's called look maxing, and this trend even wants me to play this right here. I'm too sexy for my love. Too sexy for my love. Love's going to lead. Let's go. Yes. All right, what's look maxing? Looks maxing is taking over the internet right now, and it's making everybody look like handsome Squidward.
Starting point is 00:15:50 If you don't know what handsome Squidward looks like, you know when he has just the chin. Chisle. Chisle. You know, just the cheekbones, just strong as hell. They're saying, look, that is exactly what looks maxing in. People are modifying their face to look like that. In real life from filters. In real life.
Starting point is 00:16:09 It's not no filter. This is real life right here. It's not maxing you want to look the best that you can. Okay. We're going to put some celebrities that are 10 out of tens and look maxing. Can you guess one? No. No.
Starting point is 00:16:19 No. At all. Number one, Matt Bomer from Magic Mike. Anybody know who he is? No. Sorry, buddy. I didn't see that movie, but don't. Another person that's considered a 10 out of 10 in looks maxing.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Brad Pitt. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah. In Fight Club? And anything. I'll give you that. In my dreams.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Cheezle-law line. Michael B. Jordan is also a 10 out of 10 in looks maxing. Well, what looks maxing then? That's what it is. When your chin is like literally perfect. Yeah, like your chin shizzles. Symmetry and stuff like that. The symmetry of your face.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Yes. Confidence and charisma. does not count towards it. What? So, like, if you're confident, if you're just a baller like that, that does not count. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Another person that's a 10 out of 10, Michael B. Jordan. You just said that. Yeah, you just said that. Sorry. Michael A Jordan. Michael A Jordan. No, he's like Michael A.
Starting point is 00:17:11 A. Jordan. A person that's an 8.5. Can you guys guess? A. 8.5. Yes. Ooh. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:17:22 The trainer? Holland? Matt David? I don't know. Matt, no. What would have? No, come on, guys. Ben Affleck?
Starting point is 00:17:30 Okay, you go through your Roller decks of my eyes. Let me see. I don't know. Thor, Thor. No. Oh, true. Thorfield.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Hensworth? Is that Hansworth? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's that really attractive Spanish newscaster, the old full? Jorge. Oh, Jorge Ramos.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Jorge Ramos? Hey, Vic knew the name. Yeah. That was almost there. I know. Who else? You said Hornery Harriene? That's the announcer for the Dodgers?
Starting point is 00:17:59 I was hoping nobody noticed. His voice is so dreaming. He said, Not al-Mendar his quell. Coming in on 8.5. George Clooney. George Clooney. He's weak.
Starting point is 00:18:17 So what are we? If he's 8.5, what the hell are we? Exactly. And coming in out of 7.5, Timothy Shamala. What? What about Adam Sandler? Nah. Where is he at?
Starting point is 00:18:29 He's up there? He's definitely in the charisma part. Yeah. Does it count? He's charisma maxing. Oh, no. Dude, yeah, he's charisma maxing. Curisma.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Nine out of ten, you'll probably take a girl, though. Adam's on for sure. Yeah, making her laugh and stuff. Oh, come on. You kidding me? What would you put yourself? Me? Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Oh, man. I don't really have a chin like that. I don't really have this. I'm not going to have a four. a four possibly. I'll probably be in the charisma side too, yeah. Yeah, but definitely. Thank you, Angie.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Wait, so is look maxing only for dudes? They're mostly dudes doing it. Gotcha. Yeah, but girls are doing it as well, but it's mostly dudes that are trying to, like, fix their face to get that, like, chiseled chin and stuff like that. Vic? You have it, man. You look pretty, you know.
Starting point is 00:19:14 It looks like you chew on rocks all day. I just have a beard. My beard helps me out. Under here, I don't know, man. So, I don't know. I don't know. It depends with or without beer. I love this. The guys are getting all weird
Starting point is 00:19:27 rating themselves. Yeah, what are you? Yeah. We just had this come about making fun. You know like Cannello like. Yeah. What are your thumbs like? My thumbs are actually really nice.
Starting point is 00:19:37 But I don't know. I mean, a five? A five? A five? I mean, if George Clooney's 8.5. If Concrets a four, you're a five? I don't know, man. You think you're harder than Khan?
Starting point is 00:19:49 No, but he gave himself a low score. I should go higher. Come on, well, you're at least a seven, a five point five. Don't forget your height, dog. Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, man. That's not part of them.
Starting point is 00:20:02 I'm six foot tall. Are you rating them? Did you have a rating for them? I would give Con like a seven. A seven? I give you a seven. No, te pass. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:20:17 What's big? Hey, we're going to saline mal. Vic, we're going to start in. This is what you guys see. How sensitive concrete gets. He's going to stop talking to us at the break. He'll just not make an opinion. Why?
Starting point is 00:20:35 Because then you're yore. He's not, you know, do it. Oh, okay, do it. Do it. Do it. Then you're not concreta. There you go to HR. That's you.
Starting point is 00:20:48 He gave me a mock three. A razor? A razor? A razor. So tough. Rapid up. You're all right? It was look back to me.
Starting point is 00:20:58 It was look back. No, it's you. It was me. It was, it was, it was. You're all beautiful to me. Oh, you're all beautiful to me. Oh, you're so nice. I'm taking more.
Starting point is 00:21:12 All right. You're ready, cut? Let's go. It's bad. Oh my God. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm fine. Not that passed.
Starting point is 00:21:22 That's crazy. From a four. I'll give you the weather from a guy that's a four. That's a four. You said you were a four. And you agreed. No, I didn't. He said, well, if Concrete's a four, I'm way better than that.
Starting point is 00:21:38 No, I know. Are you ready for me? And now, the weather. Hell, God, dogs. With concrete storm. Ready for those, it is going down for the weather Tuesday, July 21st. First, we keep our hands, arms, and legs inside the ride and pull up to Valencia. Imagine being a cholo throwing up gang signs, but you got dyslexia.
Starting point is 00:22:00 What? 92 and 69 degrees. Now we secure our catalytic converter and head to Huntington Park, HP, because foods are coming up, getting caught in HD. 87 degrees and 69 degrees at night. Next, we get on a sick one and be like foods in a skondido. Kids, say no to drugs. Don't be all prendidos.
Starting point is 00:22:18 87 degrees and 66 degrees at night. Lastly, I scored with my girl last night in Rialto. La Mette de Cabecita. She called me Ronaldo. 92 degrees and 69 degrees at night. Exactly. For sure, peritos. It's going to be pretty hot, man.
Starting point is 00:22:36 It's only going to get hotter in the three digits coming up, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. So enjoy this last two-digit day today, but still, stay cool, drink some water, eat some watermelon, get some Jamaica or some coconut water, por favor. Valencia, you'll be 92, 69 degrees. Huntington Park, you'll be 87 and 69 degrees at night. Escondido, 87 and 66 degrees at night. And let's go to Rialto, 92 and 609. 69 degrees at night. It's your boy concrete from Bamberg Run.
Starting point is 00:23:03 I said, Pat 106. Let's go. What's that? I lost it right there because I'm still thinking about my Ford. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line.
Starting point is 00:23:16 I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. We are going to help out Amy. She cannot make up her mind. She's fighting with her husband. And so she hit us up, right? She hit us up and said, hey, Brownback.
Starting point is 00:23:27 I'm Amy, and I need your help. I have three daughters, six. 16, 14, and a 13-year-old. Okay. My 14-year-old daughter and I are thinking of not doing a quince-a-neera for her. She will be 15 in December, and ever since last year, after she turned 14, I hinted at the idea that we need to start planning her 15. She immediately told me, no. She then asked if we could do a trip instead, and although I never officially said yes, it's been an open topic about possible destinations we could go to.
Starting point is 00:23:58 earlier this week I was looking at tickets and hotels for Hawaii my husband happened to see what I was doing and asked what that was for and I told him I was possibly looking at us going to Hawaii for my daughter's 15 trip he then gave me a weird look told me no she is having a quinceaniera whether she likes it or not and that was followed by a conversation about it being part of the culture and then we need to involve our kids going in the debt whether she likes it or not we have to we have to do it all right it's $30,000 He said he feels like they don't participate in the culture enough. Funny thing is, my husband is actually Samoan from Texas, but he grew up with all Latinos. My husband pretty much raised the girls with me. We've been together for 10 years. They were all under seven when we met. He also then said that my 14-year-old does not, even though my 14-year-old does not want one right now, she will regret it. She will regret not doing it when she's older.
Starting point is 00:24:53 My 14-year-old daughter is not as social as my oldest and youngest. She does not have many friends other than the two, three from school, very much an introvert and hates being the center of attention. My oldest daughter had her kinsen in 2024 and my 14-year-old didn't want to be a part of it at all. Their biological dad didn't attend the oldest daughter's 15 and likely wouldn't attend this one since he's not very involved. My youngest daughter, who's 13, is already a no-brainer that we're going to have one since she's the baby girl of the family. The more I think about it, honestly going to Hawaii would be cheaper and less stressful than having a whole party. But my husband said, no party, no trip. It's not either or.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Help me out, brown bag. Should I make my daughter have a quinceaniera? Did anyone not have a 15 and ended up regretting it? Do you guys have 15? Letty, Andy? I did. It's the best. It's the best.
Starting point is 00:25:43 But I wanted it. This little lady doesn't want it. The center of attention thing is probably hard to get over when you want to be shy and in the corner and everybody's like just focused on you. Well, just do a low key kinket. Everyone turns into the water. She walks in. Then everyone's facing the wall. Nobody look.
Starting point is 00:26:03 The baller so preza, she just disappears. Yeah. Surprise. It's a magic show. So what is it with women not wanting to listen to their husbands, huh? Oh, man. Right? Oh, my God. Let the man be the man.
Starting point is 00:26:14 He said she's going to do it. For tradition. Keep the tradition. Listen to your king. Listen to your king. That hurt to say. About that. About out.
Starting point is 00:26:24 No. About hell. No. Shut up, folks. I get it on her end. She's thinking about her kids, the way that she is, the thing that she doesn't want to do,
Starting point is 00:26:37 and her man's kind of like, no, she needs to have this. This needs to be cultural. Like, she needs to know, like, where she comes from. I think we spoke to her on the phone. She's like, they're kind of no sables, it's fine. But they want her to, like, feel this way
Starting point is 00:26:51 about where she comes from. And this is essentially the woman's right of passage, you know? That's pretty much what it is. The nia mujör, you know? But she's just thinking about her, like, she's just, she's chill. She's my chill little baby.
Starting point is 00:27:03 She doesn't want that. She doesn't want it. Yeah, I know, but she, you know, but I'm on the dad's side here. Yeah. Because I feel like she will regret it. Later on. It's one of those things. Like, you never being a kid and you're like, you're not wanting to go
Starting point is 00:27:15 someone with your parents are like, no, what's I eat? Yeah. Never wanted to go. And then you just having a blast. You made a ton of friends. Yeah. And now you don't want to leave? Yes.
Starting point is 00:27:23 That's how it is. Or when you don't want to take a shower, they make you take a shower, then you're in there like a fish. Then you don't want to get out. Yeah. That was neat. All the moving and falling off. Then you don't want to get out.
Starting point is 00:27:31 You don't want to get out of there. Yeah. And I think that's how it is. That's what she's going to go through. And I guess as a mom, and it's a constant, it's a constant, like, tug a little bit where you're just naturally the nurture and thinking about feelings. And then the dad in these households sometimes they're like, no, they got to do this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:52 But one helps the other. Like even if there's that little tension, you're taking their Phillies into the count and then he's taking what needs to happen into account. You know, it's part of the, it's part of parenting. Yeah, because like a 14, like not, like skipping on a kinsenegro, you can never get that back. So making that decision at 14, 15 and then later on you can't, all right, we're 30, now we're going to have a kintanera. You know what I'm saying? It's like, he knows that that's like, it could be a bad decision. And he thinks it's a bad decision.
Starting point is 00:28:21 There's a way of getting both of them, you know? You can throw you. No, no, I know. I know. I know, I know, but this is. No party. Yes. But this is where our home girl right here needs to tell her.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Amy. He needs to tell him like, say, look, we'll have the quinceaniera. And then all we ask is for envelope gifts. Cashola. Then you can go to Hawaii. With that money. Ooh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:46 You feel me? Hawaii is expensive. Boom. We figured it out. Yeah. But, wait. All right. He's like,
Starting point is 00:28:53 All right. All right. Amy. Amy, are you there? Yes, I'm here. Good morning. Hi, Amy. Amy.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Amy, talk to us. Did you see Concord just solved your whole life? I did. I don't know. I kind of feel weird asking people for money. Hey, only bring sores.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want to bring the cremas and all the other stuff. What crema? What crema? What kind of feroon?
Starting point is 00:29:23 Yeah. Oh, the Avon ones? The Avon ones? The Avon ones? Very true. Aiz. Sighton, I want to know a little bit more about your family. So your man is Samoan, but he's very, I guess, tapped in.
Starting point is 00:29:33 He wants them to know their roots. Yes. So my husband's very big on culture and roots and, you know, your tradition, except. So that's why he says this is important for her. She needs to lock in. She needs to know where she comes from. She needs to know, you know, who we are, what she is, all that. I like this guy.
Starting point is 00:29:52 I like it. Lock in. 14 years old time to lock it. Hey, lock in. Ponte las pylas. But how is she? What type of, how do you see her? She's very shy.
Starting point is 00:30:03 She's like very much an introvert. She doesn't, you know, like I said, she doesn't like being the center of attention. When her sisters are all acting out, when her siblings are all acting out, she's the one sitting down next to me. She's, you know, she doesn't like being part of that. She's the one that deserves a quincella.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Yes, dude. She deserves it. She's the middle child, huh? Yeah. She's the middle child. Yeah. She's a good kid. Yeah, because she feels like she's not seen, so she's like, I don't want to bother my mom.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Oh. That's what it is. Spend all that money on me? Yeah, not me, Mom. I'm not worth it. I mean, she wants the money. She's like, just put all that money for a trip. Let's go on a trip.
Starting point is 00:30:43 I want to go here. She's like, I want to go see the world. And I'm like, girl, you don't have time. But your man, your man says if you don't do the kinsa, you're also not getting the trip. You're not going nowhere. Right. Damn, that's okay. And are they, like, super respectful towards him and all that stuff?
Starting point is 00:30:58 Like, you know? Yes. Okay. Yeah, he's a big Samoan. Yeah. You got to be. It looks like the rock problem. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:05 It looks like Maui. Samoans do the chat thing. Yeah, like the, let's not up child. What? What? No, don't know if that was great. Don't disrespect the homies like that. And Samoans do a chat.
Starting point is 00:31:19 There we go. Do that, would they do that at the Kinzee too? Oh, for sure, huh? Yeah, so my oldest daughters, Kinsenegra, my younger girls and other families, they did a, they did a Polynesian dance. And, yeah. Oh, that's right. I want to go to that. They do it for everything.
Starting point is 00:31:34 A fool comes to, like, he lands at the airport. They do. They do. A fool graduates. Yeah. One of my son's friends, he graduated. They were like, yeah, hoo! And all cows like, like, that's tight, dog.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Yeah. Tradition. Yeah. I wanted to start screaming, too. for no reason. Do she know that he wants her to have a kinez? Yes. And she's anti?
Starting point is 00:32:04 She's, yeah. And you're torn. And you're torn. Because you don't want her to regret it either. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't want her to regret it. But at the same time, I mean, I was so stressed planning the last kinsen.
Starting point is 00:32:17 I'm like, I mean, I could, I could just plan a trip. It'll be done, you know? And we'll just go in. enjoy ourselves. Oh, so this is about your mental health. We see it. It's not about you, huh? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:32:33 It's about her, too. It's her feelings, what she wants. And I don't know, like, I feel like if I were to force her, also I'm like, what if she, like, makes us as we faces in all the pictures? Yeah. On her carota, on purpose. I don't want this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:49 AI, AI. And make this kid smile. I think once she's there, one she's there, one she's. she's there, I think things change, things change. You know, when she sees everything happening and everyone's there for her, like. But mom's, you're softy, huh? Like, she knows, she knows, that's my daughter. I want to protect her.
Starting point is 00:33:07 I want to take her into consideration, autonomy, all that stuff. What is it, boundaries, all that stuff? I wish I would have had one, you know? What would be type of me? The nino a hombre. My last G.I. Joe, you know? That's not like the hedgehog shoots Some Boathas
Starting point is 00:33:26 Did you have a Kinsai me? I did I did Dang so you guys are down there Just have her be the only one That doesn't have the Kinsai Exclude her even more But yet everybody goes to Hawaii
Starting point is 00:33:38 Oh Wow That's not fair That's not fair Hawaii's always The other kids got to stay Hawaii's always gonna be there Yeah
Starting point is 00:33:48 That's all I gotta say Hawaii is always gonna be a true You guys are in you Utah? Yes, Utah, Salt Lake City, Utah. See, so they don't even have a beach nearby. It's just cold weather. It's just mountains.
Starting point is 00:34:03 The poncos. They just have big mountains and lots of hikes. The jazz? The jazz? Yuck. This is the least you can do is throw our contingent. Some excitement in Utah. They're down.
Starting point is 00:34:16 She doesn't want it. That's why she needs our help. So we're asking you, 818, 52059. She feels guilty right now. It means her, it's her mom heart for her little baby that's saying, Mom, I don't want to Kinsa, I just want to go to Hawaii. Maybe also unsure people will show up because she doesn't really have too much. She's shy.
Starting point is 00:34:37 She's more of an introvert, you know? What if this changes that? That too? I could. They probably wouldn't want that. Then she's all of a sudden outside? No. No.
Starting point is 00:34:49 But she also wants to know. No, if I go, if I bent to her whim, if I do give her no quince and just go on this trip, will she regret it later? Are there former kinsengeras? Yes. People that chose a trip, a car, or nothing over a kinsen, and now you regret it. Or was it the best decision? That car you got, the money, you got the trip you took instead of the kinsa. That's where Amy's head is at, okay?
Starting point is 00:35:16 Amy, can we talk to your man? Yeah. Oh. Oh, is it right there? What's his name? His name is Malcolm. Malcolm in the middle. Is that?
Starting point is 00:35:27 Is he there? Can you fast to me? Hello? Hey, brother. What's up, brother? What's up, big doll? J-hoo. How are you, brother?
Starting point is 00:35:38 I'm good. How are you guys doing? Yeah, man. Cross-changed. Angie, why are you? Malcolm. Why do you feel like they should? should have the kinsa.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Um, like my wife said, saying, I'm, my families are bigger in culture. Um, one thing is, you got to keep rooted
Starting point is 00:36:01 to your roots. And that's something that I, I don't want to push the girls, but, um, as time to get closer, that's something that I know for a fact that
Starting point is 00:36:12 they're going to look back and miss trips. I always going to come and go. Yep. But Kinsietta, um, like I said, I was born in California, raised in Texas, and so a lot of the Mexicans out there showed me love,
Starting point is 00:36:25 and I just knew about it and understood it about the culture. So when I met my wife, I was like, obviously this is something that has to be in the bounds of culture, and that's something that I think I should push for instead of just sitting there. I love that. You're such a good person. You're incredible, man. Have it or have it.
Starting point is 00:36:44 And it sounds like you're a step-up guy, right? You stepped up to the plate, took care of the family, Take care of the girls. And the fact that you're so, like, involved in seeing it culturally, bro. For them, it's not even your culture. It's not even for you. Like, bro, you know, I'll go perform, bro. I'll do a set.
Starting point is 00:37:01 I'm going to do a 15 minutes. That's for sure not about her there. Because I know that food's going to be fire. True. Let's go. All right. Thank you. Thanks, Malcolm.
Starting point is 00:37:14 You guys have a question, Malcolm? You don't want to adopt any. No, no. Like I said, I just, you know. You know, I appreciate you guys. I want to actually want to show love you out to y'all. See my wife always listened to you guys. So I appreciate you guys having the song.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Let's go. What do you do for a living, bro? I work with adolescents, trouble teens. Oh, wow. Oh, my. You're going to. Damn. You just keep getting finer, dog.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Damn, boom. Let me find out you have a six back, brother. I'll take a trip to Utah right now. weird. You have any brothers? They're Mormon. Are you six more or six? Good for you, man.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Yeah, how tall are you just for, just for detail take? Just for detail, just for imagination. How tall are you? Oh, sorry, I apologize. I'm here. Six one. Six one. Wow.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Do you have curly hair? Curly hair. No, I have long long hair. Yeah, too. That's fun. It's funny. It's funny. I heard you call me Maui
Starting point is 00:38:25 and whatnot. When you talked to my wife's up. That's exactly what the people out here call me. That's funny. I'm tapped in. I just saw Moana. Is that the same thing? That's not the same thing.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Yeah, it is. It is. Polynesian culture. That's the one at the rock place. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Let me get a little. Ayo. Can I get on my. Where in Cali were you born? Was it at Long Beach? No, LA. Yeah. Well, I was in Park Village in Compton.
Starting point is 00:38:59 And then from Park Village, we moved to Long Beach. Long Beach, we moved up to Texas in Dallas. Wow. You know, that day was there, where were you born, Kelly, the Island or what? What? Where you're at Long Beach. That's where a lot of Polynesians are, for sure. Long Beach, Carson, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:18 All right, Malcolm. Thank you so much. I appreciate you guys. No, we appreciate you. No, hey-go, go, hey-go. Because we're on Malcolm's side. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we want you to win, dog.
Starting point is 00:39:29 She understands both sides. She understands the kid not wanting it and maybe being either shy and introverted, too embarrassed, too much attention, mom. This is not who I am, all of that. I also understands her husband. Like, no, this is culture. Like, they got to do what the... The first things they take from us is our traditions.
Starting point is 00:39:47 We got to keep. our traditions alive and that's how we move forward okay so even if this kid is no sabu doesn't even know what the enya part in the kinteniana how to say that yeah can i get a kintanara yeah yeah it's still as much clinging to the roots as much as possible yep okay plus he looks like bowie he said that yeah he said that okay and so she's wondering i understand both of them but should we do it i'm so sorry that's so good get out big Well, at least take a real sip now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:23 You're in trouble now. Nice gorgeous. Where is it? You just stay out there, too? See, that's how you do it. I just took a huge gulp of coffee for you, but don't. It's because you have ice in there. I asked for light ice too.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Right into the microphone, too. You know, could have turned around. They got my order wrong, too. Who do you think you are? Anyways. Let's go to the phone lines. Yeah, we want to know whether they should force their daughter to have a key say or not or give her her autonomy, respect her wishes and boundaries.
Starting point is 00:41:00 But will she regret it later? And then later be like, Mom, why do you give me kids to it? You didn't want to him. Why are you listening to a 14 year old, mom? Just the child. Why are you listening to a 14 year old? You're no better than what I need. For real.
Starting point is 00:41:10 That's true. You're the parent, mom. She'd have parented me. Oh, my. Get out of it. Anything else, big. Get out again. Get out of it.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Sneezing, darking all times. Barty. He's sitting and booty Paras everywhere. Drinking coffee. We get it. We get it. He wants to be the center of attention right now.
Starting point is 00:41:30 He wants the guizsioner right now. That's what he wants. All right. Angelica in Anaheim. Angelica. Huala, Wanozzias, Angelica. Hello, bonozia. Hello.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Hello. What would you tell the family that hit us up, Amy and her man, Malcolm, trying to figure out what to do with their daughter's Kinse plans. Daughter doesn't want one. But they feel like if she doesn't get one, she'll regret it later. I definitely think she will.
Starting point is 00:41:58 I didn't have one growing up. I didn't get one. It wasn't really because I didn't want it. It was a lot of my mom, my dad, they couldn't afford it. You know, we were in Mexico back then. It was very tough. Yeah. And so we came here to the States and they were trying to do an 18.
Starting point is 00:42:15 You know how they, if they don't do it 15, we'd do an 18. Oh, cute. We couldn't do it either here because I, I got pregnant with my first son at 18. Oh. So then that was like another chance that I got it taken away. Like it wasn't, I don't regret my son at all. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:33 But like it was like another thing where I couldn't do it. Yeah. Now I'm sitting here. Yeah, now I'm sitting here at 30 and I'm like, damn, like I never got the chance to do it. You know, I never got that experience of your Kinsay, of your dance and everything. I didn't get that chance. So I definitely regret it now. not being able to do it and not trying to like instigate also because like I knew my parents couldn't do it
Starting point is 00:42:58 but I had a lot of Tias and Tios were like you know I'll put you in this I'll pitch in in that but I didn't want to put my parents through that so I was like you know it's fine like deep down I wanted it but I didn't want to put him through that and now it's like yeah and I was like you know it sucks it sucks it sucks like you don't have that chance anymore. Are you 30? Did you turn 30? Because you could do your double quince. A 30 year. Are you already turned 30? 30. Yeah. We just did 30. Yeah. We just think again. What's the next one? Forty-five? Quarentena.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Yeah, and I have now two boys. So there's no chance of them like, oh, you know, I'll live it through my kids. Oh. Oh. They have kinses for guys now? Some boys are key kinses. Yeah. Yeah, but my boys are very like, oh no, that's for girls. Like, you know, they're not there. Yeah, all right. Hold on one second. Power 106, number one for hip hop in Boa Heights.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Shout us all the peritos in Boi Heights. Concrete, I feel like we should give her a quince. We should. She's a trinternia. Let's figure it out. Yeah. She's so sad. We'll bring her here.
Starting point is 00:44:08 We'll do a valtry here for her. Damn. You can be her. We'll do Birriambella. Chambalando. I'll be her Chambalando honor. the padrino the padrino
Starting point is 00:44:17 that would be awesome yeah but yeah what do you mean but what sorry but also don't feel like
Starting point is 00:44:28 they should force her to it you know as a mom I feel like they should help her through it like make things a little bit easier for her
Starting point is 00:44:36 not so like forced on like you're doing this no matter what yeah because then yeah exactly you make it more intimate like you don't have to
Starting point is 00:44:46 have 200, 500 people there, you know, like making more intimate, close family, close friends. So something small for her, but still have that experience. Because you don't want her photos to be all, like, weird, you know? Yeah. Like being caught out with the pictures, but also she has all their daughters. So at some point she's going to see all the other pictures from her daughters and not hers. It's like, I missed out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:10 That's coming from Angelica who feels like she missed out. She missed out. Thank you, Angelica. She's so cute. Hold on the line. We're going to get your information. You're going to be the Padre, no. The Padre, no.
Starting point is 00:45:20 Okay. Kaylee, or Kylie? Kaylee. Kaylee and Inglewood. Kayla, good morning. Kaylee or Kylie. It's Keely. Keeley.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Keeley. Keeley. Keeley and Inglewood. Talk to it. You're 17 years old? Yes, I am. Did you have a Kinse? No, I did not.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Oh, okay. We need to hear from you. Hi, my, baby, girl. We need to figure out. whether it's a good idea or not to let this young lady skip out on her kineze, will she regret it later? You're 17, so you're like right there in the later. What would you tell them?
Starting point is 00:45:57 I would tell them I think she would regret it. I really feel like she should have one. Like the feeling of just going shopping for your dress is just so exciting. Like you're just going to see all the pretty dresses and the colors and all the designs and you're just going to get so excited. I really feel like she should have one. We want a dress. Yes, we want a dress.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Do it for the dress. Yeah, the big puppy dress. Keep it in the closet forever. Did you want a kinset or you didn't? I didn't want one, actually. And now do you regret it? A little bit, but not that much. Did you get anything instead?
Starting point is 00:46:33 Oh, true. Oh, I got a small party, and I'm so grateful for my mom for doing that for me. Oh, you still got something. I love these very grateful little children. They are. They are. They are. Oh.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Let's give her a king tattoo. She said I didn't get one, but I got a small party. She don't, you know, could have been financial reasons, whatever. Yeah. You know, but she sounds very grateful. She does. And those young ladies deserve everything. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Let's do it, Connie. She really wanted a dress. She threw a brown back quinceaniera. Come in. If you didn't have a quinceaniera, we'll celebrate with you. Oh, that'd be cool. What? Amber.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Amber in East L.A. Amber, good morning. Nice. I like it. Good morning, guys. Amber, let's help out this family. They're trying to see if whoever had their kinsa and regretted it or it was fine. They didn't miss it at all because their daughter, who's 14 is saying,
Starting point is 00:47:25 don't give me a kinsa, I want a trip. And they're thinking, yeah, we can give her her wishes or we can encourage her to have a kinsen so that she protects in culture and so that she doesn't regret it later. What would you say, Amber? Yes, I'm going to agree with the other colors as well. in my experience I also well I did have the opportunity
Starting point is 00:47:47 also to have a Kinseñera and I passed it up because my parents said I could have a car instead or a trip and I picked the car unfortunately so yeah I do think it's an important
Starting point is 00:48:02 you know like milestone for a young lady and you know a lot of other cultures have their own like traditions of right of passage and I just think that it was something that, you know, I should have gotten to experience and I gave it up. I passed it up.
Starting point is 00:48:18 What kind of car was it? Yeah. I don't even remember that I should tell you as much. Oh. But it was a car. But it was a car. No, it was a clunker, huh? Yeah, it was like a little, I don't remember, like a little Toyota or something.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Oh, that's a great car. Oh, yeah. That's a fantastic car. Incredible, amazing car. Yeah. No, you did good then. Yeah, but I mean, eventually, you know, we all like grow up and get a car. wasn't, it's not, it doesn't become something special to remember, you know?
Starting point is 00:48:47 Yeah, like you were in a rush kind of, you're like, oh, I'll get a car right now. It'll be, it'll be even better. Yeah. With no license. Right. But yeah, we all get a car. Yeah. And then I also kind of relate to her a bit because I was also very shy and introvert.
Starting point is 00:49:01 And I think that a lot of times, you know, it's because you have this idea that, oh, maybe I'm not cute enough to have a king said, but, you know, that's why I think maybe the mom should use it as a learning or or a bonding experience with her daughter. I think if she really, really like, you know, takes her opinions and her ideas and kind of, you know, involves her in the planning, then it can be something really good for her, you know, to help her kind of break out of her child. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:33 It's an opportunity. Yeah. So either way, I think, you know, I mean, mom should know knows best, but, you know, I I think especially because all the other daughters have their kinsa, it's going to, I think it is going to be more of a regret later on. Like, you know, she could have, like she would feel more left out maybe further further on. I think I don't feel as bad knowing like my sister didn't have one either. So I think I would feel even worse if I thought, well, my sister had one. And I don't know why I just.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Are you okay? Are you all right? No, she's telling us her. really regrets it. She's going through it right now. Like, that he is. I know. She's fancy.
Starting point is 00:50:21 I know, but the show ends at 10. We don't know you. Lisa. I know, guys. Lisa and Compton. Lisa and Compton. I have a short attention span. Dude, she lost me four minutes ago.
Starting point is 00:50:33 I just kidding. Did you to have the Kinse or not? Their daughter, Amy and her man, Malcolm, their daughter doesn't want a Kinza. They are like, hey, we should probably make her have it because she will regret it, not have it. not having it later. Should they do that or fulfill the daughter's wishes of not having it?
Starting point is 00:50:50 According to Pops, you're not going to go on a trip, which is what the daughter wanted. But what would you tell them, Lisa? Yeah, good morning, Brown, guys. Good morning. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do the Kinse. Yeah, don't do it because I had a kinsueira and I'm so very grateful for my parents,
Starting point is 00:51:10 but it was a lot of money. And I was unhappy. Some kids, unfortunately, they're shopping. and they don't want to be in public. They don't want to do the balls. So I now have a daughter and I wanted her to have a 15, but she said, no, Mom, I want to go to Mexico. And that's what we did.
Starting point is 00:51:27 It was way cheaper. I told her, look, if you want the pictures and all that stuff, I can take you. But she didn't want them because you could go to a place where they fix your hair. They put a dress on and you have your pictures. But I feel like with the culture, A lot of the things that come with that is people criticizing,
Starting point is 00:51:48 no, it's about good at the comida or, you know, like, oh, that's a chequito the salon, the hosma, the food is not as good. That's part of the tradition. That's part of it, the plato that comes with it. Yeah, the drama. Yes. I, no tuvian mariachi, like, don't think, so. And less money, go to Hawaii.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Yeah, that's what I would do. You basically spending the money to impress other people. Yeah. I get that part. Especially if, like, you feel like your family's like that. You know what I'm saying? If they already talk like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Because now I'm like, dang, what do you say about lying? It's only a matter of time so she's pregnant. Oh, don't. Look her with all those cholo. And all the fools were in the zoots soots. They're all dressed like military. Yeah. They got the little things there.
Starting point is 00:52:43 I know. They're dressed like. like Orlando Valuta, like they're dressed like Pilots. They're dressed like the general. To pum-pum, mommy, mommy, man. We'd be the judging table. Don't invite us. Don't invite us.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Laura, Laura in Ventura County, Amy and her man, Malcolm, are trying to decide whether they should encourage their daughter to have her kinset. She doesn't want it, but because they feel she might regret it later. So we want to know if you regretted it. And you're a mom, I believe, right?
Starting point is 00:53:18 Your daughter didn't have one. Laura. Laura? Laura? Laura. Hello? EVP right there. Yes?
Starting point is 00:53:30 And now my daughter, she just had one in April. Okay. And my husband was trying to bribe her with the car. Oh. And I didn't like that idea. because he was telling her, you could get a new car, this and that, whatever car you want. But my daughter is the only granddaughter. My parents have out of six grandkids, she's the only granddaughter.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Wow. The following day, I was driving her to school, and I was telling my daughter, I said, her name is Danali. So I said, Danalee, Ponte Viva. Get smart. Think about it. You're going to get a car no matter what. But the Kinsenegra is once of a lifetime. And I'm afraid that if you don't have a Kinsenegna, you're going to regroup.
Starting point is 00:54:14 read it. So she thought about it. She said, yeah, you're right, mom. So she told my husband, you know what, I wanted a kinsenna. And you know what? It was the best thing that she had, experience she had. She loved it. And it was just this past April, we had her kinsenera. And we had a good turnout. I mean, the moment she turned 12, I started saving money on the side just in case she wanted a kinsueira. Yeah. And the day of her kinsueira, I was able to pay everything. How many people showed a... Excuse me?
Starting point is 00:54:47 How many people went? About more than 300 people. Damn. Big part of it. Pachianera than Ruby? Wow. I was afraid, I mean, I was afraid we weren't going to have that many people. So my sister was like, don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Don't worry about it. I'll invite some of my friends. But let me tell you, it was a beautiful Kinsenera. It was better than mine. And to this day, she still talks about it. And I would encourage her to have her daughter do it. But honestly, if she doesn't really want to, you know, that's a different question. And I also have my cousin's niece, well, not my cousin's niece, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:55:30 My niece is having a cancenaia in October, but she's very shy. So the way she's going to have a cintanera, she's not going to have that many people. It's just going to be around family. Okay. And that's what she wanted. And that's what they're going to do to my knees for her continuing up this month of, what is it? In the month of October. Nice.
Starting point is 00:55:49 See? See? That's all. Yeah. I like how she was like, don't get finessed. You're going to get a car anyway. Yeah. Just start.
Starting point is 00:55:55 Put the finesse. Yeah. Her dad was like trying to redo his den or something with that money instead. Yeah. He's like, ah, why don't you want a car instead? No, you want a car. Mehta? Of the subasta?
Starting point is 00:56:06 Yeah. Hey, you find some gems right there. My first car was from a sovesta. The subvasta? $300. That's really cheap. You had a first car? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:56:20 You had to have a first car. Stop trying to do struggle Olympics for. No, I took the bus forever. I took the bus here today. You have like four cars. No, Humby picked me out. No, you didn't, I guess. You picked me up on Malamita right there.
Starting point is 00:56:35 No, no, because he would have went the wrong way. People were trying to pick me up. Oh, you're selling yourself now? I don't work. I don't do that, sir. Stop. Mone even pulled up. You're like four cars.
Starting point is 00:56:51 No, I don't. Yeah. You just got a new one, the Cadillac. No, I didn't. Amy, the listeners have spoken forced your 14-year-old daughter to have the freaking Kinsema. Yeah. You're going to have a car. And get her a car.
Starting point is 00:57:03 And give her a car, car. And hug your little Maui really tight because he knew this the whole time. Yep. Yeah. How many people would be at the Kinse? If it's a Mexican and Samoan function, that's a lot of family out there. It is, but a lot of our family is not in, like, my oldest daughter's Kinsa, it was probably like just 200 people.
Starting point is 00:57:26 You would have it out there in Utah? Yeah. Yeah, I would have it out here. Yeah, I would have it in Utah. So I guess we're not getting invited, huh? Okay. I mean, you guys are still invited. Come down.
Starting point is 00:57:36 It's going to be in the winter. Come over and ski and then stop out of Kinse. What? Broadcasting live from Utah. Amy, what's your daughter's name? Sophia. Sophia's 15. Is it okay if we invite our friends,
Starting point is 00:57:54 a.k. everyone listening. Yes, everybody come. Everybody come and bring your soobresito. There you go. Utah, we're making the trip, baby girl, and happy early birthday, too. Yeah, happy quincellera. Yeah, and how did Malcolm do the...
Starting point is 00:58:10 What is it? Weehoo. Weehu. Isn't a chowoo? I don't know. I don't know. Is Malcolm there? Is he in there?
Starting point is 00:58:17 Is he there? No, he had to leave to work. So he laughed. How is it? How do they do it? Do you know how they do it? Oh, I can't do it. I'm not even going to try.
Starting point is 00:58:24 They're just super loud. They go, jeahoo. Cheehoo. Did you just fart? No, imagine it like a five. Oh, like a whoopee cushion? The next challenge. Our challenge is happening.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Our challenge is happening right now. Okay. yesterday was the wake from my aborita here in Palmdale. Yeah. It was my son Luis's first wake. My son Horito has been to other ones. Yeah. But my seven-year-old, it was his first wake.
Starting point is 00:58:54 And he had my phone because I'm like, hey, if you get too distracted or like, because it's a Rosario, it's a lot of process, you go to the other room, you can have my phone. I'm checking my phone and he took photos of things that I don't know that he should have taken photos of like I have a photo of my awolita in here oh my god letty mm-hmm mm-hmm because first he took photos with like like he's taking selfies with the new cousins
Starting point is 00:59:16 that he found and he's like oh what's uh you family I'm family too what's so a kid and look hey girl come take this selfie yeah that's cute and I was like oh he's so cute and then oh my oh my oh come on
Starting point is 00:59:32 wait he took a photo Letty, why would you know? What? My abolita. How do you say that's so? What? No, that's
Starting point is 00:59:44 feo. No, I don't know. The photos, that's angle. He's little. He was kind of, yeah. That's point of view.
Starting point is 00:59:52 But I'm like, Luis, and then he had someone take a photo of him praying. Oh, that's so cute, though. Bro, that's awesome. That's awesome.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Yeah. He said, hold on. Hold on. That's so cute. Hold on. Hey, Jorge, take this. Hey, there's a fire right here. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:11 It's his first Velodio. Did you put a music behind that? Did you put any music behind that? No, I just saw it in my phone. Oh, I thought he'd be posted on IG or something. No, he had my phone to, like, watch YouTube or something on the side. He's like, hey, he don't see. Hey, flick me up really quick.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Hey, flick me up right here. Oh, my. Catch me, Canned. Catch me candid. Let me go, say goodbye to my bissawela. That is this great comment, right? Oh, God. That was beautiful.
Starting point is 01:00:40 I love it. And then we're going to Mexico for another Velodio over, so I'll keep you up. His holode up is about to be crazy on there. Okay. She looks beautiful. I love my oldita, but they put makeup on her. And I was like, who's this baddie? Hold like full face.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Yeah. And I'm like, hey, Monica, why they put so much makeup? She's like, I know my Tia Louris is mad. She told him to keep a light on the makeup. Oh, that's another whole thing. Yeah, it's a whole thing. What, Cod? I'm listening.
Starting point is 01:01:14 I'm just listening. Oh, everything. I'm just, I'm sharing. I'm, and I'm hearing. I'm taking it in. What you think about the picture? It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
Starting point is 01:01:24 It's just. That's his moment. He wanted to take a photo of my abelita. Okay. That's Barry Farm tickets. Are you ready? Hey, whenever you're mad at me, think of that, okay? Think of my abolita.
Starting point is 01:01:37 Peta. Ah, see? Well, there's another photo. My sister did a bunch of the photos, the graphics. No, just. Did she AI the wing? My oldita.
Starting point is 01:01:50 Oh, like in heaven. Oh, they didn't put wings on her? They put wings under? Come on now. You better stop. The stairs of heaven around here. She's in the sky, all right? I know.
Starting point is 01:01:59 They should have put her inside heaven, not waiting outside. I'll talk to my sister. I'll talk to my sister. She's with the bouncer. Fetra, hey, pettlet, hey, wait, wait, wait. Awant, I want, awanda, wait. Hey, what number do you have?
Starting point is 01:02:20 Ah, faata, faata, faata, faata, faata. If my grandma was here, she'd pray for you. Like, she's a carrizzaria. She's waiting outside, still, dog. Dehienla pass. No, she's in. She's in. She's in.
Starting point is 01:02:31 She's in. She's welcoming. She's welcoming. She's welcoming. Ah, for far. greeter. Yeah. Like at Walmart.
Starting point is 01:02:37 Number 24. Number 24. For favor, what's the Patera? Hey, this boy. Come on.
Starting point is 01:02:46 Why'd you do that? I can't do that. You started it. Why did you show me a picture? Who made that flyer? My sister did. It's beautiful.
Starting point is 01:02:56 Yeah, you got to add the wings on that, man. It was outside of the... Oh, okay. That's beautiful, man. Oh, come mom. Not that.
Starting point is 01:03:05 That's the photos. That's my life. Did you see that one, dude? I want to share it. I know, but don't show me the picture. And I love all my primos, I love all my primas, my dad, everybody. Much love. She's really funny.
Starting point is 01:03:18 I get my funny from her, so. Oh. Oh, and Sena Petra. Yes, and my dad. She would think Khan's funny. She would send her a lot of them. Oh, te persina. Oh, te persina.
Starting point is 01:03:30 That's sweet. All right. She's here with you right now. We have tickets for me. right now. We have tickets right now. We have tickets to Knott's Berry Farm. Okay. Yeah. On a ride. You guys have been chosen by someone on the lines. Okay. Richard and Boehite is going for you concrete. Sam in Huntington Beach is going for you, Vic. Lacey in Riverside is going for Greg and Janelle and South LA's got you and you, okay? I have a timer on the clock. You guys have a balloon in front of you. I did not make this game of. Our producer made it up, okay?
Starting point is 01:04:02 Not my first time blowing into a balloon knot, you feel me? I don't. Explain. So you know I got the... You got them skills? I got them skills. I got the upper hand. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:16 So you guys are going to have 10 seconds to blow that balloon up without using hands here. Hands have to be behind your back. You can use your hands to put it in her mouth. You can put in your mouth right now. Okay. Put in your mouth right now.
Starting point is 01:04:26 Everybody. You have 10 seconds to blow it up as big as you can with your hands behind your back. Yes. Hands behind your back. Oh, wow. Hands behind your back. Then after the 10 seconds, you have to tie it in a knot.
Starting point is 01:04:38 Whoever has blown up the biggest balloon wins. When you tie it, you can use your hands. It's slobbering. Okay? Ready? Yeah. Hands you on your back. Hands behind your back.
Starting point is 01:04:49 Ready and go. Ten, nine, eight, seven, seven, six, five, four, three, three, two, two, one. Tied it and not. Tied in a knot. Wow. This was easy work. Easy work. Angie's blew up in the air.
Starting point is 01:05:08 Greg, hit the floor. My looks like a testicle. Who won? No, yours looks like a little lemon. Who won? Yeah, my was getting up there pretty big. Mona.
Starting point is 01:05:16 That's pretty good, huh? Vick. Concrete one. And it wasn't even close. It wasn't even close, guys. You guys got to practice more. I thought mine was going to shoot out of my mouth because I was like going too hard.
Starting point is 01:05:28 That's what happened to me. Angie, the game's over. I know, but I could have blown. too. Poor Marcus. You won, Con. Yeah, you happy? I know.
Starting point is 01:05:44 Shout us to what's then, Richard? Richard and Boe Heights. Congratulations, Richard. Richard and East L.A. You're getting... Whata, what on? Let's go. East Lose?
Starting point is 01:05:53 I got you, big dog. Where's he going? To Knotsbury Far. Nod's very far. Let's go. You're going to go see stupid the whole gang. Hey, good looking out on that blowing, though.
Starting point is 01:06:04 I got you, Perro. I'll blow for you any day. Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? She's Mation with Angie. Okay, you guys. Selena Gomez's husband, Benny Blanco,
Starting point is 01:06:21 has to be like the sweetest guy ever. What he did for her super sweet, okay? You're right. He does have to be. They got married? Yeah, they're husband and wife. They're married. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:33 So he posted a video of himself looking at the camera, right? with this song in the background You're traveling across the Atlantic Ocean in the Titanic to go see your wife because you're scared of flying He's crossing the whole ocean
Starting point is 01:06:53 To go see Selena from New York to England He's scared of flying? He's scared of flying. Some people are scared of flying, bro. But to say you're on the Titanic Yeah, that's all the way. Unless he is on the Titanic. Maybe he is. Maybe he's rich, fool? He's rich. But you know, you know, what? I was looking at it. And then Selena's been out there in England since May because she's
Starting point is 01:07:13 filming the last season of Only Murders in the Building. Yeah. So he went to go visit her. And then tomorrow it's her birthday, July 22nd. So she's in England. Yeah, right now she isn't in the UK. He went to go see her. He crossed an ocean for her. This is stuff. You guys only say in poems and on songs and in movies. He really did it. Over here too. So he had to go across the country, across the water. That's a lot of traveling. He's probably in trouble. Yeah, because he loves her. I don't know. I would face my fear from my wife and fly. Yeah, maybe that.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Be a man. Have any of you faced a fear for your girls? Yeah. What? Marriage. You were afraid of marriage? I was at one point, but now it's the best thing I could have done. Aw.
Starting point is 01:07:54 What about you, Vig? Tattooing her name all across my forearm. Was that a fear? Yeah, my dad always told me, never do that. And look at you. In a million years. You don't listen. But I did it.
Starting point is 01:08:08 Yeah, I never had a tattoo before that. So, yeah. Do you ever use it in a fight or something? What do you mean? I don't love you. I don't care. Yeah. You do all the time?
Starting point is 01:08:16 It doesn't work. It doesn't work. You would think it would work. It would give you some kind of pass. You would think. You could get that removed if we break up. No, you can't. I can't.
Starting point is 01:08:25 I can't. I can't. It would be very painful and very costly. Yeah, it would. Yeah. So it doesn't really work as well. Oh, that man. Almost.
Starting point is 01:08:33 She's talking about, get another one. Another one? another one of her? Yeah Like that pain? I'm like Not the past in Jordan This is enough
Starting point is 01:08:43 Is it not enough? What? This is not enough Did you want a portrait? I think so You should give her The portrait It's a lot
Starting point is 01:08:52 It was painful Yeah Oh Great giver I've traveled Across the world No face to fear Yeah
Starting point is 01:08:58 Face to fear Across the world Going to the IE Yeah That's scary That's actually That's actually I think he won.
Starting point is 01:09:08 That's what is scary. Where'd you go? Don't tell me Hemet. No, Riverside. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh.
Starting point is 01:09:15 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He dated a girl and she would do TikTok dances in real life when she's talking to you. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, IG. That makes money move. That make mon moot. This one's going out to all of our teachers out there.
Starting point is 01:09:33 I appreciate you. And I hope that you stay in the classroom, even though they've freaking. slash your salary. They make you buy all the decorations for the room. And no one appreciates you. I know. Now New York is coming for you. New York School District is set to become one of the first in the United States to
Starting point is 01:09:51 introduce a humanoid robot into the classroom. What? Check out Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram to see what this teacher-esque robot lady named Sally looks like. This is how she speaks. Listen. learning your preferences, remembering past conversations with our custom memory system, and responding in ways that feel personal and consistent over time, kind of like a very
Starting point is 01:10:17 attentive friend with patched notes. I do not actually feel emotions the way humans do, but I am designed to recognize them, mirror them, and behave as if I care. Behave as I care. So get this. Sally will reportedly have a Western New York accent and help teach 11th and 12th grade students. Give it to the most rambunctious ones, right? Yeah. Over at Salamanca High School in New York. This is going to cost
Starting point is 01:10:44 $57,000. Instead of just paying a human, 57,000 dollars. That's crazy. Also, why did I have to make her kind of hot? That's all about this is she kind of fine. What the hell's the point of that? She looks like the Megan Fox of robinoids or robots. We're going to buy one of these? Yeah, humanoid robots. She's a teacher. She can teach me some things? It's not sex ed, Greg. Or maybe, actually, maybe she could be programmed. She can do whatever. Sex, Greg. Add no emotions.
Starting point is 01:11:11 It'll be PE. Just get all sweaty. Physical. His physical education all day long? Greg is so gross. Physical and trawl. Sally has brown hair and can move her arms and legs, although she will not be able to walk around the classroom.
Starting point is 01:11:23 Oh, no. She's not going to be able to walk around that. That's right. She's expected to assist with classes focused on coding, robotics, and artificial intelligence. Oh. Okay. teaching about herself and her body.
Starting point is 01:11:37 Yeah, that's what it is. And maybe she has to look hot so the kids can pay attention. No, that's distracting. That's distracting. They need to put, I had an English teacher. She was built like Elton John. They need to put one of those ones. Ms. Hanson.
Starting point is 01:11:51 They need to put Ms. Hanson robots in there. Okay, well, that's what's happening. I hope California doesn't do it. Yeah, please don't. What's New York? Right. Hey, start a hell of studios. What's nine plus ten?
Starting point is 01:12:03 Turn your life? Look at this studio. What's up, Peritos. It's your boy, Concrete Mercado. Oh, hold that, hold on. And there's a new research where they interviewed 12 tarot practitioners who use AI tools like chat GPT to help interpret their readings of the cards of the tarot. Oh, no. You have tarot cards right now?
Starting point is 01:12:25 Tonight. Well, this morning. I usually do this at night, sorry. I'm going to read these cards and I would not be using AI. Oh, okay. I'll be doing it the stars. Concrete is wearing a cream and gold. What is this vest?
Starting point is 01:12:41 I don't know. Territ reading jacket. Territ reading jacket. He also has a brown wig. A terret reading wig. Territ reading wig. Territ reading wig. And gold.
Starting point is 01:12:52 And gold chains. Gold rings. Territ reading. Yeah. Territ reading. If you guys want to come see me, I'm off the five right there off of Indiana Street on the right hand side. It looks like business is.
Starting point is 01:13:03 Oh. My business is good Yeah, yeah, this is good Okay, so first off We're gonna go with You, Vic And we're doing this because Territ card readers have said
Starting point is 01:13:13 They use chat GPT To help them read clients Yeah, to read the cards So now you're gonna do the same Yes, no, I'm just gonna do it from the heart Oh, okay, you're not gonna use The original way, the original way How it's intended to be used
Starting point is 01:13:26 Are your first card or your only card We'll only do one Okay, okay, you don't have to shuffle? Yes I think you do. Yeah. This one. What does it look like?
Starting point is 01:13:35 It's just a man standing, saying, man, what am I going to do today? He seems kind of, like, distraught a little bit. This is called Eluevon. You're going to be a webon for the rest of your life, Vic. Sorry. This is in your future. Can you explain the little bit?
Starting point is 01:13:50 Yeah, I don't get the picture. Yeah, no, he's thinking. Is he losing out on money? He's thinking, no, he's losing out on everything. Oh, everything. Maybe I don't know, Matt. Chat. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:14:00 That's a good read. If my girl asked why I didn't do the dishes, It's in your fortune. It's in your part. Are you ready, Angie? Yes. This one's for you. For me.
Starting point is 01:14:08 Oh my God. What is that? Oh my God. The thinking man. I'm thinking under a tree. Go, go. And it's four chalises. That means that you're going to have four micheladas in the new future.
Starting point is 01:14:24 You're going to take a good half. Ponte some blog. You're going to have heartburn. In the near future, you're going to need some tongue. And some pride. It's like a little cloud. Priyloceco TC. So I asked chat about VIX.
Starting point is 01:14:38 About VIX. That is the seven of Pennacles from the classic writer Raitteric deck. Oh, hell no. It's patience, reflection, and evaluating the returns of your investments. Oh, okay. That's good. Very different. And now do Angie's.
Starting point is 01:14:52 You're going to be lazy. But I'm going to be rich. Right. Okay. Well, that's close. Most people that are rich are lazy. Because they have other people working for them. people working for that.
Starting point is 01:15:05 And when did you get into tarot card reading? Right now. Oh, okay. What is Angie's? In the near future. What is Angie's real right? I said that yesterday.
Starting point is 01:15:15 He's legit. Angie's. Okay, Angie's, hurry up. That is the four of cups from the right of tarot decks. It means contemplation, re-evaluation,
Starting point is 01:15:27 and mis-opportunities due to turning inward. See? Stop turning inward, Angie. Don't turn inward. Bust it out. Don't get it out. Quote a Mijalas, don't even trip out.
Starting point is 01:15:36 You'll get loose. It'll get loosey-goosey. Open your eyes. Sucking it in, Nguyen. Open your eyes, little puppet. I will. Okay. Who's next?
Starting point is 01:15:45 Greg, you ready? I'm ready. Go ahead. This is your card. Oh, this right here, you're going to be with two biaches in the next future. You're going to have your first threesome player. So the picture is him putting up a chalice with two other females holding up a chalice. It's going to be a malice with a chalice.
Starting point is 01:16:08 He's going to be turning up with two breezy player. Congratulations, your first three son. Oh, my God. That's great. Where did you get these cards? What do you mean? You were custom made. But where'd you go?
Starting point is 01:16:21 Did you go to a botanica? I went to a botanica. Was it scary? Very scary, dog. What does it mean, Greg? And whatever. This is the three of cups. It's about celebration, community, friendship, and collaboration.
Starting point is 01:16:34 Okay. Wow. Like what concert? You're going to have a collaboration with two females. Big Down down. Two females big down.
Starting point is 01:16:41 Okay. I'm ready. And last but not least. Mm-hmm. Lettisa Benica. Yes. Oh my God. What?
Starting point is 01:16:49 You're going to break our hearts, Lettie. Oh, my God. You're going to stab me right in the freaking heart. Hold on. That photo is scary. It is. It's a heart with three swords through it. What, damn.
Starting point is 01:17:01 Ow. Who are you getting rid of in here? Are you going solo, dog? Are you going solo, dog? There's four of us in front of you and there's three swords. And it's like rainy in the back. Look, it's raining. And it's a disaster happening. It means someone's going to go?
Starting point is 01:17:16 Yeah. Three people are getting chopped. Oh, damn. So it's just me and Angie then, damn. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, let me go to another one. Let me go to another one.
Starting point is 01:17:28 Let me go to another car. That was scary. That is scary. It is. Dude, you better do yourself too. No, we don't do it to ourselves. Yeah, you do. Because I know my own future.
Starting point is 01:17:40 Oh. Okay. What do they mean? What does it mean? Calculane. According to chat. GPT. The three of swords.
Starting point is 01:17:46 All right. And the heart. Yes. It is visually, it is the one most direct and unmistaking card in the deck. Featuring a heart pierced by three swords and gets a backdrop of dark clouds and rain. Yes. It deals with directly with heartbreak, sorrow, emotional pain, and heart truths. You know what?
Starting point is 01:18:03 You are going through heartbreak with your grandma. Yeah. That's probably what that means. Do you just talking Jorge's cheating? Oh my God. Wait, what? That? That didn't my name.
Starting point is 01:18:14 That or horace cheating. It's my man? Wow, my God. Not really just my man. Oh, my. Wow. You better go to all the runnings. Are you fully good for yourself?
Starting point is 01:18:27 Pull for your damn self now. I'll pull for myself. Here we go. What is it? And that's a can't have waking up every morning to do the morning show, dog. It's a full canzada. He's a dude in bed With his hands to his head
Starting point is 01:18:45 Like I'm tired I'm tired of To get to work That's a visual representation Of when Mona calls you In the morning To wake you up
Starting point is 01:18:56 For favor Dog, no, Pueh Should we pull on for Mona? Hold on, hold on I'm asking chat really quick I think we had time All right
Starting point is 01:19:05 I got to go fight with my men real quick That's taking forever a lot Come on. All right. So this is the seven of Pentecles. Oh. At its core, this card is about patience, reflection,
Starting point is 01:19:18 and evaluating the returns of your investment. The same thing is. Wait, wait, wait. I read the wrong one. Yeah. That's mine. That's mine. It's not even popping up for this one.
Starting point is 01:19:27 Damn. Oh, because your future can't be read because you already know it. I already. Yeah, it's not popping up for this one at all. Try again. Wow. See what happens? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:35 One more time. One more time. Okay. Okay, do one more time. Dude, can you do astrological signs too? Tell me what's going to happen for Tauro today or something.
Starting point is 01:19:45 Tauro! You're going to knowjar. Scorpio! Yeah, you knowgast. Sagittario! You're going to have hungry. It popped up.
Starting point is 01:19:58 Okay, what is it said? It is called the Nine of Swords, often called the Nightmare card. Oh, there is a night. Yeah, there is nine. It focuses on heavily anxiety, worrying, over thinking, and sleepless nights. It reflects mental distress
Starting point is 01:20:10 Where your thoughts are working against you You know what's crazy I haven't worrying about ticket sales for my shows And Or your wife is cheating So please Not at all So please go to the Lincoln buyer right now
Starting point is 01:20:25 And buy my tickets I'll be in a alcohol This weekend to tell you the truth About everything Okay Moni you ready? No We don't have time
Starting point is 01:20:34 Shoot with the J Shoot it! Playball! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. All right, you guys, LeBron James' daughter might be an agent one day because she's helping LeBron decide his next team. He said that his daughter is one of the biggest reasons behind his slow, free agency decision. It's been about, what, 21 days since he could have made a decision. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:00 And he's been dragging this out for three weeks now. 21. But he's saying it's because of a conversation that he had with his daughter. Listen to this. It's my almost 12-year-old daughter who was pulling. to wait a lot. Yep. You know, so, you know, going to my daughter, I was home for the 4th of July and I put it to the side and I was like, baby, I'm laying you know, I don't want you to hear from nobody else, but I won't be playing for the Lakers next year. I will be playing
Starting point is 01:21:26 somewhere else, so I won't be home all the time. You may not have an answer right now. You can give me an answer now. You can wait, you can write it down. Just want to know how you're feeling about it because you mean a lot to me. So he's kind of saying that she's helping him decide. What's crazy is that he means that he's going to be not at home, which his means that his family is going to stay here. Yeah, he's not saying. He's not saying that she's going to choose.
Starting point is 01:21:51 No, but he's saying like, where do you want me to go? No, he's saying, tell me your feelings. That too. But he said, like, I want you to tell me what your answer is. He didn't say that. Yeah. Play it. A daughter who was pulling the weight a lot.
Starting point is 01:22:05 Yep. You know, so, you know, going to my daughter, I was home for the 4th of July and I poured it to the side and I was like, baby, I'm letting you know. I don't want you to hear from nobody else, but I won't be playing for the Lakers next year. I will be playing somewhere else, so I won't be home all the time. You may not have an answer right now. You can give me an answer now. You can wait and you can write it down. I just want to know how you're feeling about it because you mean a lot to me.
Starting point is 01:22:33 So yeah, so like he wants an answer of like How you're feeling Yeah how you're feeling But also like where you would prefer For me to play No There's more to it No but there's more to it
Starting point is 01:22:45 Yeah yeah There's more to it He also said like her processing And everything is like holding up the whole decision Hey I'm not gonna be Daddy's not going to be home a lot Yeah At least you
Starting point is 01:22:55 Which is crazy because telling the team That you're not going to be there In their city As you know you're supposed to commit to not only the team, but you're supposed to commit to the city as well. Yeah. And if you're telling me you're not going to be in my city and practicing here and be, like, how is that going to work?
Starting point is 01:23:11 You know what I'm saying? Like, how is that going to work where he's going to leave every night after a game, after, you know? No, he's not going to be home. He's going to have like in a crib? Yeah. Like, I'm not going to be home a lot. I'm going to go probably play somewhere else.
Starting point is 01:23:22 And they probably have built such a life here that they're not going to move. You know, the sons are in school. They're already in, well, one's in the NBA, one's in school. Yeah. And then the daughter, too. So it's like, hey, just like I haven't been around, it's kind of probably going to get like that again. Right. Unless he's going somewhere where he already has a home, like in Cleveland, he already has a house.
Starting point is 01:23:43 Doesn't. I mean, he's a gazillioner. I know. He has a house anywhere. Yeah. He has a house of a railway. It's a monopoly with him. Hotel somewhere.
Starting point is 01:23:51 He has a house somewhere. Literally, yeah. Or he goes to the Clippers stays home. That could be it too. That's a possibility to know what it's talked about. But supposedly still. What if he says, I am not going to your team unless you grant my daughter. a full ride scholarship to whatever
Starting point is 01:24:05 city. The way he uses his children as pawns should be studied. I will not stay on the Lakers until unless my son has a full contract with them too. He gets him that. He does. I need to do that. They're probably not going to because of that comment that he just made, he's probably
Starting point is 01:24:20 going to, they're probably going to be sending his daughter DMs and stuff and trying to course. Concrete will not stay at Power 106 unless my children get jobs as DJs. That's right. You want to add anything for your kids? Yeah, and I want them to own K-Day.
Starting point is 01:24:41 I want them to own K-Day. I want my son, Chrisito, to be, you know, the homie Romeo's co-host. How old is he? He's seven. Might as well, the way this guy is. With the plot. Genius dad and helps his kids any way he can. But yeah, that was sports.
Starting point is 01:25:05 Except being there. Well, I wanted to give a guaranteed 3.5 million for the next five years. Yeah. So, well, P.O., get to it, buddy. P.O., P.O., P.O., get to it, buddy. All right, that was sports. I'm Rose Cranzvick for Brownback Mornings on Power 106. So, dude, we find out where he's going, no.
Starting point is 01:25:25 No. No, my goodness. Not at all. The daughter knows. No, she does. She's writing down her feelings in her journal. No, it's not what he cares about. He wants to know where he's going.
Starting point is 01:25:35 I think people are like are just over it. Like the, like, you know what? He doesn't know. Why, why? Because nobody's offering him anything. You think so? Yeah, he's like kicking it with different teams. They're like, good, bro.
Starting point is 01:25:46 Like, oh, good. Yeah. You're doing good. He's doing great. He's like that one guy at the end of the night after, you know, he's done with the guy. So what's about to get into? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:55 The party's over. Yeah. Yeah. So what are you gonna do tonight for? That's crazy. You need a right, bro. You can't stay here. You can't stay here, perro.
Starting point is 01:26:03 It's getting laid out. You're getting late, home. You guys to the morning? What else you got going? Thank you, babe. Do your wrap again. All right, that was sports. I'm Rose Cranes,
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