Brown Bag Mornings - 08/10/26 If She Doesn't Chase Me With A Car... 🥰🚗 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: August 10, 2026

The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline where a listener named Ricky is clutching onto hope for his marriage despite a "soccer field ambush" that ended in a protection order and domestic battery charges. ⚽️🥋 Between the relationship dysfunction, the crew investigates whether Usher scammed fans with a stunt double in New Jersey and reacts to the fancy new LAUSD menu that's serving students everything from chicken katsu to pozole. 🎤🍲🏫 [Edited by @iamdyre 🧢] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:51) Chisme (6:14) Petty Police (9:58) Scrolling (13:18) The Weather W/ Concrete! (14:52) Homie Helpline (57:37) Back to School! (1:04:33) Chisme (1:08:02) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:14:12) Studious Foo (1:19:56) Play Ball   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type Brat back mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, Perrito, do it. Go! What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?

Local. What up you guys? I'm Rose Prenswick, Phil and Unfor Lettie. Don't you know I'm local. And I'm sure lots of you had seen a guy living in a billboard here in L.A. I'm down. Oh, I saw the post. You guys saw it?

You guys saw it? see him in person. Yeah, okay, so there was a guy living above a billboard, inside a billboard in LA, and everybody was tripping out like, oh my God, like what kind of social experiment is this? Yeah. The caption was like, how long could you live in a billboard, all this stuff, right? Apparently, though, this was not real. What do you mean? Like, he was AI? No, no, he was in there, but he was not living in there. He was getting restroom breaks. He was chilling in a trailer. If you look up there, he wasn't sleeping. He was getting a crane down.

It's like a scissor lift. It was like a scissor lift kind of in the way. Exactly. What is that? A scissor lift. What is that? It's like a lift that goes up in the air so he can get up and down. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

He didn't have a bucket that he was peeing in. None of that. All that was fake. It was all fake. It was all just for like a publicity stunt, just an illusion. I thought it was like a holt. I thought they were going to put out this hologram or like this, or like this new robot that looks real that moves like a human.

Oh, that's a human. you thought it was? I was like, this got to be a stunt for something like that. Yeah. I thought it was like, okay,

there's going to be some sort of, you know, TV show that's going to come from here, Netflix or something like that. Yeah. It was literally just, it was, it was like meant to bring stuff to like,

like publicity to Netflix. Like awareness? Yeah, but it was like, it was fake. It was not. Any movie out of this. No show or whatsoever?

I'm not seeing anything about that. It was like, oh, okay, yeah, like how long could you? live inside a billboard and it was all fake. The last house. It looked like a crib. So it says the last house.

Oh, the last house. That is, that's a horror film that's coming out or a series, right? It's, it just came out. It just came out. It just came out. It is. Yes. Yes.

Yeah. So this movie had like better be as good as the promo because it's like this was a really good promo to have somebody living in a billboard. But he wasn't living there. He kind of like it was. He wasn't, but he wasn't. And he was putting on his robe and all this stuff. Like, it had a lot of people thinking like how long could you

surviving there. I wish Kleka are like Netflix was done a promo for Kleeka. No, no, with me just driving across country with 30 keys, you know what I'm saying? Live stream. Live stream. Live stream drug deals going. Hey, that's a great promo.

That's a good one. That's a good one. Theo just walking 30 keys across the country. There he goes. Oh, man. Yeah, that was Don't you know I'm local. I'm Rose Cranzwick. filling in for Lettia on Brownback. Mornings on Power 106. Zool, come here? Now what's going on? Damn!

She's Mation with Angie. Usher, you guys, he got... Wow, that was it, that was it. Again, again, again. Usher got... Let's go. Hey! No, dude, fans are mad at him and are asking him for a refund because they believe that he scammed him

at his New Jersey show. So he was performing. He's out there, like, on tour with Chris Brown, right? And so people think that he actually had a look-alike perform some of his songs. What? Oh, my gosh. They're pissed. They're saying, like, gave me my money back.

I did not pay for a lookalike to be performing, Usher. Well, at least give me half my money back because I'm sure Chris Brown came out. True. That's true. Let me get 50% of my money back. Yes. That's it. Maybe the R wasn't there, but the B was there.

Bro. He looked like Shaldi Lowe, bro. Who's that? Shottie Lowe's like from this 2000s rap group. D4L. Yeah, D4L. Luffy Taffy. He looked like Shold.

He looked like Shold. RIP Shoddy. RIP Shodi, and then he just kind of like a, you know, like the Chamello's Mexican regional group that had, like they got the real Camelano and then the Thamu one.

Yeah. That was the Tamil Usher right there, though. Okay, so you guys got to look at the video Brownback Mornings 106 and check it out because I did look at it and honestly I'm looking at it and I'm like, no, that is Usher,

but then at different angles, I don't believe it is. This is a conspiracy, dog, because first it was Shakira. Now it's Usher. They're taking time off during the show, bro. And I did. didn't believe it and I was like, nah, that's definitely usher.

But right now, Angie, you said that it was a show in New Jersey. Yeah. No, he sent a stunt double. Yeah. Nobody wants to go to Jersey. Who's going to Jersey? Nobody wants to go to Jersey. Nobody wants to go to Jersey.

This is the thing. They didn't, like, the fans were saying like it wasn't like the whole show. It was literally just a couple songs that can use a look alike to perform. Oh, I thought it was like, oh. Not the whole show. We're going to hack and sack. No, hell no. Send the double.

No, I actually thought about this. I was like, what if I'm doing a show? And I sent a stunt. double. That's not me, and they like him more than they like me. Yeah, that's what we should do.

We're like, oh my God, Usher's moves were incredible. He looked 20 years younger. Hey, he was moving like Usher. And I bet you he'll never have another stunt double. Brighbock can't keep stunt double.

He was funnier. Oh, that would get you home. Oh, yeah. What? I would cry, big dog. That's not me, dog. That's not me, dog.

For real, though. Hey, no, for real, that's not me, don't. He's killing. He's just killing making everybody laugh. Security guards, Usher's. People are storming the comedy club to hear what's happening inside. Dave Chappelle shows up.

Everybody shows up. Who is this guy? Where do you come from? I'm so sad. Okay, no, but Usher is denying the clone stuff, right? He actually went on the comments. And he said, y'all are funny clone. They can't clone this.

didn't really didn't really defend himself no he kept going on another comment he's like how y'all come up with this AI and that advanced well we didn't say you were AI

he said he said a bunch of he said a bunch of Theo stuff right there I know they can't clone this ah yeah they can't clone this that's the sound of the police the petty police

it's petty you're just petty I'm being petty petty petty petty girl pretty and a pedious pretty pettiest

Whoa. I never thought I'd see the day when I would say that I hate a Dodgers player. But today is the day, y'all. What? No, you're going to be on my side after this, my friend. There's a new pitcher guy that everybody loves, and he's from the Detroit Tigers, okay? Let me remind you, because this is what he sounded like when he got traded. He was supposed to be really happy.

They offer him a great question like, hey, you know, all the history the Dodgers have done. How do you feel about it? And his answer was just, ugh, listen. Like you said, going to a team like the Dodgers, having a shot to be part of history, you know, how much does that mean to? Great question.

Yeah. Sorry. He's holding back tears right now. Not in a good way. Yeah, it's exciting. You know, I'm excited. You little liar. I can tell.

That's the same face. and voice my kids gave when I'm like, hey, you guys want to go Renana's house? He's speechless. Yeah, I'm excited. Who doesn't want to be a Dodger? Him. Because now, he went on to an interview and said this about returning to the Tigers. I don't think I've ever heard something like this.

Check this out. I would love to play my whole career in Detroit. You know, I would love to. And hopefully those negotiations can pick back up in November, you know, once the playoffs are done. And we'll see where that goes. You know, hopefully they're involved with everything. You know, I would love to return.

I got nothing but good things. Boy, shut up. Oh, I'm so pissed. Largate. Then leave. Yeah, literally. First of all, nobody goes back to Detroit. They don't even sell roundtrip tickets.

Eminem goes back to Detroit. Nobody goes back to Detroit. He might be the Eminem of baseball. Insane. But second of all, this guy's acting like the dude that just went through a breakup that's at the strip club. It's like, they're just not her? That's literally him. Something I learned from getting all my sports knowledge on a single.

Instagram was that Freddie Freeman also felt this way when he became a doggers. That he was in Atlanta and he yearned for Atlanta. Although don't all of us yearn for Atlanta once we leave Atlanta. Oh, that's understandable. Atlanta. Do you remember like your parents telling you, hey, we're going to go and you don't want to go? And then you go and you're like, and then you don't want to leave. You make friends.

Every time they're in Atlanta, the Dodgers, they still love him. Freeman is like. Freeman. Yeah, that's a guy. So it might turn into a Freeman situation. but this guy is here already. And he's talking about, oh, I love my team. Have you met Otani?

Dude, this is the nicest man in the world, not even just baseball, just the world. Have you met the Oscar? Yeah. He's still on the team, right? Yeah. Okay. That fool is hilarious.

Learn some new handshakes with the fellas. Like, he's over here just still worried about the tigers. He used to do the little, the little arm thing. He hasn't even done that. He hasn't even done that yet. He hasn't done that. He hasn't done the thrust? The thrust?

They haven't thrown sunflower seeds in him? He hasn't bumped cups with Kike. Let me see the thrice again? Oh, my God. He hasn't seen the Latinos in the stand fighting over Micheladas. That might convince him. He hasn't seen the Dodger baddies. Yeah, he needs to follow.

Wait until he's the girls, too. Follow babes of L.A.? Oh, is that a page? Is that a page? I heard you concrete, even though they did it. He was meeting the baddies with the baseball. I have them. There's more with like, okay.

All right. Well, if you're going to be petty to Rique schoolball, I'm going to be petty back. Okay. So that's just us. Okay. All right, let's get into some scrolling. Scrolling with the homies. There's a new viral saying that you're probably seeing all over your timeline

and you're wondering, what in the hell does that even mean? What hell? Kind of cheek. Oh, you're so cute. You're so cute. Did anybody correct him to the little butts? Nobody correct me. Kind of what?

It's not right. No, it's not. Say it again. Say it again. Kind of cheek. Kind of cheek? Who are you? What?

Did you tell him? No, I did not. That's what you thought it was too, right? Kind of chic. Kind of chic. There's no accent mark on this. You know what? Hey, it's kind of cheek to be.

You know what? I would have said that too. Because there's no accent mark on it. It doesn't. It's not spelled like cheek. It's not spelled like cheek. It's French. French.

Yeah. Even if you look it up, it doesn't say that, it's French. Yeah, sheik is French. No. Are you thinking you read it like chic, like chic shoes. No, that's how you should say it. Yeah. You should say it like chic.

She's kind of cheek. Kind of cheek. What's kind of cheek? What's kind of chic about you, brother? Oh, what? I'm a pretty cute, papa. You know what? You know what?

Imagine it was super cheek? You guys are acting very chic right now. That's all I got to say. I've seen that trend though, bro. The chic one, not the cheek one. That's mixed out of the rhythm. Yeah, let me. You let's do.

Pappy, let's tell you. What do you say? What do you say? What do you say? B. I don't want it out. I don't want it to be. I don't want it.

Oh, like it. Dingalaling. Dingal linget. You'll see the trend all over Instagram on it. You can see it on our Instagram. It's everywhere.

They're putting lettering over photos. And it's going to be about your life. Like if you're a mom who, like, kind of chic to wake up with your hair disheveled, but happy kids or something. A lot of the girls' girls do it. So it's like they put the post. So of course Greg saw.

Yeah. Of course I saw it. That's like my algorithm right now. It says like an example. is a kind of cheek to be a girl's girl. Just add an S-H in there, bro. You're the coconut. You're the one that should be like, hey.

Sheik. Sheik. Sheik. Like, she's shoes. Yeah, sheik shoes. Kind of chic to have a baby in your 30s. Another example. Kind of chic to be in bed by 8 p.m.

Yeah. I would love that. I would love that. What do you think is something that's kind of chic? That you do. That I do. That I do. This outfit.

Showing people might. The turtles tattoo? That's kind of chic. No, no, no, no, it's not. Not when they think, you're like, is this guy gay? Yeah. What? It's true. Yeah, so, dude, like, okay, moron.

We were at a radio conference. So dude, he was wearing a shirt this past week in Cleveland, and I'm like, hey, dude, your shirt's dope. Look at my tattoo. And he was like, okay. He dissed you. What time was your bus get here, buddy? I was like, oh, my God.

Sorry, dude. That's not chic. That's not chic. Yeah, yeah. I guess my tattoo's not chic. What's something? She's about you, Angie? My ponytail right now?

Yes. Angie's really chic today. And the lineup, the lineup on the mustache, six. Thank you. She's the embodiment of Sheik right now. She has a cute color shirt. The nails match the shirt. Vick, big.

Oh, would you look at that? There's no more time. Thank you so much. Are you ready for the weather? Sheik is being on time. Let's go. And now, the weather. Hell the dog.

With concrete storm. Ferritos deezez is going down for the way they must. Monday, August 10th. First, we get back to class in the city of La Mirada. It's going to smell like teen spirit. Nirvana. 88 degrees and 70 degrees at night. Now we hit the home room in the city of Altadena.

I wonder they still serve coffee cake like at the school cafeteria. 90 and 70 degrees. Guys, can you guys just settle down? It's not how concrete is about how you're listening. Yeah. Oh, it's my ear. Yeah. That's the vibe.

Add in more wax and then you'll get out. The vibes are off. Wow, guys. guys. Next, we make new friends at the school in the city of Lomita. Angie's not my homito. She's my homita. Thank you. That's right. 81 and 60. No, you can't borrow my pencil.

Lastly, we ditched the first day of school in the city of Orange because Rambach morning is going to be off the door hinge. Oh, my God. 87 degrees and 69 degrees. Kids stay in school. Please. Please. Whatever you do, do not ditch today. Stay in school.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Don't be like me. Don't be like me. 21 and 12th grade. Let's go. Super duper senior. Here we go.

Lamerada, 88 and 70 degrees at night. Altadina, 90 and 70 degrees at night. Lomita, 81 and 69 degrees at night. In the city of Orange, you're going to be 87 and 69 degrees at night. It's your boy, Concord, from Brad McMorne. It's a proud 106. Let's go. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. Ricky's life is falling apart. What?

He really needs our help. Really? Yes. He hit us up and said, what's up, Brownback? I'm Ricky. I'm 27 and I need some advice because my marriage is falling apart. No. He said, my wife and I have been together for 12 years, married for six, and we have three kids together.

Five, two, and one. We're currently separated because a couple of months ago she found out I was adding random girls on Facebook. That'll do it. Then I found out she downloaded Snapchat and was sending nudes to other guys. Oh, hell no. She was sending news to other guys? Yep. Disgusting.

Hilarious. He said, me adding random girls, nothing. By the way, and we'll ask him not to be devil's advocate or woman's advocate here. But how do you know if it's Snapchat? Well, I'm glad you asked. She was saving them, and I found them in her photo album. And when I confronted her, she said, why are you going through my phone?

That would only matter if we were together and we're not. Not to be devil's advocate again, but I've had Snapchat in the past. And sometimes the filters are so much more bomb on Snapchat, especially the time that I had it. So you take a photo, you save it. No. Yeah.

That's what happened. Yeah, the Snapchat album on his, on the gallery. No, that's what I would do. Not those photos. But, like, the filters were so much nicer. For some reason, like, the camera on Snapchat was always better. So you took a photo on Snapchat and you saved it.

It was on Instagram. Yeah. Like the built-in filter. Go ahead. See, you know, too. You know too. Oh, yeah. The ball's always, like, hell is smooth on there.

What? What? My basketball is. Relax, guys. We don't take my NBA pictures. Come on. Wow. Moving on.

He said, I apologized, but she still moved out at the end of May. Since then, she's been giving me mixed signals. She says we're done and wants a divorce, but on the 4th of July, we still spent the day together with our kids. It was awkward, but it made me think maybe we still had a chance. About two weeks later, I went on one casual date with the girl. We went to the river, walked around, and had dinner. Cute. My wife's older sister saw us and told everybody.

Then my wife pulled up looking for us. I got nervous and told the girl, I'm sorry, you got to go. And later, that girl texted me saying my wife tried to pull her out of her car and fight her. Hey, damn. Then she told me to delete her number because she didn't want any drama. Good, good, good girl. Later that night, my wife found me after my soccer game, put hands on me in front of all my teammates, and I ended up calling the cops. Oh, that's horrible.

Damn. Now there's a protection order, and I can call the cops if she's within 500 feet of me. This took a turn. Yeah, dude. What? Wow. We're in the DV. Yeah, you are.

We're in the DV section of the story. Yes. And you need our help because? He said, we don't even see each other anymore. I meet her mom at a gas station when we exchange kids. She has court August 19th for the incident. The crazy part is, I still love her. We spent 12 years together

And part of me thinks if she really didn't care She wouldn't have chased me down over one date I grew up without parents And I don't want my kids growing up Without both of theirs If there's a chance to still fix this That's not love, brother She doesn't hit you, she doesn't love me.

Oh my God, nothing, that. No, no, no, no, you don't get it. She chased me down. She chased after me. If she doesn't chase me with a car Does she really want me? Does she really want me, though? Toxico.

He's asking us, brownback, do I keep trying to save my family or am I teaching my kids, it's okay to stay in a toxic relationship. Yep. You guys are setting the example, both of you. Yeah. 5-2 and 1. Real love. That's a feo, right? Very fey-o.

No, I mean. A girl hitting you, just like a guy hitting you is, is, may be sign, you may think it's a sign that they love you, but it's also a sign that they can't control themselves. It's also a sign that they have some deep-seated. anger issues and physically can't withhold themselves. And that stuff needs crazy work. Yeah. Like insane amount of work because it's deep-seated. It's rooted in his character.

Maybe the way that he would like just his makeup, his biological makeup or her biological makeup or the way they were raised. So it's more than just like, I'll never do it again. I'll never do it again until you get me mad to that point that I say it's your fault that I do something to you. True. So. Yeah.

Like that's cut and dry like that We can all agree on like we don't know people Damn fool that got all information I know wow Yeah she's good Yeah I get you And been in that mindset of like Oh si me kueh no no te kue

Yeah the first time He might love you but that also doesn't take away This other part of you Yeah The bad part of it That can really hurt you Yeah Well I mean I think as far as this dude

He needs to leave immediately He's gone is the thing They're broken up They're broken up There's a protection order There's a court case No, he needs to leave, like the state of California. She's going to chase him down.

Leave the kids too, Perrito. You deserve peace. She's going to chase him down. He wants his family back, though. That's a thing. He does. Yeah, he does. He does.

He does. But sometimes reality doesn't allow that, you know? Like, we all in a perfect world. I remember so much when my parents were divorcing and after their divorce, like, I'm like, I wish we could just all move back in to the house that we had, the last house when we were together. Yeah. And if we did, then we would just be fine. But there were problems.

in that too. You know, we tend to romanticize that part of us, but it wasn't all gravy. Like, it wasn't great, you know? I know. I think that's what I'm going to happen. Remember when our parents were throwing pillows at each other? No. No, it wasn't anything.

Nice. No, they were getting each other with pillows. I remember it differently. I can't be the only over trauma. Remember when there was sword fighting in the kitchen? Yeah. It was in Spanish, like, Tobolian Matar. I don't know, I don't know Spanish. Remember when they would scream upstairs every morning?

Oh, man. Woke me up. I didn't need an alarm. What's up, as a kid's perspective, like, I grew up with divorced parents since I was a baby. So I never knew what having parents together was like.

So I'd see my dad date different people, my mom date other people as well. And like, so I didn't know what a real relationship was. Yeah. What the even home was that ended up like before. Yeah, yeah. And then even when my parents started talking to each other,

like, what, 20 years later? It felt weird to me. Yeah. I even made a comment that. I'm not going to call him dad. No, I was like, damn so this is what a family feels like like and my dad was embarrassed of it he was just like yeah but I was just like I don't know the feeling of it as the kid like perspective of the kids that's your

experience bro so it's like I see it you fools my my parents are just perfect huh must be nice well no I mean like I see them fighting and stuff like that but my dad tends to be like if my mom starts like yelling or cursing or anything like that like he'll just like tell her like oh I'm gonna be outside yeah that's it they just walk outside They've found their solution. Yeah, and then, like, they can fight, but then my mom's always going to cook and feed him. Like, that's what I grew up seeing. Yeah, that's beautiful.

Well, Vic. Yeah, Vic, you? What are we trauma dumping about? You know the story? No, yeah. I mean, okay, how long do we have? Okay, not at long. That's what I'm glad.

That's actually talked to Ricky. I don't, never mind. All right, Ricky, go away. Ricky. Yo, I'm bad. Good morning. Ricky. Ricky.

I appreciate you guys taking my all in my call or whatever yeah I'm just trying to figure out what I should do if I should just keep being patient or just move on being patient so the the restraining order stops like so it expires or what no just to see if I should if she hasn't filed for divorce so oh goodness so you have hope then goodness so I don't know like I don't know where She's sitting at what she's thinking. But she did file for her job for it.

Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky. Okay, you're 27. You guys have been together. How many years? 12 years? About 12, yeah. So since you were 15? Wow.

Yeah. Okay, brother. That's a lot. You familiarized with her. You kind of are like, that's my, I grew up with her, all of that. You don't see all the right flags, brother. You have a restraining order. I mean, yeah, but that could be, I guess, worked around.

And for the record, she has held on to the terms of the restraining order. She hasn't spoken to you. She hasn't been around you, none of that, right? Yeah, right. Do you think that she still loves you? I don't know. She put you on child support. True, true, true.

Oh, goodness. I don't know. I guess I'm being delusional, I guess. You are. I'm glad you can see it. It's because, you know, it's crazy. I'm worried about my kids and seeing it. That's even crazy.

The fear of your delusions. Sometimes those people are delusional. They're like, no, you don't know. I'm in the Kasteland. The delusional people, usually, they don't know. You know. You know. And you know better.

Tell me about the day that you went on a date, took a girl to the river. She found that girl turned up on her, then went to turn up on you. So I actually forgot a part. I sent her flowers earlier that day. And she made it seem like there was somebody, like she called me wondering if I sent them. and she made it seem like there was somebody else that would have done that for her. Okay, that's that's irritated in me. And I just like, yeah, I'm going to stay.

You're irritating. You're going on a date. And on the day you go on a date with someone else, you send your ex flowers. The same day. Yeah, I can see where it's wrong. But at the same time, she made it weird. Like, she made it seem like there was another dude in the pictures. I'm like, all right, I'm going to go on this date.

After you sent the flowers. So she made it. clear to you to not send flowers is what happened uh i don't know not like not in that sense but and it's just like all right i don't know i was just like i said how it's all right so then you go to the river and what happens oh we did we had a good time um we just walked and talked i told her with my whole situation that was going on right now and i'm gonna stop you right there worst first date yeah bruh you That's probably why she said don't lose my number. You talk to me about your ex, the first date.

I know, but no, it went good. It went good. That's what you think. You had therapy session. Bro, your wife showed up. How did it go good? She tried to pull her out of her car. Well, her sister, she was a bunch of friends of her, seen us.

So they ride me out, of course. Of course. They were at the river, too. I guess. I guess there was a hell of people. I don't know. I didn't remember seeing anybody. It's a popular river. You don't know how to be low-key?

He was at raging waters. The lazy river. Tell me the time frame. Like, what time was it when you're at the river and then when she pulls up? It was probably like around five or six. And then we finished having dinner probably like around 7, 38 o'clock. And then, yeah, like at 8, I just seen her pulling up, driving off fast, being crazy. Look like you're smiling how you're seeing

He likes it He likes it What time did you send her flowers What time did you send her flowers? Early in the morning Probably around like 11 or 12 And then five hours later You went on the date

You're sick, dude The note said from the river to your heart And so she shows up Turns up on the girl Then you still go play soccer Oh yeah I was just trying to make things normal At what time?

I like this guy What time did you go play soccer? It's probably like at 9. 9 p.m. In what part? For real. Which part? Yeah, where can you see the ball at 9 p.m?

They got lights. It doesn't get darky. They can play soccer with. Yeah. Just hello boys, hello randoms. Hello, whoever falls up. Okay. You're a gay?

No, I've been in relation for 12 years. No. Are you sure? Yeah, that doesn't answer. So around 9 p.m. after your incredible day, you went to go play soccer. And she pulls up to the soccer field. Does she have a tracker on you?

How did she know you were there? No, so she went to my apartment. My brother was there hanging out, and then she was breaking shit, throwing shit around. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sorry, my bad, my fault. She's breaking stuff, throwing stuff around, and then my brother calls me,

FaceTimes me. He's like, hey, you're at the soccer field, right? I'm like, yeah, I'm here. He burned you out. Yeah, and then he's like, yeah, she's here. She's breaking stuff. This is the most eventful day I've ever heard in my life. So much going on.

Yeah, it was wild. It was wild. And he liked the whole thing. It's this one, D-Day. Pearl Harbor. For a Harvard. Jesus, man. He's smiling through it all.

Yeah. I can hear the smile. through the phone. He loves it. So then she pulls up on you and turns up on you. Yeah. Okay. Police get called.

Yeah, later in the night. Yeah. What is later in the night mean? What time do you call the police? I think I was like 11-ish. Close to 11 for sure. So then you played the game. He did.

And then called the police after. He finished. No, I didn't get to play. When I got there, she pulled up probably like 10 minutes later, cussing me out and all this stuff. And so I went and talked to her to see what's going, what's up. And then, yeah, just like, everyone said that you went on this day. They saw you.

I'm like, I don't, like, yeah, I went on a day, but, like, you're messing around, too, so I don't see what's wrong. Here I am in the middle of a Tiro Libre about to score ago. And what did they substitute you are? Right. Like, what happened? You left your sucker homie. Yeah.

Did she at least get a red card? This was like, Camio, Camio, Camio. I just dipped out because she was yelling, being all crazy. So I was like, I got to calm this girl down. So you didn't end up calming her down. I'm assuming she laid hands on you after that. Oh, yeah, yeah. She pulled me by my hair, smacked me real good in the face.

Why is he smiling? Because he loves it. Because you love it. He loves it. You love it, huh? And you called the police. Yeah, just because she was threatened me with all this crazy stuff and saying all sorts of stuff. And that was just like, like, I got to do something at least like to help me in court.

Oh, you're a freak, my boy. Okay. So you call the police and then now there's a court date. And since the court date, I'm wondering, because the whole restraining order stuff happened, did they give you like, how did that happen? Because you would have had to go to court to get a restraining order. Oh. No, they just sent me something in the mail saying that I have all this information I could either accept and send it in if I want to find out more about the case or I could just let it be what it be. You let it be what it is and then just.

No, he's telling the truth. I got one of those before in the mail. For more information? Wait. Like when you're a domestic violence victim. That's the paper you got in the mail, huh? Really? Yeah.

What? I'm a victim. I'm a victim, too. I can no I was gonna tell why are you guys laughing while you're both saying you're a victim I don't know it's funny it's funny to you yeah wow it's like it's like a syndrome or something like that it's a syndrome what I got a syndrome oh it's because the cops were called so that means it was reported in the police report that's how you got the paperwork oh it was it like an emergency a restraining order something they give those uh no it's then you have to know to know to the court to get an actual one the emergent maybe i don't know okay or or she just she's being charged right she's being charged with assault of some sort uh domestic battery yes okay so they gave you that and it's like hey if

you want to press charges i'm assuming i think so i think that's how it works but she is gonna like she does have court and they'll either send they're gonna sentence her that day unless she fights her then she they'll go to trial well i'm glad to hear that they actually do that for men because generally you know generally it's like oh no they can't you know like oh come on big dog like she hit you right but it's usually always that low pushback but the fact that they actually take it seriously for men's cool you know what I've seen it twice be taking seriously and those are the two times that I know what happened and that's with Vic and with this man so I'm not

gonna generalize we're here for you thank you thank you see but when you when you laugh like that then it's weird it is kind of funny are you in California brother no Okay, and it's a little bit different Because I know I Frating order is unfortunately for the victim It's hard to like you have to And then you look you have to go to court And see the person that you

What state are you in? Big Dogg Idaho Idaho. Idaho. Yeah, you weren't just kidding. Okay, so you've been going through a lot And all of this process She has a court date

She's been staying to the terms of the Of the of the excuse me restraining order of not seeing you Not talking to you You see the kids at the pickup point. Are your children okay? Have they made mention to you?

How is that kind of going for you guys? My oldest, he's the only one that's really aware of what's going on. He's going to be sick soon. He just, he's sad. He wants his parents back together. He'll tell me every time I'm making dinner for them or whatever. He's like, I miss my mom. I wish he was here.

I wish you guys weren't fighting. I'm like, yeah, I wish so, dude. I'm sorry. Yeah. Those are true. Those are true, true things. Everything. They're little hearts.

You're yearning, too. But it seems like she needs a lot of work, brother. And for you to let her back in, you're only going to let her know. You can go through the worst and still come back. And I will still take you back. You know? So then what is keeping her from actually changing for the better? Because I'm assuming you want her to change for the better, too.

You don't want her to be snapping naked photos of herself and then going to the park and picking you up from soccer at 11. Yeah. I'm kidding you right there. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do want us to, we both need to grow, obviously. Obviously, I got a lot of issues as well. It's not to deter, but, I mean, isn't that how I'm supposed to be? Big dog.

That's what victims tend to say. It's probably my fault, too. It's not your fault, Perro. Why are you laughing, dude? What did you do, bro? What did you do, bro? Are you telling the full story? Yes.

All I did was add girls on Facebook. What girls? It was Facebook. On Facebook? First of all, how old are you, bro? It's Idaho. Because who adds girls on Facebook? They use it.

They still use it. I'm 27, bro. On Facebook? They use it over there. That's the only social media app that I had at the time. And I deleted it. I deleted it after that because I was like, this is too much. Yeah, Facebook is out of control.

She's going to flame me on Facebook for everything. And she's probably already have. I wouldn't know. Were you on Facebook dating? No, no, I was just adding people. And tell us about, like, pick one of the girls and tell us about the girls that you were following. Was it beautiful guys?

Was it girls you thought you were attractive? Yeah. Yeah. There was buddies. You were following buddies. Yeah. Boise baddies. Boise baddies.

Mielcing cows. Potatiles. They're known for the potatoes. Skinny potatoes. You like these potato wedges? Yeah, no, it was a lot of them It was just something I shouldn't have done, obviously A lot of them weren't random though

Like a lot of them were my co-workers I work with nurses Oh There we go That's worse Oh, man We're getting down We're getting good

We're creaking the freaking shell We're peeling the potato Yes, there you go, boom Let's find the eye All right, brother. They're like way older than us. They all got their own families. Like, I would never be in.

Their own family? So they were cheating on you with? That mean they were cheating on their families with you? No, no, nothing like that. Like, we're all great friends here. Hold on. Look at us. Now turning the victim into, hey, what did you do?

We're doing the same thing we said. It's not that. It's just that we're trying to. The full story. Yeah, full story. See? But when the cops do it, they don't believe the victim. We're missing chapters here.

Oh my God. Fake news. That was not necessarily. I don't know. I just got a felt it, though. All right, my friend, my friend, Rick. Hi, Ricky. Ricky, I think you have this false sense of hope of what,

because the before is with your family together, you also have to remind yourself of the BS that came with from you and from her. And it's not something that you can fix. by just like oh we have a couple months apart you know what I'm saying you guys have been together for would you say in 12 years 12 years that means that you've seen that this kind of come alive in her same with you you know you guys are both fed into whatever characteristics you're in it needs work before you guys can come back together and I know your kids saying I want you guys back together can make it feel so easy but you might end up ruining them too by them seeing the stuff

going on. Like, I'm so glad she didn't have one of the kids in the car when she went to go pick you up at soccer at 11 p.m. That's traumatic. Spitt bar. Yeah, yeah, it would have been bad. We're going to get phone calls, though, because maybe you don't need to hear it from us. Maybe we need to hear it from all the fools and fullets. 818-5-2059. That's 818-5-2059.

Our guy, Ricky, he's caught his girl doing everything but wants her back, okay? He went on a date while they were separated, and she turned all bad. She went turned up on the girl. Now the girl is missing. She don't know where the girl's at. She's on a milk box, some milk carton.

She went to a soccer game, give him a right card. And she had the worst day ever. This was just talking about his ex the whole time. I know. She pulled up playing like Argentina all dirty. Slighting tackles. Slighting tackles.

She did your girl like how Argentina did. Was it the Spain? The Spain. The Spain. Homie, Anzo. Enzo pulled up. Did you ever find the guys that she sent Snapchat photos to? No, they're from out of state.

Oh, man. Even worse. How did she even beat them? Did she tell you they're out of state? Yeah, she told me. Oh, they were going to fire out. They were going to fire out. Because if you're 27, she's 27.

And she's a young mom, just Greg's type. She was going to get slow now. I probably have that. Yeah, frontier from Idaho to L.A. French fries. All right, 818 52059. Ricky needs help, man. His girl just keep putting him through it.

There is currently a restraining order on here. There is currently a court date. Are you wondering, should I just even drop charges? I don't know what to do. I know it. Are you pulling up on the court date on her side? Against you? Yeah, against yourself.

Let her go. To let her. Free her. Free her. She didn't do nothing. This potato's baked, buddy. Let it go. He is. You're thinking about it, huh?

Yeah, I haven't actually. Oh, man. Babe, you need a ride that day? Yeah, I'm excited to see you. No, they're going to talk before the court case, and they're not even going to show up. And they're going to drop the case. I hard to know this. I called Brownback warnings this morning.

I think you've got to figure it out, babe. You just got to take these classes, and I can take these classes, and we're good. insane you're going to show up but you're going to be his attorney oh i'll get you out scoffrey buddy he's not under under any kind of charge yeah he's fine sounds like it is all right a1 8 he indict himself 5205 9 help ricky out yeah rickie rickie that's all right this is like the ultimate form of toxicity it is i need to know your toxic relationship stories he has to hear from myself. Is there coming back from it? Oh man, now we're going to hear, yeah,

he hit me and then we got back together, now we're the best. See? You guys opened the line up for that. It's not funny when girls get hit, but when us guys get hit, it's a little bit funny. No, it's not. We have to be honest. I'm a victim. Vig. Every time I raise my hand, you flinch. Do you think that's okay? It's kind of funny, though. It's not.

I don't think it's funny. I think that it's bad for guys and for girls. Oh, let me clarify that. That was like 10 years ago, by the way. So nobody thinks that Jordan hits me. I was thinking about that. Jordan does not his name. She's a very strong woman. Okay. No, it's not her.

See, that's the problem. What? Right there. Already, you're deflecting blame already from the very jump. We know it to her. He's just making a chance. He's making a chance. You know, like, go put that on Jordan.

Just see, it's not Jordan, okay? It's not her leave Jordan alone. Right now her DMs are being bombarded. And see if you had said you're sorry, we wouldn't have to re-explain here. But we first asked. That's the first thing. denial. She's innocent. Hold on, hold on guys. KPWRFMHD1

Los Angeles, Parano-106, LA's number one for hip-hop. Sorry, I had to get the business out of the way. Make sure you're calling us 8185-205-9. Hey, okay, dudes, like if you've been through it and she's changed after, we need to know, all right? Yeah. Changed after Snapchat nude photos, changed after trying to run over one of your dates and you at the soccer field, all of that, okay? If a girl's ever

hit you and you went and picked her up from the jailhouse, tap in. Jordan, we're on to you. It's not Jordan. It was not, it was not. It was not. It was not. It was incredible. This full over here, it was like years ago and you're not with a girl anymore.

No. And that was a sign to not be with her. Yeah, she beat me on my own show. What? Let me find out that it was you in the bathroom just hitting yourself. It was a Halloween party. It was a Halloween party. They thought the blood was fake.

They thought it was, they thought it was cost to be. They thought it was like, God. He's like, Dan, this who brought his own paramedics? That's a sick-ass costume. He broke his own arm. He broke his own. Domestic violence is not a joke. Isn't it so funny?

It's not funny. No, no, no, no. The scenario we're painting of the movie. I know. I have to give the thing so they're not like, wow, brown, bad. I was supposed to be Pablo Escobar, and they were like, why are you bleeding? Where were you bleeding from? My back, my neck.

And my crack You see it's funny Look you're crying You cry laughing The scenario is funny The act is not The act is in the scenario No it's not

Separated Oh now we're separate Now we're compartmentalizing Are you okay Vic? I'm good But that taught him a lot That taught him not to get With that girl

She needs help Yes It's not Jordan No It's not That was years ago I don't want to see her now It was not her

It was not her She would have got the job done I would have went to jail somehow It's a blonde blue ice I'm framed You know what? Why'd you let her? I don't know

You did it You did Stop, now I'm joining in Don't do it She'll never, she'll never She'll never, she'll never, she'll know I gotta be the narc, you guys No

No, no, she's good I love her, I love Mmm That's what they say Yeah That's what victims say But I love her. But I love her.

Who are you swaying? She's swung and I got in the way. It's hot in here, no? No. No, it's fine. It's my rocketwear jacket. What are you doing? This Jay-Z jacket.

You're the text man. You feel like I'm in an elevator right now. He's going to get it together. His phone's blowing up right now. Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, ding, ding. It's not her. You're going to get him in trouble? You're going to get him in trouble and it's not her.

It was not her. It would never be her. No. Never. It wasn't. I met her parents. They're lovely people. Yeah, they are.

No. There ain't on it too. All right. All right. Let's go to Drey in Pasadena. Drey, what's up, bro? Hey, what's going on, everybody? Thank you for being on Power 106, everybody.

What up, Dre? What's up, Dre? I love it, man. I love you guys. This is the first time. It's funny that I'm on. But anyways. So I wanted to call.

Thank you. I've been with my lady for 10 years, similar like this guy, you know. And I think, you know, like, we're still together six years ago. You know, she had a drug and alcohol issue. And I just, you know, wanted to be loyal and faithful. But, you know, she tried running me over. She tried running over her ex. She would pour coffee on my car.

You know, she tried taking me down a couple times, you know, like. What does take your down mean? Say it again? What does take you down mean? Try to like pass you? Well like you know, like yeah like you know a little MMA action You know what I mean?

Oh whoa You know Arm bar? Just trying to put you a lot Yeah little arm bar actions Stop making it sound cool Stop making it sound cool No I was just like she knows

Rear naked chokehold Well yeah You know I shouldn't have taught it all that You know what I mean But anyway That's impressive You trained your own killer big dog That's impressive

Stop Yeah And then all of a sudden, like, you know, like she would try to do some stuff, and I would bear her hug her down. And before you know, you know, she got sober. And after getting, after getting sober, like things, you know, she started working on herself. So like, what Lettie was talking about, you know, like, she has a lot of work to do. She's not willing to do that work.

And I don't think you should stay with her, you know. But if she's on her path, like, if she wants to get into it and, like, get into recovery or whatever her recovery looks like, if it's that, you know. Or maybe she was molested or whatever the case might be when she was little, you know. Whatever the thing is, if she's not willing to put in the work, then, dude, he's got to go. He's got to, you know, he has kids. He has to be an example for them, you know? But it looks like it worked out for you at the end of the day, right?

It worked out for me. But, you know, but she's a beautiful woman now and she's worked on herself. None of that stuff happens. Any more. Good. So you know. And you said before you know it, it must have taken a long time. Yeah.

Yeah, it's, you know, it's taken some time, you know, but like, what's the time frame do you think? When she started working on herself, when the last really crazy attempt at your life, and then she started working on herself. I could say, you know, that probably five years. Yeah. And that's, that's work. And, I mean, just, you know, just like you, buddy, there's women that actually stay there through the recovery of their partner of the male, whether you're, He's going through, you know, drug habits or whatever the case, you know? So it's no different.

Yeah. And she doesn't try to put you in an arm bar since? Well, that's for fun. Only when he asked. Oh, my gosh. Only when he asked. Now we play scenarios. I'm getting crazy.

Yeah. We're doing all sorts of, you know, all sorts of arm bars, leg bars, you name it bars, you know? Diamond bar. Dre. So what would. handcuffs. You know what I mean? Bards and handcuff. There's kids on the lawn. Yeah, there is. There is. And you said a lot of words that I was

afraid for the kids. But talk to me, Dre. Our guy, our guy Ricky is listening. What would you tell him if he's in a similar position as you, the type of things that he had to do, I'm sure you had to do in order to let her know, I'm not going to stand for this until you change? He needs to go talk to somebody, a professional. You know what I mean? and just see what the next action is, you know, people that know him and know her

so he can get honest feedback, you know, from both people. Yeah. No, that's great. That's great. Professionals. No, that's us. We are professionals. No, no, no.

He asks for our help. We're not professionals. I'm wondering if they're... We have Vic here. He's been through it. He's a experience. He knows exactly what it's gone. I'm a professional victim.

Yikes. Don't laugh, boy. God, you're the one, dude. I'm not laughing. I'm saying, like, we have. a man right here that's been through it. He puts the Vic and victim. It's because they last out of him.

Say it again. See it again, dude. He puts the Vic and victim. You can't spell victim without victim. You've made it, buddy. Outreach. Yeah. That's right, victory outreach.

Amen. Come on somebody. Okay. All right. If there is any kind of, any therapy, people, if you're in Idaho or you're here, you can zoom, hit us something. Maybe we can help them out kind of sift or stuff. I definitely do want to help him besides the whole he he he he ha ha ha ha anybody in hemmed I'm sure

there's somebody in hemmed he's in he's in Idaho or anyone that can zoom from out here if you deal with people that have gone through the situation just help him guide him yeah all right hit us up on our on our line 818 5 to a 1059 uh let's go to diana in upland diana hi what's up diana hi diana talk to us what would you tell a guy rickie rickie's going through with his wife They've been together 12 years since they were 15. He's 27 now. They've gone through a really, really bad separation. They're not divorced at this point, which makes him feel like there might be a chance,

but it's gotten super toxic. He's doing stuff with girls on Facebook. She's doing stuff with guys on Snapchat. Then he went on a date. She pulled up. She turned up on the date. Then went to go find him and beat him up, essentially pulled his hair, slapped him in the face, all that stuff that he mentioned.

And he called the cops. There's a court date in session. are about to happen and he's wondering, does she, is she still worth it? Because my kids, I love them, and also she hasn't filed for divorce. You know, that is such a difficult situation, which I want to start with. It's no laughing matter. I hear all you guys laughing, making jokes, but honestly, it really is no laughing matter, especially what children are involved.

I'm not showing my way to court right now because I'm dealing with, you know, sort of the same situation. After 20 years, I finally got the courage. I ended up in a shelter and I moved back down to L.A. Fresno about three months ago and I want to say that I filed for the restraining order and thankfully to my daughter who testified she it traumatized her and my other two young children too you know when children are involved you got to think about that that is number one you know because honestly it's so scary for them witness such behavior that I think that 99% of these cases really don't get

better. They do not. For a man or a woman, it doesn't matter if she did it to him or, you know, he's doing it to her. It's very difficult for it for it to get better. So, I mean, I say don't, no, file through the restraining order, go through the whole thing. Yeah, you know, especially for the children, just because the children do not need to be, you know, in that situation, it actually is better for them not to be, you know, witnessing this type of behavior. then, oh, we got to stay together for the kids. I still love this person. Yeah, love may be there.

But once that respect is lost, it's really hard to get it back. Dan, you're on your way to Fresno right now to court for this? No, no. Thankfully, I came to Epplin. I felt everything here, and he's the one that has to show up on Zoom. Oh, okay. Hey, don't laugh. It's not a laughing matter.

Yeah, don't laugh. Yeah, it's not. It's not funny. And I don't think girls getting hit is funny at all. I said it's just funny when I was got. I don't, I don't, wait, wait, wait a minute. I want to clarify. I want to clarify.

All we're saying is that when we're up here, sometimes we do make light of things because we are supposed to be uplifting and try to put smiles on people's faces. Granted, granted, granted, this is not Oprah and this is not, you know, Dr. Phil stuff. So we try to make a little bit of light of it and try to make people laugh out of it. Obviously, we wouldn't, you know, just deliberately laugh at somebody's situation. But just so you know, it comes from a good place.

It comes from a good, you know, heart, and we're really trying to help, you know what I'm saying? So, but good, you know, good look to you on your case, and hopefully it all gets resolved in a speedy manner. Back to Vig. Yeah, thank you. Really? I told you guys. I told you were going to get in trouble. I'm really.

I don't feel like I'm in trouble. I'm just saying. I'm here for the vibes, guys. I feel like I'm in trouble by her and you now. Like, I'm in trouble for not laughing and then I'm trying to trouble for laughing. No. Like, you guys are being so funny. Like, come on, lady.

Why aren't you with us? I'm like, no, it's really sad. Morning, what the hell, man. What the hell. Look what you did. It's real life, especially when kids are involved. It is, of course, of course. Guys go through it too.

They do. And see, we got to also be supportive of that too. Because then if we're like, hey, it's only funny when happens to guys. Then when stuff happens to guys, you guys are going to be like, why do you guys only care what happens to women? Yeah. It's not funny either way. You see Vic?

Fine. She's going to court right now. That's not funny. No. At all. Me on Halloween with real blood instead of fake blood? Well, Vic. It's a little funny.

No, it's not. You have to explain it now. Yeah, because I was throwing an event. It was your event? It was my event. It was my event. And it was a girl I had broken up with at the time. Oh, it was lit an ex.

Yeah, she showed up unannounced. And then I was trying to be like, okay, everything's cool. And then she was like, why are you talking to that girl? And then it was just like, quake. And then she, like, clawed me in my neck. and then they got her kicked out. I didn't even say anything. Everybody just saw her, like, hit me,

and then they threw her out, and then she snuck back in and then did it again, and then she got arrested. That's crazy. The situation, I'm not calling her crazy, because it doesn't make nobody seem out to be crazy, but damn, Vic. God, Lee, Vic.

Yeah. No security there? There was. They weren't good, though. Okay. They weren't good. And you didn't get back with her. No.

Okay. I knew it. Oh my God. You got back with her dog? Probably a little bit. But never like, never like long term. Did you show up to the case on her side? No.

No. No. No. Yeah. I can't. The timeline's a little fuzzy, but. I'm posy with a lot of car. I know.

I got a concussion. Porecito. It's not right. It's not. Well, they say one of three men experience. One in three men experience. Yeah. Oh, you're.

Three men? Thank you for the staff. There's five of us in here. Oh, yeah, sorry. Five of dudes. I was talking about it. Including Angie. So that would, in that thing.

If there was one more dude, it would have been two and six men. True. And I think Comberto's been through it too. No. Yeah, let's do it. Bring it. Bring it. No.

No. No. You wanted this. You, you, you, you, you scheduled this. Comberto. Umberto. Umberto. Columberto.

Hey, hey, yes or no, bro. you've been through like some some physical stuff with like a girl maybe somebody you right a girl beat you not beat me but it was more like a demoralized me what what why you guys laugh me there's there's kids involved demoralized you turned around no I was looking at Jose because you hit me oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh you're on her so she demoralized you I mean it was she humidified you kind of yeah okay A little bit of, it wasn't like domestic violence.

It was just making me feel like less of a person. And just making me stay away from. She was demeaning. Making me stay away from my family. And I felt like that's what kind of hurt because it was like I can see my kids. Like it was wrong to see my mom. It was wrong to see like my family. Controlling, bro.

Yeah. So I feel like something like that, yeah. Emotional. And it just made me feel like I was wrong for doing that. So I think if I can say something in guys is just step up for yourself, you know. And love yourself. Don't love other people. Love yourself.

How did you get away? I left her. I left her. Angie, paid for the, what is it called? You leave a place and you have to pay money. Deposit? I had to, yeah, I had to like pay my deposit. I paid hers just to leave the apartment, so I wouldn't be there no more.

And I went back home. See, that's what we needed. That's what we needed. That's what we needed. You see how we handled it with love and all that? Yeah. That's great. She cut me.

Said it was fake blood. Next time calling, we need you right now. See, thank you for getting us back on good races. Thank you. Go into heaven again. All right, let's end this, please, please. It's Farad 106, LA's number one for Hia, Buenos Dias. Good morning to you.

It's back to school, we are all dressed in our first day of school of fly. I came in uniform, you guys. That's cool. You did. I literally went to Target and I shopped for back to school uniforms. Okay, I was going to ask. How did you get that cardigan? Wow.

Targe. Okay, Targe. Targee. If anyone wants a large uniform jacket after this, I'll give it to you. She got that cardigan because she used her cardigan. Oh, bars. Anyways. Speaking of, concrete is it.

I don't have to buy anything. No, you're in your first day fresh. You are dressed like a ninja turtle. You look like what my son David went to kindergarten in. You starting kindergarten or first grader? Yeah. You have a Nickelodeon backpack. You have like a cool little, little hat.

He's in bright green and shorts. Jeez shorts. Jesus. He's a shirt. Exactly that. Oh, I look in shoes. Yellow shoelaces. I like it.

I like it. What grade are you in? Kindergarten. In kindergarten. Put your stuff in your cubby. Can I go take a lap? No. Okay, okay.

That's preschool. Kindergarten, no. No. Angie, you're very preppy. You're very like, ooh. High school vibes. Beverly Hills High. All of that.

With my slick foot ponytail. Vic, I don't know that you know that it's summer. He's wearing a rock-aware jacket. Denim. Very heavy-heavy-d denim. I would see you like that in the South Bay, bro, for real. That's how I've dressed every day. And then there's always kids that don't have it like that.

Less fortunate children? Yes. Hey, can... That's not true. Can I borrow a pencil good? Yeah. Can I have a piece of paper? Can I pull out of here, dude.

No, don't do that. Never came prepared. I didn't get a backpack at the back to school. I'd get a backpack at the back to school. Oh. You guys ran out really fast. She got that early. Somehow the kid that never has any supplies, but always has his hair dyed.

Yeah. It's the same kid. It's because his mom one day's turn and baby will have his hair. They just spilled peroxide on his head. Yeah. He was over, he shouldn't have been. Oh, Chris. Oh, Chris.

He didn't bring nothing but cigarettes to school. Like, he loves it here. He does love it here. And half a slim gym, poor, fucking. He's getting school lunch, for a real. I was about to say that's the only reason like school for the lunch. Yeah, I eat by myself. Yeah, the teachers that actually call him by his name, okay?

Tuponitabba. I have to eat by myself. myself too. All right, well, that's our first two. Wait into the video. Our first day at school outfit, okay?

Very sad over there. But we do have Fast and Fury is Hollywood Drift. Yeah. Hollywood tickets. Four tickets up for grabs. And today it's student big. You don't have your glasses

you usually have on? I know. You want to put your glasses on my lap? Put them on. So, Vic, we're going to spin the wheel. Big Z. Yes. Oh, God.

I meant your other glasses. He's like a mix between Jay-Z and C. Murda. He's been sharing belly. Jay-C. Murder. Jay-C. Murder. J-Z. All right. Well, we're going to spin the wheel. It's a wheel of classes. Depending on what it lands on. I have a tribute question for you, brother.

Just to test your knowledge coming back to school, my friend. If you get it right, someone wins. If you get it wrong, someone else wins, all right? Vanessa and Carson is going for you. Leslie and West Covina against you, okay? Either way, one of these lovely ladies will go to... Universal Studios, okay? All right, spin the wheel, please. Spin it. Oh, wow.

Very long wheel. Very long wheel. Still going. Can you just stop it? Oh, it's almost done. It is on. Bad. Worst subject, guys.

That's my specialty. I love that. I never. You know I never passed algebra? Oh, man, that's sad. Algebra 1? Never. Dude, that's like the easiest one.

That's like 9.3. I did. geometry though somehow better with shapes yeah okay Vic this is a word problem math math oh damn can I get a scratch paper no word problem yes okay damn when I was six years old my sister was half my age okay now I am 70 years old how old is my sister 67 six seven okay when I was six years old my sister was half my age concrete is going Now I'm 70 years old. How old is my sister?

It's simple. You just subtract three because half her age at six is three. It's okay. You're in kindergarten. It's a little. Okay, so half. Half. Yeah.

Yeah, wait. Six, seven. Six, seven. All right, this ended two. Oh, six, so congratulations. Congratulations to Vanessa. Can we do another one? Vanessa.

Hey, lo perrito. Hello. You're going to Universal. Congrats. Let's go. Let's go. You're so happy. Don't laugh at that.

Like that, I think. You didn't hear the story. You didn't hear who it wasn't. Wow. You didn't hear who it wasn't. You don't know what it was. It's not her. Can we do another one?

You know another one? I love trivia and stuff like this. Oh, you love it? No, we have work to do. She was good. It's my favorite. We're stupid. Go to school.

Stay in school. Stay in school. Angie, we got cheese around the way. Yeah, you guys, Birdman's wife just celebrated their anniversary and left him out. That's next. More drama on the way. Okay, don't go anywhere. Vic, we'll do one for you, okay?

For funcies. Okay. There's seven apples in a basket. Okay. And you take away three. Okay. How many apples do you have? Take away three, what?

There are seven apples in a basket and you take away three. How many apples do you have? Still seven. You didn't take any apples away. Fick. You're thinking it too literal. Yeah, it's too literal. Yeah, dude, don't be that guy.

There are seven apples in a basket and you take away three apples. How many apples do you have? Four apples. Wrong, it's three because you took him away, so you have three apples. Stupid. Now you're back to be stupid. You should have kept it when you were smart. You see?

I knew some trickery. Some sources. Zool, come here? Man, what's going on? Damn. Cheese Mation with Angie. Okay, you guys, Birdman's wife needs to put some respect on his name, okay? Put some respect on my name.

So if you guys didn't know, Birdman's actually married to Tony Braxton. Didn't know that. It's crazy. I didn't know that. They just celebrated their two-year anniversary. Wow. And I only found that out because Tony actually posted on her Instagram, like a picture of herself, and then a second picture of herself with the wedding dress, right?

By the way, kids, bird man is not a man that's a bird. Birdman is a hip hop executive. What happened to that boy? And Tony Braxton is your mom's favorite singer. No, Tony Braxton is incredible, singing, amazing, all of that. So we got to give a little context. Yeah. And the kids are like, what?

Sorry, sorry. So they just celebrated the two-year anniversary. And so she goes on Instagram, you guys, and she posts those pictures, right, with the caption saying, celebrating two years of bliss, happy anniversary. and people are saying like why isn't Birdman in any of these pictures why didn't you mention him and they're saying like you do she just

dissed him on their anniversary so she's like basically hiding him I don't think I don't think she dissed them I have a theory that he didn't dress up as like a formal groom at all like anything. I don't think so Are there photos of their wedding?

I couldn't find any no I think he just was like you want to get the wedding dress you want the wedding I'll do everything you want and more but I'm gonna just be Birdman over here and rub my hands. It's out summer. You know what I'm going to be the five-star general over here and mind my business.

Because he's probably like I don't want to duel that whole thing. But that's your wife. You're getting married. That's your wedding. Yes, you want to dress up. You want to be the whole suit. That's the bird man. Come on, baby.

You don't show your dude. No, I don't. Okay, so if you were to post your anniversary and it's just you. That's why I don't even post my anniversary. I just found that way my anniversary was. Well, see, that's why you don't post your anniversary. That's different. know that's different he didn't know either he had to go through messages and then we found

that i'm like oh july nine cute it just passed i know happy anniversary okay so she posted it's a beautiful wedding dress it's her ring it's two two photos just her yeah just herself just her yeah and people are going in on her yeah i i i don't have a problem with it i think it's just that's their thing i mean it seems already like they have an odd marriage, right? What? Why? It's their wedding.

I would want to be in that picture no matter what. But you're not the bird man, baby. Okay, so I thought of something. I thought of something. Yeah. What if he didn't post anything, right? Because I checked his Instagram. He didn't post anything about their anniversary.

So she got mad and she posted that and then it's like, ooh, I'm going to get you. I mean, my God don't generally post me either, so I'm not mad about it. Yeah. Are you really not? Like, do you actually not get mad at it? No. I don't get mad at it. Would you want to be posted?

Yeah. Oh, I guess you. I mean, not is, yes. No, but yeah, people think that she did just some on their anniversary. But maybe. They're not posting. We're not posting or tagging him mentioning anything like that. And I think it's one of those situations where only they know what's up.

Like, only they know their little situation. And I don't think she did it to spite him. I think he's just the birdman. He's cool. Yeah, he probably doesn't care. He's the bird man, baby. Flies in every weather. Or his eyes were closed or.

Flies in everywhere. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? Hey, parents. I know you probably just dropped your kid off at school today. L-A-USD started.

Yeah. All of that. And you probably got them some cute lunch bag and like, mom, I don't want lunch at school. Don't believe in full. Do not believe them because this year around this school year, L-U-SD teamed up with celebrity chefs. Oh, what? and their own kids to make up the new menu on L-A-USD schools for this lunch year, okay?

Damn. They're going to have po sole. Pozole for lunch. No, no way. Pozole for lunch, you fools. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Damn, that sounds good right now.

It does. It's going to sound like a lot of stains for us moms. It's going to be tough to get out because it's looking like greasy. Oh, on the white shirts, yeah. Those don't come out. And there's going to be more than that because they've teamed up to do a bunch of other, other like this cool freaking menu they're gonna have uh what is it it's a katsu sandwich or something like chicken katsu yes oh my god what brr i want to try that yeah oh we had well we had the chalupas

and the chalupas saved our lives and the coffee cake it had i didn't know till after after school that like after we got out of school that our school food sucked because everyone talks about how crappy school food was but i'm like dude i love that little burrito in the morning the little heart The crisp pretreatles. Yeah. With the hard edges? Yes. I love those.

You kill somebody with the things. The freaking cookie. That was fire. He's got cookies. The only thing I hate is that they would give us like chocolate milk for lunch with a hot meal. Like that. Oh, yeah. That was weird.

That was super weird. They have a deluxe breakfast bowl. Oh, wow. And this is put together by celebrity chefs and the children at the L.A. USDA school, you guys. Only kids with good grades should be able to eat this stuff. They have a pork catsu sandwich. Pork. They have an L.A. cheese steak sandwich.

Oh, I saw it. And it comes with the second kind of thing. Yes. They have lasagna rolls, bro. What? I remember we had lasagna. Really? I never had lasagna, bro.

We had a calzone. Yeah, we had a calzone. It was too high. You burned your tongue. And they have freaking Posol, which is true with me to heck out. Pozola is really, that's actually really cool. Yeah, that's a sick one. Are these kids hungover or something or something?

They got some enudo. Yeah. Yeah. With stuff like that, why are you having me give you lunch from home? Why? I know. Why, brothers. When they got me chelados at the school.

Yeah. Like, they're having stuff that you only saw on TV, right? I remember seeing, like, the movies and, like, the kids took their trays. Oh, my God, yeah. It's like, we never had that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's like, we ever had that, you know? Andrew cafeteria?

Yeah. All we had in my school was Chick-fil-A. Like, we had Chick-fil-A. Oh, I had. Oh, I had. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, all you had. Like it was a struggle. When did you go to school, dog?

That's week. What do you read? 2014, I graduated 14. You would have chick-fil-A? At chick-fil-a? 12 years ago, they already had chick-fil-A? Yeah. That's right when it came, kind of, like, around that time.

You were still in school then? We had pizza, yeah, Domino's Pizza, too. Yeah. We only had Subway, and we thought that was like, that was a lot. At our high school, they would bring in Pizza Hut the breadsticks. Oh, my God, yes. Domino's fried sticks.

but that was enough with the socks. We had KFC famous bowls until... What is that? What is that? KFC famous bowls. It was like a bowl with like mashed potato, gravy, chicken, all that stuff. These are probably like on special days or like... We had it. No, we had it every day.

We could order it until Michelle Obama came around. Yeah. It's right pointing, Angie. Because same thing. I would drink my Coke every single day and then all of a sudden, here's your vitamin water. Well, that's bad. That's good.

That's a good thing. No, and then the pizza I went from Pizza Hut to homemade pizza. It was... What year were you in school? I graduated 2009. Oh, okay. So you got one year of it because her man was in office 2008.

No, I got a bunch of... So why are we blaming her for stuff? They acted fast. No, they acted fast. They took out the vending machines the next day. They did. It was really crazy.

It was a presidential mandate. I had to bring my own hot chitos now in the morning. It created a black market. Kids were selling stuff. Like all types of hot chitos. Yep. It was the whole thing.

You were there? I was there. Yep. We experienced it. You guys have money to buy stuff like? Yeah. Yeah. My dad gave me a dollar allowance.

Okay. Let me set the record straight for Ms. Michelle Obama. Her public health campaign started in February 2010, but we're blaming her for things that happened in 2008 and 2009. 2009. So can we put some respect on the name? Because that's kind of mean. Okay.

Well, then who did it? Well, then who did it? Why did they blame her? District officials. Your parents, the PTA. I don't know, man. They're tired of all the silver teeth. That's it.

In high school, it's crazy. Drinking a Coke at 8 in the morning? Like, come on. What's wrong with that? That was part of the experience. Concrete and Ramona is still do it. Smashing a Coke at 8 a.m. dog? No.

With a pizza bagel? Let me holler at you for me. No. A cold can of Coke dog at 8 a.m? All thirsty? What's your blood pressure like? Fantastic. That's what we tell you, though.

I don't give a. No. Let me get a cold can of Coke dog with a pizza bagel and some hot Cheetos dog. Let me say, Pakeethehires more. You going to home room pool? No, that's a full construction worker meal. Do you want me here healthy or happy?

Which one do you? You can be both. You can't have both. Now you can. Because the L-A-USC school lunches are designed to be both healthy and keeping the kids happy. by reminding them of the motherland. Good thing I'm not going back to school. Can they send us some or something?

Yeah, for real. They actually had like a tasting. I'm like, dang, why can't we be a part of that? I want to try the pork catsu sandwich. Like a chila renaos over there? All right. Well, that's don't you know? I'm a little cool.

Hey, Scott. Hell of studios. What's 9 plus 10? Try in your life? Look at this studio. Ooh. Peritos, ladies have came up with another crazy poll. All right?

They said that these ladies have listed the first worst date ideas that are a super hard pass. I'm going to give you the first five real quick. And then you guys can give me the worst idea of a first day that you guys have. Okay. You guys ready for that? Okay. I'm confused. Okay.

Check it out. The first worst date idea is cheesecake factory. What? I thought that was pretty good. That's amazing. That's amazing, dogs. Fight with me a cheesecake. You know I love to go there.

Take me on a first date. Applebee's. That's hard. Don't sleep on I've been there. Dolaritas. Yes. Dollaritas. First date, like, that's invented for that.

Are you, chilies? Bro, who doesn't want that? Oh, the triple dipper? The triple dipter. The chicken tortilla soup? What? Those are the top three worst first date. These are the, yeah.

And then four is Chipotle. Okay. And number five is Olive Garden. What? Oh, I love Olive Garden. Had any of you ever taken a girl on a first date to any of those restaurants? Chili's yes. I've done chilies, yes.

I know you haven't, Vic. You take him to catch. No, no, no. Oh, damn. Strong first impression. Let you down after that. That's horrible. There's actual worst first dates, really.

I remember I went on a first date by my friend did a blind date on us. Thank goodness it was in the past. And it was with a cop. And we went to like an EDM club and then we went to a strip club. And not like a like a Sam's or Ace of Diamond. What are those? AOD? I have no clue what you're talking about.

Not one of those. It was one that they gave, you know, like you're leaving the clubs, and then sometimes they give you like a little flyer. They gave us a flyer to a strip club on sunset, but it was like a white strip club. Oh, the rock and roll ones. Yeah, we went in there. The stripper was smoking a cigarette.

Nice. I was so scared. He was so happy and I was so scared. I was like, why is this my life right now? And it was before Uber. That I take a taxi home. He set the tone early, huh? Yeah, this woman, you don't want to be Officer Ricky's main thing.

You got to get down with a get down. You all get, don't, doon, doon, doon, do, do, do, do. Br. And boys, what you're on. What you're going. Guess what car you had? The charger. The charger.

Wow. All the cops are the charger. In the New York City, but the girls are putting it. Yes. They walk me home. Yes, brother. I can't see this. This is not my life.

Dear Joe, why did you do that to me? Oh, my. The police officer? Yeah. You're like you're my hand closed. Should have been CHP. Wow. All right.

Anybody else? What's a real bad first date? That I've experienced? Or like we've experienced or like an idea? No, like an actual bad first date. I had a first date. I took her to a bar because she was like, oh, let's have a drink. And I was like, all this is casual.

Let's go have a drink. She had two drinks. And she was drunk as hell, dropping all the chairs, making a mess. So we left. But when we left, she was like, I don't feel too good. She threw up all inside of my car everywhere, and I had just got that car. Yep. So maybe a bar is not the good.

Don't get her drunk. Hotchito stains everywhere. Don't do the bar stuff. Yeah. Any of the else? Yeah, I went to the movies with the girl, and immediately after, she's just telling me how her ex-boyfriend's not over her, and he just fought a guy last week, and he's crazy. He just bought a gun.

And he's like, he's 6-5, he plays football. might have seen him. Like, yeah, he's so crazy. But anyway, so, like, what do you want to do? Yeah. I want to go home. I want to go home. I want to get the hell out of here.

She spent the whole time talking about him. I'm like, I'm out of here. Yeah. To me, it was actually also a blind date. And that was the first time I saw the guy. And we would text and stuff and he was funny. And then I meet him and he's really ugly. And then we go to the movies.

It's true. I wasn't in a question. Okay, I think we're getting the question wrong. I was asking places that are bad to go to. You guys were just telling me. About the bad people. Yeah. Like mine was an EDM club and a strip club.

You guys were like, oh, this guy's so ugly. Any place is bad with the wrong person. Yeah. Well, one of the first dates I went with me and my girl, some other guy took us. It was a business thing. And he wanted to make jeans from my girl. And I was like, I'm going to go. You mo'i to be a peggar.

Where are we going? And he took her us to a French restaurant and I ate Escarko. I was like, yeah, cataras. You want to date us? I was like, so, what are we doing, guys? He was like, oh, wow, you're here. I was like, yeah, hell I am, buddy, what's going on? So you were already with your girl and my guy had hit her up?

Yeah, we were dating, we were dating, you know, we were boyfriend and girlfriend, and then she was like, I'm going to go on a business meeting at a restaurant. I was like, yeah, we are. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we're going. Oh, we're going. He's like, no, that's gay. Oh, no, that's gay.

No, no. I tried it. Let me tell you. He don't know what he's doing. He does not know what he's doing. He sucks. Oh, my goodness. Oh, yes.

But that's worse than... Never go to a French restaurant. Because S-cargo and what is the little fish things, what is it? S-cargo and that's snail. What is it? Caviar. Yeah, he was trying to like woo us. Did you like us?

Us. He was trying to show off. That's bad. Dude, yeah, right. There you go. Thank you so much, my friend. these duties. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Play ball. All right, you guys. So the NFL's regular season kicks off next month, September 9th, but the Raiders season could be over already. Why?

Look, Max Crosby, the Raiders best player and the team captain since 2021, got in a fight with their new starting quarterback, Kirk Cousins. Wow. Ready? Yes, yes. Look, fights happen during training camp because it's hot and people want to earn their spot. But typically stars don't go out of with each other. It's not like the main heads. No, it's for like the people just trying to make the team. So this is kind of an issue and you're never supposed to hurt the quarterback. The quarterback literally has a red jersey that means no contact. Don't, not touchy. And he's, his job Max Crosby's is to get to the quarterback. So that means he just ignored all the rules. Damn.

Yes. And so it wasn't a practice and it was just a Raider part. Raider part. No, maybe? That's how they were acting. They're fighting like Raider fans. I think this is good. It could be. It is because I've, the times that I've got into a fight with people, I usually end up becoming really cool friends with them. That happens. You know what I'm saying?

You build this certain bond with them. And then you're able to go to war with them. And football is war. It is. It is. And speaking of that, that could cause a civil war, though, in the locker room. It could be team cousins and team Crosby because of like, you know what I'm saying? Like that's like, oh, some people thought he was wrong.

Some people thought he was right, whatever the case is. So, you know, I just want to say, 2026 was fun, but Raider fans, let's look forward to 2027. Already? It was a good run. We had a couple weeks of practice, a training camp.

Isn't like Tom Brady a part of your staff somewhere? He is. He's part owner. Yeah, he's part owner. He's in the front office. But to Kahn's point, it could also be that. We could win the Super Bowl because I had to look back and I'm like, what happens during these type of fights?

Do teams get closer? Do they grow? That builds camaraderie, dude. There's a very famous. famous time of this happening. Travis Kelsey, everybody knows Taylor Swift's man. He punched his teammate,

Jack Cochran, and after he scored a touchdown at practice. That's his name. And it was a big drama, but they ended up going to win the Super Bowl that season. So it might be a sign of a good fortune. It can be. This weekend was crazy.

How many times have we fought here? And look at us. Never fought. No? No. Do you have something to get off your chest? Yeah. You've never punched me in the...

No, never. Hell no. Never. Human resources, scratch that. Did anyone else do anything crazy this weekend? Real talk. In the room. Do you do something that you might wish wasn't in the press?

Anybody, Angie, Greg? No. You guys were good, angels this weekend? Yeah, we were good. Car got hit. Yeah, my car got hit. And then what did you do? What did you do?

After your car got hit, what did you do? I went home? Oh, you went home? Where did the other person go? What other person? The person? that hit your car or that you hit oh no I was parked like my car was parked oh hit my car oh that's the story he's sticking with just want you to know your actions can affect us all in

heaven Angie repercussions Diosito's gonna be like you are who your friends are and are you the type of person I didn't do anything bad Angie it's bad my conscience is clear Angie that's worse what I do you're no remorse before you say what it is Angie what I'm gonna yeah you need saving Papa con is Oh, yeah. Papa Khan. Are you serious right now? Yes.

Concord, you couldn't have unbunded that before you. No, it's ready. Okay, it's ready. Oh my gosh. Am I going to be baptized? No. It's concrete. He always had dreams of being a pope.

He always had dreams of being a pope. He just rolls around with this? Yes. Yeah. And his back. Padre. Hey, respect. Oh, my bad.

Sorry, Padre. Pardon Padre. Sorry. No, it's okay. No, it's okay. Papacan, I know usually there's confessions for like your own self. Yes. But I'm a sweet angel.

Papa Khan is here. Papa Khan, I have come to you with the sins of my friend, Angie. Diga, me, me, Nina. Angelica. Yeah. She parks in the handicapped zone, Papa Khan. I do. Tell me, why do you do it?

Because it's easy and I don't want to struggle. And then I think in my head it makes sense because there's two. So if there's another person handicapped, they have the other one. Well, actually, Angie, when I saw you walking, I thought you were handicapped. Do you want to become handicapped? No. Are you sure? Every now and then I talk like your handicapped.

Do you walk with a limp when you get off the car? I don't. And that's the thing. I don't feel bad. Because again, I think I'm like, there's another one next. Wait, you don't feel bad about what you do parking in a handicapped? So when a real handicapped person comes up and you're parked there, you think that's okay? You've never seen them.

Why? Yes, because you're inside. You're inside the store. I am. I'm. I don't know. Angie, when was the last time you did that, sister? How many times have you said?

This weekend? Mm-hmm. Like maybe three times. Oh, God. How sorry are you? I'm not. Oh. But I'm being honest.

I could lie to you right now, Padrecito, and I'm not. Ah, well, you got the carpooling. To hell this weekend. You need to change your ways, sister. You need to change your ways. Papacan, I think you need to do the... See, L'A. Well, they're supposed to be...

the wall right here, but I'm going to go through the wall. He just palmed their forehead. Diosito, for a vaj this demonio of this seora. Salte, demonio. Now, release Angelica.

Release angelica. Sal, Sal, demon. Are you changed, sister? Oh my God. I think so. I feel horrible. Good.

I feel so bad. That's guilt. It's Catholic guilt right there. Wow, that's the power. That's the power. That's the power. Abiosito. That's the power.

Yeah, that's the power. Wait a little. Ked a little. Mazz, more, more, more. If you two need saving. Yes, please, give us a call. Give us a call.

If you messed up over the weekend, your sins can be forgiven because we now have Papa Khan. Papa Khan is here for you. And Ice Cube said go to church. Yeah. You're scared, you go to church. And if you've done something wrong, you hit us up on Brownback mornings, right?

Concrete? Yes. 818. I'll be praying for you. I'll be praying for you. I'll be. I'll be it up with your, with your maldiciones, your sins, your peccados. Yeah.

What you got with you? Oh, I do. Oh, no. Big, look straight ahead. Let's just let it rip. Go. So I went to church this Sunday. Yes.

Oh, that's good. That's good, my son. And while everybody wants. went to go get their communion. Yes, sir. I checked my phone. What was you looking at? That's bad?

Twitter. Sorry. I had nothing to do with the Lord. I'm sorry. Did you see any message right there from the Lord? I didn't. What did you see? Do you follow the Lord on Twitter?

I don't. Maybe you should. I need to. Papa Khan, as your altar girl that snitches on everybody, they have on Twitter. They do? They have porn on Twitter. He's worse than me.

What? This is breaking news, you guys. Hold on. We should tell people about this. Now he's lying to the priest. They do that. Where did they do that? You know, I'm sicker here.

I didn't even. I would have to investigate this even further. You lustful man. You lustful man. Wow, that's one of the sins. Look forward. You're in the confessional. I'm sorry, I'm not.

What would you like to, okay, what would you like to repent about right now? Just checking my phone. I shouldn't have checked it while I was in God's house. Mm-hmm. And I'm sorry. Do the thing with the head. Give me 106 Hell Marys right now.

Oh, Mary, run with me. Now he's making fun of our worst. Another guy that has the carpooling to hell this week. What? Papakhan. You're not forgiving. Oh, me. Okay.

Your sister not forgiving. All right. Okay. Okay. We're going to do this every Monday. If you have failed over the weekend, if you have slipped on your faith, okay? It was a slip and slide. All right.

Papakana is here to take your confession. No, stas bien, wui Um Tad bien Um, if you guys

want to give me five bucks for the tidings Yeah, yeah, yeah I think you deserve it I think you deserve it Yeah, for sure Sack a canasta That's what is

Saka la canasta Saka la canasta For favor Much Thanks, thanks, Papa Kahn Yeah Thank you, I feel better

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