Brown Bag Mornings - 08/12/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🦅 SHADOW’S SHADY EAGLE SIDE-PIECE & 🍔 THE SHAKE SHACK HEIST
Episode Date: August 12, 2026We are breaking down the absolute soap opera in Big Bear after Jackie the bald eagle’s passing, including a spicy conspiracy theory that her partner Shadow’s new "friend" might have been behind th...e attack! 🦅💔 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we have to roast the Shake Shack employee who thought his co-workers wouldn't recognize his voice and "build" while he robbed them at gunpoint in his own work shirt. 🍔🔫 The Homie Helpline gets legendary as Carlos shares his story of renting an Airbnb to impress a nurse, only to have the cops show up when he accidentally triggered the alarm trying to turn on the AC! 🏠🚔 Plus, we find out why Fontana is officially the "Hogwarts of the IE" with a new Harry Potter-themed school system. 🧙♂️🏰 Finally, Studious Foo dives into the trauma of back-to-school fears and the crew gets real about the days they spent eating lunch alone in the school restroom. 🚽🎒 [Edited by @iamdyre 🍝] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:44) Petty Police (7:58) Homie Helpline (17:56) Don't You Know I'm Local (21:11) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Highlights are brown bag.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
How do you say?
Oh, hell, no, an eagle.
How do you say it?
That's what I'm saying, to freaking shadow.
Yesterday, we talked about the unfortunate passing of Jackie the Bald Eagle.
Okay, over there in Big Bear.
Now, for those who do know her, it's a lot of people who live stream her and watch her.
They watched her have kids.
They watch her in her partner shadow.
This has been her man, okay?
They've been partners like this, okay?
So she got attacked by younger bald eagles.
And after that, slew of health problems.
She had blood transfusioned.
Yeah.
She got jumped?
Yeah, she got jumped?
Yeah, she got jumped.
I think there's even video of her getting jumped.
Oh, what?
Yeah, it's really crazy.
This whole thing is a drama show.
She was around 14 years old.
I'm not sure if it's like cat ears where it's like really bad.
I was going to ask you that.
Is that how many an eagle?
Bro, I am not as well as well as I'm just reporting the news.
All right?
And I'm reporting the Cheeseman right now because freaking Shadow, man.
Kees-so.
She just died on Monday.
This was already moving on.
No.
This is already moving on.
And apparently it's just what Eagles do.
We're talking about what Peritos do.
No, this is what Eagles do.
What we can say about Eagle behavior is they would typically look to find another mate, totally up to shadow.
We've been seeing some visiting Eagles in the area.
addition to those other sub-adult.
So it's exciting to see more bald eagles visiting.
And they've been a little social.
Good for him.
And they've been a little social?
Okay.
What does that mean?
Okay, well, two things.
We don't know the other side of the story.
Oh, you know what the other side of the story is?
She's dead.
She had his kids.
She went to get food for said kids and now she's dead.
We don't know their personal business.
We do actually.
Here we do.
This is like the big brother of Eagles.
Yeah, dude.
There was streaming all over.
She was a bird.
And watch it be the younger Eagles that he's putting up with.
It is.
It is.
Okay, so here's my theory.
Bro.
Oh, my God.
I'm so in it.
I'm so in it.
Conspiracy.
What?
The ones that jumped her were young Eagles.
What if it was the new girlfriend and the home girl of the side peat of Shadow?
They jumped her.
They got her out of here.
And now, boom, Shadow and the new girl.
That's what happened.
Jackie.
I mean
It's a drama
It's a big drama show
We couldn't expect somebody
named Shadow to be faithful though
Right
I don't know
I have a homie name Shadow
And he's faithful
I don't know
Not in the shadows
Not in the shadows
That's all the homie
show right now
And they're girls
That are probably listening
That was from Vic
Okay
Rose Crensvick said that
Maybe she would want him to move on
Maybe they had
The discussion
Before she died
Maybe she was like
Hey don't don't do this to yourself
Don't let my babies
Have no mom
I don't want you to die of loneliness
But in two days
he ya tina, like,
promitida?
It's okay for him to want.
I would never do that, babe.
I wouldn't ever do that.
Okay, so here's the,
they're also saying
that there's been one in particular.
I'm telling you,
it's a whole drama show.
Yeah.
One female bald eagle
that's trying to like inch your way closer
and when she does,
he moves away.
He's like,
oh, so he's kind of like backing off.
He doesn't want it.
Well, he's not kicking him out of the area.
But he's back in up.
She's like, mm-hmm.
She's probably not mother material.
She's what?
She's not mother material.
You know what I'm saying?
He's probably like,
you're a little rat shit.
Yeah.
Let me grieve Jackie, please.
Yeah.
I need Jacqueline.
Jacqueline on that's us.
Oh, all right.
Well, that was doing you know,
I'm looking.
Just so you know,
it's a whole chees-in-a-show.
I get why people love these two.
The Eagles love birds.
Yep.
That's the sound of the police.
The petty police.
You're petty.
You're petty.
You're just petty.
I'm being petty.
Petty, petty girl.
Pretty and a pettiest.
Pretty and pettiest.
Oh, my goodness.
This story is hilarious.
And has me wanting to know.
Have you fools ever done anything petty to your job?
Like not at your job, to your job.
It doesn't have to be this job.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, for example, Greg is so petty to his ex-employer.
He fakes hating the Dodgers because he used to work there and they fired him.
Like that is petty.
I did pretend.
Well, I didn't pretend to like that.
Oh, you did pretend.
I did not pretend to like them.
No, you pretend to hate them.
Hate them.
Yeah, you pretend to hate the Dodgers.
No, I worked there.
So I had to.
Don't let him guess like me.
Come on.
Who does he hates the Dodgers?
I just say that I hate the Dodgers.
I said, yeah.
What?
I didn't say.
I hated them, but I was like that.
Anyway, anybody else happened after?
Oh, yeah, me.
Okay, so I used to work at Wells Fargo, and I got fired.
Why?
Damn, you put the whole company new out there, teak.
Oh, yeah, whatever.
That's fine.
So I got, I got fired.
And so I used to, after that, I worked for myself.
So I would just show up and just be like, what's up, everybody?
Oh, you guys still work here?
That's tight.
I work for myself now.
Let me deposit this in my business account.
$10?
And then they kept access to see what's in your account.
You're still overdraft.
Are you sure you're doing good?
Are you sure?
You don't want to apply again?
Are you sure you're doing good?
So it went to pay you back.
It backfired, but I tried.
I tried.
It looked good.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a good idea on my head.
You know they were suffering, bro.
You got this.
Anybody else?
Your old gig?
You so work at a department store?
I did.
I did.
And I don't know if this is peddy.
Firewash, Angie?
I don't know if this is petty,
but I would hide from the customers.
That's super petty.
I would hide from the customers,
or they would ask me if there was a size available.
And I'm like, yeah, let me go check the back room.
I would never check it,
especially if there were room.
That's great.
Oh, yeah, that's tight.
Yeah.
I tried to be petty.
When I got fired from foot action,
I tried to go get hired at foot lockers.
They were like, Charlie.
We heard about you.
We heard about you, man.
You almost burned down the,
Oh, my dear.
Eagle Rockmo?
Yeah.
Oh, you almost burned up.
I tried to be paid.
They wouldn't hire me.
They're like, nah, big now.
You're on a list.
We talk.
People talk.
So that I went in light and when it started doing accounting for fires.
All right.
So check out this guy from Arizona.
He's a 33-year-old employee of Shake Shack.
And he was so bad at his job.
He called out of a shift.
It was a midnight shift, called out, but then came back armed.
And with a mask over him.
Okay.
He stuck up the shake shack.
He had his employees, his fellow co-workers at gunpoint, put them in the cooler, had the manager go take bread out, and he robbed them of $3,000.
Damn.
Couple days later, he shows up to his regular shift at work and gets caught up because his coworkers recognized his build and his voice.
Oh, my God.
Get this.
They had his like arraignment in front of the court.
You could check out Brownback Mornings 101 6 on Instagram.
He's still wearing a Shake Shack shirt.
He got locked up in it.
You got locked up in it.
He was in a fish tank for a couple days.
He's just sitting there.
No, I'm just saying the fact that he thought that nobody would recognize his build and his voice.
Like if you put a mask on me, I'm still going to know it's you.
This is not Victor.
You know.
Your hands up.
You're going to bring you
Oh wow
Greg you would have got away with it
Try to rob us
Using a different voice
Khan
Let's see if we'll fall forward
Go
Oh yeah
We know it's you
What you're about to say
To all right
What wait
What?
What?
It's like this
Vic, no no
No no
No
Vic
That you think
Fix the first one
To put
You're saying
All right, that was petty police.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Bobby.
He's a liar, you guys.
He's a liar.
And he hit us up because he needs help with these lies.
He's originally from Boise, Idaho.
He lives out in L.A. now.
He's been going back and forth to visit this girl that he knows from back home.
Now they're officially dating.
But the problem is.
He's been lying a little bit about how good he's doing in L.A.
He lives in a little backhouse, no furniture, cockroaches hanging out with him once in a while.
And so she thinks he's doing better than he is.
And she's coming next week.
She's all excited.
She bought her ticket.
She's like, oh, my God, we're going to have so much fun.
We're going to go to Airwine.
We're going to go here.
We're going to go to Hollywood, all this stuff.
And now he's like, dude, I don't want to take her to my place.
It's embarrassing.
And now he wants to know if he should get an Airbnb or if he's just going to create a bigger lie.
She hates liars.
So he's like, I don't know what to do you guys.
I need help.
And also, has anybody else lied or am I just the worst person in the world?
And you're not.
You have three co-conspirators in your course person.
Way worse.
I think Vic takes it.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Why me?
Because you're on vacation telling another girl you're by yourself.
Taking a solo trip to clear my mind.
And you said it like multiple.
Yeah, it happened a few times.
See?
No, that was my thing.
Khan was an escalate as a Puerto Rican.
Yeah, well, the Puerto Rican thing.
Yeah, I lied about that.
But the Escalade, I always felt like I was going to get one.
See?
Have you?
Have you?
No.
That's not the point.
But the point is that it was feasible, right?
It was obtainable.
He was going to, he could have signed a record deal at any moment and had one the next day.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
And really, even though I was on vacation with them, I still felt alone.
Then you shouldn't have gotten a vacation with that.
Victor, what the hell, dude?
You're not going to make it right.
respectfully.
Yeah.
You got to take that one up, but God.
All right.
And then Greg lies about living with his parents.
Yeah, and I can't.
Oh, thank you.
Him and me that I could save you.
And then say how you lie about going to Maestro's and all stuff.
I don't lie about that.
Yes, you do.
Come on now.
Say how you asked me to park my car just so you can report it in a Mercedes.
Oh, yeah.
I had to return that Mercedes, right?
I didn't like you.
I didn't like you.
He starts critiquing the car.
I didn't like the alignment on it.
I haven't to charge that thing every single day.
You know the part how expensive that?
Let's go to Carlos.
Carlos.
Yeah, how's go.
Good morning, Brownback.
Before I started, I just want to get credit to you guys.
I'm not going to lie.
Like, ever since I started listening to you guys, like, about a year ago,
everything has been different because sometimes I'm driving down the freeway
and people, hear I mean, like, if I'm crazy because I'm on my way to work and everything,
I'm just laughing, but not because I'm going crazy just because of the stuff you guys be safe.
Aw, that's that really.
Because people are very next to me in the Friday, like, oh, this guy's crazy and something like that.
I think both things are true, maybe.
Let them think whatever they want.
Yeah.
We're going to get you a bumper sticker that says, if I look crazy, I'm just listening to Brownback.
Okay?
I'll make you a bumper.
And let me know if you want the bumper sticker too.
Like if you see me laughing or?
Hashtag laughing like crazy.
I'm listening to Brown Bag.
All right?
I have a graphic designer friend.
Her name is Angie.
She's right.
And I can print them.
I'll get in two years.
I'll take out.
I'll go out.
I'll go there in my bumper.
Anyway,
that's an release trauma.
Hey, Carlos.
What?
Carlos.
I just want to help other guy out.
Like, I, I'm going to give a person experience for me.
Like, see, I did, like I would say it, uh, hand right now.
I did a 15 year to prison.
So I, I got a busted when I was pressed at a high school 2005.
So I came out early 2000.
I'm two, 2020.
So it was like when COVID started.
So I met a girl.
And I was talking to her for two years while I was.
was in prison, one of my own wasn't told me to her.
So we ended up like doing like a future plan.
All we're going to get married and all of this.
So long story short, when I got out,
I didn't want to be around like the neighborhood that I grew up.
So I moved to Vegas with one of my hands.
But I was in the same situation.
I was staying in the garage at the back.
And it was like, yeah, it was something cool because I had a little part-time job.
But it's not what I wanted to.
But for me, it was going to be better because I didn't want to go back to prison.
So I ended up in there.
I used to fly over to my house.
So what I did, I ended up doing what he planned to do,
ran an Airbnb house, but
I was gone for many years.
I wasn't really aware about technology
and not like that. So the night that we were there,
I accidentally triggered the instead of
I thought I was praising the AC,
so instead of shooting
the AC lower, I triggered the alarm.
So the cops ended up showing up.
And you're on probation probably?
No, I was a pro, but that's a thing
that I like, because I didn't do it be bad.
I went to the house that we were playing.
anything after evidence anything.
Because the actual owner of the house,
the white guy showed up,
and that way he was,
oh,
this is my property,
like the insurance alarm
you're calling him and everything.
Like,
oh,
did you trigger the alarm?
And that's all.
I got caught and it's like,
yeah,
she was mad at the moment
because she was like,
you know what?
Honestty takes a long way,
but it turned out,
it worked for me
because at the end of day,
I found out
she was a nurse.
So she said,
you know what?
Like,
I'll waste your money
in this and Airbnb and be out.
Like, let's just leave.
Let's go rent a motel
and we just like hang around there.
And that's up for me.
Bro, you could have kept the light going.
Like, baby, this is an escrow.
It's not mine yet.
I wanted you, but I can't, like,
because the owner was there.
They were not all this is my property,
blah, blah, like.
Yeah, and the cops are there.
KPWRFM.
Hold on.
KPWRFM, HD1, Los Angeles,
Power 106,
LA's number one for hip-hop.
He's probably like, he was probably thinking,
oh, I'll tell him that he's trying to break in.
What are you doing in my house, homie?
That's so crazy.
Just keep in mind,
He's hot through all of this.
He's like, why I need to turn the AC on, babe?
Hold on, don't worry.
And then you went to the security little brackets thing.
And the fact that he scored, she's a nurse dog?
Yeah.
It's good for you, dog.
Very good.
How was the Momo?
Yeah.
Why do you?
That was good.
It was good.
It was like, because she actually ended up taking me to the Trump Hotel.
At first I didn't want to know because it's like, you know, like, you know, like,
you know what I was Mexican, we don't get along with Trump, but it's like, man, I'm not going to lie,
like, respect to the old man.
because it's really luxury.
I even thought like
it's like,
guess what,
guess what?
We're not sending you no bumper studio.
We're not sending you a Trump for a
I don't want it next to.
Forfeo.
He's like,
hey,
it's luxury.
Hey, it's pretty nice.
Yeah, he walked you,
he's like,
my hotel.
We won X-cons
to experience.
Yeah.
She took them to the Trump.
Out of all of them.
That's not a motel.
That's not a motel.
No, the hotel.
And this had to have been recent.
It did.
Yeah.
I don't know if she was trying to send me up and gave me deported or something.
Oh, damn.
When was this?
When did this happen?
This is like 2020, 2020, 2021.
Oh, my.
It's still recent then.
It was in office.
Yeah.
Right after COVID.
He was not in office.
He was not going to close his hotel now.
Exactly.
Oh my goodness.
So are you still with her?
No, she caught me with another girl.
Oh, dude, you ruined it.
You could have been set in life.
You got to understand, man.
You guys got to understand.
I was like a guy coming out to a flower shop.
I want to get this flower, this flower, this.
I ended up getting caught.
He gave me.
So it's all good.
It was a good adventure I have her.
Like, my respects to her.
She's listening.
Maria, you're listening.
I'm sorry.
But I don't even try to say me out of taking me to the trouble.
tell you when it's like it's okay like i hope you're doing good in life and i apologize
are you single there's so many different turns to this story
are you single now are you are you with somebody no i'm single right now i'm single
oh okay all right now i'm single okay all right
okay thank you for calling i love it he's like you know they think i'm crazy
no you are yeah yeah yeah and you're also like us yeah you're everywhere
shout out to that guy wow so he also liked
he lived with his aunt in Las Vegas
then told this girl, hey,
come to Vegas, right?
She pulls up, he rents her Airbnb,
but don't know how to work it
because he just got out.
Yeah.
I don't know how to work this freaking Airbnb.
Yeah.
It goes off the police come.
Bro, this is not your house?
So good.
He thought the AC was the fire lot.
The security system.
You can't make that up.
You can't.
You can't make that up.
All right, bro.
See, so just tell her.
Just tell her you live where you live.
She can end up like Carlos.
That's all.
Damn.
Just get a hotel.
Let's do that.
A hotel.
That works.
Yeah, that's easier.
A hotel can work.
And cheaper, right?
Well, what do you guys say, right?
That this is a test.
Like, if she's really for you, she would be okay with you living on a mattress in the garage with cockroaches.
I don't know.
I don't think any girl will be okay with that.
Yeah, but you guys want, are yours that was like, oh, she should be down for me?
No, she should have standards.
Especially if she.
What chances are she has been cockroaches, too, dog?
Probably not.
She said, I doubt it.
She lives a lavish lifestyle, like she's boozy.
Idaho boozy.
Yeah, she's Idaho boozy.
Whatever that is.
Ugs.
That's like.
Oggs.
I know.
It's like Hemet Boozy then.
Wow.
Shout out to Hemet.
I'm ongoing three.
The people in Hemet are out for us.
Yeah.
If they ever get here.
Oh, my God.
That was big.
They have cards in Hemet?
What happened?
And how great?
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Yes.
And if you, like, me and my friend have ever read Harry Potter and we're like, dang, I wish I could go to, like, a school like Hogwarts and feel the vibes.
Expecto Patronum!
Oh, my gosh.
That's all you.
Fill the vibes.
You go, the sorting hat tells you, like, which hat you're at.
You're slithering, you're a Gryffindor, you are a Hufflepuff.
Angie's doing the snake.
What's the snake?
Slytherin.
Yeah, there's Ravenclaw, there's all of that.
Well, there's a school out here in the great city of Fontana.
Wow.
That is going off the, like, different house theme of Harry Potter.
Yes.
That's pretty good.
Yes, it's called, I believe it's called Oak Grove.
Yes, Oak Grove Preparatory Academy in North Fontana.
Didn't know there was a North.
or Sal Fontana.
And they give you different houses that are meant to give you or define different characteristics.
The names of the houses are pretty like a little crazy, but it's Harry Potter fashion.
Okay.
There's altruismo.
It's forgivers, strength and empowering others.
Wow.
There's Isibindi that's meant to represent courage.
All the kids in there represent courageousness.
Nookumori kindness.
Oh.
Unraca, unity.
Protos, excellence, and revur, the dreamers.
The dreamers.
Yes.
They're going to divide, you're going to go to your house,
and they're going to divide you up into the different house.
They're going to have, like, pride within their school.
Like, well, we're this, and then, we're this and stuff like that.
I think that's cool.
I think it's cool.
I wonder how, like, they're going to, are they going to get the sorcerers,
not the sorcerers, but the hat?
Like, how are they going to sort people into it?
They have, like, shirts and merch and stuff like that.
It's pretty tight.
Oh, true.
It's for grades like six to nine.
Probably by grade.
Six grade to ninth grade.
Oh, okay.
But that's only, that's only three grades.
They're six.
And then they live there.
Yeah.
Right?
They live there?
No.
Oh, okay.
Sorry, I was thinking like Hogwarts.
Yeah, nobody wants to.
It's a private prep school in Fontana.
Oh.
Not single.
Fontana?
Yeah.
He wasn't paying attention to the story of one and he was on his phone.
That's literally what I started with and I repeated it a couple times.
She said, she said in the beautiful city of Fontana.
Fontana and then I said North Fontana.
I didn't know there was a South Montana.
So Fontana is basically Hogwarts.
Yes.
Didn't you know?
I did not know until now.
There aren't private prep schools like usually K through 12?
This one is 6 through 9 brother.
I'm just giving you the facts that I've been shared with.
And it's a Harry Potter like school.
Fontana just they have really cool names.
The school hasn't publicly explained the actual sorting method.
Okay.
Their official page only says that every student, teacher, and staff member will be
be assigned into one of the six houses.
I just want to tell you kids over there
in Fontana never been more jealous of you in my life.
Yeah.
Because, come on.
You love.
Is it the first time you're jealous of them in Fontana?
Is it, have you been jealous with them before?
No.
I was just asking.
Big, what's that going?
Great start.
Hell of studious.
What's nine plus ten?
Turn your life?
Look at this studious.
Ooh.
Kids, you're going back to school, but it's time to face some fears.
These are the top five fears that kids are going through that parents might not know.
So ask you quits, your kids some questions, right?
Yeah.
27% of these kids are literally scared and nervous to go back to school.
Yeah.
Starting a new school year, everything's new, maybe a new grade, new teachers, new friends.
So that always gets a little hard.
Drama and conflict, sometimes they have these kids that are, you know, these kids that are, you know, maybe going into the new school year.
Beef, you know, didn't get resolved in the past year.
So they're always shared about what's going to happen next.
Bullying is still a major school safety concern for parents.
So parents, please talk to your kids.
If you know your kids a bully, talk to them, tell them to chill.
And if you don't tell them.
And if your kids won't be bullied, make sure you talk to a principal, talk to a teacher, get some help and get some guidance on that.
So concrete, just for clarity, this is a list of the top fears of kids going out.
Yes, so number one is just kids being nervous.
Number two is a new teacher, new school.
Number three is drama and conflict
Number four is homework is already stressing kids out
Kids feel like they get too much homework
And they don't have enough fun in school
They barely even do it out once
I agree I'm with you guys
I'm with you on this one Greg
You know why they have too much homework?
Yeah
My little children, my little seven and eight year old
Because you get a homework packet for the whole week
And you do not do it until Thursday
Yes you do it with me and dad
But until Thursday
And that's why it feels like a lot
It's a lot. Because it's like two pages a day, but if you do it on Thursday, it's like eight pages.
Yeah, that's a lot.
They're chilling for three days.
Week to do it?
Yeah, I have four days, four days, four days.
It's doing Friday.
That'd be do the next day when we're at school.
Yes, yes, I know.
I know.
I know.
The last one, guys, is fitting in, making new friends.
Do I fit in?
Does my shirt, do my shoes, are my shoes dirty or do I have six rings?
Am I going to be made fun of?
You know what I'm saying?
So look, if you're a kid, man, and you see that kid that you don't think it's fitting in
He looks, you know, he has his head down, walking down.
Talk to him, man.
Give him a little daps, man.
Tell him he's cool that you got his back, right?
Brown back mornings, we got you, Perrito.
So whatever you guys name, man, we'll pull up.
I was the new kid when I went to Somar High.
I was like, oh, my gosh, am I standing deliver?
Not too pregnant there.
But when I was there, I was walking around.
I had no friends.
I had a cousin that went, but it was a dude cousin.
He's not trying to kick it with me.
Yeah.
So I was literally like get my lunch and go to the girls' restaurant.
Yes.
Oh my God.
Until I got friends.
Like you, that happens to me girls.
Yes, she's new.
And so she's just eating her lunches and a toilet by yourself.
That's a real thing.
No, that's a real thing.
It is.
And so then later when I have my oldest son and he went to middle school, like he wasn't
there for seventh grade, but he went to there for eighth grade, a new one.
So I'm like, dang, all those kids know each other already because you're in eighth grade.
So they known each other since seven, and I was so scared that he had to eat his lunch in the restroom like I did.
Luckily, he didn't.
He went to the library.
That's better.
That's where he ate his lunch alone.
That makes me so sad thinking about the kids, like not knowing where to go for lunch.
That's happening right now to a lot of kids.
It is.
That happened to me too.
Like, I had no friends in middle school, so I went into high school having no friends.
So I would purposely go sit in the horseshoe area where nobody hung out at.
So it was just me by my friends.
myself and then my neighbor from like down the street went to the same school as me so he saw me by
myself he's like who you're waiting for what are you doing here like you're by yourself nobody hangs
out over here i was like i just like actually like being by myself because i had no friends and so since
then he was like no dude come hang out with us over here like just hang out with him and i had
see we need more of those nice yeah talk to the kid that walks with his head down talk to the kid that's
looking like he's lost at school man talk go to the restroom yeah talk to the kid that's eating their lunch
She's the rest of room.
Come out.
By the way, where you knew?
Don't make it too weird.
Wait for him to come out.
Where you knew?
No, I literally had one, so I had one friend in middle school.
Like the same friend.
Oh, with me, it's just because I was new.
I got super poppin after mom.
She went to a different high school.
So then when I went to a high school, I literally had no friends.
So I was like, all right, I know nobody hangs out over here.
So I'm going to hang out here because I don't want it.
I'm not social like that.
I'm not going to make friends.
And then that's when the neighbor saw me.
We are his friend.
Wow.
He had four friends.
Cool.
Oh, Kahn, you had a lot of friends, because you're like, camera late, camera, like.
No, I only had one, and I mentioned I only had one friend.
His name was Darwin Hernandez.
And Dadwin?
And Dadwin.
And Dadwin.
Yes, he was Salvi.
And we clicked because we used, you know, we were definitely less fortunate kids, but we clicked because we used to wear our dad's pants.
Like, we didn't have new, like, new stuff.
Oh, my God.
So we clicked.
We clicked.
We're like, dude, those are size 38s.
What are you doing that?
Dad pant click.
We don't have new shoes.
Okay, yeah, let's win to kick it with me.
Went to me more.
Yeah, and then I had, like, I had crazy, like, silver teeth,
and then he had, like, little, like, little bit tautilios.
You know, they're, like, little brown stains.
So we just looked at each other like, are we best friends?
Yeah, we're best friends.
It's like Pedro and Napoleon.
Yeah.
Haskell Elementary at there in Granada Hills, yeah.
See, parents, I know you get anxiety, too, and there's a lot of kids in this class right now.
Just know, we went through it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just like you.
Vic didn't, Vic had just had friends.
Add a lot of friends.
I had a lot of friends.
Not anymore, though.
Must be nice.
Not anymore.
It's the other way around.
That's the other way around.
Sure.
I don't know where they went.
Stay studios and be a good kid, man.
Hug somebody.
Let's go.
We're going to have a group hug right now.
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