Brown Bag Mornings - 08/14/26 The Sugar Mama Mechanic 👩‍🔧💵 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: August 14, 2026

The squad tries to save Ashley from her "serial killer-ish" ex-boyfriend who forced her to listen to his own radio confession before cheating with three girls and demanding a $1,000 car part. Between the relationship chaos, the crew breaks down the Lakers' insane new schedule and investigates why Brad Pitt refuses to watch adult films because of his high standards for "good acting". 🤡🏀 [Edited by @iamdyre 🐕] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:41) Chisme (6:12) Rap Sheet (9:51) Petty Police (14:08) Scrolling (19:36) The Weather W/ Concrete! (21:14) Homie Helpline (1:16:36) Giveaways (1:21:29) Studious Foo (1:24:01) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any Brownback mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Right, and this goes out to all my little friends that have ever considered learning how to play an instrument. Anybody in here? Do you know how to play an instrument?

The guitar. No. Oh. You folded. I know to play the guitar. This story's for you. There's stories for you for show. What about you, Concord?

You ever learned how to play guitar or instruments? I wanted to, but it wasn't in the books for me. What about in school? Did you ever do the recorder? You guys know the recorder? It looks like a flute, but it's just plastic. No. What?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My friend? I wanted to play the saxophone. Oh, okay. I did. Okay, jazz. I know. Exactly why I wanted to, actually.

Oh, that's so cute. Well, if you have instrument dreams, now is your chance. Because, get this, Santa Monica College is offering for you to. to learn how to play instruments and it's not going to cost you anything crazy and you don't really have to be a student over there. All right. If you've always wondered like, hey, maybe I want to get into that. You know they say classical music makes you smarter and all that stuff. California residents, you only have to pay $46 per unit and you have a bunch of Santa Monica College instrument classes available to you, okay? That's awesome. There's elementary voice. It might be for us.

I give you one of that. Elementary piano first level. String instruments, like the viola. The cello, the bass, slapping the bass. Nice. They do have guitar. And they have, get this one, finger style guitar. Do I know what that means? No.

What? But finger style guitar. So maybe like a ukulele or something like that? Wow. Okay, I was thinking it. They all use your fingers, though? Yeah. I was thinking air guitar, not going to lie.

That's what I thought. Or maybe the one from Sleepwalk. Beow. Oh, yeah. The laydown one? Sleepwalker? That one's really sad. Imagine that's your first orchestra?

Well, I was thinking if we do, if we sign up for this. Yeah. Around 50 bucks each go to Santa Monica College. There's not a promo, but it can be. Son Monica hit us up. We could do our own little performance. Oh, yeah, I play the trumpet or something. Yeah, at the Hollywood Bowl or something.

We can make a banda. We can make a banda. Brown bag, banda. Banda brown bag. Oh, my gosh. I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. I just want you to do.

to know that you can definitely check this out. This is a deal that's open until August 31st. On Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram, we're going to put the link if you wanted to check it out. I don't know. Or maybe you were really good at school. You know, elementary school is when they kind of let us all play the instruments. Yeah. And then they kind of like, it kind of dwindled away.

And then they took away the music program. Hence why Nas made the song, I know I can't. He wanted to bring the music programs back in school. Oh, wow. I didn't know that. All of that good stuff. Yeah, it's a cause right here. brain cerebral

but you could check it out for yourself so you could learn Angie you could find learned how to play saxophone I will can you try it because how I don't even know how the saxophone sounds like I wanted to learn She knows it's a cowbell I know how it looks

it's a triangle You know how it looks How's it look and you describe it It's like a little like J Nice Like a little J that goes in your mouth There's no types of Js that go in your mouth

Not those ones I was going to say it folds because it goes in, yeah, never mind. It doesn't fold. It's not. It goes like that. It curves. Yes. Curves.

Oh, that's right. You fold that thing, Angie. Zool, come here. Now what's going on? She's Mation with Angie. Okay. No one here watches adult films, right? Yeah, never.

Never, right? No one. I don't. I don't. Like rated our films? Yeah, I watch. No, like X. Rated R.

Oh, triple excentation. Like the ones you got to go to website and say you're older than 18? Yes. No, right, none. We're just like Brad Pitt, you guys.

Oh, what? Because apparently Brad Pitt does not watch those kind of movies and it's because of this. He said, quote, bad acting drives me crazy is why I can't watch it. That's true.

Oh, goodness. I'm tired of a plumber coming. Yeah. that's not real life that's not real life I was a plumber never got invited inside never had to fix her pipes

yeah never never never got invited inside never but you tried watching it and you're like oh yeah fictitious well that's what I'm saying

wouldn't Brad Pitt have watched it to know that he doesn't want to watch it oh for sure for sure he had to watch it to be like critiquing it okay Brad Pitt's search history what is it what's the title

it has to be like action Like an action like before. You know, like, it's... F club. Oh. Wow. The first rule about F club? You don't talk about F club.

You don't talk about... Bro, brad. We see what you're doing there, buddy. Also, look at him. Yeah. He does not need it. No. I watch for the story arc.

Oh, no. The pinnacle. So you do watch it. For the plot? Maybe down then. Just for ideas. You know what I mean? Just for research.

Yeah. So the ship. New position. Acquisitions. That's how he came up with his avatar and preface. Ah, that's how I came up with the Aguilita,

if you know what I mean. Come to the show, check it out. What is that? I know, right. Go to my comedy show. When's your next comedy show?

Find out what the Aguilita tonight at the Covina Laugh factory. It sold out, by the way. Well, then how can we go? Yeah. Because the Wiltern tickets are still available right now.

Link in my bio, for my birthday, special guest. You never know who's in a show on. And your birthday is in December. Yeah. So we got to wait till then? Yeah.

To find out what the Aguilita is. Or you can go on the hub and find out. You're not going to see me, and then I'm just saying you can. Then you can find out your shit to yourself. Thanks, thanks. Give it to hip-hop. You know let these on. There I go.

Rep sheet. Let these set go. I just found a new thing to add to my will about my children. But before all of that, we got to thank Nate dog. Shout to Nate dog. In your heart because it didn't take like It's a very long intro Now you can't cue it up, huh?

There's only one there. Probably does it better. Oh, then you're going to go straight to Warren G. Wow, wow. Wow. That's the best part. What do you do for you? What do you do to you?

All right, I got it on YouTube. There we go. Does it bad? Five this morning. Do it back They can come closer than close Yeah You don't let it play out a little bit

Original they never would be I don't want on sex We bump it from coast to coast Yeah Yeah Round back morning We just trying to make you see What

What? Vibes Vives, uh, email we need that version Yeah Purfavo Lord. So Nate Dog has his son, inhale. Sing's really, really good.

You know, is blazing his own path. Previously went viral because he did a music video with the protest against ice on a freeway. And then on the fires. Fires. My boy's conscious. Yeah, yeah. Woke. Seas's tragedy wants to go cover it in song.

Okay. So he's promoting his new project and he did it in a way that makes me think, wow. My kids better never He went to the grave site of his father And he had a girl It says I had to bring the strip club to my dad And it's a girl in scantily clouded clothing Kind of bent down

With her eagle on And he's throwing money on her Oh my god Legendary His project All Dogs Go to Heaven is All streaming platforms if you guys would like to see it I ain't a lot man My guy's always trying to go viral every week.

He has a viral plan. He has a viral plan. No, the one that really bug me was that one where the fire. Yeah, I smoke. It's a smoke. The houses are still smoldering. In the background. They're still like, they're still got cherries.

And he's like, yo, smoke is blunt right. Well, now he has tried to level it up with a stripper at his dad's grave. It's working. Yeah. If you guys don't do this at my grave, I'm going to haunt you. You want that? Something in my will. Jorge and Luisito, you better not.

Nope. On your dad's. Nah, we're just gonna bring a fake DJ for you. A girl DJ. Mixing your mashups for you. Be rolling your mind. He's from Texas. Nothing connected.

Nothing connected. It's just a speaker. There's a mix playing. Pretending to DJ. Oh my God. Go listen to Enhill's new project, please. Because I don't know how else he's going to go viral after this. I don't want to, like, dig his dad up.

Oh, no, please don't know. Who need to hook? All talks go to him. Big up, inhale. His jokes. His jokes, brother, please. That's the sound that I police. The petty police.

It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty and pettiest. All right. This AI controversy.

I hate that this is like the West Coast problem right now. I know. I thought this was going to be the West Coast resurgent. and now it might start the East Coast West Coast War all over again. All the East Coast fools are like, oh, that's not a real music. Because they don't know how to use computers. The pool on the East Coast? Yeah.

I heard. No, don't do that. They don't. Roddy Rocks has a great song called Computers, by the way. Shout out to the East Coast, New York. Yeah, that was 12 years ago. They don't know what AI is. They're still catching up.

Oh, they're catching up. Oh, my gosh. You're mad today, huh? Okay, it's Petty Police and my Petty King. Over here, my little cancer brother, Victor is in the house. No, let's take it to Starface. Tiger is Alter Ego, and this song, Gave You Rax. Gave you racks.

You took it, gave you racks, you spent it. You took it all. And now you're stranded, yeah, you're stranded. Yeah, you stranded. All right, yes, yes. That's fire. Yeah, that's going out. It's dope.

Pitchfork, Music Magazine Pitchfork, reviewed the album and gave it a zero. period. Like said, this actually made music worse. I'm sure you read the article, Vic, you are a journalist. Yeah. I mean, it's like,

that's pitchfork's job. If they didn't give it a zero, we wouldn't be talking about it. So it's like, it's meant to be shocking. They give low ratings on purpose so it can be a talking point. But not just pitchfork,

a doja cat, artist and streamer herself now, she took the time to talk about the album to listen to this. She doesn't want to play. Nobody asked me anything about Tyga, I just felt like saying this. Tyga is a penis

for making an AI album. She's not liking it. No. She's not liking it. This is getting petty because this is how Tiger responded to her. I love Doja, but she made a demonic album.

So essentially he's saying, who's worse, sister? If your music's demonic, my music has a eye. The moniker of the anti-crime. Yeah. Which one do you? And now, I don't know.

He also said, I don't know what pitchfork is but I know that the devil uses a pitchfork. Right here. Listen, I don't really know what pitchfork is. All I know is the devil uses a pitchfork. That's all I know. That's so good.

I like, you know how we're going to get it? We're going to say the devil if they... He's clapping back with comedy. And also anybody else that reads, listen. Well, unfortunately for Gen Z, they can't read. So nobody reads. You know what I mean? And what I said was, I used AI-assisted things in the production.

I said all the vocals are me. I wrote all the songs. Brother. This is making me like Tiger Moore. I do love Tiger. I love the confidence. But like you had admitted to it. And then you even made Phoenix Flex and come out and admit to his use of AI.

You can't backtrack on that. Like you just say it's all AI. Because AI has been used since computer artificial intelligence. Yeah. He talks about how yeah, there was guitars that weren't clearly AI. Yeah, that's happening in hip-hop period. Like sampling. And just the way that the MPC player, all of that.

This is very different, Tiger. He did take shortcuts. He should, like, he should acknowledge that. Like, because he said he was in the studio for, like, three albums. I'm sorry, for three months or whatever. He would have been in there for nine months if it wasn't for AI. Right? But the music's good.

It is good. I'm not, I'm not mad at it. That song is good. I personally dena, this is the album. Vig did. Big loves it. Yeah. It's a good album.

So it's like, you can't be hating. And also, if you hate it is because you can't read, duh. Dug. Dug. But the Gensi can't read. so nobody reads. Nobody reads. I need that clip.

Nobody reads. Is that wrong? East Coast can't use computers. Come on. This is West Side, you guys. We got a stand-up room. But Doja Cats' West Side. Doja cats from out here too.

She's a lariadas. Yeah. It won't even big though right there. Hey, but she's demonic. Don't forget she's a cow, moo-moo. Don't forget that one. All right, Tiger. I see Petty King.

He answered in a Petty Way and we loved it. Good for Petty Police. Let's get into Scrolling. All right, guys. Instagram is snitching on people and ruining relationships. And it's all because this feature... No, brother. This is an instrumental you play when we're talking about aliens.

Yeah. And conspiracies. No, that's true. There's aliens out there. Yeah, but he's not about to talk about aliens. I know. Conspiracies. No, aliens is a real thing.

Yeah, it's not a conspiracy. It's real. Aliens are not a conspiracy no more. No. You ruined the instrumental for me. No, you ruined it for us. I was expecting. Look, it's cloudy outside.

I was saying like, oh, my God. Did they catch your own video? You should have played, gave you racks. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Anyways, Instagram is snitching on people and ruining relationships, and it's all thanks to this feature that it has. Don't look at me like that.

I look at all of you when I say feature. You did it. You did it. Because have you guys ever scrolled on your Instagram and wondered. You know what I mean? I was looking for this one. So, nobody read. I can read the difference between future and future.

See it again? What? Future and future. Yeah, get to your story. That's not about aliens. Reportedly allegedly. Oh, my God. People report.

Nobody reads. Reportedly allegedly. He wrote this, by the word. Yes, I did. I did. I wrote this out. In pictures. He drew it.

All caps. He wrote it in all caps. Nobody reads. this. Reportedly allegedly. Okay, go. All right, all right. Reportedly, allegedly, people are starting to notice that Instagram

is starting to put people's profiles on your profile for a dumb reason. What? What? Nobody reads. You know how you're scrolling, right? Kong? Okay, I'm scrolling. You're scrolling on your Instagram. And somebody's

profile pops up and it recommends you to follow them. What the... Right? I don't know, man. Do you have... Do you ever wonder that? Yes. Like, why is it asking you to follow someone that you don't know? It is reported that that person might be messaging your partner or somebody that's close to you.

Don't start drama. You don't think so? And by the way, this would have been the appropriate instrumental. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I'm scared. Yeah. It is saying that because of Instagram's algorithm, it detects a hidden digital connection between you and that person. you get it?

No. Yeah. No. Then my girl's getting suggestions for like the game because I'm just I just be going to his page all this. That's so random. Why should I follow Los Angeles Confidential? It's weird.

It's weird because like there's no button on Instagram to say that you're in a relationship with a certain person like there was on Facebook. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. I mean I guess if you interact with the person a lot and then another person they interact with is that what it's doing well partly also when you're in the same like same IP address because you're in the same area like for example like anybody with their partner you live in the same

house your your phones are kind of synced in a certain way too maybe ads maybe something you searched up digital DNA for her stuff like that right so it kind of like crosses and all of that yes that is one one time i like the photo i was getting bluechoo right no pill ads one time i like the photos And then my girl was like, what did we like here? And then I was like, oh, why did that come up for you? Like, you know what was it? That's crazy. Car parts.

Car parts. You're talking about girls, huh? Yeah. I don't know. Girl parts. Okay, all right, move on. Why is she asking you on there? Yes, but it can sink in different ways.

It's like girls with their periods. If we're in the same room, our periods happen at the same time. So we need our own routers. Men, we need our own routers. More digital DNA. You need your own Wi-Fi router. That's not suspicious. But because of that, now on Instagram,

I'm saying like suggested for you to follow. And it's like, why would I follow? I don't know. Baby Girl 72. Like what? Yeah. And it's maybe because Baby Girl 72 and your person are talking to each other. That is what the conspiracy is.

That's why I had to play. That's still for aliens. It's conspiracy. Well, what's the conspiracy? That your partner could be talking to somebody else to you and it's right in your face. That's drama. It's actually the other one that let me have played. What?

I would also take. Now I don't need to be sure. I was a dilemma. What? I was a dilemma. Yeah, Instagram told my girl. Well, it's how you knew. Yeah, so go check your partner's phone right now.

No, it would be on your phone. Your phone. Yeah. Nobody reads. Oh, because check their phone because they're probably messaging them. So that's why it's popping up on your profile. Because now you have probable cause. Yes, exactly.

Like, why is this specific person popping up on my feed? Who are you doing? What are you doing them with? Yeah, big dog. Yeah. Are you okay there? Yeah, dog, I'm listening, man. Come on, dog.

People are under the weather, dog. Cut into my damn segment, burger. Way overdue. Yeah, yeah. It's past 718. Thanks, Greg. Thanks, Greg. For giving us another thing to be suspicious about.

And now, the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. It's a long break time right now, brother. She's listening. Ready to sit down for the weather, Friday, August 14th. First, we hit the hot city of Encino. I need an agua fresca.

A big old pepino. 82 degrees and 65 degrees at night. Next, we get our crazy and hot in the city of Chino. Get some fresh fruit, watermelon, mango, and some more peppino. 86 degrees and 66 degrees at night. Now we swim in the lake over there in Castaik. Never go on the police pursuit if you ain't got no gas, man. 84 degrees and 62 degrees at night.

Lastly, we hit the land of the big perros in Paris. I hope you stay fresher than lettuce. It's going to be 88 degrees. and 65 degrees at night because it's going to be a hot one again today. Graziezell, let this. I really appreciate that. Encino, 82 and 65 degrees. Chino, you're going to be 86 and 66 degree.

Casta Lake, 84 and 62. And Paris, you're going to be 88 and 65 degrees. Perritos. Stay cool, drink some of the water, but you know, some of us frescos. That can see? Mm-hmm. It's your boy concrete from Robert Morning. It's our power 106.

Let's go! Where's Cholokan? You take off your loks and all of a sudden you don't talk like four or five, It's only on the 13s, but no. Yesterday was the 13th. No. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I love it. Every 13th. Yeah, yeah, right. For reasons we won't explain. We will be doing Cholo Khan weather. Oh, hilarious. No.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We just promoted it. All right. Check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Ashley is giving us her side of the story once and for all. Ashley. Okay. Ashley hit us up because her man.

Means. Did a homie help line on her. Oh. What? Yes. Whoa, that almost sounded wrong. Years ago, okay. A little background on the story.

He had been with his girl for over a year. But then he said he was falling out of love because she didn't give him. many space. She always, she always wanted to be on the phone, all this stuff. He did say that, like she supported him

and all this stuff through his worst times. And then he said he's like, I kind of like this new girl I'm talking to. Oh, I remember. He was a piece of crap. He was a piece of crap.

Should he give him a fake name? Still is. Yeah, we'll give him a fake name. I don't know. Christian Gutier. Whoa. Why me? No, no.

Call him, ah, man, what's a POS name? Craig. Craig Craig. Shots fire. No, he's Greg.

I know what is it with you guys and us against us? I didn't say us? I was telling a nice story about a quix and then you ain't all mean. I love everything. Call him like

Carlos or something. Let's call him Vic. Yeah, what? Vote. Vick. Hector. No, Hector. What do you vote?

Greg. That's my fake name. It's three right now. Three saying go Vic. What about you? Agie. So you're gonna throw away your will. Oh, Angel's a good one.

His name is big. Any guy with a mustache. His name is big. Whatever. Right, Angie? Yeah. The name's big. Okay.

Okay, so this dude, he eventually started talking to another girl, all this stuff, and he was, he was a POS. He was a POS. The further we got into the phone call, he started saying stuff like, like this. What horoscope sign are your brother? Aquarius. Aquarius. Aquarius. January-ish?

February-ish. You want to make a decision before you're birthday? birthday or Christmas or what do you want to start? I'll say after Christmas. I'm trying to get a good gift. Oh, wow. So he wanted to break up with her to get with a new girl but it was going to wait. So after Christmas.

Why? Let's see what else he said. You probably just don't like her. But you kind of got with her and you liked her and you kind of like, you don't want nobody else to be with her. That's the main thing. Oh. Let's be honest.

No, I don't be real. I just hope I catch her cheating one day. You hope you catch her. I don't know you exactly. You don't want to be the bad guy. Yeah. I did that a couple of times I remember

Oh, man Where do you want to go? I don't know See? See, you're playing my games Wow I'm gonna go with my homey You know what?

I'm so done with this You're taking me through this rigor of rowing emotions You don't want to know Where you want to eat Yeah, you know You know what you want But it's not with me

And I can see it I'm out of here He's out of here And then he's going to a strip club That he was already planning to go there I'm so out of here But he needed a reason to go

He needed a reason You got to flip the table. And don't even call me. And don't even call me. I'm so upset. Think about it. My phone's going to be off. Yeah.

Because I just, I need a concentration and focus. He's in Rosarito. On a trip, he already put money down on. Oh, you make me sick. Just fighting for no reason. Good morning. What do you mean? Why is it so good?

What's good about it? You used to tell your ex that. You used to tell your ex. Is that what you're going to wear? Wow. Wow. Wow. God.

For everybody to see, huh? Okay, yeah, that's what you want. That's what you want. Meanwhile, he's already checked into the snooty fox. Like, I see you full of all. He has a reservation. Yes. He has to get out.

So essentially, he was telling us, hey, I'm between a couple girls. I do have my ex. She has held me down. But she's too needy for me. Oh, he was still with her at the time. He was cheating. Yeah, he was cheating. Yeah, he was.

Did we know what we ended up with helping him? No, we just uncovered that he was the real problem in the POS. He was a POS. So then what happens? Okay, so she said she was listening to this episode, right? And realized that the Doodoo Rodin was her boyfriend. And she said, this food came on homie helpline telling our business and made me sound like the crazy, obsessed girlfriend who couldn't let him go. Meanwhile, he conveniently left out all the stuff he was doing.

She said when we were together, or she said, we were together for three years on and off living together. I held this man down at his lowest, but anytime something went wrong in his life, somehow it was Ashley's fault. Well, fast forward to this week, I caught him cheating on me with three different girls. Not one side chick three, and somehow after getting caught, he broke up with me. Yeah. But right before leaving, this who tells me, wait for me, I'm coming back. I just need to get my mind right and my money right. What?

What? You think I want this? You think I want to be this, man? I'm out of here. I'm out of here. Who's this camera on? He said, You know that man's in jail right now?

I don't want to do this to you. Just wait, I'm going to come back with my money right. La. Until I give my money right. Back to the story. Back to the story. She said, the problem is, I still love this idiot. He still calls and text me.

And part of me really believes he might come back. Oh, Ashley. She said, now here's the cherry on top. Right before we broke up, I ordered a part he needed for his truck. He has a fixed-up 2015 Chevy Silverado. It's lowered. It's a Mamalona type of truck. And last month, I bought him a differential for over $1,000.

It's a car part. And this part is a drive shaft. It was over $500. Damn. It just got delivered to my house. And guess who's already? hitting me up asking for it. She said, so Brownback, do I give him

the truck part or return that ish and block him? And the answer is really clear. Yep. You know what, right? Fuck him. To give it to him. What? No, no, no, fool. Just because he shares your name. No. Stolen property. All right. Ashley's

on the line. Ashley, we have a lot to talk about. Good morning, Ashley. Good morning. Aw, you sound so sweet, Ashley. Ashley, do you think he won't this. You guys sound like really staticy.

I don't know. I don't know how to explain it. It just sounds staticy with you guys. Oh, you sound like you're in a lavendaria. Yeah. Yo, letty. Let me tell you. Lettie's shooting from the hip today,

dog. I'm on day one. I called her a VHS. She called me a PDF, dog. What's going on? I did. I was like, yeah, you're a VHS. Well, you're a PDF.

Yeah. What the hell, dog? Ashley, hold on one second. We'll fix the phone stuff. Yeah, what's going. See if we can hang up, get back on with her and all that. But you're right. Look, over last week, let me talk, let me talk, let me talk.

So, we were in Cleveland the other day. We had a morning show boot camp. Thank you to the bosses for sending us out there. It's like sending us to a marriage counseling, right? But we had a little heart to heart. And I was like, it's crazy. Like, everyone jokes, but when I joke, like, you guys like, you guys like, what you can dish.

You can't take it, right? But look at the boss. No, no. He's like, Leti, it's because you go crazy. He's like, I'll be like, leti, you look funny. And then you'll be like, well, that's why you have diabetes. It's like, you can't. She just goes all the way, dog.

I'm like, rules of war. You can't. You can't tell me what I can't do. I bring a knife and you bring like an army. I can't. Hey. Hey. She just throws a grenade in the middle of the conversation.

And then she's like, what? Why you act in the way? Hey, you think I want to be that. I know you don't want to be that. I know you don't want to be that. I know how to talk about it. Oh my God. No, right now, he will, what are you making fun of me?

Because you didn't like the way I was doing your nice little memory of my life. No, I was like, oh, wow. You know, no, you said, oh, rewind it. Can you return that please? It's us. Because that's like how VHS, you're a Rose video in San Fernando. Oh, you're a PDF. What?

I didn't even. I didn't say that exactly. No. I said you're the Thio. That hugs really weird. Yeah. That's weird. That's what it is.

That's what it is. That's even works. So you just joke and I just tell the truth. I know. I was just like, this is out of control. She's back on the line. Okay, perfect.

Put her back on. After that intermission. Yeah. That gets cut out of any pre-replays, any podcast. So if you're here, you caught alive, right? And we all love each other, right? Yeah. Can't see it.

Yeah. No taug es el Porecito because you clown everybody. Angie, good morning. You call her with a... You say she has a mustache. Well, because she does. She does it! I don't.

I plug it out. All right, Ashley. Ashley. Yes. Ashley, is it better now? Yes. Okay. I'm sorry.

Ashley. Okay, take me to this guy. You were with this guy, Vic, not, no relation to our Vic. But you were with him for three years on and off. And he must, he hit us up about. you. You find out years later. How did you find out years later? It's because, okay, so originally he introduced me to you guys. So, um, I had decided to snoop around his phone and I just scrolled a little way too deep and I seen that he had

messaged you guys. And then I was like, oh, wait, look, like at the timestamps and I went back I went to the timestamps and then behold I heard the podcast and I remember the podcast because it is available and any streaming platforms you can check out the show after the show.

Yeah and so when I replayed it it all made sense because I he made me listen it listen to it with him that episode yes but it's because

like on the phone you can't the tones are different so you couldn't tell was his voice nothing no I was just like oh it's your same birthday like February oh okay oh that's crazy Ashley

yeah and then I just never caught it I never caught it until until recently and then I was like oh so we doing this now okay and you still want to protect him because even though he called up and basically said all this stuff about your relationship, saying, hey, he's just hoping he finds you cheating so he can have a reason to leave you,

saying, oh, yeah, I'm just staying with her because I want a Christmas present and I want a birthday present. Saying these things kind of like minimizing your value in his life, you still want to protect him. You don't want us to say his name. We're calling him. Like, there's still something in you that no matter how bad you've been done, you're still on his side. I think yeah you can say that but I think I rather because he's going to hear this it's either he going to hear this today he's going to hear this tomorrow because he he listens to you guys almost every day you want to give him a shout out

oh what a great guy yeah he knows who I am he knows who I am yeah great taste great taste great guy how'd you catch him cheating with three girls so it was because, okay, so how do I, from, it wasn't just three girls. I was kind of dumb. Oh. Because, so let me just, I'm going to, like, sum it up to the point. In the very beginning, caught him cheating, then forgave him.

Okay. And then after that, that's when he reached out to you guys, and then I caught him again texting other girls forgave him and then well you know how you guys played back the part was like oh I hope I catch her cheating

this and this and that this part this part hold on hold on huh you probably just don't like her but you kind of got with her and you liked her and you don't want nobody else to be with her that's the main thing oh let's be honest no be real I just hope I catch her cheating one day oh my goodness Ashley

well let's say his wish came true She got her leg back. She got her leg back. He was just texting, by the way. You went all the way. Oh, they don't know. No, but for me, I didn't go really disrespecting him. I was just like, okay, let me just give it back to him, like, see how you feel.

But again, I didn't know he said that. So when everything went down, he had the time, he had so many times to leave. And I had told him, whenever you want to leave, you can leave. But I was just, I think I was just so blighted because I was giving him money left and right. Like, whenever he needed it. What do you do for a living? What does he do for a living? And how old are you guys?

I am turning. I just turned 23. You do. Wow. You're a baby. Oh, yeah. I just turned 23. And you're like paying for a lot of his stuff like even paying for the car parts like it's a lot

They're expensive yeah what do you do well well I'm just a caregiver oh wow Not just thank you for your service not just you're caring y'all are bawling yeah I'm just I'm well I'm a caregiver There you go there you go there you're proud of what you do and you're doing that's fire yeah for your service Do a good job so within that I won't I really I saw myself with him. So I was like, okay, let me just give it to him. Wait, did you cheat on him with a client? No, it was actually, he was my ex-boyfriend.

Oh, yeah. But here's the kind of messy part. Okay, okay, okay, go. I got a car from him. You got a car from your ex? Yeah, I got a car from my ex, but I ended up returning it from him because Homeboy, the one that caught you, found out. Damn, it seems like you had another.

better choice. Yeah, you're buying this guy car parts that he can't afford and this guy gave you a whole car. Mm-hmm. Damn. She's young. She still has time to marry. But, last it.

It is who it is. What do you like about him? About... Vic. Not our Vic. Vic? Normandy Vic. Not Rosecranswick.

Of course. Well, I think I was just so used to him. It's not that, like, I do, I do love the guy, but I'm just so used to him and I was like, I could, I feel like I can't be myself with someone else. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can build that. And you're so young that, yeah, all your life is right now is that. But, like, take it from a, like, me, you'll get over it and then you'll be like, yeah, like,

I had my whole life ahead of me. What a loser? And there's going to be other, exactly. What a loser. I like that guy. And there's going to be other guys that you're going to go through maybe issues with or like date because you're very young. And we're like, man, I got over that. He diondo.

I can get over you too. Like if things don't go right. Like, this is that challenge for you. That once you cross that fire, nothing else can burn you like it did. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. No, no.

No, no. No. No. Because you haven't broken up with him. You caught him cheating. And I'm wondering, did you still want to work it out? Because then he breaks up with you. The fault of school?

Well, okay, so when I call him cheating, okay, so before the other times that I called him cheating, I had forgiven him. But then when I pulled that move, I wouldn't, well, I used to say. When you went with your ex and then he got you a car. Yeah, but at that time I had told him, like, hey, I want to break. But he didn't let me, like, hey, like, I needed my distance for him. Yeah, you were off, but it's still, you guys got back on. So then that's when I went towards my ex and then we went back together and then a full problem chaos. And then so that happened.

Ended up going back to him. And then I went to go move back in with him with his mom again. Because I was, originally, we was always going back in front with his mom, which is something I'll never do, listen and learn. But from there, he. He would always tell me, hey, can you give me this? I'll pay you back. Never pay me back. Oh, my God.

And then with his truck, it would always, this is, I think, the fifth time it broke down. Damn. Oh. Yeah. The fifth time, it broke down. And guess who has picked it up all those times? Me. Wow.

You're his mechanic. You're Sugar Mama. Sugar Mama mechanic. Pretty much, because he'd be sometimes. he'd be joking around like that. Okay, you still have not told me how you caught him cheating with the three girls and then he breaks up with you. Okay, so it was on, it was like I got a phone call at three in the morning from a random phone number and then they just sent me screenshots of messages. I guess someone managed to get into his Instagram and they screenshoted all the messages and they sent it to all the girls.

Okay, so another girl that thinks she's his main probably, right? Most likely, yeah. Wow. And so you catch him. How does he then break up with you? Well, I wake him up. I wake him up because I started blowing him up on his phone. And then I sent him the screenshot, and I'm assuming the other girl sent him the screenshot as well.

so he was like F this I can't handle this You're too much Like I don't know why I'm even with you You are Imagine waking up to that Like what I get mad

Every time I cheat It's 3 in the morning Oh my Chuck Go back to sleep Jesus always problems with you You guys are horrible Horrible horrible That's the worst

Back getting woken up with a phone in your face What is this? What? I don't know what the hell this somebody hacked my phone that's my phone and why are you looking to my phone? Yeah.

Oh man So then what happens? So when I told him, I'm like, wait, how is this my fault? I'm like, I've been telling you because of the week prior I had told him and something was up to him. I'm like, are you talking to someone else? Please just let me know. Like, I'll leave and I just won't budge, just let me know.

They'll never let you know. They will never. He looked at me dead and. my eyes and help me out. And I was like, all right, I already know you're lying. I was bound to find out. Go back to sleep. Me? Talk to other women? What?

Never. Why would I? It's 3 o'clock in the morning. My truck doesn't even work. And then the funny thing is, it was like, I caught him to date after I washed all his clothes. That's not funny. That's not funny.

Ashley. That's sad, Ashley. So you wake him up. So you wake him up after catching him talking. All these girls, the other main girl, who think she's the one, even though you're sleeping with him, is saying, like, look at all these screenshots, whatever. You wake him up and he's like, I'm sick of this. I don't want this. Like, how'd you wake me up at 3 in the morning?

And then he breaks up with you and he says it's over. Yeah. Okay, he says it's over. And then you're like, I'm going to wash this man's clothes? No, it was a day before. Oh, the day before I watched his house. Okay, Kayla. So when it was, when the day before, I tried getting his phone.

and he was just like he was really mad that day yeah because he saw you in three girls and he didn't want you to see so he was having problems with another one I know he was he was he was getting his password you're giving me problems too babe can you not today please I have a lot going on in my head

I just said hi I just said hi so you guys just all trip on the same day yes it's fine I won't think that's fine hurry up that's that's that's the story yeah baby girl you have buying car parts something just got shipped to your house and he's hitting you up how long has it been since you guys have broken up it's been a week now a week he's hitting you up not to say how are you not to say i miss you but to say can i get that car part and making little jokes saying so are you going to come

drop it off like a um like an uber driver or um hey if you give me the car part um we we could try this again that's crazy and you pay for these carpots. Before, if it was me back, like when in the very beginning, I think I would have went running. But that's why. No, because it happened in the very beginning and you didn't go running. And he told us this. He told us this when he spoke to us a couple years ago.

What horoscope sign are your brother? Aquarius. Aquarius. January-ish? February-ish. You want to make a decision before your birthday or Christmas or what? What do you look at night? I'll say after Christmas.

I'm trying to get a good gift. So when he said that, I was like, I hate him, and he's probably not going to get a good gift. No, he was right. You do give good gifts, and you might still give him this card part. No. I just made my decision right now. We help. We finally help, we finally help.

We finally help. We finally help. And we have finally helped the home girl. We don't need to go to calls. We don't need to go to call. You're 23 years old. you have so much ahead of you and it's like you're going to get your

fall in love and your heartbroken so many more times like this guy you don't need this guy it happens is la vida like that's your experience and you're going to find your person he's not it I know you miss him still a little bit what is it what is it why do you miss him they don't make a black you don't let me tell you nah not even that

I think it's just the jokes and just like there's other funny guys yeah there's just chill like it's like If it's like You would say the homie You're meeting up with the homie Catching up jokes Like it's just like that

Like we just have a vibe I'll find you another one Hey Colleen all funny fools You're 23 I got a 23 year girl She got money she makes That breasty caregiver Don't use her for it

She clearly has a great heart Okay She's a beautiful soul Right Are you down to let us see If there's another guy That is down to make you laugh You might need that

YOLO Okay Let her We got a letter Yeah Hell yeah. He'll be so mad because he listens. All right, A18, 52059.

What did he do as a job? He was a mechanic. Okay. He's a mechanic. All right. Mechanic, funny, foals, car fools, call out. If you're funny, if you, and what area are you from? I'm in Long Beach.

Oh, okay. Oh, let's get somebody to rush her up. L-O-B baby. All right. Hold on the line, baby, girl. I like Ashley. Funny foals, hit us up. Make her laugh.

Please make her laugh. Please make her laugh. Okay. We need her mind taking off things. You know what? I'll pay for your date at Marathon Burger and Long Beach. That's a good one. I know a guy.

That's a good one. 818. 5205. Now you go to the aquarium. How many things to do? Cherry Beach. I'll get him a section at the club after right next door. Look at this.

I got him. Not him. But treat her right. Yes. Good guys only. That don't, aren't talking to three girls. Not looking for car parts. Cheaters.

Okay. Talk to us. 818. 52059. Girls too, hey? Chris, Chris,

it's a little kitty pounder. My little kitty pounder. It might be that. It might be that. Number too young. Never too old. Now, we are inside

the homie helpline to give you a little rundown baby girl Ashley. She hit us up because her boyfriend that we will call Vic, not our Vic. No.

He does look up to Vic though, apparently because we listened back to that episode. Yeah, he was like, Vic, you're my idol. And I was like, oh, not too much. like you're POS right now. Yeah.

We're making it seem like that's what I am or something. That's big talk. That's what you would portray on the radio. Years ago. Years ago. What a dummy. Yes. Did tell me how plan did come in in 2024, I believe.

And he was telling us how he is with this girl. Sheets on her and is thinking of hitting up another girl. It's actually going to plan to stay with his current girl because he wants a birthday gift for like Aquarius and Christmas and all that. And we just figure like we don't really like this guy. We didn't. To add to the POSness of everything, he then tells that girl, the main girl, his girlfriend, hey, you should listen to Brownback, which is like amazing. Thank you.

But shows her the specific episode where he called in, I'm wondering if he was doing that to maybe get the hint lady. Yeah, he's kind of like. And she just didn't catch what he was putting down. I'm not, I don't want to be dramatic. It's kind of serial killer-ish because that's like. Of him to have her watch it? No, it's like he wants to get caught.

You know what I'm saying? Like you're giving her all the evidence. You know what I'm saying? I thought it was kind of like, I don't know, have the heart to tell her. I'm going to have her listen. And then she's just like, oh, they're so funny. Oh, my God. Which is true.

There's so many things in common with this guy. But it's a truck. It went overhead. She mentioned like, hey, he had the same birthday as him. And just. It didn't click. It didn't click at the moment. At all.

They had been together until last week. Yeah. Last week she caught him cheating with three different girls. She found out because in the early morning hours, she gets a phone call. And it's a girl who thinks she's his main. And it's like, hey, I'm sending you screenshots, had went into his social media accounts,

got all these messages, sent them to her. She wakes him up and in peak manipulative man fashion. Wow! I got to wake up to this. I can't even take this anymore. I'm out of here. Well, she couldn't wait? Yeah.

3M. Oh, goodness. You guys are horrible. Goodness. He leaves, but she's been paying for a lot of things. His car breaks down she pays for it. She's doing it out of love. You can really tell there's an,

there's an innocence to her of I really just love this guy. He makes me laugh. She's not with him for the money, which we always say like, girls are only after how much you make. No. Not this one. You don't have any. She doesn't get along with his mom.

She would move in with a mom for him. That didn't work out. All she wants is someone to make her laugh in the beautiful city of a Long Beach. So we have men on the line. This thing blew up, by the way. I know I saw. Yes. Right away, too.

He's a mechanic. Can't fix his car. No. But he's a mechanic car. His cargy's ready now. So we have a bunch of, and they put down what they do for living. Oh, nice. So let's go to the San Fernando Valley with it.

All right. Great ones. Great one. Great one. Jerry. Jerry, who is a truck driver. Jerry. Yeah, what's up, man?

What's up, Jerry? Jerry. What's up, man? Right here, man. You know, I listen to you guys every morning, man. I'm a truck driver. I slap this on every morning, man. Thank you, bro.

Appreciate it. Jerry, what made you? you call in for our baby girl Ashley? Man, she just sounds like she needs a real man to show some happiness and some love to her and some respect, you know? Oh, okay. Okay, hold on. Ashley, Ashley, are you there? Yes.

Okay, we're on three-way. All right. Ashley, do you have a question for Jerry? How are you? I'm good. I'm good. How about yourself? You can ask me anything.

I'm ready for any question from me. Okay How old are you though What is that? How old are you? Oh, I'm about to be 38, matter of fact No, wait

He said it He said it a real man Hold on He's 33 She's 23 That's like, wait I get it I'm just saying

You don't think You don't think it's he sounded A lot older? No I heard it. What's up? Yeah, no. I think he did because that's why she asked. Like, okay.

Hold on the line, Jerry. Maybe she doesn't care. Hold on the line. Maybe. Tired of dealing with the boys. What are you thinking right now? Ashley? I think skip.

Skid. Oh, okay. Skip. Thank you, Jerry. Thank you, Jerry. Thank you, Jerry. And he's the guy. He was going to give her a car.

A troca. Okay. San Fernando was checking in. I knew it. I knew the great one eight. The great one, all the Tios for whole check in, right? Let's, uh, David,

David from San Fernando. He's a tree trimmer. Oh, he's a tree trimmer. David, David. Yo, what up, what up? What's that, David? How old are you, brother? I'm not, I'm 28.

I'm not from San Fernando, but I live in Pacoima. Okay, that's very, we have to differentiate that. We have to differentiate that. Yeah, that's Pacoomba is not the same thing at San Fernando. But you know what? that our phone screener works is let's talk to Ashley Ashley Hello what's up baby girl Ashley so we got a David on the line you want to talk to him he's 28 by the way say hello oh okay hello hello can you hear me or no yeah yeah

yeah I can hear you oh oh okay um well ris are up bro hold on hey no you're good hey I'm gonna be honest with you so right now my boy called me hey uh you know I was on part 106 and you sound like the cap a guy that she needs i said oh let me give him a car real quick yeah oh so you don't even know he said uh he said that you were looking for someone funny and he's like oh but i'm always cracking jokes so oh oh oh oh oh the homie trying to help the homie out Ashley get serious he's funny all right david hey i'm funny i like to dance I'm actually really good at dancing Oh

I'm gonna The hips don't laugh That's right, perra Oh, Caliente right now They are Ah, alright, hold on tonight, hold on that Hey Ashley, we're gonna, as a crew, we're passing him to the next round, are you good?

Huh? As a crew, we are passing him to the next round. Okay. Okay, nice. I liked the way that he was like, Hey, I'm funny, he was confident about himself. Stay forward, stay forward. Yeah, I'm funny, I can dance, I can show you some

moves. Okay, okay. That is a drive from Long Beach to San Fernando, by the way. To Pequema, excuse me. All right, let's go to Carlos in Hacienda Heights. He's an electrician and he's 24 years old. Carlos. Say hello. Hello? Hello? Carlos, Ashley's on the line. Hello?

Can you hear me? Hey. Press 1 to continue. Well, I was just saying, I was just thinking, you know, there could be a spark between us, you know, um, I'm 24. I make my own money. I don't even like cars, so I wouldn't take your money. I'll walk to you. You don't need no car parts from you?

Oh, you laughed. Oh, hold on the light, hold on the light. I don't even like car, Jay. We're gonna walk everywhere. Is that even me know I'm not gonna be spending my money less than right? Okay. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, okay. It's so fun. Okay. Let's go to Stoic in Wilmington. Stoic. Say hello. Stoic?

Yo. Hello. Stoic, you're a truck driver. Yes, sir. And you're 24 years old. Yeah, yeah. So I'm just going to keep it straight and simple. You know, I'm funny.

I was always the class clown. And, you know, she sounds like she needs a really good man in her life. And, hey, I need car parts. So what to do? No, I knew it. I knew he was. No, I literally, as soon as he started, I could keep it straight. Any car parts?

Yeah, he's going to use. use her. He's trying to use her. Yeah, no. They're out there. They're just, they hurt. They're like, what? She's giving out free money. Don't fall for it, Ashley. Don't fall for it, Ashley. She's getting differentials? Uh-uh. Jay. Jay in Anaheim.

Jay. Say hello. Yo, what's up, brown bag? Aw. Jay's 27 years old and you're also a truck driver, right, bro? Yes, ma'am. Everyone's truck drivers. I know. We're number one for truck drivers. Truck drivers. Love us.

statistically number one. All right. Jay, talk to her. Can I quickly say something? A bit, go. Do you think? Look, from what I experience in life,

exes are exes for a reason. You got to know when to say enough is enough and just turn around and don't look back. And I'm going to tell you this much. I'm not a photographer, but I could picture us together. Aye. Jay got ridz.

Jay got Riz. Ashley, what you think? I'm not up That one was a smooth one That was smooth one That was smooth I like that one He's moving on

He's moving on He's moving out I'm not your mom But I'm Don't make your lap Don't make your laugh Don't make your laugh Oh my

All right Kevin Kevin and Pecoima He's 24 years old And he's a barber So depending on how If they're busy They got the money

If he has a license or not, he may be making hell of bread. Hey, what's up, bro? Oh, what's up? Kevin, talk to her. Ashley's on the line. All right. What's up?

Hello? What up? Hey, my name's Kevin. You know, I'm 24 years old. And, yeah, I got my license. I got my license. I'll be working about eight hours a day, you know. And, I mean, you know, I think I'm very funny.

And everybody say, you know, I'm funny. So make her laugh. Stop being so laughing. Yeah, I don't know. I'll let you know right now. He probably charges like, what, 70 bucks of hair cut? So he's got red. Probably, probably.

But one thing I keep forgetting to ask, do you have kids? Oh, that's a great question, Kevin. Do I have kids? No. No. And where are you from? Oh wait, he's in Pekoma. There might be an answer to that.

Oh, yeah, not like that, not like that. Wait, what? He's in Pekoma. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Don't do any further. Don't do any further. Don't know any further.

Not the block. All right. Kevin, where would you take around a date? Like, you said you're funny. Talk to us. Talked about why are you. Let me see. Let me see.

I mean, I think we should go to Disneyland. Oh. Don't start there, buddy. Happiest place on earth. Don't start there. Funny thing is I work right by Disneyland. Oh, okay. Who's paying?

Why is he single? Ask him why he's single, Ashley. We know why you're single. Ask him. Wait, what? Ask him why he's single. Are you single, though? Why are you single?

Oh, why are you single? Why am I single? Yeah. I'd say I'm single because I say I want something serious you know I want something serious and like I think that I just been waiting so I can find that that person you know that I could start I can start something serious who wow okay so what was the problem with the recent one the problem was that she was like well as you could tell like you know I'm 23 I'm young so that person like their mentality was like too young for me It was just like

They just wasn't They just didn't want nothing serious I like him I like him Hold on like Yeah girls Girls these days They just

They're young And they don't want nothing serious And they don't want nothing serious And men want these kids Right now these boys They want serious stuff They want to be tied down And these girls are just running wild

What about her ex? That's gay Okay So so far You guys We've narrowed down okay yeah so we have Kevin right now Bekoyma he's the barber Carlos electrician that saw sparks Jay and Anaheim he's the truck driver they were

giggling I like that they were giggling isn't he the the joke the picture I can picture us together photographer but I can picture us to get there David and Pequoima he's a tree trimmer was 28 years old did any of them stand out to you One did. Who? But I'm just kind of iffy about it. Just who?

Oh my God. I forgot his name. Damn. The second guy that... The teacher? I think so. Carlos? The one that said he could picture us together?

No. He's the one with the homie that called him. David, was that you? David, your homie told you to call in, huh? Yeah, my homie told me to call in. Yeah. Because you're funny and all that stuff, right? Yeah.

Okay. All right, hold on the line. Angie, do, Trimmers make money, huh? They do, they do. They do. Cash? Does she have any kids, though?

Oh, oh, that's a good question. David, you got kids? Yeah, I have a little girl. Oh. How old? She's six. She just came six last week, actually. Oh.

Little Leo. Oh, you can stay. I don't think. Okay. Is that a, like, is that a deal breaker for you? It shouldn't be a deal breaker. It shouldn't be. It shouldn't be.

It shouldn't be. It shouldn't be. No. It shouldn't be. But hell no. That's okay. F your little four, homie.

I was him once upon a time. Not a guy, but I had a kid. I just, okay, like let's say I give it a shot, right? I don't want later on problems with the mom.

It's like if I know she's going to be chill and not. I just, I could be nice and she just might not like me because I might be wishing. Hey, David, is your baby mama crazy? Is she in the picture? No, she's not.

She's not a fighter at all, actually. There you go. She's not a fighter. She's not. Cudy pie. All right. Well, we're going to get the info from all these four guys, okay? You're going to have your choice.

I personally, like, I get the electrician guy, I'm not, I can see, I'm not a photographer, but I can see our doctor's together. But I feel like that comes from, hey, you have it in your pocket and you know how to use it. It's called game. He got a game. He's called game. Okay, so you ask him to... Yeah. No, I asked him to make her laugh.

That was good. That's my... He even gave the giggle laughter. The other guy should say a tree trimming joke or something. Yeah. Trim the woods. Anybody? I like Jay.

Anybody? Jay's a truck driver. No, Jay, well, yeah, he's the one that made the joke. I like the guy with the little girl. Yeah, because he's responsible. David. He has a daughter, so now he, you know... I like the electric.

The shooter girl changes a lot when you have a dog. True. True. She's 23. And the barber seemed like he didn't show us the funny, but he showed us that he wants to be serious. He just kept saying, I just want something serious. Yeah. Yeah, because all these girls out here, mine is yuck.

All right. One more question. Do you guys have one question that all the guys are going to answer? And here's what we're going to do. Here's how we'll settle it. We're going to put their answers on Instagram. Okay? So, guys, if you're going to get caught up, you're going to get caught up on Instagram, too.

Right? But you guys vote. We're going to do a pool. And the person that gets the most Instagram votes, Brown by Morning is 106 on Instagram, that's who we are going to set up a date with you for. Okay? Okay.

Okay. You guys have a question? One question that we asked, all of them? What is it? Right now? Yes, right now. Yes. Are you willing to delete your Instagram for her?

Why didn't your last relationships work? Okay, boom. David. David McCormill, please ask you. answer. Yeah, hello. Please answer that. Doxic. Come down.

Why didn't my last relationship work? Yeah. We were both just young. We weren't ready to, what's it called? I guess you could be serious. I've been single for six years, actually. My daughter's mom was my last relationship.

Oh, wow. And I just been taking my time just to find the right one. I don't want to make the same thing twice. Not that having my daughter was a mistake. You know, honestly, blessing but yeah I think that's what it would be we were just really young and we had explored the world really I'm a little older now so it's like I know what I want yeah so I don't I don't really have time to be playing games or any of that especially since I am a parent so

okay I like that yeah no matter Jay Jay and Anaheim same answer same question what was the question again well I'm working right now but I can you, uh, what was it again? You're a truck driver. Yeah, but I'm also a crane operator. I'm operating a crane operator. Oh, wow, damn. Okay, yeah, peepee.

All right. As well, Jay, why did your last relationship work? Well, uh, my last, well, first off, I just want to say I have no kids. Okay. And, um, uh, the, uh, the, the reason why my last relationship didn't work. is because she couldn't compromise. And I learned to say, you know, enough is enough, and I had to walk away because it wasn't,

it was affecting, you know, my mental health. Mental health is important. Yeah. Jay, what couldn't she compromise on? What was the thing that you kind of wish she would compromise on? It was the type of girls. you couldn't say no to and it's just like uh like maybe it's somewhere in the middle at least but no i see what she's whatever she said has to go and i got tired of of that you know you eventually get

tired of that that's great that's a great answer great answer okay uh carlos carlos and hasia in hasia the heights what's up carlos uh how's it going um well honestly my last relationship because she was lazy and She didn't like roller coasters, you know? Oh, my God. I like this guy. She didn't like to go out and walk to, like, go hikes. She didn't like to go to the beach.

You know, she didn't like to go, they didn't like doing anything. She was just lazy. No fun. You know, I don't got no kids, you know, and no one has, you know, who takes care of the caregiver, you know? Like. Aw. That's a good one. That's a good one.

This is an electrician. That's who did. Ashley's the caregiver, but who's. He was giving care to the caretive. Oh. Oh. Okay, Carlos, hold on the line. But that's hell of risk.

But he didn't even try, though. Yeah, he didn't. At the end right there, just stopped. Kevin. Who's going to take care of her? Kevin. My barber. Hello.

Kevin. Hey. Hello. Yeah. Kevin, talk to us. Why didn't it work out with your last relationship? You already asked me that question, though. Oh, yeah.

What was this? isn't? Well, that's it again, fool? Okay, damn. All right. He's sassy. What's all, gracious.

All right, so, why ain't worked? Because, like, I don't know. It's just, like, really, like, you know, like, young. Like, it's cool being young and stuff. But it's, like,

sometimes we just got to grow up, you know? Yeah. He's the one that wanted somebody serious. Oh, okay. He wanted somebody serious. There you go. He wants to be. Like I said, like I said, like, we all could be, how you said,

like I'm a really funny thing. Sometimes, you know, I say jokes and sometimes, like, you know, I say things. But at the end of the day, like, I take accountability and stuff. And, you know, a lot of people don't do it. Boom. All right. All right.

Ashley. Which one got you what? Which one got you? Who? Which one gave a little tickle? Oh, he started like. Oops. Come on.

I think it's hard. I'm between two. Ooh. Okay, which one? Which one? Which one? The tree one with the little girl. Okay, David.

David. And then it's the one that I made the little joke about the caregiver. Oh, Carlos and Carlos. David and Carlos. All right. David. Oh. Oh.

one choice. David. David calls back. Yeah, David, come back, come back. Sorry, David. You also have Wemberto here, too. Carlos.

Hello? Carlos. David, don't come back. Hey, he's fighting for her. Hi. This is because you don't know how she looks like. All you heard is her story and then you called up. Yeah, I like your voice.

This party, this is the party night right here. This is a party night. You were just going based off the voice. And next thing you know, I'm full. Shah! Stop. Next thing you know, you should have. Oh my God.

It's concrete. I'm not saying that's you. I'm just saying it can happen. Okay, Ashley, describe yourself. And then Carlos, you describe yourself. And don't say Janet Jackson. Well Well again

I am 23 I'm 5'3 I am a caregiver The one thing about me I don't care What you do I'm not gonna question you I just We're asking about how you look

She's yeah they're asking Yeah that's what she meant Describe your physical appearance Oh like describe me okay Who do you look like like to? I'm 5'3 Um I'm a little

I'm little in the middle Like gordita but But like Not like a torta you know Oh What's a small What's a small Slim tick

Slim tick Slim tick SlimT But But I do have my little Like you know I'm not gonna say I'm over here A Barbie

No No But Um But um Um About me about me. I

brown hair, brown eyes, wear glasses. Can you like, you got any, like, booty back there? Greg? You're not convincing me. Greg, this has nothing to do with me. It ain't that much, but it could jiggle.

She got a little bit of jello back now. Okay. Okay, she got a little calatina back there. A little visual, the wave action. A little ripple effect with you. She got a little flan back there When you called Santon?

Yeah, she got pan and flan back Carlos, your turn He got tres leches for you, let's go Carlos is happy I'm about 5'4 Aitán Wait Wait

Hi. I'm on the, you know. Are you sitting down or what? Are you serious, Carlos? You're 5'4. Yeah. And when you take off your shoes, what? 5.5 on a good day, you know?

It's funny. As long as he's taller than her. She's 5.3. Nah, they're the same height. Hey. Let him finish. Hey, I'm 4-7. I'm probably the same height as Vig.

Oh, too. First of all, that's a rumor. I would tower over you, sir. Okay, so you're short. Keep going. Short king, let's go, short king. I have, like, a short hair. I have, like, a high fade.

Okay, high and tight, military style. Goatee. There you go. Like concrete? Like concrete, but better, you know? I'm rooting for you, dog. I don't know what the hell. a beard, you know?

Oh, what the... Hang up. He's just shooting at us, though. Why are you mad at me, don't? What do you want to say about Greg now? Yeah, y'all make fun to shirt Kings too much.

Yeah. Oh. He's pretty jerks. No, but... I mean, yeah. Okay, that's good. Thanks, bro. We got Dave back on the line.

David, all you got to do is be tall. David. Hello? Describe yourself. King? Well, I'm five nine and a half. There you go. There you go.

There you go. There you go. King sight right there. You're going to get the cereal from top of the fridge. I could do it. For favor. Baja del cereal. What's the call?

Mia, I mean, I'm in shape. I gym Monday through Friday and then I run on the weekend. Oh, wow. Nice. Oh, I mean, I'm brown. I'm brown. I'm like skin. I have freckles.

I have a mustache, a goat teeth. My mustache connects. So, you know, I don't. that's a little part in the middle. Like me? Is that we're talking about me? What? Why am I taking straight?

I'm just sitting down. You know what? And she brought up about like, she's not like any or any. I mean, I don't mind it. I like to eat and I cook a lot too. Wow. Wow.

Do you like to eat, home girl? Do you like to eat? Huh? Do you like to eat? Actually, Yes, but it depends on what Really? Hey, what are you going to cook for her?

Big doubt? Lo quechera, I don't even matter. There you go. What's your favorite dish? I love semitche, so I make it out of seafood. Nice. Oh, tacos gubernator. She's not convinced.

I don't think she's convinced. Actually, you're allergic, huh? You don't like seafood? Me? Yeah. Oh, I love seafood. Okay, boy. There you go.

What more Kierre? That's it. That's it. I'm like this Camaron right now. All right. This cameron pelau. Okay.

Are we going for the sweet? Short and sweet? He's not that sweet. He was coming out of us. It's crazy. Yeah. Because you guys were being mean. Both of that.

Mom was just sitting here. The short man syndrome. And the mom was like, hey, man, my mustache connects. I'm like concrete. I was like, man, I'm just sitting here. I'm rooting for you. All you guys.

And not the rias. I think I'm, to be honest, I think I'm more for, I want to go more for David. The 5-14? The dad. The dad. No, the 5-9 and a half. And a half. Right? Yeah.

Okay. Oh, man. David. David, come on, man. Say something about Pledge of your case. We're going to hook you guys up. Are you guys down? Yeah, I'm down.

Are you down, baby girl? I'm down. Okay, David, you have to promise to never ask her to borrow money for your car. No, that's crazy. I have a good job and I have benefits. Don't worry about that. Oh, that's good. And you can't cheat.

No, I don't cheat. No, I'm good. Okay. All right. We'll shut out. We're going to set it up. Don't cheat, fool, because you only get three chances with her. Andalie.

Andalie. Like a cat, nine lives with this. girl. You only get three chances with her. My guy, don't blow it. And you got to break up with her after. Ashley, you have to block your ex. You have to return that car part from your ex.

You got to block your ex, not answer his phone because you're a rap. It's a wrap. You're on your single girl journey, okay? Returning it tomorrow. Return the car part. Block him right now. Oh, he's been blocked. I haven't talked to him.

Okay. All right. All right. There we go. Shout at us. That was a homie help. I hold on the line both of you. That was amazing.

Yeah. We got a four pack of tickets for the winner of our trivia game, okay? I am the student of the day. Yes, you are. Teacher Gutierrez. I don't know the answer. Scentate. Okay.

You ready for your question? Yes. Well, we have to spin the wheel. Oh, yes, I'm skipping. Yeah, I'm saying. You ready for your question, though. Anything, anything can happen. He's nervous.

Oh, what is it? What is this? Science! Science! Here you go. Okay. All right. Well, let me tell you who's up on the game first.

We got Ash in Marietta. She or he is going for me. I'd like to think Ash like Pokemon. Oh, yeah. Ash catch him. Ash is going for me and Ivan is going against the... Ivan. Ivan.

That's my middle name. Let's go. Yvonne. My middle name's Ivan. No, my name is Ivan. Yvonne. Yvonne. Okay.

It's science? Science. Yeah. You ready? Yes, I'm ready to do you. All right. Are we going to do 10 seconds on the clock or not? No one else did 10 seconds on the clock.

Okay. Never mind. I was going to do 10 seconds on the clock. Oh, here we go. 10 seconds on the clock. That's a question. Oh. You heard something else.

Yeah. She did. Oh, teacher. What is the process by which plants? make their own food using sunlight. Photo synthesis. Damn, man. Let's go!

King Kong! Hey, God! No kidding. Hey, what's up? Shout out me. Damn. That was fast. That was.

Shout at me. Shut up me. Oh, okay. When one of you guys get to write, I clap. I was clapping the whole time. Nobody wanted you to win. Hators on my downfall.

Haters on my downfall. Ash, Ash, Ash. Congratulations, Ash. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Ashwin and go to Universal Studios, Hollywood.

Thank you for believing in me. I knew it. I know you could do it. Let's go. Yeah. Give me another. Do another one. All right.

Man, which organ pumps blood through your body? Like what? Whoa. This is a question? That's what I said. Too easy. You're the teacher. You're fiero.

Your heart. Give me another one. All right. Like you make one up Bruh Which force pulls objects towards Earth Right Wow

Wow Is she right? Is she right? It's gravity here again I had like super difficult word problem I know dude this is You all I had sixth grade problems Oh Wait what's six

Wait what's six grade And what grade is this? What grade are we in right now? Do you have a second question What are you going to get around? Yes, what is the liquid inside of a volcano called? That is. I don't know.

Lava? No? Magma. When it comes out, it's lava, when it's inside, it's magma. Oh, God, or God. So this is what you guys want to? Anyone else? Yeah.

Damn. What gas do plants release during photosynthesis? Carbon, deoxygen. Oxygen. Oh, yeah, they gave you oxygen. Yeah, we breathe it. We breathe it. See?

Water and sunlight make a. Finally! You didn't even let her answer. She did. She said it. What is the largest? I just pointed at card. Yeah.

Rainbow. What happens when the sun comes out? I don't know that. It gets warm. Science, IG. It is science. It is science. What are the parts of an atom called?

Oh. Oh. I don't know. Vic? What does it matter? The parts of an atom? So like when you split an atom, like mitochondria? I remember that, the mitochondria.

That's the brain. That's the nuclear. Yeah. No, nucleus is a different thing. The particles, the atom particles. Embryo? No. Yeah.

Plasma? The plasma. No. Damn. I don't know. See, we should have just stuck to the sixth grade questions and we all would sound smart. Damn. These are fourth grade questions. Okay.

Do your studios full? Let's go. Let's go. Hell of studious. What's nine plus ten? Tiny line? Look at this studio. It's fool.

There's a new study, guys. LAUSD has implemented this new rule and kids are not here for it. They're not here for it. Why'd you say like that? They're upset. L-A-U-S-D. L-A-U-S-D.

I'm not here for it. You talk like that. L-A-U-S-D versus Gen Z. Finally. They're having a great time. Well, L-A-U-S-D's tripping, dog, on Jan Z. You know what they're saying? No more.

screen time, Perrito, you can't bring your phones more and be on social media and do this and that and the third. So basically the number one rule is that the youngest kids are basically going screen free. Anyone from, you know, TK to kindergarten, first grade students will have digital devices eliminated during the school day. Wow. With limited exceptions. So some kids might need it for different reasons. Number two, older elementary school kids, kids screen time. The starting second grade...

You can't just be researching your study as we're talking about. No, listen, listen, listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, starting in second grade, students can use devices, but they're daily limited only to 20 minutes to an hour. Okay, so when you go up in the grade, then... Yeah, and it says even that kids that have better grades get the... Oh, okay.

Yeah, get a little bit of more leeway. Number three, YouTube and social media are completely block. Students can't freely just access. those accounts no more on school premises. There's actually a video where they're actually putting their phones into this little casing. Kind of like how they do like at the comedy shows. Yeah, so they have like these little like wheeled, wheeled lockers. Yeah, wheeled lockers that they have to put them in their little bags and everything, dog.

I don't know. I think we should do that here for. Especially for you. You. You need that. Mona needs that. I have to post on social media so I can't really. All right.

Thank you so much. That's interesting. So they're going back old school a little bit. Yeah. And they're not Gen Z, by the way. They're Gen Alpha then. True. Yeah, Gen Alpha.

All those fools, dog, they're all lame. They're your kids. Yeah, that's your kids. My kids are homeschooled. You take their phones? They don't have phones. They don't have phones. Shoot the J.

Shoot it. Play ball. All right, you guys. The NBA and Lakers schedule has been released. and there's going to be some big, big drama. Luca will be going back to his ex on his birthday. Okay. And then a family reunion is going to be happening on Christmas in L.A.

Can you go to Slovenia? No, he's going back to Dallas. His ex-team. Yeah, his ex-team. No, I think he wants to stay far away from that. But yeah, but he's going to be returning to Dallas on February 28th, which is his 28th birthday, which is going to be crazy. And it's like, the schedule makers are so, they're so messy. They're genius.

You know what I'm saying? geniuses. Yes. And then the 76ers are coming to crypto Christmas Day. So that means LeBron is coming back to L.A. for the first time. And he's going to be taken on Luca and Austin and his son Brani. Which is crazy because I'm like, they're probably going to be spending Christmas morning together.

And then they're going to be coming to the arena maybe together. And then just going to separate locker rooms for the first time ever. It's a Christmas miracle. They better not let LeBron and the Lakers locker room. No. I hope not. I don't think so. No, I don't think they would.

He is LeBron, though. It's crazy because Lucas is going to get, like, a standing ovation. He's going to get so much love when he goes back to Dallas. And then when LeBron comes back on Christmas, it's going to be so different. They're going to go a hell out of a lot of them. The first time, the first time, after that, they'll be like, sorry, sorry, but the first time is going to be Christmas Day. I don't know about every time, but definitely Christmas Day. Every time somebody leaves L.A., they boo him.

Is that right? Yeah. A lot of the time you guys boo them. You guys, you're from L.A. What do you mean? Yeah, but I don't go for the Lakers. What else? What else is on this schedule?

What else is on the docket? So it's, yeah, it's going to be that. It's going to be just a lot of rivalry games. Oh, nice. Looking forward to that. Well, do the Celtics usually play the Lakers on Christmas? No. No.

Never? Oh, the Celtics are going to play. But that's Sixers. I'm sure the Nicks will play that day. They have a... The Knicks are going to play on Christmas Day as well. Against the Sixers. There's going to be...

How are the Knicks and the Sixers going to play? But we're going to play the Sixers on Christmas Day. Oh, I'm sorry. Opening night. Opening night. Yeah, opening night. Nick, where are you? It's going to be MSG and then the Sixers are going to go to MSG.

So it's going to be dope. Lakers versus Warriors opening night for us. Oh, nice. Yeah. That's a good one to go to. We're going to see freaking... Curry. Curry.

Curry. Lakers versus Celtics, that's happening. January 7th. 1-7, yeah. Angie, you need to look up these graphics. They're just everywhere. The Lakers, they put out their schedule and graphic for it. It's cool type, though.

That looks like Chatsby-T. Yeah. Okay, well. The Lakers are going to play the NICs. January 30th. Oh, that's the game. That's funny because they usually play it on New Year's Eve, too, huh? Yeah, a lot of times, New Year's day.

Let's go to the Lakers' Knicks game. That'll be fun. That'll be fun. Those tickets are going to be insane. Well, it's going to be over there. It's going to be a home game for the Knicks. Oh, New York. Damn.

Says Lakers at Nix. Oh, yeah. No? $10,000 tickets right there. Yeah, I'm good. That's right.