Brown Bag Mornings - 08/13/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🤠 THE ROCK’S COUNTRY REINVENTION & 👶 THE BABY MAMA BOOTY CALL BATTLE

Episode Date: August 13, 2026

We’re breaking down The Rock’s shocking transition from "It's About Drive" to country crooner, and honestly, the squad isn't even mad at his new daddy-daughter ballad! 🤠🎸 The Homie Helpline ...reaches a fever pitch as Danny tries to figure out how to keep his baby mama as a "casual" hookup without letting her date anyone else or catching feelings himself. 👶💅 In a wild Petty Police, we witness parents waking their kids up for school with a full mariachi boombox, while the crew gets real about the brokest things they've ever done—from picking up cigarette butts to faking illnesses just for a tray of hospital food. 🏨🥣 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re exposing the evil new "wildfire betting" markets and Shake Shack’s secret surcharge for customers who refuse to leave a tip on a computer screen. 🥪🔥 It’s a chaotic ride through celebrity career shifts, relationship "trapezoids," and the ultimate school-morning trauma! 🎤🍔 [Edited by @iamdyre 🍪] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (2:51) Rap Sheet (5:14) Petty Police (8:51) Homie Helpline (20:45) Don't You Know I'm Local (24:35) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Highlights are brown bag Zoola, come here Now what's going on? Damn! She's Mation with Angie. Okay, the rock. Dwayne Johnson. He does wrestling.
Starting point is 00:00:13 He does movies, acting, right? But now he's living his teenage boy dreams, you guys. What? Guess what he's trying to do now. He's unacting, he's un wrestling. He's shot at football. No. That's a good one.
Starting point is 00:00:27 That's a good one. He's trying to grow his hair out. What? That's a good one. Modeling. Pretty much he's already a model. He should be a model. He's like to become a chef.
Starting point is 00:00:38 A chef. I can see it becoming a chef. And you have a lot of questions. But you know what? You know what? He actually wants to become a country artist. And he's actually in the booth making music. He just released his new song called Your Dad.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Listen. It's about drive. Wrong one. My whole life changed. From the moment. I held you in my heart Never be the same I think he sounds really good
Starting point is 00:01:15 That's the holy Maui right there I'm not mad at it That's for sure I'm not mad at it but this is his She wants to party All the time party all the time Party all the time You're thinking the whole album I think
Starting point is 00:01:28 This is Eddie Murphy's This is Eddie Murphy moment That's fine dog you've you've conquered Every level of life You want to become a country singer D'le. Bruezikorris, D'Eurrissing white corridos,
Starting point is 00:01:40 Dahl. I don't care. He's a demigod. He is. He's going to do whatever you want. That's the rock, dog. It is.
Starting point is 00:01:46 That's the rock. I mean, I know Jose was telling me like it's better than his rapping skills. It's about drive. It's about power. We stay hungry. We devourer.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours. Like in some morning in my veins, my culture bragging with strange. I change a game. So what's my mother. Name.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Rock. Hey, though, that's hard. Wow. That is. That's hard. I said Black and Samoan in my veins. Yeah, what's my name? Long Beach, what up?
Starting point is 00:02:12 Yeah. I'd rather hear the country music instead. Yeah. I like the country song. Me too. So there's a lot of like, well, there's not many. There's a few daddy daughter songs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:21 And there's this one called Butterfly Kisses, and it would make me cry because I think my dad. It's really, really beautiful song. You have a daughter, so I'm sure you love daddy daughter songs. Mine is Darius Rucker. You know, it's, it won't be like this for long. Oh, my. Oh, that's so sad. No, but those songs like really hit.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Yeah. Right? And so to see another one, that's so cute. You didn't have to wake up. She bit up on a night. Oh, that's such a good song. That's going to be it for somebody. Yeah, for the rock.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Yeah. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. Yeah, go. Rep sheet. Let these set go. Okay, let's be honest with each other. What's the brokest thing you've ever done? You just pick one of the brook.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Like, but you. know like dang I was down bad what did you do Greg I drank a soda inside of a store and then she put it back you know like when you walk around you're like I'm gonna pay for that I'm gonna pay for it I'm gonna pay for it and then you didn't I didn't I just snuck it in yeah I've done that unbroke reportedly allegedly
Starting point is 00:03:22 I buy where returned I'll buy something I'll wear why are you saying I'll like you still do it you're still down bad she's not though No, but I mean, it works. Why not continue it? How do you return it if you've worn it?
Starting point is 00:03:40 What do you do? You just took in the tags. While you're wearing it. You tape it so it doesn't fold too much. What about like when you wear deodorant or like? I don't wear deodorant. That's wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Damn. That's it. Lemon. Lemon. Works, guys. All right, that's her answer. Concrete. Stop judging.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Oh, man. When I was down super bad? Yeah. Oh, man. I was up there picking up cigarettes, man, from the ground. Oh. That's down bad. That's down bad.
Starting point is 00:04:07 That's some addiction. You don't know where those cigarettes are. Yeah, man. Sam for on the road, it was crazy at that time, you know? I've gone through it, guys. And one time I even got sick on purpose to go to the hospital so I could eat. Oh my gosh. It's so sad.
Starting point is 00:04:22 You win. You win. You win. Young Miami was on stream and they asked her what the brokenest thing she's ever done. And this was what her answer. Who ever did? Party. The mattress.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Back on the floor. Had the. Oh, that's easy. Oh, that's not. That's what I was doing before I went to the hospital to go eat. That's normal. Oh, my God. That was a treat.
Starting point is 00:04:45 That's so sad. Good for her. That's as far as, oh, wow. Yeah. We love you, Concrete. You're so happy your life turned around. You made it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Oh, I made it. Yeah. I think I have. Keep it here. Please, please. Because we don't want concrete, faking any kind of illnesses for hospital food. Just to go eat.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Just to go eat. Just to go in at all of you. Oh, damn. People don't make it out of all of you. I did it. I went there with a fake illness who came out. All sick, dog. Oh, my deal.
Starting point is 00:05:15 That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty and pettiest.
Starting point is 00:05:25 First week back to school. Big up to our L-A-U-U-S. Yeah. Students out there, but how annoying our parents, huh? trying to wake us up and all you want to do is be on summer break and I'm going to wake up like at 10 a.m. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:41 I remember those days. This couple of annoying parents decided, hey, they're over in Fullerton. Their daughters are sleeping on the bed. Why don't they grab their dog and pull up into the room blasting mariachi music for the first day of school?
Starting point is 00:05:54 Check this out. Oh, poor things. Meja. They hired Mariachi? No. No, they had a little mariachi boom bag. Yeah. And the little girls, you got to check out the video, Brow Back Mornings 106 on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:06:10 The little girls are like, what? And the dog is jumping on them. They're on their third dream. Oh, no. Yeah. Now they got to get up. It's all dark, too. So, you know, it wasn't even time for school.
Starting point is 00:06:21 It wasn't. It wasn't. Yeah. She only works, like, in the dawn hours, like, right before the sun comes up. Yeah. Yeah. But apparently, according to this family, they've done it since their oldest went to kindergarten. And so it's a tradition in their family to wake up on the first day of school to Marachi music.
Starting point is 00:06:41 That's crazy. But I used to be like, Arriva, lo mataron. He would say someone's dead? And I used to be like, what? What? What? A quiverra. So like, get up.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Let's go. And so I used to, I'm going, here, Achimotton, Acquil, right? Arriva, lo matron. Like, what? The trauma response. Yeah. What? So my dad used to pull the blankets off of us to wake us up.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Like because you get cold, right? Yeah. So what I did is I started sleeping naked. So when he would pull the blanket off. I don't know that that's a win for you, brother. It is a win because you'd be like, oh, God, and just walk out and I get some more sleep. Your daddy saw you, Nikki.
Starting point is 00:07:17 This just happened two nights, two mornings ago. Still happens. I still do it. Yeah. What? How would your parents wake you up? Honestly, just like hearing my mom scream, get up. Like, I already knew like, oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Otherwise, I'd get. Yeah. Yeah. My dad would just tell me it's later than it is. Oh, yeah. You would wake me up early. It's like, yeah, it's on those 8o. And it's 6.30, dad.
Starting point is 00:07:45 What the heck? Go brush your teeth. Go wash your face. She would do that too. My dad would just bust in the door, literally like kick the door in. You're late. Just with this like certain tone of voice that I was like dead meat. I was in trouble.
Starting point is 00:07:59 You know what Apple needs to do? Apple needs to have our parents be our alarm. Like forget that cute little. No. No, have your mom be yelling at you. Oh, man. That thing sucks. I know.
Starting point is 00:08:09 But imagine you heard your dad say Rivera died? I'd be better know my daughter, man. Yeah. That'll get you up. I wish I would still hear that because that means I would be paying rent. That was the price. And hey, kids, I know some of you are back in school already, but parents, this might be an opportunity for some of us start next week. The boys start next week.
Starting point is 00:08:28 I think I might try the Mariachi situation. Do it. Good. Right now, these fools have like these really loud-ass toys from Mexico. My dad brought them there just so annoying. I'm going to play it for them to wake them up. That's how you're going to wake them up. Notting.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Walk in playing with the toys. It's these really loud, loud toys from Mexico. That's so smart. All right. That was petty police parents. Keep it up, all right? All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.
Starting point is 00:08:54 We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Danny is a manipulator. Yeah, he is. But he hit us up, so he needs our help, right? He hit us up and said, he's thinking about running it back with his son's mom.
Starting point is 00:09:11 His son is 11. They've been on and off for years, and they even moved back in twice together, and it always falls apart somehow. She's trying to micromanage him in his, you know, whatever he's doing wrong, which seems to be like a lot. And she recently broke up with her boyfriend, and now she's getting extra flirty. They did the damn thing a couple days ago. And now, you know, the son even.
Starting point is 00:09:32 and ask like, okay, are you guys going to live together again? What's going on? And he's like, I know, I don't want, I want her to be my booty call, but I don't want her to be my booty call. It's very confusing. I don't want to be her booty call. Yeah, but I want her to be mine. Yeah. It's very confusing. And he's manipulative.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Maybe she never be treated like that. At all. Yeah. And she can't, and you better tell me. It belongs to me. And you can't introduce anybody to myself. And so he needs her help. Greg, you're attracted to women who have children. Oh, God. The best. How would you feel if they were going back and forth with their baby daddy?
Starting point is 00:10:05 I've dealt with that and it's the worst. I've dealt with a girl that had a baby daddy, but it seemed like they were still together in a way, like the way that they would argue, that the way they would communicate with together. I was like, dog, like, if you want your family back, just go get your family back. She's like, no, we're done. I swear, like, it's it. Like, we're done. I was like, the way that you talk to each other.
Starting point is 00:10:23 How, how, how, how, how, ha. It's just very, like, they, she swears that she called everybody babe and this and that. I was just like, there's no way. Oh. Everyone of you? I found out she's like, oh, well, for our kids, you know, when we go on a vacation with the family, we all go together. And I was just like, Greg, you were getting cheated on, buddy. After a while I was like, I don't think I'm a stick around.
Starting point is 00:10:43 But he misses her. That's the one where he's like, that's, that's it. But then I also think about stuff like that. And it's just like, nah, like, I'm not going to deal with that. You can tell the girls that are actually done done with their baby daddy versus the ones that are still like, oh, no, I still mess around with them and stuff like that. Like, they kind of just push away like, oh, I can't hang out this day or don't come around this time. And it's like, all right, you still have them around. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:11:04 They'll try to make you feel like you're crazy. Yeah, that's what it's literally all about. You don't understand. You don't have kids, Greg. That's what they try to tell you. I hate hearing that. Hey. Oh, he's triggered.
Starting point is 00:11:12 He's triggered. You just wouldn't understand. You're not the same, you know? Like, I just had to work with my baby daddy on this. It's like, you're going over your baby daddy's house right now. Why? Why? Why are you doing that?
Starting point is 00:11:23 For the baby. Oh, my God. Quiet, Angie. You're making me mad now. It's 2 a.m. I have a lot of my mind. I need a time for it. Yeah, but no, you can tell.
Starting point is 00:11:34 There's a big difference of the girls that really still have an attachment issue with their baby. Yeah. Well, see. Now I'm triggered. Yeah, I can tell. You don't understand, Greg. You have, you're with, you're with your wife. And so, respectfully, you're just better.
Starting point is 00:11:50 You're better off, okay? Stay out of it. Vic, me and you have been someone else's baby mom or baby daddy. How has that issue worked out? And I know it's tough. It's tough for me to talk about that stuff. I know it's tough for you. I don't mean to put you on blast like that.
Starting point is 00:12:03 But like has there ever been an issue where like the going back and forth or like the dating while you're with? Yeah. So there always needs to be like strong boundaries. You know what I'm saying? And like if not, things go haywire because it gets to that point where it's like, oh wait. So like you're not talking about the kid right now. Like why do you guys have to talk? And it's like, oh, well, I guess, you know.
Starting point is 00:12:25 And you start to think that like, you know, trivial things are. about the kid, but they're not. You know what I'm saying? And so it becomes like, okay, wait, that is like, you kind of need to cut that part off. And it's like, all right, now just essentially we're talking about the kid. We're talking about-co-parents. Because it's tough. Because there was a genuine first relationship with that person.
Starting point is 00:12:43 So I just remember, like, when my oldest was younger, dad would be, like, flirty. And it's on you to be like, nah. Oh, you look good today. Because that easily you can let it in and then it's all in, and then there's drama and all of So there has to be that like, like, yes, even it's, it is good to come together for your child to show that you can get along, to do birthday parties together, maybe holidays together, maybe outings together. But like that little flirt combo has to be like, it has to be deaded by one side or the other side. It'll come back to bite you, you know, if it's not like severely like boom, no, that's cut off 100%. Because if you're trying to get in another relationship, it's never going to work.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Because the feelings like spark again, right? Is that what it is? It's not even that. It's just, it's not even that. It's just like, essentially, you got to remember that is an ex-partner. You know, and sometimes you don't view them like that anymore because y'all don't even go that way no more. But it's also like, wait, you still can't, you shouldn't talk to your ex like that. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:13:44 Like, the only difference is that you have a kid with them. Yeah. Well, we ask for baby mamas and baby dad is to call in. Let's go to a baby mama on the line. Jasmine. Jasmine. What's up, Jasmine. Jasmine.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Hi, good morning, brown bag. Jasmine. Are you in Miami? I am Mommy in Miami You're a baby mommy Talk to us What would you tell our guy
Starting point is 00:14:08 Danny in this situation He casually hooks up with his baby mama They're both on and off relationships And he said hey As long as you tell me when you're messing with another guy So I step out But like me and you got to keep it casual Because if we don't
Starting point is 00:14:22 Then we expect things of each other And we all get mad at each other Well, I think he needs to get his emotions in check, first of all, and allow her to the room to breathe and let her, you know, or even vice versa, her tell him, like, hey, you know, we're fresh out of relationships. We keep going this back and forth with each other, and it's just, it's not working. So we need to get in our both of our lanes and say, okay, you are the father to my child and we have to co-parent together, whether there's emotional. there or not because obviously they can't seem to work together as a team to co-parent without letting the emotions get involved with each other. And he's kind of just going a lot of back and forth with her and just telling her like,
Starting point is 00:15:10 oh, you have to tell me when you're hooking up with someone. But he lost that right when they were in, you know, asking those type of questions with her because that's not giving her the room to move on. Did you do that? Because if you're someone's BM? Yes. So it was a little tricky with my situation because I have three kids. But my older one, he's 15 now.
Starting point is 00:15:39 And then it took me a long time to move on from that relationship and grow within myself and self-heel and all of that. So my next child is seven years old. So there's an eight-year age gap. But with my older son, his dad, he needed. easy for me because he just didn't want anything to do with him like for the first eight nine years of his life and then it kind of seemed like it kind of seemed like when i moved on and i got into a serious relationship it became like oh i want to see my son like what is my son up to and and it just became this back and forth and he moved on a lot faster than i did because he had a whole other
Starting point is 00:16:19 relationship maybe like three or four months after we broke up. And so I told him like, hey, you know, she's going to be in my son's life. Like, I'd like to meet her. And he always gave me the cold shoulder like, oh, you guys don't need to meet each other. And she was weird too. She was just kind of like, I don't want to talk to her. Like, and it's like, we're adults here with their children involved. And so I, he made it easier up until the point where I moved on.
Starting point is 00:16:46 And I had other kids with my current relationship. now and it became like every time i was pregnant it was like it was a fight with him and me and it's like why like there's no point of that we're not together no more i i don't understand that from his fight either yeah jasmine's baby daddy was like she needed a vent dad how dare you move on after 10 years of me being absent from everything yeah yeah he made it easy not to hook up with him he just stepped out yikes paro 106 number one for hip hop in huntington point Shout us to all the Piritos in Huntington Park. All right. Danny is going through it right now or kind of or I don't know or it depends on if she
Starting point is 00:17:26 tells him the truth or not because he is sleeping with his baby and mama. They're keeping it casual because that's how it works for them. Yes, they'll go on family trips, but after that they don't want to see each other the next day. Otherwise, it starts fighting. They try to re-like the relationship because there's feelings and familiarity there. But he knows it turns into like a, well, who are you talking to? Well, where's your location? And he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Don't like the accountability. But I need you to tell me if you start hooking up with someone else, okay? Wonders if keeping it casual is the way to go with your baby mama. Juan and Downey. What about? What's a? Bosa cafe in the morning. Bolesaka.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, bro, you're a baby daddy? You're a father. Yes. Yes, yes. Yes. I went through a situation before I was married where I was playing stepdaddy. And, you know, it's crazy because the girl was beautiful.
Starting point is 00:18:20 And I was trying to be there for the kid and everything and, you know, just like, oh, I want to be with you. Then I don't want to be with you. But I was like, hey, we put the, put the cards on the table, you know, be honest, we're all adults. If you're going to be together for the kid or you're going to be together to try to re-kindle the relationship emotionally and physically, you know, it's two different things.
Starting point is 00:18:41 You can't be one foot in, one foot out. You have to be either all in or all out. I mean, I get it, you know, sometimes. You either got to be out of all their lives or bullied. One or other, all in the out of the out of the out of the way. The pointita no. But, I mean, he's got issues because, I mean, you can't put certain rules for one person and you can't follow the same rules.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Wow. Wow. I get, I get it. He doesn't want his son to see his mom in a different light or, you know, I have kids. And if I was to get separate, I wouldn't want men to be coming in and out of the house. Yeah. And that's why I put it down. I said, look, if we ever break up or whatever, I'm taking the kids.
Starting point is 00:19:24 And not because the baby. Wait, wait, wait, why? That's mean. I'm taking these children. I don't want them to see you. You know, I don't want them to see you. You got to put the rules. You got to put the rules.
Starting point is 00:19:36 That's insane. Sir, a court order will tell you different. I like how Juan was, like, criticized another guy and just one up to him. Yeah, he's like, so here's what you should do. And if I want to marry this girl, you better ask me for her. Dude, relax You're right And if we break up
Starting point is 00:19:55 You're never seen your kids again That was wild That's crazy Yeah my friend That's pretty much the consensus You really gotta You really gotta understand That there's boundaries
Starting point is 00:20:07 And you can't cross that line You just can't Well she ends up with me She's not end up with you roll You guys are not together And she's still calling her baby daddy babe I'll eat those fruit snacks all day Those little apple pouches
Starting point is 00:20:20 Did you ever meet the baby daddy The baby daddy? No, I don't want to meet that scrub You were scared off He was scared He was scared Why would I want to meet him? That fool was older?
Starting point is 00:20:30 I don't even know He was scared Why is your voice going up? I don't even know He was like a 40 year old grown man Hey it'd be cool You want to fight me Come to my mom's house
Starting point is 00:20:40 You scrub You scrub You scrub What's up This is Be Real from Cyprus Where are you from, Mese? Don't you know I'm local? I know that we are in like a betting time.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Granted, betting has probably been around since forever, but now everyone's like online betting, things like polymarket and all of that stuff, right? However, should something very serious be bet on like California wildfires? There's a proposed law right now brought to us by Senator Alex Padilla. That's the full that can do the tortilla. Tortilla. Yeah. And the dude, he was also like detained during.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Oh, yeah. During, like, an ice agent briefing. It was crazy. Man, Alexa, protect that guy. But he said, bro, they're betting on how many homes are destroyed during wildfires. What? What parts of California are going to be hit by wildfire? And this thing sounds crazy.
Starting point is 00:21:40 They said, it's important to point out that federal law already prohibits gambling online for things like assassinations or terrorism. But they think it was neglected to include natural disasters, and they want to implement that on the governing laws. Check this out, though. It's not even people in the United States that are betting on the wildfire situation. It's the freaking people across the pond, brothers and sisters. Over there, some Brit is like, oh, yeah, I think 10,000 homes are going to go up in flames.
Starting point is 00:22:11 What? Yes. Because it's so dangerous because what stops them from hiring somebody, paying them freaking $100 to set a fire and see what happens because they're going to earn like $10,000, $20,000, whatever they get. Senators, excuse me, they pointed out that prediction markets like Polly Market, where they say the platform accepted more than $1.2 million in bets over the 2025 Eaton fires. That killed at least 19 people, destroyed more than 9,000 buildings, you know, on the Palisades
Starting point is 00:22:40 fire killed 12 and destroyed over 6,000 structures. So you got to think like, yeah, it's here. Hiti-hitty-haha, but people were actually passing away at this. And how would you like that you're rebuilding your home and somewhere someone made money off of betting if your home got on fire or not? This is evil. It is.
Starting point is 00:22:59 They also say things like this could promote arson. Yeah. You know, like, hey, I bet on this app that there's going to be a fire, so let me go make the fire. It's crazy. Me betting I'm going to punch myself or no. Do it. And then it's like, I did it.
Starting point is 00:23:12 But like, you know what I'm saying? It's like, it's such a, like, crazy thing. I got $5 on that if anybody wants to... I'm not... That Vic will punch himself? Yeah, anybody else want to bet? I bet 20 he won't. You better not.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Oh, oh! Wait, what do I want? Five or 20? What do you think, bro? Man, you know... This is all bad. I mean, betting's just taking over the world. It's bad.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Yeah, it's worldwide. It's worldwide. No more fires, please. Don't bet on nothing like that. Don't bet on people's downfalls. and I said it's like Vegas or boxing or stuff like that The only downfall It's okay to bet on
Starting point is 00:23:53 Is someone in Vegas For boxing I guess that makes sense I like that the way you're thinking You're very Gandhi about it I'm like oh they're betting on us having a wildfire Let's bet back Let's go bet that their Brexit will happen
Starting point is 00:24:07 I don't know Let's go bet about the king What about that? How long he's going to live? Let's go bet people are going to get stabbed in London Damn, man Yeah, what the hell, big That's what they do
Starting point is 00:24:18 I'm trying to be funny They've been going in the deep on lately Mine What's up with you, dude? With bricks on your ankles He put him himself, cement blocks He put it in cement blocks He put it in cement blocks in your ankles
Starting point is 00:24:30 It's just going Yeah, boy! Who's with me? Oh, my bad My bad Tummuck Tumic Monmoot Shake Shack
Starting point is 00:24:40 You got some spleening to do What? Also, side note, supposedly reportedly allegedly is Mandela Effect that Ricky would tell Lucy that. You got some explaining to do? That he never said that in the show, that we just have that in our brains for some longer. What? No. I could have sworn I've seen a few episodes of that.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Same. Mandela Effect, but that's the size of the point. ShakeShack, you, my friend, you have some plain to do because there's a couple that caught you red-ended. If you go to Shake Shack, they do have, and a lot of other restaurants are starting to do this. where they have a computer and you can, you self serve yourself. Oh, yeah, yeah. You self-charge yourself.
Starting point is 00:25:18 It's like this big, long iPad and all of that, right? Be paying an employee, yeah. And you don't get paid for it. More tip, nothing. Okay, but one wife told her husband, hey, when you put that you're not going to add a tip, it changes the price of every item. It boosts it.
Starting point is 00:25:35 It makes it more expensive. So they videotaped this happening, okay? Initially, they put like, oh, okay, if I'm just going to add a $2 tip and kind of like what it stays like. The prices that you see on screen if something was $6.10, it'll stay $6.10.
Starting point is 00:25:51 However, when the man put no tip, because it asks you, would you like to leave a tip? It says, hold on one second, recalculating, and it pushes up about 30 cents per item that you didn't see before that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Insane. There's a surcharge, basically, for no tipping. For no tipping. That's crazy. Tipping coaches out of it. Shake Shakeshack came out and said that was an error that it doesn't always happen. Doesn't always happen.
Starting point is 00:26:18 They just got caught. They got caught. They got caught. That's why they're saying something. And also, was it an error to try to get us to tip a computer? Oh, yeah, because who's that tip? Who's that tip? Who's that tip going to?
Starting point is 00:26:29 Oh, you're eating right now. You're not at Shake Shack, but you eating. Yeah, well, never. Not there. What? I like Shakespeare. Don't start, bro. You are a peak?
Starting point is 00:26:39 You're all peak right now, peak, Vic, right now. You guys have scampburger if you want. Offi at Rueblo right now. Damn. That's pretty crazy. Clock it. Clocket. You don't like Tommies?
Starting point is 00:26:51 You don't like ShakeShack. Shake Shack's fire. It's fire. It is. It is really good. But now they're tipping you for a computer. That's the part. Where does that make sense?
Starting point is 00:27:00 It doesn't. It doesn't make sense. Yeah. So we're on you, Shake Shack. And your explanation is just not sitting while. It's not. It's not. It's true.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Do you fall for it on you when you're like, oh, I believe them? No, because I'm like, all of a. sudden, all of a sudden you want to come out with a statement saying like, no, we didn't even know. We didn't know that was happening. Like, chillfuls, yeah, so you probably knew. And then do the math after 200,000 errors.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Yes. Yeah. Oh, that, like, surcharge of 20 cents for I am. Millions of millions of dollars. Millions for sure. Millions of dollars. This is when you get that email, huh? It's like, oh, if you were charged with Shake Shack, you can get $0.
Starting point is 00:27:36 You qualify for a payout of $0.20. Yeah, it's pretty wild. on you, Shake-Tag. And now we're on your, all of them. Now check twice when you're doing your own service and stuff. You know what's wild, though. They have the self-service and then you can also go to the human. Go to the human.
Starting point is 00:27:53 No, I like the self-service one. See? Why? I don't like deal with people. Well, it's because a lot of these restaurants, they're purposely not putting people, like they're not even putting registers in the front no more. So there is no counter. Everything is going to just self-order.
Starting point is 00:28:07 I've seen where it's two. Like McDonald's, they have the long iPad and then you can also. order with the lady but then you have the standard for four minutes and be like hello waiting hello not at macdonald they're the best there they're very attentive and they give me extra i'm just kidding all right that was money moves make extra mic yeah make it don't stop oh make show me a mcfurti oh my god what's going on here i don't know Nick, is this studious? Mick add some nuts to it.
Starting point is 00:28:41 For favor. I thought they took those out. You didn't say me. You're crazy, Vic. Mick leave it in. Wait, you gotta stop. Let's go next. Let's go next.
Starting point is 00:28:56 I'm not the mid-daddy. Studios food. Highlights are brown bag.

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