Brown Bag Mornings - 08/18/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🏠 RONALDO’S BUDGET LIVING ROOM WEDDING & 🔒 NANCY’S CONTROLLING RAPPER BF

Episode Date: August 18, 2026

We’re diving into the absolute shocker that billionaire Cristiano Ronaldo opted for an intimate living room wedding with no guests but the kids and some customized Gucci shoes. On the Homie Helpline, 24-year-old Nancy is feeling like she's behind bars because her upcoming rapper man gets triggered by her spam TikToks and Justin Bieber reposts. The squad debates whether a $5 million ring makes up for a "cheapskate" venue or if he's just testing her loyalty one last time. Because Don’t You Know I’m Local, we’re also hitting the thrift shops for back-to-school deals while Angie admits she’d rather wait in the car than smell the "Goodwill scent." We even get a "scared straight" perspective from a 40-year-old single baddy who warns that if you don't make your man feel secure now, you'll be the one crying when he blows up. It’s a wild ride through sentimental vows, toxic location-sharing, and the ultimate hunt for $10 vintage Levis! [Edited by @iamdyre 👖] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (3:20) Homie Helpline (13:18) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag Zoola come here Now what's going on She's Mason with Angie Okay you guys Cristiano Ronaldo Finally did it The soccer megastar

What did he got married Oh I thought he went to ring I thought you want to ring okay Technically technically Yeah but not the one you were thinking A wedding ring He actually tied the knot with his girlfriend Or wife now

Georgina They're not married already? They just got married like maybe a week ago. I feel like they've been together forever. Yes, dude, I was looking at it. They met back in 2016 at a Gucci store. Okay, all right. That's a great place to meet.

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, but guess where they got married at? And this is where people are talking a lot about. A good show. Fancy resort. Oh, Gucci store or a little store? I don't know.

Like a Gucci store. Yeah, yeah. No, mind you, this full, I looked up his network. He's worth like billions. Like, what was it? Two to five billion dollars. Damn. All right.

What do you propose? He didn't propose. He got married. We're married. At his, inside his living room. In his living room? Yeah, I'm not even kidding.

I'm not making this up. They, for real, got married in his living room. And guess how many guests showed up? How many? They only invited their kids. Oh, what? I was going to say, like, oh, how big is their damn living room if it fits a lot of people? But it was just the immediate family?

Yeah, literally just their kids. It was just them and their kids. That's it. in their living room getting married. So they just had family dinner night. Like, yeah, it's just a regular night. It's a regular day. Oh, it's a wedding day.

Yeah. Georgina didn't even have a wedding gown. Nothing like that. She was just dressed in all white. All of them got customized Gucci shoes and that was it. Oh, my God. It was very intimate. This food Christian Ronaldo's a cheapskate, dog.

He's a cheap skate. Or he's testing her one last time. See how she reacts? Oh, yeah. See this is the test. This is our wedding. Bibb? And if she doesn't flip out, she plays it cool, then he's like, I'm going to give you the real thing.

He's like, oh, this is all I got right now. You know, I'm struggling right here. You know, next check. I got you, though. No, the rank he gave her, dude, it was 37 carrots. It was worth $2 to $5 million. Oh, so he's on some, What Mastry-a? Yeah. I don't know. I gave you the $5 million ring. You want a wedding, too? Oh, my God. This is not good enough for you right here, this big living room, you know? Now, she did put out a statement about that, right?

And she said, quote, We've chosen to do it in the living room of our house here where we have breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and where we live the reality of our lives. In 30 years time, I want the children who think something wonderful happen at the table, the wedding wells of our parents. Oh, my gosh. So she's trying to do it like if this is a real love wedding and stuff like that. Like this is sentimental. We're here all the time. It's not like a big fake wedding or something like that.

You know what pisses me off about this is that a broke dude would never get away with this. Exactly. Hell no. Exactly. Exactly. If you say, hey, let's just get married and leave your own baby. Think about it. It's the place we eat every day.

This is our house. 30 years from now, our kids will. Yeah, dude, I don't know. This is so many people. Wouldn't you, wouldn't you be like, hell no. Get your ass over there. Give me a real wedding. Okay, but she did say in the future we will have a big wedding so we can celebrate with friends and family.

Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie helpline

Nancy needs our help Nancy hit us up and said Her boyfriend of almost four years Has been crashing out a lot lately Found a TikTok a spam TikTok of hers Which is very important detail A spam is not a regular I didn't even know those were existed

Me neither What is that? Is that like a It's a Finsda, it's a fake one Yeah Her second one Her business page Like a burner account Her lashes.

Yeah. Burner account. Yeah. But it's just her lashes page. Usually they have no profile picture. They follow nobody. His kick page. Oh, the hater page.

Yeah. You're whack, buddy. No, but he needs she just repost stuff that she wouldn't do on her. And she reposted Justin Bieber, TikTok. Then he got mad and said, you know, why are you posting another man? And then also she went to dinner with her cousins after they stopped by a bar and he gave her the silent treatment for two days. And he ended up crying also. Yes.

Well, he broke up. She's been talking to us on the phone, but she had to go into work, so she's not available. No. But D's is available. Who's D's D's? D's. Next people on the lie! Boom, bottom.

That's good. That's good. Please, please. Please, please. I never got to do that joke. I was very excited. All right, let's go to Jaime. He's a male in case everyone want to know.

Jaime? Not Jamie? Got it. Hi, man, Baldwin Park. Hi, man. Good morning. How you doing? How you doing?

So, I mean, I'm a couple years older than her. So I'm going to give her, I guess, like an insight to the future. Because I feel that I'm in the male perspective of it. So similar to her guy, you know, I'll crash out over simple, small things like that, too. You will. Like, you currently will. Yeah, like currently now. So I'm saying, like, I think for a relationship, all it's going to build is, like, resentment.

And lokey, like, just out of self-evaluation. I think that could kind of be a turn off because I know girl really actually likes to be told what to do so when you start to kind of clip those wings, as you guys were saying, you know, they kind of start to not really even feel the relationship no more. So she probably likes him. You know, he started to rap. He kind of had a little swag to him, maybe.

And then as he came into cure, he kind of loses that aura. True. Yeah, so my perspective to him is just like the more you tie in the rain, the more she might want to break away from that. Because I think that might be what I'm experienced sometimes Because I'll crash out over like Yo, you were gonna go to the bar after work

And you didn't even tell me And like I hit you up, you know, say nothing Like yo, what's that? And like I'll crash out too That's valid though These are a valid crash out in my opinion You're just valid my guy She didn't tell you?

Keep toxic Keep toxic I know I agree I agree I agree but sometimes a baddie A baddie's used to the streets So when you do call her out on her You know

On her red flags Baddy's getting free It's kind of like yo No, no. Now, you locked her up quick. I did, I did, I did play boy. But, but yeah, like, that's how I see it. It's like, sometimes they're just used to being in the streets. So what seems like not a red flag to them or what seems regular, like, to someone that maybe is more reserved, it is a red flag.

What a little preacher over there? That's great. I love it, how he has all the wisdom, but he's like, and I'll still crash out. Like, he knows it exists, self-aware, but still choosing violence. I know what I'm doing long. Yeah, yeah. But I love doing it. And that I think is the ultimate problem because I'm like, you know what?

Maybe in a different situation, I am tripping. I know I'm not tripping. So let me crash out real quick. So you know. The thing is that. Girls will find that hot how you are that, oh my God, he understands that he's tripping. But then he doesn't not trip. Like he still trips on her.

It's so freaking cute. Yeah. Yes. It's so freaking cute how you know what's wrong. Like valid Valid example You know like yesterday Or like a couple days ago

We're chilling in bed And then She's just staring at me And I'm like beeping it And she turns off her location For no reason I'm like What's the point of that

And she's like Locke I just want to just see your reaction And I'm like all right You want to see a reaction And then I just popped off And then I was like See this is the kind of stuff you do That's like immature

Like True She was playing with you I don't know about that one That was like Yeah That was just having funny games right there. She was right there.

She was literally right next to you. She was talking about. I just wanted to use it as leverage for you to share yours with me. Oh. Yeah, no, that's a little bit toxic for only her to give you her location and you don't give it to her. Yeah, that's pretty toxic. You're toxic, but that's toxic. Right, valid, valid.

Give her your location right now. He knows, and I respect that. You know what's up, dog. You know you're toxic. That's okay. I think you guys are perfect for each other. Yeah, actually. Who and who?

Him and his girls. I presented myself this way, though. I hate that I hate that I told you from the beginning who I was I used that a lot because I told my husband

on our first day so you know hona like I get angry like really fast and stuff why I told him on to jump so then when I would turn up I'd be like

I told you this from our first day but my suagro is like just because that's how you are doesn't mean that it's how you have to be and bro I was like wisdom from a yucatan

right there so then I was like okay I'll work on myself because that's low keen excuse to not work on yourself. True. But yeah, yeah. So, yes, we are very aware.

This is how I am. Don't try to change me. But also, maybe I should try to change me. Yeah. For the better. Yeah, you shouldn't try to change me. It starts there. It starts at home.

Don't make me change me. Change starts at him. Yes, yes, brother. He made great input. He did. He really did. Give your girl your location, please. I like that the guys are calling in for Nancy.

And I'm sure they're not calling in because she's a baddie. And they're trying to swoop. I think that's why. No, no. Nancy is 24-year-old batty. been with her man for four years. He's an upcoming rapper. She likes his bars, all of that,

but does not like that she feels behind bars with him sometimes. He's too controlling. He don't like that she goes to bars as a in-relationship woman. He don't like that she'd be reposting Justin Bieber, another man as a woman. How dare you? So weird. No he used to.

All right. You'd be surprised. I'm sure more people feel that way, but don't say it out loud because they don't want to seem insecure. That a girl would like About anybody It's like Photonic

You're never going to meet them You don't know You don't know that You don't know that You know that No no you cannot Don't not say that about Christopher Brown

No no he's too close He'd just be around For no reason At one point Vic was talking about Sweetie never knowing He never going to be here Then she's sitting right here

You know what I mean It happens It happens You have a shot Yeah you're gonna meet Michael Boublee one day Doesn't mean that I think he's hot No but you repose

You repose it You repose it. Oh my God. And then I have a whole Christmas collection of him. See? Yeah. Another man? You're going to meet Michael B. Jordan one day, too.

Yeah. He's from. She likes that one full, the other four. I don't even know his name. Oh, Tio Vos. No, not Tio Vaughan. You like Dio Vonn? No, I don't.

Theo James. Theo James. I don't even remember his name. But see? Because you got in trouble. I did get in trouble. Okay. I get it.

I get it. She met her Tio. Hi, ma'am. How are you going to talk about a celebrity crush, IG. You might meet up. I get it, Marcus. I get it. Charlotte, Sherman.

Oh, Charlotte and Sherman Oaks. What's there, Charlotte? Hey, what's going on, you guys? Good morning. Good morning. Talk to Nancy. She's 24, and she feels like she is trapped in a relationship with a guy that gets jealous. But she's wondering, should I just let this slide?

Because I am his first body. Like, maybe just like the most beautiful thing in the world, and that's why. And who wouldn't be afraid of that? Right. Or is this a sign she should leave the relationship. Okay. So I'm coming. from a 40-year-old batty, okay?

Okay, Charlotte. All right, prove it. Let me tell her this. There's no man going to feel that way about you if you keep calling yourself to batty and going to batty route. Let's start there, okay? You're calling yourself a buddy, though.

You're calling yourself a buddy at 40 years old. Let her cook. Let her cook. Let her go see. No, and I'm single. That's why I'm trying to save her. Oh, this is great advice. Hold on, let's listen.

So, mutter, it's like this. He's up and coming, dorky looking. How did all the rappers start? Look at it, look at Drake. How did he start? The grass is goofy, funny-looking, right? Yeah. So it's like this.

Don't sleep on that man now. If you really love him, instead of keep doing stuff to make him insecure, let's start there. But she's not doing anything to make it feel insecure. Yeah. She's just doing herself. She's going out. She has spam accounts that have DM.

Let's be honest. She can message anybody. She's clocking it. She's clocking it. She knows. She's speaking from experience. From bad experience. Come on.

And what I'm trying to say is, if she wants to go out on that vice would be if you really love them in, make it two or three days for him. If you want to go. Is that wrong? That's not, Charlotte. And this is coming from someone that maybe couldn't do that in her life because you're such a baddie. You probably never. What would it be done that for a dude? because you're single still.

Yeah. You've never compromised. The guy made it. It might have died on his arm, no. So, girl, don't make the same mistake because if that boy blows up, you're going to be the one crying. Don't do it.

This is like scared straight, baddie addition. Wait, who was it? What? What about if he never blows up? Yeah, he's the prize or what? But you love him because you love him. Boy, jockey.

To make money move. That make mon move. Back to school shopping. I just did it. and I am very broken out. What about you, Victor? Same. Same.

Now, some parents have figured it out, and I wanted to share this news in case you haven't gone back to school shopping just yet. Goodwill actually has a lot of deals for students and teachers that are going back to school shopping there, and more and more, according to reports, of people are going to thrift shops to shop for their back to school stuff. Now, it may seem like a little sad because you think Goodwill Thir Stop.

Yeah. But Loki I have a Gen Zier, and he would prefer to go to thrift shops versus like going to Zara or going to shop at H&M or anything. Yes, because of the fines. The banties, the vintage. That's all they do. They buy like the baggy clothes there and stuff like that. Yeah, McElmore was ahead of his time to be.

He was. He was. Because it's popping right now to go through shopping. It is. Sometimes you could even find brand new clothes that hasn't been used. Yes. Yeah, I used to go to this place in Long Beach called Buffalo Exchange. And I would trip out that they would have like all this new stuff of like good brands.

like that is very high-end. That was a $55 shirt. Yeah, that's like a $55 shirt. Yeah, that one's that. No, go to the thrift shop that has like a $3 deal. Savers. Savers.

Right there. There's savers. That's a good one. I got my Coachella outfit thrift shopping at the Goodwill by my crib and I got these really cute like pink corduroy jean things.

Yeah. It was like my favorite outfit of the weekend. But I got it thrift shopping and I was like, damn, maybe this is the way to go to. We just look at it a certain way. But loki, I remember. I remember since I was a little going to the thrift shop, I've been telling, I've asked the crew like, who's bought what there?

Yeah. But I remember getting a little jewelry box that a little ballerina like spun from the thrift shop. Yeah. Anyone else? Yeah, I got some cool. Levi's recently at Savers for like $10. See? That would have been, I don't know, $70, $80.

Yeah. One of my favorite jackets that you like, I got a thrift shop. Wow. And you always tell me every time away. Like, I love the jacket. Oh, my God. Oh, God. We got to go thrift shopping.

And Angie, what about you? I haven't. You haven't what? I haven't gone. The only time. Recently, like, no, like, honestly, letty, like, the only time I've gone to Goodwill is because I went with you.

Damn. Like, we went through. No. We went looking for, like, stuff for, like, the office. But no. Letty, I grew up in Santa Ana and not even me. Yeah. The only time I won was when you dragged me.

Oh. No, like, I've donated stuff to Goodwill. Oh, you went to donate. Oh, you went to donate. Oh, let me. And I did do with special exchange. Like, I tried to. you know, but I kept it because they're like, well, give you a dollar.

I'm like, screw that I'm like, they pay you to, they pay you to donate. She's like, let that you can take me because I'm the one that donates. Not even. No, but I haven't. Like, when we were little, it was different. Like, we, like, from going home, I would come home with, like, bags of donated clothes. So, like, after that, when my mom was able to give us stuff, like, my parents, like, we stopped doing that because my mom always told me, like, we work. We struggled through that.

So you guys don't have to go through that again. But that was just us. Yeah, I get you. Like, you were the house. People went and gave. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally, I would go home with... So she didn't have to go to the store,

the third store went to her. I'm to you. Wow. Yeah, but no, actually one of my favorite shirts when I was six was from a donation. The donation. See? Purple and blue.

You should try it out. No, it's not so bad. Angie, let's go shop at Goodwill. You don't know you'll find. Yeah, I'll go with you. We! Don't go with me! Go for yourself.

We! Yeah. But we should go. Yeah. Letty, I'll watch you. I'll stand outside. I'll wait in the car. Actually, I don't like the smell,

letty. So I'll wait for you. No, honestly, when you were asking, like, TJ Max, I like T.J. Max, I like T.J. Max is the thrift. That's not a thrift. I don't know. I was that. It was a true. My goodness. Oh, my God.

This just didn't money moves. And he's richer than all of us. She does have the best credit, though, now. That's it. That's it. She's like, can we just go to Bloomingdale? Yeah. Angie showed me.

I used to work at Bloomingdale. Angie showed me Nordstrom. Before her, I was like a Ross. Yeah, I was a Ross kind of girl. You're right, right. Damn. Hings out of South Coast Plaza all day. Well, I worked through two.

Oh. I play discount. And then I play Appreciation Day. And then all the sugar daddy. They offered her a discount. She's like, no, thanks. I'll pay full price. I don't need that.

Not even. No, thank you. I can afford it. Well, for all of us, everyone else, just so you know, Goodwill, Southern California's giving students and teachers 10% off with the valid school ID

through August 31st. So go ahead, have some fun out there. You might see me rummaging and Angie outside. Like, ooh. Here's the bag. I need some shoes, Angie, please. Highlights of brown bag.