Brown Bag Mornings - 08/13/26 A Shoulder to Cry On and a... to Ride On 🍆😢 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: August 13, 2026

The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline where a listener named Danny tries to justify keeping his baby mama as a "booty call" while simultaneously demanding she tell him if she breathes near another man. Between the relationship drama, the crew reacts to The Rock’s shocking transition into country music and investigates why the California Lottery is refusing to pay a dad $5 million because his teenage son bought the winning ticket. 🤠💰👶 [Edited by @iamdyre 🍪] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (4:19) Chisme (7:09) Rap Sheet (9:32) Petty Police (13:11) Scrolling (18:27) The Weather W/ Concrete! (21:18) Homie Helpline (48:55) Giveaways (56:11) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:00:02) Chisme (1:02:21) Money Moves (1:06:47) Studious Foo (1:09:56) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Oh, man. Has anybody ever used a fake ID to buy something out of a liquor store? All the time. Really? Back in the day. Oh, for sure. What would you buy, brother, man? Cigarettes.

Oh, yeah. Black and Miles. Oh, my God. Oh, dang. It worked. But ice. Okay, question. Wow.

Did they ever get in trouble for selling you anything? Did you ever get in trouble for buying it? Was there ever some, like, drama there? That store doesn't exist no more. Oh, damn. Well, this could be the case over in Long Beach. So check this out. Last November, a man sent his 16-year-old son.

So go into the gas station, liquor store, and buy some lot of tickets. Okay. And some scratchers. Ends of winning five million bucks. What? Yes. The dad goes back. Yeah.

To go claim the price, five million. The lottery authorization committee said, no, we're not paying you because you let a minor go buy. He let a minor go buy your ticket. The minor didn't claim the ticket. He went to go and he claimed it himself. But because he sent his 16-year-old son. Yeah. Then he sued them.

He sued the California lot. And it was like, they didn't card my son. They didn't remind us, which I feel like we all know that we're not supposed to. Like, low-key, sometimes someone I know gives away scratches for Christmas and lets the kids scratch them. Yeah. But. Yeah, but you don't let the kid go and claim it. Yeah.

No. Well, the dad went to claim it. You know what I was done? I found this ticket. Oh, like I'm not related to that kid. I don't know that phone. But they do a whole investigation, I'm assuming. And then they'd be like, who you are.

You're the daddy. But the dad claimed it. The dad is clearly overage. What's the difference between him getting it from somebody else? you get me like somebody else could have gave him that and he'd be it been fine even though just because it was a son you're making a lot of things that's a little loophole for them not to pay out yeah yeah so the California lottery denied the 5 million payout after they saw video footage confirming that

the minor bought the ticket while the man his name is ward Thomas sued the state and the store for negligence and breach of contract arguing that they never ID'd or warned them then they got countersued because the gas station claims that the kid used the fake ID and had a history of buying tickets there. But also, like, if you had a history of buying tickets there, like, you know, you know, you know Concrete was buying the freaking cigarettes, dog.

You know that this fool was coming from Kennedy High and doing it. They knew me at the produce. They're in Arlino. I don't know. I feel like there could be, like, a joint blame. Yeah, for sure. Nobody just wants to pay.

They don't want to pay. They don't want to pay. They don't want to pay. It is what it is. Since, when do they check cameras for that? Yeah. That is what's crazy to me. And it wasn't for like a big price.

Somebody rad. Granted, five million is a big price. It is. But in the history of California lotto and things that people can win. Yeah. They, they went a little extra for something.

I feel like someone ratted and that makes them the biggest hater in the history of the world. Someone ratty? Someone radded that the kid was 16. Oh, yeah. Oh, you won the lottery? Your son. Oh, okay. Just wait.

Someone else heard the story. And hated. Oh, yeah. Little Johnny went in for me. I hate you so much, dog. It was a hater, homie. My conspiracy is that the worker tried to take it. Since it's like, oh, it's a kid trying to claim it.

I have to take this from you. Now it's mine. But the kids didn't try to claim it. Let they say in the dad. Yeah, but maybe the worker sold it thinking even if this kid wins, I'm going to take it. Because I'm going to say, hey, bro, we can't pay you out. You're under age. You're trash.

And then he becomes a millionaire. I love this. See? Okay, that makes sense now. All right, well, I'll keep you updated on the case. And just for the record, don't be sending your miners to go get alcohol, a lot of tickets, cigarettes, vapes, any of that. All right, con? Yeah, cigarettes, for sure.

But ice. Also, RIP to that liquor store that I would tell you. Gone. One of the best ticket shows in every day, 818. Has some great times. Oh, God. Zoola, come here? Now, what's going on?

She's Mason with Angie. Okay. The Rock. Duane Johnson. He does wrestling. He does movies. Acting, right? But now he's living his teenage boy dreams, you guys.

What? Guess what he's trying to do now. He's unacting. He's un-restling. He's trying to play football. No. That's a good one. That's a good one.

He's trying to grow his hair out. That's a good one. Modeling. Pretty much he's already a model. He's trying to cook. He's a chef. A chef. A chef.

I can see it become a chef. And you have a lot of questions. But you know what? You know what? He actually wants to become a country artist. And he's actually in the booth making music. He just released his new song called Your Dad. Listen.

It's about drive. Wrong one. My whole life changed. From the moment I held you in my heart never be the same. I think he sounds really good. That's cute. That's the holy Maui right there. I'm not mad at it.

That's for sure. I'm not mad at it, but this is his, she wants to party all the time, party on the time. Party all the time. You're thinking of the whole album, I think. This is Eddie Murphy's moment. That's fine. You've conquered every level of life.

You want to become a country singer? D'ale. You want to say Corridos, dahle. You want to sing white corridos? Darlene. He's a demi god. He is. He is.

Who's doing whatever you want? That's the rock, dog. It is. That's the rock. I mean, I know Jose was telling me, like, it's better than his rapping skills. It's about drive. It's about power. We stay hungry.

We devourer. Put in the work. Put in the hours. And take what's ours. Black in Samoan in my veins. My culture banging with strange. I change a game. So what's my mother.

Name. Rock. Hey, dog. That's hard. Wow. That is. That's hard. I said Black and Samoan in my veins.

Yeah. What's my name? Rock. Long Beach. What up. Yeah. I'd rather hear the country music instead. Yeah.

I like the country song. Me too. So there's a lot of like, well, there's not many. There's a few daddy daughter songs. Yeah. And there's this one called Butterfly Kisses and it would make me cry because I think my dad. It's really, really beautiful song. You have a daughter, so I'm sure you love daddy daughter songs.

Mine is Darius Rucker. You know, it's, it won't be like this for long. Oh, my heart. No, but those songs like really hit. Yeah. Right? And so to see another one, that's so cute. It did.

have to wake up. She been up on night. Oh, that's such a good song. That's going to be it for some of us. Yeah. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. There I go. Rep sheet.

Let these set go. Okay, let's be honest with each other. What's the brokest thing you've ever done? Just pick one of the broke. But you know like, dang, I was down bad. What did you do, Greg? I drank a soda inside of a store and then just put it back. You know, like when you walk around, you're like, I'm going to pay for that.

I'm going to pay for it. And then you didn't. And I didn't. And I just snuck it in. Yeah. I've done that unbroke. Reportedly, allegedly. I buy where returned.

I'll buy something. I'll wear it. Why are you saying I'll, like you still do it? You're still down bad? She's not, though. No, but I mean, it works. Why not continue it? How do you return it if you've worn it?

What do you do? You just took it. in the tags. While you're wearing it, you tape it so it doesn't fold too much. What about, like, when you wear deodorant or like? I don't wear deodorant. That's wow. Wow. Damn.

That's it. Lemon. Lemon. Works, guys. All right, that's her answer. Can't you. Oh, man. When I was down super bad? Yeah.

Oh, man. I was out there picking up cigarettes, man, from the ground. That's down bad. That's down bad. That's some addiction. You don't know where those cigarettes are. Yeah, man. It's time for on the road.

It was crazy at that time, you know? I've gone through it, guys. And one time I even got sick on purpose to go to the hospital so I could eat. Oh, my God. It's so sad. You win. You win. You win.

Young Miami was on stream and they asked her what the brokest thing she's ever done. And this was what her answer. Party. The mattress. Back on the floor. Had the C.A. Oh, that's easy. Oh, that's not.

That's what I was doing before I went to the hospital to go eat. That's normal. Oh my God. That was a treat. That's so sad, Tom. Good for her. That's as far as, wow. Yeah.

We love you, Concrete. You're so happy your life turned around. You made it. Yeah. Oh, I made it. I think I have. Keep it here. Please, please.

Because we don't want concrete faking any kind of illnesses for hospital food. Just to go eat. Just to go eat at all of you. Oh, damn. People don't make it out of all of you. I did it. I went there with a fake illness. Came out all sick, dog.

Yeah. Works. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl.

Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty and pettiest. First week back to school, big up to our L-A-U-S-B. Yeah. Students out there, but how annoying our parents, huh? Trying to wake us up. Oh, yeah. And all you want to do is be on summer break and I'm going to wake up like at 10 a.m.

Yeah. I remember those days. This couple of annoying parents decided, hey, they're over in Fullerton. Their daughters are sleeping on the bed. Why don't they grab their dog and pull up into the room blasting mariachi music for the first day of school? Check this out. Oh, poor things. They hired Mariachi?

No. They had a little mariachi bumba. Yeah. And the little girls, you got to check out the video, Brow Back Mornings 106 on Instagram. The little girls are like, what? and the dog is jumping on them. They're on their third dream. Oh, no.

Yeah. Now they got to get up. It's all dark too, so, you know, it wasn't even time for school. It wasn't. Yeah. Madachi only works, like, in the dawn hours, like right before the sun comes up. Yeah. You wake up.

But apparently, according to this family, they've done it since their oldest went to kindergarten. Oh, my God. It's a tradition in their family to wake up on the first day of school to Mariachi music. That's crazy. And I used to be like, Arriva, lo mataron. He would say someone's dead? And I used to be like, what? What?

What? A quiverra. Arriva. So like, get up. Let's go. Wow. And so I used to be, Ah, here he's matron.

A riverra. Lo matthar. Like, what? The trauma response. Yeah. What? So my dad used to pull the blankets off of us to wake us up. Like, because you get cold, right?

Yeah. So what I did is I started sleeping naked. So he would pull the blanket off. I don't know that that's a win for you. brother. It is away because she'd be like, oh God, and just walk out and I get some more sleep. Your daddy saw you, Nikki. This just happened two nights, two mornings ago.

Still happens. I still do it. What? How would your parents wake you up? Honestly, just like hearing my mom scream, get up. Like, I already knew like, oh my God. Otherwise, I'd get.

Yeah. Yeah. My dad would just tell me it's later than it is. Oh, yeah. You would wake me up early. He's like, yeah, she's on those 8. And it's 6.30, dad. What the heck?

Go brush your teeth. Go wash your face. She would do that too. My dad would just bust in the door, literally, like, kick the door in. You're late. Just with this, like, certain tone of voice that I was, like, dead meat. I was in trouble. You know what Aponis to do?

Aponis to have our parents be our alarm. Like, forget that kid little. No, no. Have your mom be yelling at you. Oh, man. That thing sucks. I know. But imagine you heard your dad say Rivera died.

I didn't get it on my daughter, man Yeah, that'll get you up I wish I would still hear that Because that means I would be paying rent That was the price And hey, kids, I know some of you are back in school already But parents, this might be an opportunity For some of us start next week, the boys start next week

I think I might try the mariachi situation Do it! Do it! Do it! Right now these fools have like these really loud-ass toys from Mexico, my dad brought them there just so annoying I'm a play it for them to wake them on that's hot. You're going to wake them up. Gatty.

Just walk in playing with the toys. It's these really loud, loud toys your money go. That's so smart. All right. Well, that was petty police parents. Keep it up. All right. Now let's get into some scrolling.

Scrolling with the movies. We are going viral right now. We broke the Internet. For one of the best rap freestyles to ever be done by a police officer. Not even freshman's double like, cell got this. At all. Respectfully. Double Excel freshman class?

Yeah, yeah. They're not a rap. CHP burn you guys. Oh my gosh. Victor. You guys are going off right now. That's true. What happened?

We had the CHP up here the other day. California Highway Patrol. Yes, shout out to them. Officers, I forgot the guy's name. Talavera. Talavera. Talavera. He decided he wanted to do a rap to the Uchiwali beat.

And loki, I underestimated him. I was just like, let's see how this goes. I see how this go. But he killed it. You got to listen to this. Top of the morning we at Power 106. He tuned in the brown bag so you know what it is. Highway patrol, the CHP then took over the space.

From San Diego to Burbank to the Golden Gate, the Golden State. Here with a PSA about pedestrians and bicycles and travel and safe. The best way to be seen is in some light clothing, flashing lights or maybe items with reflective codeine. But don't forget the helmet. Remember safety first. They say good days get better while the bad get worse. But on a serious note, here's a serious. quote you could feel. Safe roads start with safe choices made behind the wheel, so don't be

drinking and driving. That's something I got to mention because not only is it dangerous, but boy, is it expensive. Think twice, call an Uber, maybe call a friend. That $10 would be the best that you will ever spend. Let's talk about speed limits because they're all around. Sage's a general and I said it best when he said, slow down, but we ain't grabbing the wall. If there's a call about a crash, I hope that you ain't involved, or if you call about your car, talking about how it's stalled, we'll get you back on the road and headed back home in no time at all. Safety, service, and security. That's what we bring. Shout out to the community from the CHP. Let's go. Hey, shout out of Officer Televary.

It went viral. The last time I saw it over a million views on Instagram. 98,000 likes, 1.6 million views. Wow. And the comments are crazy. Crazy. For 5,000 comments. Hey, it reached the algorithm of people out of state and they're like, this is what they're doing in California. California catacups are different. Yeah, they're all turned up it's so funny it's so funny big up to them and also a LAFD LAPB where you at SWAT where you're at SWAT where you're at FBI step it up calling out names we officially invite you to come on round back mornings and show us your skills

not for nothing we talked about this before this kind of brings the humanitism to the people that are wearing the badge that often get like a bad look yeah he was he was freaking rubbing about safety okay he was not one cuss word it's like him I'm in Miss Rachel right now. Choose to the kids, man. Tell us to the kids. But you know who hated from the jump? Because there are haters in the comments.

Wow. You know who hated from the jump? Someone right here. Who? Greg. Hating from the jump. Like, I don't know why he's claiming viral. He didn't want to see them win.

Because listen to Greg who battled him on the spot. Check this out. Look at hers. Those were cute bars? You want to battle him? Do you want to battle him? I'm about to call Kaylani with how bad you folded, boy. Come on.

Got them. You got bars? Go. Go. Come on, Gray. Got bars? Yeah. I might have folded in front of the CHP, but you know, they'll never be able to catch me.

Yeah. I got that Honda Civic. It's turboed. Even though I don't, I can't. Oh, they caught you. Oh, they caught you. They caught up. They definitely caught up.

He had like one, two bars. They definitely got that. You got, really. Four flat by Jim. They put the spike strip on him Stop them in progress I thought I had something for a second I thought I was thinking

and then I just folded again Our last viral video With the CHP was Greg folding in front of the girl CHP officer And one more time And one more time We made the viral twice Yeah

We don't deserve it anymore They don't deserve it anymore Who's this we? Who's this we? Hey no but for real We're putting the challenge out because I see it in the comments, people saying like, hey, you got to pull up. Anybody. I'm saying fire.

Anybody in a uniform? I don't care if it's a red coat at Staples Center. Yes. I'm down for that. I'm down for that. You don't have to be. And I get it. Look, just incredible, he has the game on luck.

He has all the rappers coming in and they're spinning and they're killing it, right? We're here for the common folk. Exactly. Bro, you have a mechanic suit. You want to come in. Jiffy-Lube worker. Raps on Paran-0-6. Or if you are paramedic, you are paramedic.

Want to wrap on Power 106 And you're nurses Come on. Rock on Power 106 Johnsters, dentists. A beekeeper? Yeah, dog come drop that honey.

Keep it buzzing. Keep it buzzing. The callout has been made. Come through Parole 106. Come through. All right. You ready for the weather, my friend? Let's get it.

And now the weather. Hell my dog. With concrete storm. Perritos then is going down for the weather Thursday, August 13. First, we slapped the knee all the way to Winchester. Straight counting on fools like a court gesture. That's right.

85 degrees and 66 degrees at night, por favor. Next, stitches. Snitches get stitches into hunger. Did you just smell your armpit? No, I didn't do that. He did. He did. He did.

Put the paper down because we wanted this as a video. I can't read. I can't read. Cholo does the weather. I can't read like that, for a while. Don't embarrass me. in front of the class, eh? We need bigger font.

We need bigger font. Next, stitch it. Oh, no. Next. Clitches get stitches into hunger. I only know one rat. And his homie say, cowabunga,

79 and 63 degrees. Bards, you heard that, barrow, for favor. Next, we beat fools down in the city of Rancho Cucamonga. Brownback will kill before we die of hunger. That's right.

That's right. Rock. 80. Oce4, 66 Ghani. Lastly, we send the sick-ass wheel out to El Sereno banging on fools like,

hey, this is my tereno. E, I like that. 82 degrees and 67 degrees at night, Perritos, it's going to be a hot one, so be careful, be through. I throw a hot one on you, perro, for a while. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You just ran the shooter. Hey, get yourself in AZ, homie. Winchester. We don't deal with y'all molesters. For a word, 85 and 66 degrees. He's not wrong. Tahanga, Tunga 79 and 63.

For favor, homie. 63. Gran Chukukamonga is going to be 84 and 66, homie. El Sereno, 82, and 6.7. Do you. Secyte. Cajate or te. Kepro los dientes, home me.

It's your big perro con. You right here for the weather, brown back mornings on par one of zero six, home me. Let's go ahead. Let's see a gas. Bamo no. Hey, letisa, let's say,

let's get a gas, man. For example. For context. Concrete is wearing Loaks this morning. Yep. He has a white socks hat and a striped collar shirt.

It looks like a F-Catney. So he's for sure in character right now. You're going to mess around and make them do... What character? He's in uniform. Jump right now, homie. You ever been jumped? You ever been jumped by one fool?

You ever been jump by one fool? It's like hands out of nowhere. Crazy. All right. That was the weather. We got to put that up right now on social media. That's amazing. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Danny's thinking about running it back with his baby mama. All right? He hit us up and said,

Brown bag, I need advice because I'm thinking about running it back with my son's mom again. My name is Danny. My son is 11, and me and his mom have been on and off for years. We've even moved back in together twice, trying to make it work, but both times it fell apart. We always run into the same issues. When things don't go her way, I'm an a-hole. We've been broken up for years now, and I've pretty much been single this whole time, and I don't have a serious girlfriend at the moment. After we broke up, she eventually got another boyfriend, but I could always tell when they were having problems because she'd suddenly get extra flirty with me at our son's events.

Well, they officially broke up a few weeks ago, and now we've been doing family stuff again. She'll tag along on my father's son outings, invite me over on her weekends, and honestly, when it's the three of us, it just feels right. Our son even recently asked me, do you think you and mom will ever live together again? Then me and her ended up hooking up later that night. Now we're both saying I missed you, and part of me really wants my family back. But once the moment wears off, I remember we've already tried this before. Also, when we first met, I took her from some guy.

And that was the second girl I took from that, L.O.L. Oh, wow. Crazy. And he's asking us, is it okay to have a baby mama as a booty call, or are we doomed? So essentially, we're going to keep a casual. Yeah. A little kid. Hi, Dad.

You're just going to go to Mommy's room. Where are you going, Dad? What are you going to do there? Keep in the morning. Okay, Dad. Get out of here, homie. It's better me than some other guy. Right?

Yeah. You know, we don't talk about something. Oh, that's where Uncle Ron used to lay down. Imagine? Damn. Oh, Ron? Uncle Ron? That's the very specific.

Yeah. I know. Talk about it. I hope. Well, I guess you're not adding a number and she's not adding a number. No, because it's repeating, right? She still is. They still are.

Mm-hmm. Just a she. They both But it could be something nice for the kid No No For whatever reason Me and Mom

She's forever gonna be mine I don't care what happens When you say that it's scary And I just love that you're not We'll never see that Because your girl's always gonna be married Of course Yeah okay

But if I'm divorced She's married to me Oh my God Okay For favor You hear that Danny Danny what's up brother

What's up guys What's up guys? What's up guys? What? Danny. All right. Hey, you just be taking girls left? I'm a listener, first-time caller.

Les him. You just be taking girls left and right? You took your baby mama away from some guy? Hey, this happened before I even knew. I found out about it afterwards. But it was the second one you took from him, you said. That one I did. Oh, wow.

He just warms them up. He just warms them up. He's a lover. How old's your son? He's 11. He's 11. How old are you guys? I'm 36.

She's 37. Okay. Okay. So you guys had your baby when you were at like mid-20s? Mid-20s, I believe. Okay. There was a breakup along the way. You guys even try to patch it up.

I totally see it. The love is never gone. You hold her in a high place. But it gets messy when she's with someone else. And you're not saying no when she comes knocking. Like, hey, Danny. Hey, Danny. I just need an ear to listen to.

me. I'm a little sad. And then all you can listen to is the hoa in the other room. A shoulder to cry on, right? Shoulder to cry on is a... And a... To ride on. There she goes. What do you love most about her?

That's what I keep asking myself. He doesn't know. He doesn't. You can't answer that? No. She's a great... She's a great mother. She went.

The times are good. The times are good. It's always just when things aren't going exactly the way that she, she micromanages everything. So when things are going exactly the way that she pictured it, she hits the fan. I mean, things hit the fan. And that's what that's when everything just goes out.

Right. Why'd you guys, well. Wouldn't that be just like relationships, bro? Like what part of that is like worse? It seems like it, right? It would seem so, like, things that we just have to work on. But every damn time. Oh, she breaks up.

She's a runner. She's a track star. What do you mean? So she's the one that, like, leaves the house. Like, I'm out of here. Yeah. She's always, like, she was always the one to break these off. Sometimes we just want you to chase us a little bit.

We don't mean it after we get hit the end of the block. We're excited he's on coming out for us. So I really got to leave. Yeah, and when she's left, she's left. And then that becomes another issue. Yeah, why didn't you come after me? Saw the notebook. Oh, no, I always keep the kids.

I always keep my friends. No, it's always been. So she leaves you at her house? She'll be like, I'm out of here. Wait, you live here. I don't live here. When we were to get it, that's what she would take up. Got it.

So then she got a boyfriend and you've been single since. She got a boyfriend, and when they would have problems, you welcomed her no matter what. In your arms. I didn't welcome her to prescha. It was just always, if my son, okay? Oh, my God, I'm going through this. Oh, wow. Come over.

Oh, oh. Put your head right here. Is my son okay? Tell me from down there. He needs lunch. Yeah, watch this movie right now. Yeah, sorry, Eric, because you have to. Look at

Oh my God That's what happens You're giving me some great ideas No daddy So now you guys have been doing family tings What stuff have you been doing? So like we do theme parts

We do the whole That's really the thing of it We're not a little mini vacation actually Where are you? Can you take me off speaker or off Bluetooth or better A bit? Better?

No It sounds like you're under water Big Don. He's at work. He's at work. All right. How about now? Yeah, there you go.

Much better. Much better. We love people that listen to us on the toilet. Hey, bro. So you guys have been going to theme parks and it's been feeling like good again. Yeah, so we do like little. We did a mini vacation and then we did, we threw theme parks, the whole not six, like ever since the pastes thing came out.

So I got us all passes. So we do all that stuff. And it's always good at the time. It's always like the next day when we're like, we got to do this again. You get tired of each other. That's great. So, yeah, she's essentially the booty cousin. Yeah.

Do you like this situation? Like, would you not mind? I know you're a single man, but at some point you're going to start dating. So here's the thing I've been dating I've been like I've had Message says you've been single brother No I've tried dating

I've stayed single But I've been focusing on just myself And my son And Fixing whatever issues Come up from her end Yeah And so now you don't like being the booty call

He's tired of it Yeah I don't want to be a booty call anymore Oh now you have a feeling Now you don't want to just be a piece of meat Because then once she's not not having you be a booty call. You're like, this is how girls

been treating us since the beginning of time. My God. What? Like pieces of meat. She Uber to me home. She Uber'd you home? Damn.

You are the booty call. You're the sidepiece, dog. Okay, so why are you complaining? So what's the issue? Yeah, what's the issue, bro? You go to theme parks. She overed you home. You can wrap her off when you want.

That's all. on the lodge. Oh, yeah, we did not. We do like Dodger games. We did like the movies at the park. That's cute. So what's wrong? He has feelings.

He doesn't just. You get to go home by yourself, sleep in the bed. I realize I have feelings. He's hitting. What are we? Oh, God, God, we'll be here. And what did she tell you? Does she ever tell you?

What are we? Is she the one that's like, she does? Yeah, she does. And we actually, I think we talked about this that we had a little, we had a little fallout where we're like we're like we're doing how we're doing. Because every time we try to act like we're in a relationship. Yeah.

Yeah, every time we try to act like we're in a relationship and start doing, you know, yeah. Things just don't work out. I get it. Because with the relationships comes expectations. and it might hit you really hard. Like, why don't you answer your phone? You know, why are you? Yes, why don't you tell me?

And then it's just like, can we just keep it, too, do it and boot it? Yeah. Can we just keep it that? Well, our 11-year-old Aiden is like, Mom, Dad. Mom, Dad.

I love my family. I love my family. Like, if she would say, if she would just tell me, what we're like, all right, let's do this. This is what we're doing. This is what we are.

Cool. But if I say, all right, let's just continue. doing this we're fine but let me know what soon as someone else comes into the picture then everything goes you know south is what do you mean you're expecting to let me blah blah blah you're trying to find somebody else they're looking somebody else i get it you asked her to tell you if she starts dating someone else yeah yeah i told it i was like hey whenever this is and this is for the the best of my son i'm like you got to let me know so that i know how we're acting

around each other because I don't want my son seeing his mom, you know, acting with me one way and then acting with somebody else a different way. Uncle Ron. Like I'm raising, I'm raising a little, I went through my stuff, you know. I have my path. Everybody does, but I'm trying to raise a little gentleman. Wow. So I don't want him to see those, those things and see his mom in a different.

God forbid he sees me be a hooker. Yeah. I don't want you to see your mom in that line. You could see me do that, but I could just say they don't be like me me. I used to be a lot lizard. I used to eat truckers like a cheeseburger. But I don't want myself. The normal standard's crazy, big God.

Yeah, it's wild. Yeah, would you tell her when you're talking to someone else? Yeah, I did. It didn't go. It didn't go well. She gets mad. She got mad. I was in a serious relationship for her because we've been broken up for about three.

years, almost four. And I was in a serious relationship for almost a year. And I have a rule where I'm not going to introduce my son to anybody that I'm around until I know it's going to go somewhere. So after about six, seven months that we were serious, I introduced my son to her and it went haywire. Okay, I have a question. Hold on, hold on, my friend. Did you tell her about the girl that you're going to introduce her to the son? I did not. Okay, so there you go. You're like. didn't do the thing that you're asking her she found out because her son met the girl in my defense that's where that's where that rule came from okay you're not doing it after he messed up we have to set rules here the more and more we talk to you big dog we need to have your baby

on the call yeah yeah she needs out i like that idea i like that idea and so you think when you tell her? I think so, Danny. Yes. So I think when you tell her, like, oh, tell me if you find another guy, I think she probably feels rejected at that point. Like, oh, you don't want me? No.

No, she feels like I had to find out about this girl, but you want me to tell you everything. Meanwhile, you're keeping everything secret. I'm not keeping anything secret. She's just not asking. Oh, my God. This is the epitome of you think I want this. You think I want to beat this. I love this.

I was on your side until this right now. You never asked. We were on your side. We were going to give you tickets to go see a show, but never mind. No, brother. You never asked. You never asked. You never interrogated me, so why would I tell you?

Duh. Why would I not hide the truth from you? But hey, if you ever start dating someone, you better tell me. Yeah. You better tell me no. And she said, no, why would I? And then you're like, guys, isn't she a loser? Isn't she such a whore?

You definitely introduce my son to somebody. Yeah, dating somebody. Yeah, if you're dating somebody, you're dating somebody. No, no, bro. What you just told us, I'm sorry, you said that you told her, hey, if I'm messing around with you, you got to tell me when you see someone because I don't want my guy seeing, my son seeing me than another man. That's what you said. That is true.

Yeah. What is he not getting? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, you know, what is that a rome? Denny, you're bad. You're like in a labyrinth of lies right now. Yeah, I could see her frustration, bro.

In Spanish, it's, Averint of Passions. Aye. That's a novella. Give us her number. For hold. Nah, I wouldn't even give you her name. Because you know you're wrong.

Why not? Big dog. All right. He needs our help, bro. He needs that help. This is this crazy thing. You guys don't allow any cutting on your show. So if you guys call her, there's going to be a lot of, a lot of F-bombs right before my name.

That's what we want. We want that. That's what we're here for. We would love it. We got the bleep button. 200 million people listening to us, right? They want to hear the drama. Yes.

And yeah, everybody, listen to me, bro. So essentially, it seems like you both clearly have feelings for each other, but you know it's not, it's not good. when you guys try to make a relationship, just it doesn't work out. You guys have your past. You guys have your own pride in the way, what you expect from each other. So it seems like it's best to just keep it casual.

Without expectations, right? This is like, this is where we are, but just be honest with each other. That's what I want, honestly. She tells me she's dating somebody, I'll be fine. No. But you're tired of being a booty cough.

And you weren't honest when you didn't tell her that you were dating somebody else. I'm trying to help you. I was trying to lead it up in a way to help you. Okay, so caller, say this up. He's keeping it casual right now. No expectations of baby mama. They do have feelings and they do get a little bit. And his only thing is let's keep it casual as long as we're the one-on-one with each other.

If someone else enters the chat, you need to let me know, okay? I didn't for you, but you need to let me, okay? because I don't want our son seeing his mother be a desgraciana. Okay. How dare you? Oh, my God. Wow. Okay.

818. 5205.9. Does keeping it casual with your baby mama or your baby daddy work? Can that workout is what my friend wants to know? I need to talk to the girls and the guys that I've just been like, hey, whenever we just meet up. We know what it is. We need all the baby mammas to go. All of them are.

All the horny parents. Yeah. Baby mama is chime in for the baby mama that can't call in because he won't give us her number, okay? Are you triggered right now? Tell us he's a manipulator. Greg, you're attracted to women who have children. Oh, God, the best. How would you feel if they were going back and forth with their baby daddy?

I've dealt with that, and that's the worst. I've dealt with, like, a girl that had a baby daddy, but it seemed like they were still together in a way, like the way that they would argue that the way they would communicate with together. I was like, dog, like, if you want your family back, just go get your family back. she's like, no, we're done, I swear, like, it's it. Like, we're done. I was like, the way that you talk to each other. How, how, how, how, ha, ha.

It's just, like, they, she, she swears that she called everybody babe and this and that. I was just like, there's no way. Oh. And then I found out, she's like, oh, well, for our kids, you know, when we go on a vacation with the family, we all go together. And I was just like, Greg, you were getting cheated on, buddy. Yeah, yeah. After well, I was like, I don't think I'm a, I'm a stick around. But he misses her. That's the one where he's like, that's it.

But then I also think about stuff like that. And it's just like, nah, like, I'm not going to deal with that. You can tell the girls that are actually done done with their baby daddy versus the ones that are still like, oh, no, I still mess around with them and stuff like that. Like, they kind of just push away like, oh, I can't hang out this day or don't come around this time. And it's like, all right, you still have them around. It's crazy. They'll try to make you feel like you're crazy.

Yeah, that's what it's literally all about. You don't understand. You don't have kids, Greg. That's what they try to tell you. Hey, hearing that. Hey. Oh, he's triggered. He's favorite.

You just wouldn't understand. You're not a father. My schedule's not the same, you know? Like I should have to work with my baby daddy on this. It's like, you're going over your baby daddy's house right now? Why? Why? Why are you doing that? Oh my God. Quiet Angie.

You're making me mad now. It's 2 a.m. We need to talk. I have a lot of my mind. I need that time. Yeah, but no, you can tell. There's a big difference of the girls that really still have an attachment issue with their baby. Yeah.

Well, see. Now I'm triggered. Yeah, I can tell. You don't understand. You don't understand. You have, you're with your wife. in that so respectfully you're you're just better you're better off okay stay out of it vick me and you have been someone else's baby mom or baby daddy yeah how has that issue worked

out and i know it's tough it's tough for me to talk about that stuff i know it's tough for you i don't mean to put you on blast like that but like has there ever been an issue where like the going back and forth or like the dating while you're with yeah so there always needs to be like strong boundaries You know what I'm saying? And like, if not, things go haywire. Because it gets to that point where it's like, oh, wait, so like, you're not talking about the kid right now. Like, why do you guys have to talk? And it's like, oh, well, I guess, you know, and you start to think that like, you know, trivial things are about the kid, but they're not.

You know what I'm saying? And so it becomes like, okay, wait, that is like, you kind of need to cut that part off. And it's like, all right, now just essentially we're talking about the kid. We're talking about. Like co-parents. Because it's tough. Because there was a genuine first relationship with that person. So I just remember like when my oldest was younger,

dad would be like flirty. And it's on you to be like, nah. Oh, you look good today, nah. Because that easily you can let it in and then it's all in and then there's drama and all of that. So there has to be that like, like yes, even it's, it is good to come together for your child to show that you can get along, to do birthday parties together, maybe holidays together,

maybe outings together. but like that little flirt combo has to be like it has to be deaded by one side or the other side it'll come back to bite you you know if it's not like severely like boom no that's cut off 100% because if you're trying to get in another relationship it's never going to work because the feelings like spark again right is that what it is not it's not it's not even that it's just it's not even that it's just like essentially you got to remember that is an ex-partner you know and sometimes you don't view them like that anymore because y'all don't even go that way no more But it's also like, wait, you still can't, you shouldn't talk to your ex like that. You know what I'm saying?

Like, the only difference is that you have a kid with them. Yeah. Well, we ask for baby mamas and baby dad is to call in. Let's go to a baby mama on the line. Jasmine. Jasmine. What's up, Jasmine? Hi, good morning, brown bag.

Jasmine, are you in Miami? Ooh. I am. Oh, what's up? Mommy in Miami. You're a baby mommy. Talk to us. What would you tell our guy, Danny, in this situation?

he casually hooks up with his baby mama they're both on and off relationships and he said hey like as long as you tell me when you're messing with another guy so i step out but like me and you got to keep it casual because if we don't then we expect things of each other and we all get mad at each other well i think he needs to get his emotions in check first of all um and allow her to the room to breathe and let her you know or even vice versa of her tell him like hey you know we're fresh out of relationships we keep going this back and forth with each other and it just it's not working so we need to get in our both of our lanes and say okay you are the father to my child and we have to co-parent together whether there's emotions there or not because obviously they can't seem to work together as a team to co-parent without letting the emotions get involved with each other and he's kind of just going a lot of back and forth with her and just telling her like oh you have to tell me when you're hooking up with someone but he lost that right when they were in you know asking those type of questions with her

because that's not giving her the room to move on did you do that because if you're you're someone's BM yes so um it was a little tricky with my situation because I have I have three kids but my older one he's 15 now and then it took me a long time to move on from that relationship and grow within myself and self-heal and all of that so my next child is seven years old so there's an eight-year age gap but with my older son his dad um he made it easy for me because he just didn't want anything to do with him like for the first eight nine years of his life and then it kind of seemed like it kind seemed like when I moved on and I got into a serious relationship, it became like, oh, I want to see my son. Like, what is my son up to? And it just became this back and forth. And he moved on a lot

faster than I did because he had a whole other relationship, maybe like three or four months after we broke up. And so I told him like, hey, you know, she's going to be in my son's life. Like, I'd like to meet her. And he always gave me the cold shoulder like, oh, you guys don't need to meet each other. And she was weird too. She was just kind of like, I don't want to talk to her. And it's like, we're adults here with their children involved. And so I, he made it easier up to the point where I moved on. And I had other kids with my current relationship now. And it became like, every time I was pregnant, it was like, it was a fight with him and me. And it's like, why? Like, there's no point of that. We're not together no more. I don't understand that from his.

It's exciting, too. Yeah. Jasmine's baby daddy was like, she needed a vend dad. How dare you move on after 10 years of me being absent from everything? Yes. Yeah, he made it easy not to hook up with him. He just stepped out.

Yikes. Paro 106. Number one for hip hop in Huntington Park. Shout us to all the pitifuls of Huntington Park. All right. Danny is going through it right now or kind of or I don't know or depends on if she tells him the truth or not because he is sleeping with his baby and mom. They're keeping it casual because that's how it works for them.

Yes, they'll go on family trips, but after that, they don't want to see each other the next day. Otherwise, it starts fighting. They try to re-spark the relationship because there's feelings and familiarity there. But he knows it turns into like a, well, who are you talking to? Well, where's your location? And he's like, no, no, no, no, no-like accountability. But I need you to tell me if you start hooking up with someone else, okay? Wonders if keeping it casual is the way to go with your baby mama.

Juan and Downy. What about? What's up? Bolesaka in the morning. Bolsa coffee. Hey, bro, you're a baby daddy? You're a father? Yes.

Yes, yes. Yes. I went through a situation before I was married where I was playing stepdaddy. And, you know, it's crazy because the girl was beautiful. And I was trying to be there for the kid and everything. And, you know, she's like, oh, I want to be with you. Then I don't want to be with you. But I was like, hey, we put the cards on the table.

You know, be honest. We're all adults. if you're going to be together for the kid or you're going to be together to try to re-end the relationship emotionally and physically you know, it's two different things. You can't be one foot in, one foot out.

You have to be either all in or all out. I mean, I get it, you know. You got to be out of all their lives or bully it. One or other, all in, out of out of out of out. The puntita, no. But, I mean, he's got issues because, I mean, you can't put certain rules for one person and you can't follow the same rules.

Wow. Wow. I get, I get it. He doesn't want his son to see his mom in a different light or, you know, I have kids. And if I was a kid separate, I wouldn't want men to be coming in and out of the house. Yeah. And that's why I put it down. I said, look, if we ever break up or whatever, I'm taking the kids and not because the baby.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, why? That's mean. I'm taking these children. I don't want them to see you. You got to put the rules. You got to put the rules. That's insane. Sir, a court order will tell you different.

I like how Juan was like criticizing another guy and just went up to him. Yeah. He's like, so here's what you should do. And if I want to marry this girl, you better ask me for her head. Dude, relax. You know what a treater right. And if we break up, you're never seen your kiss again. That was wild.

That's crazy. Yeah, my friend, that's pretty much the consensus. You really got to, you really got to understand that there's boundaries and you can't cross that line. Yeah, yeah. You just can't. Well, she ends up with me. She, you guys are not together. She's still calling her baby daddy babe.

I'll eat those fruit snacks all day. Those little apple pouches. Did you ever meet the baby daddy, the girl? The baby daddy? No, I don't want to meet that scrub. You were scared off. He was scared. He was scared.

Why would I want to meet him? That fool's older? I don't even know. He was scared. Why is your voice going up? I don't even know. He was like a 40-year-old grown man. Hey, it'd be cool.

You want to fight me, come to my mom's house. You scrub? You scrub. When I wake up in the morning and the longest out of the water. I get myself a look. I'm not. They can look with their faces like, what the hell is this? Okay.

Somewhere someone understands. I love it. I love it. Why are you all licking all your inside of your mouth? Everybody's doing it. I love it. I had a hash brown. Yeah, the hash brown?

Mm-hmm. Where'd you have? Burrito. A burrito. Okay. All right. It's time for these giveaways. Okay, we have tickets to go to Universal Studios, Hollywood, Fast and Furious for tickets to experience the thrill of it.

Everyone do your cars. Boom! Oh! A break. No. Oh, you were like drifting. Yeah. She was.

Wasn't when you slide, you was astroglide or something? Drifting. Drifting. Oh, yeah, Astroglide isn't anything that. Diddy had. Yeah, that's what that. I tell you about hydroplaining. Oh, that.

Hydroglide was found in Diddy's dimension. Astroglide. Yeah. I think that's for the trunk. Yeah, that one goes out too fast. Oh, it's for the trunk. Oh, the person. Yeah.

Got it. How do you know? Right. How do you know that? Hold on. We all been at Ditty parties, right? No. Anyways, Greg, you're a student of the day.

Student of the day, okay? These tickets are on the line. We got Courtney and West Covina. She's going against you. All right. Mariela and Monterey Park. She's going for you, Greg. Okay?

So it's going to land on the subject when you spin the wheel. I'm going to give you a trivia question for said subject. And if you guess right or wrong, someone else wins the tickets, okay? Are you ready? Spin it, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin. Oh, oh, oh, what is it? Finally. P.E.

Physical education. Finally. I did yesterday. Angie, what is wrong with you? Pinedinna! She got so excited, dude. She even got up. This yesterday. Physical education.

Are you even here? Yes, when he ran to the break room. Oh my God. Angie, well, last. Well, my friend, it was on the border of physical education and spelling, so we're gonna go with spelling. And Angie, now you could say, Spelling.

No. Spelling, Angie. Are you here, Angelica? Okay. It just let it on spelling. Finally. Yeah. We're going to put our brains together and make one together, Angie.

One brain. What did my dad put in this coffee, dude? Donald is the coffee. All right, spelling, bro. You ready? Ready? He's not. Okay.

Spell. Discombobulated. If you need a meaning, it means confused or mixed up. I know what it means. Discomboulated. Okay, go. This, D-I-S-C-O-M-B-U-L-A-T-E-D. Damn, buddy.

Oh, wow. You forgot the bob-b-B-O-B-L-A-T-D. You went. discombulated you did discombobulated bobulated bobbed

god Courtney congratulations Courtney congratulations Courtney Courtney are you there oh my yes yes

here finally don't go anywhere don't go anywhere hey we got Mariela Mariela Mariela

yeah I'm here do you still want to win these tickets baby girl Of course I know Okay do you believe

that Greg will do his The P.E., the physical education, finally, do you think he will do it or not? Yes, I believe in Greg. He will believe in Greg. All right. I'll take that one. I got an A in that.

She claps, too. I'm excited for school. Oh, my God. Gee. Okay, here we go. Okay. Yikes. Ooh.

Okay. You're going to go to the wall. Oh, grab the wall. You go to the wall. You're going to do a wall. wall sit. Okay. A wall sit?

Mm-hmm. So this says hold your body against the wall in a seated position. Lift your right leg off the ground and hold it for the next song. Oh. Back up against the wall. Just lift my leg? Bro, you know what a wall sit is. You've been to a gym.

But you added the right leg for it? You can hear her without the headphones. Lift your right leg off the ground. Okay, wall sit, right leg off the ground. Okay. I'm playing a. Three minutes on, okay? Three minutes?

You said a song. Yeah, I like that song. Ready? If when we come back from the song, he does it, baby girl will win the tickets, okay? All right. Three! Had to do a waltzit. And if he could do it for the whole song.

Wait! Yeah, if he could do it for the whole song. Granted, you said you could do that for 10 hours. You were struggling right now, my friends. That was three minutes? That was three minutes. That was three minutes. I didn't throw up.

Mariela. You. waited and you won. Congratulations. I love this. This is a group project. Yeah. Greg did all the work,

but you're getting the prize. So shout out to you, Mamasita. Thank you so much, guys. Thank you, Greg. You're welcome. My legs are on fire now. What hurt most tell me about it.

You're wearing a Raider's jacket while you did it. The outfit's throwing me off because my jacket's like all slippery. I'm not trying to fall down. And then also my thighs, like the top of my thigh, the front of it, fire. Thais are on fire.

But you can just close your eyes and ignore everything else. Can't get your thighs? How are your thighs doing? I'm fine. I'm doing fantastic. You said that was easy. Are you down to... That's easy.

Oh, double down. For the next song, it's going to be you, my friend. What do you mean? Try it. When did I want to participate? You just said it. I said it was easy. I didn't want to participate.

I don't know. You did pee yesterday. You're right. You're right. I'm really fast. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Mesa?

Don't you know I'm local? I know that we are in like a betting time. Granted, betting has probably been around since forever, but now everyone's like online betting, things like polymarket and all of that stuff, right? However, should something very serious be bet on like California wildfires? There's a proposed law right now brought to us by Senator Alex Padilla. That's the full that can do the tortilla. Tortilla.

And the dude, he was also a. like detained during a yeah during like an ice agent briefing it was crazy man that looks probably yeah protect that guy but he said bro they're betting on how many homes are destroyed during wildfires what parts of california are going to be hit by wildfire and this thing sounds crazy uh they said it's important to point out that federal law already prohibits gambling online for things like assassinations or terrorism But they think it was neglected to include natural disasters, and they want to implement that on the governing laws.

Check this out, though. It's not even people in the United States that are betting on the wildfire situation. It's the freaking people across the pond, brothers and sisters. Over there, some Brit is like, oh, yeah, I think 10,000 homes are going to go up in flames. What? Yes. Because it's so dangerous because what stops them from hiring somebody, paying them freaking $100 to set a fire and see what happens because they're going to

earn like $10,000, $20,000, $30,000, whatever they get. Senators, excuse me, they pointed out that prediction markets like Polly Market, where they say the platform accepted more than $1.2 million in bets over the 2025 eaten fires. That killed at least 19 people, destroyed more than 9,000 buildings, you know, on the Palisades fire, killed 12 and destroyed over 6,000 structures. So you got to think, like, yeah, it's here. Hiti-hitty-haha, but people were actually passing away at this. And how would you like that you're rebuilding your home

and somewhere someone made money off of betting if your home got on fire or not? This is evil. It is. They also say things like this could promote arson. Yeah. You know, like, hey, I bet on this app that there's going to be a fire, so let me go make the fire. It's crazy. Me betting, I'm going to punch myself or no.

Do it. And then it's like, I did it. But like, you know what I'm saying? It's like, it's such a, like, crazy thing. I got $5 on that if anybody wants to... I'm not... That Vic will punch himself? Yeah, anybody else want to bet?

I bet 20 he won't. You better not. Oh, oh! Wait, what do I want? Five or 20? What do you think, bro? Man, you know... This is all bad.

I mean, betting's just taking over the world. It's bad. Yeah, it's worldwide. It's worldwide. No more fires, please. Don't bet on nothing like that. Don't bet on people's downfalls. unless it's like Vegas or boxing or stuff like that

The only doubtfall It's okay to bet on Is someone in Vegas For boxing I guess that makes sense I like that the way you're thinking You're very Gandhi about it I'm like oh they're betting on us having a wildfire

Let's bet back Let's go bet that their Brexit will happen I don't know Let's go bet about the king What about that? How long he's going to live? Let's go bet people are going to get stabbed in London Damn, man

Yeah, what the hell big That's what they do Trying to be funny They've been going in the deep on lately Mine What's up with you dude? With bricks on your ankles He put him himself

Cement blocks He put it cement blocks On your ankles He's just going Yeah, boy Who's with me? Oh my bad Do it come here

Now what's going on Damn She's Mation with Angie Okay, I feel really bad for Chloe, Chloe, Gloria Kardashian. I don't know what it is that all of her exes seem to be talking about her, okay? I'm talking about this one in particular, Rashad McKinth, which he's a retired basketball player. He, she dated him back in 2008, 2009, briefly. But for some reason, he's been talking about her bringing up that he actually dated her at the time, but wanted Kim Kardashian at the time.

Listen. I changed my relationship status to it's complicated. And she asked me about it and was like, why even I'm like, because it is? It's like, it's complicated. You date me because you want me to help you do some shit. We have an agreement. This is not, I like you. I like your sister.

I'm here for different reasons. So are you. So it's complicated. And I'm trying to convince other girls the same. So he's admitting. He wanted Kim. At that time, Kim was dating Reggie Bush. But he's saying like, no, no, no.

Me and Chloe had an agreement. And this is what it was. Was this guy a good basketball player? he was supposed to be. He was kind of a bust. So he went to North Carolina. He was a high lottery pick, but it never really panned out for him. I don't know why.

So Angie, when you're asking, I wonder why they're talking about it. That's why. Because look at us. Top Station in the world. Speaking about him now. I know. That's why he did? I know, but it's just full.

Like, leave it alone. That's like almost two decades ago, but why bring it up? That's just sad for Chloe. It is, dude. And she probably had to deal with that a lot. Like, I'm not calling her the ugly sister, but if they're treating her like, the hey, get in there to see it, what's up with the, the other sisters.

Yeah. Sucks, man. Crazy guy. All right. That's it for Chisemation brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback

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Maybe tomorrow they'll think they're good enough to make it on their networks. ABC, something. Something, you know. Television. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're calling viral you guys.

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Also, side note, supposedly reportedly allegedly is Mandela effect that Ricky would tell Lucy that. You got some explaining to do? That he never said that in the show That we just have that in our brains for some more What? No I swear to God I could have sworn I'd seen a few episodes of that Same

Mandela Effect but that's the size of point ShakeShack you my friend You have some plain to do because there's a couple That caught you red-ended If you go to Shake Shack they do have And a lot of other restaurants are starting to do this Where they have a computer and you can Self-Serve yourself

You self-charge yourself It's like this big long iPad and all of that, right? They're going to employ it. And don't get paid for it. More tip, nothing. Okay, but one wife told her husband, hey, when you put that you're not going to add a tip,

it changes the price of every item. It boosts it. It makes it more expensive. So they videotaped this happening, okay? Initially, they put like, okay, if I'm just going to add a $2 tip and kind of like what it stays like, the prices that you see on screen

if something was $6 and $10, it'll stay $6.10. However, when the man put no tip, because it asks you, would you like to leave a tip? It says, hold on one second, recalculating, and it pushes up about 30 cents per item that you didn't see before that. Yeah. Insane. There's a surcharge, basically, for no tipping. For no tipping. That's crazy.

Shakeshack came out and said, that was an error that it doesn't always happen. Doesn't always happen. They just got caught. They got caught. That's why they're saying something. And also, was it an error to try to get us to tip a computer? Oh, yeah, because who's that tip? Who's that tip?

Who's that tip going to? Oh, he's, oh, you're eating right now. You're not at Shake Shack, but you eating. Yeah, I would never. Not there. Yeah. But, yeah. I like Shake Shack.

Don't start, bro. You are a peak. You're a peak right now, peak right now. Damn. You guys have scampburger if you want. I'll see a rudo right now. Oh, yeah. Damn.

Damn. Shake-chat. Clock it. You don't like Tomies? You don't like ShakeShack? Shake-Shack's fire. It's fire. It is.

It is really good. But now they're tipping you for a computer. That's the part. Where does that make sense? It doesn't. It doesn't make sense. Yeah. So we're on to you, Shake Shack.

And your explanation is just not sitting while with this. It's not. It really is. Do you fall for it on you when you're like, oh, I believe them? No, because I'm like, all of a sudden, all of a sudden, you want to come out with a statement saying like, no, we didn't even know. We didn't know that was happening. Like chill fools, yeah, so you probably knew.

And then do the math after 200,000 errors. Yes. Yeah. Oh, that like surcharge of 20 cents for I. Millions of millions of dollars. Millions of dollars. This is when you get that email, huh? It's like, oh, if you were charged with Shake Shack, you can get $0.

You qualify for a payout of 20 cents. Yeah, it's pretty wild. We're on to you, Shake Shack. And now we're on you, all of them. Now check twice when you're, doing your own service and stuff. You know it's wild though. They have the self-service

and then you can also go to the human. Go to the human. No, I like the self-service one. See? I don't like dealing with people. Well, it's because a lot of these restaurants, they're purposely not putting people. Like, they're not even putting registers

in front no more. Yeah. So there is no counter. Everything is going to just self-suff order. I've seen it where it's two. Like McDonald's, they have the long iPad and then you can also order with the ladies. But then you have to stand in for four minutes

and be like, hello? Hello. Hello. Not at McDonald's. They're the best there. They're very attentive. And they give me extra. I'm just kidding.

All right. That was money moves. Make extra. Mick, yeah. Mick, yeah. Make it don't stop. Oh, Mick Show me and McFerney.

Oh, my God. What's going on here? I don't know. Nick is this studio. Mick add some nuts to it. Por hallo. I thought they took those out. You didn't say.

You're crazy, Vic. Mick leave it in. Wait, you got to stop. Let's go next. I'm not the Maddie. Studious food. Hey, Scott. Hell of studious.

What's 9 plus 10? Look at this studious food. Finally! You are. No, listen. Someone does I know what you mean right now? How long does it take for you to become someone's bestie? Well, a new study says that they have it down to the second the minute, all right?

That someone turns into your bestie? Yes, check it out. Okay, so according to a new study, it says that 50 hours of hanging with somebody makes you a casual friend. Just a casual friend. Like, I know you fool. Like, I know you fool, but, you know, like, you can't have my corn nuts. Yeah, we're fat. We're casually friending right now.

We're casually friending, all right? But if you want to commit a crime with somebody, if you want to have so bestie that you do anything with, right? You have to be with them for 80 to 100 hours. So double. Close to it. Yeah. Close to it.

I don't know. I don't think I need to be with someone that long. I think, you know, if we commit a crime together, dog, you're my bestie. We're best. Or you are my co-conspirator or you're the defense's best witness or the prosecution's witness. How long did it take for you girls to be besties? I have another question.

Okay. Me and Angie, we're besties and we hit the threshold already. No, but how long did it take? Have you and us became besties? Absolutely, guys. How many hours have you been here? More than the, what does it make it the bestie? Well, if you think about it, we're here, what, 50 hours a week?

We are, we are. We are. I am too. You have a lot of days off. Actually, I sit outside before you guys didn't get in here. I watch you guys every, I want you guys. I watch everybody want me. I creep out.

I creep out. I watch you from the parking lot. I wait until you get in the elevator. There's 8,760 hours in a year. So how many hours have you spent with this bestie? 16,000. What is it? About two years?

Guys, I feel like. And how many hours to be a bestie? 80 to 100 hours. Oh, I think we're betting. So, Moira. We're best. friends, you and I. We spent a lot of time together.

Me and Kahn has spent at least 80 hours in the bathroom together. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. We dropped about 80 pounds of Maasai in there too, dog. 100%. I don't think you're as tight.

I love that for you, but as tight as Kahn and Greg, to be honest. They go on trips together. They should. We've stepped together. It's different level in. No, we've stepped together before. Like, I've seen him be on a crookka, wake up on mother. I'm like,

I mean, I'm a little puppy, I like the puppy. So we're besties. And you're listening. If you've listened to us for, I don't know,

like a month, you are our bestie. You are our bestie. We're best friends already. We need to come out with bestie bracelets or friendship. Let's do it.

Yes, us and the listener. ankle bracelets, everyone. Engel bracelets. Greg has to move his other ankle bracelet bracelet for an hour. All right, stay studious. Shoot with the J. Shoot it.

Playball! All right, you guys, the Lakers' new owner is hiding a huge secret, and I'm going to reveal it to you guys. Did he fund Alligator Alcatraz too? No, not this one. That was the old one. Yeah, so as I told you guys yesterday, the Lakers were sold to Bob Eager and Josh Kushner yesterday for $12.5 billion. Okay? Well, what I found out about Bob Eiger, former CEO of Disney, is going to make you guys sick to your stomach.

You guys, he is a Clipper fan. Listen to this. I am a Clippers fan, having moved from New York to Los Angeles back in 2000, and being a big NBA fan, I needed a team to root for. And in my youth, the Lakers were a big rival of the Knicks, the team that I grew up rooting for. And so I couldn't root for the Lakers very easily. It just was not in my DNA. Can you believe? So why do you owe us now?

That's what I'm saying. So being a champion is on your DNA? It's good. You don't want you. It's clearly not. The Knicks just won. Yeah. Finally.

But that happens to everybody. Anybody that moves from an, anybody that moves to LA becomes a transatl, they never become Laker fans. They always become Clipper fans, bro. They don't want to be a part of the bandwagon, but then they go and do that. By the team.

Yeah, and that's one issue. Now this guy owns us. Yeah, to me it's like, okay, how are you going to run this team with your heart? He's not. If you literally are telling us that it's not in your DNA to root for the Lakers. So what are you doing there? Running it to the ground. That's what I was thinking.

He's a sabotage. That's what I was thinking because these guys also own the San Francisco Giants. See? You're going to sabotage this. And if he's a Nix fan, it's not in his best interest for the Lakers to be good. Yeah. Because that would not be good for the NICs. Or beat the Nix.

Who are the best? I told you guys. I told you guys my boy Faso would have us a loan to own the team dog but you guys didn't want to do it. We don't have that much money is 12.5 really. I know and that's the thing too is like also like I told you guys yesterday the they were just wanted to buy the Las Vegas franchise that was their original plan. They were looking for assets bro. Yeah. And then they were like, mark and mark and I'm about to sit down for a little bit. Basically.

And they were like, you know what? The expansion franchise is getting a little too expensive. Oh, the Lakers, oh, this guy's in trouble. Oh, let me just shoot them an offer. And then they bought it. It's like, bro, the Lakers aren't like an old car that's in a garage. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's how he's treating us.

So what's going to happen, Vig? You saw this coming. So what's going to happen? There's going to just run us into the ground in the sense of like it's going to be ran for profit, not with the heart that like Jeannie and them have. Supposedly Jeannie might still be staying on for a little bit of time, but there's no guarantee. They're going to jump off the ship too, brother. Probably.

Very sad. Let's go clippers. The ship's in a lake. Okay. Hey, someone that was a Laker and a Clipper announced his retirement, Russell Westwood. Yeah, Westbro. In a very, like, emotional video. He was basically being interviewed, and he said no words because it was in a museum.

Do you think that was creative? I thought it was creative. So it's like this talent can't be kept in a museum. It's so big a museum can't keep it. And the person kept asking him in question, and he was just quiet the whole time. It was, like, it was like up here. It was really dope. Michael B. Jordan narrated it.

It was fire. Oh, really? I didn't even tell his voice. It's weird that you can. It was Michael Jordan. Yeah, I was really crazy. But yeah, Russell Westbroke. Shout to us, man.

I'm missing, for sure. Whatever he ends up doing, we'll be behind you, bro. If you want to come up here and do a freestyle rap, we're viral right now. Come on. Let's do it. We're on the news if you want to do, like. Yeah, I'll wrap the CHP. Mm-hmm.

Wrap this segment. I will. All right, that was sports. I'm Rose County Vick for Brumback Mornings on Power 106. Finally! Finally!