Brown Bag Mornings - 08/19/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🥊 CARDI B’S BOXING BODYGUARD & 💸 THE DODGERS’ BILLION DOLLAR FRAUD

Episode Date: August 19, 2026

The squad reacts to the viral clip of Cardi B putting her daughter Culture into boxing so she can handle the physical beef once Cardi hits 60 and can only fight with her mouth. 🥊 We’re also breaking down the shocking allegations against Dodgers owner Mark Walter, who allegedly used $20 billion in life insurance money to fund his sports empire and is now facing a December deadline to pay it back or head to prison. 💸 The Homie Helpline gets absolutely unhinged as Noemi from Whittier explains how she married her "King Koopa" girlfriend just a month after giving birth to a baby fathered by her ex. 🤰💍 Petty Police investigates the Detroit news anchor who was fired for calling her producer a "b-word" on a hot mic, giving us the legendary new catchphrase "Geez-o-pets!" 📺🤬 Finally, we check in on Cristiano Ronaldo’s messy Instagram feed—why does the billionaire still have photos of his supermodel ex from ten years ago after just getting married? ⚽️🤳 [Edited by @iamdyre ⛺] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (4:36) Petty Police (8:20) Homie Helpline (19:41) Chisme (22:53) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag Zulu will come here? Now what's going on? Damn! She's Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, Cardi B is getting her daughter ready to fight, okay?

Her daughter, culture, she's eight years old, and so she was on live with her, right? And she's saying, like, culture, are you ready for boxing? You got to learn how to fight because your mom's going to need your help later when I'm old. Listen.

No, no, and I'm going to try you when you grow up. And I got some down like so you know when you 25 and you know I'm like don't make me bring out my daughter. No when I'm an old bitch and I can't fight no more. You got me? Yeah, yeah, exactly. When I'm like about 60 and I'm talking to these that's when you come in. I love it.

She knows that she's not going to change. Yeah. She's going to get in drama. Yeah. I'm 60 years old. That my mouth will work just fine but my physical capabilities will slow down. So she already has her backup culture. That's why she's like we're going to start doing boxing already.

This is the same. Remember that prank is like, hey, I'm fighting the neighbor. You have to fight her daughter. Are you ready? All the parents would prank their kids? Yes. Oh, my God. So what those kids are made of. The ones are like, where that? I love those kids. And the other ones like, no, mom, no. Yes. Have you ever had a fight for your parent? Like your parent got into something? You know what? Not physically, but verbally. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's because it was something racist. They were calling them that. And my parents don't know Spanish. And at the time, I'm like... They don't know English. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't know English.

Clearly, I don't know English. They don't know English. So they were accusing my dad that he backed up and then crashed into them. But it was like, no, lady, you were coming down the hill. You didn't break and you hit us. So then they pulled over at the time that the lady was like yelling at my dad, telling them like racial stuff. My dad doesn't speak English.

So I'm over here getting heated. I'm 12 at that age. And so I'm going off at that lady. Good. You let out all your curse words, huh? Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. And then after that, I let my sisters have it inside the car because I told them, like,

you guys are older and you're having me a 12-year-old. Yeah, so it was a whole family. Okay, Angie! Angie from the fly, don't mess with her. You're a lioness over there. But that was the only time. Yeah. Yeah.

Don't come at her family, okay? Anybody else? Yeah, I had like an issue or it was like my dad. It was a neighbor. Like, I don't know. They came to the door. He's making up the story. No, no, no.

We're watching it. You're watching it. It's hard to explain. His brain is putting together. The fake stuff. There was like an old dude. He was like tripping. I get it.

Let me guess. You got in the middle. You're like, I don't want to do this to you, pal. And then the diesel came out of nowhere. And there was a dinosaur. It's all about family. Yeah.

All right. Thanks, Mick. That's great. That's great. That's it. Brought to you guys. Brought to you guys buy your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback.

More needs. I'm part of 106. If it's hip pop, you know let these on. Yeah, I go. Rep sheet. Let these set. You know who else is lying to the kids? Freaking young thug, man.

School just started. He went to an elementary school in McCann, Macon, Georgia. Okay. And he told the kids that fame is the most important thing to strive for in life. Listen. So, Pan is really the most important.

If you be famous, you're almost as important as the richest person in the world. You got to keep up with it. You got to always make sure it lead. It leads you to the right room. You got to move. You got to move totally different. Okay.

Okay. Okay. My Young Tug. Who's booking? By the way, seeing Young Tug pull up or any rapper of that matter on your first week of school, I'm sure it's a turn-up. Hell yeah. So you believe everything that person says. He's fine.

Listen, TK. You got to be famous. You know? Why aren't you guys streaming right now? Right now. For real. I could be wrong, but I believe this is part of his sentencing that he had to talk to go back and talk to kids in Georgia. So he's just saying stuff just to say stuff?

Well, that just goes to show Nobody's actually trying to book him And the things that he's saying is like Can he service? Yes, like he's trying his best But I don't know if that's the right message for kids I get you like He didn't have anything prepared

But they're like, hey no, you got to do this For more purposes Yeah, because it was like I remember the stuff about Georgia He could only be there if he was doing Positive things for the community Right So there you go

That's really positive Emphasis on positive I don't know what this was. Everybody be famous right now. That's important. It should be more important than rich people. Just be famous.

No. That's the sound that I'm police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest.

Pretty. Petty. You know what I love the most about Brown Bag is that we are so honest. Have y'all ever wanted to call me the B word? No. No. That is disrespectful. Who would ever want to do that?

It's a bad boo. I love you. What about our producer, Ramona? You ever want to call her? Never. No. We don't love each other here. Okay.

Okay. Just wondering. Just wondering. Just get clipping this for when it actually happens. Hey, there's, why are you not in your head, Ramona? You're so involved in this race. I'm not understanding. Okay.

So this happened over in Detroit. A newscaster was caught on a hot mic. Kind of going back and forth with her producer and ends up calling her a B word again while on the hot mic. this to ended up getting her fire check this out i don't think you are you're walking out really angry pitt geez oh pete what is the jizo pete now jizo piz i have said yeah i have said that

let the jizzo pizzo they come to take her mic it's funny because it seems like there's one dude like abro we got to we got to help her out so he comes to take your mic back can i feel please finish what i'm gonna say what the fuck grow up The guy's like, here, give me your mic, girl. Give me your mic, girl. Yes. It happened over in Detroit. Her name is Taryn Asher.

She's a longtime Detroit TV news anchor. But yeah, she had a confrontation with her producer of sorts. And she's like, no, I can't. Oh, man. Gizzo Wally Letty. Come on. Gizzo Pete, too. That's the craziest one I heard.

That is so funny. That must be the highest level of getting a white person mad. Because I've never heard it. That one? Oh, gosh. Jesus. So, peace. Oh, gosh, darn it.

But I saw some comments, and a lot of people in Detroit loved her. Like, she was like a beloved newscaster. She's been in Detroit News since 2007. Wow. Now, this video itself is old, but it's making the rounds. So she got off the air, pulled off the air in November 2025. Oh, damn. Complaints about what Fox describes as repeated unprofessional workplace behavior and outbursts.

Because of that? Yeah. That's like nothing. Maybe she has Tourette's. Jesus, Pete. I just feel like you should be able to put up with some stuff for... Yeah. Come on now.

And I thought I heard that she was just like angry at the other person because they were like taking too long for something. They were going back and forth. I believe she had went off script. She had freestyled a bit on air. And then so she was telling the producer that, yeah, I had to pivot because I had to add in this info. And then the producer walked out. And she's like, oh my gosh.

You're like really angry now. Jesusop beats. Can we make Gizelopeets very normalized? Yeah, I like it. In honor of this Taryn Asher, a Detroit newscaster. Yeah, let's do it. And for the record, no one has ever thought that for old. Gizzo Pete?

Gizzo Pete? No, no. No. Not you. Not nobody in this room. Okay, he's not here right now. Concrete? Have you ever wanted to call me?

No. No. But when I was on the street team, yeah, you know. What? I would get mad all the time. I would crash out. On who? Everybody.

Oh. Oh, geez O'Pee. Oh, geez O'Pee's even me? The street team is still part of PowerWito C. Yeah. I love them. I love them. They're my family, but I'm like, geez, oh, Pete.

My God. Y'all don't know how to put up a tent? Yeah. Gee's O'Pee's. Go get the raffle ticket. Jeez o' peace. That wasn't their name. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean phone line. We've got you. The homie helpline. That's right, Lettie. We got lesbians.

The guys get so excited when we talk about lesbians. They don't want you. I know, but we want the same things. I want to watch. Whoa. Oh, Craig. They like what I like. We're the same, but we're different.

You know what I'm saying? I'm lesbian, too. You know what I'm saying? Okay, anyway. Oh. Oh, poor. Just stop. All right.

We're just headed. Okay. All right. All right. Well, Leslie hit us up. And she said she needs help understanding her ex because she broke up with her. She got broken up with, I should say. Leslie did. And now she said, you know what? You're just like, you lost yourself in this relationship. You need to go back out there and find yourself. And like, you know, things are hard for me. I'm a mom and a girlfriend. It's a lot for me too. So whatever. They have two little ones. Or she has two. The ex has two little ones, two and four. And she would watch the kids all day. Now she's trying to adjust to life. after the kids, after the relationship, and she's going out, trying to explore, trying to find herself. And then all of a sudden she gets messages and saying, like, what the hell are you doing? Why are you out there living your life?

You're pissing me off. I'm going to unfollow you for the things that you've been doing. And let the, like, I took a look at her story. She's just doing stuff like going to theme parks. She's not doing anything crazy. Oh, it's not even the clubs. No. You know what I'm saying?

It's like. They've only been bringing over two weeks. Yeah. Two weeks. So honestly, what can you get into in those? She's been crazy. The club. See?

Tell me about it. Yeah, but you also have, like, no morals. So you're going to go ahead and do the crazy stuff. I will. I will. Within 24 hours, I will be. You'll sniff it off her butt. Yes, exactly.

You ain't me mad? You want to break up with me? I would go to fig. Break up with me? Where's your best friend? I'll show you. See? No morals.

No morals. No morals. But yeah, she's asked. Hold on. Hold on. K. WRFM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106, L.A.'s number one for hip-hop, proceed. Yeah, no, so she's asking us, like, what do I do, you guys?

Like, is this, like, normal X behavior? She's trying to control me even after we broke up. Like, is this, does this happen to other people? She's young. I could just tell us she's young. And her breakup activities is the theme parks, yeah, theme parks. Brother. Brother.

She's going to live and she's going to learn. This definitely happens during breakups. You shouldn't have fallen for the let's stay friends clause in the breakup. That's always asking for trouble. That's so dumb. That's just like, let me keep eyes on you. Yeah, never works. Never works at all. It doesn't.

Never works. Keeping the door open. But why? Because you love it. It's weird. Sell your car to the neighbor. I don't want to see you. Keep that thing in the garage.

And if you weren't good enough to be in their life as a partner. Yeah. Why would you be a friend? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And you know, you know that person. You know they're a bad friend anyway. Yes. You have been demoted. All right. We are taking your calls. Has an ex ever tried to control you after you guys broke up and it was like, hey, bro, or ACEs or, look, hey, you, leave you alone.

You broke up with this, all this. You guys have nothing to say. You guys ain't anything about my thirst traps. You guys ain't even where I go. It's true. Yeah. Got no saying that. Your friends follow them too so that your friends are updating you with them.

Oh, yeah. Oh my God. That's the word. Hey, bro, you didn't really like her, right? I can't, I can't. Don't even start, right, bro. Bro, code. I'm telling you first.

Don't even start. Hey, bro, when did she get a Lamborghini? Oh, no, she was in the passenger seat. No. Oh. Do you know anybody with Lamborghini? Why he's sound like lifting gunplay? All right.

Let's go to Noellee in Whittier. Noeli. Hello. Hi, good morning. Hi. Good morning. Good morning. Noeli.

You had a controlling X? It's Noemi. I'm sorry. I don't think here this should be right. Oh, Noemi. Got you, got you. Sorry, my beautiful Noemi. Talk to us.

So I did, and like I was telling the gentleman, I did have a controlling ex and I had to marrying her like about a month and a half ago. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Lesbians? Yes. Yeah. More lesbians.

Yeah. I made her my baby mama. What? Wait, that's not physically possible. I think that's how worse. Noem. So you guys had broken up and she stayed like trying to. to be acting like she was still your your girl yeah so we had actually i so my son just turned a

year old last month on the 29th okay and we basically broke up literally the day before i had to go and to get a scheduled c section so you can already imagine how my messages were going that night no no no no no you can't just drop that type of a bomb no emmy let's talk to you were dating her while you were pregnant yeah so i was dating her I had ended up finding out I was pregnant when I started dating her. So you played for both teams. Yeah. And you told her like, hey, I'm pregnant.

Like, what was that like for you and her? So it was more of like we were on a talking stage. And it's like the father of my kids, it was like, my birthday is in the end of October. So it was more like that we did something in the beginning of November. When in San Diego called it a weekend. And didn't really talk after that. And three weeks later, I ended up finding out it was pregnant because it's already my third pregnancy. So it's like I knew my body.

Yep. You can tell. You have the signs. Like something feels a little bit more tender than usual. Or you feel like a crumb that doesn't go away. And you're like, there it is. New baby. Well, it was more of like the hormones because she kind of said something.

And it just kind of made me just crash out. I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant every Tuesday. Oh, Tuesday and Tuesday. But it ended up being like that. And we kind of like, we wrote it out through the whole pregnancy. It was this iffy situation because she was like, you know, the whole baby daddy. She's like, how do I know?

Mind you, after our second kid, it was more of like a done deal, but like we still kept it cool. Yeah. So it was like, oh, you know, hey, your birthday weekend, boom, pregnant. So month later, I ended up telling her, I was like, hey, you know what? I'm pregnant. And she was just like, I, she was on the tip where she was like, oh, you know what? I'm just, you know, I'm just here fun. You know, I'm here for a good time, a long time.

Ah. Okay, okay. Yeah. And you were down, you were down for someone that unsurious while you were having a serious situation. You're crazy girl, no I mean. You know, I'm here for a short time, not a long time. You're a mom. I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

Okay. You're a mom? Girl, I'm pregnant. Whoa. Wow. Is it mine? Is it mine? Was she your first girl?

Because you were with the eggs before and the dude. So I, honestly, she was the second girl I ever was with, like, took seriously. Okay. But I could say she was like the top crash out. She beat all of them. Oh, okay. She's King Cooper of the girls. Okay.

Yeah, so when we broke up, it was more of like, yeah, you know, you're right. You're going to start a new chapter in your life. And I was just like, yeah, you know, okay, whatever. came the day that I actually gave birth. I gave birth in the morning, so like around 12. My mom had sent in a picture to her. She's like, oh, look, babies here. So mind you, she was around the pregnancy, the whole pregnancy.

Yeah. So it's like, we were laying down. She was feeling babies kick, the whole nine yards. Cute, cute. So we ended up breaking up, and she was already pretty much accustomed to my girl. I have two daughters, so she was accustomed to them. My second one was on her arms all the time. So when we ended up breaking up, she did tell me that she did kind of hold me responsible

because she's like, you know, like, you're not right. And I agree with her. That is not right at all, you know, especially because it's not just her. It's kids involved, too. So we ended up, you know, kind of like figuring it out. And I married her like a month and a half ago because, you know, like if a man ain't going to do it, well, man, it's going to do it. What an excuse.

I've never heard that before. Me neither. Me neither. Now I'm terrified. What a saying. The man and woman, brother. Wow. Yeah, she ate, for real. She ate, literally.

Literally. I get it. So you guys break up before you give birth, then you give birth to your kid, and she's kind of like reprimanding you. Like, you're a mom. We had the kids involved. What are we doing here? What are we doing with our lives? Yeah, basically, because I think the day of the birth, she kind of thought about it.

Because the father of my kids, like I said, he's very involved. So I did want him present to be there. So she was like, oh, like, you guys are probably playing house. You know, you probably forgot about me. And I was just like, girl, you know, like, get a grip. Oh, like, I'll start a surgery. You know, I'll call you when I get out of you. Damn, my goodness.

It's just a baby. You're the problem. My third one, too, by the way. By the way, I was broken up with him when I made the third one because it was just a birthday weekend. No, I mean, duh. She was going to be suspicious, no Emmy. Well, I'll be very honest with you.

My kids now actually call my wife, mom, because, like I said, we just recently got married like a month and a half ago. So, yeah, I told her, I said, you know what? I said, we're getting married or what? Hey. Oh, it's no Emmy. And as far as for Leslie, you know what? She lost a good person. Like, I feel like, you know, all that.

mom stuff, throw it out the window, girl. Get it together. Wake up earlier. Find some time. Oh, yes. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Paro 106, number one for hip-hop and Anaheim. Shouted to all of our pretitos listening in the city of Anaheim.

Noemi, back to you. So you're telling our home girl on the homie help line, Leslie, that her ex missed out because she was very part of it. Basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Long story short. I'm very honest with you.

A woman was somebody I never pictured myself with. as far as even marrying. But it's not the end of the world, girl. There's worst things in the world. You know, world hunger, pollution. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, she went there, yeah?

Go that run. I love it. That's a great way to think about it. You think you have pain? Let's go take a trip. Yeah. World hunger. Thank you so much for calling in.

There you go. No, me. She's crazy. Yeah. She's crazy girl. She was calling her wife to crash out when she was over here crashing out over here. She's my, maybe she's pregnant again.

Yeah. That's how she could. She's pregnant. All right. All right. Baby girl, Leslie, yes. Like, Wiceney and Del famously said,

Salte. Salte. Salte. Salte del car. All right. I did such a good job. I did such a good job. He always has to do that.

Do it. Come here? Now what's going on? Damn. She's Mason with Angie. Okay. Soccer player and superstar. Christina Ronaldo.

just got married last week. Cristiano. Cristiano. He said Christina. No, Ronaldo, he just got married last week. And already he's being disrespectful to his wife, Georgina. What? Okay, because the internet's being messy,

and they started digging up his Instagram and noticed that this fool still has pictures of his ex, Irina Shake, which, if you guys remember, they dated for like five years. We don't remember, Angie. Oh, no, dude, but they were... You remember? They were a big deal.

Arena, she's actually like a supermodel. She's a Victoria's Secret model. Nice. So when they were dating, it was like a big deal saying like, oh my God, look at them together. I love that for you, Angie. You know the. I didn't know. I discovered soccer in 2026.

Yep. So I'm just kidding. Oh, gosh. Typical. I know. Okay. But yes, he still has pictures of his ex from 2013, 2015. On his Instagram.

Georgina is his wife. Now his wife. They've been together for 10 years. They have since 2016. So even while that was your girl, you had pictures of your ex. Yep. I jol. And I dug up, like, I started scrolling throughout thousands of pictures of his.

And, yeah, he still has him. And people are still commenting saying, like, damn, like, you still have them. You're not going to take him off? He's standing on business? No. Dude, no. He's too rich to scroll all the way back. Yeah.

I was thinking that. Someone else do it. I was thinking that. Georgina will do it for you. Oh, yeah. True. Let me see him, I'll do it. Yeah.

No, but I was thinking that. I'm like, well, I get it. It's like 20, I mean, 15 years ago, but it's like, no, you're getting the notifications because people are liking it. So you can literally just click right there. Angie, it's 15 years ago. But when they first got together, it was five years ago. It wasn't that bad. Like, they could have done it when they got serious.

Okay. To defend them, though, he has like 100 million Instagram followers. So he probably doesn't get the notifications. He gets notifications every second. They're on his page. He posted it. I know, but he has 100 million followers. But you're trying.

You don't get notifications for you posting. I would get, no, but it's too many. It's way too many. 679 million followers. You see it? How the hell is he going to see anything? That's weird. He can even Google it.

What do you mean? How is he going to see anything? It's his page. But there's other notifications that pop up. Not only those, it's a flood. No, that's what happens. Let your girlfriend have pictures of her X on. You're going to be mad.

Yeah. She's not rich enough for that. Yeah. She don't have that many followers. She's not getting those notifications. You're going to hear me out. I don't know, I'm made horace girl. That looks suspicious.

That looks suspicious. Yes, that was before me, but that looks suspicious. Delete it. That makes me jealous. Yeah. I don't know. You just got it sometimes. Or maybe she's cool with it.

Maybe. I don't know. Maybe she's not insecure like me. No, I don't think any girl would be okay with your man still have pictures of your ex, like regardless. Good. I would use this as an argument. Now that people are bringing it up, she's not going to be cool with it. Yeah.

Yeah. So now it's going to be a problem. You may be a good for. A week after we got married? Oh, damn no. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball!

All right, you guys. People think Dodgers owner, Mark Walter, could go to prison because of all his alleged fraud. What should? These past few weeks have been crazy with Los Angeles sports owner drama, right? Clippers owner Steve Ballmer got cheating accusations. Lakers owner, Jeannie Bus. He was cleared of him. He was, supposedly.

Lakers owner, Jeannie Bus and the family soap opera with that. But nothing is scarier than Mark Walter because he might actually go to prison. So he has to repay $20 billion by December 31st to an insurance regulator. All right, because he was using money from his life insurance company to fund his other businesses, such as the Dodgers, Chelsea FC, and formerly the Lakers. And now he's being forced to unwind the businesses and get his books strained out. And essentially, he was taking Peter's money to pay Paul. It's like how to, like, dumb it down the most.

And, you know, people are suspecting that he never had the money to purchase the Dodgers in the first place. Way back in 2012. And that he's been doing this all along and using other people's life insurance money to buy things for himself. Oh, fraudster. Is that the money he used to pay alligator aquitra's funding with? Probably. Probably. Yeah.

And, you know, so it's like, imagine grandma suddenly dies. And then the money for a funeral isn't there because the Dodgers need a new right fielder. Like, I believe it. You know what I'm saying? Like, and then this whole time. Johnny, respectfully, I'm tripping because it's like, hey, I put my stuff on Karnan, you guys said you were going to pay me. Yeah. But you were waiting to pay me because you were waiting for all these life insurance.

Great point, letty. That's what I was thinking to immediately. We thought the Dodgers were like light years ahead. Yeah. Oh, they're putting, you know, deferred payments. And it's because they're just so smart that they're using this. But it's like, maybe they never had the money all along. Yeah.

Isn't that so crazy? Yeah. But so after selling the Lakers, he still has to come up with $7.6 billion in 90 days. What the Billion? Yes, billion. So people are suspecting he might have to also sell the Dodgers

and if he doesn't sell the Dodgers he's probably going to prison. But if it's fraud, isn't that just a crime period? Like if you're frotting people out of their life insurance money like that's, like I don't know that there's anything you can pay back to get clear from that. Yeah, well, I guess insurance.

You would have to pay it back and also go to jail. Yeah, I guess so it says right here the $20 billion related party loans he has to pay off by December 31st. That's the deadline. And if he doesn't reach that, then he can face severe criminal penalties, including prison time. So if he pays it off, he's not going to jail. But he committed fraud.

Yeah. He might be like, have like a bunch of regulations that he can no longer buy this, can no longer buy that or whatever. After that. Nobody's a crime to, like, fraud people out there. Yeah, 100%. I think that one dude that started the, like, Backshed Boys and InSink. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That dude is in jail for that or like he got locked up for that.

Yeah, I mean, if this was, he's been doing the whole time. Yeah. I mean, it sucks, too, as a Dodger fan because he's been a great owner for us and we've been winning World Series. Oh, dude. It all makes sense now. But it's like all this stuff for the World Series only. He should have just took the money out the Michiladas from Dodger Stadium. Michiladas.

Hey. You want to make the money fast. Stop letting ice into the parking lot. I know. Yeah, that too. Yeah. Sad Mark Welchers. Highlights of brown bag.