Brown Bag Mornings - 08/12/26 Fumigating the First Date... 😷🪳 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: August 12, 2026

The squad tries to help "Bobby from Boise" navigate his cockroach-infested LA living situation before his bougie girlfriend realizes his "LA lifestyle" is a total fraud. We also break down the massive $12.5 billion sale of the Lakers to the owners of their biggest rivals and investigate the scandalous theory that Shadow the eagle let his new side-piece jump his late wife. 🏠🏀🦅 [Edited by @iamdyre 🍝] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:51) Chisme (7:16) Petty Police (11:31) Scrolling (16:08) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:44) Homie Helpline (39:19) Giveaways! (48:59) Don't You Know I'm Local (52:15) Chisme (58:03) Box Talk (1:04:12) Studious Foo (1:10:00) Play Ball/Breaking News! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review. And yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any roundbag mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? How do you say? Oh, hell, no, an eagle.

How do you say it? Yes, girl. Thank you, Angie. That's what I'm saying, the freaking shadow. Yesterday we talked about the unfortunate passing of just. Jackie the bald eagle, okay, over there in Big Bear. Now, for those who do know her, it's a lot of people live stream her and watch her. They watch her have kids.

They watch her in her partner shadow. This has been her man, okay? They've been partners like this, okay? So it's a jump. She got attacked by younger bald eagles, and after that, slew of health problems, she had blood transfusioned. She was getting jumped? Yeah, she got jumped?

Yeah, she got jumped. I think there's even video of her getting jumped. Oh, what? Yeah, it's really crazy. This whole thing is a dropout. She was around 14 years old. I'm not sure if it's like cat ears where it's like really bad. I was going to ask you that.

Is that how many an eagle? Bro, I am not as a zoologist. I'm just reporting the news. All right. And I'm reporting the cheese man right now because freaking shadow, man. Keseo. She just died on Monday. This fool's already moving on.

No. This fool is already moving on. And apparently it's just what Eagles do. We're talking about what Peritos do. No, this is what Eagles do. What we can say about eagle behavior is they would typically look to find another mate totally up to shadow. We've been seeing some visiting eagles in the area in addition to those other sub-adult.

So it's exciting to see more bald eagles visiting. And they've been a little social. Good for him. And they've been a little social. Okay. What does that mean? Okay, well, two things. We don't know the other side of the story.

Oh, you know what the other side of the story is? She's dead. She had his kids. She went to get food. for set kids and now she's dead. We don't know their personal business. We do actually. Here we do.

This is like the big brother of Eagles. Yeah, dude. There was streaming all over. What's our guy. She was a bird. And watch it be the younger Eagles that he's putting out with. It is. It is.

Okay, so here's my theory, bro. Oh my God. I'm so in it. I'm so in it. Conspiracy. The ones that jumped her were young Eagles. What if it was the new girlfriend and the home girl of the side piece of shadow? They jumped her.

They got her. out of here and now boom Shadow and the new Jackie I mean It's a drama It's a big drama show We couldn't expect somebody named Shadow to be faithful though Right

I don't know I have a homie name Shadow And he's faithful? I don't know Not in the shadows Not in the shadows Right now And they're girls that are probably listening

That was from Vic Okay Rose Crensvick said that Maybe she would want him to move on Maybe they had the discussion before she died Maybe she was like hey Don't don't do this to yourself Don't let my babies have no mom. I don't want you to die of loneliness.

But in two days, you get in, like, promitia? It's okay for him to mom. I would never do that, babe. I would never do that. Okay, so here's the, here's, they're also saying that there's been one in particular. I'm telling you, it's a whole drama show. Yeah. One female bald eagle that's trying to, like, inch your way closer, and when she does, he moves away.

He's like, oh, so he's kind of, like, backing off. He doesn't want it. Well, he's not kicking him out of the area. But he's backing up. But he is like, mm-hmm. She's probably not Mother Material. She's what? She's not Mother Material, you know what I'm saying?

He's probably like, you're a little rat shit. Yeah. Let me grieve Jackie, please. Yeah. I need Jacqueline. Jacqueline on Azas. All right. Well, that was doing you know, I'm looking.

Just so you know, it's a whole Cheesma's show. I get why people love these two. The Eagles love Berets. Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? Chezeman with Angie. Okay, you guys, Jenei Aiko. If you guys don't know who she is,

Let me remind you. That's Janaya Iiko But she was dating Big Sean For like the longest time Almost 10 years, right? They have a baby together Name Baby Noah, right? But she's moved on

And she has made it official With rapper Bay Area rapper Larry June That's the one you need to play the song And say So they actually came out with their new song yesterday, and that's when they pretty much made it official. This is the song.

So in that music video, dude, she's like on his left. It was like a big rumor like months ago saying like, oh my God, these two are dating. But they actually made it official on the music video. The song is called California Dreamwin or something right now. It's like a really nice, like, Ode, and they're both from California. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Scabber. But you know what?

It's Big Sean's fault because I told you guys, I told you guys, they were dating for almost 10 years, and I really liked them. But when Big Sean was asked about marriage a couple years ago, this was his response. Marriage symbolizes the best relationship. Having a relationship is first and foremost, and, like, marriage is a byproduct. of that. I feel like a lot of people get the idea of like, oh, you have to get married. To me, that's almost a fear-based way of thinking, too, because then people be getting divorced. The divorce rates are high. I'm not, like, discounting anything, and I'm not saying that we aren't going to get married. But what I'm saying is, there's a lot of work that needs to be done.

That was a very honest answer, and I'm sure there's truth behind it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know that that's something he should have said on a public scale. I don't think so, because when that came out, he kind of brought her off a little bit. You're a girl don't want to hear that. She's like, I have my baby right here. We've been with you for almost 10 years. We've had the collab album. It's freaking Jeanne.

Yeah, I'm married her tomorrow. Yeah. She's a whimsical fairy of the land. Honestly, I knew she was going to end up with a Cali dude. She's from Cali. She's from Cali. She's from L'A. Loki, I feel like even when Sean was beefing with Kendrick, she's like, bro, you're concerned. They're friends.

Yeah. They're missing up my bag. Yeah. I like her. I like her friends. I like it. I like it. Yeah, I'm happy for the Larry June and Geneney.

Yeah. Yeah, a lot of people are loving them together. He got bankers and that's it. Yeah. Did you hear what she just played? I'm just kidding. You're not going to dis Janay, are you? I didn't even hear his verse.

Well, I mean, I played the verse. You said their song and just played her part. I didn't even hear his verse. That was the best part, probably. Okay, close your eyes. Think of Dom Kennedy. Boom, you got Larry Jr. Stop it.

Don't do that. Is that a lie? Did I make that up? That's right. People have said that, but I think he's different enough now. Come, man. D.M.X. Tupac. Two different guys. Guerrilla Black, Nataris, B.I.G. Come on. Two different people. Concrete. The game. That's crazy.

Boy, hoax. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty, pretty and a pettiest. Pretty and pettiest. Oh, my goodness. This story is hilarious. And has me wanting to know.

Have you fools ever done anything petty to your job? Like not at your job, to your job. It doesn't have to be this job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, for example, Greg is so petty to his ex-employer. He fakes hating the Dodgers because he used to work there and they fired him. Like that is petty. I did pretend.

Well, I didn't pretend to like that. Oh, you did pretend. I did not pretend to like them. No, you pretend to hate them. Hate them. Yeah, you pretend to hate the Dodgers. No, I worked there. So I had to.

Don't let him guess like me. Come on. Who does he hates the Dodgers? I just say that I hate the Dodgers. I said, yeah. What? I didn't say. I hated them, but I was like that.

Anyway, anybody else happened after? Oh, yeah, me. Okay, so I used to work at Wells Fargo, and I got fired. Why? Damn, you put the whole company in you out there, you didn't see that. Oh, yeah, whatever. That's fine.

So I got, I got fired. And so I used to, after that, I worked for myself. So I would just show up and just be like, what's up, everybody? Oh, you guys still work here? That's tight. I work for myself now. Let me deposit this in my business account. $10?

And then they have access to see what's in your account. You're still overdraft. Are you sure you're doing good? Are you sure? You don't want to apply again? Are you sure you're doing good? So it went petty back. It backfired, but I tried.

I tried. It looked good. Yeah, yeah, it was a good idea of my head. You know they were suffering, bro. You got this. Anybody else? Your old gig? You still work at a department store?

I did. I did. And I don't know if this is a peddie. Firewash, Angie? I don't know if this is petty, but I would hide from the customers. That's super petty. I would hide from the customers,

or they would ask me if there was a size available. And I'm like, yeah, let me go check the back room. I would never check it, especially if there were room. That's great. Oh, yeah, that's tight. I tried to be petty. When I got fired from foot action,

I tried to go get hired at foot lockers. They were like, Charlie. We heard about you. We heard about you, man. You almost burned down the, Oh, my God. Eagle Rockmo? Yeah.

Oh, you almost burned up. I tried to be paid. They wouldn't have hired me. They're like, nah, big now. You're on a list. We talk. People talk. So that I went in light and when it started doing accounting for fires.

All right. So check out this guy from Arizona. He's a 33-year-old employee of Shake Shack. And he was so bad at his job. He called out of a shift. It was a midnight shift called out, but then came back armed. And with a mask over him. Okay.

He stuck up the shake shack. He had his employees, his fellow and coworkers at gunpoint, put them in the cooler, had the manager go take bread out, and he robbed them of $3,000. Damn. Couple days later, he shows up to his regular shift at work and gets caught up. Because his coworkers recognized his build and his voice. Oh, my God.

Get this. had his like arraignment in front of the court. You could check out Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram. He's still wearing a Shake Shack shirt. He got locked up in it. He got locked up in it. He was in a fish tank for a couple days. He's just sitting there.

So here's good. No, I'm just saying the fact that he thought that nobody would recognize his build and his voice. Like if you put a mask on me, I'm still going to know it's you. This is not Victor. Yeah. Your hands are bringing out. Greg, you would have got away with it. Yeah.

Tidalaba is using a different voice, Khan. Let's see if we're forward. All right. Okay. Oh, yeah. We know it's you. What are you about to say? Allos, quittance the roba.

What? It's like this. Vic, no, no, no, no, Vic. That's not you, Vic? Fix the first one. You're saying. All right, that was petty, police. Let's get into scrolling.

Scrolling with all me The laugh emoji is about to be replaced on your phone keyboard And it's all thanks to this new trend So who here has the laughing emoji as the first one on the keyboard? Oh yeah All the time. Top 10 for all the time. It's going to be gone.

You know what's going to be replaced by? What is right here? A dolphin? Dolphin emoji Because the new trend is that people are saying dolphins sound like they're laughing all the time So now instead of using the laughing emoji and his expression, they're using the dolphin emoji as the laugh emoji. Ah, you're going to see that all over comments.

Yes. Dolphins. Everybody's commenting. Gips or gifts of dolphins. Commenting dolphin rows and everything because they're saying it sounds like a dolphin when you laugh. Oh, okay. I never happen to LOL and we're not really laughing out loud. Yeah.

You say LOL. Nobody has a, nobody. Evolution. People don't really even say that too much anymore. That's what you're saying. It's the new LOL. LOL. Yep. There's no more ha ha ha or ja, ja, ja, jada, jow. What? It's that? It's a dog.

Dolphins. How do you laugh on text? I put L.O. L.O. L.O. L o'u L o'uil. The crying emojis, the crying laughing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Lapping my ass off for sure. What? LMAO. That one still used a lot. Yeah. That's pretty easy. LOL is retired pretty much. Damn.

I LOL. I lo. Loll. Loll. Loll. I have a problem on putting just ha And people think I'm being sarcastic about everything You do do that Sound like ha that's funny But he really in real life that's like that That's how I laugh It does sound like you're being sarcastic

So funny I like doing SKSKSK SKSK I like I like that I like that I like that Oh I never heard that one I never heard that one Yeah I put it in text sometimes

SKSKSKSKSK You know that little laugh Nobody Nobody says ja-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-da-ja-ja? No. I don't. Well, I don't think it's funny I use, that's crazy. What?

Like right now. Like you do in real life? That's crazy. Yeah, when somebody's telling you their story, you're like, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. So which one of us was that's crazy? Because I thought we were sharing.

Nobody. Come on, guys. Good chance out of your pocket, Tanchi. Make you feel weird. Is that a new shirt? Is that a new shirt? That's a good dude again. Is that a new shirt?

Yes, it's a new shirt. I like it. What did you say? Sonoma. Sonoma. I like it. Horito, lucid.

Are you making fun of my shirt? Put this off in the house. This is a snazzy shirt, guys, and I got... He's wearing a flat no shirt. I think it might have been a... Kaki, windbreaker, sword, dog. That's even crazy. He's wearing his 4th of July outfit.

Straight? Where's the barbecue? Yeah. Fourth of July cookout. Hey, let me grill that. Let me grill that. Dolphin, dolphin. I got the grill master 10 outfit right now, so.

It's okay. I got two tendines if anyone wants to do. We are. Why you guys look like cuties? I don't know. Angie and Vig. I'm reading orange top. I forgot I was wearing.

Wow. Read it. You got to read it. Read it. You got to read it now. Yeah, the rule on Brown Bag mornings. Hi, kids. I know it's a lot of your first days going back to school.

And if you're new to Brown Bag, if your phone makes noise on here, because it's not. phone time, it's show time. You have to read what the... Your Home Depot order has been delivered by one of our carriers. You still shop at Home Depot? You still shop at Home Depot? Hey, shh.

Wow. What's wrong with Home Depot? What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? There's a lot wrong. No way!

They were calling the people. Oh, stop it. Go on there right now, dress like that. See what happens. Well, good thing I ordered online. It's getting delivered. Good thing I ordered online, dude. Diversity in the morning

We can't get matters for being left or right We're trans-politic We're trans-politics And dolphins are gay Moreum You have said that, you have said that And now the weather With concrete storm

This is getting completely out of control today, guys Weather for Wednesday, August 12th First we hit Ah, you guys aren't ready, huh? Yeah, we are. We're waiting. I know. I was mine in time.

First, we hit the city of El Secondo, straight from Delibu. Cup it out. First, we hit you with the weather all the way from El Segundo, straight from the teleprompter, like Telemundo. Seventyoteo and 69. Next, we take over the city of Cyprus. I'm a sick-ass-full with no antivirus. 82 degrees and 70 degrees. Next, we dock near the shores of San Juan Capistrano.

I used to be Puerto Rican. I'm a Chicano. 81 degrees and 68 degrees at night. Lastly, we keep a player in the city of Bermuda Dumes. Your boy been a player for many moons. Just kidding, babe. It's just a rhyme. 103 and 84 degrees at night.

It's going to be super hot today, peritos. Again today. Oh, my God. You said it. They did it wrong. Yeah. Stop looking at me, Angie. Anyways, El Segundo, 70 degrees and 69 degrees at night.

Cyprus Hill. Cyprus. What is the temperature? Cyprus Hill. You're going to be 82. I'm sure there's a hill out there somewhere. Be real, send dog, listen. Cyprus, you're going to be 82 and 70 degrees,

San Han Carpistado, 81 and 60 degrees at night. And Bermuda Dunes, you're going to be 103 and 84 degrees at night. It's going to be super caliente. Again today. Thank you. What? You can't just point at people and then do whatever you want.

He just points to ask. and Gene Zepard to say that's right. Big. You. What up? I don't know. I don't have a button. Yeah, I'm like what. This is a boy concrete for Brombeck mornings or 5106.

Get me out of here. And let me do a little bit of astrology. We'll do astrology and weather together. There was a planet parade at 5.15 a.m. this morning. Apparently today is a really, really cool day. If your kids are interested in space or if you are, you know, we're all space beings. We're aliens to somebody. There was a planet parade that was visible.

at 5.15 a.m. this morning, and it's basically all the planets were kind of aligned. You saw them a lot with the naked eye. And they look like little dots clearly, but you're just like, oh, they're in line. They're doing a little parade. Anyway, today there is a solar eclipse. I think it's going to be not full on our end. Other places are going to get the full one,

but over here we're going to get a partial eclipse. Don't look up with the sky kids. I don't know what time. You can help me out if you want to look at it, Greg. And then also, there's a meteor shower tonight. Really? Because the moon is not going to be crazy. visible because it did the thing with the solar eclipse the sky is going to be a little bit

extra dark tonight and we're going to be able to see this meteor shower tonight what the hell is going that's a lot of it no it's a thing today little showers earthquakes going on in corona yeah no kind of scary no what's Columbia what there's a couple yeah that happened as well yeah but it also happen in Corona here yeah but it's something cool yeah get a telescope if you don't have one or just talk to your kids about it it's gonna be really cool beans that's cool so the Planet Parade this morning, the partial solar eclipse today, and then later on, the meteor shower. This thing is going to start at 9.30. The partial eclipse?

Yeah. Oh, fire. Let's go. Oh, okay. 9.30 a. This morning. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

And then later on in the evening, look up in the sky. Meter shower after party. Mm-hmm. All right. That was your astrology. Astronology and weather together on the round back morning. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.

We need your help. We need a line. I mean phone line We got your phone The homie Helpline Lettie I have something to tell you I read this story

And apparently Guys lie sometimes And it's as crazy Can you believe that But don't get up here saying lies bro I know I'm reading this story And it just

Guys lie But I'm gonna tell you this story You're a guy Bobby hit us up and said What's up brown bag Bobby needs our help. You can't do it inside that. He misses it.

Hey, Latia. Hey, go, Libby. I'm Bobby. What's up, Brownback? I'm Bobby, and I really need help because my new girl is coming to LA next week, and she has no idea how I'm really living. We're both from Boise, Idaho, but I moved to L.A. a few years back to follow my dreams. Last week, I went home to visit her, and after months of dating, I finally made it official.

She's now my girlfriend. Yes, right. Wow. He said, that's all good, but now she wants to come stay with me for the first time. Cute. I should be excited, but the problem is, L.A. is beating my ass financially. He said, I live in a little backhouse with basically no furniture. Oh.

No couch, no dining table, barely anything but roaches who make an appearance once in a while. And if you walked in, you would think I just came, I just overcame homelessness. Cho's apartment. Jesus. I definitely let her believe I'm doing a little better than I am. I've told very little white lies to let her think I'm living that L.A. lifestyle. Like what? What would be some L.A. lifestyle?

That is the L.A. lifestyle, actually. Yeah, that's like, like bushy food, restaurants. Just came back from marijuana. Yeah. But he didn't at all. She said she's a bit of a bougie type, so I want to impress her. Now that we're official, she's all excited to visit, so she bought her ticket, and now she's coming next week. So I had an idea.

Rent a nice Airbnb for the weekend and pretend it's my place. the problem with that is it could put me in a worse spot financially. Gosh. My homie said to just tell her my place is getting fumigated and the Airbnb is temporary, but now I'd be creating an even bigger lie because I don't want my girl knowing cockroaches are my roommates. Oh gosh. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that.

Nothing wrong with that. The worst part about all this is she's told me multiple times she hates liars. No one going to love liars except Rihanna and Eminem. I love the way you lie. She said, lying is the biggest red flag to her, and I've already told a few lies. I want to come clean about the whole situation, but I'm embarrassed about my living conditions and also worried she's going to leave me. Brownback, do I let her see how I'm really living or finesse the Airbnb and pray she never finds out? Also, what's the craziest lie y'all have told a girl you liked?

Oh, man. I used to tell girls I had to escalate. And then I'd be like, oh, buddy. It's in the shop getting dubs on. Oh, my God. Putting dubs on. Yeah, me and my cousin and Peps, we used to say that all the time to girls. Yeah, we have an escalate, but it's at the shop right now getting dubs.

We've got to shave the wheel while it don't fit. It's very scientific. I don't want to get into it. Yes. So what if, like, you saw her multiple times? Your car was just always in the shop? Yeah, we're trading it in. It didn't work out.

What? They didn't like the job they did. Yeah. There's always a new lie for it. And now the rentals is stupid, 96 Honda Corrid. I used to tell girls

I was Porter Weekend at one point. You did. You told us. So you guys do this. It's the thing. It's a guy thing. Yeah. I used to say

I was going on vacation alone, like a solo trip just to clear my mind. I was never alone. You were cheating. I wasn't with them, technically. So you were lied for no reason, dog?

No, because it was like it would ruin our thing that we had going on. With another girl. With another girl. So I would be like, oh, so you're going over? Yeah, you know, I'm just going to clear my head. You know, a lot going on, a lot of stress, you know.

You're by yourself? Yeah, I'm just 100% by myself, you know? I like to take solo trips. What? And for the record, you haven't received your karma back for all that stuff, right? Just throwing out there. I don't know. Solar trips is here.

Oh, what? Yeah. It's a thing. It's Carmen, bro. Life is Carmig. What about you, brother? Have you lied to a girl? Yeah, I lie all the time about my household.

What? Girls are like, oh, you got a place. I'm like, yeah, I got a place, but I just don't say who I live with. Like, I try to avoid, like, telling you, I'm like, yeah, I live with my mom. Just say you're a caregiver. Oh, my God. That's an easy fix, dog. I would have done that a long time ago.

Yeah, I'm a caregiver. These are the folks that I have to actually get paid extra to have them live with me. So it kind of takes care of the bills, you know. They have dementia. They don't know. That's why I DJ on the weekends. You know, I actually own Indio, the club that I DJed at. I could get booked.

I've always booked that towel, Las Vegas. But my heart. I'm gonna, I own it. My heart says Karen give me. My, the meatloaf. I got a whole show on part 106. You say that too? Your morning show?

It is your morning show. I'm just here to run your guys' boards. But you know. What? I said thank you. What? I said thank you. Nobody said thank you.

For what, man? Because she said she's running the boards That's a hard job Yeah Those jobs go Go go unthanked Okay all of you Yeah you guys are for a boom

I was looking at this yesterday It's a story with Complex Magazine and it has ACON And he's doing like He's saying finesse or fail Things that he's done Yeah And whether if it was a finesse or fail

And look at the first one That he actually did Yeah Oh Can you think Hold on sorry guys Is it Connell?

Ophel. Telling girls in high school that you're an African prince. Oh, that was a finesse for sure. Fennesse. Without a question. Nobody ever called you out? I mean, how are they going to prove it? How do you prove it?

He was an African prince? He told girls he was an African prince. Damn. He was like coming back to America, but like. In an accent. Probably. Yeah. And how can they prove that he's not?

That was before the internet. The Prince is Amunda. Oh, that's awesome. Okay. That's smart. Today I learned that you guys have done this. Wait, so you girls never lied in a relationship? No, not in a relationship.

No, not in a relationship. I'll tell you when I did lie. This is true. And we had this conversation last week off air. When I was like 11 or 12-ish and we would go on AOL Instant Messenger and it would be like, describe yourself, I would describe Mariah Carey. I would say I would say I was 17. I would say I had green eyes, curly hair. Like I pictured Mariah Carey.

and that's what I would describe two guys as. How old were you at the time? Little, like, but you had to be there, bro. Yeah, yeah. It's hard to explain. It's hard to explain. When you're sitting there

through dial up to 14 minutes of connection, dog, you got to figure something. And nothing, honestly, nothing led to anything because it's just, you got me. You were just lying your way through it.

Yeah, yeah. It was before they could actually pull up to your house and then that one full sits them down. And it was like, yeah. You really couldn't find IP addresses. The internet was a lot of super. Very, very different. Very different.

Yeah, there was no tracking. No, I get it. There was no tracking. Yeah, you had to be there real. Yeah. Not in a relationship, but I would always say that Chente was my grandpa, but I was like, low key about it. Oh, Vicente Hernandez.

That is so funny. It's Fernandez. And I remember, like, at the department store that I used to work for, like, some of my co-workers for real, believe me. And so they would treat me a little bit different. Oh, my God. How are you working here? I know.

You're so rich and famous. I'm like, yeah. I was here for the vibes. I'm just humble. Exactly. I would say that. And it's crazy because she also used to work at the department store that the cartel members used to go to. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

What? But I'm not going to say it. They used to pull up. Oh. Yeah, we knew. Oh, to buy the big polos? Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. Every color, same size. The same size and every color. The cash. Give me the biggest polo you can find. Cash. No receipt. Yeah.

Yeah. And then your cowork is like, oh, that's so crazy. You weren't accessory to money laundering. I was not. I was not. Oh, wow. Wow. Wait, how is it money laundering if they're buying something?

I don't know. You're just making stuff up around. If they return it. They can't. They weren't because they would cut the tax and they would just. Also, they would wear it. Okay. Angie, I think we're incriminating ourselves in a little bit.

I did not lie. It was white light. It was little, little lies. No, that was a brown lie. That lie was brown. That was not a white. All right, but Bobby hit us up because he has lied to his now girlfriend. It got serious.

Yeah. And you know what I'm taking away from, I guess, the lies that you guys have told? You maybe told someone that you weren't really seeing a future with. Like, it's like, ah, who cares? Like, at the time, maybe the escalator is like, I'm just trying to get in your pants. Or you're manifesting. Or like, you knew you weren't going to really be with the girl. That's what it is.

No, no, but like, and maybe Bobby made that lie initially to the girl. Didn't tell the girl that, how he's really living. But now things got serious. Now this is his girlfriend. right so now it's like then she wants to come over little does she know he lives behind someone's house and an ad you with a mattress on the floor cockroaches you guys really got to get your stuff to get for real please this is why you stay at your mom's house when you live alone this is what you live in life well also it's hard to decorate your own house like I used to yeah I used to try to decorate

my apartment it was terrible dude like I was just like what is going on here what you go to a roster went buy something yeah like I just got like like a like a stupid picture frame. He still has a family in it from a random one. I don't know what I'm doing. Live love life.

I got like a freaking entertainment center from Offer Up. Like, you know, I don't know what I'm doing. Anything. I don't know what I'm doing. I get you, bro.

Use comforters. I got my bed for like $100. I was like, what the hell's that? But Bobby wants to keep the light going. He said, should he just get an Airbnb and tell her that

His place is getting fumigated. That's expensive. Getting Airbnb's. Oh, yeah. I agree. I agree. And then your place has roaches, so you probably should get it fumigated. You should, but that's more expensive.

Oh, my goodness. Or should he pretend it's his place, the Airbnb. Just act surprised me as you, Roach. What the hell is that? Did you bring a roach? Did you bring this? From Boise. Cochina.

Or what are they going to? Boise. You're bringing your roaches, Cochina? Okay. Han was an escalate as a Puerto Rican. Yeah, well, the Puerto Rican thing, yeah, I lied about that. But the escalade, I always felt like I was going to get one. See?

Have you? Have you? No. That's not the point. But the point is that it was feasible, right? It was obtainable. He was going to, he could have signed a record deal at any moment and had one the next day. Oh, yeah, for sure.

Yeah. And really, even though I was on vacation with them, I still felt alone. Then you shouldn't have gone to vacation with us. Victor, what the hell, dude? You're not going to make it right respectfully. Yeah, damn it. Yeah, you got to take that one up, but God. All right, and then Greg lies about living with his parents.

Yeah, and I can't. Oh, thank you. Him, I could save you. Say how you lie about going to Maestro's and all that stuff. I don't lie about that. Yes, you do. Come on now. Say how you asked me to park my car just so you can report it to Mercedes.

Oh, yeah. I had to return that Mercedes. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. He starts critiquing the car. I didn't like the linemen on it. I haven't to charge that thing every single day. You know the part how expensive that?

Let's go to Carlos. Carlos. Yeah. How's good morning, Brownback. Before I started, I just want to get credit to you guys. I'm not going to lie.

Like, ever since I started listening to you guys, like about a year ago, everything's been different because sometimes I'm driving down the freeway and people, they're at me like, if I'm crazy because I'm on my way to work

and everything, I'm just laughing, but not because I'm going crazy just because of the stuff you guys be saying. Aw, that's right. You're very next to me. Like, oh, this guy's crazy and something like that, but I just be dragging up. I think both things are true maybe. Let them think whatever they want. Yeah.

We're going to get you a bumper sticker that says if I look crazy, I'm just listening to Brownback. Okay? I'll make you a bumper. And let me know if you want the bumper sticker too. Like if you see me laughing or? Hashtag laughing like crazy. I'm listening to Brownback. bag.

All right? Yeah. I have a graphic designer friend, her name is Angie. She's right. And I can print them. I'll get in two years. I'll take it out of my bumper.

Anyway, that's an release trauma. Hey, Carlos. I just want to help with a guy out. Like, I'm going to give a person experience for me.

Like, see, I did, like I was said it a ham right now. I did a 15 years of prison. So I got a busted when I was fresh

at a high school 2005. So I came out early 2000, I'm to 2020. So it was like when COVID started. So I met a girl, and I was talking to her for two years while I was in prison. One of my own wasn't told me to her. So we ended up like doing like a future plan. I was going to get married and all of this.

Long story short, when I got out, I didn't want to be around like the neighborhood that I grew up. So I moved to Vegas with one of my hands. But I was in the same situation. I was staying in the garage in the back. And it was like, yeah, it was something cool because I had a little part-time job. But it's not what I wanted to. But for me, it was going to be better because I didn't want to go up. back to prison. So I ended up telling him to fly over to my house. So what I did, I ended up

doing what he planned to do, rent an Airbnb house. But I was gone for many years. I wasn't really aware about technology and all that. So the night that we were there, I accidentally triggered the instead of, I thought I was praising the AC. So instead of shooting the AC lower, I triggered the alarm. So the cops ended up showing up. And you're on probation. And you're on probation. probably. No. No, I wasn't pro, but that's a thing that I like, because I went to the house that with paper organized that after evidence anything because the actual owner of the house, the white guy showed up and that when he was, oh, this is my property, like the insurance, the alarm, you should call him

and everything like, oh, did you trigger the alarm this and that? So I got caught and it's like, yeah, she was, she was mad at the moment because she was like, you know what, honestly takes a long way, but it turned out, it worked for me because at the end of the day, I found out I didn't even know she was a nurse, so she said, you know what, like, I waste your money in this and there and be in there and be in a lot. be out, like, let's just leave, let's go rent a motel, and we just, like, hang around this. And that's what for me, it was there. Bro, you could have kept the lie going, like, baby, this is an escrow.

It's not mine. Yeah. I wanted you, but I can't, like, I couldn't like it. Because the owner was there. They were not. This is my property, blah, blah, like. Yeah. And the cops are there.

Hold on. KPWRFM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106, L.A's number one for hip-hop. He's probably, like, he was probably thinking, like, oh, I'll tell him that he's trying to break in. What are you doing in my house, homie? So crazy. Keep in mind, he's hot through all of this. He's like, well, I want to turn the AC on, babe.

Hold on, don't worry. And then you went to the security little brackets. And the fact that he scored, she's a nurse dog? Yeah. It's good for you, dog. Very good. How was the Momo? Yeah.

Well, that was good. It was good. It was like, because she actually ended up taking me to the Trump Hotel. At first I didn't want to know because it was like, you know, like, you know, like, us Mexican, we don't get along with Trump. But it's like, man, I'm not going to lie, like, respect to the old man because it's really luxury. I even thought like, it's like, guess what, Big God, guess what? We're not sending you no bumper to me.

We're not saying you're a Trump perspective. I don't want it next to. Fort of a while. He's like, hey, it's luxury. It's pretty nice. My hotel, we want X-cons to experience. Oh, because they were made. Yeah.

She took him to the Trump. Out of all of them. That's not a motel. No, not a hotel. It's not a hotel. And this had to have been recent. It did. Yeah.

I don't know. She was trying to send me up and give me deported or something. Oh, damn. When was this? When did this happen? This is like 2020, 2020. Oh, my goodness. It's still recent then.

It was in office. Yeah. Right after COVID. He was not in office. He was not going to close his hotel, guy. Exactly. Oh, my goodness. So are you still with her?

No, she caught me with another girl. Oh, dude, you ruined it. You could have been set in lives. You got to understand, man. You guys got to understand. I spent many years in prison. So it was like a guy coming out to a flower shop. I want to get this flower, this flower, this flower, this.

I ended up getting caught. He gave me. So it's all good. It was a good adventure I have her. Like, my respects to her. She's listening. Maria, you're listening. I'm sorry.

I don't you try to send me I'm taking me to the trouble when it's like, it's okay, like, I hope you're doing good in life, and I apologize. Are you single? There's so many different turns to this story.

Are you single now? Are you with somebody? No, I'm single right now. I'm single. Oh, okay. All right. Thank you for calling. I love it.

He's like, you know, they think I'm crazy. No, you are. And you're also like us. Yeah. You're everywhere. Shout out to that guy. Wow.

He was sad. So he also lied because he lived with his aunt in Las Vegas, then told this girl, hey, come to Vegas, right? She pulls up. He rents an Airbnb, but don't know how to work it because he just got out. Yeah. I don't know how to work this freaking Airbnb. Yeah.

It goes off the police come. Bro. This is not your house? So good. He thought the AC was the fire lot. The security system. We can't make that up. You can't.

That was incredible. All right, bro, see? So just tell her. Just tell her you live where you live. She can end up like Carlos. That's all. Damn. Just all.

She get a hotel. Let's do that. A hotel, that works. Yeah, that's easier. A hotel can work. Well, what do you guys say, right? That this is a test. Like, if she's really for you, she would be okay with you living on a mattress in the garage with cockroaches.

I don't know. I don't think any girl will be okay with that. Yeah, but you guys are yours? I was like, oh, she should be down for me. No, she should have standards. Especially if she... But chances are she has been cockroaches, too, dog. Probably not.

She says nice-doubted. She lives a lavish lifestyle, like she's boozy. Idaho boozy. Yeah, she's Idaho booge. Whatever that is. Ugs. That's like... Oggs.

I know. It's like Hemet boozy then. Wow. Shout out to Hemet. I'm ongoing three. The people in Hemet are out for us. Yeah. If they ever get here.

Oh, my God. They have cards in heaven? And concrete. When I wake up in the morning and give myself a look. I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by. It's all right because I'm safe by the bell. Angie, you're acting like you don't know this, but you know Slater. You know.

I know him because he's Mario Lopez. I didn't even know that was his name on the show. What? Slater. He's legendary. It's all right, because I'm saved by the bell. No? So good.

So good. Very delicious sound bite right there. If you know, if you know that song, it's time to check your prostate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're there. I never saw it live.

I saw the reruns. He saw the reruns. So I'm not there yet. No, you're the bar. You're there. You're there too. No. Right on there, but.

All right, who wants to do it? What? What? What? What is going on? I don't know. I'm scared. I'm just a child back in school right now.

You are. Oh, my God. You're a weird guy. The child in the room, Dick. The child in the room. Today's like a special astrological day. You're being very awed. Okay.

Student of the day time. Student of the day. A lot of our kids are going back to school today. Great. Have a great day. Enjoy it. Have fun. All my little friends.

on my little friends. And even if you got summer stupid where it was a summertime and then you just forgot stuff, you don't know how to read anymore. It can't be good. It happens. Words right.

All of that, it's fine. That's been way. It happens to the summertime. We got baked in the sun. Anyway, we're having our brush up on classes ourselves. Student of the day today is Christian Guittieres.

Yay! Kanket, Kanker. Okay, concrete. You look like a cute little student. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. We have the wheel of classes.

right here. We're going to spin it. You said your favorite subjects are English and math. You were so good at those. Yeah. Let's see what it lands on. Go ahead, brother. Foreign language. My third favorite. Oh, perfect. Did you take an elective? Did you

take a foreign language? Yes. What'd you take? Spanish. What did you get in Spanish? Man, I don't remember it because it was like it was like a different Spanish. It was a different It was like Spaniard Spanish. Castellano. Yes.

Is that what it is? Okay. I don't know. I don't think I was, I mean, I'll think you were there. She was mean, man. I remember the lady being mean, the teacher being mean. Okay. That's what you remember.

Let it rip. Let's go. Let's go. Let's do it. Anything Japanese or Chinese, it's not my thing. So don't go there. In French. What number is song?

Can you rephrase a question? Sank is what number in French? I'm already telling you it's a number. Right out there. Do you give you... Sunk? Bon, two. Just think a number. You might be right.

Six. Oh, that's a good. That's really good. Five. Five? On the Tuacot, song C, set, wheat, niv. Nets. He just made all that up

No, I didn't. It's kind of like Spanish. D's like yes. Yes. I said it already, big gosh. I said it already. I know. I said it.

One, one, two, chants, three, four, four, song, Cinco.

They didn't have that as electives. Yeah, they did. I took it. That's why I know it. In high school? Yeah. I wasn't there.

I didn't get that far. Oh. I told you. Anyway, Lisa. Keep it with the first and seventh. Keep it with the first and seventh? Lisa, congratulations. You're going to.

Thank you, everybody. Thank you, Bob, for me up. Thank you so much. Are you French? What? What? What? Lisa.

Lisa, where are you from, Lisa? Lisa, where are you from, Lisa? I hear an accent in your voice. I like it. I'm born here, but my parents are Chinese. Mm. Oh. How do you say five in Chinese?

I was going to ask you that. How do you say five in Chinese? Mm. Can you tell us the numbers in Chinese? Yeah, just go from one to ten. Oh, yeah. One, one, two. No, no, no, just say it.

Just say it. Just say it in Chinese. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine. One to ten. Look at that, man. See, we're a diverse radio station. Yeah, we have.

Everyone in the world, man. Everywhere. Congratulations. Everyone in the world. You know, we have another four packet tickets. You know, Kobe. Oh, Kobe was rooting for you, bro. Okay, Kobe, come on.

I'm right here. Let me make it up to you, Kobe. Are you right here? He's going to have another chance to make it up, okay? Are you going for or against him, though? Oh, you know what? I'm a special education teacher, so I got a rock for him. A P.E teacher, okay.

No, a special education. Special education. Both of you were in the same. Let's put our brains together, Angie. Help me out. Maybe we can figure this out together. Oh, my God. That special education, bro?

I'm going to spin the wheel. All right, spin the wheel. Do you have special ed stuff here on the board? Do you have? Physical education. Physical education. Physical education. Okay.

Andrew, try to bite your ear. Come on, try it, Angie. You might be able to do it. Okay. Okay, here we go. Special education. Yeah, it's going to special ed. No, it's physical education.

No, PE. Oh, physical ed. All right. Can one of you open the door? Can you make sure we open the door? Okay, bro. You're going to run from here to the kitchen and back. Oh, running.

I have an ingrown tonal that's driving me crazy right now. But that's what we do in P.E. Okay, no matter what. And if you can do it in 30 seconds, bro. From where to where? From here to the kitchen and back. I believe in you. 10 seconds.

30 seconds? He can't do it in 10 seconds. We want this for to win, okay? He was a special education teacher. All right. All right. Let me tell you when to go. Yeah.

All right. And I have to be able to hear you. So like, be loud while you're running. Stomp. All right. Oh, when concrete runs, he stumps. Yeah. Ready?

He made the earthquake in Corona last time he ran. He get light. He's taking off his clothes. Taking off his shirt? Why? All right. You ready, bro? 30 seconds is a long time.

I want him to win. 30 seconds? Yeah. Three, two, one. Go. All right, he's running. He's running. He's running.

I can hear him from all. Overrun, do you think he's going to do it? Yeah, 30 seconds kind of a long time. Yeah, 30 seconds are really long time. He falls. But he's going to get winded on the way back. I hear him. What second are we on?

We are at. 18 seconds. Wow. My little special education teacher. You are also going. to Universal Studios. Congratulations. Blessing.

Concrete, I never said to believe in you. They say concrete cracks under pressure, but no, you don't. Never. There you go. Hey, and shout out to your students. Where school do you work at, bro? Signal Hill Elementary here in Long Beach. Oh, thank you for your service, bro.

And I hope you have a great school year, okay? Thank you, now. Appreciate it. That was tight. That was cool. How are you feeling? How are you, how you're getting his breath? Yeah.

For the record, he ran to the, kitchen and back right now okay oh this is crazy it's a good little distance it is I'm tired you know what crazy remember when the color says special education man just like oh pee you yeah I heard physical education I'm like pee P physical you need P oh no you special that you heard special ed no no what's oh man what's going on here what's happening again teacher Are you okay? No, it's because the building where I'm at, there's...

I'm bad? The same buildings? We're all the same buildings. There's not a lot of oxygen up here. We're so high up here. We all have oxygen. We're fine. Oh, my God.

Angie, oxygen is it? I should run. Actually should give it a shot. Why? I have tank class. I can't. Angie. Oh, so you were the one that got.

She's that girl. I think I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She would be wearing the, what is it?

When you don't bring your P.E. clothes, they give you the loaners. The loner's. The pink stuff. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Yes.

And if you, like, me and my friend have ever read Harry Potter and we're like, dang, I wish I could go to, like, a school like Hogwarts and feel the vibes. Ooh. Expecto Patronom! Oh, my gosh. That's all you. Phil of the lives. You go, the sorting hat tells you, like, which hat you're at, you're slithering, you're a Gryffindor, you are a Hufflepuff. Angie's doing the snake.

What's the snake? Slytherin. Yeah, there's Ravenclaw, there's all of that. Well, there's a school out here in the great city of Fontana. Wow. That is going off the, like, different house theme of Harry Potter. Yes. That's pretty little.

Yes, it's called, I believe it's called Oak Grove. Yes, Oakville Preparatory Academy in North Fontana. Didn't know there was a North or a South Fontana. And they give you different houses that are meant to give you or define different characteristics. The names of the houses are pretty like a little crazy. But it's Harry Potter fashion. Okay. There's altruismo.

It's forgivers, strength and empowering others. Wow. There's Isi Bindi that's meant to represent courage, all the kids in there. represent courageousness Nukumori kindness Unraca Unity

Proto's excellence and revour The dreamers The dreamers Yes They're gonna divide You're gonna go to your house

And they're gonna divide you up Into the different house They're gonna have like pride within their school Like we're this And then we're this and stuff like that I think that's cool I think it's cool I wonder how like they're gonna

Are they gonna get the sorcerers Not the sorcerers hat But the hat Like how are they going to sort people into it? They have like shirts and merch and stuff like that. Oh, true. It's for grades like six to nine. Probably by grade.

Six grade to ninth grade. Oh, okay. But that's only, that's only three grades. They're six. And then they live there. Yeah. Right? They live there?

No. Oh, okay. Sorry, I was thinking like Hogwarts. Yeah, nobody wants to. It's a private prep school in Fontana. Oh. Not single. Fontana?

Yeah. He wasn't paying attention to the story I wanted and he was on his phone. That's literally what I started with and I repeated it a couple times. She said in the beautiful city of Fontana. And then I said North Fontana. I didn't know there was a South Fontana. So Fontana is basically Hogwarts. Yes.

Did you know? I did not know until now. There aren't private prep schools like usually K through 12 or something? This one is six through nine brother. I'm just giving you the facts that I've been shared with. And it's a Harry Potter like school. Fontana just they have really cool names. The school hasn't publicly explained the actual sorting method.

Okay. Their official page only says that every student, teacher, and staff member will be assigned into one of the six houses. I just want to tell you kids over there in Fontana never been more jealous of you in my life. Yeah. Because, come on. You love. Is it the first time you're jealous of them in Fontana? Is it, have you been jealous of them before?

No. I was just asking. Nick, what was that going? Zooler, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! Cheese mation. with Angie.

Okay, okay, okay. Question. What's like, when you look at the opposite sex, like for the guys, when you look at the girl or like for you, you letty, like, when you look at a guy, what's the first thing you guys notice that, like, you're attracted to?

Does that make sense? Like, do you first notice, like, their smile? You like being married, huh? Con. Okay. I like being married, too. Okay, I meant, like, when you first saw your husband?

Why don't you answer the question? Okay, so to me, it's like, usually I look at the face. Like, that's the first thing that I look, like, at their smile, Like that's the first thing I looked at you like your man's jawline Yeah, I do she definitely says it's jawline yeah like that's the one thing that I'm like I'm attracted to that tell me by your man's jawline What was like it? I just like it's ch-ch-ch I was at a studio session I looked at my girl's feet

That's what you're attracted to like you yeah I had to make sure she'd have you know the dogs were in crazy You know what I'm saying? I had to make sure she had poodles not Dovermans you know what? What about you? When you first saw Jordan what was the first thing that you like be honest I had to make sure the the knees are sturdy Okay. Okay, you know what? I don't even know. I don't know what that means.

That's athletics, you know. You can't be an athlete with bad knees. So how do you tell if the knees are sturdy? You take them swimming. What? What? What the hell? That is, oh, I like a girl's figure.

So I like an athletic girl. So like I like them really petite and stuff like that. So that's a big thing to me. So their figure is what you look at first. Yeah, like an athletic figure. So both of you guys are into athletic girls. Yeah. So you guys are just like Ocho Cinco because Ocho Sinko, apparently, when he first, like, starts dating girls, the first thing he looks at is your ankles.

I told those that I dealt with, listen, did you play run track in high school? Did you cheer? Did you do volleyball? Let me check your ankles. I'm an ankle guy because you have to understand if I want athletes, the number one foundation for an elite athlete in any sport is your footwork. And if she had bad ankles, there's no way I could procreate with. So he's saying, yeah, I didn't know that this guy had eight babies or eight kids with seven different baby mammas. Ooh, and he wants athletes.

He wants to have, yeah, athletes that's kids. So that was the first thing he would look at like. And he's also like an athlete himself. Very good. He's not like checking her girl's knees. Meanwhile, he's wobble. My knees on wobble. Guys.

My hips do. That makes. You're not helping yourself. I must, that's crazy. You're like looking and you're thinking, hey, can this person make a good baby offspring with me? Well, yeah. I mean, you got to think about that, you know? Like, if you're not just thinking with that head, you're thinking with this head too, because it's like, oh my God.

You got to. You got to get smart. Because it's like, bro, like. But clearly she's not thinking. No, no. She's taking a chance on me. She's taking a chance on me. My dad is six feet and I didn't make it.

But I could get the height, maybe. But I look at Jordan, my girlfriend's family, and they're all tall. Like her brother's like 6'5. The other brother's 6'5. Her dad is like the same height. They're big build. And so I'm like, dude, I could get an athlete. Because it's probably not coming from my side.

You know what I'm saying? Your brother's tall. He is tall. Yeah, it's just, you guys, your procreations? No, I just keep on procreating. I'm at 4. Have a look at the drums. I'm not playing the lottery.

I'm at 4, you know? Yeah, kids are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. If I can get to the M, I'll probably have another one, you know. So you would have five? Yeah, five. Wow. We'll possibly be talking about adopting as well, so maybe, I don't know.

Really? I knows. Who knows? That has nothing to do with the story. It doesn't, but. I'd think probably music-wise, too. Like, if I were to have a kid with a girl, like, she'd have to be musically tapped into. Because, like, yeah, like, my kids would have to be.

How would you know if you're barely learned, like, you just saw this girl? How would you even know that she's musically bad? Like if she's putting on some trash music, I'm like, yeah, I'm not going to date you and procreate it with you. What? So she has to be a DJ or what? No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, no. You're asking the same question.

You guys just, it's fine. It's fine because it didn't work out for what you think about it. Well, he has he has hella athletic kids. Okay, so I was checking, right? Because I told you he has seven different eight kids with seven different baby mamas. Ages from four to 28 years old. Now, Chad Jr., he did play football, college football. for Arizona State University.

And then his other child, he actually is in the NCAA division. Nice. And in a university of Kentucky. Oh, those are good schools. Yeah. Yeah. I read somewhere that before, like, we used to marry, we wouldn't marry for love. And some people look at marrying for love as, like, something dumb.

People would marry for, like, power. They would marry for, like, hey, your parents have a lot of money. My parents have a lot of money. Or marry this king with this queen or, like, princess. whatever because they looked at that they didn't even look if you're going to love each other if you get along none of that that is kind of what this reminds me of like hey i'm i'm dating you based on if i could have good kids with you yeah it doesn't really necessarily mean like do i have a connection with you are you a good person it's like are your ankle sturdy because i need to make you know

it's like a weird besides the quote unquote love that that is sold to us yeah so then are we doing it wrong? I mean, are we doing it wrong by marrying for love? I think like super celebrities do it. You know what I'm saying? Jay-Z and Beyonce and they're like, oh my God, I don't know how Blue Ivy's doing all this. Like, bruh, she has the goat parents. Her parents. You know what I'm saying? Like, so I think, you know, when, again, like super athletes, not athletes, super celebrities, I think they do it. Kim and Kanye, you know, they got the coolest kids, you know. Box talk. And the fight everybody's talking about right now is Tio Fimo Lopez taking on Roli Ramirez, Rodriguez, Roli Romero.

Romero. Romero. Romero. August 22nd. Yes, August 22nd. That's right around the quarter. At the Timoivorea in Las Vegas. Now, Tio Fimo is crazy and Rolese is also very crazy.

They say he has superhuman strength sometimes. Oh, wow. He comes up out of nowhere. I got Rolies. Last time, I remember he fought Isaac Pippel Cruz and he lost. But he was like, they're interviewing him. He's like, Habista. Like, you know, in Looney Tunes, when they have like the little birds around there.

Raleigh is like that. Damn. Very, very, very, like, character. Happy he's there. Yes. And then Tio Fimo has been through a lot. And he's a really great fighter. He's known and people love his style.

And he just does not give A-F. Now, Concre went to go see him yesterday. I had a chance to chill with him. He was doing a little media workout. How was that gun? He was really cool. He looked really good. He looked focused.

He was in shape. And he's ready to go to war with him. He's ready to go to war. But he looked really good. His team is solid. They are friends. They are friends. But like we have a clip from an interview that we're going to put up

Roundback Mornings 106 on Instagram and YouTube of concrete talking to Tiofimo. And Tio Fimo's plan to get inside Roli's head even though they're friends. Listen. I think he's just getting to his head. will be like probably that factor right there for me. Letting him know there's levels to him when it comes to it. This is not Ryan Garcia. This is Tiofima long-grishing.

I know that he took the fight and he's the champion and he chose to take the fight because he possibly, he believes that he could beat me. Now, Rolese did upset Ryan Garcia when they fought in New York City and in Times Square it was like a what happened. Yeah. But Tio Fimo is like, I'm not Ryan, bro.

You're not going to do that to me. I'm not right, Garcia. Yeah, no key little Shotsky's right there, too. Yeah. I've also seen other clips, bro, where I'm not sure if it was Roles talking about Tio or Tio talking about Rolies, that they were going through it and the other one shot them like a quick 3K or 5K. And at that point in time, it really helped them out because they were struggling, mentally struggling, financially struggling. A lot of people think the life of a boxer is very high esteem, but sometimes depending on the contracts, you're not getting a lot of money. And it's crazy because you're in Las Vegas.

It's the show capital of the world and stuff. But you don't feel it inside. You could also have big gaps between paychecks. Yeah. Like huge gaps. Like a whole year. You know what I'm saying? So that's a...

Yeah. And these guys, I mean, they train every day. It's like most of them don't have nine to fives. They're just, this is what they do every single day. So there's no second, third source of income, you know what I'm saying? That's really what they do. So, yeah, I mean, it's definitely a rax-to-richest sport type of deal, you know? Yeah.

And he also says his own prediction for the fight that's coming August 22nd between Tio Fima-Lopez and Roli-Romero is a knockout everybody listen to this what i'm putting out here the um oh my compared i don't know don't know what i'm putting out here the the amount of work ethic and the amount of um technique we put into this whole thing leading up to this fight um it's only the end result is going to be an exciting fight a great fight i think it might even end up being a knockout this okay the thing you need to understand about to you a few more yeah is that he He talks very nice. And I know it's not the raw, raw, it's not the Ryan.

I'm strong. I'm strong, right? It's not the in your face, Mike Tyson. I'm going to eat your brains. Damn. But he actually would probably eat your brains in the ring. Oh, for real? The female is actually freaking crazy.

Those are the ones you should be scared of. The ones that like silently threaten you. The most calm. The most calm. Like, dude, I would kill you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm scared.

Chop off your fingers and eat them for breakfast. One by one dismembered you. How was it being in the, in the, I guess in the gym, because you do that. And see, this is the cool thing about Concrete, because we've had the pleasure of all being out for the fights and stuff like that. And the boxers really love Cotton. They do.

Well, you know, what's funny is that sometimes, like, as soon as he walked in, he was like, what's up, Conn? It was, you know, like, you know, cameras were on. It was really cool. A lot of you. It was really cool. And sometimes with boxers, when they're going through training and they're getting close to the fight, maybe one or two weeks prior to the fight, you start getting a different boxer.

You start getting a hungry boxer. You start getting a hungry boxer. Yes. an impatient boxer. They're cutting weight. So they're going through all these emotions and all that stuff. So you really don't know what you're going to get. You might get a cool one.

You might get an upset one. But thankfully for me, he was really cool. He was patient. He did interviews with everybody. Took his time. He had the media workout. What do you guys want me to do? You know, questions.

They lined them up. And he was really cool about everything. So it was a really good environment. And, you know, his whole team is just a pleasure to work with. So that was dope. August 22nd is a day of the fight going down at Team Mobile Arena. Roli's taking on Tiofima Lopez. I love being Concrete's friend in these situations because they'll like, hey, concrete,

what's up? And then Conkrie be like, hey, you want to interview? And then I'll interview them. Like, that's happened with Benavides. Otherwise, Benavis's like, who is this lady? Get her out of here. Right? No.

No, yes. Or like his girl at the time will be like, I don't want you talking to no girls, you know? But it kind of breaks down defenses when it's like, Conn, he's like, hey, this is my co-host, this is my home girl, you want to interview. and then I'm over there like a little nerd. So in the previous interview, he was like, your last fight.

And he did send a shout to the whole team and hopefully he said when he wins, he'll be back over here to talk to us. Let's go. We just need to give him a bowl of ears to eat, okay? Oh my God. Because he's still crazy. Yeah, yesterday he took down like 12 eggs

right in front of me. I was like, damn. Just protein, straight to the college. I'm telling you. Damn. Build different. He's built different. He's crazy in the head.

All right, that was Box Talk. We'll have more and concrete again. That was a great interview that you did. I love the whole interview style. Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram. We're going to post that right now, though. Let's get into Studious. Great start.

Hell of studious. What's 9 plus 10? 20-9? Look at this, studio. Kids, you're going back to school, but it's time to face some fears. These are the top five fears that kids are going through that parents might not know. So ask you quits, your kids some questions, right? Yeah.

27% of these kids are literally scared and nervous to go back to school. Yeah. Starting in a new school year, everything's, you know, starting a new school year. everything's new, maybe a new grade, new teachers, new friends. So that always gets a little hard. Drama and conflict, sometimes they have these kids that are, you know, maybe going into the new school year. You know, didn't get resolved in the past year.

So they're always heard about what's going to happen next. Bullying is still a major school safety concern for parents. So parents, please talk to your kids. If you know your kids of bully, talk to them, tell them to chill. And if you don't tell them. And if your kids that won't be bullied, make sure you talk to a principal. talk to a teacher, get some help and get some guidance on that. So concrete, just for clarity, this is a list of the top fears of kids going in.

Yes, she has the top view. So number one is just kids being nervous. Number two is a new teacher, new school. Number three is drama and conflict. Number four is homework is already stressing kids out. Kids feel like they get too much homework and they don't have enough fun in school. Oh. They barely even do it out of words.

I agree. I'm with you guys on this one, Greg. They don't get as much. You know why they have too much homework? Yeah. My little children, my little seven and eight year old, because you get a homework packet for the whole week and you do not do it until Thursday. Yes, you do it with me and dad. But until Thursday, and that's why it feels like a lot.

It's a lot. Because it's like two pages a day, but if you do it on Thursday, it's like eight pages. Yeah, that's a lot. They're chilling for three days. Week to do it? Yeah, I have four days, four days, four days. It's due on Friday. That'd be do the next day when we were at school.

Yes, yes, I know. I know. The last one, guys, is fitting in, making you. friends do I fit in does my shirt do my shoes are my shoes dirty or do I have six rings am I going to be made fun of you know what I'm saying so look if look if you're a kid man you see that kid that you don't think it's fitting in he looks you know he has his head down walking down talk to him man give him a little daps man tell him he's cool that you got his back right brownback mornings we got you perrito so whatever you guys name man we'll pull up I was I was the new

kid when I went to so Mar High I was like oh my gosh mine's done deliver but They got too pregnant there. But when I was there, I was walking around. I had no friends. I had a cousin that went, but it was a dude cousin. He was not trying to kick it with me. So I was literally like, get my lunch and go to the girls' restaurant. Yes.

Until I got friends. Like a good girl. That happens to me girls. Yes, she's new. And so she's just eating at lunchy in the toilet by yourself. That's a real thing. No, that's a real thing. It is.

And so then later, when I have. have my, my oldest son and he went to middle school. Like, he wasn't there for seventh grade, but he went to there for eighth grade, a new one. So I'm like, dang, all those kids know each other already because you're in eighth grade. So they known each other since seven. And I was so scared that he had to eat his lunch in the restroom like I did. Luckily, he didn't. He went to the library.

So that's where he ate his lunch alone. That makes me so sad thinking about the kids, like not knowing where to go for lunch. That's happening right now to a lot of kids. It is. That happened to me too. Like, I had no friends in middle school. So I went into high school having no friends. So I would purposely go sit in the horseshoe area where nobody hung out at.

So it was just me by myself. And then my neighbor from like down the street went to the same school as me. So he saw me by myself. He's like, who are you waiting for? What are you doing here? Like you're by yourself. Nobody hangs out over here. I was like, actually like being by myself because I had no friends.

And so since then he was like, no, dude. Come hang out with us over here. Like just hang out. So then I hung out with them and I had four friends. We need more of those. Nice. Yeah. Talk to the kid that walks with his head down.

Talk to the kid that's just looking like he's lost at school, man. Go to the restroom. Yeah. Talk to the kid that's eating their lunch to the restroom. Come out. By the way, where you knew? Don't make it too weird. Wait for him to come out.

Where you knew? No, I literally had one, so I had one friend in middle school. Like the same friend. Oh, with me is just because I was new. I got super poppin after a mom. He went to a different high school. So then when I went to a high school, I literally had no friends. So I was like, all right, I know nobody hangs up.

out over here, so I'm going to hang out here because I don't want it. I'm not social like that. I'm not going to make friends. And then that's when the neighbor saw me. He's like, dude, come here. We are his friend. Wow. He had four friends.

You had a lot of friends. Because you're like camera. Camerley. Camerley. No, I only had one. And I mentioned she only had one friend. His name was Darwin Hernandez. El Darwin?

Salvi? Yes, he was Salvi. And we clicked because we were definitely less fortunate kids, but we clicked because we used to wear our dad's pants. Like we didn't have, like, stuff. Oh my god. So we clicked. We clicked. We're like, dude,

those are size 38s. What are you doing that? Dad Pat click. We don't have new shoes. Okay, yeah, let's win a kick with me. Vent the Palo. And then I had, like, I had crazy like silver teeth and then he had like little like titheos. You know, they're like little brown stain. So we just looked at each other

like, are we best friends? Yeah, we're best friends. It's like paygirl and Napoleon. Yeah. Hasco Elementary at there in Granada Hills. See, parents, I know you get anxiety too And there's a lot of kids And there's a lot of kids in this class right now Just know, we went through it

And you did Just like you. Vic didn't, Vic had just had friends. I had a lot of friends. Not a lot of friends. Not okay. Of course you did. Must be nice.

Not anymore. It's the other way around. That's the other way around. Sure. I don't know where they went. Hey, stay studious and be a good kid, man. Hug somebody. Let's go.

We're gonna have a group hug right now. Yeah. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball. Hey, Vic. You have to start with breaking. Breaking news.

Breaking news, you guys. Big breaking news. What I want? The Los Angeles Lakers have been sold, all right, to Josh Kushner and Bob Iger for $12.5 billion. Billion? Hold on. Iger, that's Disney. He was the CEO of Disney for a long time.

He just stepped down in March of this year. And then if the Kushner name sounds familiar, he's the younger brother of Jared Kushner, who's Trump's son-in-law. Bob, I agree he's going to change the Lakers, brother. Yeah, he was also president of... Let's just not look at Kushner. Yeah, let's pretend that. Yeah. He was also, you know, obviously Disney owns ESPN, so, you know, he has those relationships as well there.

But yes, Mark Walter, who bought the team in June of just last year for $10 billion. He's currently being investigated by the FBI for potential loan and tax fraud. Oh, God. And, you know, just a year later, he seems to have flipped the team for $2.5 billion. He was over here. He was over here acting like, you know, he was going to own them for generations and all this stuff. But in a year, he flipped it for 2.5 Billy. And this is what I felt was going to happen with the Lakers as soon as they were.

Acquired? Yeah, by a choir from a family that was a purple and gold family. A family that really bled the purple and gold. And you can tell what's happened in the last few years when the Lakers got sold exactly what. It just... Things are changing? There's no culture, bro. There's no culture to the Lakers.

There's, you know, obviously, they got, like, some new players and all that, but when you, when you hit crypto or Staples, whatever, it ain't the same, brother. What if he was a LeBron fan and then LeBron left? So he's like, ah, yeah, like, peace out. Yeah, no, I think it has something to do with the investigation. He also owns the Dodgers, obviously. And he's, like, the, like, he's the fool that would invest in in ice. He would. The whole reason why there's, like, a negative connotation with the Dodgers, despite our crazy fandom and love for.

the actual team that that's muddied everything. And so then he got the Lakers. And then it was like, damn, I can't enjoy the other team either. Yes. And then as soon as I saw the sale, I'm like, oh my God, you guys, we can enjoy the Lakers again. And I looked into the owners and it made it worse. Honestly, and there's another detail, like aside from the politics part. Tell me, tell me, tell me.

The name of the company who bought the Lakers is Thrive Capital officially. And then Bob Iger and Josh Kushner are like owners in the fund, right? It's like a hedge fund. They also own other entities, including the San Francisco Giants. What the? The Ops? The Dodgers biggest op, yes, the hated ones, the rivals. What's happening?

You know what's going to happen, Big? It's going to be a Giants night at Lakers. Oh, what? A giant colorway jersey. Why don't we just pitch in and buy the Lakers ourselves? It's very expensive. It's very expensive. I think we can get along.

With like a tanda? Everybody put in five. Let's get a loan, guys. Who has the best credit here? Angie. You? Angie. No, Angie has the best credit.

I do, I do. Yeah? Probably between me and you. Okay. Me and you. You see, let that be a lesson to you. It doesn't matter how good education you are. Credit is queen.

That's what matters. Credit is keen. Yeah. Yeah. So the sale will still need approval from the NBA's Board of Governors, and that could take a couple weeks. So it's not official official yet, but they're in process. of being sold.

Who are the governor? Who are the governors? The governors mean like all the owners of the NBA. The owners have to approve no owners? Yeah, they can veto it. They can veto it. Yeah, they can decline. This feels like a secret society.

Yeah. It kind of is. It kind of is. So we have a chance then. Of it being tonight? No, they have too much money. You think they'd approve us? Yeah, why not?

No. Do you think the board of governors? Govnaznaz? Yeah, we'll go to Banamex and. Van Norte? Banorte, and then I would, hey, we're trying to buy the Lakers. And we're going to switch names to the Lagooneros. Is this a good thing or a bad thing you guys think, though?

I do like Bob Iger. Bob Iger's cool. The Kushner stuff makes me very nervous. And so, for the record, it's a group, and they're probably going to be the headlines because it's probably the most known. Yes. There's other angel investors, probably, or like, people we don't know their names, but contribute a lot.

Because I'm like, dang, you got that money from Disney. You can afford $12.5 billion. Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. But yeah, it's like the company, you know, owns several entities, and then they're the owners and controllers of the company. So, yeah, so. I hope it's a good thing. I hope it's a good thing.

I hope it's a good thing. I also, too. You want people that to own a team to love, like, you know, like, you know, what's the ex-Dalice Mavericks owner? Oh, Mark Cuban. Like Mark Cuban. You could tell he was in love with the team. He was passionate.

That's what you want. The Clippers owner is pretty tight. Bummer, he's excited. He goes to the game. He's there. willing to achieve. He's willing to cheat. That's what I want.

What? He's willing to cheat. Oh, the Kuwaita. He looks like the condor. That's their mascot. He's all invested in it. Yeah. We'll see.

I mean, really, this group wanted to buy the new expansion franchise in Las Vegas. But instead, they ended up going for the latest. They're like, hey, Marky Mark is in trouble, you guys. He needs to liquidate some assets. Literally liquidate. It's like when your homie calls you, hey, if we want to buy my Pia, fire. Yeah. I'm going to go away for a while. I'm not going to play it. Damn. All games included. Yeah, you got controllers too. I'm sure there's another question here,

Vic, with the bus family that owned the Lakers that was low-key at the involvement that they had after the father passed, then it went to his daughter, Jeannie Bus and her brothers. It was a whole drama show even then, but that Markful, he would let her still be in some type of a position. I wonder if it's the same. Yeah, they had an agreement. that she would still be like a controlling governor for the next few years and stuff like that. And so she was essentially still in charge and had to say, I don't know what this means for Jeannie and the Bus family. I haven't seen any reports that she's still in there or now being phased out.

I have no idea. I would assume someone like Jeannie Bus would have it in her calls, like whatever happens whether you sell, trade, whatever you do with this company, I want to be involved to the very end of it. I hope so. But that was the sale with him. Geney, hit us up. Let us be the board of governors.

Goddance. Yeah. Who better? We can help turn the public perception around. We could. You guys did a lot of damage with bronze. Yeah, totally. First thing, back to staple center.

Yeah, change the next to crypto. No more crypto. Yeah. Or Kobe's crib. Kobe's crib. The KK Center? Oh my God. Kobe's Kee's Keeb Kingdom?

The KKK Arena. Oh my God. That has a ring to me. I'm gonna wrap this up. That was sports. I'm Rose Kranz Big for Brownback Mornings on Power 106.