Brown Bag Mornings - 08/11/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 💆♂️ DRAKE’S MASSEUSE SCAM & 🤰 FANTASY FOOTBALL PREGNANCY PANIC
Episode Date: August 11, 2026We’re diving into the "Iceman’s" latest finesse as Drake reportedly blames his massage therapist for his sudden obsession with Karol G’s waistline—but the crew isn't buying the story for a sec...ond. The Homie Helpline gets absolutely unhinged as listeners call in with the most diabolical fantasy football punishments, including a full drag photo shoot and a guy forced to pick up numbers at a gay bar. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so you know we noticed Klay Thompson trying to stay "low-key" in a hat at the OC Fair while on a very public date with a mystery woman. Plus, we’re sounding the alarm on "chaffa" squishy toys that might be toxic and celebrating Punch the Monkey, the zoo’s favorite "step-dad" who finally got his revenge on the bullies. Finally, we debate if taking a girl to the fair is officially a "date" or if you're just a "friend" who's really good at winning stuffed animals. [Edited by @iamdyre 🙂↕️] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (4:38) Scrolling (8:14) Homie Helpline (19:42) Chisme (23:33) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Highlights are brown bag
Now what's going on?
Cheese Mason with Angie
Okay you guys
If Drake and Carol G.
Start dating
Oh my God
It's because of a massage
I don't
Because Drake is blaming it on his masseuse
Saying like he actually
Blaming what?
He's with her?
No no
No no
Okay hold on
He's blaming
Say like the connection between him and Carol
Because if you guys didn't know
Carol G and Drake actually have a new
song together called
A-E on her new album.
So apparently, Drake is blaming his masseuse
saying, you guys, Drake apparently
slid into Carol G's DMs, right,
and asked her for a video
because, I know it sounds really crazy.
Oh, sounds like Drake.
He asked her for a video because apparently
he said or claiming that his masseuse
was a big fan of Carol G.
Oh.
But I don't think I believe this fool, okay?
Because since the past, since Iceman came out,
on Besty, he's been rapping about how much he wants a Latina
and even mentioned Carol G.
Listen.
Yeah, I want a Latina, I want a Latina.
I want a G like Carolina.
We just let up a hop.
And now we have this collapse.
He was at her concert.
He posted her on Instagram.
Like, he's been doing the shooting of the shots.
For sure.
Yes, he has.
Yeah.
And that have a collaboration.
Yeah, and that collaboration, he's talking about how much he wants.
He's talking about how he wants to be on her and things like that.
They're basically married already.
Yeah, basically.
No.
Ship it.
She's OVO.
She's OVO now.
No.
I don't know.
Because even on the song, you guys, at the end, he's doubling down how much he wants Carolina.
I want a Latina.
I want a lot, Tina.
I want a face just like Carolina.
And I want a waist just like Carolina.
Yeah.
Well.
How do you know her waist?
I know, right?
How do you know Carolinas?
Who doesn't know her waist?
I think he's lying about the whole masseuse thing.
Yeah.
I don't believe that.
Well, she told the story to Rolling Stone.
They interviewed her and she's like, yeah, the way we got connected was a few years back.
He DM because his massage therapist is a fan of me.
And she wanted a video, so I sent it to her.
And then we just kind of like, hey, we hate each other back and forth.
I do the same thing.
My mom wants to say hi.
Can you do a video for my cousin?
You're a fan of Letti?
That's crazy.
I don't talk three, too.
You on a video?
How are they doing?
You on a video?
Yeah.
I feel like he finessed that whole situation.
He's his own masseuse probably like.
I don't even think he has one.
I know.
That's a thing.
Yeah.
It's him.
But it worked.
It's a masseuse.
It did.
It did work.
They have the collab and she was going back and forth with him.
That's a good icebreaker from the ice man right there.
But yeah, I just, I don't buy his story.
I believe that's what she thinks happens.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
I believe that she may think.
Oh, okay.
She probably did a video for a massage therapist.
Yeah.
She's over here like, oh, bye.
Bye.
I know.
There's nobody on the other than phone.
I'm just wondering.
It's him.
It's him in that video.
It's him getting a massage.
It's the helicopter video.
Him massaging himself.
Those are better.
Okay.
So she really thinks that they have friends with.
Yes, she really for real things.
She interviewed with Rolling Stone, and that's the story she shared.
That's why I'm saying, like, I don't buy it, Carol.
I think he's lying to you in that video was really.
She's kind of getting your pen, Karen.
He's set up.
You don't see it.
He wants your waist.
I do banty.
yeah no they're basically married dog at this point
but he wouldn't be
he wouldn't be doing all this 20 v one dating
yeah you guys would be Carolina
you guys wouldn't approve of this of this relationship
no he's a toxico
Carol Gilles andita she's already had an
she's toxic
She's a treasure she's a little treasure
Let her be let her be
She's just the girl
Yeah
And her pick was really bad when she was with her pre, like her ex-ex, I'm well.
He was a bad boy and all of that.
Then she got with Fade who's chill, like he's a cool guy.
Yeah.
Getting with Drake, though.
No.
Oh, my God.
You guys will hate that because you guys love Carol G so much and don't like Drake.
Or they love Drake very much.
No.
Oh, why is he doing that?
Yuck.
It's for sure that Carolina.
We've been protective of her forever.
I don't know.
Reverse psychology.
Like, stop.
It's not reverse ecology.
He's trying to use it on you.
I know.
Sproling with zombies.
Punch the monkey is going viral again
for playing stepdad since he never got the dad
that he wanted.
Who's Punch the monkey?
Punch the monkey.
Thank you for asking, Lettby.
Punch the monkey is a little monkey that went viral
at the Jap, Japan Zoo.
You guys remember?
At the Jap.
At the Jap Zoo.
That's crazy.
Not even con.
Not even me at the Jap Zoo.
Nice.
A wongtong zoo.
Jesus, man.
At the sushi rosy.
Okay, he went far.
Yeah.
I just saw an entrance and I totally went in.
Insane, my friend.
There's your clue, Eric.
He was a little baby monkey, you know.
He was abandoned by his family.
Yes, he had an old plushy.
He had his little plushy, and then when he tried to make friends with other monkeys, they were like, hell no, they were being mean.
Haders, they were hating on the little perro.
Sounded like this.
So sad.
Greg, I've been wondering what the heck has happened to him because there was so much coverage on him and then nothing.
Yep.
Well, he's the monkey that stepped up because now he's a year old.
His birthday just passed.
Aw, cutie pie.
Happy birthday, by the way, he shares a birthday with Angie.
Yay!
I am
Puncha
Puncha
Yeah
How do you say
Punch is Spanish
Punch
Madrasux
I know the three
Cool
Oh
Ponche
Ponchita
Ponchita
Ponci
Alonzo
Well punch is one year old
And
so what he does
now
he's nice to all
the little babies
that are in the zoo
now
So there's like little
babies
that come in
And stuff like that
He's a little
babysitter
for all the new baby
That's so cute.
And people are loving it.
That's so cute.
Punch has actually brought a lot of popular people to the zoo.
He gets about 3,200 letters a month now.
What?
At the zoo.
Do they know?
He can he sit there and read there?
How can he sit there?
He has no time to read.
Can he even?
He has to be a monkey man.
They're saying the zoo is even getting some upgrades.
They're adding some shading to where he lives at and stuff like that now.
So it's like people love Punch.
You know what?
I hope the older monkeys that were maintained.
him, tell him thank you, which they probably won't, but because their living conditions have upgraded a lot
because of his existence.
I wonder if they like, other monkeys like, oh, that food's famous.
Not looking.
He thinks he's all bad now.
He's all bad.
For sure.
Hey, I made him famous.
If I didn't bully him, he wouldn't be famous.
It's only big because of us, right guys?
We get bananas.
He get banana shakes.
Look at them.
A little cinnamon on top.
Banana lattes.
Very good.
Very good.
Banana faps.
Me gusta.
Yeah.
Yeah, I punched the monkey.
He's being loving.
Everybody loves him.
That's good for him.
It's going good for him now.
That's a happy story.
He's a happy story.
Be careful.
Why?
He's stopped monkeying around before he gets beat up.
Oh, it could have stopped right there.
Not you, country.
Country.
Not you.
No, you guys don't get it.
Ar.
Awkwit.
Just give me like one.
I'll say bus.
Please.
Err,
Hurr,
hurt,
Ruh,
Ruh, Ruh
Ruh
Ruh Ruh
Ruh
Rue
Rue
Rue
Dreg features
And make another hit
All right
Check this out
Homie
You need a
Homey
Or need some help
We need your
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We need a line
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Phone Line
We got you for
The Homie
Help Line
Rieie
He needs
He needs some help
Besides this
He needs a lot of
help
But he needs
help with this fantasy football
league. The
certified torta pounders have a,
they need a last place punishment because they're
officially out of ideas. Are you okay?
I'm okay. I'm okay.
They said that the last few times they've had
a loser shave their head and the eyebrows.
They've also made a guy take
a blow up doll and a date.
Also, one guy held
a sign that said, I blow at fantasy football
outside of a liquor store, a bunch of crazy stuff.
But now they want to know before August
22nd what other leagues have done
and, you know, what other crazy punishments are out there.
Yeah, there's been some crazy ones.
Okay, so we are asking you to hit us up with your fantasy football team if you had one
and what's the craziest punishment.
You guys have had, this is all starting right now.
This is what the guys are excited about, right?
I figure losing your money would be enough face.
I thought so.
Yeah, enough is enough.
I want to kick me while I'm down.
You have to do something.
Okay, so we got Jorge and Eagle Rock.
What's up, Jorge?
Hey, what's up, brown bag?
What's up, bro?
Do you have a fantasy football team or had?
Oh, yeah, I still do and I run a league and everything as well.
Oh, what's your league name?
The commission.
Ah, the Vitos.
The what?
La Vida.
The Vito's.
The Vito.
The Vito.
Vito.
Okay.
Okay.
What did you have to do for your last place punishment?
Or what did you have someone do?
Well, we had a guy go to a gay bar and,
made him basically had him pick up five numbers before he was able to leave the bar.
And he was unsuccessful, we made him go back and do it again.
Did you guys go to the gay bar with him?
Because how would you know that he was successful or not?
We had a gay friend go with him.
Okay.
Oh, a wingman.
A wingman.
His chaperone.
Why are all your punishments gay stuff?
Like, why is that the go-to thing for dudes?
He's still there.
He never left.
He stuck on number four.
On purpose?
Legend says you still there,
Molden's teeth,
oh, we got three.
Yeah, Jorge.
Jorge, did he do it?
Did he do it?
Yeah, he did.
He did it like in two tries, though.
He was pretty good at it, though.
He was pretty good at it.
He was at fantasy football.
Damn.
Oh, yeah, well, he was in last place there.
Okay, that there's a punishment.
That's pretty good.
You straight guys, trim me out.
All your jokes and all your punishment, hey, dude, something gay.
Like, we're dressed, bro.
It's so funny.
It's hilarious.
It's so funny.
It wasn't funny.
It wouldn't do it.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's go to Jessica and Compton.
What's up, Jessica?
Jessica.
Hi.
Hi, Jessica.
Do you have a fantasy football league?
I do as well.
Yes.
Oh, what is it?
What's it called?
Badi League.
Batty League.
Badi League.
Badi League.
Okay.
Talk to us about your league.
Who's in it?
What has a lot?
Have you guys done as a last place punishment?
This is actually our first year going to do a punishment,
and we're actually thinking of loser has to get a fake pregnancy belly,
and we're all going to go to the bar together,
and she has to order and take shots.
Do you see how awesome that is?
They don't have to pretend they're a lesbian.
That's funny.
Okay, so homie should have his homie get a pregnancy belly
and say, I transitioned, and I'm going to get drunk.
Crazy.
Of course.
Of course you're creative.
Be more creative.
That's good.
Jessica,
you said you have something for the guys too?
Jess,
you said you have something for the guys too?
Yes,
yeah,
I have something for guys.
So my boyfriend,
his league,
they're planning to do a beer butler
for their next draft.
So not this draft,
but the next season,
whoever comes in last,
that's basically like they do
whatever they ask them to do,
get them beers,
and they have to dress up.
He's their runner.
Oh, so he's,
yeah, just, yeah.
Like Alfred.
Like, he's going to get, like, hazed almost hazing.
Yeah.
Like, hey, go take off my shoes or go get me a beer.
Yeah.
Hey, while you're up.
What's the name of his league?
I don't know.
Oh, okay.
It's like a secret society.
There you go, Jessica.
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We are inside the homie help line.
The homie Reyes.
He has a fantasy football league, and they're trying to figure out
what to do for the last place punishment.
So we're having people call in.
If you are part of a fantasy football league, get us up.
A185205.9.
Tell us what you had the last place.
The loser do.
All the other fools lost, too.
Yeah, it is only the last place.
It's like when you play beer pong and you don't make it,
yeah, you don't make it not even one, they call it trolling,
and then you have to, like, be under the table.
Yeah.
It's like similar.
It's like you're bad, but like you're really, really bad.
You're like the worst of the bad?
Yeah.
Worst to the worst.
Okay.
Let's go to Beto and Palmdale.
What's it, Beto?
Hey, hello, Beto.
Hey, good morning, Bob Bag.
What's up, bro?
Talk to us.
What did you have someone do in your fantasy league?
We made somebody stay at a Denny's for 24 hours.
Just sit?
Just sit at a Denny's?
Yeah, we have to stay there.
Any 24-hour place works like a gym or a Denny's just hanging out for 24 hours.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
What did they do that whole time?
Just order Colts or order a burger five times?
Oh, dude, I'm ordering the Grand Slam.
I'm ordering the zesty nachos.
That's awesome.
I'm having breakfast.
The cheese sticks.
Four times a day.
Did any of you guys go and sit with him during the 24 hours?
Yeah, we also shift.
Hipsing out for a little bit.
That's good.
Try to raise morale.
you know.
You guys are good homies.
That's good.
And you had good waiters because you didn't get kicked out.
That's what I say.
I think at the end everybody was pissed off that he was there.
I think the manager was looking at us crazy a little bit.
Okay.
Okay.
Not against the law, though.
Not against the law.
As long as you keep.
Not against the law.
And they didn't dine and ditch.
No, they paid.
Yeah.
Paying customers.
Next time try the one on sunset.
Why?
That one gets crazy.
That one gets super crazy.
That one's scary, dude.
Oh, my good.
Nicole in Rosemey.
Let's go to Nicole in Rosemey.
Nicole.
Hi, good morning.
What's up, Nicole?
Talk to us.
What type of punishment should the last place loser in our homie day is fantasy football league get?
So for last year we did a shoeie.
So someone brought a shoe and they had to drink a beer out of it.
I do that as a regular.
I've done that on Thursday.
I do that off of there.
What's the name of your fantasy football?
A ballie.
Favorite Pab time?
Oh.
Favorite pastime?
It's just so, yeah.
It's so innocent.
You need to do the Denny's thing, okay?
That's your new.
Favorite pastime.
No, it's like the beer.
Oh, Pabs.
Pabs.
Pabs.
Yeah.
Like Pabst.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
It's all girls.
The worst beer ever, everybody.
Is it?
PBR?
Yeah.
A, bro.
A, Denny's diner for 24 hours.
brother are you still in the line betto betto yeah i'm sorry what's the name of your fantasy football
ram bam thank you ma'am thank you man oh yeah man that's a yeah i mean you're something crazy
can we name you guys yeah all right let's go to cesar caesar caesar in paris what's up cesar what's up
ceas good morning bro back all you guys doing there we're we're
What's the name of your fantasy football league, brother?
Well, I'm Mexican.
We don't do fantasy football, but we do soccer.
We call it quina.
There's fantasy soccer.
Why?
You guys can do that with soccer?
Is it for, like, the World Cup?
Or for when is it?
Is it for...
Well, it's for the seasons.
So, like, say, for instance, if we like Mexican soccer league, we do Mexican soccer league,
we do the West Valley, which is in Europe, then we do Europe.
We also did it for the World Cup.
So you're able to go ahead and choose the league and just your teams and all that good stuff.
Dude, that's a lot of games, right?
Yeah.
There's always games.
That's a lot.
Yeah, it's a lot.
What was the name again?
Well, they call it a quinella.
They don't really have a name for it.
Oh, that's their type.
Like a conina.
Yeah.
And what did you?
I got to say like their type.
Oh, we got a type now just because we like soccer?
What?
What?
What?
What do you think you are?
You guys got me excited that's right.
But, Caesar, relax, brother.
Caesar,
We're on your side.
Put down the water gun, buddy.
Hold on.
You're shooting everybody over here.
Hold on, man.
I like how we're like,
hey, don't come in here unless you got,
you're ready for the,
and you're ready.
We're like, hey, chill.
I love the enthusiasm.
Yeah, no, me too, me too.
I'm a fan, which I'm feeling like a groupie right now, you know?
No, we love you, dude.
We love you.
We love you, brother.
I just asked what I do with it.
Paki, for favor.
What's the name?
There's no name.
There's no name.
It's just quinnela.
So what is the, that's the thing that's happening.
Okay.
That's the, what they call.
Okay, so the quina is the same thing.
It's like the football league.
You get talking fantasy footballing, but over in Spanish, they call it quinnela.
Got it.
Got it.
Same concept.
Understood.
Same concept.
Got it.
So what happened was they lost $500 because you have to obviously pay him to get in.
You lose $500.
And then the homie had a.
go ahead and dress up as a chick with makeup and took pictures and had a post it on
this again a photo shoot that's insane photo shoot that was love it did they get the most
likes they've ever gotten who yep that was makeup hair um a whole nine yards picture and
everything nice was the homie pretty uh I mean after the wig you know I don't know I've been a couple
of beers
Sessa
After a couple of beers
He got
Yeah, baby
You had curly hair
She had curly hair
And then I had a little like
Rarita
You know he was a little fortune
He does comedy too
Oh really
Does he?
You want to hit him up
I know a homie that also dresses up
And then posts on Instagram
Yeah
He has curly hair
Comedian
Yeah
Straight hair
Jers yeah
Tell him up
Show us the photo.
Send us to the photo.
We'll send them over right now.
Yeah.
There we go.
Thank you.
Well, Vic.
What do you think?
Well, this one time.
Dole come here?
Now what's going on?
Cheese Mason with Angie.
Okay, you guys.
Clay Thompson, basketball players for the maps.
Or if you're like me, you know him as,
make the stylion's ex.
Oh, okay?
I know him from the Warriors.
Yes, four-time NBA champion.
So Steph Curry's ex.
Someone's ex.
No, but this fool, I don't know if he was trying to be low-key or something, but this fool
on the weekend on Saturday, he was spotted in my hood at the OC Fair.
He was in the OC Fair?
The same day I was there and I missed him.
Oh.
You missed him?
How could you?
Isn't he like 20-4-todied?
I know.
He's being low-key, that's why.
He had a hat on.
6-8 with a hat on.
It worked for me because I didn't see him.
But apparently he was spotted with a mystery woman.
Because nobody knows who that girl was.
They actually didn't go to the fair.
They were spotted together at the concert.
They went to go watch this reggae rock band called Revolution.
You know them.
Really good.
Really good music.
They have a song like this.
Really popular.
Hey, bro, he gets high.
You could tell.
Easy.
I would have never guessed.
Everybody knows that.
The other day, the other, like, not the other day, but we've seen videos of Clay Thompson at King Taco turned out of his mind.
He couldn't stand up.
You could tell, like, he's the homie there like, hey, I'll order it, bro.
You go sit down.
I'll order.
He's a little.
Yeah.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
But he's with a new girl.
He was a make the stagling.
Yeah, well, I mean, we don't know if that was a date or what he was trying to do, but he was watching the conference.
answer with that one girl.
That's a good question.
Is it a day if you take him to a fair?
Yeah.
I think that.
Yeah.
That has to be, right?
Yeah, it's a fair.
That's a date.
That's a date.
So why did you take that girl with a man?
Yes.
Oh, I love that setup.
Photo booth.
Did you guys go on the photo booth?
Did you see how Adamie he was?
He was.
He was.
He set me up for that one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's my homie.
That's a home.
But that is a date place.
Like, you take a date there.
So why did you do that?
I took a friend.
You took a friend with a whole.
man to the L.A.
Fair.
But I just asked if you take someone to the fair.
You put it at Disneyland too, no?
You're taking somebody to do.
Oh, same girl.
Oh, same girl.
Who takes a girl with a man to do?
Oh, what?
Fight for my life.
Wait, but I mean, you didn't like pay for like all the drinks and stuff though, right?
I did.
Okay, but you guys didn't take pictures together like a couple, right?
No, no, no, no.
She has a boyfriend.
I respect that.
What do you respect?
Question.
If he FaceTime.
Do you both get on screen?
Or do you hide?
What do you mean?
Like if you were to FaceTime her
while you're taking her to the fair?
No, he knows who I am.
I know.
Yeah, why would I hide?
Does he see you?
Why would I?
Yeah.
She knows, she knows.
She knows.
She tells her.
Pictures, no.
Whatever happens at Space Mountain,
happens to Space Mountain.
Don't degrade space mount.
I like that.
Did you get out?
Stuffed animal?
Did you win her?
Yeah, I won her like three.
What?
What?
That's a date.
That's a date.
Greg.
Do we're talking about Clay Thompson.
Okay, yeah, back to Clay Thompson.
We're on you.
Yeah, so Clay Thompson was,
we weren't seeing him winning prices for this girl.
We just saw them at the concert.
I like that no one knows who the girl is.
And I hoped he can have that.
Yeah.
Like, privacy.
His relationship with May, like,
it probably on both of them is like,
damn, it's too public.
It was very public.
And you know what's crazy?
They only did it for like nine, ten months.
But now I know it.
That's a lot.
That's still a long time.
Yeah, it's almost a year.
Yeah.
Is the girl pretty?
we were only able to see the back of her head
but she looks pretty
the back of her head was ridiculous
yeah
yeah
yeah
my mom move
and parents listen up
because I know it's so easy to be like
these kids don't stop bugging me
for this freaking needles
and these freaking squishies
I'm gonna go buy some fake ones
like we used to buy the lafous
because they wanted the la bububoos
and they're rare
and you gotta go to five below at 10 a.m.
And everybody takes them
It's a whole process.
Wow.
And then there's rare ones, but your kid wants it now because little, little penny over there.
She got all of them in her room.
Damn.
You know the drama.
Oh, I know the struggle.
So I know it's super easy to go and reach for the fake ones.
Yesterday I was at the gas station.
They had them at the gas station.
And I'm like, I don't think these are the real ones.
But they are at a good price.
However, officials are saying there's a legitimate concern because just in June, the UK
trading standards, they seized, which is basically, and they're,
the UK, they're not customs, but the people at the airport that'd be taking stuff.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, the TSA.
They seize nearly 2,000 unsaved squishy toys, including suspected counterfeit needle products
and copies of the popular dumplings.
Officials reported strong chemical orders, odors, excuse me, odors, which could be bad,
and you don't know what the heck they're putting in the squishy for your kids.
Yeah.
You don't know if they're inhaling something wrong, ingesting something wrong.
They're putting these things in a microwave, and it's splurting back in their face.
It's bad.
Be careful.
I think I've had two of those
cancerous things or whatever they are
squished in my pop in my back seat.
No way.
Yeah, because Brooklyn, my stepdaughter,
she has them and then she squeezes them so tight
and then they just pop.
They just pop because they're, and then she starts crying
and then she tells like Jordan,
she's like, my girl, she's like, oh my God, no.
And then like she freaks out because she thinks I'm going to be bad.
But at that point she's already crying,
so I just can't even say anything.
And you are mad, but also.
And I can't even love.
Look back.
I can't even look back.
Because it's going to make it worse.
So I'm just like driving.
Like nothing happened.
Like my backseat isn't full of cancerous, whatever that is.
Oh, white seats.
Yes.
And to be fair, I'm sure the even real ones splattered.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But at least you know that they went through some process of getting some kind of services going through standard and meeting all of that.
Whereas the fake ones, you don't know what they're putting in there.
You don't know if it, I don't know if it contains any kind of really.
horrible chemical to just be sold.
True.
But, come on.
As kids, we used to do a lot of dumb stuff.
But that doesn't mean we want better.
We don't, we want better for our children.
I know.
We used to get our fingers stuck in those little things that you pulled together and stuff like that.
Chinese finger.
Yeah.
But that's meant to get you.
That's called the Chinese finger.
Yeah.
It's the purpose.
That's dangerous.
Yeah, but the purpose of the squishy is not to be toxic for your kid to give him cancer or anything.
Let them learn.
No.
Oh my gosh.
Like when we like inhaled permanent markers allegedly, like that was on purpose.
You're not doing that on purpose.
Okay, but how can you tell the difference between a fake one and a real one if they all look the same?
If you didn't get at five below, it's probably thinking.
Oh, that's where it's legit.
That's where the dumplings are.
Probably.
Yeah.
The five below?
Yeah, it's a whole thing.
So they're not that expensive.
I don't trust them.
They're not.
They're not.
But they're rare.
I don't trust five below, period.
What?
I love five below.
Hey, that's a great point.
That's a great place.
It is.
Don't you start.
Don't you start.
Don't you lie.
I don't trust.
I don't trust five below.
This fool, we went to Cleveland this week, this past week.
And he had a bunch of candy snacks.
Guess where the bag said.
Five below.
I know, but listen.
Wow.
The candy is trustworthy.
Okay.
You can't have a place that's called Five Below and then I see things for 1099.
That's the and more section.
Yeah.
It's Five Below.
The store says five below.
But inside it says and more.
The store says five below, though.
So there's signs, baby.
This is the new 9-19-7 store.
The store says five below.
But if you want more, there's and more.
They have a section for that.
And there's signs like letty-sets.
So check this out.
And then the needles are really expensive too.
And again, they'll copy the whole cardboard.
They'll have copy the look, all of that.
But needle itself, their products are non-toxic, latex-free, and tested to the standard.
See, now when we get into the fake ones,
No one's testing them.
Of course not.
No one's meeting the standard.
No.
The FDA or whoever the heck is the one doing that, all of that.
Right?
Yeah.
So be careful.
Don't be buying the chaffa ones.
I know it's easy.
Loki lofu-fus.
They were funny.
They were even cute to buy the little fake ones.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I bought them on purpose because they were just so like that.
It's not that bad.
I was someone going to pack a cigarettes at 12.
Who cares?
Don't encourage that.
Yep.
Don't encourage that.
Yep.
From the, it was called the produce store.
I did off of a,
Of our leader, Terabella.
Everybody.
They sold them?
What?
I was buying cigarettes and beer and everything.
So you'll be okay with little Cricito buying cigarettes.
No, but he could buy these little things.
They're not that harmful.
The fake ones?
It's not that bad.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So something bad happened.
You did worse.
I did much worse.
What?
And you're here?
Don't be.
And look at me.
Look at me.
Even his shirt is smoking.
That was money
When it was about to you buy a Toyota dealer
He has a Daffy Dug shirt
That in Daffy Dug is smoking a cigarette
That's not a cigarette
I don't know that six flags would have proof
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