Brown Bag Mornings - 08/14/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🔪 THE SERIAL KILLER BF & 🏀 $10,000 LAKERS TICKETS

Episode Date: August 14, 2026

We’re diving back into one of the most unhinged Homie Helpline moments ever, featuring a caller who cheated on his girl but stayed for the Christmas gifts before forcing her to listen to his own confession on the show! 🔪😱 The crew is also debating Nate Dogg's son,  NHale, and his choice to promote his latest project directly from his father’s gravesite. 🪦🎤 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re already stressing over the Lakers' schedule release and the potential for five-figure ticket prices when they head to New York. 🏀💸 In the dating trenches, Ashley is looking for a "real man," but she has to decide if a smooth-talking tree trimmer with a six-year-old daughter is a deal-breaker or a match. 🌳❤️ Finally, we find out why Brad Pitt refuses to watch adult films, and his reason is pure Hollywood elitism! 🎬🍿 [Edited by @iamdyre 🐕] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (6:17) Homie Helpline (25:38) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! Cheese Mason with Angie. Okay, no one here watches adult films, right? Yeah, never. Never, right?

No one? I don't. Like rated R films? Yeah, I watch. No, like X rated R. X. Oh, triple ex-extentation. Like the ones you got to go to website and say you're older than 18?

Yes. No, right, none. We're just like Brad Pitt, you guys. Oh, what? Because apparently Brad Pitt does not watch those kind of movies, and it's because of this. He said, quote, bad acting drives me crazy is why I can't watch it. That's true. Oh, goodness.

I'm tired of, I'm tired of a plumber coming. That's not real life? That's not real life. A piece of delivery guy. I was a plumber. Never got invited inside. Never had to fix her pipes. Yeah, never, never, never got invited inside.

But you tried watching it and you're like, oh, yeah. Petitious. Well, that's what I'm saying. Wouldn't Brad Pitt have watched it to know that he doesn't want to watch it? Oh, for sure. For sure. He had to watch it to be like critiquing it. Okay, Brad Pitt's search history.

What is it? What's the title? It has to be like action. Like an action like before. You know, like F Club. Oh. The first rule about F Club, you don't talk about F Club. You're talking about.

Bro, Brian. We see what you're doing there, buddy. Also, look at him. Yeah. He does not need it. No. I watch for the story arc. Oh, no, that's a pinnacle.

So you do watch it. For the plot? Every now, then. Just for ideas. You know what I mean? Just for research. Yeah. So the ship.

You position, acquisitions. That's how he came up with his avatared skit, a premise. Ah, that's how I came up with the Agilita, if you know what I mean. Come to the show, check it out. What is it? that. I know, right. Go to my comedy show.

When's your next comedy show? Find out what the Aguilita tonight at the Covina Laugh Factory. Sold out, by the way. Well, then how can we go? Because the Wiltern tickets are still available right now, linking my bio, por favor, for my birthday special guest. You never know who's going to show on. And your birthday is in December.

So we got to wait until then? Yeah. To find out what the Agilita is. Or you can go on the hub and find out. You're not going to see me in there. I'm just saying you can. Then you can buy it. To choose yourself.

All right. That's it for Chishamation. Brought to you guys buy your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback. Morning's on Parenthood. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. There I go. Rap sheet.

Let these set go. I just found a new thing to add to my will about my children. But before all of that, we got to thank Nate Dog. Shout to Nate Dog. Watch it. It's a better. It's going to take like, it's a very long intro. Now you can't cue it up, huh?

There's only one there. Oh, then you're going to go straight to Warren G, thanks. Wow, man, wow. They're the best part. What do you do for you? What do you do to you? All right, I got it on. I got it on YouTube. There we go.

It's live this morning. They can come closer than close. You don't let it play out a little bit. Original they never would be. What on sex. From coast to coast. Yeah. Round back morning.

And so. We just trying to make you see. What? What? Nibes. Mives. Eman, we need that version. Yeah.

Pur, for for. Oh. So Nate Dog has a son. Inhale. Sing's really, really good. You know, is blazing his own path. Previously went viral because he did a music video with the protest against ice. on a freeway and then on the fires

fires with the hose My boy's conscious Yeah yeah Woke Seas's tragedy wants to go cover it In song, okay So he's promoting his New Project and he did it

In a way that makes me think Wow, my kids better never He went to the grave site of his father And he had a girl It says I had to bring the strip club To my dad And it's a girl in scantily clouded clothing kind of bent down with her eagle on and he's throwing money on her.

Oh my God. Legendary. His project, All Dogs Go to Heaven is on all streaming platforms if you guys would like to see. I ain't alive, man. My guy's always trying to go viral every week. He has a viral plan. He has a viral plan. No, the one that really bug me was that one where the fire.

Yeah, I smoke. It's a smoke of bars. The houses are still smoldering. In the background. They're still like, they're still got cherries. And he's like, yo, smoke just blunt right. Well, now he has tried to level it up with a stripper at his dad's grave. It's working.

Yeah. If you guys don't do this at my grave, I'm going to haunt you. No, I'm going to want that. You want something in my will. Horito, Luisito, you better not. Nope. On your dads. Nah, we're just going to bring a fake DJ for you.

A girl DJ. A girl DJ. Mixing your mashups for you. Bikamat. Bikamat. Bamb bam bap bap b b b b b b b b b b b bha bhaan back he's rolling He's from text this I can't tell Nothing connected, nothing connected

It's just a speaker, but we're just a mix playing She's pretending to DJ. Oh my God, Jesus To listen to Enhale's new project, please Because I don't know how else he's going to go viral after this I don't want to like dig his dad up Oh no, please don't know Who needs a hook?

All talks go to him, big up, inhale His jokes, his jokes brother, please. Now, we are inside the homie helpline to give you a little rundown baby girl ashley she hit us up because her boyfriend that we will call vick not our vick no normandy he does look up to vick though apparently because we listened back to that episode yeah he was like big you're my idol and i was like oh not too much like you're p o's what i am or something that's that's that's what you would portray on the radio years ago years ago what a what a dummy yes this homey hopland did come in in 24 i believe and he was

telling us how he is with this girl cheats on her and is thinking of hitting up another girl is actually going to plan to stay with his current girl because he wants a birthday gift for like Aquarius and Christmas and all that and we just figure like we don't really like this guy we didn't but to add to the POSness of everything he then tells that girl the main girl his girlfriend hey you should listen to brown bag which is like amazing thank you but shows her the specific episode where he called in I'm wondering if he was doing that to maybe get the hint lady. Yeah, he's kind of like...

And she just didn't catch what he was putting down. I'm not, I don't want to be dramatic. It's kind of serial killer-ish, because that's like... Of him to have her watch it? No, it's like he wants to get caught. You know what I'm saying? Like, you're giving her all the evidence. You know what I'm saying?

I thought it was kind of like, I don't know, have the heart to tell her. I'm gonna have her listen. And then she's just like, oh, they're so funny. Oh, my God. Which is true. There's so many things in common with this guy. But it's true. It went overhead.

She mentioned like, hey, he had the... had the same birthday as him and just it didn't click it didn't click at the moment at all they had been together until last week yeah last week she caught him cheating with three different girls she found out because in the early morning hours she gets a phone call and it's a girl who thinks she's his main and it's like hey i'm sending you screenshots had went into his social media accounts got all these messages sent them to her she wakes him up and in peak manipulative man fashion wow i got to wake up to this? I can't even take this anymore. I'm out of here. Well, she can't wait. Yeah. 3 a. Oh, goodness. He leaves, but she's been paying for a lot of things. His car breaks down.

She pays for it. She's doing it out of love. You can really tell there's an, there's an innocence to her of, I really just love this guy. He makes me laugh. She's not with him for the money, which we always say, like, girls are only after how much you make. No. Not this one. You don't have any. She doesn't get along with his mom. She would move in with a mom for for him. That didn't work out. All she wants is someone to make her laugh in the beautiful city of a Long Beach.

So we have men on the line. This thing blew up, by the way. I know I thought, yes. He's a mechanic. Can't fix his car. No, but he's a mechanic. His car can't be breaking down. So we have a bunch of, and they put

down what they do for living. Oh, nice. So let's go to the San Fernando Valley with it. Great one. Great one, eight. Jerry, who is a truck driver. Jerry. Oh, he got money.

Jerry. Yeah, what's up, man? What's up, Jerry? Jerry. What's up, man? Everybody here, man. You know, I listen to you guys every morning, man. I'm a truck driver.

I slap this on every morning, man. Thank you, bro. Appreciate it. Jerry, what made you call in for our baby girl, Ashley? Man, she just sounds like she needs a real man to show some happiness and some love to her and some respect, you know? Oh, okay. Okay, hold on. Ashley, Ashley, are you there?

Yes. Okay, we're on three-way. All right. Ashley, do you have a question for Jerry? How are you? I'm good. I'm good. How about yourself?

You can ask me anything. I'm ready for any question from me. Okay. How old are you, though? What is that? How old are you? Oh, I'm about to be 38, matter of fact. Wow!

No, wait. He said it. He said it a real man. Hold on. She's 23. That's a whole decade. That's like, wait. I get it.

I'm just saying. That's a low point. You don't think we, you don't think it's, he sounded a lot older? No, I heard it. What's up? Yeah, no. He, I think he did because that's why she asked. Like, okay.

Hold on the line, Jay. Maybe she doesn't care. Hold on the line. Maybe. Tired of dealing with the boys. What are you, what are you thinking right now? Ashley? I say skip.

Skip. Oh, okay. Skip. Thank you, Jerry. Thank you, Jerry. Thank you, Jerry. And he's the guy. He was going to give her a car.

A truck. Okay. San Fernando was checking in. I knew it. The great one, A. The great one. All the Theo was for whole check in, right? Let's, uh, David, David from San Fernando.

He's a tree trimmer. He's a tree trimmer. David, what's that, David? Yo, what up, what up? What's that, David? How old are you, brother? I'm not, I'm 28. I'm not from San Fernando. I live in Papuaima.

Okay, that's very, we have to differentiate that. We have to differentiate that. Yeah, that's Pacoompa's not the same thing at San Fernando. But you know what? The way that our foreign screener works is let's talk to Ashley. Ashley. Hello? What's up, baby girl?

Ashley, so we got David on the line. You want to talk to him? He's 28, by the way. Say hello. Oh, okay, hello? Hello? Can you hear me or no? Yeah.

Yeah, I can hear you. Oh, okay. Well, Rizzer up, bro. Hold on. Hey, no, you're good. Hey, I'm gonna be honest with you. So right now, my boy called me, hey, you know, I was on Fire 101. And you sound like the type of guy that she needs.

I said, oh, let me give him a car real quick. Yeah. Oh, so you don't even know. He said that you were looking for someone funny and he, like, I'm always cracking Joe, so Oh, wow. The homie trying to help the homie out. Ashley, get serious.

He's funny. All right, David. Hey, I'm funny. I like to dance. Oh, I'm actually really good at dancing. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. That's right, per.

Oh, Caliente right now. They are. Oh, all right. All right, hold on tonight. Hold on a lot. Hey, Ashley, we're going to, as a crew, we're passing him to the next round. Good? As a crew, we are passing him to the next round.

Okay. Okay, nice. I like, I liked the way that he was like, hey, I'm funny. He was confident about himself. Stay forward. Yeah, how funny, I can dance. I can show you some moves. Okay, okay.

That is a drive from Long Beach to San Fernando, by the way. To Pequema, excuse me. All right, let's go to Carlos in Hacienda Heights. He's an electrician and he's 24 years old. Carlos. Say hello. Hello? Hello?

Carlos, Ashley's on the line. Hello? Can you hear me? Hey. Press 1 to continue. Well, I was just saying, I was just thinking, you know, there could be a spark between us, you know. I'm 24. I make my own money.

I don't even like cars, so I wouldn't take your money. I'll walk to you. I don't need no car parts from you? Oh, she's so good. Oh, you laughed. Hold on the light. Hold on the light. I don't even like cars. We're just going to walk everywhere. Is that even me not going to be spending my money less than right?

Okay. This is so fun. Okay. Let's go to Stoic in Wilmington. Stoic. Say hello. Stoic? Yo.

Hello. Stoic, you're a truck driver. Yes, sir. And you're 24 years old. Yeah, yeah. So I'm just going to keep it straight and simple. You know, I'm funny. I was always the class clown

And you know She sounds like she needs a really good man in her life And hey, I need car parts So what to do? No, I knew it. I knew he was... No, I literally, as soon as he started I could keep it straight forward.

Any car parts? Yeah, he's gonna use her. He's trying to use her. Yeah, no. They're out there. They're just, they hurt. They're like, what? She's giving out free money?

Don't fall for it, Ashley, don't fall for it, Ashley. She's getting a differentials? Uh-uh. Jay. Jay in Anaheim. Jay. Say hello. Yo, what's up, brown bag?

Oh, yo, yo, yo. Jay's 27 years old, and you're also a truck driver, right, bro? Yes, ma'am. Everyone's truck drivers. I know. We're number one for truck drivers. Truck drivers love us. Statistically.

Number one. All right. Jay, talk to her. Can I quickly say something? Go. Do you think? Look, from what I experienced in life, exes are exes for a reason. You got out of no when to a...

Say enough is enough and just turn around and don't look back. And I'm going to tell you this much. I'm not a photographer, but I could picture us together. Aye. Jay got risk. Jay got risk. Ashley, what you're thinking? That one, though.

That one was a smooth one. That was smooth. I like that one. He's moving on. He's moving on. I'm not your mom, but I'll do not eat. Hey, don't make your laugh, hon Don't make your laugh

Oh, too much All right Kevin Kevin and Pekoyma He's 24 years old And he's a barber So depending on how If they're busy

They got the money If he has a license or not He may be making a hell of bread Hey, what's up bro? Oh, what's up? Kevin, talk to her Ashley's on the line All right

What's up What up? Hello? What up? Hey, my name's Kevin you know, I'm 24 years old. And, yeah, I got my license. I got my license.

I'll be working about eight hours a day, you know. And, I mean, you know, I think I'm very funny. And everybody say, you know, I'm funny. Make her laugh. Stop being so laugh. Yeah, I don't know. I'll let you know right now. He probably charges, like, what, 70 bucks of hair cut?

So he's got bread. Probably, probably. thing but one thing one thing I keep forgetting to ask do you have kids

oh that's a great question Kevin do I have kids no no and where are you from oh wait

he's been in Pekoma there might be an answer to that oh yeah not like that not like that wait what he's in Pekoyma

oh okay yeah don't do any further don't know any further don't know any further don't know not the block. All right.

Kevin, where would you take around a date? Like, like you said you're funny. Talk to us. Talked about a wife. Like she talks. Let me see.

Let me see. I mean, I think we should go to Disneyland. Oh. Don't start there, buddy. Happiest place on earth. Don't start there. It's a good place to start.

Funny thing is I work right by Disneyland. Oh. Oh, okay. Who's paying? Oh. Why is he single? Ask him why he's single, Ashley. We know why you're single.

Ask him why he's single. Are you single, though? Why are you single? Why are you single? Why am I single? Yeah. I'd say I'm single because I say I want something serious, you know? I want something serious and, like, I think that I've just been waiting.

So I can find that that person. You know? I could start something serious. Wow. Okay, so what was the problem with the recent one? The problem was that she was like, well, as you could tell, like, you know, I'm 23. I'm young. So that person, like, their mentality was, like, too young for me.

Like, it was just like, they just wasn't, they just didn't want to be serious. I like him. I like him. Hold on, like. Yeah, girls, girls these days, they just, they're young. They're young. What? What?

And they don't want. nothing serious and man want these kids right now these boys want serious stuff they want to be tied down and these girls are just running wild what about her ex that's gay okay so so far you guys we've narrowed it down okay yeah so we have Kevin right now Bekoyma he's the barber Carlos electrician that saw sparks Jay and Anaheim he's the truck driver they were giggling I like that one they were Giggling. Isn't he the one that made the

The joke, the picture I could picture us together. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us to get there. David and Pekoyima, he's a tree trimmer. Who's 28 years old? All right. Did any of them stand out to you? One did.

Who? But I'm just kind of iffy about it. Just who? Oh my God. I forgot his name. Damn. The second guy that I think so.

Carlos? The one that said he could picture us together? No. He's the one with the homie that called him. David, was that you? David, David, your homie told you to call in, huh?

Yeah, my homie told me to call in. Yeah. Because you're funny and all that stuff, right? Yeah. Okay, all right, hold on the line. Angie, do you sure. They do. They do.

They do. Does she have any kids, though? Oh, oh, that's a good question. David, you got kids? Yeah, I have a little girl. Oh How old She's six

She just been six Last week actually Oh Little Leo Oh you just did I don't Okay Is that like a

Is that a deal breaker for you? It shouldn't be a deal breaker It shouldn't be But hell no It's okay If your little four homie I was him

Once upon a time It's not I just, okay, like let's say I give it a shot, right? I don't want later on problems with the mom. It's like if I know she's going to be chill. They get along with her. I could be nice and she just might not like me because I might be with him. Hey, David, is your baby mama crazy?

Is she in the picture? No, she's not. She's not a fighter at all, actually. There you go. She's not a fighter. She's not ready to herself. Aw. Oh, that.

Cutie Pye. All right. Well, we're going to get the info from all these four guys, okay? You're going to have your choice. I personally, like, I get the electrician guy. I'm not, I can see, I'm not a photographer, but I can see our stuff. Yeah, I like Jay. But I feel like that comes from, hey, you have it in your pocket and you know how to use it.

It's called game. Okay, so you ask them to, you know. No, I asked him to make her laugh. That was a good laugh. That's my. He even gave the giggle laughter. Yeah. I think I should say a tree trimming joke or something.

Anybody? I like Jay. Anybody? Jay's a truck driver. No, Jay, well, yeah, he's the one that made the joke. I like the guy with the little girl. Yeah, because he's responsible. David, he has a daughter, so now he, you know,

how you treat the girl changes a lot when you have a dog. True, true. She's 23. And the barber seemed like he didn't show us the funny, but he showed us that he wants to be serious. He just kept saying, I just want something to serious. Yeah. Yeah, because all these girls out here, mine, they'd be yuck. All right.

One more question. Do you guys have one question that all the guys are going to answer? And here's what we're going to do. Here's how we'll settle it. We're going to put their answers on Instagram. Okay? So, guys, if you're going to get caught up, you're going to get caught up on Instagram too, right? But you guys vote.

We're going to do a poll. And the person that gets the most Instagram votes, Brown by Warning is 106 on Instagram. That's who we are going to set up a date with you for. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, you guys have a question?

One question that we asked, all of them? What is it? Right now? Yes, right now. Yes. Are you willing to delete your Instagram for her? Why didn't your last relationships work? Okay, boom.

David, David and McCormand, please answer. Yeah, hello? Please answer that. Doxico comes out. Why didn't my last relationship work? Yeah. We were both just young. We weren't ready to, to, what's the?

I guess you could be serious. I've been single for six years, actually. My daughter's mom was my last relationship. Oh, wow. And I just been taking my time just to find the right one. I don't want to make the same thing twice. Not that having my daughter was a mistake, you know, honestly, she's a blessing.

But, yeah, I think that's what it would be. We were just really young and we hadn't explored the world. I'm a little older now, so it's like I know what I want. Yeah. So I don't know. I don't really have to be playing games or any of that, especially since I am a parent. Okay. Oh, wow.

Yeah. No matter of that. Jay. Jay and Anaheim. Same answer. Same question. What was the question again? I'm working right now, but I can hear you.

What was it again? You're a truck driver. Yeah, but I'm also a crane operator. I'm operating a crane operator. Oh, my dad. Okay, yeah, peepee. I'm sick. All right.

As well. Why did your last relationship work? Well, my last, well, first off, I just want to say I have no kids. Okay. And the reason why my last relationship didn't work is because she couldn't compromise. And I just learned to say, you know, enough is enough. and I had to walk away because it wasn't

it was affecting, you know, my mental health. Mental health is important. Yeah. Jay, what couldn't she compromise on? What was the thing that you kind of wish she would compromise on? It was the type of girls you couldn't say no to and it's just like, uh, like maybe it would be somewhere in the middle at least. But now, excuse, whatever she said has to go and

I got tired of that, you know, you eventually get, tired of that. That's great. That's a great answer. Great answer. Okay. Shoot the J. Shoot it.

Playball. All right, you guys. The NBA and Lakers' schedule has been released, and there's going to be some big, big drama. Luca will be going back to his ex on his birthday. Okay. And then a family reunion is going to be happening on Christmas in L.A. Do you go to Slovenia? No, he's going back to Dallas.

His ex-team. His ex-team. Yeah, his ex-te. His base team. No. I think he wants to stay far away from that. But yeah, but he's going to be returning to Dallas on February 28th, which is his 28th birthday, which is going to be crazy.

And it's like, the schedule makers are so, they're so messy. They're genius. You know what I'm saying? Yes. And then the 76ers are coming to crypto Christmas Day. So that means LeBron is coming back to L.A. for the first time. And he's going to be taken on Luca and Austin and his son, Brani. Which is crazy because I'm like, they're probably going to be spending Christmas morning together.

and then they're going to be coming to the arena maybe together and then just going to separate locker rooms for the first time ever. It's a Christmas miracle. They better not let LeBron and the Lakers locker room. No, I hope not. I don't think so. No, I don't think they would. He is LeBron, though.

It's crazy because Lucas is going to get like a standing ovation. He's going to get so much love when he goes back to Dallas. And then when LeBron comes back on Christmas, it's going to be so different. They're going to go a hell out of me. Yeah. Yeah. The first time, the first time, after that, they'll be like, sorry, sorry, sorry. But the first time is going to go them every time.

I don't know about every time, but definitely Christmas Day. Every time somebody leaves L.A., they boo them. Is that right? Yeah, a lot of the time you guys boo them. You guys, you're from L.A. What do you mean? Yeah, but I don't go for the Lakers. What else is on this schedule?

What else is on the docket? So it's, yeah, it's going to be that. It's going to be just a lot of, a lot of rival. games. Oh, nice. Looking forward to that. Well, do the Celtics usually play the Lakers on Christmas? No.

No. Never? Oh, the Celtics are going to play. But that's Sixers. I'm sure the Knicks will play that day. They have a... The Knicks are going to play on Christmas Day as well. Against the Sixers.

There's going to be... How are the Knicks and the Sixers going to play? But we're going to play the Sixers on Christmas Day. I'm sorry, opening night. Open the night. Yeah, opening night. Opening night. Nick, where are you?

It's going to be MSG, and then the Sixers are going to go to MSG. So it's going to be dope. Lakers versus Warriors opening night for us. Oh, nice. That's a good one to go, too. We're going to see freaking. Curry. Curry.

Curry. Okay. Lakers versus Celtics. That's happening. January 7th. 1-7, yeah. Angie, you need to look up these graphics. They're just everywhere.

The Lakers, they put out their schedule on graphic form. It's cool type, though. That looks like Chachibati. Yeah. Okay. Well, the Lakers are going to play the Nix. They are.

January 30th. Oh, that's the game. That's funny because they usually play it on New Year's Eve too, huh? Yeah, a lot of the time, New Year's Day. Let's go to the Lakers' Knicks game. That'll be fun. That'll be fun. Those tickets are going to be insane.

Well, it's going to be over there. It's going to be a home game for the Nix. Oh, New York. No. Says Lakers at Nix. Oh, Charlie. No? $10,000 tickets right there.

Tight. Highlights of brown bag.