Brown Bag Mornings - 07/22/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🤥 FAT JOE’S SHOCKING SOFIA VERGARA LIE & 🩲 THE PULL-OUT METHOD BETRAYAL

Episode Date: July 22, 2026

We are diving into the "sazon" of Fat Joe’s storytelling as he finally confesses to adding a little too much flavor to his viral claims about Sofia Vergara! 🎤🤥 Things take a serious turn on the Homie Helpline as the squad tries to help Gabby understand why her man has completely changed his bedroom behavior following a tragic miscarriage. 🤰🥊We are also covering the chilling updates from the David Rivas preliminary hearing as the court sees horrifying evidence of Celeste Rivas’ murder. ⚖️🥀 Finally, we’re checking the facts in Hella Studious to see if your mom actually knows which of your best friends are total "snakes" before you do! 👩‍🏫🐍 [Edited by @iamdyre 😶] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (3:22) Homie Helpline (17:54) Chisme (21:37) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights a brown bag Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! Cheese Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, some serious news right now. Singer David, if you guys remember, we've been talking about it

where his Tesla was found with the body of 14-year-old Celeste Rivas inside all this member, right? Yesterday was actually the first day of a preliminary hearing, and I know there's been a lot of confusion people thinking like exactly what that is. But pretty much what a preliminary hearing is, it's pretty much like showing the judge all the evidence before to see like, okay, do we have

enough evidence to go on trial? And actually yesterday, before it even started, the LA district attorney came out and explained it as well. The point of a preliminary hearing where if prosecution's evidence is going to be tested before a judge, not a jury. We are not obligated nor will we be be presenting all the evidence at a preliminary hearing that we will be presenting at a trial to prove David beyond a reasonable doubt guilty of the three felony charges of which he has been charged. Yeah. So yesterday during the hearing, they were pretty much showing all the evidence, like pictures, video, things like that of how Celeste's body was actually found. Like they show like pictures of her being beheaded.

And what's crazy is that this is the first time that her parents, her family was actually there and they saw all these pictures. Horrible. It's awful, man. Yeah. Even a detective was saying he said, quote, there were maggots, there were flies. I don't know how to describe the other liquid matter.

When they found her body, things like that. That's decomposing stuff. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. And of course, David was there and he showed no type of emotion whatsoever. Like, he was seeing the pictures, he was seeing the evidence, all that stuff. Nothing. No emotion.

Yeah, I think sometimes they tell, like, the person that's on trial, like, don't show emotion. And it would like, it's... Yeah, but that's like saying, like, hey, when you eat this Chile, make it seem like it's not... No pica, yeah. Yeah. It's a lot. It's a lot of different. The problem is that he can't even admit that they were together.

No, I know. He mentioned to cops when they initially... interviewed him and I believe they showed footage of that in the court that he said oh yeah I only met her once and stuff like that yeah and then they proved through text messages through live streams and forth everything that they've known each other for longer yeah catching him in the lies he's definitely gonna deny it but the evidence that they showed and just the timeline we're talking about a man who reportedly allegedly killed her then a couple days later in an interview yeah and then he's referencing her in his music he's going on

where like nothing happened. He's going to act like nothing happened. Yeah. Horrible. Yeah, but the fact that he's just there, like, showing no emotion and until this day, he's still pleading not guilty. Yeah, I mean, if he's a stone cold killer,

then maybe he doesn't feel any emotion. Maybe he is psychotic like that. It's not social for you. Yeah. It's really bad. Now, this person's never hearing. It's supposed to last about three to five days too. So that yesterday was the first date,

but they're saying they're going to have witnesses called, things like that and a lot more evidence. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need a line. I mean phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. We might have just discovered some things about Gabby's man, according to concrete.

Yeah, according to me. See? According to America. Gabby hit us up. She said she's been with her man for about 10 years. They have a 7, 8-year-old daughter, and two years ago they went through a miscarriage, and she said ever since then, her man has been a lot different. he hasn't left it in.

He always pulls out when they get intimate. She also says she bought a house and he pays for the mortgage. She bought him a car. But she still feels like she doesn't know where he's at mentally with it. Then last week something really weird happened. He asked Gabby's sister, why doesn't Gabby like watching adult movies? And she was really confused why he would ask the sister that. And now she's just wondering, is he too into these movies?

It's just not into me? What's going on? Is he traumatized for our men? miscarriage. I have no idea what's going on. So she needs our help. And concrete things that. As gay. Yes. Almejor. You know. Oh, now you're not too much. I've seen this a movie before. Which one movie? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Be specific. Yeah, why are you in that category? Be specific. We're waiting. Because they're being intimate.

They're being intimate. Yeah. I could see him being traumatized with what happened. You lose your baby. You lose your baby and then you know how babies are made so you don't want to lose again, you know, go through it again. And everyone in their own time, you feel, stay quiet about your emotions all the time. Suffer in silence. Be a man.

But why do his emotions take him to asking his sister about things like that? True. Yeah, that part is. That part is. Why does the emotions take you there? What trauma leads you to that? to ask you in that question. Right.

Well, how does that lead you to gay? Statistically. Oh, what? Show me the same. It's just the math. I don't have a run. Oh, goodness. Yeah, see him.

All right. Don't ask for proof. Just believe me. Just take my word. Okay, we're going to go to college. And I guess what your take on this situation is, she essentially wants to know, like, hey, is it the miscarriage that he's traumatized by? Or is it something else?

Is he not into me? why is he being this way Mike in Granada Hills I'm gonna warn you before I go to you Mike do not say things that you told Umberto say it in the most polite not even PG

G like For the record Humberto used the words first so I was trying to be professional and polite Wait wait Don't Angie don't even ask I want to know now

No I'm curious You can't say all that And then not expect America to want to know No, 75 million people are listening to us today. No, okay, don't say it. You guys say it. No, enjoy.

No, I don't know. I will still have my job. Write it down, I'll say it. Nope. No, it's okay. It's okay. So, I mean, I don't know if they've talked post miscarriage. You know, it could be one of the things personal experience.

My ex-wife had really bad postpartum. And, you know, birth control tends to really mess the women's hormones up. So don't want to add that to the whole mix. So we just agreed on the post. method. And it helped, one, you know, we still enjoyed each other's presence, but from a personal aspect, growing up on a lot of these spicy movies, you tend to want to imitate, life wants to imitate art. So you kind of like, you kind of like watching the final scene. So to see yourself enact this final scene is rewarding to you, too. You know, the, the, the,

man in this situation enjoys the act as well, especially since I don't know if she mentioned where he's finishing. It could be one of those things too. You're imitating what you see on these spicy movies. You wanted to see it on her back. I get it because you saw that in the movies. Yeah, it's like marking your territory too in the sense too. All this is mine.

All this is mine. My property is mine. Marking and territory. You're lost? Are we talking about pee now? What are we talking about? No. What the hell?

People in jail for that. Is this Katie? Ah! This is getting out of control. Something tells me that Gabby's not going to get help this morning. Yes, she is. Nothing tells me that. So Mike, you're saying like it could be that.

It could just be the visual that he wants. Correct. And especially like I said, they're still being intimate, so it's not what concrete things. They're still enjoying each other. they have kids already. Again, I don't know if they've talked about kids post miscarriage. So maybe he's still just trying to be precautionous because, you know, they haven't gotten that green light yet.

Like, okay, before we make more babies, let me still do this. You know, plus if she starts watching these movies, like, you know, she asked her sister if she would watch, maybe she would like to see other endings in different locations. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Yeah. I get you. I'm just saying, how does.

Wait, you know how you guys don't like doing things? I'm just, that's where I'm confused at. What? How does a miscarriage lead to all this that we're saying that he's talking about right now? He just doesn't want to go through the process of losing up baby again. Oh, yeah. So he's like, hey, we don't want to go through that. That's traumatizing.

And also, we've all, as dudes, we've watched these things. And you want to be like the guy you've seen in the movies. Grand finale. Yes. We were right here. We all heard the same conversation. You're still caught up on. I get it.

I get it now. Loud and clear. And you know how you fools don't like doing things we tell you to do? Like if I say to do something, you're more likely, you'd be like, oh, I don't want to. So if she keeps being like, hey. Yeah, no kidding. You know, yeah, no. Now he wants to be a rebel.

Like, no. Like if you're already going to take out the trash, but then I tell you, hey, take out the trash, now you don't even want to do it. I was already taking it out. And now you're mad. See? Why don't you leave it? Why do you keep back? Now he let it build up.

I get to. All right. KPWRF, MHD1, Los Angeles, Power 106, LA's number one for hip hop. Gabby wants to know what's up with her man. They did have a miscarriage a couple years ago, unfortunately. And they do have a child together. That's about eight years old. And she's just wondering, like, man, we get intimate, but he does not, he does the pullout method.

And it just frustrates me. And I don't know. Like, what's up? I bought you a house. Like, I make sure I put in, like on the, like on, on the rent or not on the bills of the house, on the car, all of that. And it doesn't seem like you want me. Is she correct in thinking that or is it just like miscarriage stuff?

Let's go to Downey. Oscar, Buenos Aires. Buenos Aires. Talk to us, Oscar. What would you tell our homegirl Gabby? I think one, she needs to sit down with them and talk. I really think he is traumatized. Yeah.

My man needs therapy. As somebody that also went through a miscarriage with, with my wife, you know, you see everybody else having babies. You see everybody else, you know, enjoying life with their kids, right? Even though you have another kid, it's still kind of messes you up. And as somebody that thinks, you know, personally for me, I want to make sure that, you know, my wife doesn't feel that pain. So I don't know if he's also going through that. Like, I don't want her to feel that pain. So, like, we don't want to go through all of this again. So that, that's really hard. I bet. You, you like to, I mean, you, you admit it, though.

right to your partner? They talked about it. I did. And I think it takes a lot to tell that to your wife, your husband, especially, you know, as Latinos, we don't talk about our feelings, right? So getting to that point in time and life, you're like, oh, man, it takes a lot. So it might be that. It might be that he's just trying to not make anybody feel bad.

And so he's trying to bottle everything up inside. How long did it take you to tell your partner? You know, I'll be quite honest with you. I think I was at a certain point that it took me about a month or two where it just everything's that I broke down in front of everybody that asked me. So that's when I was like, I need to talk to, I need to talk to my wife about this. Yeah. I'm sorry.

At any point did you bring a pornography up to your wife? No. Okay. But I mean, with that, though, like me and my wife, we do watch those videos. I don't think it's to recreate that. I mean, I'm not, you know, agile or, you know, limber like those movies. So I can't. What do you search?

I can't say to that. You know, I mean, it might be one of those things that, I mean, recreate the scenes like the previous caller said. Yeah. You know, my leg doesn't go that high. Yeah, exactly. So, I mean. Babe, I can't pick you up. I can't pick you up, girl.

I can't pick you up, girl. Thank you, Oscar. Thank you for calling them. It goes, it's something. Yeah. And then maybe you're like, as a dude, you're like, I'm trying to protect you. This happened and I don't want you to go through it again.

I don't want to fill you with my venom. Yeah. It's going to hurt you. What? Yeah. It's painful, you know? You know? I'm trying to save you.

Basically Spider-Man. Come on, man. And he's getting called gay for it. Come on. Sit down and let's watch this movie together. We're your sister. We're your sister is crazy. Yeah, that's why.

We're just sister. Ah, I can't think straight. Britt. Britt in Upland. Good morning, Brit. Britt. Brett. Yes.

Hi, Britt. Can you hear me? Gabby's man is not fulfilling his duties as a husband. Okay. He's not feeling her. Yeah. So she wants to know with something up, man. And this plus a bunch of other stuff that's going down in their relationship, but she's really tripping on that.

Britt, what do you have to tell her? I got two takes. So one, maybe he's got a little bit of a porn addiction. And, you know, maybe their sex life isn't looking like what the movies are looking like. And I want to say like he's disinterested because obviously he still likes her, but maybe just a little bored. And then my other take is, I mean, Concrete could be onto something. He could be gay. because I have an uncle who has nine kids and was married for more than a decade

and then all of a sudden decided he was gay and now he's married to a man and it's just one big happy family now but like life happens you know yeah but in order to have those kids your uncle shot up the club yeah that's true that's true probably a good good this guy did too but maybe he doesn't want to have nine kids trying to figure out you know what he like he's like dude I don't want to have no more kids I'm freaking gay. After the ninth one? No, no, no. This guy, Gabby's man.

Gabby's man's probably like, dude, I don't want to What? I am not trying to do all this and then leave nine kids fatherless. He's not born. He's not. Because I run away with Pablo or something. Great.

How did your aunt take it? How did your aunt take it? Because you said now they're a big happy family. Yeah, she wasn't mad. And, like, I don't know if she knew I was younger. So, like, I don't think I could tell because I wasn't old enough to, like, you know, fully comprehend all those things. And no one really mentions if they always knew. But, like, as far as I could tell, there's no animosity.

She was cool with this. So, I mean, it could have been a lavender marriage for all we know. But there was no problem. You know what I mean? Like a married, like a beard almost? Lavender marriage. Yeah. She knew.

Like, she knew what was going on. This is just for the society to look at you. For the vibes. Yeah. Wow. Thank you, Britt. Nine kids. Nine kids.

Nine kids. Nine kids. Yeah. Oscar. Oscar. Oh, Scott. Neista L.A. This is not Delo.

Yo, yo, what's going on, brown, I'm back? Oscar. Talk to Gabby. She wants to know what's up with her man. The man isn't shooting up the club like she wants him to and she kind of feels like, dang, is he not interested in me? They had a miscarriage before. And so that's really something that's top of her mind.

and now she has other things that should be on the top of her mind and on the bottom of him or top of him whatever you want Okay Oscar All right so you know I think honestly I think with the miscarriage You kind of like put a damper on their Their sex life or whatever they had before

And maybe when that happened it kind of like You know obviously something dramatic like that Isn't something you just get over right away So maybe she wasn't as fun to him So he's trying to introduce other stuff, though, I guess, into their life to hopefully get that spark back. I'm kind of with Concrete, though. I don't know where in his right mind that he'd think it was okay to ask his sister,

something like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. You know what I mean? Like, he must already have them thoughts kind of initiated in his head with her sister, though. So that's also a red flag right there. She needs to be careful with it. Yeah, that's also a category on those videos, too, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, Oscar? You know Concrete? Yeah. I've never seen him, but. Sounds like you guys do. me the other day. It's a good category. Oscar's agree.

Sister-in-law got stuck in the dryer. What? What? I'm going to end it. Don't end this. This is getting good. All right. What would you like to say?

Continue then. Gabby. Is gay. And quidate. Okay. Don't have more kids because you never know. one no No,

about what? Anything. I don't know. Go ahead. You see? See? See? I should think

it when I'm going on. Dude, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! She's Mation with Angie. Okay. Fat Joe.

Finally I admitted to being a big, fat liar, you guys. Hey, he's slimmer now. He's slimmer now. Yeah. Well, he's a big fat liar still. Oh. Okay.

You know how normally, like, he's known for always. having these stories and people are always saying like nah he's lying the one that I'm always thinking about is the one where he says like I robbed the whole gym and then even the person that I robbed helped me get the stuff out oh gosh you guys know that one right yeah yeah the kids at the gym I like the one uh oh so you go ahead he talked about him being joy crack because his butt crack show not because he was selling crack yeah wow you're right yeah he was in prison and then he said everybody get up right now

and I run this now and everybody's just like okay. Yes, sir. Let's go, fat Joe. Yes. You are my master now. Or he slapped the biggest gangster in New York inside the bathroom. Oh, yeah. These are real stories. I know they are. I know they are. And then remember how he said, I bailed out

Justin Bieber. That was a good one too. I honestly don't know what's true and what's not. All tales. Everything's true. But now apparently he's saying that he has a story that apparently his wife almost slapped Sophia Vergara. Listen. Sophia Vergara.

For some reason, she wanted to hang with us all night long. And I'm there. My wife, and my wife go from Columbia to like, this bitch doing around us so long. She's sitting there and looking like,

and this woman, she's like, you're the patron. You run this shit in New York. I know. She wasn't going to get away with nothing, though. She almost got stabbed up right quick. It was just too much fun. So he's saying that Sophia Vergara told him he's the patron.

You run this. She had to watch her bag because his wife was about to. Slap her. No, stab her. Either one. He's like, for some reason, she wanted to hang with us on that. Yeah, dude. He's all like, oh my God.

Take a humble brag. You know, why us? But she wanted to because we us. He's the patron, bro. I love it. I love it. She said, you're the greatest rapper Joe. But he went on the comments and he said,

Sophia is a great person. I definitely added the sason to the story and my wife loves her. So what part was that? I think all of it, dude. He can't even say her name right. Sophia Bagara. Do you know who Sophia Baguari is? Sophia Vergari?

He said three different ways. Him trying to clean it up in the comments makes me think it's true now. I don't think so, dude. Why is he trying to clean it up? Because he's trying to, he's talking to his boys. He's talking to Jayda, yeah. For the pot. Yeah, it's for a pot.

And then they make it a clip and then it's going viral. And his wife is probably like, what you mean? That didn't happen. I didn't want to stab her. Yeah. Like, are you kidding? Yeah, why would you say that I want to stab her, dude? And why would you think she's flirting with you, bro?

She never called you at the patron. Yeah. She said past the patron. Maybe that's what he heard. Yeah. It's because with Fat Jo, if it doesn't end in some form of thuggery or violence, it's not gangster. Oh, God. I just yet to go that way, though.

It's good entertainment, I guess. He's hilarious. It's funny. I don't know what to believe it. It's funny, but just don't believe it. Yeah. Yeah, it's that. It's entertaining.

It's entertaining. Entertainment purposes only. Yes, exactly that. Great stock. Hell of studios. What's 9 plus 10? Talk your life Look at this studio

Ooh Researchers say that Oh my Stop moving Your freaking laptop I'm sorry I'm sorry That's it

No more Come on I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry that this has Happened This fool I know

I'm just I'm just I'm just trying to do my segment Yeah I just want to work I know I know you do I came here to work I know you did

We all did And then we have people Just fooling around Yeah I don't like Getting paid to do nothing Yeah I think he said I work for the vibes

You prepped for this I prepped for this, man, for a really long time. Some of us prepped, the night before. Yeah, same. You know what? According to the study, my mom's right about you. Yes. You don't want to see me win.

Say that. Say that. Because this new study says that moms, that, you know, moms know your best friends better than you know your best friends, and they know when a best friend is not good for you. And it says children who believe their mothers disapprove of their best friends were more likely to see those friendships end within the following school year. over than the following regular person year.

Maternal disapproval didn't just push the child away from the friend. It also made the friend feel less supported in the relationship. Have you guys ever had a friend kind of like shunned away by your mom? Shined away by my mom. My mom was like, my mom loved all my friends. Yeah, same here. Yeah. No.

My mom knew all my, most of my friends, especially in high school, are like no good. Yeah, my mom would always say, huh, Dime with who and I'm going to tell you He's a cholo vagabundo

And he's like, damn Yeah Ricardo doesn't have a home Mom, he's homeless That's not his small mom He's trying to get a home By hanging around me So they can rub it off on him

Now get us some McDonald's right now Please He needs it So this is more like If she don't like them Those friendships Usually end within a year Because now you feel that pressure

From your mom to like, now you start looking at your friends sideways. She's manifesting it. It's not like she's like. Right. She's making it happen. Yeah. That's that.

Researchers also caution that ending a friendship through maternal pressure may backfire. That says children who lose close friends don't always replace them with better ones. And some aid them more vulnerable and negative peer influences as a result. So sometimes when you get rid of that your mom wants you to get rid of, you end up. You end up hanging out with another food that's worse, the real killer. Real killer. Yeah. It was a cholo,

but no it was. And now I'm in a gang. And now, I'm in a gang. I got to get out of here because I got to drive by at 7.30. So don't listen to your mom about friends

or do listen to your mom about friends. I don't think you should. I think you should go with your heart. Go with your corazon. Your corazon. Your corazon. Go with your core zone. Thank you.

Thank you, brother. All right. All right. All right. Highlights of brown bag.