Brown Bag Mornings - 08/07/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🐱 THE KITTY POUNDER’S REVENGE & 💰 DRAKE’S MILLION DOLLAR TRICKING

Episode Date: August 7, 2026

We’re ringing it back with the most viral Homie Helpline of 2026 as "The Kitty Pounder" reveals she was fired because of her radio appearance and served with papers at a funeral—but she’s bouncing back with a new michelada hustle! 🐱🍺 Petty Police goes digital with a gyrating Trey Songz Roblox character that has the R&B singer hitting the block button in real life. 🎮🚫 We’re also breaking down Drake’s "Strong Women, Stronger Drinks" event, where he handed out Hermes Birkins and luxury cars like they were candy. 👜🏎️ Because Don’t You Know I’m Local, we are investigating if Paul Wall’s wife is the secret reason the "clean" rapper finally started cussing. 🎤🧼 Finally, Hella Studious delivers a public service announcement on which spirits, from whiskey to tequila, are scientifically proven to make you want to throw hands! 🥃🥊 [Edited by @iamdyre 👽] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (3:31) Petty Police (7:18) Homie Helpline (14:14) Rap Sheet (19:47) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag. Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! She's Mason with Angie. Okay, we've all been in relationships. Some of us are in current relationships, right? Yeah, I tend to.

What? You're single, fool, you're single. But what happens when in the relationship, you're the bad influence? Okay. I feel like I'm a bad influence on my relationships because I'm in nightlife. And a lot of these girls that I date aren't. really into nightlife. So I'll get them like to go out to like drink and stuff like that.

And it's just like, great. You're the bad influence in the relationship. Just take a shot. Come on. Let's party it up. Come on. Let's see. Come on.

It's a little hangover, girl. That's it. So I'm like, I always feel bad. You lure the mouth? That's creepy. Yeah. Okay. Well, actually, Paul Wall, you guys remember Paul.

Right? Of course. From Grills. What it do, baby. It's the Iceman Pawwaw. I got my mouth looking something like a disco. I got the diamonds in the ice I'm instead

I might cause a cold front if I take a deep grip What I do is power I'm the people's champ My chain light up like a lamp Cause now I'm back with the camp Damn Yeah

Apparently his wife It's actually the bad The bad influence in the relationship What? I did not know that Apparently before they even got together He did not curse at all Like if you listen to his music

He did not curse one single word That's what he said I never noticed that He's like, he actually commented on somebody saying, like, I never noticed that Paul Wahn never cussed in any of his songs. What? And he's like, not to clarify, I didn't cuss at all until I met my wife. And then she basically made me cuss.

But still, it wasn't too much. What? He was crashing out because of her? So he was over here. Who would have known that the whole time he was like, you biscuit eating bulldogs over there? I had no idea. He didn't cut. I mean, I just assume every adult cusses in some way.

Yeah, right? In some way or form. He's from Texas. they cuss every other two seconds of them. Yeah. Everything is... Why can't even say it? Yeah, damn, that's crazy. And so his wife had like a potty mouth or something?

I don't know. He's like, I went through an era where I cuss more than usual. But now lately I've been cleaning it up. Cleaning it up. That's really crazy. I never noticed that his music, he never cussed. Yeah, me neither. He did a good job of that.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah. But apparently his wife is a bad influence. That happens. You ever been a bad influence in your partner? Honestly, currently with my boyfriend Marcus, I'm the bad influence.

What? What are you doing? I made him gain weight. Oh. It's like, I'm hungry, but I want a snack, you know? Yeah. He went from a large to an exo. Damn.

How much weight did he gain? I don't know. I don't ask him, but I just know. That's a big jump right there from a large to an extra large. That's crazy. Oh, hell no. I think I'm a bad influence a little bit on Jordan. You are?

My girl, yeah. Because there's like times when she's like, I don't want to drink. And I'm like, just have one. Like, loosen up. I'm like, come on, grandma. Like, you know what I'm saying? That's literally what it is. Like, just have some fun.

Yeah. And then she's like, okay, you know. And then I'm just like, the next day she's like, I'm so dehydrated. I'm like, because she lives on the line of like dehydration. So I'm like, oh, maybe I shouldn't do that. Yeah, you shouldn't be doing that. Vic, we get mad when they drink too much, huh? Yeah.

Oh, what the hell? Control your liquor. Even though we're the ones that are like, hey, just have fun. Yeah. Okay. So we can all agree that we're all. all the bad influence. Yes, we are.

Yes, we are. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest.

Pretty and pettiest. And all Trey songs, your women problems never end. Oh, nah, nah. I'm about to spend all this cash. Oh, nah, nah. If you keep shaking. Okay, there's this user on social media. She goes bad news.

Erica. And it seems like she likes Trace songs so much that she built like a little mini Tray songs in the game Roblox. Okay. But the thing is she makes Trace songs like jirate inside Roblox. So he's like if you're in Roblox people look like little squares. Yeah. Right? And so like the bottom of him is rolling while different audio pieces like this play. See if I snuck up in your bedroom touch you while you sleep. Oh, would you act surprised as if you didn't know it's me.

Yes. I came to steal your heart, girl. Don't call a police. What's that? I only want a part, girl, really just a piece. Oh, my goodness. If you show me the money, then I'm going. Okay, sorry.

That's a questionable lyric. Yes, I'm like, yes, I don't care. This is his music. This is his music, okay? And there's another one. Like, you have to check it out. Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram. This is for sure a visual.

Dry your eyes. Oh, my God. Because you're making it. Isn't it hard for me? And I don't want to leave. But I got to go right now. He's right. Oh my God.

Yeah. The visual is too. That's crazy, dude. It's wild, okay? He's grinding on a freaking lamp on the wall. I feel so bad for him. Inside Roblox, which is all digital, by the way. He's a good friend of mine's nephew, and I feel really bad.

He's a what? A good friend of my DJ Eman. Yeah, he's Eman's section. Oh, my. And I feel really bad, you know, but, you know, close association. Because he's getting trolled and I feel like he doesn't know what the hell is going on or why. He's getting trolled and we know that he has blocked the young lady. It's too petty for him to keep in, like, not even respond to it.

He's responding with blocking her. But it has brought us a lot of entertainment. Oh, my God. I could picture him, what the hell is this? The little emo, what would you call that type of a character? It looks like Minecraft. It's like Minecraft. Like a block character.

A block character, but he even has a Louis Vuitton belt and a white t-shirt that's buttoned down a little bit. And it's just gyrating everywhere. It's non-stop gyraming. Yeah, it's like hip-rolling and like hip-brot. Oh, nah, nah. This type of troll behavior, it feels creative. Like, I like that. I actually like it.

It's fun. It's fun. Like when there's a listener of ours that will do AI images to stuff. and it's like it's Vic always you know as a koala most of the time yeah

it's creative Vic in pool which true roles yeah I gotta ask him like if he's part of Vic's army or not because it's like

he makes me look crazy but he's good but he's a participant you know what I'm saying he's listening at least he gets the height right oh yeah

short big short king short king I need to see Vic gyrate no no I don't need to see it

but like in the troll like Do it. Do right now. You're being extenant. Let's see what you were with the wall. What you got for that wall?

If anyone jirits to a wall, it's concrete. Yeah. You do it to the bike. Little kiddie. Oh, he's our thing. Oh, you're doing it. I do it all right. That was Petty Police.

I'm Lativa Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106. Three, two. Yeah, right now. Homey Helpline. Ring it back. Revisiting the craziest. Revisiting the craziest calls of.

of the year. I get me. The updates you've been waiting for. Number one. All week long, we've been running through the ring it backs. Okay, we've been hitting you with the top requested, most memorable homie helplines that we've had of all this year so far. Of 2026, so far, we've been ringing it back, giving you the most memorable ones that

you voted on on Brownback Mornings 106. And we couldn't get enough of this story. Everybody has been talking about this story. They want an update. They want to know how she's gripping. They want to know how she's pounding. They want to know what she's doing with her life. We are talking about what's even baby girl's name.

The kitty pounder. The kitty pounder. The kitty pounder herself is on the line. Chris. Chris. What's up? What's up with you? Why are you smiling?

Oh, I'm giggling. She flirting. Yeah, because it's you. Uh-huh. Ah. I needed that positive affirmation in the morning. Hey, kitty pounder. We're talking about your story.

Everybody's been wanting to know what's going down with you, what's going down with the dealership, what's going down with your whole situation. With the baby. Okay, so let me tell you. So the last conversation I had with you guys that day, I actually got fired. What? What? Yeah, just due to the fact where, like, it was just. chaos that day for me.

And it's cool, right? Because no me rajo. Oh, no te rages, Bueno, Juana Hualto. Was it our fall? You got fire? No, no, me rajo. But, yeah, I got fire.

So I continued doing me. I went back home, all peaches and gravy. So, I mean, months come by, my grandmother passed away back in me. Oh, I'm sorry. And what you already know, the whole wifey situation,

she served me during my grandma's funeral. Are you kidding me? Oh my God I've never heard of that ever in my life Yeah She knows where she was going to be at True That's foul

So I mean that's happened But I mean by gong big bicons That is done over with already No animosity Good for her, good for me and that shit But as of my partner I mean We're still

We're going through our hopes and downs Nothing like how it was I mean I think things are going good I mean she's toxic. I'm toxic. Ali, you accepted that. You accepted that. It's perfect.

Yeah. I mean, I am toxic. She's toxic, too. The baby, she's still here. Good. I'm glad. Looking more and more. Looking more and more like you every day.

She's looking more like me. She's looking more like me every day. And we actually met you. That's an update too. You came to our watch party for the World Cup. Yeah. I decided to go over there because we actually, when I got fired, I said I had to figure out what I was going to do to keep pushing for my financials.

So I started a small business and I actually out saw Michelada. So I got up to the Miscellad Club double Gs. You already know. What's your Michelada business called? Maybe we can help you out with the business because life has hit you hard, man. Your Aululita Pass. I know that's tough. And you got served during the funeral and you lost your job?

Yeah. So it's Michelada Plus. double G. Okay. Michela plug. G. Give me up an IG. You already know.

Did you get fired because you were on the radio? Yeah, I got fired. They heard it on the radio. What? What? Yeah, they heard everything on the radio. So, I mean, yeah, I got fired. Let that be that.

What was it? So we heard you were a gripper. Yeah, we heard. The homie fired line. Oh, my God. That's insane. I'm still pounding that. She's still gripping it, but we're still being toxic with each other, you know?

Oh, my God. You can hear you guys. She can hear you guys. Oh, what's up? What up? What up, gripper. Hey, kitty. Take your.

How are you doing? How are you doing? So usually with the homie help line, there's actual help. We got you fired. I feel like we got to be, we got to help you out somehow. What can we do? I'm down for those passes. Universal.

And we got you. We got you, my little fast and my little furious friend. Yes. There you go. You know, my daughter's been experiencing a lot for being seven months. We've been able to go to Digiland, six flags. I mean, honestly, like I said, I've been very blessed. I mean, I love her.

I love her. I don't look at her another way. And I know she loves me because when she sees me, like, I mean, her eyes are glowing. Oh. That's your baby. Mommy's friend. Mom number two. What is it?

What is it? What do you have her call you? She doesn't talk to you. No, but what do you? You call each other something. She calls me da-da. Oh, I love it. I love it.

Pappy? What do you guys have to say to everyone that loved your story on Brownback Mornings? I think I got pretty long for the kiddie ponder, you know? Yeah. I mean, honestly, all I have to say is, you know, anybody that's listening to this, everybody got to wake up with some kind of type of inspiration somehow, you know, whether it's bad or good, you know? That's right. That's right. That's right.

Bound that kitty. And can we have, like, a special kitty pounder, Michelada, so good to make you want to pound a kitty? We got to, we got to market this. Oh, we make it super late. We don't even use Clamato. We don't use Clamato. Oh, thank God. Thank God.

No, I don't like Klamato Honestly, I don't She uses kitty juice What do you like less? Klamato or Khm? Which one do you like less? What?

Hey, I don't know, Ledi. It sounds like you're pretty curious to it. I'm just asking you a question. You like Klamatos or clams? Which one? No, I love the clam, clams, you know. Clamato has clams.

Clam juice. Clam juice. Exactly what it is. But the clams are kind of, you know, wet and juicy so. There we go. Our clam chook girl there. Oh, clam slamer. Kid and founder.

Thank you so much, Chris. We're going to keep in touch and we got you with those tickets. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. That was number one. Thanks, Chris.

Number one. Top line of 2026 so far. We had to ring it back. Give it to hip pop. You know let these on. There I go. Rap sheet. Let these set.

All right, you guys, Drake is the final boss of tricking. What do you mean? Of tricking. What do you mean? What do you mean? Of giving out money to women. Yeah, that's what that means. He's the final boss.

There's nobody above him at this point because Drake hosted his third annual strong women Stronger Drinks event in Toronto a few days ago. Wait, he's been having this for three years? For three years now. Yeah. And Angie, you're going to be really jealous about this. Why, why, why? And Greg, you might be a little jealous too because these ladies got blessed.

Okay, like, Drake? Yes, by Drake. Every woman in attendance was greeted when they walked in with an envelope that had $1,000 in cash, boom, right away. As soon as they walked in. What the? Real cash. Real cash. Canadian dollars. Canadian dollars, yeah, whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, then there was raffles in tiers of prizes. Tier one prize, Drake selected 10 women to receive $50,000 each. What the? What the heck? That's $500,000, you guys. Yeah. Yes.

And then tier two. two prizes, another six women got $100,000 each. Damn. Six. Six. Because he's a six guy. Yeah. That's six.

That's already what? Six hundred thousand. Let them do that. Let them do that. No, like 600,000 plus 500,000. Yeah, yeah. How much is that? It's over million.

Jesus Christ. How much is that, Greg? Tell me a thousand dollars each. It's a million. How much? A million one hundred. Yeah. And that's not even counting the thousand dollars that every girl

walked in and received. That's what I'm saying. That's a lot of money. But there was, there was 50, I think. 10 plus 6. 10 plus 6. What's that, Greg? There's only 16 girls there?

No way. Something like that. Okay. No. There's more. There's probably like 20. But look, some girls even got luxury cars. And yes, they did come with the.

They came with the heat seats, baby. They came with the heat seats, baby. There was G-wagons, Mercedes. class and a BMW convertible. Damn. So two cars. Three cars. Three cars.

Yes. Multiple girls got those. No, so there's more than three. There was like a couple girls got a few of those. Those are the three cars to choose from basically. What the? Yes. And Angie, some of them even got Hermes Birkin bags.

Damn. Those are super expensive. Yeah, they are. 30,000. Those are like 30,000. Yeah. In total, he gave out about $2 million worth of cash, luxury goods, cars, all that stuff.

Bro, that's like... Two million dollars. That's like $2. Pocket change. Yeah, that's like pocket change. No, that's a lot of money. To him. But why is he doing that?

Like, what's the point of like this event? Okay, so it's for like women in business in Toronto. So it's like, it's all about Canadian women. I was going to tell you, he's probably going to do this next year, but you probably won't qualify, Angie. I'm sorry. Of course. I'm not.

You're not Canadian. I know. You're a business woman, but you're not Canadian. Yeah, I know. So unless you get your, you know, Canadian citizenship. No? No. You don't want the.

Honestly, I see that. You don't want the... You don't want to... Pull up play by beep, baby, baby, baby, baby. My seats came with the heat seats, baby. My seats are already heated. Ah. And they get to be cool, too.

The only problem is that, like, when Drake does it, it's cool. But when I do it, just, I get called a sim. I get called that. Okay, no, no, no, no. Because I was going to say, like, it kind of, to me when I saw it, because I did see, like, pictures and, like, videos and stuff like that. I saw it. I'm like, it feels like almost like he's trying to buy his fans.

No, but even like the event that he did like FU Janice, that event to me, that's how I felt like, oh, you're trying to win back your fans by paying them, giving them cash. I don't think he's trying to win them back, but I think he is focusing heavily on catering towards his woman fan base. Yeah. Also, he's doing that because that's all a tax write-off. Yeah, a lot of people are pointing that out too.

A lot of people are like, oh, great text right off. It is, it is. But I'm just Haiti because they can't do it. I know. If I could do it, oh, my God. I would, 100 women. Give me 100 women right now. You're each getting a Birken bag.

Okay, okay, okay. I'm glad you brought that up, Greg, because I wanted to ask you, can your girl go to one of these events and get gifted? If I had a girl. If you had a girl, can she get gifted a car with the heat seats baby? If it's from Drake, yeah. I don't know why. If it's from Drake, it's fine.

Damn. But if it was from like, Drake? If it was from somebody else, I'd be mad, bro. Like, if it was another rapper, I don't know. That doesn't matter. Future. Oh my, if it was future, I'd be pissed. I would be pissed.

But it's the, it's the, the seated. It's the, it's the. It's the, beep, baby, baby. I'm my shit game with the heat seats, baby. See, your butt will be warm. From Drake. What? Hey, yo.

You want Drake to heat your butt? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. It's Drake we're talking about here. It's Drake we're talking about here, all right? Oh, man. You're breathing over for Drake? Wow Go on, Eman

I had to chime in on that one. What do you think of Greg saying As long as it's Drake? Wow. Eman, if your wife came home saying Drake gave me a car, would you be mad? I mean, I'm cool.

I mean, cool, huh? But you're not bending over for Drake, right? No, not at all. Not at all. Man. This is Drake here we're talking about. That is insane. Great Scott.

Tell us to the studio. What's nine? Plus 10. Turn your line? Look at this studio. It's Friday, Perritos, and I feel like getting a drink, guys. But there's some drinks that make you want to catch a fade, Perritos. According to a large international study that has 30,000 people surveyed,

they found that these spirits make you want to throw hands. All right. I like how yesterday you said survey and today you said survey. I'm just making it up as I go. This is a French survey survey survey. A French survey. A survey. A survey.

For you prepay. These five spirits are more likely than to make you feel some aggression and make you want to throw hands. Already know. I already know. Let's do it from... It's whiskey? With, no, top five. Top five.

I want to give you to the top five. All right. Number five, gin. Okay. That makes you want to throw hands. What's a gin? What's a gin? Gin is dry.

Gin and juice. Yeah, gin and juice. I don't think I've had it. I don't think I've had it. No. It's a very particular drink somewhat. would say it's Cheeto. Have you had Bombay?

Bombay. What does it taste like? What does gin taste like? It's very dry. It's like rubbing alcohol. It's very dry. The number four, this doesn't make me want to fight. It gives me the runs.

Rum. Rum. Like rum and cold. I love rum. Anything sweet like that, bro? Bacardi 115 is right. Oh, that gives me choro. Bacardi limon.

Yeah. That'll have my intestines fighting against you. Yeah, piniacoladas. Yeah. Number three. No, no, no, no. I still want to talk about rum. What's the coconut rum or that everyone?

Coconut rum, yeah, Paribet. What's the name? Ram Chata. Paribay. Oh, there's another one. Captain Morgan. Captain Morgan. Malibu.

Malibu. That's a rum? Yes. Oh, yeah. That was good. Malibu plus tang. I take that in Rosarito and I just want to fight, bitches. See?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm telling you. That's what my braids. Number three is my favorite. I never feel like fighting, but I guess tequila comes at number three. That makes you want to fight. No, that makes sense. Yeah, that makes you want to fight. Oh, my, dude.

Yeah, I can see the revolution starting with a few tequila Barreanos. Number two, we're going to call vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. You want to fight you. Great people want to fight.

Great goose has made me feel loose. And the number one is the reason why there was a Wawa West, guys, because it is whiskey. Whiskey was drank in the Wawa West. Mescal's not on there? Okay, I was thinking of you. No, it's because mescal is a part of the tequila family, brother. It is. It's made from my gosh.

What about, there's no brandy, no cognac on here? No, those are the top five. I think whiskey and like rum, I think it's somewhere in that same family, right? Conyard? No. Well, cognac? What is it? Yeah, cognac is it?

It's a whiskey, isn't it? No, I don't believe so. No, wine? No, no, cognate? Bourbon and... Is Jager's a whiskey? Buren, whiskey are similar. Bervin and whiskey are like tequila and mescal.

Yeah. They have the same relation. Well, whiskey and tequila gave me the same way. I get whiskey Fierro. me? That's a whole different conversation. Yeah, it makes me want to fight.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it makes me want to just pound, ground and pound, baby, ground and pound. What are you talking about? Poor Nikki. Dude, she's having a great time. She's melatonin down. Yikes.

They're not going to get that. Yeah, they listen yesterday. Maybe it's song weird when you say that. You sound weird when you say that. I didn't say that. You wrote that. Yesterday, Carthie said he melatonin is his wife behind her bag.

Yesterday you wrote my segment. No, I did it. I would say Yeager Manches out there too. Yeager might you make sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What makes you guys want to fight? Yeah.

What makes you want to fight? Wine. Some tequila. Wine makes you want to fight? Adios. Motherf-Fi. Oh. Who is she?

It makes you cuss too, you pirate. Isn't Adios everything? Yeah, it is. It's a mix of everything. Yeah. Bucanas. Oh. Oh.

But that's wrong, right? That's rum. I don't know what that is. That's a whiskey. Whiskey. Actually? I don't know. It's whiskey.

It's a conia. That makes me feel like a super thing. It's a whiskey. It's a whiskey. We're seltzers on there because seltzer. No, that says that you're gay. It is gay. What are you gay?

Why are you gay? Why are you drinking that? Hey, well, stay smart and don't drink to fight, man. Drink to have a good time. Peritos, all right? And drink responsibly. Yes. Highlights are brown bag.

Thank you.