Brown Bag Mornings - 07/23/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 👽 LIL WAYNE’S TIME-TRAVELING ALIENS & 🚗 OPRAH’S BUMPER CRASH OUT

Episode Date: July 23, 2026

We are diving deep into Lil Wayne’s latest investigation where he claims the Roswell alien "J-Rod" isn't from another planet, but a time-traveler from our own bug-eyed, hairless future! 🛸🧠 On Petty Police, the squad is absolutely floored to learn that billionaire icon Oprah Winfrey once ended up face-down in the gravel after clinging to her boyfriend's car bumper during a toxic breakup. 🚗💨 Things get heavy on the Homie Helpline as "Termite" seeks a way to win back the fiancée he put through four years of drug-fueled chaos and a wild "hit by a car" guilt trip. 💔🩹 We’re also reacting to Canelo Alvarez officially hijacking Halloween weekend for his next fight, potentially ruining spooky season parties for boxing fans everywhere. 🥊🎃 Finally, the crew debates whether evolution will eventually turn us all into short, hairless underground dwellers living like ants just as Wayne predicted! 🐜🌎 [Edited by @iamdyre 🤺] Chapters (00:00) Box Talk (3:09) Petty Police (6:52) Homie Helpline (21:01) Investigation Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag. Box talk. I love this. Because we have been talking about Canelo and how his dates that are historically been on Cinco de Mayo weekend and Mexican Independence Day weekend. So one in May and one in September. It's like, dang, everybody's taking his freaking dates.

Yeah, just let him go. Yeah, Dei Benavinez took the single of a mile-ish date. You know? And it's like, what is he going to do now? He took being a villain to a whole other level. Check out Canelo announcing when his next fight is going to be. October 31. Oh, that's the goal.

Halloween. Yeah, Halloween. Okay. Some problems in my family. Yes. October 31st, Halloween, also the day of Canelo. That's cool. Is it a Saturday?

Yeah, this year it's a Saturday. Oh, he's going to start taking October 31st weekend And also it will probably be the Adelos Muerto's weekend Oh, yes, yes, yes, he's going to make it his I like that October 31 he's like, oh, Halloween, he's like, oh, yeah Oh, see, so, he's doing this is ruining Halloween parties Yeah, that's true Or making them

They're going to stop, like it's going to be stopped temporarily And then everybody's going to back to the Halloween or whatever You're going to be dressing a funny costume just watching I know, just watching them beat the crap out of each other I love that for us. This is right there, that Chapulinkoro, just watching the fight. And we're going to be broadcasting live for Vegas.

How many people are going to dress like Canelo for Halloween now? Tight. My kids did it first. Oh, yeah. My kid was Canelo when he was like two years old. We were scraping his hair orange. Conno, three. Trico three.

He comes out, like his entrances are like Michael or I don't know, like Yorona. Girona, like you theme it up. Come up in costume? Yeah. Well, like the sound and stuff like that. I think you'd kill it literally. Yeah. So, yes.

You may have the single Mio Day. You may have the Mexican Independence Day weekend, but look at us now. We will now be having Halloween weekend as boxing fans. Wow. Halloween. Happy Halloween. That's dope. Okay.

Trico three. Well, tell your kids, you're not going to be trick-treating. No, have trick-or-three. Because you're going to be in Vegas, bro. Again, Dad. He's leaving again today. Do you live here? Oh, that's when his kids don't know.

Yeah, because he's the one day, he's like, are you going to sleep over? He travels a lot for me. That's so sad, dude. But you wanted this life. Then he's like, I want some more work. Let me work in the morning. Like, weekends are not enough.

What else can I do? Let me not be there when they wake up. Who's on our power at that 6 o'clock? I need a night job. Oh, my God. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty.

You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty and pettiest. Oprah Winfrey. We know her as a legend, a TV game on point. Yep.

Gazillionaire. Rich. Yes. Oh, yeah? Very. She did that, though. She deserved every penny she has. But what did you know once in a time?

Oprah Winfrey was a little toxica. No way. Yes, doing petty things with her petty boyfriend. Yeah, she was talking to actress Ki-E Palmer. No, not him. No, no, this was when she was in her early 20s. Look at what happened and see if you see yourself in her ladies. Listen.

Was a guy whose bumper I was holding on to one point. Literally. Literally. Holding onto the bumper. Of his car? No. Dotton Z. I love you.

Dotson Z. Dotson Z. He pulls off and I like fall. My knees all in the gravel and the whole thing and all the apartment is looking at you and you're like, it's all right? Yeah, I know. I've been there. This is. So, so.

And so that guy, that guy had said to me the problem with you, baby doll, is that you think you think you're special. And I'm like, no, I'm not. I don't think I'm special. No, I don't. and he was leaving and had slammed the door and I ran after him and I'm holding on to the bumper of the Dotson Z. Yeah, I think I was 23, 24.

That is so funny. He ruined it. Do you guys know what a Dotson Z is? Those cars are a two-door banger. Made out of metal. Like they're full metal. But it's such like a car that like nobody, like it's, I don't know. It's like a titanium, though.

Yeah, those things are steel. I don't know the car, but I knew it was old. It's a two-door. It's a two-door dots. It's a car they don't make anymore. Put it that way. You know what I'm saying? Actually, just made one.

A new one? Yeah, they brought a new one. Yeah, they brought her back. The streets were calling for it. But they're like, heart the... Well, now they got a whole new storyline today. The Dotson Z. Have Oprah hang off the back of this.

Yes. They just break their knee on the back of a Dots and Z, you guys. Oh, I like that. That's crazy. That is. That full told her the problem with you, baby girl, is that you think you're special. Oh. Damn.

Hey, you know he was a stone cold player. And the fact that she's like, no, I'm not special. So that. Oh, my God. He said the toxicity in the story. She was special the whole time. The whole time she was. I know that guy's sick to his stomach when he saw her just get richer and richer and richer and richer.

Getting her car? She has a school? She gave away cars to the whole audience. For real. That story trit me out. She said after that, though, she needed to take herself, like, more seriously as far as, like, her value as a girl. She's like, there's people in my family that I saw go through this and kind of be downplayed

and not fair out really one and never wanted to be them. And boy, did she not be them? No. Man. She's that a crazy story. She doesn't want to be a crash out. I know. Good for her, though, because it's like you kind of, I look at Oprah like she's always been

successful, but she had her hard times too. Yeah, she did. Man, she was on a way of my daughter, huh? She was. Yes. I'm not special. I'm nothing. I'm worried.

Don't leave. I never thought I'd relate to her, dog And that's why fools are mean to you, girls Not because you don't have it But because they know that you'll be like, No, I am, just to get their approval. They know you'll hang off the bumper. They will, they will.

Do Faito's looking like Shrek. Tell me you, you're not special. You want you special, baby. Hang on. Hang on to the al-Camino baby girl. That's easy. All right, that was petty police. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. You need a line? I mean phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. Termite just won't let it go. All right. Termite hit us up.

He needs our help. He's 25. He's been with his fiancee for about five years. She's 30. They have a three-year-old daughter. He proposed her and everything. And once his dad passed away, he really went through it. For four years, he had periods of drug abuse, not coming home, all this stuff,

leaving her home crying at night. He mentioned he had OD'd too. Yeah, twice. Yeah. And she told him, like, I can't do, like, it's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah. And he used to be 400 pounds, but he finally turned his life around.

Got sober, dropped almost 150 pounds, been in the gym, all this stuff. But now she's saying, I still don't want to be with you. It's too little too late. And it's possible she's just too damaged from everything that happened prior to just not accept, like, how he's a new and changed person. Yeah. She's like, ah, you just put me through too much. Yeah. So now he wants to know if he should keep fighting for his family or just realize it's too late and let her go.

And also it seems like he's not going to take just let her go for an answer because we've told him many different ways, and English banning, Portuguese, all of that. I can't accept it. That's the love of his life right there. He's like, she's going nowhere. But then why even ask like, should I let it? And we're like, yeah, you know, you can't. It will shatter me.

Okay. He still has hope. You know, they still sleep in the same bed. to still live together. She still says I love you when she leaves, you know, for work and stuff like that. That says a lot, though. That says a lot, as well. That he's being a man.

No, I think, I mean, there's something there keeping her there. If she would have walked away, she would have left. I do think, I mentioned, I do think she cares about him. And clearly she doesn't want him to go down the road that he's already previously been on over a loss, you know? But there's part of that that has to protect yourself. And sometimes you got to leave people you love. You know, I do think that for her, she's seeing it like that. Yeah.

Because this, all these things can be taken into account. Look, I change. And it gets you on your heart. Like, oh, my gosh, he is. But it's like, was he thinking about that when she was with a baby crying, calling for him, asking him, hey, I'm here for you, what's wrong? And all of that. At a bit of it's like, well, not the time for him.

But just because it wasn't time for you, doesn't mean she's going to be here when it is, and when you're ready. Yes? And it seems like she's on that part. Like, I just can't get over certain things. Tell that to us part. No, they're not, are they married? No.

They're still engaged? Engaged, yeah. Oh. All right. All right. Termite wants to hear how everybody else did it. There has to be people out there that have gone through a similar situation where the spark was just gone. How did you relight it?

What did you do in that moment of like, dang, she don't want me anymore. What can I do? What can I do? And he needs to figure it out. Joe, Joe and El Paso. Good morning, Joe. Good morning, guys. You sound like you're in a pass-a-oh.

Hey, Joe, talk to us. What would you tell the homie termite? Man, he's going to have to do a lot of work, and it's not going to be easy. It's going to be a lot. That happened with me. What you do? Hold on, hold on, brother.

Are you speaking, like, on speakerphone or walkie-talkie? Or can you put me to your ear? Yeah. Put me to your ear. Two seconds. Yeah, yeah. Because I want to know. How about now?

A little better. It happened to you too. No, not really Not much Because I'm on the road, guys That's okay But yeah So, yeah, no

I did a lot Because me and my wife We were at the point We're of divorce And she was Checked out She was like, I'm done Because, yeah, I was

Malandro Being out there When we first got together And I wouldn't leave her at home crying, though but yeah, she would definitely hate me. And, yeah, no, after a while, like, I kind of clicked into a little by little. I didn't want her to go. And I just ended up starting to, like, I'll get up an hour before she would get up to go to work.

I'll get her copy. Then I'll be getting her to work. And then I would go to work. And then in between the chances I could get out of work, when I get out of work, I'll be at home, I'll cook. I take her out on week of days. Like, we became teenagers again. As we progress, and, like, maybe after a couple of months of just going back and forth, like, doing every single thing that she loved and liked brought it out of me

because now I'm more of a attentive person. Before, I used to be, like, I'll let it go. So you gave it, she gave it effort, and that effort helped it. Oh, funny. You want to leave. Now you want to. Do all the stuff. Now you know my favorite coffee.

Now you know my favorite flowers. You can wake up early now. You want to go. Oh, well, but I had to walk out the door. I had to cold shoulder you for you to get this. You want to go eat, right? Just go eat. Paran 106 number one for hip hop in Mission Viejo.

Shout us to other people of the mission, Vuejo. They need all, you know, men need to learn sometimes, you know. It seems like you knew. The hard way, you know, pooricitos. Men do need to learn. sometimes and maybe the hard way but that doesn't mean that women have to be the one that like has to put up with it teach us what yeah like what the girl goes through

like yeah cool you guys take time to learn you got to learn the hard way you got to go through seven girls to know that the one you had the whole time is great but what about that why does she have to go through that why should saying it again they don't make them like these oh my god well the dude wasn't thinking about all that when he was doing the dirt He's like, wait, I heard your feelings? I was just thinking about me. I was just thinking about me. I had demons had a fight.

That's what it was. Okay, all right, all right. What would you tell him, Monica? Well, first, I would say don't give up. I mean, love is love. And if he really loves her, he would do anything and anything to, you know, have his girl. But I do think that he did do this for a long period of time where he wasn't there. and he would leave her.

It was like, what, four years? He just, he can't expect her to just turn around and love him all over again like she did before, just in months. I mean, he did it in four years. I mean, I feel like he should at least work on it a little more and not expect her to just turn around just because he's turned around. I went through something similar. Unfortunately, we didn't get back together. I just completely checked out and I was done. I said, okay, this is it.

But I think more it was for me. I think for my decision, it was the best because he still wasn't changing. If he would have changed, I think I would have, you know, went back. If he was a good back, then definitely I would have stood. But I just feel like it wasn't the same for me. Like for him, I just feel like he should keep trying, don't give up. But it will take time. He just needs to have patient.

And if she decides, you know what, I need to go. for a while for me to get back into you, then he should let her go because if he really loves her, you're going to let someone that you love go to let them be happy and let them be free. I mean, that's what I feel. If you love something, let it go.

If it comes back, it was yours. If it doesn't want it to be. DMX and photo bucket showed me that. Throw it. It's a boomerang. It's a boomerang. James, James and Eastlos. James.

Okay, James, you're actually similar to what happened with our guy termite. I think he might learn a lot from your story, bro. Oh, okay. Hey, good morning, everyone. How you guys doing? What up, dog? Good morning.

Talk to us, brother. Yeah, so I was with my girl for almost 12 years. And towards the end of those 12 years, I was doing a lot of self-sabotaging. I was doing drugs, and I was always going out. And, you know, getting into trouble all the time, being in the streets and stuff. So she checked out. And same thing, she told. told me she checked out she told me she didn't love me no more all the same things that he's hearing

and uh i realized that was a problem like there was no way around that i was a problem i i destroyed the relationship and i was just like him like nah you know what i can't let it go i just can't accept the fact that um that you don't want to be with me anymore so i started changing same thing i went sober i was a chunky guy lost a little bit of weight i became we have two kids together i became more present father better father but what i i need to tell him is you need to give her her her space to heal now bro like you did your thing you went into rehab you got sober you fixed yourself give her her space now to to heal from the problems you caused for her and all the pain that you caused her and me and my lady we're back together now because i did we were separated for almost the year i gave her her

space i gave her her time to heal we were always talking but yeah he needs to stop being so pushy like hey i'm I'm better now, so love me now. It don't work like that. No. It doesn't. I took out the trash. Are we going to be good now? Yeah.

No. Yeah. Yeah. No. You need to give her her time to heal. Yeah. Yeah. You need to give her her time to heal now.

You fix yourself. Props to you, my boy. It takes a lot to do stuff like that. To leave the street and to leave drugs. Yeah. Give her her space now. I'm not saying, you know, don't give up on the relationship and don't give up on her. But give her space.

Give her time. She needs to fix. What. issues you guys going on. You're like suffocating her right now. Yes. Pressure. Pressure.

Yeah. Yeah. You cannot force her to love you, bro. It don't want it like that. Let's go, James. Come on. That's good. That's amazing.

If she wants you to do things, just do whatever you can around the house. And don't be like, all right, now is it time for the friki, friki, please. Yeah, don't do that. Take it time.

Take it time. It's going to sick one, food, cut the grass. Manuel. Manuela. Manuela is there? Yeah? No.

No. It's not the thing. But then what are you do another girl? No. No. Just be patient. Oh, just be patient.

Oh, just nothing. Just pray to God. Just pray to God. When you're horny? Mm-hmm. It's God. Pray it away. Get this away from me right now.

God, please. Yeah. What's the horny prayer? This is out like. Dios. I see that. I'm saying. I'm saying, God.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. it's a good when you're horny. I don't have one. You don't pray? I don't, oh, come on, man.

Help him. It's private. Oh, I love to study it. Hey, termite. Termite. Termite. How are you doing? My guy.

Termite, you got some really good insight. I know it. See, I had hope. I'm just like, he's all happy. He's like, I'm so happy.

I know what I got to do now. I know what I got to do now. I love it. No more vendors. No more vendors. Is it, hey, if you get her back, if you get her back, don't revert to your old wages because you got her back. No, I won't.

You didn't go home. Like, you know what? I appreciate all the advice. It was really good advice. And you know what? I forget what's her name, the other girl that was on before James. She said something really good that got my attention, like, you know, and, man, those are some really powerful stuff, you know.

What I got your touch? Yeah, what was it? It was like, you know, if I didn't. but give her her space a little, you know what I mean? Let her heal a little. And, you know, just keep pushing forward, do the little things that she really wants me to do. And those things are the ones that are going to be big. Some of those things that are now, the main one wasn't really because of all the stuff back then,

but that was one of the main, you know. So it's like helping out a little bit more doing this, doing that, be more there. Take the kids. Yeah, take the kids out, let her sleep in on a Sunday, you know. Do little things like that. Stop pressing her. Stop pressuring her. I know.

I know. Stop telling. And if all else fell- What? Don't tell her I love her or what? Oh, no, tell you love her. But if all else fell, you tell her, hey, me I'm gonna tell her, my God.

Oh, my God. That's just a word. I know you told her that! I knew it. You told her that? Hey, he knows. I did, I'm not gonna lie. Oh my God.

See, no, my God. Me what my time? Man, what are my talk? She goes, if you leave, she goes, I really know how you are. She goes, just spend the night. You're going to end up leaving and you're going to want to do these matters. And I was like, I was like, I took off. I had to take off.

And then I drove back and I was like, can you let me in? And then she didn't want to and then you thread into. I was like, babe, please. Abra the door or that or that may be in the Normandy. I'm gonna go at the middle of a bird and get hit my car. Yeah. I'm gonna keep fighting her. Don't threading her. Don't guilt trip her.

Don't get the trash. Don't do that. She's a really good. She's a really really good. I know she is. I can tell she is. Small disclaimer. We count around so never, don't ever do that. Don't ever, you know.

Say it again. No. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. Oh, my bad.

Oh, my. Oh, my. My bad. Oh, my bad. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, we don't condone that here, dog. It's just jokes. Neither does the Lord.

Neither does the Lord. We're just kidding, fool, okay? No, but he really did it. He actually did it. Well, he was kidding, though, right? No, I wasn't. Oh, God. Brown Bag Morning's Investigates.

Ooh, get ready, my friends, because I think none other than the alien on this planet, little Wayne, just cracked the code. He just blew this whole thing right open. What do you mean? About aliens. That's crazy.

Okay, so he was on a podcast with a little Dicky, and he was talking about, hey, you know how we're looking for aliens? You know, the only alien we've ever been able to talk to is the fool that fell in Roswell. Historically, there was like a crash, and there was little like aliens and all of that. They tried to night, covered up. He says then they named that alien J-Rod. Like, for some reason. That's crazy. They named him J-Rod, and they were trying to get J-Rod back to wherever J-Rod is from.

What planet? But what Jayrod ended up telling the United States, the government, the men in black, is going to trip you out. How little Wayne knows all of this stuff? I don't know. But he made so much sense. We need to stop looking at aliens from what planet they came from and instead ask another question. Listen to this. How can we help you out here?

I'm not from another planet. He said I'm from another time. He said that your world will end in a cataclysm. And some people will make it. A lot of people will. And they'll have to move within, live within the planet, basically like ants. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that civilization, you know, that time will last so long that we'll adapt to live in there.

Right. And just like we adapt to everything else, we're going to start adapting to being an insect and just like an insect. And we're devoid of light. That's why aliens' eyes are so big. Because they don't, whatever they came from, there's no light. And it's in the atmosphere is so dense. That's why they don't grow. That's why they don't grow too tall because the atmosphere don't allow.

to they don't eat the same food that's why they don't get so big like that wow we're gonna be so basically what the bible says it's gonna end in the cladoclismic event well what the bible say that yeah yeah that the world would end in the cataclysmic event the oceans and yeah that's what the bible says you're just kind of mumbling yeah it's sound like yeah hold on i'm already trying to understand yeah did little wayne just not describe himself Because you guys, big guys. No, do you guys get it? Because we could be laughing at it.

Or it could really be the truth. No. That the aliens are really us in the future. Yeah. I've seen that movie. What movie is that? I forget that. And something would happen to our earth, a cataclysmic event where the people that survive,

which I like knowing that we're going to survive. It's happening before. No, no, no. And we'd have to dig into the ground and live there. It has to be thousands of years for evolution to take place. You'd have to be down there for thousands of years and then you grow the bug eyes. You don't really need hair anymore.

You're down there so you're going to be skin like hairless, right? And you're short because everything's so compact under there. You don't really got movement to move to grow. So that's why the aliens are short, bug-eyed and hairless. So that's going to be our future. It's our evolution. It's the evolution of the world. No.

What else do we get? Do we get any positives? I don't know. We survived. We survived. That's the positive. Yeah. I don't think we got to choose, Doug.

I don't think aliens are like, oh, we got it not exist. Oh, man. Oh, man. This is bad news. Or, like, one of the, one of the dinosaurs turned into a chicken. I don't think he got to choose. Yeah, there's no positive. You went from, like, a cool dinosaur, like, a little chicken.

Evolution. Evolution. But, like, we survived. Like super strength or, like, super mind powers. Clearly, that. Yeah. They can go back in time. Dough.

That flying saucers. You can pick you up with just going like this. They can probe you? Yeah. Whoa. You know what you have to have? Lyrical telekinesis. That's corrupt.

That's not little. Oh, my bad. Yeah. My bad. All right. Well, that was Brad McMorne's investigation. We're on the case. We'll tell you more.

Little Wayne, we need to talk to you. For real. Little Wayne, I don't know if they're going to allow you to keep speaking, by the way. You know too much. He always said, we are not the same. I am a alien. I'm telling you. He knows something.

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