Brown Bag Mornings - 08/11/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 💆‍♂️ DRAKE’S MASSEUSE SCAM & 🤰 FANTASY FOOTBALL PREGNANCY PANIC

Episode Date: August 11, 2026

We’re diving into the "Iceman’s" latest finesse as Drake reportedly blames his massage therapist for his sudden obsession with Karol G’s waistline—but the crew isn't buying the story for a sec...ond. The Homie Helpline gets absolutely unhinged as listeners call in with the most diabolical fantasy football punishments, including a full drag photo shoot and a guy forced to pick up numbers at a gay bar. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so you know we noticed Klay Thompson trying to stay "low-key" in a hat at the OC Fair while on a very public date with a mystery woman. Plus, we’re sounding the alarm on "chaffa" squishy toys that might be toxic and celebrating Punch the Monkey, the zoo’s favorite "step-dad" who finally got his revenge on the bullies. Finally, we debate if taking a girl to the fair is officially a "date" or if you're just a "friend" who's really good at winning stuffed animals. [Edited by @iamdyre 🙂‍↕️] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (4:38) Scrolling (8:14) Homie Helpline (19:42) Chisme (23:33) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Highlights are brown bag Now what's going on? Cheese Mason with Angie Okay you guys If Drake and Carol G. Start dating Oh my God It's because of a massage
Starting point is 00:00:14 I don't Because Drake is blaming it on his masseuse Saying like he actually Blaming what? He's with her? No no No no Okay hold on
Starting point is 00:00:23 He's blaming Say like the connection between him and Carol Because if you guys didn't know Carol G and Drake actually have a new song together called A-E on her new album. So apparently, Drake is blaming his masseuse saying, you guys, Drake apparently
Starting point is 00:00:48 slid into Carol G's DMs, right, and asked her for a video because, I know it sounds really crazy. Oh, sounds like Drake. He asked her for a video because apparently he said or claiming that his masseuse was a big fan of Carol G. Oh.
Starting point is 00:01:02 But I don't think I believe this fool, okay? Because since the past, since Iceman came out, on Besty, he's been rapping about how much he wants a Latina and even mentioned Carol G. Listen. Yeah, I want a Latina, I want a Latina. I want a G like Carolina. We just let up a hop.
Starting point is 00:01:18 And now we have this collapse. He was at her concert. He posted her on Instagram. Like, he's been doing the shooting of the shots. For sure. Yes, he has. Yeah. And that have a collaboration.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Yeah, and that collaboration, he's talking about how much he wants. He's talking about how he wants to be on her and things like that. They're basically married already. Yeah, basically. No. Ship it. She's OVO. She's OVO now.
Starting point is 00:01:41 No. I don't know. Because even on the song, you guys, at the end, he's doubling down how much he wants Carolina. I want a Latina. I want a lot, Tina. I want a face just like Carolina. And I want a waist just like Carolina. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Well. How do you know her waist? I know, right? How do you know Carolinas? Who doesn't know her waist? I think he's lying about the whole masseuse thing. Yeah. I don't believe that.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Well, she told the story to Rolling Stone. They interviewed her and she's like, yeah, the way we got connected was a few years back. He DM because his massage therapist is a fan of me. And she wanted a video, so I sent it to her. And then we just kind of like, hey, we hate each other back and forth. I do the same thing. My mom wants to say hi. Can you do a video for my cousin?
Starting point is 00:02:30 You're a fan of Letti? That's crazy. I don't talk three, too. You on a video? How are they doing? You on a video? Yeah. I feel like he finessed that whole situation.
Starting point is 00:02:42 He's his own masseuse probably like. I don't even think he has one. I know. That's a thing. Yeah. It's him. But it worked. It's a masseuse.
Starting point is 00:02:48 It did. It did work. They have the collab and she was going back and forth with him. That's a good icebreaker from the ice man right there. But yeah, I just, I don't buy his story. I believe that's what she thinks happens. Yes. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:59 I believe that she may think. Oh, okay. She probably did a video for a massage therapist. Yeah. She's over here like, oh, bye. Bye. I know. There's nobody on the other than phone.
Starting point is 00:03:08 I'm just wondering. It's him. It's him in that video. It's him getting a massage. It's the helicopter video. Him massaging himself. Those are better. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:19 So she really thinks that they have friends with. Yes, she really for real things. She interviewed with Rolling Stone, and that's the story she shared. That's why I'm saying, like, I don't buy it, Carol. I think he's lying to you in that video was really. She's kind of getting your pen, Karen. He's set up. You don't see it.
Starting point is 00:03:33 He wants your waist. I do banty. yeah no they're basically married dog at this point but he wouldn't be he wouldn't be doing all this 20 v one dating yeah you guys would be Carolina you guys wouldn't approve of this of this relationship no he's a toxico
Starting point is 00:03:53 Carol Gilles andita she's already had an she's toxic She's a treasure she's a little treasure Let her be let her be She's just the girl Yeah And her pick was really bad when she was with her pre, like her ex-ex, I'm well. He was a bad boy and all of that.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Then she got with Fade who's chill, like he's a cool guy. Yeah. Getting with Drake, though. No. Oh, my God. You guys will hate that because you guys love Carol G so much and don't like Drake. Or they love Drake very much. No.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Oh, why is he doing that? Yuck. It's for sure that Carolina. We've been protective of her forever. I don't know. Reverse psychology. Like, stop. It's not reverse ecology.
Starting point is 00:04:36 He's trying to use it on you. I know. Sproling with zombies. Punch the monkey is going viral again for playing stepdad since he never got the dad that he wanted. Who's Punch the monkey? Punch the monkey.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Thank you for asking, Lettby. Punch the monkey is a little monkey that went viral at the Jap, Japan Zoo. You guys remember? At the Jap. At the Jap Zoo. That's crazy. Not even con.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Not even me at the Jap Zoo. Nice. A wongtong zoo. Jesus, man. At the sushi rosy. Okay, he went far. Yeah. I just saw an entrance and I totally went in.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Insane, my friend. There's your clue, Eric. He was a little baby monkey, you know. He was abandoned by his family. Yes, he had an old plushy. He had his little plushy, and then when he tried to make friends with other monkeys, they were like, hell no, they were being mean. Haders, they were hating on the little perro. Sounded like this.
Starting point is 00:05:46 So sad. Greg, I've been wondering what the heck has happened to him because there was so much coverage on him and then nothing. Yep. Well, he's the monkey that stepped up because now he's a year old. His birthday just passed. Aw, cutie pie. Happy birthday, by the way, he shares a birthday with Angie. Yay!
Starting point is 00:06:02 I am Puncha Puncha Yeah How do you say Punch is Spanish Punch Madrasux
Starting point is 00:06:12 I know the three Cool Oh Ponche Ponchita Ponchita Ponci Alonzo
Starting point is 00:06:20 Well punch is one year old And so what he does now he's nice to all the little babies that are in the zoo now
Starting point is 00:06:27 So there's like little babies that come in And stuff like that He's a little babysitter for all the new baby That's so cute.
Starting point is 00:06:33 And people are loving it. That's so cute. Punch has actually brought a lot of popular people to the zoo. He gets about 3,200 letters a month now. What? At the zoo. Do they know? He can he sit there and read there?
Starting point is 00:06:46 How can he sit there? He has no time to read. Can he even? He has to be a monkey man. They're saying the zoo is even getting some upgrades. They're adding some shading to where he lives at and stuff like that now. So it's like people love Punch. You know what?
Starting point is 00:07:00 I hope the older monkeys that were maintained. him, tell him thank you, which they probably won't, but because their living conditions have upgraded a lot because of his existence. I wonder if they like, other monkeys like, oh, that food's famous. Not looking. He thinks he's all bad now. He's all bad. For sure.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Hey, I made him famous. If I didn't bully him, he wouldn't be famous. It's only big because of us, right guys? We get bananas. He get banana shakes. Look at them. A little cinnamon on top. Banana lattes.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Very good. Very good. Banana faps. Me gusta. Yeah. Yeah, I punched the monkey. He's being loving. Everybody loves him.
Starting point is 00:07:34 That's good for him. It's going good for him now. That's a happy story. He's a happy story. Be careful. Why? He's stopped monkeying around before he gets beat up. Oh, it could have stopped right there.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Not you, country. Country. Not you. No, you guys don't get it. Ar. Awkwit. Just give me like one. I'll say bus.
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Starting point is 00:08:06 Ruh Rue Rue Rue Dreg features And make another hit All right Check this out
Starting point is 00:08:15 Homie You need a Homey Or need some help We need your HAL We need a line I mean
Starting point is 00:08:21 Phone Line We got you for The Homie Help Line Rieie He needs He needs some help Besides this
Starting point is 00:08:29 He needs a lot of help But he needs help with this fantasy football league. The certified torta pounders have a, they need a last place punishment because they're officially out of ideas. Are you okay?
Starting point is 00:08:40 I'm okay. I'm okay. They said that the last few times they've had a loser shave their head and the eyebrows. They've also made a guy take a blow up doll and a date. Also, one guy held a sign that said, I blow at fantasy football outside of a liquor store, a bunch of crazy stuff.
Starting point is 00:08:57 But now they want to know before August 22nd what other leagues have done and, you know, what other crazy punishments are out there. Yeah, there's been some crazy ones. Okay, so we are asking you to hit us up with your fantasy football team if you had one and what's the craziest punishment. You guys have had, this is all starting right now. This is what the guys are excited about, right?
Starting point is 00:09:17 I figure losing your money would be enough face. I thought so. Yeah, enough is enough. I want to kick me while I'm down. You have to do something. Okay, so we got Jorge and Eagle Rock. What's up, Jorge? Hey, what's up, brown bag?
Starting point is 00:09:31 What's up, bro? Do you have a fantasy football team or had? Oh, yeah, I still do and I run a league and everything as well. Oh, what's your league name? The commission. Ah, the Vitos. The what? La Vida.
Starting point is 00:09:46 The Vito's. The Vito. The Vito. Vito. Okay. Okay. What did you have to do for your last place punishment? Or what did you have someone do?
Starting point is 00:09:57 Well, we had a guy go to a gay bar and, made him basically had him pick up five numbers before he was able to leave the bar. And he was unsuccessful, we made him go back and do it again. Did you guys go to the gay bar with him? Because how would you know that he was successful or not? We had a gay friend go with him. Okay. Oh, a wingman.
Starting point is 00:10:19 A wingman. His chaperone. Why are all your punishments gay stuff? Like, why is that the go-to thing for dudes? He's still there. He never left. He stuck on number four. On purpose?
Starting point is 00:10:34 Legend says you still there, Molden's teeth, oh, we got three. Yeah, Jorge. Jorge, did he do it? Did he do it? Yeah, he did. He did it like in two tries, though.
Starting point is 00:10:45 He was pretty good at it, though. He was pretty good at it. He was at fantasy football. Damn. Oh, yeah, well, he was in last place there. Okay, that there's a punishment. That's pretty good. You straight guys, trim me out.
Starting point is 00:10:58 All your jokes and all your punishment, hey, dude, something gay. Like, we're dressed, bro. It's so funny. It's hilarious. It's so funny. It wasn't funny. It wouldn't do it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Okay. Let's go to Jessica and Compton. What's up, Jessica? Jessica. Hi. Hi, Jessica. Do you have a fantasy football league? I do as well.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Yes. Oh, what is it? What's it called? Badi League. Batty League. Badi League. Badi League. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Talk to us about your league. Who's in it? What has a lot? Have you guys done as a last place punishment? This is actually our first year going to do a punishment, and we're actually thinking of loser has to get a fake pregnancy belly, and we're all going to go to the bar together, and she has to order and take shots.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Do you see how awesome that is? They don't have to pretend they're a lesbian. That's funny. Okay, so homie should have his homie get a pregnancy belly and say, I transitioned, and I'm going to get drunk. Crazy. Of course. Of course you're creative.
Starting point is 00:12:05 Be more creative. That's good. Jessica, you said you have something for the guys too? Jess, you said you have something for the guys too? Yes, yeah,
Starting point is 00:12:13 I have something for guys. So my boyfriend, his league, they're planning to do a beer butler for their next draft. So not this draft, but the next season, whoever comes in last,
Starting point is 00:12:23 that's basically like they do whatever they ask them to do, get them beers, and they have to dress up. He's their runner. Oh, so he's, yeah, just, yeah. Like Alfred.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Like, he's going to get, like, hazed almost hazing. Yeah. Like, hey, go take off my shoes or go get me a beer. Yeah. Hey, while you're up. What's the name of his league? I don't know. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:12:48 It's like a secret society. There you go, Jessica. KPWRFM, H-D1, Los Angeles, Part 106, LA's number one for hip-hop. We are inside the homie help line. The homie Reyes. He has a fantasy football league, and they're trying to figure out what to do for the last place punishment. So we're having people call in.
Starting point is 00:13:07 If you are part of a fantasy football league, get us up. A185205.9. Tell us what you had the last place. The loser do. All the other fools lost, too. Yeah, it is only the last place. It's like when you play beer pong and you don't make it, yeah, you don't make it not even one, they call it trolling,
Starting point is 00:13:26 and then you have to, like, be under the table. Yeah. It's like similar. It's like you're bad, but like you're really, really bad. You're like the worst of the bad? Yeah. Worst to the worst. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Let's go to Beto and Palmdale. What's it, Beto? Hey, hello, Beto. Hey, good morning, Bob Bag. What's up, bro? Talk to us. What did you have someone do in your fantasy league? We made somebody stay at a Denny's for 24 hours.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Just sit? Just sit at a Denny's? Yeah, we have to stay there. Any 24-hour place works like a gym or a Denny's just hanging out for 24 hours. That's good. That's good. That's good. What did they do that whole time?
Starting point is 00:14:05 Just order Colts or order a burger five times? Oh, dude, I'm ordering the Grand Slam. I'm ordering the zesty nachos. That's awesome. I'm having breakfast. The cheese sticks. Four times a day. Did any of you guys go and sit with him during the 24 hours?
Starting point is 00:14:24 Yeah, we also shift. Hipsing out for a little bit. That's good. Try to raise morale. you know. You guys are good homies. That's good. And you had good waiters because you didn't get kicked out.
Starting point is 00:14:37 That's what I say. I think at the end everybody was pissed off that he was there. I think the manager was looking at us crazy a little bit. Okay. Okay. Not against the law, though. Not against the law. As long as you keep.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Not against the law. And they didn't dine and ditch. No, they paid. Yeah. Paying customers. Next time try the one on sunset. Why? That one gets crazy.
Starting point is 00:14:57 That one gets super crazy. That one's scary, dude. Oh, my good. Nicole in Rosemey. Let's go to Nicole in Rosemey. Nicole. Hi, good morning. What's up, Nicole?
Starting point is 00:15:09 Talk to us. What type of punishment should the last place loser in our homie day is fantasy football league get? So for last year we did a shoeie. So someone brought a shoe and they had to drink a beer out of it. I do that as a regular. I've done that on Thursday. I do that off of there. What's the name of your fantasy football?
Starting point is 00:15:32 A ballie. Favorite Pab time? Oh. Favorite pastime? It's just so, yeah. It's so innocent. You need to do the Denny's thing, okay? That's your new.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Favorite pastime. No, it's like the beer. Oh, Pabs. Pabs. Pabs. Yeah. Like Pabst. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Yeah. For sure. It's all girls. The worst beer ever, everybody. Is it? PBR? Yeah. A, bro.
Starting point is 00:15:59 A, Denny's diner for 24 hours. brother are you still in the line betto betto yeah i'm sorry what's the name of your fantasy football ram bam thank you ma'am thank you man oh yeah man that's a yeah i mean you're something crazy can we name you guys yeah all right let's go to cesar caesar caesar in paris what's up cesar what's up ceas good morning bro back all you guys doing there we're we're What's the name of your fantasy football league, brother? Well, I'm Mexican. We don't do fantasy football, but we do soccer.
Starting point is 00:16:35 We call it quina. There's fantasy soccer. Why? You guys can do that with soccer? Is it for, like, the World Cup? Or for when is it? Is it for... Well, it's for the seasons.
Starting point is 00:16:44 So, like, say, for instance, if we like Mexican soccer league, we do Mexican soccer league, we do the West Valley, which is in Europe, then we do Europe. We also did it for the World Cup. So you're able to go ahead and choose the league and just your teams and all that good stuff. Dude, that's a lot of games, right? Yeah. There's always games. That's a lot.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Yeah, it's a lot. What was the name again? Well, they call it a quinella. They don't really have a name for it. Oh, that's their type. Like a conina. Yeah. And what did you?
Starting point is 00:17:12 I got to say like their type. Oh, we got a type now just because we like soccer? What? What? What? What do you think you are? You guys got me excited that's right. But, Caesar, relax, brother.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Caesar, We're on your side. Put down the water gun, buddy. Hold on. You're shooting everybody over here. Hold on, man. I like how we're like, hey, don't come in here unless you got,
Starting point is 00:17:39 you're ready for the, and you're ready. We're like, hey, chill. I love the enthusiasm. Yeah, no, me too, me too. I'm a fan, which I'm feeling like a groupie right now, you know? No, we love you, dude. We love you.
Starting point is 00:17:53 We love you, brother. I just asked what I do with it. Paki, for favor. What's the name? There's no name. There's no name. It's just quinnela. So what is the, that's the thing that's happening.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Okay. That's the, what they call. Okay, so the quina is the same thing. It's like the football league. You get talking fantasy footballing, but over in Spanish, they call it quinnela. Got it. Got it. Same concept.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Understood. Same concept. Got it. So what happened was they lost $500 because you have to obviously pay him to get in. You lose $500. And then the homie had a. go ahead and dress up as a chick with makeup and took pictures and had a post it on this again a photo shoot that's insane photo shoot that was love it did they get the most
Starting point is 00:18:38 likes they've ever gotten who yep that was makeup hair um a whole nine yards picture and everything nice was the homie pretty uh I mean after the wig you know I don't know I've been a couple of beers Sessa After a couple of beers He got Yeah, baby You had curly hair
Starting point is 00:19:05 She had curly hair And then I had a little like Rarita You know he was a little fortune He does comedy too Oh really Does he? You want to hit him up
Starting point is 00:19:16 I know a homie that also dresses up And then posts on Instagram Yeah He has curly hair Comedian Yeah Straight hair Jers yeah
Starting point is 00:19:23 Tell him up Show us the photo. Send us to the photo. We'll send them over right now. Yeah. There we go. Thank you. Well, Vic.
Starting point is 00:19:37 What do you think? Well, this one time. Dole come here? Now what's going on? Cheese Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys. Clay Thompson, basketball players for the maps. Or if you're like me, you know him as,
Starting point is 00:19:55 make the stylion's ex. Oh, okay? I know him from the Warriors. Yes, four-time NBA champion. So Steph Curry's ex. Someone's ex. No, but this fool, I don't know if he was trying to be low-key or something, but this fool on the weekend on Saturday, he was spotted in my hood at the OC Fair.
Starting point is 00:20:16 He was in the OC Fair? The same day I was there and I missed him. Oh. You missed him? How could you? Isn't he like 20-4-todied? I know. He's being low-key, that's why.
Starting point is 00:20:24 He had a hat on. 6-8 with a hat on. It worked for me because I didn't see him. But apparently he was spotted with a mystery woman. Because nobody knows who that girl was. They actually didn't go to the fair. They were spotted together at the concert. They went to go watch this reggae rock band called Revolution.
Starting point is 00:20:45 You know them. Really good. Really good music. They have a song like this. Really popular. Hey, bro, he gets high. You could tell. Easy.
Starting point is 00:21:02 I would have never guessed. Everybody knows that. The other day, the other, like, not the other day, but we've seen videos of Clay Thompson at King Taco turned out of his mind. He couldn't stand up. You could tell, like, he's the homie there like, hey, I'll order it, bro. You go sit down. I'll order. He's a little.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Yeah. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. But he's with a new girl. He was a make the stagling. Yeah, well, I mean, we don't know if that was a date or what he was trying to do, but he was watching the conference. answer with that one girl. That's a good question. Is it a day if you take him to a fair?
Starting point is 00:21:32 Yeah. I think that. Yeah. That has to be, right? Yeah, it's a fair. That's a date. That's a date. So why did you take that girl with a man?
Starting point is 00:21:40 Yes. Oh, I love that setup. Photo booth. Did you guys go on the photo booth? Did you see how Adamie he was? He was. He was. He set me up for that one.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Yeah. Yeah. That's my homie. That's a home. But that is a date place. Like, you take a date there. So why did you do that? I took a friend.
Starting point is 00:21:57 You took a friend with a whole. man to the L.A. Fair. But I just asked if you take someone to the fair. You put it at Disneyland too, no? You're taking somebody to do. Oh, same girl. Oh, same girl.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Who takes a girl with a man to do? Oh, what? Fight for my life. Wait, but I mean, you didn't like pay for like all the drinks and stuff though, right? I did. Okay, but you guys didn't take pictures together like a couple, right? No, no, no, no. She has a boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:22:23 I respect that. What do you respect? Question. If he FaceTime. Do you both get on screen? Or do you hide? What do you mean? Like if you were to FaceTime her
Starting point is 00:22:34 while you're taking her to the fair? No, he knows who I am. I know. Yeah, why would I hide? Does he see you? Why would I? Yeah. She knows, she knows.
Starting point is 00:22:42 She knows. She tells her. Pictures, no. Whatever happens at Space Mountain, happens to Space Mountain. Don't degrade space mount. I like that. Did you get out?
Starting point is 00:22:52 Stuffed animal? Did you win her? Yeah, I won her like three. What? What? That's a date. That's a date. Greg.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Do we're talking about Clay Thompson. Okay, yeah, back to Clay Thompson. We're on you. Yeah, so Clay Thompson was, we weren't seeing him winning prices for this girl. We just saw them at the concert. I like that no one knows who the girl is. And I hoped he can have that.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Yeah. Like, privacy. His relationship with May, like, it probably on both of them is like, damn, it's too public. It was very public. And you know what's crazy? They only did it for like nine, ten months.
Starting point is 00:23:21 But now I know it. That's a lot. That's still a long time. Yeah, it's almost a year. Yeah. Is the girl pretty? we were only able to see the back of her head but she looks pretty
Starting point is 00:23:29 the back of her head was ridiculous yeah yeah yeah my mom move and parents listen up because I know it's so easy to be like these kids don't stop bugging me
Starting point is 00:23:42 for this freaking needles and these freaking squishies I'm gonna go buy some fake ones like we used to buy the lafous because they wanted the la bububoos and they're rare and you gotta go to five below at 10 a.m. And everybody takes them
Starting point is 00:23:55 It's a whole process. Wow. And then there's rare ones, but your kid wants it now because little, little penny over there. She got all of them in her room. Damn. You know the drama. Oh, I know the struggle. So I know it's super easy to go and reach for the fake ones.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Yesterday I was at the gas station. They had them at the gas station. And I'm like, I don't think these are the real ones. But they are at a good price. However, officials are saying there's a legitimate concern because just in June, the UK trading standards, they seized, which is basically, and they're, the UK, they're not customs, but the people at the airport that'd be taking stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Oh, yeah, the TSA. They seize nearly 2,000 unsaved squishy toys, including suspected counterfeit needle products and copies of the popular dumplings. Officials reported strong chemical orders, odors, excuse me, odors, which could be bad, and you don't know what the heck they're putting in the squishy for your kids. Yeah. You don't know if they're inhaling something wrong, ingesting something wrong. They're putting these things in a microwave, and it's splurting back in their face.
Starting point is 00:24:55 It's bad. Be careful. I think I've had two of those cancerous things or whatever they are squished in my pop in my back seat. No way. Yeah, because Brooklyn, my stepdaughter, she has them and then she squeezes them so tight
Starting point is 00:25:09 and then they just pop. They just pop because they're, and then she starts crying and then she tells like Jordan, she's like, my girl, she's like, oh my God, no. And then like she freaks out because she thinks I'm going to be bad. But at that point she's already crying, so I just can't even say anything. And you are mad, but also.
Starting point is 00:25:24 And I can't even love. Look back. I can't even look back. Because it's going to make it worse. So I'm just like driving. Like nothing happened. Like my backseat isn't full of cancerous, whatever that is. Oh, white seats.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Yes. And to be fair, I'm sure the even real ones splattered. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But at least you know that they went through some process of getting some kind of services going through standard and meeting all of that. Whereas the fake ones, you don't know what they're putting in there. You don't know if it, I don't know if it contains any kind of really. horrible chemical to just be sold. True.
Starting point is 00:25:58 But, come on. As kids, we used to do a lot of dumb stuff. But that doesn't mean we want better. We don't, we want better for our children. I know. We used to get our fingers stuck in those little things that you pulled together and stuff like that. Chinese finger. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:12 But that's meant to get you. That's called the Chinese finger. Yeah. It's the purpose. That's dangerous. Yeah, but the purpose of the squishy is not to be toxic for your kid to give him cancer or anything. Let them learn. No.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Oh my gosh. Like when we like inhaled permanent markers allegedly, like that was on purpose. You're not doing that on purpose. Okay, but how can you tell the difference between a fake one and a real one if they all look the same? If you didn't get at five below, it's probably thinking. Oh, that's where it's legit. That's where the dumplings are. Probably.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Yeah. The five below? Yeah, it's a whole thing. So they're not that expensive. I don't trust them. They're not. They're not. But they're rare.
Starting point is 00:26:50 I don't trust five below, period. What? I love five below. Hey, that's a great point. That's a great place. It is. Don't you start. Don't you start.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Don't you lie. I don't trust. I don't trust five below. This fool, we went to Cleveland this week, this past week. And he had a bunch of candy snacks. Guess where the bag said. Five below. I know, but listen.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Wow. The candy is trustworthy. Okay. You can't have a place that's called Five Below and then I see things for 1099. That's the and more section. Yeah. It's Five Below. The store says five below.
Starting point is 00:27:25 But inside it says and more. The store says five below, though. So there's signs, baby. This is the new 9-19-7 store. The store says five below. But if you want more, there's and more. They have a section for that. And there's signs like letty-sets.
Starting point is 00:27:38 So check this out. And then the needles are really expensive too. And again, they'll copy the whole cardboard. They'll have copy the look, all of that. But needle itself, their products are non-toxic, latex-free, and tested to the standard. See, now when we get into the fake ones, No one's testing them. Of course not.
Starting point is 00:27:55 No one's meeting the standard. No. The FDA or whoever the heck is the one doing that, all of that. Right? Yeah. So be careful. Don't be buying the chaffa ones. I know it's easy.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Loki lofu-fus. They were funny. They were even cute to buy the little fake ones. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I bought them on purpose because they were just so like that. It's not that bad. I was someone going to pack a cigarettes at 12. Who cares?
Starting point is 00:28:15 Don't encourage that. Yep. Don't encourage that. Yep. From the, it was called the produce store. I did off of a, Of our leader, Terabella. Everybody.
Starting point is 00:28:27 They sold them? What? I was buying cigarettes and beer and everything. So you'll be okay with little Cricito buying cigarettes. No, but he could buy these little things. They're not that harmful. The fake ones? It's not that bad.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Oh, yeah, yeah. So something bad happened. You did worse. I did much worse. What? And you're here? Don't be. And look at me.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Look at me. Even his shirt is smoking. That was money When it was about to you buy a Toyota dealer He has a Daffy Dug shirt That in Daffy Dug is smoking a cigarette That's not a cigarette I don't know that six flags would have proof
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