Brown Bag Mornings - 08/11/26 The Certified Torta Pounders! 🥪😍 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: August 11, 2026

The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline for the "Certified Torta Pounders" to find the most diabolical fantasy football punishment, ranging from 24-hour Denny’s lockdowns to fake pregnancy bellies at the bar. 🤰🥞 Between the league drama, the crew roasts Drake for barking like a "good boy" on a date and reacts to the terrifying story of an Arkansas player practicing with a venomous snake in his helmet! 🐶🐍 [Edited by @iamdyre 🙂‍↕️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (4:28) Chisme (9:04) Petty Police (13:59) Scrolling (17:35) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:29) Homie Helpline (43:59) Giveaways! (52:15) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:00:42) Chisme (1:04:32) Rap Sheet (1:11:27) Studious Foo (1:15:28) Play Ball! (1:20:30) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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You guys, Jackie, the bald eagle. Yeah, sad news to report. Today, Jackie the bald eagle, one of the pair of eagles over in. the Big Bear Mountain area that people would live stream you know they hatched baby eggs and it was a whole thing Jackie and her partner Shadow they've been long looked over especially for from the kids in that area the community in that area and all over the world honestly because they would live stream them chilling and anything that would happen to Jackie and Shadow you would see about it on the news like it was a it was a major update right they just had their babies they laid eggs they had their babies they went flying they went to go eat yeah bring food back now uh over the past few weeks, Jackie has been suffering after an attack on her. She had an attack. I believe she's, they believe her to be about 14 years old. And she was in an attack a few weeks ago.

They started working on her because it was really brutal attack with other eagles in the area. Yeah. And they also found that she had pneumonia. She had a bunch of little health problems that were affecting her at the moment. And she ended up passing away early yesterday, Monday, August 10th. Oh, my. Oh, damn. Mm-hmm. The exact underlying cause of her illness still hasn't been determined.

But there was so much that was going on. Vets discovered severe anemia, uh, despite weeks of treatment, including a blood transfusion. Oh, wow. She ended up passing away. Uh,

now the kids are doing a live stream, it seems like. It seems like over in the San Bernardino area, kids are going to be holding a vigil for this big bear, bald eagle named Jackie. Got to pour one out for the homie. I know. They don't

No, they go. Yeah. I can't do that. I can't do that with my mouth. Okay, so I didn't know the grasp that she had so much on the community. I definitely saw the news reports

and everything about her. However, in school, I remember when we had a rat that died. It was one of the teachers' pets. Angie hates rats, but it was one of the teacher's pets. It was a white one. And then we had a whole few.

funeral. They didn't play boys to men. What? End of the road? For a rat? For the class pet. Damn. Yeah, so it's just, it's what the kids care about. You guys never had that in school? No, honestly, I wish we had a class class. Like a mask or like a class pet.

We never did. Sometimes turtles, sometimes hamsters. Nobody. No. End of the road for a rat. It was a class pet. I know, but that's... It was popping at the time. I grew up in the 90s. Nothing wrong with that.

No, I can't think of anything. No, no, that at all. No, I don't think, no. I mean, a ego passing away, that's crazy, man. I mean, just when my dog died, you know. Yeah. That's kind of like a given, you know, like that's in your home and your pet, but I'm seeing the schools kind of in the community go behind it.

I mean, on my block, we had an owl that used to live on the pole, and then one day we found the owl dead on, like, the middle of the street, and everyone was kind of sad. Like, yeah. Oh, that is sad. Yeah, you could tell somebody hit it. So it was flying It was boom

But like after that everybody was like Well like everybody would look at the owl Because it was on the pole all the time That's really cool Yeah it was a community owl Well the neighborhood owl My neighbor like ran over a crow But it was just severely injured

It didn't die Okay we don't have to just add random stories What did the crow? Really go on the phone Severeity injured but it walked away Yeah Totally fine And your neighbor didn't do it

You didn't No it was little Jacob It was little Jacob He ran over a little smoky It was crazy It was the whole situation You're so dumb. The crow got up and walked away.

Walked away. All right. All right. Well, our thoughts go out to the people that are definitely feeling the loss of Jackie. Again, people live streamed the pair. Me and Ramana, we're just talking about it. It seems like we care or have a heart for this. Oh, you guys knew about this?

How can we never share this experience with us? What do you mean? We have talked about it. We have? Yes, foolish. You just don't listen. What did you say? Exactly.

Now what's going on? CheeseMation with Angie. Okay, you guys, if Drake and Carol G. Start dating. Oh, my God. It's because of a massage. Oh.

I don't. Because Drake is blaming it on his masseuse, saying like he actually... Blaming what? He's with her? No, no. Okay, hold on. He's blaming, say, like,

the connection between him and Carol because if you guys didn't know, Carol G. and Drake actually have a new song together called A-E on her new album. Dangame Hawaii All right So apparently Drake is blaming his masseuse

Saying you guys Drake apparently Slid into Carol G's DMs right And asked her for a video I know it sounds really crazy Oh Sounds like Drake

He asked her for a video Because apparently he said Or claiming that his masseuse Was a big fan of Carol G Oh But I don't think I believe this fool Okay Because since the past

Since Iceman came out Bestie He's been rapping about how much he wants a Latina and even mention Carol G. Listen. Yeah, I want a Latina, I want a G like Carolina. We just split up a hop.

And now we have this class. He was at her concert. He posted her on Instagram. Like, he's been doing the shooting of the shots. For sure. Yes, he has. Yeah, and now that have a collaboration. Yeah, and that collaboration,

he's talking about how much he wants, he's talking about how he wants to be on her and things like that. They're basically married already. Yeah, basically. No. Ship it. She's OVO.

She's OVO. No. I don't know. Because even on the song, you guys, at the end, he's doubling down how much he wants Carolina. I want a Latina. I want a lot, Tina. And I want a face just like Carolina. Yeah.

Well. How do you know her waist? I know, right? How do you know Caroline? Who doesn't know her waist? I think he's lying about the whole masseuse thing. Yeah. I don't believe that.

Well, she told the story to Rolling Stone. They interviewed her. And she's like, yeah, the way we got connected was a few years back. He'd DM because his massage therapist is a fan of me. And she wanted a video, so I sent it to her. And then we just kind of like, hey, we hate each other back and forth. I do the same thing. My mom wants to say hi.

It's like, hey. Can you do a video for my cousin? You're a fan of Leti? That's crazy. I don't talk free, too. You on a video? What are they doing? I feel like he finessed that whole situation.

He's his own masseuse probably like, and he's just like, I don't even think he has one. I know, that's a thing. Like, what the hell? But it works. It's him. It did. It did work. They have a collab and she was going back and forth with him.

That's a good icebreaker from the ice man right there. But yeah, I just, I don't buy his story. I believe that's what she thinks happened. Yes. Oh, yeah. I believe that she may think, oh, okay. She probably did a video for a massage therapist. Yeah.

She's over here like, oh, bye, hi, hello. There's nobody on the other. I'm just wondering. It's him. It's him in that video. It's him getting a massage. It's the helicopter video. Him massaging himself.

There's a better. Okay. So she really thinks that they have friends. She really for real things. She interviewed with Rolling Stone and that's the story she shared. That's why I'm saying like I don't buy it, Carol. I think he's lying to you in that video was really. She's kind of getting your pen.

He's set up. You don't see it. He wants your waist. A DuBanti. Yeah, no, they're basically married dog at this point. But he wouldn't be doing all this 20 V1 dating if he would be You guys wouldn't approve of this of this relationship. He's a toxico.

He's a toxico. Carol Gilles andita. Yeah, yeah, what is? She's toxic. A man, toxica. She's a treasure. She's a little treasure. Letter B.

Letter B. Letter B. She's just the girl. Yeah. And her pick was really bad when she was with her pre, like her ex-ex, I know. He was a bad boy and all of that. She got with Fade who's chill. Like he's a cool guy.

Yeah. Getting with Drake, though. No. Oh, my God. I hate that because you guys love Carol G so much and don't like Drake. Or they love Drake very much. No. Why is he doing that?

Yuck. It's for sure the Carolina. We've been protective of her forever. I don't know. Reverse psychology. Like, stop. It's not reverse psychology. He's trying to use it on you.

I know. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest.

Yeah. Pretty and petty. All right. Where my dog's out? Who, woo, woo. Come on. Wake up, dog. What are dogs at?

What are dogs that? What are dogs that? What was that? Victor? What was that? Don't have barble. They have emphysema. Okay.

The reason why we're barking so much is freaking Drake. Okay. The pettiness is in his radar, on his radar, in his aura, all that. All right. So over the weekend, Drake posted a 20v1, essentially him going on dates with about 20 girls. One of them was a goth girl, which he previously said, like, hey, I really want to be with a girl that's got. She was bombed. Like, I'm, do respect, though, this girl was bombed.

Yeah. She was a lot on her chest. She was staggering. but she's also pretty in the face. She had the whole get down, all right? Now, during their date, she asked him like, hey, would you role play? Would you be down to do something if I asked?

And he said, for you anything, of course, like, anyone would. Low key, I would probably do what she asked. But it's how he ended up doing what she asked that has people talking. Listen to this. Would you bark for me? Hark, hark. Good boy.

Oh. Yo. What was that? You can't blame him. You can't blame him. I don't know. The bark itself? The bark itself is not what I expected.

It was bad. You don't want no puppy? She won't a big dog. The role playing, you know, when you get to a certain age. Like mine. You got to keep things lively. I totally understand. Oh, bro.

You feel me? I'd be throwing all kinds of food. My girl loves Ronald McDonald's food. Let me tell you. Yeah, you guys thought he was doing it for the bread or for Instagram. He's doing the first thing. She loves it when I'm like, Hey, show me her McFlurry.

All right. Back to Drake though. So Drake was barking and it went crazy because there's a streamer, I Show Speed. And this is what he does. He barks at fans. My kids met him. They barked with him.

It's a whole thing with I Show Speed. He's just out there barking like a dog. Previously, he had hit up Drake and said, Drake, how do I get B words like you? And Drake responded, stop barking at them. After it, maybe just say something nice. Don't be barking.

Oh, right? Damn. Drake posted. I got to retract my statement since he's gone viral. Yeah. Oh, no, not even. My little guy. This is I show speed finding out what Drake did with this girl.

Listen. Hurt, heart, heart, heart. Get the fuck out of here. Parking all that sht shit. And now I'm Drake barking. That part. Hypocrat much. Speed barks at everybody.

Yeah. Like everybody. He does it all the time. Drake did it in front of a goth girl that's hot as hell. Okay. You can listen to the difference. Yeah, yeah. It's just crazy, though.

I mean, for a person that a lot of people think is one of the greatest artists, he's barking at a girl at a 20V1. How do you feel about that girl? Vic, you wouldn't bark at her. No. She's sitting right here. No. Do you know how old she is?

He's not been in the allocation. Wait, wait, how old is she? I want to hear this. She's little. She's 23. Oh, aye, calmate. Yeah, but there's not. Yeah.

She, you know right. 23, he's 40, like, yeah. Okay, okay. What's that Christmas food that you like? No, I'm just saying that she's not there against her will as well I'm saying. Yeah, she signed up for it. It was not something crazy. It's not like she was.

A minor. Right, five, five years. He's not being allegations. It's crazy word, dog. Speaking of allegations, this is how petty the internet is because, again, Greg's barking set an uproar and lit the internet on fire

that now is there's a not like us version with Drake barking listen What are we Just give me like one Would you bark for me? Oh that's good I love the internet Oh

You know That's a good one That's why Greg Greg you missed out of an opportunity Just to do a mash-up That was your one You should do it

I will still take it if you do that That was tight That was tight All right so I hope Drake finds love In a very hopeless place Doing 20 V-1s That's insane

That's your goal Greg Yes that still is And his big age Come on now Buddy get it together Alright Slorin'

Punch the monkey Is going viral viral again for playing stepdad since he never got the dad that he wanted who's Punch the monkey. Punch the monkey. Thank you for asking, Lettie. Punch the monkey is a little monkey that went viral at the Jap, uh, Jap, Japan Zoo.

You guys remember? At the Jap. At the Jap Zoo. That's crazy. Not even Khan. Geez, not even me at the Jap Zoo. Oh, nice. The Wong Tong Zoo.

Jesus, man. At the sushi roose. Okay, he went far. Yeah, yeah. I just saw an entrance and I totally went in. Insane, my friend. There's your clip, Eric. He was a little baby monkey, you know.

He was abandoned by his family. Yes, he had his own plushy. Yes, he had his little plushy. And then when he tried to make friends with other monkeys, they were like, hell no, they were being mean. Haters, they were hating on the little perro. Sounded like this. So sad.

Greg, I've been wondering what the heck has happened to him because there was so much coverage on him and then nothing. Yep, well, he's the monkey that stepped up because now he's a year old. His birthday just passed. Aw, cutie pie, happy birthday, punch. By the way, he shares a birthday with Angie. Yeah.

Puncha. Oh, my God. Isaac Punch is Spanish? Punch? Madrasukes. No, the Greek. Cool. Oh, Punche.

Poncita. Poncita. Poncita Lonso. Well, Punch is one year old. And so what he does now, he's nice to all the little babies that are in the zoo now. So there's little babies that come in and stuff like that. He's a little babysitter for all the new babies. That's so cute.

And people are loving it. That's so cute. Punch has actually brought a lot of popular people to the zoo. He gets about 3,200 letters a month now. What? At the zoo. Do they know? How can he sit there and read there?

How can he sit there and he has no time to read? Can he even? He has to be a monkey man. They're saying the zoo is even getting some upgrades. They're adding some shading to where he lives at and stuff like that now. So it's like people love punch. You know what? I hope the older monkeys that were mean to him tell him thank you.

Which they probably won't. But because their living conditions have upgraded a lot because of his existence. I wonder if they like other monkeys like, oh, that food's famous. Not looking. He thinks he's all bad now. He's all bad. For sure. Hey, I made him famous.

If I didn't bully him, he wouldn't be famous. He's only big because of us, right, guys? We get bananas. He get banana shakes. Look at them. A little cinnamon on top. Banana lattes. Very good.

Yeah. Banana faps. I like, but yeah, punch the monkey. He's being loving. Everybody loves him. And, yeah, it's just going good for him. That's a good for him now. Yes.

That's a happy story. Nice to be careful. Why? He's stopped monkeying around before he gets beat up. Oh, it could have stopped right there. Not you, Connie. Country, not you. No, you guys don't get it.

Ar. Up quick. What are we? Just give me like one. I'll save us. Yes. Please. Yeah, well, Drake next another hit.

You just stop looking around the monkey. Drake features. Right. And now the weather With concrete storm And then I gotta do this Yes, your job And then I gotta figure this out

You do it every day at this time Well it's the weather, Perito's going down Tuesday, August 11th First we walked our way to the city of Bel Air It reminds me of a neighborhood Off of Paddock and Telferr Oh It's not the same

It's not the same And you better not because I live on Paddock too It's like Lil T-J 83 and 67 degrees at night. Next, we pushed past L.E.X and land in the city of Hawthorne. I started cooking, I started working out doing parkour. You see it? Parkour.

Just jumping on things? Jumping on things. I'm going to fall. 82 and 69. Now we hit the SUV and kick up dust in the city of Canyon Country. We're first keeping popping, popping out the trunk, G. It's actually pretty nice right there. Very nice.

92 degrees and 60 degrees at night. Lastly, we end in the greatest city on Earth, Los Angeles. Scandalous, man. It's going to be 86 degrees and 69 degrees at night. It's not going to be super hot but still stay cool. Keep your kids out the car and your pets out of car. Petit. City of Bel Air, 83 and 67 degrees.

Hotthorn, 82 and 69 degrees. Canyon Country. You'll be 92 and 68 degrees. Los Angeles, Scanditist, Van der Leanderous, Handler, blah, blah, blah, wah, wah. 86 degrees and 69 degrees at night. It's your boy concrete from Brownback Morning. It's our Power 106. Let's go.

Oh, hey, by the way, just a traffic caution. A lot of the first days of schools, stuff, accidents can happen around school. So big up to all of our babies going back to school. Ooh, summer vacation was crazy. But also just be very aware during crosswalks. Don't speed. I know if you're running late. I know things can get hectic.

But please, please, please, please, please, please. Watch out for kids crossing and watch out the way you drive. Okay, thank you. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your head. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for the homie help line. The certified Torta Pounders need our help, you guys. Oh, yeah. What is that? It's a fantasy football league. Reyes hit us up. He said, what's up, Brown Bag? It's Reyes.

I need help because my fantasy football league, the certified Torta Pounders, need a new last place punishment, and we're officially out of ideas. Yes. Can you please explain? Oh, yeah. So last place punishment. So you play in a fantasy league and then the person that places last, they have to usually have a punishment. It's like culture for like fantasy sports.

So it's something crazy, outlandish. Right now a lot of people are doing them because the fantasy football season is about to start up again in August and September. Oh, so they set up what the last place punishment is in the beginning of the season. Exactly. And this doesn't end until when Super Bowl or? Until Super. Well, no, actually before Super Bowl, whenever the regular season's over. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

Yeah, so they'll end it there. And then it's like you have until the start of the next season to complete your punishment. Damn. Crazy. All right. So he said, we've been doing this for like 10 years. It's grown to 14 of us. We're all primos.

And every year we do a legit live draft, big board, timer, talking-ish, the whole thing. Cool, man. That sounds like fun. It sounds like fun. Yeah. It does. He said, it's 150 buy-in. Winner gets $1,500 and the championship belt.

Nice. They go all out. They do. He said, we got Packer fans, Charger fans, Raider fans, Rams fans, and just one lame Niners fan. What? I don't know. How have they gone the furthest out of all those teams you just listed? Yeah.

Did the Niners even go to Super Bowl? They've gone to a couple of Super Bowl. Oh. Like a couple? Like recently. Recently, yeah. Yeah. He said, we've already made a loser shave his head and eyebrows.

That's crazy. One prima had to take a blow-up doll on a date. Last year, we had the loser stand outside a liquor store for an hour holding a sign that said, I blow. Then you flip it over and it says at fantasy football. So what the hell do we do now? He said, our draft is August 22nd and the punishment has to be agreed on before everybody puts their 150 down. Gotcha. What have other leagues done?

I want to hear from other fantasy football league players about their craziest punishments. Man, why can't you guys do something cool like that? Like what? Like, like a, like, be man. Who? I'm a fantasy, papa. What? Do that.

Because I live in a real world. That's fantasy. Sorry. They have like a whole organization. We talked about this previously and it's a whole thing. Like, don't they have like a main captain or like a. Yeah. You know how much time that commissioner?

Commissioner. All of that. That takes up a lot of time. I know it does. I know it does. I've played before. But I would love to see it first. hand.

Like, none of you do do it. Yeah, like, be on your phone. We could start one. It's not too late. Let's do it for the WMBA. I'm down. Do they do it for that? Yeah, probably, yeah.

So the thing about football is once a week. So it's easier. Oh, it's easier to like, understand. Oh, I should have known. Of course, Kahn and Vick wouldn't know. The man in the room is great. Tell us. So, like, basketball, baseball, there's a lot of games in the season.

Yeah. So it wouldn't work. Back to back to back to back to back. So it's a lot of work. As in football, you can kind of set your team early. and then make some changes within the week but then once your team set for that week Got it. That's all very interesting.

Greg spends all his free time selecting men. Not a bad time. Is that a bad thing? Is that bad thing? Big, is that bad? The men select you all the time. Shout out to Vicks Army. That's what they do.

No, can we change their name to koala lovers? No. Vicks' koalas? I like that one. That's your fantasy team. That's your fantasy team. That's your fantasy team. That's crazy.

Do you guys know anyone that's like in a fantasy league or less done something crazy for their fantasy league? So my homies that from high school did it. And what they did is that the loser had to buy out a flower vendor. And the guy had to wear a dress and give out flowers to all the men in the traffic. Oh, in traffic. Yeah. So they bought the, you know, the people saw the flower. That's nice.

Yeah. I like that. Give them back to the community. Yeah, and then the guy had to walk around to the car. He's like, oh, here's the flowers for the men. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, it just isn't an embarrassment. Where did he get the dress and does he still have it?

What happened then? That's great. It was funny because it was on a popular intersection in Whittier, too, so like, everybody saw it. You saw it. You saw it. Yeah. I've seen one online circulating that I guess a lot of people were like, dude, that must suck. A guy playing golf without a ball with strangers.

So he's asking them the whole time, like, hey, sorry, can I borrow your ball? and they were like super annoyed because he's a stranger mind you and that was like people are like well that's one of the worst punishments I've ever heard

apparently honestly I don't think bad with it yeah thank you for the contribution the cool part let's talk to this rule let's talk to Reyes are you the little

are you the man just making stuff up all day today yeah exactly you know what actually read on the fly right everything's been about some other person but it's probably him

yeah Hey, somebody I know did this. What, ran over a crow, random? That was my neighbor. He raised two ants by himself. Two little baby ants. He raised them. He fed them.

What do you feel? He said to bea. Yeah, he used to change little diapers. He used to milk them too. You're going to say that too, huh, buddy? You're going to say you milk ants before, too? That's all right. His uncle.

Reyes. Reyes. So, it's the top of the morning. What up, dog? What's up, King? What's the name of your fantasy league? All the certified Sota Pounders. That's right.

Where does one get that name? Years of experience, man. A Poundee? Are any of you in relationships? Maybe half. What are your partners think of? the name of your fantasy I mean it's been going on for 10 years

so I mean they don't already had a choice on what the name is I mean look in the mirror babe Oh Babe you're a tort up pounder Yeah Oh man You sound like you look like Brad Pitt How do you guys look? Is a bunch of tortas pounding

tortas or what? Oh yeah Some of it Hey Yeah Yeah La vocea. Sorry, bro, sorry.

We roast here, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know. I'm used to it. I know, I know. Yeah, with that name? Yeah. Have you lost?

Luckily, no, I've never lost one. Okay. How long have you been doing this? About like 10 years. 10 years. 10 years of being the certified Torta Pounders, okay? And your fantasy league starts August 22nd, That's when the draft is?

That's when the draft starts. Okay. Can we join? How does it work? How does it work? Well, you pick five players, ten players? I'm new to this, so I want to learn. So I think we pick like around ten.

Ten players. And depending on how they do on the regular games, that's how many points you get. Like, you get seven points per like each touchdown they make or per every yard. You get maybe like one point, 25 points. Ooh, it's math, concrete. Wow. Yeah, it has to all add up. Oh, he's out.

He's out. He's out. I'm a mathematician. Okay, so you guys are wondering what you should do for the last place punishment? Yeah, we've done a few already. And, like, you know, we're trying to keep it, like, fresh, you know? Yeah, which one's been your favorite? Which one's been your favorite?

So far? Yeah. The blow-up doll. The blow-up day. Yeah. How did that transpire? Who lost it in, like, what restaurant did they go to all of that? It was one of my.

cousins and he ended up taking it to um buffalo wow wing oh my god a lot of people are there that's kind of normal yeah when you get to a certain age those kind of things don't matter they don't they don't face you it's like all right hey bet even better no one's gonna she's not gonna need to eat the chicken wing yeah i don't have to share them same the dog won't complain what what what happened to the dog afterwards oh i got passed around ew did you guys clean it at least this guy You guys got room for one more big dog? I'm back in the game. Was the bloat doll?

Like, what size was she? Was she, like, you know, bigger or like normal size? She was, she was mid-sized, you know, like five two. Mm-hmm. Keep going. You know, a little torta. The Milanese of hamona of the pollo. You already know Milanesa.

You already know. With extra mayonnaise. It's like the creepy game soccer. It is. When's the last time you engaged with the woman? Me? Yeah. Me?

Yeah, you. Not the blowouts on my friend. Um, Bob is about it? Dog, don't come to this classroom, not ready player. You're going to get rose. We are the worst classmates ever. You're the worst home room ever. Me?

Me? We love you. Were you getting roasted? Those are the guys that are in fantasy football. So we're good, Vic. Don't worry, though. We're good. We're good.

No, that's fantasy football right there for you, ladies and gentlemen. I didn't get an answer, but they did pass around the blow of that. Ladies, so when your man's telling you, babe, I'm going to fantasy. Eh, ha, ha, ha, ha, no, no, there's nothing going on. So that's the safest place in the world he could be. Let him do his thing. And that's why the ladies don't mind the name. Yeah.

They mean actual food. The food. The tortas are eating. Why'd you pick that player? You don't even like him. To each other? Reyes. Do you guys ever get in fights in your fantasy football team?

You and the primos? All the time. What's the main fight? Like, what gets you guys riled up? Just the shit talking, you know? Hey! My bad, my bad, my bad. Just the trash talking.

The trash talking? Yeah. You know, you take it to art sometimes. Like, what is he said? Was it me, personally? Um, oh, man, I don't even know. Me? Me?

Me? Me. Me? Me. Me. We're on a call with only you. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, this is your story. You're the homie that we're trying to help on the homie help line. Welcome. Me? Aye, Regis. All right, let's stop about Reyes. If there's any other fantasy football club, hey, you want to shout out your fantasy football? Yeah.

Call us. Tell us what's the craziest thing you've done for the last place punishment, okay? Because Ray isn't his. Ladies, too. Call in. Ladies, ladies, too, call in. Yeah. We've had that where the girls are commissioners or their man is a commissioner and they take it really serious.

You could win good money. Yeah, I mean, this is 500. You could also lose a lot of money. 150 bucks in. Is there 10 of them? Yeah. Wow. That's a long condina, dog.

Yeah, you have to wait until next. money to get it that's the long hey you may hold it on my money dog it's an investment prestam I lost like $400 playing one year

what now you play I haven't played since hell no those guys are sharks yeah they are people are scandalous which guys yeah no no you

the guys I was playing with no no no and they were they were not like nerds is this another story where you just made it up no it's true it's 100% true Because didn't we just ask if anyone's been in it and he said no? I didn't say no.

You did. Con Pete. I said I'm not in one right now. Abol to my friend. Are you just making stuff fucking? I don't know. I don't know what's wrong with him today, too. He wants to be a part of the conversation so bad.

I raised my hand. Today a winner wins the lottery. Me too. Yeah. I won it. I won it in Mexico. I want a thousand pesos. Just lying, my boy.

818 520159. Oh my God. Call us up if you are in a fantasy football team or you've ever been. Vick, you could go outside and call us and tell us your story. Every like you're getting more elaborate, dog. It's weird. You raised two ants from birth? That's crazy word.

You're already part of the team, bro. You don't need to have a shit. I don't got a lie to kick it. No. 81852059. Me? He spoke to the eagle before it passed. Amiens.

Jackie the eagle. Jackie the eagle. Jackie, look at me. Look at me. He was in the vet hospital, everything. Okay. So we are asking you to hit us up with your fantasy football team if you had one. And what's the craziest punishment you guys have had.

This is all starting right now. This is what the guys are excited about. Right? I figured losing your money would be enough face. Yeah. I thought so. Yeah, enough is enough. I want to kick me while I'm down.

You have to do something. Okay, so we got Jorge and Igor Rock. What's up, Jorge? Hey, what's up, I'm back? What's up, bro? Do you have a fantasy football team or had? Oh, yeah, I still do and I run a league and everything as well. Oh, what's your league name?

A commish. The Vitos. The what? The Vito's. The Vito. The Vito. Okay. Okay.

What did you have to do for your last place punishment, or what did you have someone do? Well, we had a guy go to a gay bar and made him, made him, basically had him pick up five numbers before he was able to leave the bar. And if he was unsuccessful, we made him go back and do it again. Did you guys go to the gay bar with him? Because how would you know that he was successful or not? We had a gay friend go with him. Okay. Oh, a wingman.

A wingman. His chaperone. Why are all your punishments gay stuff? Like, why is that the go-to thing for dudes? still there. He's never like, stuck on number four. On purpose? Legend says you're still there,

Molden's teeth, oh, we got three. Jorge, did he do it? Did he do it? Yeah, he did. He did it like in two tries, though. He was pretty good at it, though. He was pretty good at it. He was at fantasy football.

Damn. Oh, yeah. Well, he was in last place there. Okay. That there's a punishment. That's pretty good. Yeah. You straight guys, trim me out.

All your jokes and all your punishment, hey, dude, something gay. Like, what a dress rule? So funny. It's so funny. It wasn't funny. It wouldn't do it. Okay. Okay, let's go to Jessica and Compton.

What's up, Jessica? Jessica. Hi. Hi, Jessica. Do you have a fantasy football league? I do as well, yes. Oh, what is it? What's it called?

Batty league. Batty league. Maddie league. Okay. Talk to us about your league. Who's in it? What have you guys done as a last place punishment? This is actually our first year going to do a punishment.

And we're actually thinking of loser has to get a fake pregnancy belly. And we're all going to go to the bar together. And she has to order and take shots. Do you see how awesome that is? They don't have to pretend they're a lesbian. That's fun. Okay. So homie should have his homie get a pregnancy.

belly. And say I transitioned and I'm going to get drunk. Crazy. Of course. Of course. Be more creative. That's good. You said you have something for the guys too?

Jess, you said you have something for the guys too? Yes. Yes. I have something for guys. So my boyfriend, his league, they're planning to do a beer butler for their next draft. So not this draft, but the next season, whoever comes in last,

that's basically like they do whatever they ask them to get them beers and they have to dress up. He's their runner. Oh, so he's, like, yeah, just, yeah. Like, Alfred. Like, he's going to get, like, hazed on, like, almost hazing. Yeah. Like, hey, go take off my shoes or go get me a beer.

Yeah. Hey, while you're up. What's the name of his league? I don't know. Oh, okay. It's like a secret society or what? KPWRFM, H-D-1, Los Angeles, Power 106, L.A's number one for hip-hip-hop. We are inside the homie help line. The homie Reyes. He has a fantasy football league and

they're trying to figure out what to do for the last place punishment. So we're having people call in. If you are part of a fantasy football league, get us up. A1852059. Tell us what you had the last place. The loser do. All the other fools lost too. Yeah, that is only the last place. It's like like when you play beer pong and you don't make it, yeah, you don't make it not even one. they call it trolling and then you have to like be under the table. Yeah. It's like similar. It's like you're bad, but like you're really, really bad.

You're like the worst of the bad? Yeah. Worst to the worst. Okay. Let's go to Beto and Palmdale. What's up Beto? Hey, gole Beto. Hey, good morning.

What's up, bro? Talk to us. What did you have someone do in your fantasy league? We made somebody stay out of Denny's for 24 hours. Just sit? Just sit at a Denny's? Yeah, we have to stay there. Any 24-hour place where it's like a gym or a danese just hanging out for 24 hours and meeting off.

What did they do that whole time? Just order Colts or order a burger five times? Oh, dude, I'm ordering the Grand Slam. I'm ordering the zesty nachos. That's awesome. I'm having breakfast. The cheese sticks. Four times I did.

Did any of you guys go and sit with him during the 24 hours? Yeah, we also. GIF. That's good. Hang out for a little bit. That's good. Trying to raise morale, you know. You guys are good homies.

That's good. And you had good waiters because you didn't get kicked out. That's what I said. I think at the end everybody was pissed off that he was there. I think the manager was looking at us crazy a little bit. Okay. Okay. Not against the law.

Not against the law. As long as you keep. Not against slow law. And they didn't dine and ditch. No, they paid. Yeah. Paying customers. Next time try the one on sunset.

Why? That one gets crazy. That one gets super crazy. That one's scary, dude. Oh, my God. Nicole enrolls me. Let's go to Nicole and Rosemey. Nicole.

Hi, good morning. What's up, Nicole? Talk to us. What type of punishment should the last place loser in our homie Reyes fantasy football league get? So for last year, we did a shoeie. So someone brought a shoe and they had to drink a beer out of it. Oh. I've done that on Thursday.

I do that off of there. What's the name of your fantasy football league? Favorite Pab Time? Favorite Pats time? It's just so cute. You need to do the Denny's thing, okay? That's your new. Favorite pastime.

Take me baseball. Like the beer. Oh, Pabs. Pabs. Pabs. Like PBR. Yeah. Yeah, PBR.

Yeah, for sure. It's all girls. The worst beer ever, but... Is it? PBR? Yeah. Hey, bro. A, Denny's diner for 24 hours.

Brother, are you still in the line? Beto. Beto. Yeah, I'm so here. What's the name of your... Fentzio. Ram, bam. Thank you, ma'am.

Ramb, thank you, man. Ram, bam, thank you, man. Oh, yeah, man. I name you guys. Can we name you guys? Yeah. All right. Let's go to Cesar.

Caesar. Caesar in Paris. What's up, Caesar? What's up, Seiz? Good morning, brown bag. How are you guys doing? There we go. What's the name of your fantasy football league, brother?

Well, I'm Mexican. We don't do fantasy football, but we do soccer. We call it quinaella. Why? You guys, can you have it with soccer? Is it for, like, the World Cup? Or for when is it? Is it for...

Well, it's for the seasons. So, like, say, for instance, if we like Mexican soccer, we do Mexican soccer league, we do the West Valley, which is in Europe, then we do Europe. We also did it for the World Cup. We're able to go ahead and choose a league and just your teams and all that good stuff.

Dude, that's a lot of games, right? Yeah. That's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot. What was the name again? Well, they call it a quinella. They don't really have a name for it. Oh, that's their type.

Like a conena. Yeah. And what did you? I got to say like their type. Oh, we got to type now just because we like soccer? What? What? What?

What? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? You got me excited. That's right. Caesar, relax, brother. Caesar, calm, damn. We're on your side.

Put down the water gun, buddy. Hold on. You're shooting everybody over here. Hold on, man. I like how we're like, hey, don't come in here unless you got, you're ready for the, and you comes ready. We're like, hey, chill. I love the enthusiasm.

Yeah, no, me too, me too. I'm a fan, I'm feeling like a groupie right now, you know? No, we love you. We love you. We love you. rugby world. I just asked what the name? For favor.

What's the name? There's no name. There's no name. It's just quinella. So what is that? That's the thing that's happening. Like that's the, the, what they call.

Okay. So the quenella is the same thing. It's like the football league. Fantasy footballing, but in Spanish, they call it Quinella. Got it. Got it. Same concept. Understood.

Same concept. So what happened was they lost $500 because you have to obviously pay him to get in. You lose $5. hundred bucks and then the homie had to go ahead and dress up as a chick with makeup and took pictures that had to post it on this again a photo shoot that's insane photo shoot that was love it did they get the most likes they've ever gotten who yep that was makeup hair um a whole nine yards picture and instagram and everything nice was the homie pretty uh I mean after the wig you know I don't know.

I've been a couple of beers. Sessa. After a couple of beers. He said yes. Come here, baby. He had curly hair. He had curly hair and then I had a little like Rarita. You know, he was a little fortune.

He does comedy too. Oh, really? Does he? You want to hit him up? I know a homie that also dresses up and then posts on Instagram. Yeah, he has curly hair. Yeah, straight hair. Jervis, yeah.

Call him up Hey, show us the photo Send us to the photo We'll send them over right now Yeah There we go Thank you Well Vic

What do you think Well this one time Greg is such a hater Why Okay we're gonna get into the game For For Universal Studio tickets Angie's the student

Put your student glasses on Please my little friend Oh so cute Look at that Yes, teacher. Angie looks so cute. You look wholesome. She is wholesome.

You on the other hand? I don't know. We have a game that's coming up right after this, but why are you looking like that? What's the little face? What? Stop looking at me. Say something. Say something now.

He looks super smart. I am. I went to call it. He called you Angie Califa. I don't know what that means. Like, what's Califa? Yeah. Yeah.

I hope so. I hope so. Anyway, I told Greg. I want to learn how to DJ. Please don't. And I'm like doing DJ vibes. Like, ooh, kill it. Stop.

Like on board like, you guys are really doing anything. You're the one that told me you guys are not really doing. You're the one that said that. I said, hey, Greg, when people are changing the knobs, like on the DJs, we've all seen the TikTok DJs or the video like on, and they're in the club. I'm like, when you're spinning the knob or like tapping it or is that even doing? And you said no. They're not doing anything because they're not real DJs.

I'm tired of these damn freaking fake DJs. And the thing is like, Leti, I know if you were to freaking start DJing right now, you'd be at Coachella next week. I'm like, what? Why? Why? This is the hard thing where I go, you go. You can carry my crates.

I'm not doing that. No. Carry my crates. By the way, I did go to Scratch Academy before. In my radio journey. So before you were even probably born, I was learning how to DJ. I just never. fully then went on, you know, to pursue it.

So I'm like, I just want to finish my career. I was taught by the legendary Mr. Chalk. See, that's legendary DJ. Legendary DJ. He said I'm really good dropping on the ones. Yeah, see. I know the terminology. You already know more than 90% of the-

And so I was like messing with the board like, ah, the crowd goes wild. He's looking at me like such a hater. He is. Anyway, help me come on with a DJ name. I'm thinking Lettisa go, but I feel like that's kind of like the brand name all around.

So that makes sense. You'd be headlining your own show downtown by next week if you do it. Yeah. We're talking about this. Hey, I'll go visit you in Santa Ana, brother. Oh, no, no, you won't. Sorry, I'm booked.

Sorry, I'm booked. I can't make it. Saturday night's really bad for me. Hey, Greg, I'm double booked. You want to fill in for one? Oh. Oh, baby. All right.

Well, I guess I won't do it. I won't do it. Anyways, right now it is time for Angie to play. Angie, you're ready? How good were you at school? We never really talked about this. You know what? My senior year, I was.

was really smart. I graduated with the 4.0. Wow. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's incredible. I had some math. The math was my favorite subject. Are you making stuff up like big two today? No! Okay, well, that's good. Yeah, I had a Mustang. I did it. I didn't drive. Statistics was after the algebra, the geometry. And I took it for fun as an elective. Wow.

Yeah. Shut up as a kid. Hey, her mom was at home. My Angelica is ta bien list. Yeah. I went to you all on the weekends. Just for fun. I did. Angie, I believe in you, okay? So we're going to spin the wheel right now. Okay. If you win, Degene is in Long Beach.

No, she's going against you. If you lose Degene in Long Beach, he's going to win the tickets. If you win Jose and Hollywood, he's going to win the tickets to Universal Studios. We've got a four-pack for you to go enjoy Universal Studios. Hollywood Drift. That's the new Fast and Furious drive. Okay, let's go. Spin it.

I hope she gets mine. I hope I get math. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Please let it be ultra-boh. Please let it be ultra-brose. What?

I love math. You got a super hype. Oh, my God. What? Okay, Angie, are you ready? Yeah. It's always the ones that are not good at it that clown. They're not.

I'm super good at math. I don't know about y'all. No, you're not. What's 11 and 11? I don't want to show off. What's a square root of 49? Ooh. Hurry up.

How about that? That's what I thought. Why are you mad? Apud up there. Okay. Sophie has 12 pencils, Angie. You can't write any of the time. She gives four to Jack and two to Ella. How many pencils do Sophie have left?

She gave four to Jack and two to Ella and she started with 12. Six. Angie, you said that you were valid. Yeah, but now I'm with word math. Word math. Word. Congratulations. Yes, sick.

You couldn't have to answer it. That was easy. Yeah. Jose, congratulations. Jose. That's like the easiest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was highlighted, okay? Don't be mad. Jose, congratulations. You're going to go to Universal Studios Hollywood.

Yeah, that's what problem. Woo-woo. There we go. You're welcome. There we go. Thank you so much. Hey, way to pay attention in school, Angie. I know, I know.

I paid off for some sikis. Why are you hitting on her glory? You won yesterday. I did. I know, but, man, I don't know. I wanted her to fail because she said she was so good at math. I was never good at math. I never passed algebra. Do one for fun right now.

Oh yeah, do one for fun just for you, Vic. Okay. Two plus six. You can't even answer that. Okay, you ready? Yes. Emma has 10 apples. She gives Liam three apples.

Liam gives one apple to Noah, then returns two apples to Emma. How many apples does Emma have now? Seven. Listening dog. No, it was going fast. Nine. It's nine. I was reading slow.

You're reading fast. She was not. It's nine. It's nine. Concrete. Yeah. Are you even listening, man? See, concrete.

What? Capgrine me. Oh, God. The student in the back of the class got it. Yeah. Wow. I'm shocked. Congratulations.

Congratulations. You did a great thing today. And I'm dyslexic. That's her. It was really sick. He's freaking out. Well, the reason I'm not good of math is this one time. Oh, my God.

What? Didn't you used to work at a bank? I did. Oh, your back. Key word, you still. He was getting everybody back wrong change. Bonus for you. Hey, this is the job that stuck for my guy.

You were a car salesman too, right? Did you ever sell one car? I don't think so. Never saw a car. Bigwas County money, one for you, one for me. One for you? One for me. Oh, I lost my count.

Okay, one for me. Again, one for you. Little guy. Anyone else want to try? Try it, Vic. I mean, Greg. Greg? Max.

Yeah, go, go, go. All right, you ready? Yeah. When Daniel was eight years old, his sister Maya was four, and their brother Alex was six. Now Daniel's 18. How old are Maya and Alex? 18, four and six. Add ten.

No, what? Let her. Why would you do all that? Let him cook. That's a regular roll. Take it. Eleven. And.

eight no manches what is it reread it again no no no you got the other one of them was six the other one was four one was 18

10 okay read it again when Daniel was eight years old his sister Maya was four and their brother Alex now Daniel's 18 how old are Maya and Alex 14 and 16

yes yes he's just at 10 duh eight I didn't do all that Why did you go through the whole life? Why are you like dividing, man?

It's okay. I think, and by the way, we're always a little bit stupider when we go back to school. Like after the, you read less good, your math is off, you forget history. I know. I used to read gooder and then now I'm not as good. That's better. I agree. I agree.

You need to learn us folk. Okay. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? And this may be a surprise to at least one of you Because it was a freaking surprise to me

But the CHP is not the sheriffs They are not I did not know that I thought CHP California Highway Patrol were the sheriffs Because they both were beige It's either that or their UPS workers You knew they were not sheriffs and yeah Anybody else?

I thought they were the same right I couldn't have been the only one trip in don't lie to me No, I knew there's different Oh God you knew them before too and everything. Yeah, we go way back. I would have thought the same thing too. Shout out to the Sheriff's Department.

No. And California Highway Patrol. Shout out to all the California Highway Patrol officers that came through yesterday. Talaveras, Amran, Denise, Fernandez, and Church. They came through and they talked to us not just about how everybody gets the sheriffs and CHP confused.

I'm not the only one. They told me I was not. But they also let us know other things that we get wrong. Oh, okay. Yes. This one trip me out. Listen to my friends.

Do you guys actually pull over cars that have their light on inside? Oh, yeah. Our parents always told this as kids. My mom said. It is so funny because everybody heard that as kids. I heard that as kids. Did you hear that as a kid? Turn off the light.

I've never once stopped anybody in the last five years for that. Oh, never once in the last five years. What about the last six? No, I've only been a police officer five years. Oh, okay, okay, okay. No citizen's arrest. No citizen's arrest prior, I promise. Can LAPD get you on the freeway?

They can. So all those pursu- Who told us those weird laws? It's weird, not real truths. They can. You're saying they can. They can. So ultimately, they are sworn police officers.

It's just based off his jurisdiction. So, for example, if something happens in L.A. City off the freeway, they response to that. Like, hey, like, if it's you're out, like, you're up, brother. For us, if it happens on the freeway, okay, well, even though it's in L.A. City, this is a state property. You can still do it. Follow-up question.

So I grew up in the city of Lennox. and supposedly you can't follow them near the airport. Is that true? I've always heard that if there's a high-speed pursuit and it's going on near the airport, you guys have to pull back or something like that? Is that true? No, if I had pursuits actually end up

at that parking structure between Terminal 1 and 7 actually. Really? We didn't stop. We didn't stop. They always say like, oh, we go to the South Bay because then they can't follow you. They're chopper or something like that's what I've heard. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You're probably there. It's not their jurisdiction there. We're so stupid.

I know. I felt really dumb. Yeah, they are valid questions. But all of them, they debunked. Well, now I know. There's a parent right now, and there's a kid in the car right now, that you're freaking mom and dad told you, don't turn on the lights because you're going to get a stop. That's not true.

And you know what's the worst part? Letty, I can't even remember who said these nonsensical things. You know what I never remember. It's like the one where like, it's the end of the month. They're, you know, they're giving the tickets because it's a quota. You know, I wonder if that was. We should have actually. Yeah.

You were in the conversation. That's true. Oh, that's a good one. You said you had homies that were like, A, drive to the. Yeah. I don't remember who said that though. Like, genuinely, I'm just like, what the hell? If you drive to the airport, it's federal land.

Yeah, so like the helicopter can't go over or the cops have to pull back. I don't know. They're like, bro, we've arrested people in the parking laws. That's like, we will find you. So that tripped me out. But you know what else tripped me out? There was a freaking rapper on their team. What?

What? Asia. Shout out to Officer Talavera because he was talking about he was in the music industry. He actually knows concrete. Yeah, we used to do music together. I had a feeling, bro, when he said he was Puerto Rican. Yeah, he was actually Puerto Rican to Mexico. This is when I was Puerto Rican.

Yeah. And we used to do music together. Yeah, me, hectic logg, the whole, you know. So you didn't recognize him in his outfit? No, not in his, you know, not in his current, current structure of an officer. Yeah. All of that. So he made a rap.

He freestized. four brown bag warnings and the city of Los Angeles and the and the state of California because it's California Highway Patrol you have to listen to this I'm not mad at it I feel like we need to do like some just incredible pream let's do it like all of those attached you guys talk well I figure that out what was his name officer Talavera do you remember his rap name though um wait like like like like NIT or something like that AIT or something like them what dyslexia dyslexia dyslexia It's crazy because I want to look for things in our library.

We have a library thing and I'm like, how do I look for blooms? Because that's what they drop bombs. Ciren. Ciren. Cork. What? What? What?

Pull over. No, not those, brother. Like the DJ gods. DJ drops. Oh, okay, okay. What is that? CHP. HB.

For an exclusive. C.H.P. All right, you guys. Let's not get anyone scared. I'm sorry. Yeah. We did something. I did something.

All right. We're just going to play it. How about that? The longshoremen are blasting them over there. What the hell's going on? I'm so scared. You have some. I have some.

I have some. It's still going. Okay. It serves that treatment. Okay. Shout out to the CHP. Shout out to Officer Talavera. This is the freestyle that he did for Power 106 and Brownback Mornings.

Hold on, it's not that one. All right, let's get to it. Here we go. Power 106, CHP, Officer Talavera. Come on. Look, top of the morning we at, Power 106. You tuned in the brown bag so you know what it is.

Highway patrol, the CHP then took over the space. From San Diego to Burbank to the Golden Gate, the Golden State. Here with a PSA about pedestrians and bicycles and traveling and safe. The best way to be seen is in some light clothing. Flash and lights or maybe items with reflective codeine, Don't forget the helmet. Remember safety first. They say good days get better while the bad get worse, but on a serious note, here's

a serious quote you can feel. Safe roads start with safe choices made behind the wheel, so don't be drinking and driving. That's something I got to mention because not only is it dangerous, but boy, is it expensive. Think twice, call an Uber, maybe call a friend. That $10 will be the best that you will ever spend. Let's talk about speed limits because they're all around. Sage's a Gemini said it best when he said, slow down, but we ain't grabbing the wall. If there's a call about a crash, I hope that you ain't involved.

you call about your car. Talking about how I've stalled, we'll get you back on the road and headed back home in no time at all. Safety service and security, that's what we bring. Shout out to the community from the CHP. Let's go. Hey.

That boy, nice. He's good. That was freaking fire. He's good. He did it right there. On the fly. He was just turned up. He was really good.

He was like, I was like doing this on the way here while they were driving in their friend. Yeah. It was so funny. He said, put it with you while he on. Yeah, he's like, actually, I did it to the Uchiwali B. Out of all of the little beats. That's a hard beat, though.

It was. It was. It was crazy. That's a hard beat. So LAPD, L-A-F-D, who we call it now? Like, you see. Everybody. LAPD.

And we're calling now names. N-YD. Sheriff's office. You see what the C. FBI. Security guards, security, everybody. CIA. All of you.

SBU. Bodyguards, everybody. If you drop an SUV, even. IRS. Why not? We're calling you out. You got to come in freestyle. Because CHP?

Come on. Yeah. They took it. They took that. They did. That was bars. That was bars. That was.

Thank you for his all those. Bro. Wow. What a DJ. So if you ever get stopped by Officer Talavera, just be like, yeah, I heard your Uchiwali rap. Really? Honestly, just put on the instrumental. Forget all about it.

Let's battle for a ticket. That's tight, man. And there's more. Shout out to our homies over at the CHP. We're going to have. have them coming in and checking in through the year. I think they said they're going to come by Halloween time, talk about like safety going trick-or-treating.

It's a great time. And I love to build that partnership so we don't be so afraid. Yeah. And we see them just like us. Just like us. They had rap dreams for real. They just like us. You know, cutie pie.

Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? She's Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys. Clay Thompson, basketball players for the maps. Or if you're like me, you know him as, Meg the Stallion's ex. Oh, okay?

I know him from the Warriors. Yes, four-time NBA champion. Oh, so Steph Curry's ex. Someone's ex. No, but this fool, I don't know if he was trying to be low-key or something, but this fool on the weekend on Saturday, he was spotted in my hood at the OC Fair. He was in the OC Fair? The same day I was there and I missed him.

Oh. You missed him? How could you? Isn't he like 20-4-tiles? I know, I know. He's being low-key, that's why. He had a hat on. 6-8 with a hat on

It was inconspicuous It worked for me because I didn't see him But apparently he was spotted with a mystery woman Because nobody knows who that girl was They actually didn't go to the fair They were spotted together at the concert They went to go watch this Reggae rock band called Revolution

You know them done? Really good, really good music They have a song like this Really good we're feeling all right Yeah Bump, bo Bu. Feeling good

We're feeling All right Bamba Klan Yeah Really popular Hey bro, he gets high You could tell You could tell

Easy I would have never guessed Everybody knows that The other day The other, like Not the other day But we've seen videos Of Clay Thompson

At King Taco Turned out of his mind He couldn't stand up You could tell Like he's the home He's the home in there Like hey I'll order Bro

You go sit down I'll order He's a chill chill chill chill chill chill Chill chill Chum Machato But he's with a new girl. He was to make the stab.

Yeah, well, I mean, we don't know if that was a date or what he was trying to do, but he was watching the concert with that one girl. That's a good question. Is it a date if you take him to a fair? Yeah. I think that. Yeah. That has to be, right?

Yeah, that's a fair. That's a date. That's a date. So why did you take that girl with a man? Yes. Oh, I love that setup. Photo booth. Did you guys go on the photo booth?

Did you see how Adamie he was? He was. He was. That one. Yeah. I asked the room. But that is a date place. Like,

you take a date there. So why did you do that? I took a friend. You took a friend with a whole man to the L.A. Fair. But I just asked if you take someone to the fair. You put it at Disneyland too, no? You're taking somebody to do.

Oh, yeah. Same girl. Oh, same girl. Who takes a girl with a man to do? Oh, what? Fight for my life. Wow. Wait, but I mean, you didn't like pay for like all the drinks and stuff, though, right?

I did. Okay, but you guys didn't take pictures together, like a couple, right? No, no, no, no, she has a boyfriend. I respect that. Well, let me take her on the day. Question. If he FaceTimes, do you both get on screen? Or do you hide?

What do you mean? Like, if you were to FaceTime her while you're taking her to the fair? No, he knows who I am. I know. Yeah, does he see you? Why would I? Yeah. She knows, she knows.

She knows, she knows. Okay, so this is an arrangement. Pictures, no. Whatever happens that spacebound, happens at spacebound. Don't. Don't degrade space mountain. Oh. Did you get her stuffed animal?

Did you win her? Yeah, I won her like three. What? That's a date. Greg. We're talking about Clay Thompson. Okay, yeah, back to Clay Thompson. We're on you.

Yeah, so Clay Thompson was, we weren't seeing him winning prices for this girl. We just saw them at the concert. I like that no one knows who the girl is. And I hope he can have that. Yeah. Like, privacy. His relationship with May, like, it's probably on both of them. It's like, damn, it's too public.

It was very public, you know? And you know what's crazy? They only did it for like nine, ten months. But now I know it is. That's a long time. That's still a long time. Yeah, it's almost a year. Yeah.

Is the girl pretty? We were only able to see the back of her head. But she looks pretty. Why? The back of her head was ridiculous. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. Yeah, go. Rep sheet.

Let these set go. Man, and I repeat a plaque, man. We're about to hit the 30-year mark since he passed away. Insane. In September. and it has taken this long for someone who was potentially involved in the murder to finally face trial. We're talking about Dwayne Kifidi Davis, who's on trial in Las Vegas. This is officially day two of jury selection for his trial that's set to have opening statements coming up in August 17th.

All right. They've whittled down the jurors. They're not going into like the individual questioning to see if they're going to get a base group that will be as unbiased as I'm assuming possible, right? Yeah. I don't know how you can be unbiased to be quite honest in a situation like this with such a world known person like Tupac. But yes, that's going down. KPD is pleading not guilty. But let me tell you, this is not the person that reportedly allegedly shot Tupac. That was allegedly Orlando Anderson, who is the suspected shooter and is also passed away.

So one could say, like, we never got the justice. Other people say he got street justice. So there goes that. This guy is somebody, KPD, that. throughout the years has talked about his involvement. He wrote a book. He's on Vladd TV. Can whosoever's phone is going off?

You just throw it to the ground, please. It's not phone time, it's friend time. My son David tells me that when I'm doing scrolling. Okay, so according to prosecutors, this guy's own words are going to be what's used against him. He's gone on Black TV interviews. He wrote a book about his involvement, knowing what, even adding Diddy and Shug into the mix and everything of that nature.

His defense is saying, you know what? all of that stuff was exaggerated. He did that for the money. He exaggerated stories in the book. He lied. You know, he was just trying to get the views up, trying to get some bread in his pocket. That is not a surprising defense.

I don't know if it'll work too much. He also talked to the cops in 2008. And his defense is saying he was under the impression. He had immunity. So he probably told him stuff during the interview in 2008. So which one is it? Were you lying or did you think he had immunity? Yeah.

Were you lying for the views or you thought you had immunity? And why I lied to the cops? True. It's all up in the air. And here's where it gets a little bit tricky when it comes to Shug Night. Shug Night would have been the only surviving witness of this shooting. Remember, he was in the car with Tupac when Tupac passed away in Las Vegas. However, Shugnight is saying, don't include me.

I don't want to be a part of it. I don't want to be called to the witness stand. If the prosecution does call me up, is going to be bad for him too. which kind of is like, wait, so are you on KPD side? He also mentions, look, KVD, he did it, his own, he caught himself up, like he'd been talking. So what you need me for? I kind of am a little bit, mm, about that. This is your guy.

This is Tupac Shakur. If you could help in any way, Grandi, you're already locked up for a murder. Yeah. But if you could actually help in something that, again, we're coming up on the 30-year mark of Tupac passing away, why not just do it? I think there's like a long web of other things that occurred after that he could potentially be tied to that he's like, I don't even want to know. I don't even want you guys to know that I know that it was him. I mean, I think a lot of it too has to do with a lot of street code stuff. A lot of these dudes are taking stuff to the grave, you know, especially guys like Shig.

I would assume he's like, I don't want to talk. I'm not that guy. You know what I'm saying? So a lot of these guys do go by street codes and it is what it is. I guess at what point is it not that anymore? Yeah, especially if you're like you're inside and someone like you got caught up in the same kind of manner. You've got me. Power 106, number one for hip hop in Anaheim.

Shout us to all the peritos in Anaheim. Sorry for that quick interruption back to the very serious matter. But it is something I guess that you, I would feel you owe Afini and the family. You owe everybody that's ever done something. And honestly, yeah, I get you a Vic where it's like I may have done something too. Like he may have got retribution or on their own tip. And of course, we spoke about the Orlando stuff, street justice type of deal. Yeah.

But in the same moment, like, you could choose what you talk about. You could choose what you say yes to and no to. Yeah, I mean, even then, like, let's just, like, hypothetically speaking, right? Like, let's just say it was Orlando, right? Like, he's no longer here with us. He died in, what, 97, 98? So what's the point of going through this whole thing if the dude that potentially could have done it? It's already not even here with us.

So it's like, really? You don't think there's a point to this guy? No, I'm just saying, like, he may not see it like that. You know what I'm saying? He may not see it. Like, oh, it's, it points for me to sit here and look like a rat or look like whatever the case for someone that's not even here no more. Assuming or allegedly saying that that was him, right? But it goes back to, like, that's your boy.

Like, you got nothing to lose. Like, you're already locked up. Like, might as well, like, get some justice and say, like, speak up. But he's also, but he's also in jail. That's what I'm saying. His reputation. You know what I'm saying? I think that's a pretty shoddy reputation.

But at least people can, or maybe. he can hold his head high in the sense of like oh well i never snitched on nobody that's the only thing because i mean he might not be coming home he's still like 15 more years he's like he has a 28 year sentence hold on for a 2015 confrontation that led to a voluntary manslaughter charge oh yeah he he's in there but he had some time you know so like all maybe he wants to just uphold is like his reputation in that sense my thing is if if we're already like we've mentioned right what the prosecution has using Kifidi's own words against him and how they kind of got the deal together that's where Kifidi has been like yeah so-and-so gave me bread we said we're going to do this we were in

Las Vegas at the same time that this was happening so we figured out let's go ahead so he has a lot of like the planning and the conspiracy where he would take part right in the actual shooting that led to Tupac Shakur passing away if he's already done all of this and he has a defense strategy he thought he had immunity, he was lying. The thing that could help is a witness. You know, that could help and who better than the guy that was also shot up in the car.

Shug? Yeah. But yeah. If Shugge said, hey, I'm not saying anything. I'm not going to help or hurt the cause. This fool did it to himself. And I do personally believe, at least thinking, there will be a verdict that this guy will probably

end up doing time for what he did. I think so, too. And I don't know that that defense strategy is actually going to stick, We'll keep you updated. It's only day two of the jury selection. Okay, so we'll keep you updated as this trial goes on. I know me, especially after hearing Hail Mary right now of Puck, like you want some justice.

You see this kid was so young when he passed away and everything that he gave us, you know, his time goes on. So we'll keep you updated. I'm Leti. That was Rapsheet for Brown Bag Mornings on Power 10. Great stock. Hell of studious. What's 9 plus 10?

Turn your line? Look at this studious. Ooh. All right, Perito, students, we are on to you. Because we know now that you are using AI at school. It's a given. It's a given. It's actually jumped from, it's jumped from 48% to 62% in just seven months, all right?

And it says that nearly 80% of these kids think that using AI in school is not cheating, big dog. What? I mean, a lot of times, like, to the kids, they look at it as like Google. Yes. Yes. So that's the thing that, like, we used Google. I mean, not for our answers. We could Google our answers.

It wouldn't give it to us. You know what I'm saying? We didn't have Google like that. Oh, well, I'm sorry. I didn't have Google. I had a little bit of Google. You had a little bit of Google? A little bit of Google?

I didn't have no. We had those books. We had the Encyclopedia? Encyclopedia. They were in by nut letter. Yeah. If I had AI bro, and back in my day, I would have been a Rhodes scholar, dog. I would have been at Yale University, dog.

Concrezy, Gutierrez. Ph.D. Ph.D. Dr. Concrete. Dr. Concrete? What are they using it for if they don't think it's for cheating? Well, apparently they're using it not for the actual answers, but to see what their teachers actually talking about. That was me. I was also confused when I was, I used to know, what the hell are they talking

about? What language is this? Paying attention? Basically paying attention. No, it's because, well, actually some kids learn different, bro. Some kids learn visually. Some kids learn, you know, through different methods. And some of these kids like me, I didn't, I, me just listening.

I don't learn like that. I need visuals, dog. Yeah. I need pictures. Yeah. So AI would draw you a picture? Yes. I'll be this as a picture.

Well, I help the boys of homework. We mean my husband, Jorge, we help the boys of homework. And sometimes even the homework sounds confusing for us. So I could totally see taking a photo and, hey, chat, what do they mean? What are they having me look for? Yeah. And that would give you clarity. I think the problem is that they're not asking.

What are, like, what are you asking to look for? They're asking the answer. No, because Congress said they're asking for clarity. No, no, no, yeah. Yeah, so it says that, see, it says that basically they're asking for clarity, not actually asking for the answer. So it's kind of like, it's kind of brains. Yeah, you're brainstorming with AI.

That's a waste of. Hey, chat, GWET, what's my teacher's question? Yeah. What does she say? Yeah. So what they're doing is that they're lying. They're lying. They're putting a voice recorder, getting the transcript of the teacher,

and then they're throwing that in. there and then saying, hey, what's going on here? Just pay attention to the class. They have voice recorders in school. They have to take notes in like a certain format or else it was wrong. Yes, ELA format. Or MLA. It might be MLA.

You guys. Good supplies to take notes. I di Comiente. Don't start. No, you're a visual learner. I did. I was a visual. You got brain picture.

My favorite show was Ghost Rider. My favorite show was Ghost Rider. You guys don't know about that, huh? I like that one. You like that one. That's cool. Anyways, stay smart and use AI, people. Use it every single day of your life.

No. Yes, use it. Just think. Use your thoughts. Use what you've learned in your mind. Yes. Concrete did tell me a little bit more about this article and that they are saying that it's messing with your critical thinking skills.

Oh, yeah. People literally. It's making you lazy. Exactly. I know. I know. What does it matter, dude? Tiger and what's them just made hits with AI.

And look how much money they're making. Tiger and Phoenix. Yeah. I'm going to start doing surgeries with AI, dog. People are using AI for the simplest things. Come to me, Perita. I'll give you a heart transplant. I'll figure it out.

For the load. For the load skis. Simar medical. Off a panicking. I'm a pharae can tell fair. A carasonassal. Got you. Stay smart.

Use AI. There we go. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball. All right, you guys. What's the craziest thing that you found on your clothes? Craziest thing?

Whoa. Wait. You got to be more specific. Like an animal. Oh, okay. Something like that. You're about to get Monica Lewinsky to hit herself. Oh, well, you know.

Crazy thing. Whoa. One time in summer cap, a bee flew in my pants, right? It didn't bite me. It didn't bite me. I ran to the restroom and I took up my pants and the bee flew out. Wow. Yeah, bees don't bite.

They sting. Well, yeah, yeah. You know, we can. It didn't sting me. Yeah. Yeah It was looking for the hun'ne Ew, it was like 13

Yeah Oh, you laughing, that was weird All right Anyone else? A little PDF B B Little Chomol B

Yeah, I know it How old was that B? Really? Didn't have a mission You shouldn't be joining You better stop Dude You're gonna make

Your stepdaughter cry You better stop Okay. All right, anyone else? Crab? You found crabs? You found crabs in your pants? Stop it.

What kind of crabs? You usually have to get a shot for that, great. Antibiotics. What happened? At the beach, you know, crabs go into your pants. No, they don't. They're scared of people. Is that what you were telling the doctor?

Yeah, that's what I told them. Was it a sand crab or like a real crab? Like the crabs that we dig up or? The little little ones. The little ones. Like actual crabs. Little crabs. You found them in your hands.

Wow. I don't believe it. I once found a cockroach in my shoe. A cockroach in your shoe? That's pretty bad. Did you step and that's how you found it? Yeah. No.

So I got invited to go swimming at this girl's house. And then I was like, I was super young. I was like 16. And then my mom, we lived in this really bad apartment. Like it was, it was ghetto. Whatever. So. The ghetto.

It was, it was bad. It was bad. You should have seen his hands. So. He pushed away the vibes. Not anymore. Not anymore. Not anymore.

Thank God. And so I went over to her house. I'm changing in the bathroom. And then as I'm taking off my shoe, the cockroach crawls out. So you brought it from your house? So I brought it from my house. And then so. The roach has a towel, too.

So it comes out. And I immediately kill it. I just smack it. And then the girl's like, what happened? I found a cockroach. In your house. And so I told her that I found it in there. In there, yeah.

Because I couldn't tell her that it came from my house and I brought it. You imported it. Yeah. So then she came out. She said, oh my God, I'm so sorry. That's so gross. Like, I don't know how this got in here. And I'm like, yeah.

It's okay. Don't even worry about it. Like a true conquist or just bringing the flu and roaches and all your insects. And syphilis. and syphilis. So to this day, to this day, she thinks that she had a roach at her house.

She did. You brought it. She didn't know it wasn't. Why are we talking about animals during sports, Vig? Because there's a kid in high school. It's a kid in high school in Arkansas that practiced for an hour

with a venomous snake slithering around in his helmet. What? Yes, it was venomous. It was Mamuel's high school. They were practicing on the football field. And then this kid took off the helmet after an hour of practicing and he handed it to the coach. He's like, I don't know what's going on my helmet.

And all of a sudden they discovered a cotton mouth snake, which was two foot long and very venomous. Cotton mouth. Damn. It's the second most venomous right behind a rattlesnake. Out here? Really? Oh, that's scary. Cotton mouth snake.

Did it feel heavy or he just was like? I'm not sure. They didn't speak to the student. They spoke to the staff. Oh, got you, got you. Yeah, they didn't speak to the student. But they were like, yeah, it was in there for an hour, took it out. He said, you know, can you inspect this?

And then when they inspected it, they put it in, like, a duffel bag. And they were like, do animal control or whatever. But, yeah, he could have been bit by a snake and he could have died in as little as 30 minutes. Oh, yeah. Either that or he could have gone into anaphylactic shock. And it bites you in the head. Oh, yeah. Right in the brain.

Overwood. Yeah. Yeah. But luckily he didn't get bit. Everything was fine. It was just like a scary moment. Luckily is more. That's more than look.

That's the word. Everybody's true. Searching their helmet for, you know what I'm saying? What the hell is going on in here? Did he bring the snake from home or did the field give him the snake? The snake's like, this guy sucks. This guy's not even moving. He's not even made one tackle.

Are you getting there, buddy? You're a bench warmer. But let's answer your question. We'll never know. We'll never know if he brought it from home or he found it on the practice field. In the girls' floor? On the girls' floor. Yeah.

All right. Listen up because I know it's so easy to be like, oh, these kids don't stop bugging me for this freaking needles and these freaking squishies. I'm going to go buy some fake ones. Like we used to buy the Lafufus because they wanted the Labubos and they're rare and you got to go to five below at 10 a.m. And everybody takes them.

It's a whole process. And then there's rare ones, but your kid wants it now because little penny over there, she got all of them in her room. Damn. You know the drama. Oh, I know the struggle. So I know it's super easy to go and reach for. the fake ones yesterday was at the gas station they had them at the gas station and I'm like I don't

think these are the real ones but they are at a good price however officials are saying there's a legitimate concern because just in June the UK trading standards they seized which is basically in the UK they're not customs but the people at the airport that be taking so yeah yeah yeah the TSA they seized nearly 2,000 unsaved squishy toys including suspected counterfeit needle products and copies of the popular dumplings. Officials reported strong chemical orders, odors, excuse me, odors, which could be bad and you don't know what the heck they're putting in the squishy for your kids. You don't know if they're inhaling something wrong, ingesting something wrong.

They're putting these things in a microwave and it's splurting back in their face. It's bad. Be careful. I think I've had two of those cancerous things or whatever they are, squishing in my, pop in my backseat. No way. Yeah, because Brooklyn, my step back. daughter she has them and then she squeezed them so tight and then they just pop because they're and then she starts crying and then she tells like jordan she's like my girl she's like oh my god no

and then like she freaks out because she thinks i'm going to be bad but at that point she's already crying so i just can't even say anything yeah and you are mad but also and i can't even look back i can't even look back because it's going to make it worse so i'm just like driving like nothing nothing happened like my back seat isn't full of cancerous whatever that is all white seats yes yeah and to be fair i'm sure the even real one splattered. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But at least you know that they went through some process of getting some kind of services

going through standard and meeting all of that. Whereas the fake ones, you don't know what they're putting in there. You don't know if it, I don't know if it contains any kind of really horrible chemical to just be sold. True. But, come on. What? As kids, we used to do a lot of dumb stuff.

But that doesn't mean we want better. We don't, we want better for our children. I know. We used to get our fingers stuck in those little things that you pulled together and stuff like that. Chinese finger. Yeah. But that's meant to get you. That's called the Chinese finger.

Yeah. It's the purpose. That's dangerous. Yeah, but the purpose of the squishy is not to be toxic for your kid to give him cancer or anything. Let them learn. No. Oh my gosh.

Like when we like when we like inhaled permanent markers allegedly like that was on purpose. You want that. They're not doing that on purpose. It's good stuff. Okay. But how can you tell the difference between a fake one and a real one if they all look the If you didn't get it at 5 below, it's probably It's legit. That's where the

Dumblings are. Probably Yeah. At 5 below? Yeah, it's a whole thing. So they're not that expensive. I don't trust them. They're not. But they're rare.

I don't trust 5 below, period. I love 5 below. That's a great place. It is. Don't you start. Don't you lie. I don't trust 5 below.

This fool, we went to Cleveland this week, this past week. And he had a bunch of candy snacks, guess where the bag said, five below. I know, but listen. Wow. The candy is trustworthy.

You can't have a place that's called 5 below and then I see things for 1099. That's the and more section. Yeah, it's 5 below. No, no, no, the store says 5 below. But inside it says and more. The store says 5 below. So there's signs, baby. This is the new 99th store. The store says 5 below.

But if you want more, there's Annmore. They have a section for that and their signs like Leti Cest. So check this out. And then the needles are really expensive too. And again, they'll copy the whole cardboard. They'll have copy the look, all of that. But needle itself, their products are non-toxic, latex free and tested to the standard.

See, now when we get into the face, no one's testing them. Of course not. No one's meeting the standard. No. The FDA or whoever the heck is the one doing that, all of that. Right? Yeah. So be careful.

Don't be buying the chaffa ones. I know it's easy. Loki. little fooos they were funny they were even cute to buy the the little fake ones oh yeah yeah yeah I bought them on purpose because they were just so like that's not that bad I was more gonna pack a cigarettes at 12 who cares don't encourage that yep yep from the uh it was called the the produce store I did off of us off of our leader Tarabella you cigarettes everybody they sold them what I was buying cigarettes and beer and everything so you'll be okay with little

Chrisito buying cigarettes. No, but he could buy these little things. They're not that harmful. The fake ones? It's not that bad. Oh, yeah, yeah. So something bad happened. You did worse.

I did much worse. What? And you're here? Don't be like me, look at me, even his shirt is smoking. That was money when it was back to you by your cigarette a dealer.

He has a Daffy Dug shirt that in Daffey Dug is smoking a cigarette. That's not a cigarette. I don't know that's like. Tootivir. That was my name. Brought you by your tour. Fine.

Do what you want with your kids, bro. At least I warned you. Those fake needles and the fake squishies they can harm them. Don't even get me started on the fake butters and all of those things. They have butter squishy. What? Better needles than needles. Ooh, bars.

Stay safe kids. Bro.