Brown Bag Mornings - 08/20/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🇻🇪 THE VENEZUELAN TRAP & 🏀 LEBRON’S TOXIC BREAKUP BEHAVIOR

Episode Date: August 20, 2026

We’re diving deep into a wild Homie Helpline where Alex reveals how a 26-year-old Venezuelan TikToker tried to secure a $2,000 birthday haul after only six days of "milkman" service. 🇻🇪📱 The Petty Police are on the scene to discuss how karma finally hit the Kardashians now that Jordyn Woods is a married woman with an NBA championship husband. 🍑💍 Rap Sheet gets legendary as we recap Tyrese’s claim that Michael Jackson was a "smooth criminal" who literally hijacked his "2000 Watts" record without a discussion. 🎤⚡ Plus, Shoot the Jay breaks down LeBron James’ suspicious "fresh breakup behavior" as he flaunts his new 76ers teammates all over Chatsworth. 🏀🏙️ Finally, we get real about Mary J. Blige’s regrets and why Angie is officially launching "Mission Impregnation" for 2027! 🍼📈 [Edited by @iamdyre 🎒] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (1:58) Rap Sheet (4:00) Petty Police (8:32) Homie Helpline (23:53) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights are brown bag Zool, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! Cheese Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys know Mary Deep Lodge, right? Yeah.

Okay, well, I don't want to be like her, you guys, at all, because she's living with some regrets. Apparently, she doesn't have kids, which trip me out because I could have sworn she had kids, but she doesn't have kids of her own. And now she regrets it, listen. Struggling. I saw a lot of my family members needing babysitters,

them not having a choice, no freedom. So when you're younger, those are the words you make, those are the choices you make. I don't want any kids. But then when you get older, you start to see how valuable their kids are to them, you know? So now I was like, oh, man. She's regretting me.

Oh, that sucks. Hurry up, Angie. I know, that's my mind. I don't want to be like her. Hurry up. Yeah, I thought she had kids too because she plays Monet Tejada in power and she has four kids and that. I don't know why.

I was like, yeah, she has four kids. four kids what are you talking about but she doesn't not any kids of her own yeah but angi get to it right so hungoria had Denzo Washington's baby because she did in training day Evan Mendez yeah yes I did that was her baby daddy

and Ryan Gosson's a stepdad Movies are not real Angie this year next year what's the plan honestly it has to be next year otherwise yeah you know I'm done why next year why not just now yeah just speed it up instead of Chishamation will do impregnation

Impregnation Impregnation Insemination Little That's their song That's it for some of That's it for some of the If it's hip hop

You know let these on There I go Rap sheet Let these set go Imagine getting robbed By Michael Jackson Oh Oh, no.

Give me everything you got. That actually happened to Ty Reese. No. He doesn't know how he feels about Michael Jackson because he feels robbed. So Michael Jackson has an album called Invincible. On that album, there's a song called 500 Watts. But apparently, it was Ty Reese's. Now, they shared a producer that they worked with Teddy Riley,

and he had went over to the studio to work with Michael. Michael asked to hear what he's been working on. He was working on a Tyrese record, and here's how it went down according to Tyrese. Listen. 2,000. And my vocals is on it. I sung it. Played him the song like three times in a row.

Mm-hmm. Oh, my God, played again. I love it so much. Yeah. And then, after the third listen, he says, I want it. Michael said he wanted the song. Now, here's the thing. 500 watts, I get it.

It's a light. Light bulb. Yeah. But it means so much more to Tyrese, who's first. from Watts, California, and that's why he feels away. I don't know how I feel to this day, because it didn't feel like it was up for discussion. I have a song coming, an album called 2000 Watts. It's me in the year 2000 on my album cover.

I'm standing in front of the Watts Towers. I got the theme song, title song. And then all of a sudden I get a phone call that says, I want it. And it was gone. Poor thing. 2,000 watts. My bad. I kept saying 500.

I don't know like shopping for bulbs Poor guy Wow He can't say anything You can't say anything Oh Michael wants your stuff

Yeah that's true Hey he really is a smooth criminal For real It's mine I want it I like it It's mine now Hey what size are those Jordans

Yes Those are mine now Run it My guy That's the sound That's the sound That's the police The petty police

You're petty I'm being petty Petty, petty Petty girl Pretty and them Petty is Pretty pettiest Oh my little petty, petty princess kingdom

That is the Kardashian girls Oh, the little ladies Their pettiness has come back to bite them And their big beauties Their big beautiful plumb beauties I lump you with Ew You're not wrong

I know, but I'm saying it like a cute little girlie Like, ew they're little these little peaches And you're like yes Oh yeah I'll drink the bath water Oh, I know He's sweet Watch your hair.

Greg Park. He's turning 30 tomorrow and he's acting like he's 45. I know. It's getting to be already. I should have heard the music. Gio Monioso. Back to the story. All right. The Kardashian girls, they did something a few years back when their little sister, Kylie Jenner, her best friend, Jordan Woods, ended up in a predicament. But one of the sister, Chloe Kardashians, her man. At the time, Tristan Thompson, they have two children together right now. Then they're working it out as best as this. they can. But during that time, all the girls rallied with Chloe against this Jordan Woods, who's again, the homegirl of Kylie Jenner. There was some sort of situation where Jordan Woods was over the house of Tristan, it was a bunch of other people, sat on his lap reportedly allegedly, and I think there was some sort of kissing going on.

It's kind of the details that we know. So all hell broke loose against Jordan Woods. And at one point in time, Kim Kardashian, Kirste, who was with Kanye West at the time. Everything was said, oh, they had their kids. Everybody kind of had their own thing going on. Yeah. Did a petty video in the backseat of a car,

kind of showing Chloe to her side while she sang along to this song. Oh, man. And Kim was like, there was like a Snapchat filter on her. Yeah. Stay way, girl. We're on you. We got you. Fast forward to 2026.

And Jordan Woods is now married to NBA star Carl Anthony Towns, who just won championship, NBA championship. So big up to them. Yeah, congrats to them on that. However, fans are resurfacing that clip. Of course. And going in on the Kardashian sisters, like, she did find her man. Like, find her own.

She did. And where y'all at? But your baby mamas. Oh. Those are what the comments are saying. Yeah, yeah. I was like she won because she's married now. She's married now.

Like, you all kind of rallied against her at one point. Yeah. Yeah. and her best friend Kylie and that probably puts Kylie in a predicament like my sister or my bestie so that's totally understandable but you see all of that happen and then Chloe ends up getting back into a situation of sorts with the same dude that she had a drama and it still hasn't seemed to work out so well I'm sure she's doing the best she can yeah um she's uh came is with the f1 racer hopefully that fairs out really well for her and she they've gone through their own trial and

errors. Yeah, they have. But it's kind of like a lesson of be careful who when you're petty because that can, things can change at the drop of a dime. Oh, yeah, 100%. You're up and your pedestal can fall and it look really bad later on. Yeah, looking back, it feels kind of bad for like Jordan at the time. She didn't really, like she did something wrong 100%. But Tristan Thompson was the villain in that story. He was the older dude. She was 19 years old, you know? And granted, I think they did give her a lot of a lot of ish for it for sure it just steamed out weighed like y'all are going ham on her and and then this one still has another kid with you like yeah he's doing the same thing that he's been doing since 10 years ago and you know she made like a dumb mistake

obviously with her sister with her friend's sister and like I'm sure she feels bad about it but she seemed to like grow up and grow past it yeah it's like when you see somebody from high school and they still have the same drama, you're like, damn, you're still going through that? Still? That was 10 years ago, dog. Get over and I'm up. Something happened? Yeah.

I don't want to delve in. Me too. This guy's turning 30 and just divulging something. He's on Facebook now. He's going back. Stop poking people. When's the reunion? Facebook dating, all right?

Facebook dating. You find him on Facebook match or whatever on the face. I'm selling this couch, girl. All right. Check this out, homie. or need some help. We need your help. We need a line.

I mean phone line. We got your fault. The homie help line. Leti, we might have stumbled on a super secret Venezuelan woman operation. I think we did. I think, and I just wanted to tell the Venezuelan community, I did not mean to be the one that Brexit the year. Yeah, yeah.

What is it, whistleblower? Yeah. The Venezuelan crime ring. Yes, yes. Alex hit us up and he said he met a beautiful 26-year-old Venezuelan girl on Facebook dating. only six days ago. Wow. Things have been moving at the speed of light.

They spent the whole weekend together. They hooked up. They fought. She got, he got blocked. All this. Yeah, it's like the Odyssey. Yeah.

They watched the Odyssey. Yeah, things got hot and heavy in the car. She said, you know. She's requesting some milk. Yeah, requesting the milk. He gave it to her. He supplies because that's what he does. Just a milkman.

Yes. He also, also denied his kids. She said, you know, what, hey, like, do you have any kids? He's like, no, I don't got any of those. Anyway. Change the subject. And he also saw how she was living, not living very good, no furniture, no bed frame, just

a mattress on the floor. I think it's hilarious. Oh, girl, you got to be a better mother than that. Meanwhile, I am not a father that's not acknowledging my kids. Yeah, yeah. She's like, what the hell? Yes. And just so happens that her birthday is tomorrow, you guys.

And on Monday, three days into knowing her. she asked for a coach purse, a new iPhone, big thing of flowers, dinner, all this stuff. He's like, dude, that's like $2,000. Damn. Why do you ask for that? He says that he thinks, because he lives good, I'm wondering if he presented that to her.

It seems like it. Come on. Because we did speak to him. Alex, we spoke to you yesterday, and you and Angie were kind of going back and forth, like La Malacostombraste. Like, you kind of also showed out for her, right? Alex.

Alex. Alex. Alex. Alex He has a sunhole He's probably smashing her Yeah Already

Providing the milk right now But he had mentioned to us Like yeah I know like I was paying for things And so one would assume Maybe she's like oh this is the This is it He's got it like

He's got it like She's requesting things And then he's like wait hold on It chill chill chill girl She's on TikTok live too She's apparently a TikTok creator That's crazy Yeah I need to see her page

He won't tell us We asked him what the page was I'll send some roses. She also has a husband that got deported last year. Oh, yeah. Got to factor that in. And so. But wait, there's more.

Literally. Then he finally confessed to having kids. She broke down crying. And she said, why would you lie to me about this? Why do you do? Because me me mean, Alex. That's great. And so now he's like, okay, what's going on?

Like, did I just dodge a bullet here? Or is this a great opportunity with the great girl? And he wants to know. Yes. And we have answers. We have Chris in San Fernando. What's up, Chris? Chris.

What's up? Chris, talk to us, brother. What you got for our guy, Alex? I mean, I'm going to say he dodged a bullet, but he got stuck out. I think he got stuck already. Yeah, I think so too. We think he got trapped too. Because he also shooting at the club, so to speak, and just met her.

And that could be the trap. Yeah. And as of yet, did it yesterday. Yeah. They've been together one week. Supposedly she's on birth control, but who knows? But you're saying that because you two have had a similar situation. Yeah.

A couple years ago, I met a Venezuelan on TikTok. Oh my God. What? TikTok. Are we sure it's not the same? TikTok. And it was the same thing. She didn't want to send me the messages.

And at first I was like, I didn't think much of it. And then, like, within a week, we started talking on WhatsApp. And it didn't take long for her to start talking to me all night, like, the way that he does, like, oh, yeah, I'm in, I think I'm in love with you. I want you to have my kids and stuff like that. And I was thrown back a little bit. But I was like, you know what? Let's just roll with it, see what happens.

So then once she starts to, like. asked for, like, a phone. She starts asking for a car, for a passport for, I'm like, you know what? I can't do this. So the one thing that I did actually help her with was the passport because she said she wanted to go to another country that she couldn't come to the United States. But then after that, I realized, you know what, I think she's trying to use me to leave Venezuela because she couldn't get out.

Oh, so she was living. In Venezuela, you had never met her in person. It was literally just through WhatsAppi TikTok. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Okay. I got to get the impression that she wanted to travel together

so that we can meet up somewhere like in Spain, and then she would stay there. Oh, wow. In Spain, okay. She was trying to trap you, bro. No, not even trap. Get her, get stuff. Get played. Yeah.

She was not trying to have this fool's baby? No, and she was all fine or what? She was beautiful, right? No, she was fine. Yeah, and young. Yeah. Well, she was around my age. Okay, okay, okay.

In 30s, no 30s. That's still young. So, like, after a while, we ended up, I ended up cutting out communication with her. And not that long ago when Maduro ended up getting caught, she reached out to me. Oh. Kind of see, like, oh, you know, how are you? How are you? in his neck.

I'm scared now. Dude. Maduro is the president of Venezuela. Yeah, but she called me saying that she starts talking to me on nights and then she's saying that one of her friends ended up getting the visa. So I'm like, oh, that's what you want. You want to come back to try to get the visa for me.

Nope. And you better not, okay? Oh, I didn't. Good, good, bro. This is it. This is the African prince scamper of the Venezuelan woman. It is. It is, dude.

I'm so scared right now. Albert, in Southgate. Something similar happened to you too? What's wrong with you guys? Hey, Buenos Aires. I'm scared. What I'm scared? What I was?

I was 20. This is, she didn't try to go dig me or nothing like that. I was like 21 and she was a full blood, Senora, like at 39, you know? Senora? Yeah, well, at 21, 39 is a seora, you know? That's your mindset. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know?

So I met her at the way. Walmart layaway like when it was when Walmart used to do layaway. Amazing. Oh, what a love story. What a love story. Is she from Valetuela? Yeah, she's ready to smell it. Oh, gosh.

The same scenario in the first week, the second day. Hey, come over. And I'm like, all right. Like, you know, I already knew what's up. I'm like, home boy. I'm like, super bad. Let's go. He's 21.

Yeah, he's 21. Yeah. Prendi-a. Everything. I see, like, like, like, like, everything was lovely. What? The smell.

Venezuelan women carried. Oh, my God. Sleep, taste study. Ceremones. So, so at a, like, little talk that we would have, she told me like, oh, yeah, you're the only guy, whatever, whatever. And I'm like, oh, that, cool. So I'm over there shooting up the club, like, crazy.

You don't need not knowing any better. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then one day, I thought about it. I'm like, you know what? Like, nah, like, let me protect myself, right? So I show up and I'm like, oh, you know what? I left the protection in the car. And she's like, oh, now, don't worry.

There's some in the drawer right there. And I'm like, I didn't think much of it, right? So when I opened the drawer, like, I saw, I'm like, what? Like, bro, that's a custom size. Like, nah, like, I'm good, but I'm not bad. Is that a background? Is that a backup? Who's the reason for?

And I'm like, yeah, I even told her, like, I'm not even going to embarrass me. And so, like, what for me, you know? Trying to try it on? Yeah. Put my hand through this thing. And I'm like, she's like, no, and then no to the cajorn and I'm open this. Oh, my gosh. The other drawer.

Large, medium, small. You're small. It's over there. No, no, I'm Mexican. Rob average. I'm good. I'm good. I'm not.

Medium. But I'm not. Yeah. Ew. It's in the middle. It's in the middle drawer. It's in the middle drawer. It's in the middle drawer.

Middle drawer, medium, large. You know, top. No, middle drawer Mexican. Mexican. Yeah. I'm on the medium-sized, bro, but my thing is that I was falling in love, bro. Like, they have this power that I don't know what it is.

They make you fall in love, but after that incident with the protection and everything, I'm like, no, I got to cut it off because this signora, I don't know what she wants for me, but I know it's nothing good. Yeah. You know? It's just one of those things where I don't know if it's, like,

all of them are like that. And the crazy part, bro, is that. Same thing. respectate like like what limcha you get me? No. Hey, her mattress is on the floor. Her stuff too?

No, yeah, bro, it was. One second, one second. Hey, Venezuela, you got to call up in defense. Yeah, come on. Women, Venezuela. Like, y'all, like, y'all go. Right now, they're calling you guys messy

and seductive. And seductive. Ooh. And out for your passports and visas at the expense of the medium Mexican ones. Hey. All right.

Albert, Albert, keep going, bro. Keep going. Bye. Yeah, hey, all I got to talk about me is, hey, Correle, bro. Just run, run, because if it's this early in the States, she already asked you for this and that shit. Wait until she locks you down with a kid, bro.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. And you had never seen her since, never went back to the same Walmart. Never. No way, none of that. Nah, nah, not, not. Maybe one to the bloom, like, every six months when things got hard at the club.

Hey, what's up? Gassiz. You know? Oh, good. And the crazy part, she would say yes. Like, come over. Oh, she was down. Anytime?

Anytime. Yeah. Did she have kids? You said she was older. That's a signora. No, she didn't have kids. That's another thing. I'm like, why, if she's this good, well, why doesn't have somebody wife her up?

Yeah. Why hasn't someone locked her down yet? Yeah, like, there's a problem here, you know? And I'm not catching this. So I just try to stick around. I just laugh. Wow. That's incredible, bro.

When you heard this story, you're. probably tripping out like wait this isn't this isn't just happened to just me no yeah it's crazy because i always wanted to tell people this story it didn't there was never an opportunity to tell her about the venezuelan lady that i met at the walmart layline lay line there we go bro you've lived alive damn hey that must be better than the club the Venezuelan uh sorry the walmart layway line must be better than the club come on higher percentage right there oh my goodness thank you so So much, Rayconning.

This all sounds amazing to me. Yeah, Greg is ready. Greg is ready. Alex, does it trip you out that more dudes

have the same story as you? It does, yeah, it's funny. It's hilarious. So do you need to run? Are you driving

away from her right now? Honestly, in the past, I don't know, 10 minutes, she's called me five times. Oh. She's called you?

She's called you five times. Let us talk to her. Put it on the phone. What was that? Let's talk to her. Three-way. No, bro. You guys are gonna make a mess out of it.

We? That's already a mess. I thought you didn't want her. Hey, she's the one that has the mess in her room. Yeah, come on. Well, not us. I know, but I could cut her off, right? I can just stop talking to her.

Let us do it for you. You guys are going to put me on the spot. No, no, no. Come on. It seems like you're going to stick around. If I was Venezuelan and I was a mess, I'd be like, yeah, I'd be like, yeah, I'd call it right now. But it's, so me I know, I know, bro. I think I think a little of pride.

Come on now. He just threw Venezuela under the bus. Venezuela, defend yourself. I think they have a lot of pride too. I think they have a lot of orgoyo, too. My friend, you got to get rid of this lady. You got to go. And if you don't go, you got to stop unprotected smashing her.

Like, don't be that person. Because now you're going to get cut up. And now there's going to be. something like hey there's a kid right there you're gonna have a half venous one in child right right yeah nice for you guys thank you and she told you that she has she's

she has birth control right yeah she has birth control yeah she has birth control yeah she doesn't even have a bed no bed she doesn't even know how she's going to pay for her kids child care you think she's going to have enough to go get a birth control

are we thinking with our big brain or our little brain, our media Mexican brain? Which brain I was speaking with the other brain. Yeah. Yeah, he wasn't math thing right now. You know how expensive, like, the devices are? Very. Yeah. Especially when you don't have insurance

because she's not from here. According to her. It could have been free, you know. I don't know. You're not thinking your brother? You're in the Venus flag drive right now. Everybody says that all immigrants get free healthcare.

I don't know. Oh, my gosh. No. That's crazy, dog. Everybody's here. That's all you here. No. Where? He's in Utah.

You're in Utah, right? Yeah, I mean. Yeah. Oh, okay. Maybe. I don't know. I'm like, where? But if they, let's do, let's let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, if you guys.

Did you guys? This is why I hit you guys up. You guys, you know, Lettie over there. Oh, good. She's smart, huh? Smart, yeah. Why'd you go thinker? Oh, my God.

But the problem is you're still not going to leave. He doesn't sound like it at all. No, I'm going to leave. Believe me, I'm going to leave. I really am. I can't go back 10 years. You guys, you feel me? Let us do it for you.

Let us talk to her. Okay. We're going to find her on TikTok. Yeah. I'll send you her TikTok. Send it. Send it. What's your name? I'll send it. I don't know her name. I don't know the name. No, her name. You don't know the name on TikTok.

Oh, her name is Maria. Maria, Maria. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Oh, my goodness. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball. All right, you guys. I am sick and tired of LeBron, James, and how he will not leave Los Angeles. Okay.

He didn't. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. No. He went to the Sixers. You would think, you would think. Has anybody seen him in Philly? No.

A conspiracy theory just hit me right now. What? What if he left because Mark Walter told him like, hey, so I'm about to go down. You should do. I thought so. Oh my God. I thought that yesterday when you were seeing the story.

Some people have, have considered that he knew that he knew that ownership was a little rockier than appeared. That's why he left for two million only. Oh my Because they were going to give him a hell of bank And he's like no

No it's not this is not this fake money You don't got it yeah I see Otani on Klarna This funny money right here This is this monopoly Because the Mark also owns the Dodgers Yeah so You might have

You might have You might have I'm cracking Venezuelan crime At 7 And at 9 boom We're on to you There we go There we go

Yes we got And if that theory goes viral You got a credit Angie and Letty 100% Why, this is he got to credit me. No, I'm not taking credit for this one. I'll take credit for the next one. Don't worry.

All right. So, look, he's literally that ex who complains and says, I'm out of here but refuses to actually leave. Why? Because he's out here in L.A. with his new teammates from the Philadelphia 76ers working out at a gym in Chatsworth, Letty. What? They're in the valley? They're in the valley. He's really bonding with them, taking pictures with them, all this stuff with Jalen Brown and Tyrese in the city that he wanted to leave so badly.

But do they, the 76ers, do they ever come and train over here? No, never. They're East Coast. Yeah, like, come on. He's over here. Like, yeah, come on. This is my favorite spot. Oh, we could go to Chatsworth.

Oh, we could go here. It's like, bro, just leave already. You didn't want to be here. So go. And I guess, like, sometimes the football players, they do come out. Like, someone has an Oxnard campus. Yeah, they have training. Like the Cowboys.

They have training camp in Oxnard. So it's like, they have to be here, right? Training camp doesn't start until, September 22nd for the 76ers. And that's going to be in Philly. So it's still in Philly. He's just out here playing in our face. He is.

He is. He's trying to show up and show out. All I get is like influencer vibes from him. You know the influence that come from out of town. He's like, I love L.A. I love L.A. And then after a while they just hate it. And they're like, I hate L.A.

I don't want to be here anymore, but they still stay. Yes. The whole time. They're complaining from L.A. W. You get me? L.A. Waiii. Oh, I hate L.A.

so much because of the traffic. It's like, you are the traffic. Get out of here. Yeah. Get out of here. Like all these out of towners. Yeah. It's crazy.

You, bro. You're from Cleveland. Yeah. He even posted a pick of the workout on his IG story saying, I am so protective over this current version of me. It took a lot of mental, emotional, and spiritual work for me to get to the stage. See? Such a baddie.

Total fresh breakup behavior. Telling you. Can you believe that? And then look, he's also in L.A. taking up all these new hobbies, all of a sudden. sudden he's golfing, he's posting. Oh, he's good at you, huh? Yeah, he's hitting holes in ones.

Oh, wow. And guess what? Well, what? He's hanging out with Austin Reeves still. Oh, he's still seeing one of his exes, apparently. I heard his, it might be shaky for him to come back to the Lakers. Is that true or not true? What do you mean?

Austin Reeves? No, no, no, he signed the contract. Everything's good. Oh, I don't know. Oh, because they don't have the money? Yeah, possibly. Who knows? Well, we at least know that they have the money until the end of this season, but who knows.

LeBron is still in Los Angeles I guess I would understand For a whole other month But it's like I guess bringing the The whole team The new boo Yeah over here That's nasty

He's being nasty They're in Sixers jerseys out here Yeah he's been a cochine right now A Cochino In la Misma You know how we felt about Sixers jerseys at one point No

We all saw the photo AI walking over Tyrone Lou Yeah That's beef right there In 2001 He's trying to do that to all of us Angeles. He is.

I hate it. He needs to do. Trying to enjoy Chatsworth. Get the hell out of Chatsworth. Chatsworth. I like Chatsworth. I know. It's nice.

He can't enjoy it anymore. He moved on. Go to Philly, man. Highlights of Brown Bag.