Brown Bag Mornings - 08/20/26 No Furniture, Just Flowers 🌹🪑 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: August 20, 2026

The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline for Alex, who is trapped in a whirlwind romance with a Venezuelan TikToker demanding $2,000 in birthday gifts after just one week of dating. Between the relationship finessing, the crew roasts LeBron James for his "toxic ex" behavior in LA and investigates how Michael Jackson allegedly robbed Tyrese of his Watts anthem [Edited by @iamdyre 🎒] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:33) Chisme (4:29) Rap Sheet (6:31) Petty Police (11:06) Scrolling (14:28) The Weather W/ Concrete! (16:43) Homie Helpline (58:31) Giveaways! (1:07:34) Chisme (1:10:29) Rap Sheet (1:16:56) Play Ball (1:21:16) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review. And yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any brown bag mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? I saw this funny news report. And then I was like, to us, things that seem cheap, probably to other people are like, are you kidding?

That's so expensive. So they were doing a news report on the rent out here in the city of Los Angeles. And that it's actually gone down. What? Rent prices have gone down. And then it's funny because I was looking at just the gone downs of rent prices. And it's like, yeah, that's not gone down. Listen to this.

The average price for a one bedroom is down 2% to $2,200. You know. Wow. Brous. Bro. There's some places that a crib would cost that much for the monthly payment. Two bedroom units are going for $3,000. That is down half a percent from last year.

Half a percent What a deal What a deal I love it That's what you say Your mom's cook 100% Yeah 100%

And here are the cities Where Rent has gone down Listen Lancaster Redondo Beach Oxnard In Los Angeles Had some of the

biggest price drops Wow Lancaster Are you kidding me Yeah Redondo Beach Yeah Redondo Beach Oh Ronald Beach is kind of nice

But like Comparatively But still like Come on Here's something that Tripped me out The move to Like

the San Bernardino area, it's starting to cost. And now it's not for, hey, we might get a better bank for our bug because it's going up over there. Listen. City's still seeing the largest rent increases include San Bernardino, Corona, San Marcos, and Encinitas. That's where people were fleeing to because it was cheap. Now we all got to go to Hemet, you guys.

Oh, God. Let's go. I think I'm going to just bite the bullet first and just. Go, you go first. You guys join me. Let us do that. You guys join me after, though. I'll make sure it's, well, it's not safe, but I'll just make sure that we have space.

No, there's space. There's definitely a lot of space out there. I love it. I can't wait. Hemet Vic. Yeah. I know there's people that listen to us from different parts of the country. They're probably like, what?

Yeah, it's Hemet. No, not even the Hemet prices. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's for a tequila for one bedroom. On a good day, that's to the decrease, y'all. Do you know what I can buy with that in Hemet? A lot.

I can buy a whole land probably. A casino. Yeah. No. Come here. Now what's going on? She's Mason with Angie. Okay.

You guys know Mary Deep Lodge, right? Yeah. Okay, well, I don't want to be like her, you guys, at all, because she's living with some regrets. Apparently, she doesn't have kids, which tripped me out because I could have sworn she had kids. But she doesn't have kids of her own. And now she regrets it. Listen. Struggling.

I saw a lot of my family members needing babysitters. Them not having a choice, no freedom. So when you're younger, those are the words you make. Those are the choices you make. I don't want any kids. But then when you get older, you start to see how valuable their kids are to them, you know? So now it's like, oh, man. She's regretting me.

Oh, that sucks. Hurry up, Angie. I know that's my mom. I don't want to be like her. Hurry up. Yeah. I thought she had kids. because she plays Monet Tejada in power

and she has four kids and that. I don't know why. I was like, yeah, she has four kids. What are you talking about? She does not any kids of her own. Yeah, but Angie get to it, right? Did you think even Hongoria had Denzo Washington's baby because she did in Training Day?

Evan Mendez, yeah. Yes, I did. That was her baby daddy. And Ryan Gosling's a stepdad. Movies are not real. Angie, this year, next year? What's the plan? Honestly, it has to be next year.

Otherwise, yeah, you know, I'm done. Why next year? Why not just now? Yeah. Yeah, just speed it up. Instead of Chezamation, we'll do impregnation. Impregnation. Impregnation.

Insemination. Insemination. Little part ofation. That's it for some of those. That's it for some of those I love from. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. Yeah, go. Rap sheet.

Let these set go. Imagine getting robbed by Michael Jackson. Oh, no. Give me everything you got. That actually happened to Ty Reese. No. He doesn't know how he feels about Michael Jackson because he feels robbed. So Michael Jackson has an album called Invincible.

On that album, there's a song called 500 watts. But apparently it was Ty Reese's. Now, they shared a producer that they worked with Teddy Riley, and he had went over to the studio to work with Michael. Michael asked to hear what he's been working on. He was working on a Tyrese record, and here's how it went down according to Tyrese. Listen.

2,000. And my vocals is on it. I sung it. Played him the song like three times in a row. Oh my God, play it again. I love it so much. Yeah. And then, after the third listen,

he says, I want it. Michael said he wanted the song. Now, here's the thing. 500 watts, I get it. It's a light. Light bulb. But it means so much more to Tyrese, who's from Watts, California. And that's why he feels away.

I don't know how I feel to this day. Because it didn't feel like it was up for discussion. I have a song coming, an album called 2000 Watts. It's me in the year 2000. On my album cover, I'm standing in front of the Watts Towers. I got the theme song, title song. And then all of a sudden I get a phone call that says, I want it. And it was gone.

Poor thing. Two thousand watts. My bad. I kept saying 500. I don't know. Like shopping for bulbs. Poor guy. Wow.

He can't say anything. Michael wants your stuff. Yeah, that's true. Hey, he really is a smooth criminal. For real. It's mine. I want it. I like it.

It's mine now. Hey, what size are those Jordans? Yes. Those are mine now. Run it. My guy. That's the sound of the police. The petty police.

It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being. Petty, petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty, pettiest. Oh, my little petty, petty princess kingdom, that is the Kardashian girls. Oh, the little ladies.

Their pettiness has come back to bite them in their big booties. Yeah, nice. They're big, beautiful plumb duties. Yes, I lump you with it. Ew. You're not wrong. I know, but I'm saying it like a cute little girly. Like, ew, they're little these little peaches, and you're like, yes.

Oh, yeah. I'll drink the bath water. Ew. He's doing the great park. Greg's turning 30 tomorrow and he's acting like he's 45. I know. It's getting to be already. Should have heard the music.

Yeah, so back to the story. All right, the Kardashian girls, they did something a few years back when their little sister, Kylie Jenner, her best friend, Jordan Woods, ended up in a predicament. One of the sister, Chloe Kardashians, her man.

At the time, Tristan Thompson, and they have two children together right now, then they're working it out as best as they can. But during that time, all the girls rallied with Chloe against this Jordan Woods, who's again, the homegirl of Kylie Jenner. There was some sort of situation where Jordan Woods was over the house of Tristan,

it was a bunch of other people, sat on his lap reportedly allegedly, and I think there was some sort of kissing going on. It's kind of the details that we know. So all hell broke loose. against Jordan Woods. And at one point in time, Kim Kardashian, who was with Kanye West at the time, everything was said, oh, they had their kids.

Everybody kind of had their own thing going on. Yeah. Did a petty video in the backseat of a car, kind of showing Chloe to her side while she sang along to this song. Oh, man. And Kim was like, there was like a Snapchat filter on her. Yeah. Stay way, girl.

We're on you. We got you. Fast forward to 2026. And Jordan Woods is now married to NBA star Carl Anthony Towns, who just won championship. NBA championship. So big up to them. Yeah, congrats to them on that.

However, fans are resurfacing that clip. Of course. And going in on the Kardashian sisters, like, she did find her men. Like, find her own. She did. And where are you all at? But your baby mamas. Oh.

Those are what the comments are saying. Yeah. I was like she won because she's married now. She's married now. Like you all kind of rallied against her at one point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that probably puts Kylie in a predicament, like my sister or my bestie. So that's totally understandable.

But you see all of that happen. And then Chloe ends up getting back into a situation of sorts with the same dude that she had a drama. And it still doesn't seem to work out so well. I'm sure she's doing the best she can. She's, uh, Kim is with the F1 racer. Hopefully that furs out really well for her. My boy loose. And she, they've gone through their.

own trial and errors. Yeah, they have. But it's kind of like a lesson of be careful when you're petty because that can, things can change at the drop of a dime. Oh, yeah, 100%. You're up and your pedestal can fall and it look really bad later on. Yeah, looking back, it feels kind of bad for Jordan at the time. She didn't really, like, she did something wrong, 100%. But Tristan Thompson was the villain in that story. He was the older dude. She was 19 years old, you know? And granted, I think they did give her a lot of, a lot of ish for it. For sure. It just, steamed out Wade. Like, y'all are going ham on her.

And then this one still has another kid with you. Yeah, he's doing the same thing that he's been doing since 10 years ago. And, you know, she made like a dumb mistake, obviously with her sister, with her friend's sister. And, like, I'm sure she feels bad about it. But she seemed to, like, grow up and grow past it. Yeah. It's like when you see somebody from high school and they still have the same drama, you're like, damn, you're still going through that. That was 10 years ago, dog.

get over it. I'm up. Something happened? Yeah. I don't want to delve in. This guy's turning 30 and just divulging something. He's on Facebook now. He's going back. Stop poking people. When's the reunion?

Facebook dating, all right? Facebook dating. Find him on Facebook match or whatever on my face. I'm selling this couch, girl. Okay. All right, that was petty police. Let's get into some scrolling. Scrolling with zombies.

Gen Z strikes again making all these random. slang words that just don't make sense at all the new slang there's a new slang word that's going viral okay I'm gonna tell you what the word is and you guys have to guess what gen Z is using it for okay the word is polyester polyester yes Vic can you guess what gen Z is using it for polyester hmm no I don't know no no Angie like something cheap some okay okay okay letty um a sin a sin yeah yeah I think it's in the Bible you're not supposed to like mix blend fabrics. Oh yeah.

No way. It's a random sin. It is. I didn't know that one. I didn't know that one. I didn't know that at all. Is it that though? Nope.

Angie got it right. What? It's something cheap. Oh, I thought like, oh wow. Oh, it's because you know about garments and stuff. Well, I know like polyester it's like it has oil on it and all that stuff and it was always looked at like, ooh.

Yeah. So it's cheap, right? So they're using that as a disword. So if I call you polyester, you're cheap. Whoa. Yep. I heard my feelings Exactly

They're specifically doing it towards like the influencers And like the celebrities and stuff like that Because they caught on to them using polyester as their merch So they're like oh this is super cheap Why are you being cheap about this? It's all up your alley But I like I like polyester Like it doesn't shrink

Polyester is I hear it is bad for you It is yeah But I choose my poison I'm wearing it So like you're seeping into your skin Yeah I mean, I'm wearing it right now. They're telling people, if the quality of your content is cheap, it's polyester.

Wow. So they're fighting worse. Oh, yeah, they're fighting. Oh, so polyester over there. Microplastics come from polyester. Wow. And microplastics are bad for you. Damn.

You got polyester and micoplastics in your content. They gave you skin irritation too. Oh. I know. It's bad. I know. But the price point? Incredible.

Incredible. And it doesn't shrink. Well, let's have a diss back. This makes me feel like our disses were not as thought out. Clever. It's like you're whack. Yeah. Yeah.

They are. Whack. I like the polyester one. It's smart. That's what I'm saying. It's thought out. Like, it's like, bro, so polyester of you. I hate that.

I hate that, like, now that we're a little older, we don't have control of the slang. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, the Gen Z is, like, making stuff. And we just, like, kind of have to go with it or don't. And if we don't go with it, now we're unk. I hate it. You are unk.

What if I call people sheen? It's like, you're so sheen. Oh, that's a good one. They have another word, larper. Oh, what is that? Yeah, C kids. Yeah, and Larping. I mean, I'm on C kids.

Posing. It's like. Yeah, poseer. Oh, poser. Yeah. Pose over there, larping. Yeah. Like, big wearing a cutoff shirt, like Greg was such a larper.

I'm larping right now as Greg for his birthday coming up. Is that appropriate as a man? To larp? To larp? To larp is your homie? You know. LARP to the gym I do.

No, you go. Hey, we haven't seen you there in a while, Greg. It's been a while. That McDonald's catching up. Yeah, it is. It is. I love McDonald's. Me too.

Hey, hey, what's not? We have me for us. For real. Thanks, Greg. Let's get into the weather with our guy concrete. And now, the weather. Oh, hell my dog. With concrete storm.

This is great covering for concrete on the weather. That was still. out there being on a sick one in Hawaii. But anyways, let's get into the weather. Santa Maria, where the winery will have you drunk like your tia. Your high is 78 and 58 at night. Nice. San Fernando, we're wearing a 49er.

San Fernando, where wearing a 49ers hat is Mando. You're 95 during the day and 68 at night. San Marino, where the next city over, has a lot of chinos. I don't even know if that's true. Ninety-four during the day

and 68 at night. San Clemente. This weekend, I'm going to have a beer and sing some chente. 88, 3 in the day, and 67 at night. All right. I love you using your...

You love him? No, yes, I do. What? I do. No, I do love him. I do love him. I do love him. That's why I'm larping like Greg C.

But I love how he's larping his concrete. It's gay. It's gay. It's gay. Look at how he looks. Hey, all the homies. You have to look at how he looks today.

Oh, they're a little crazy for him, man. My homie Eric's got his eye on you. He's been waiting. He knew it. All right, what about, what do you love about great? That he's using his concrete powers today for all the jokes. I like it. The San Marino joke, that was going.

Say it again. San Marino, where the next city over has a lot of chinos. I live in the next city over. Am I wrong? He's using his concrete immunity. Am I wrong? They love San Marino and San Gabriel and Elhamberra. It's really pretty.

And all of that. Alhambra has a lot of them too They do I don't know He's not lying He's not lying guys Come on let's be honest I don't know

Greg and Vic Greg and Vic everybody All right All your mother San Maria you're 78 during the day At 58 at night San Fernando You're 95 during the day

and 68 at night San Marino 94 during the day at 68 at night And San Clemente 83 during the day And 67 at night That was your weather I'm covering concrete

He'll be back eventually soon, I hope so. We'll be back tomorrow for more. Right here on Broadway mornings. Five-110 six. Let's go. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.

We need your help. We'll need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. All right, letty. We got a good one today. We got this guy named Alex. He hit us up and it said,

Brownback. My name is Alex. I'm 32 from California, but living in Utah. And I need to know if I fumbled a good one. woman or dodged a bullet. He said, I met this beautiful 26-year-old Venezueling girl on Facebook dating. Wow. And things moved fast.

It works. He said, we spent the whole weekend together hooked up, and within days, she's already telling me she loves me. She has three kids, and her husband was deported last year. Husband? Her husband. Here we go. Okay.

I thought you were. Yeah. He said, when I went to her place, I saw she's share. sharing this tiny room with all three kids, no furniture, no bed frame, just a mattress on the floor. Monday, we were talking, and she tells me what she wants for her birthday this Friday. Coach bag, new iPhone, a ramo, which is a bunch of flowers. A bouquet. Yes, and a dinner, which is damn near $2,000.

That gave me what girls call the ick. Ascle. I'm thinking, you and your kids are living like this, but instead of asking me for help with furniture or something you actually need, you want a coach bag and an iPhone? I immediately started wondering if she saw how I live and thought she hit the jackpot. But Brown Bag. I'm not innocent either. When we met, she asked if I had kids and I told her, no, I have no kids.

Meanwhile, she's telling me she loves me, sees me as a future husband and father. She even told me she wants to give me kids because I'd be such a great dad one day. How long have they been together? I don't know. Sure. past weekend. Yeah, a short amount of time. Okay.

She said, I had so, he said, I had so many chances to tell her, but I didn't. The other day, I finally confessed her that I have kids. She broke down crying and said, the kids weren't the problem. The lie was. Now she won't talk to me. So Brown Bag, me salve or la caguer? Did I mess up an opportunity with the great girl, or did I save myself from a bad situation? I'm still stuck on the, my husband.

Her husband got this report Last year So he's not a threat Yeah I mean Greg You're not Well I was reading some of the comments

It's like you better get out of there Before he comes back And I'm like Good luck I don't I don't see that happening You know what I'm saying But doesn't mean he's not like

In the picture in the background You know still calling Or things like that Maybe still sending money perhaps You know what I'm saying Maybe still her husband Maybe that Only in Venezuela

Yeah there are different That's all a different deal. That doesn't count. That's all a different deal. Oh, my goodness. Alex is on the line. I know Alex. I don't even want to discuss it with you.

Alejandro. Alexander. What does your mom call you when she's mad? I mean, I'm Alex. Alex. Alex. Alex. So you met this girl on Facebook dating?

I did, yes. I created a profile. And it was one of the first matches I got. Uh-huh. And you were turning like, oh my gosh, she's bomb. She's young. Look at her. She's Venezuelan.

Yep. Like everything, all the boxes checked out. Everything checked out. And she liked me, right? I had to like her back to connect, which was pretty, which, you know, further more gets into your head as a man that the woman liked you first. Oh, I get you. Oh, okay. So it's probably like the, what dating app that the girl has to, the girl has to like, like you in order to you could be able to talk to her?

I think it's Bumble or Tinder? I don't know. You fools have never been on dating apps? I've never been on a dating app. You need one. You won't. You need one. But in order for you guys to talk, she had to, it had to be like a co-thing, like her and you both had to like each other.

So you start talking. She's from, she's Venezuelan. Is that when she tells you, my husband got deported? Or when did she tell you that bombshell? That came, I think, when we were about to. you know leave for the night or like split up uh on fridays when we met okay and uh yeah like i said later on that night she told me hey you know my husband he could i ask her about her ex because this is one of the first girls who is not telling me her past traumas right usually when you talk to a single

woman she's first thing off the back they start telling you about yeah their exes why their last relationship didn't work out maybe or why yeah and it starts getting like yeah they start telling you all these So she was the first one who didn't say anything about her ex. And when she told me she had two kids, I was like, you know, well, where's the father? So I finally asked, and she told me he got deported back to Venezuela. Oh, so they're both. Are they still together? No, no, they're not, no.

I know not physically. Yeah, but legally. Because she didn't say my ex-husband. Yeah, she didn't say my ex-husband. I'm not sure. I didn't go into it. And Alex, when, why didn't you tell her you had kids? Because I thought this was going to go nowhere, right?

Like it typically does. Sometimes you talk to a person for two or three days and then communication cuts off or, you know, something goes not wrong, but like you just stopped communicating. You want me to translate. So you just want to smash. Hit it and quit it. Yeah, he was, that's all he was thinking about. What's the point of having that couple? No, no, no.

I'm not like that, guys. So. Oh, my God. Alex, tell the truth. Go on the truth. Don't they agas. Check it out. Check it out.

I keep a very player like the day after, right? Uh-huh. The second, for a date on Saturday, I believe, when to go to the Odyssey. And I was keeping my hands to myself the whole time. Good. As you should. You got a movie theater. You get a movie theater.

You get brownie points for doing what you're supposed to. Yeah, what is it? Anyways, she grabs my hand and puts it, like, between the legs and keeps it there. Oh. You know? She was cold. She was cold. And?

Well, and it keeps getting aggressively, you know, she's like, she starts putting way lower down to her private area. You know? During the audition. But I just want to know what the point of this story is. Because you said you just keep it very player, but it seems like she's being the player would. No, no, because you guys said I just wanted to hit it. I didn't want to do that now.

So you're trying to say that she was just trying to hit it and quit it? No, she's, no, because she's trying to smash every day. We smashed last night, actually. Wow. And she called me over, you know. Okay, hold on, Alex. Because we did get a chance to speak to you yesterday. So, too, I'm not going to let you.

Yesterday, you keep, Hey Vic, you know what I'm talking about Vic? With girls, you just want to smash and you don't want to tell them nothing and then so that's why I didn't tell him about my kid. Like, bro. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. So it's understandable to a point like you're not trying to like get into the deep stuff, right? You mentioned that. You're not trying to get deep with someone, literally probably, but not like emotionally, spiritually. And it's like you kind of saw it as.

that but you guys hit it off and I guess once you don't tell her you gotta you gotta keep on not telling her there might not be a right time to tell her is kind of what you were dealt with right right that's right and so I kept I felt bad the more it went on you know and the more she kept telling me she liked me she loved me and and all these other things wow damn okay so to be clear you you've only known her for a week not even a week bro I met her on Friday night okay this is What's the hell? What? I love this time mind.

I thought they were together for a little bit. I thought it was a couple weeks. So Friday, today is what? Today is Thursday. So not even a week. And she's already telling you that she loves you. That's what she says, you know. And can I falter?

I can't. What does she do for work? You're the price, King. You're the prize. Well, check it out. What she does for work? She does roofing. She's the roofer, and then she does like Uber Eats and lift.

on the side. She's a hard work. Oh, wow. Taking care of business. Yeah. She's a little hustler. She's taking care of business. She is, yeah.

Yes. Okay, you met her on Friday. Tell me about the kid's situation, because over the phone yesterday, you mentioned that, like, something about her kids. Her kids. Yeah, that they were downstairs,

or, like, did you meet the kids, or how you saw the room? Yeah, I was telling you guys that we met Friday, the next Saturday, and she invited me over to go to eat at her house. She had made me. She had made us lunch. Okay.

And the kids were in the room, but they kept coming in and out, and that's when I seen how she was living, you know. And when I contacted you guys, it was shortly after she had told me what she wanted. So instead of, like, anything useful, I would think, it's all materialistic things to take photos with and to, you know, kind of present that she lives another lifestyle. That's for the people back home. She got to flex on it. Yeah, come on now. Yeah. When's her birthday?

Honestly. When is her birthday? Tomorrow? It's tomorrow. Awesome. This is such a crazy six days. My gosh. Is this a be with the Venezuelans life?

Right? Wow. Yeah, we thought lesbians got together quick. Venezuelans are fast. Yo, check it out, bro. I was on, um, we were, well, she was on TikTok live with all of her friends yesterday. And she's like, hey, can you come say hi? And I was like, oh, for sure.

I'll hop on. I hopped on, bro. Immediately, they're like, oh, who's this guy? What's you going to get you for your birthday? Don't forget to get her, you know, a diamond ring and all these things. And I was like, man, that's crazy. Like, I just met this girl. So that gave you the egg.

On Friday, and Friday you guys met and you hooked up. On Saturday, you were at her house for lunch and you met the kids. and she told you what she wanted for her birthday and then you saw the mattress and you were like, you were living like this. He technically didn't meet the kids. They were probably like,

got out of the room. She's like, Clark inside. I'm trying to get us a new daddy. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Oh my God. All the while you have not told her you have kids.

So when did you tell her what day? I have a little map. I'm making a little map of the days. What day did you tell her you have kids? I told her yesterday when I was coming back. from Wyoming. Yesterday? Yesterday?

Wednesday? Wednesday or Thursday? Or yesterday? Wednesday? Wednesday? Wednesday? So yesterday you told her. And yesterday she wrote you the thing that you sent us.

He sent us a text message thread. And she's basically telling him of in Spanish. Wow. That's hot. Right? Right, bro? Yeah, she is letty, but don't forget the messages before that. You didn't show me the screenshots of the messages before that.

Yeah. Oh, no, he did. Oh, what was it? saying her saying I me me must

how me make love I love how you make love to me you are

marketing the hell out of Venezuela women right now I don't see no problem

right now there's no problem here this is what you signed up for so yesterday

you told her but she told you off but you still got back with her right

because she told you off for lying to her and then you were on her live

yesterday Well, the thing was that when she was yelling, cussing me out, and I called her to tell her, I'm sorry, she hung up on me. And I was like, oh, you know what? That's cool. And that's it. Like I said, I'm not, I don't pursue it, right? I was like, whatever. And so later on that night, she found my TikTok and was like, hey, can you call me?

And I was like, well, I thought you had my number. Like, oh, I deleted it. I deleted you off everything. Wow. This is all happening in, like, four days. Yeah, this is too much, bro. Now, you know, this is the best four days of your life right here. I know it is on a wild ride.

I'm not going to lie, dog. Very fun. Yeah. But you don't like that you feel pressure now to get her some kind of gift when it's like, girl, this is how you're living, like in her room, essentially. And I'm wondering if she had said, oh, for a gift, I want a bed frame. If that wouldn't give you an ick as well. Like, regardless.

I know. Like, you would get an ick. It would be hilarious, but like bed frame easy thing, right? I mean, it's more practical. Oh, no. Yeah, I know, but you're asking someone what I want for the birthday. I know we all need things and we've got to figure out our home. But it's like, oh, yeah, if I want something, give me something cute.

Yeah. No, but the thing is, I didn't ask her. She had just told me, oh, I want this. And immediately after she told me, she sent me a screenshots of everything. She was asking. Oh, my gosh. She was ready. You know what I'm saying?

She had it in the, you know, ready to go. You were only with her one day at that point. Because you said on Saturday she told you. Two days. You said Friday y'all linked up. And then Saturday that's when she told you and that's when you saw the kids about the birthday stuff. I'm making my little graphic. And did you consider buying her those things because she like rocked your world that hard?

No, I never considered it. Right. But that's something she needed. besides everything she asked for. To me, I'm, you know, I am 32, and I was thinking about this earlier. You know, my life is well put together. It's well structured.

And so for someone like this to come along, because yesterday, if she was talking about more of her problems, I was like, Jesus Christ. Like, I can't go back, brother. I got to keep going forward, you know? Yeah. Like you got it together, but also you were on Facebook dating, too.

And then you both liked each other. Mm-hmm. Because you're trying to make a situation. Like she's looking at you like, ooh, I found my trick. Like, I got, like, I'm going to get them. And you're taking chances, right? Tell us about the La Chita. What?

Okay, so on Friday night, we hit it off so well. And I told you Saturday she invited me over. Later on that night, we went to the movie theaters. And that's what I was telling you, I keep a very player-like. I don't make the first move. I don't want to be that guy, right? Okay. That's like forcing sex.

You don't want that. Yeah. And so it was the whole night she could. Yeah. And the whole night she kept putting your hands on me and everything and leaning up all the indications she wants to have sex. So later on that night, we did. And towards the end. Where did you do it?

Not at the movie theater. No, I wasn't at the movie theater. No. So it was very spontaneous. It was in the car. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. Very spontaneous.

Because I wasn't even thinking about it. You hope it's like there, but you don't think about it. And so anyway, you hope. You hope for there, but you're not thinking about it. So you guys end up hooking up in the car. Yeah, we do. And what happens then? And so she finishes and she's like, hey, I want to do in this position, this is my favorite.

And so I do, you know, I'm on, what is the missionary? Okay. All right. And she's like, she's looking at me dead in the eyes and says, Um, mecha's Teletita. I was like, I didn't hear that right. Right?

Why you guys were hooking? What? Crazy. She told you. Dead in the eyes. She told you. She told you, Echame your lechita?

Echemy your lechita. And I was kind of confused, but I didn't hear that right. Did I? Hey, what's your problem? Why are you not enjoying this? No, there's no problem. So, wait.

So did you? You know what, bro? I did. Yeah, I did. Why do you sound like that? She's pregnant, dog. She's pregnant. A lecherro arrived that night for sure.

Oh, God. Bro, because when you're called up to duty, you got to, you got to, you know, you got to go hard. You got to perform. She challenged you. Yeah. Exactly, bro. She didn't know they call you the milkman. Yeah, yeah.

I get you. A lecherro. Ten sec a milichito. Hey, does she talk only Spanish? Because she told you off in Spanish And she made her to you in Spanish Only Spanish and my Spanish is okay But like you know

Like people from Latin America Spanish is way different And so it's kind of getting to me right Because she'll be like Oh what does that mean Or I'll ask her what does that mean Because I don't I don't understand it fully

They're slang Yeah yeah yeah yeah It's different dialects Understandable Okay Yeah so it's getting to me So you took us through it You're going through it's not even

been a week. It hasn't been a full week yet. He's loving it. Is Alex's crazy Venezuelan week. Okay? Seven days with a Venezuelan. How to lose a Venezuelan in seven days. Is Alex? I don't even know the question, dude. Because you said you have the egg, but you also like her. Do you like her? Do you love her? To be honest with you guys, the more she tells me about, like, her problems and stuff.

And there are serious problems, right? They're like serious things. I'm sure. I'm like, man, I'm way past that. That was in my 20s. She's in her 20s. She's in her 20s. But like now I have my house, my car, my life together.

Everything's perfect in my life. I just do I want to go back to that? I want to go back to. What's like a problem that she has that you're like, I don't want to do that again? For instance, Los Ninos, right? One of the kids just started school. She can't work her regular. job because she had no one to take that kid to school and she has the two year old who no one can

watch uh and so she can't go to her roofing job uh because of that she had no one's to care of them she doesn't make enough to put them in daycare okay you know that's just one of the biggest ones i believe right now i get it i get it she has kid problems and you just don't even acknowledge yours oh it's crazy i know let's not forget that no no no You have children too. Yeah, but yeah, but I don't have those problems. And what happened there was that, like I said, conversations, you know, people will tell you about their whole life.

Like, women would tell you literally everything that's happened to them. And me, I was doing that at some point, but like the more you go on talking to women, it's just like, why would I even bother to tell you that if they're not going to be in communication like one or two weeks? Oh, yeah. Oh, gross. Which is crazy because she didn't tell you about her man and then you're like, oh, she's not telling me about something.

Maybe I should ask. So she's down and she does, she does it. She didn't tell you about something. You're like, it's weird. She doesn't tell me. Hi, Alex. Hey, my chacho. Hey, on your Facebook dating profile, do you like stunt?

Like, if you're lavish, do you like show off? No. No, no. All I have pictures of me on my Instagram is where I have like all my cars and stuff. But no, I don't have watches because I don't like. I don't like that stuff. All your cars? How many cars you have?

I got like... Oh, I see a charger. I see a truck. Wow, that's expensive. A Volkswagen truck. Oh. Yeah. How many cars are you?

Yeah, I got about... I got about five now. Damn. Five cars, dog? I see a Chevy. Yeah, yeah. Damn. I really love cars, especially the older Volkswagen.

Oh, I see. Yeah, okay, okay, okay. Please? Can you send a picture of her? No. Yeah. I can't. Greg wants the girl.

Greg will do what you know. I just want to see something. He wants a week. I'm going to hear it to you right now, Greg. I want to see a live reaction, bro. All right, all right. He wants to see a live reaction. Live reaction.

So just send it to Brown Bag? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alex, you're crazy. Okay. So you want to know, you want to know. Give me a photo. Don't let me care. Yeah, that see.

You want to know whether you should, like, drop it and dodge a bullet. it because it's going really fast, really furiously. Like, very, very, like, it hasn't even been a week. You met a woman from Venezuela already. She has a husband who got deported, so there's still something going on there. There's some family situations going on there. That's number one. Number two, she has kids, which could be make or break for some people, because clearly,

like she's telling you, there's issues, like, there's parenting issues that you feel like, I went to this already because you have kids. Also, you didn't tell her about the kids that you had. Also, you don't feel like he's prioritizing. life right right um and then she's getting super like love bomby like she's telling you she loves you that she wants kids with you etchame your lechita damn your lechita uh-huh she's telling you all of those things and it's it's all happening so fast you got to slow down my friend yeah i i i won't i told her yesterday i think we'd just take it easy you know and then she got really mad did you

tell her during the lechita making? When did you tell her that? Because you still smashed last night. I did, yeah. Well, it's not my fault, bro. It's not my fault. And you smashed? And you smashed, you shopped the club, right?

Because we talk about this. I did. Again? Oh, my God. Twice. Well, take it out, Vic. It's because she was like, oh, you're hitting my cervix and not going to really turn me on. In Spanish?

How did she say that in Spanish? Seruicio. Oh, my, my. Stoioioz. I don't know. Something like that is. I don't know. I don't know.

He's not going to be swelling. You don't, you don't think that she might be with other people? No, I don't think so. And why is that? Yeah, say what you told Vick. Let us know. Honestly, as a man, you know, when you leave a woman after, you know, you have your fun, the smell.

If she leaves the smell, either she's not taking care of herself or she's been with a lot, like, a lot of men. And when we got finished, no smell. Like, beautiful smell, as a matter of fact. What? Beautiful ven-swelling smell. I don't understand that. So he's saying he knows that she's not out there because it smelled beautiful after. Right?

Well, yeah, yeah, there's no smell. Did you describe it as? Like, how would I describe it as? Dude, I don't even know, dog It's pretty crazy Oh my God, Alex Okay, Alex I'm gonna go to phone lines

Thank you so much for calling This guy has this story My little Alex All right Alex is He's older, he's like in his 30s He has kids of his own He's been through that

The kids are older, right? Alex I'm 32 I'm not like 39 or anything I said you're 30s I'm correct Oh yeah Yeah 32

And your kids are older right Yeah, my kids are 13, 12. Wait, you have two? Yeah, he has two kids. I thought she's hiding one. Oh, Alex, you got to run. I just see a photo of her. Oh, no.

You got to run. Yeah. Oh, yeah, brother. You don't got a shot, brother. Yeah, you got to run. What does that mean? What do you guys mean? The Venezuelan flight trap.

She's grabbing you with it. She's got you wrapped around her finger. Yes. Okay, so. No, no, no, no, no. I'm ready to cut it off, to be honest. You're not. You just left her house, bro, hours ago.

Hey, bro, it's because you called me over. I'm like Superman, dog. You call me. I'm going to be there. He's trying to save her. He tried to save her like Superman. Is this too good to me? He gave me the bad signal.

She wants somebody to Sierra. I'm there. Okay, Alex. Yeah, you're cut off. I'm going to go. I have to borrow you. You had too much a drink, my friend. I like this guy.

Too much lechita. Too much. Venezuelan smell, all of that. I love how he'll be like. Like, am I right, Vic? Yeah. You feel me, Vic? I know.

Like, Mike, you know, we could tell by the smell if she's been around or not. Right, Vic, right, cousin. I'm like, bro. Cousin. Hey, Vic, you feel me, bro, right? You feel me, right? Come on now. Alex has had a crazy week.

It's not even over again. It could have a crazy turn at the end. He got with a girl through Facebook dating. She's beautiful. I just looking at her right now. Gorgeous girl. She's in her 20s. So to him, it's like, hey, he's up.

You know what? saying like he's kind of he he he's he's he's living life yeah he meets her they kick it off they have a blast they smash it's amazing it's starting to give him the ick though that she's trying to act like she's flexing for him like hey give me a coach purse i want a new iPhone i want to this and of that my birthday yes which is tomorrow so convenient the timing yeah right he looks at the way she's living he's like oh living prioritized but respect yourself girl But at the same time, he didn't tell her that he had a kid. Kids.

She finds out and is like, why you lie? Like, you constantly are lying to me. Already you're lying. The first week is crazy. So this is where he stands. Should I just leave it? Should I walk away and just me salve? I saved myself?

Or is this just the perfect woman? And I'm tripping. Because the way Greg is saying is like, what? You got a girl. That's cooking lunch for you. Making lunch? Yeah. They want you to let me chita her.

Yeah, she doesn't even got a bed frame, that means it's good. Like, well, she throws down. What? That's what it means. Come on. Her kids are in the same room. They're not there. They sleep.

Yes, they are there. They sleep in that mattress. Oh, and it was a, it's a twin mattress, huh? What? It's a twin mattress, you told us. I think so, yeah. It's a mattress bed. Yeah.

Damn. Yeah. See, it gets a little weird when that happens, all right? 818520159. Says Salvo by going, by leaving her? Is that a good thing? Or is he just missing out on the lottery of women? 81852059.

And also any of our Venezuelan homies, please hit us up and let us know if you're all like this. Is this normal? Ladies, is this normal? Did we just hit a gold mine? women. I think it's hilarious. Oh, girl, you got to be a better mother than that. Meanwhile, I am not a, I'm

a father that's not acknowledging my kid. Yeah, yeah. She's like, what the hell? Yes, and just so happens that her birthday is tomorrow, you guys. And on Monday, three days into knowing her, she asked for a coach purse, a new iPhone, big thing of

flowers, dinner, all this stuff. He's like, dude, that's like $2,000. Why do you ask for that? He says that he thinks, because he lives good, I'm wondering if he presented that to her. It seems like it. Come on. Because we did speak to him.

Alex, we spoke to you yesterday, and you and Angie were kind of going back and forth, like, La Malacostombraste. Like, you kind of also showed out for her, right? Alex. Alex. Alex. Alex.

He has a sunhole. He's probably smashing her. Yeah. Already? Providing the milk right now. But he had mentioned to us like, yeah, I know, like I was paying for things. And so one would assume maybe she's like, oh, this is the, this is the, this is it. He's got it like, yeah.

He's got it like. So she's requesting things and then he's like, wait, hold on, chill, chill, girl. She's on TikTok live too. She's apparently a TikTok creator. That's crazy. Yeah. I need to see her page. He won't tell us.

We asked him what the page was. I'll send some roses. She also, also has a husband that got deported last year. Oh, yeah. Got to factor that in. And so. But wait, there's more. Literally.

Then he finally confessed to having kids. She broke down crying and she said, why would you lie to me about this? Why do you do this? Because me me mean, you, Alex. That's great. And so now he's like, okay, what's going on?

Like, did I just dodge a bullet here? Or is this a great opportunity with the great girl? Mm-hmm. And he wants to know. Yes. And we have answers. We have Chris in San Fernando. What's up, Chris?

Chris. What's up? Chris, talk to us. brother, what you got for our guy, Alex? I mean, I'm going to say he dodged a bullet, but did he let's hit? I'm thinking he got stuck already. Yeah, I think so, too.

We think he got trapped too. Because he also shooting at the club, so to speak, and just met her. And that could be the trap. Yeah. And as of yet, did it yesterday. Yeah. They've been together one week. Supposedly she's on birth control, but who knows?

But you're saying that because you two have had a similar situation. Yeah. A couple years ago, I met a Venezuelan on TikTok. Oh, my God. What? TikTok. Are we sure it's not the same one? TikTok.

And it was the same thing. She didn't want to send me the messages. And at first I was like, I didn't think much of it. And then, like, within a week, we started talking on WhatsApp. And it didn't take long for her to start. talking to me all night like the way that he does like oh yeah i'm in uh i think i'm in love with you i want to i want you to have my kids and stuff like that and i was thrown back a little bit but i was like you know what let's just roll with it see what happens

so then once he starts to like ask for for like a phone she starts asking for a car for a passport for i'm like you know what i can't do this So the one thing that I did actually help her with was the passport. Because she said she wanted to go to another country. And she couldn't come to the United States. But then after that, I realized, you know what? I think she's trying to use me to leave Venezuela because she couldn't get out. Oh, so she was living in Venezuela.

You had never met her in person. It was literally just through WhatsAppi TikTok. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I thought I got getting the impression that she wanted to travel together so that we can meet up somewhere like in Spain and then she would stay there. Oh, wow. In Spain, okay. She was trying to trap you, bro. No, not even trap. Get her, get stuff. Get plate. Yeah.

She not trying to have this fool's baby. No, and she was all fine or what? She was beautiful, right? No, she was fine. Yeah. And young. Yeah. Well, she was around my age.

Okay. Okay. All right. In 30s, not 30s. That's still young. So after a while, we ended up, I ended up cutting out communication with her. And not that long ago when Maduro ended up getting caught, she reached out to me. Kind of see like, oh, you know, how are you, how you've been?

I'm scared now. Dude. Maduro is the president of Venezuela. Yeah. Yeah, but she called me saying that he starts talking to me. nice and then she's saying that one of her friends ended up getting the visa. So I'm like, oh, that's what you want. You want to come back to try to get

the visa for me. Nope. And you better not, okay? Oh, I didn't. Good. Good, bro. This is it. This is the African prince scamper of the Venezuel. It is. It is. I'm so scared right now. Albert, in Southgate. Something similar happened to you, too? What? What's wrong with you guys?

Hey, what are you guys? I'm scared. What up, Albert? What about? Nah, yeah, I was, I was 20. This is, she didn't try to go dig me or nothing like that. I was like 21 and she was a full blood, Senora, like at 39, you know? Senora? And, yeah, well, at 21, 39 is the Senora, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know? So I met her at the Walmart layaway line when it was, when Walmart used to do layaway. Amazing. Oh, what a love story.

What a love story. Is she found a toilet? Is she from Velasuela? Yeah, she's ready to smell. Oh, my. The same scenario. In the first week, the second day, hey, come over. And I'm like, all right.

Like, you know, I already knew what's up. I'm like, home boy, I'm like, Superbad, let's go. He's 21. Yeah, he's 21. A chiquito. Yeah. Everything. Like, like, as he como, he said,

after it smelled like, everything was lovely. What? The smell? Venezuelan women carried. Oh, my God. Ceremones. Ceremones. So, so at a, like, little talk that we would have, she told me, like, oh, yeah, you're the only guy, whatever, whatever.

And I'm like, cool. So I'm over there shooting up the club, like, crazy. You don't need I'm not knowing any better. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. And then one day, I thought about it. I'm like, you know what? Like, nah, like, let me protect myself, right?

So I show up and I'm like, oh, you know what? I left the protection in the car. And she's like, oh, now, don't worry, there's some in the drawer right there. And I'm like, I didn't think much of it, right? So when I opened the drawer, like, I saw, I'm like, what? Like, bro, that's a custom size. Like, nah, like, I'm good, but I'm not that. Is that a backup?

Who's the need for? And I'm like, yeah, I even told her, like, I'm not even going to embarrass myself. Like, what's a weird? Trying to try it on? Yeah. Put my hand through this thing. And I'm, she's like, no. And then the other cajorn and I'm open this.

Oh my gosh. The other drawer. Large, medium, small. You're small. It's over there. No, no, I'm Mexican. I'm average. I'm good.

I'm good. I'm not. Medium. Right there. But I'm not. Yeah. Ew. It's in the middle.

It's in the middle drawer. It's in the middle drawer. Middle drawer, medium, large. You know, top. No, middle drawer, Mexican. I'm on the medium size, bro. But my thing is that I was falling in love, bro. Like, they have this tower?

I don't know what it is. They make you fall in love, but after that incident with the protection and everything, I'm like, no, I got to cut it off because this signora, I don't know what she wants for me, but I know it's nothing good. Yeah. You know?

So it's just one of those things where I don't know if it's like, all of them are like that. And the crazy part, bro, is that same thing. Like, respectate, like, what limpedia la casa. You get me? No. Hey, her matches is all the first. First of two?

No, yeah. bro, it was. One second, one second. Hey, Venezuela, you got to call up and defend it. Yeah, come on. Women, Venezuela. Like, y'all, like, y'all go,

right now they're calling you guys messy and seductive. And seductive. And out for your passports and visas at the expense of the medium Mexican. All right. Albert, Albert, keep going, bro. Keep going. Ah, yeah.

Hey, all I got to talk about me is, hey, corle, bro. Just run, run. Because you, if it's this early in the States, you already ask you for this. That shit. Wait until she locks you down with a kid, bro. Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. And you had never seen her since, never went back to the same Walmart.

Never. No way, none of that. Nah, that, not that. Maybe one to the bloom, like, every six months when things got hard at the club. Hey, what's up? Gassiz. You know? Oh, no.

And the crazy part, she would say yes. Like, come over. Oh, she was down. Anytime? Anytime. Yeah. Did she have kids? You said she was older.

That's a signora. No, she didn't have kids. That's another thing. I'm like, why, if she's this good, well, why doesn't have somebody wife or her? Why doesn't she has here? Yeah, why hasn't someone locked her down yet? Yeah, like, there's a problem here, you know? And I'm not catching this.

So I just try to stick around. I just laugh. Wow. That's incredible, bro. When you heard this story, you're probably tripping out, like, wait, this isn't, this isn't just just happened to me? No, yeah. It's crazy because I always wanted to tell people this story.

There was never an opportunity to tell her about the Venezuelan lady that I met at the Walmart Layway line. There we go, bro. You've lived alive. Hey, that must be better than the club. The Venezuelan, sorry, the Walmart Layway line must be better than the club. Come on. Higher percentage right there.

Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much for telling me. This all sounds amazing to me. Yeah, Greg is ready. Greg is ready to have a Venezuelan. trip you out that more dudes have the same story as you? It does, yeah. It's funny.

It's hilarious. So do you need to run? Are you driving away from her right now? Honestly, in the past, I don't know, 10 minutes, she's called me five times. She's called you? She's called you five times. Hey, let us talk to her. Put on the phone.

What was that? Let's talk to her. Three-way. Nah, bro. You guys are going to make a mess out of it. It's already a mess. I thought you didn't want her. Hey, she's the one that has the mess in her room.

Yeah, come on. Well, not us. I know, but I could cut her off, right. I can't just stop talking to her. Let us go for you. You guys are going to put me on the spot. No, no, no. Come on.

It seems like you're going to stick around. If I was Venezuelan and I was the mess, I'd be like, yeah, let's call it right me up. But it's not a medicano, bro. Think, think, think a little of pride. He, come on. Wow. He just threw it. Venezuela's on the bus.

Venezuela defend yourself. I think they have a lot of pride too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a lot of, my friend, you got to get rid of this lady. You got to go. And if you don't go, you got to stop unprotected smashing her.

Like, don't be that person. Because now you're going to get caught up. And now there's going to be something like, hey, there's a kid right there. You're going to have a half Venezuelan child. Right, right. Yeah. No, I feel you guys. Thank you.

And she told you that she has, she's, uh, she has birth control, right? Yeah, she has birth control. Yeah, she has the, she doesn't even have a bed. No bed. Yeah. She doesn't even know how she's going to pay for her kid's child care. Mm-hmm. You think she's going to have enough to go get a birth control?

Are we thinking with our big brain or our little brain, our media Mexican brain? He never thought. Which brain are you? I was thinking with the other brain. Yeah, he wasn't math team right now. You know how expensive the devices are? Very. Yeah.

Especially when you don't have insurance because she's not from here. Mm-hmm. According to her. It could have been free, you know? I don't know. You're not thinking, right, brother? You're in the Venus flag trap right now. Everybody says that all immigrants get a free healthcare.

I don't know. Oh, my gosh. No. Where? I've never heard that before. Oh, that's crazy, dog. Everybody's here. That's all you hear.

No, where? He's in Utah. You're in Utah, right? Yeah, I'm in Utah. Yeah, okay. Oh, okay, maybe? I don't know. I'm like, where?

But if they, let's do, let's, let's, let's, let's go on that logic, right? If she gets free health care, right, don't you think she would also get free child care? Mm-hmm. Damn. And maybe a free bed. Maybe she, yeah, maybe. Yeah, if she's tapped into the programs. This is why hit you guys up.

You guys, you know, letty over there. Oh, goodness. Smart, huh? Smart, yeah. Yeah. Why'd you go thinker? Oh, my God. But the problem is you're still not going to leave.

He doesn't sound like it at all. No, I'm going to leave. Believe me, I'm going to leave. I really am. I can't go back 10 years. You got to you feel me. Let us do it for you. Let us talk to her.

Okay. We're going to find her on TikTok. Yeah. I'll send you her TikTok. Yeah. Oh, okay. Send it. Send it.

Send it. What's your name? I'll send it. I don't know her name. I don't know the name. No, her name. You don't know the name on TikTok. Oh, her name is Maria.

Maria, Maria. Thanks, bro. Thank you, bro. Oh, my goodness. We have tickets to Fast and Furious Hollywood Drift at Universal Studios, Hollywood. Four tickets for you to experience that thrill. Yep. And we got our guy over here.

Our little Greg Yipoo, last day of 29. Aw, Kitty Pie. Entering his dirty 30s tomorrow. Wow. Okay, my little friend. And you are our student of the day. All right. So you're going to spin this wheel.

You're going to tell us what subject we are going to play. Let's do that. Yep. Spin, spin, spin, spin, space, space. It is on science. Oh. Science. Science.

All right, bro. Oh, we haven't done science. We haven't. I love it. Oh, and I think I did science. All right, brother. You have Janelle in downtown. All right, Janelle.

She thinks that you are going to. sucks so bad that you're not going to get this question right and if she is right she wants the tickets on the other side we have valente and artisia who thinks you got it you got it all right you got it hey say valence well he can't say it what really i was catching it during homie help right and i'm like dude it's not fernando valenzuela they're not venezuelans i was caught it on today that i Venezuelan valence valence valence valenzuela yeah valenzuela Venezuelan ben ben like ven like ben like ben i'll say Hey, because are you Venezuelan?

Are you Venezuelan? Are you from Venezuela? Is she Venezuelan? He was trying to ask. Yeah. I said, are she from? No, say, is she Venezuelan? Is she Venezuel?

Is she Valencia? Yeah. Is she from Valencia? Is she from Valencia? Okay. It's science time. All right, let's get into it. Okay, if you get this correctly, you win the tickets for Janelle.

If you get it incorrectly. Valenti and Artija goes to Universal Studios. Okay. How many planets are in our solar system? What? Is it seven, eight, nine, or ten? Was it the updated version of the solar system? Or is it like the...

Answer. We're in 2026 version of the solar system? I don't know. Because there's some planets that people consider planets. Ramona. I don't know. Am I wrong? People don't consider Pluto a planet.

I don't know. Tell us if you consider it and then tell us How much? Are one more options again? Seven, eight, nine, or ten? Seven. The answer is eight. There's eight planets.

Okay. Technically, go, go, go. What's your... Technically, because people... How many planets? Planet. If you count Pluto, there should be nine. The answer right here says eight.

Without Pluto, it's eight, yeah. Okay. How many. You said... You're ready to... Janelle, congratulations, Janelle. You are going to... Thank you guys so much.

I'm so excited. We've been calling. I've been calling with my kids, too, and they're scoring. So they don't know, but they're going to be so excited. Let's go. Let's go. Hey, Greg has a question for you. Ask your cheese.

Yes. Are you from Valenzuela? No, I'm Mexican. Dang. As a Mexican in Salvadorian, I'm like, dang, I don't know if I want to smell like that. I don't even know. No, because they were all like. They described it.

They were all like, oh, my God, it smells. like heaven down them. It's majestic. What is it? I just think I'm like maybe her peach balance is just really well. Yeah, it's a really good piece. Because he said not only does it smell like nothing, it smells like amazing. Wow.

Amazingness. Yeah, we had like two people say that. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Okay. All right. I have more tickets.

Nice. Nice. So go see Neo and Acon. Wow. At their sold out show tomorrow night at Intoaddon. What? Neo and Acon. That's a good show.

That's a good show. Okay, so call me up right now. Are you going to go for Greg? Are you going to go for Angie? Are you going to go for Victor, okay? Let us know which student you are going for. Is it Angie? Is it Vic or is it Greg?

One of you will win tickets to see Neal and Acon at their sole out show tomorrow night. Can we give Vic dress coat for wearing that shirt? Vic is wearing a sleeveless shirt, and I just want you to know, please thank us for our service. We're putting up with that. It's cool when you do it, but it's a problem when I do it? He got it. You're really hairy.

Like your armpit hair's like sticking out. Almost poking me. Don't look under there. Don't look under there. Don't look under. No, can't help it. It's creeping and crawling. It's like an ivy.

Like the ivy's at the wall. It's growing as we speak. Yes. Just keep focused on right here, the guns. No, you're showing too much shoulder, Vic. I can't work right now. I've asked you to pick somebody you're going for and we got to work that out with Ramona. So two tickets on the line.

Okay. Two tickets on the line sold out show. I used to pick Vic, Angie, or Greg. one of us which child are you rooting for teacher are you ready yes do you have papers in front of yeah oh yeah and a pen and a pen no no no okay yes I ready all right I'll put a timer there's gonna be a timed a timed worksheet my friend okay mm-hmm in that in the 10 seconds that I'm about to give you okay you are to write down as many

Any famous teachers as you can go. It's kind of hard, not in the line. But they're all writing. Oh, man. All right. My pen gave out on me. Famous teachers. Go ahead, my friend, Vic.

Mr. Cooper? Mr. Cooper. Hang in there, Mr. Cooper. Stand and deliver. That's not a famous teacher. I didn't know his name. I only knew Edward James almost. I would have got that over stand and deliver.

Ah, but that's what I meant. Mr. Cooper, so you got one. Got one. Okay. I got Miss Frizzle from the Magic School Book. Wow. Good. That's a good one.

And then I got Mr. Bill Nye. He's a scientist. Oh, that's true. Mrs. Letty. You suck. Okay, you guys are tired. If she sucks, you suck. I know.

All right, Greg. All right. I got Johnny Sins. He's a teacher. From where? Jack Black. Jack Black School of Rock? Yes.

I will take that. What's the other one? Nick, I don't know. I don't know that then. Someone Google that. I am flabbergasted. This is how you choose to do the last day of your 20s. What is he talking about?

Johnny Sins is a teacher. He's a teacher. But he's a teacher. Oh, hell no. He's a teacher. I'm guessing he saw a movie where he played the teacher. Yes. The freaky teacher.

No. What? And I said famous. Keep a PG. I said Ms. Bristle. You said Bill Knight. You're wrong.

I got two. Keep a PG. No. I'm going to give you all one. Oh, my God. Second round. That's weird. That's, come on.

That's two. That's how you use the last day of 20s to be a quichino. I thought we're playing fair. Okay. Let's go. Round two. Down two. Johnny sends everything.

Okay. In 10 seconds. Famous non-pornographic. Thank you. Got to add that in there. Movies that take place in a school go. That's a story. School week.

These kids are going back to school. Give famous school movies. It's hard to type out to whole aisle. Yeah, yeah, same. All right, Victor. Freedom writers. Yeah, oh, wow. Magic school bus movie.

Rick. That's where you could have put Stan and delivered. Yes. Okay, hold on. Wait, let me. It's right here. It's right. I just need to draw arrow up.

And then now I have three. Okay, cool. No. So one? Yeah. Okay. I got mean girls. High school.

And then I got Confessions of a teenage drama. How the hell did you write out? No. No. No. Confessions of the. I'm done with this game. You both have one.

You better have more than one. All right? I'm not ready. I'm not ready. Back to the future. Yes. Okay. High school musical.

Two. Let's see his paper. Let's see that he spelled it. Back to the future. High school musical. Oh my good. That's why I said it. Gerardo in San Bernardino.

Herardo, congrats, bro. You're going to go see Nio and Acon, my friend. Thank you. Let's go. That's go. You are going. Angie trying to cheat. Not you.

Not my ASB president. Not my 4.0 diva. I was right. Confessions of Latina's Drama Queen is really long. Confessions of the. Zool or come here Now what's going on? She's Mation with Angie.

Okay, you guys know Silo Green, right? Of course. For the song? Almost like. Angie, crazy girl. So he actually has a story about Kanye West where he pretty much got mad at him for what he did. Listen.

I go to Japan. Me and my son, Lake, we go out there and he didn't show up. I was so mad. So he's pretty much saying the story of the time That Kanye told him like, hey, I'm going to fly you out to Japan for a week. And when he showed up, Kanye just threw him up.

Kanye ghosted him in Japan? In Japan? Oh, I wish I had those problems. Yeah. What? That's terrible. Yeah, he goes on to explain the story. This was around Grammy time of 2025.

So we leave there going to Japan. And we get out there. I think we were out there a day or so. And I'm thinking he going to pull up. He's like, yo, man, I'm not going to be able to make it. Man, the wife got sick of this out of the third. Man, I apologize, man. And at first, I was just kind of like at a loss for words,

I didn't really know what to say because I'm like, what do I do? Let me like, you know, we was going to be out there for the week. So he's just stuck out there. So what did he do? So he's like, I panicked. I call my wife and my wife was all like, you know what, babe. Think about it like this. Like you got a paid vacation for free.

Just enjoy it. Yeah. Enjoy it. You're out there with your son. And plus you have access to the studio. So if anything, just go to the studio. Oh, okay. And his son's a musician too, I believe.

Oh my God. Just like got got a got kind of music or something. Oh, yeah. I have a paid vacation in Japan. I don't think that. I think that might be a one-on-one experience. Someone flying you out and then ghosting you? Hell yeah.

I'd be so happy. I'm like, you mean I don't have to work? And this is all paid for? I have to enjoy it. Yeah. But maybe he was looking forward to that work and being on the album. He probably just had a whole different idea of how things we're going to go. He wanted a song with Kanye.

He wanted to be on vultures or. He still got it because on bully, they actually collapsed on the song, Bully, this one. Okay. He still got it. vacation and he still got the collaboration. Okay. Okay.

That is crazy. I'm with Greg now. Yeah. What the hell he's a complaining for? What are you complaining about? You got a collab. You got a free vacation. Yeah.

You don't have to let him poop on you or nothing. Whoa. Yeah. I think he's crazy. Greg tells me that's why people get flown out. To Dubai. To Dubai. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, Japan's a different story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not Dubai. Come on. He just drift. He said he can't wait until he gets the call. You wouldn't? Hell no.

It's Dubai. You'll get pooped on? They drive Ferraris is Honda Civic. I was literally like, come on now. If Vic told you, like, I'll fight you out, but I'll poop on you. Why are you going to be rude? Wait, hold on. We're buddies.

I'll see you there, Vic. I'll see you there, Vic. I'll see you there. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. Yeah, go. Let these set go. All right, we're taking you back to the Kifidi D. Tupac Shakur murder case and Kifi D's.

alleged involvement he is being tried as we speak believe this is day three if I'm not mistaken but no it's it might be before today day three day three is yesterday I believe yeah yes day there was yesterday I believe and you know it's really troubling because you will have different suspected alleged or confirmed gang members that are that are just older now that are not cooperating you know and we famously talked about how Shug Knight himself who was in the car with Tupac that could give an incredible eyewitness testimony against KFidi and his involvement in the murder of Tupac Shakur. But on his end, I'm not going to go up there.

You don't want it. We're talking about how it's street code, how we get it. Real G's don't talk. And even though he could help the prosecution in this case, he won't because that's just not what you do. Yeah. To one point, I understand it. But I would assume if you're not talking to police or you're not going to go and testify, you're not going to talk at all.

Like, you're just not going to talk to anybody. It kind of goes all around. So then when you call TMZ Live and you give your take on everything that's happening, you're another correspondent to the court, the case that's going on, the trial that's going on. It seems a little bit weird to me and off to me because, again, you can excuse it as A, that street code, we don't talk. But you are talking on a TV platform that's probably the biggest in the world like TMZ, at least in the United States. Now, yesterday it happened where they had somebody by the name of Mob James, who says that he himself was a security guard for death row, worked at the club that they were supposed to go to the night that Tupac ended up passing away. And on his own right was getting backlash because he said, I'm not going to say anything that's going to put Kifi D in jail, although we've had beef, although he did what he did. I'm not, like, I've changed my life, and I'm not going out to do that.

Shug Knight calls into DMZ and tells them, hey, that guy never worked for me. Don't let him lie to you. What? Listen to this. So, hold on. You're saying that James McDonald, the guy who testified, said that he worked for death row records, talked about what he saw that night. You're saying he did not work for you at all?

No. Now, he might have been to club hanging out trying to hustle people, but he's in the informant. He didn't work for me. He didn't work for me. He would have had a death. Ro chain. He would have had a ring. You would have seen the pictures around us hanging out. No. One other thing is very important. You have, it's time for a change. You have people who've been talking to me like Universal for doing a movie or documentary to get all the information from my side

because I am Delphoro to talk about Delphro. Now they want to do with Snoopy, which I'm going to sue the shit because you have a lawyer that David Kindergade. Oh, it goes on. He's going on. For someone that doesn't talk. Yeah. And that won't go up and testify. He's doing a lot of talking, calling this guy, Mob James, an informant.

Because they were like, wait, are you calling him an informant? Or are you calling KPD an informant? Because they established low-key that KVD had become somewhat of an informant with authorities. And he's like, no, Mobb James. Like, I'm not. He's an informant. Everybody knows. Okay.

But we don't talk, right? We're not supposed to talk. Which part of it is cold? I'm not understanding. I know enough to know that I don't know enough. Yep. That some things aren't for us, regular folk. But I guess I'm wondering if you're telling the prosecution or the courts that, hey, I'm not going to testify because that's not what we do.

Yeah. You're essentially testifying through, you're doing the same thing Kifid D was doing. Oh, yeah. For going on, for whatever it is, whatever TMC is paying, or whatever that may be, the views or the likes or whatever. Kviti was out there doing Vlad interviews. He was writing a book. He was doing all of them. that and that caught him up, you were doing similar thing.

Yeah. What happened was that when the street code was invented, they didn't account for TMZ and Vlad TV. They didn't encourage for Harvey Levin. So exactly. Who's also a lawyer, by the way, if they didn't know. But, I mean, I think it's just that. It's like, oh, we don't talk to the police, but we'll talk to everybody else. You know what I'm saying?

And so I think the street code needs to be updated. But also, there's an update in the, and I think I saw the King James version where he was saying, they were saying like you're going to get caught up on social media you're catching your own out like that's stupid play stupid games with stupid prizes yeah yeah that's one of the commandments of the new testament of the street code absolutely should be you know what I'm saying yeah yeah and then it just feels kind of weird I get it like that you could actually like if we're going to bend the rules at some point mm-hmm why not bend it for buck so what you're saying is like what's the difference between Kee-Feed D going on Vlad TV and Shug going on TMZ TV it's the same

it's the same thing because technically can they like at the court can they use this you and play it as evidence too if the judge allows it i believe it could be a thing right probably and it's not under oath but so then it's like they're using vlad's interviews yeah yeah but this isn't a shug night trial it's not it's more so the issue of like hey i'm not going to talk i'm not going to go on but i will say all of this to you team z and you lawyer the lawyer of all lawyers he was outside court TV. Was it? Harvey Levin was like, yes, people's court. Interviewing people. Wow. As a lawyer. Come on here and say it. Just start coming on here. Yeah, might as well, right? I'm afraid of this segment that I just did. I'm just confused. Me too. No, I'm the same. Because I'm trying

to understand it because I personally didn't think it's fair. Like, hey, let's at least try to get some type of justice for Pock that we've all missed and we've all loved it. And we've all always felt like there was not something. Like there's something missing. Yeah. There was none of that. And so it's kind of like, hey, I'm not going to do that. And in the same phone call, calls Tupac, an incredible person, amazing, all of this stuff. And it's like, he's so amazing. Help. Help him.

Help the killer be put away. Yeah. All right. That was, that was a rapestry. A little conflicted man. And it is day four today. So we're going to keep you updated on what goes down. This trial is getting people triggered.

And it's just a lot. It's just a lot. Okay. Let's get into some sportsism. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball. All right, you guys.

I am sick and tired of LeBron James and how he will not leave Los Angeles. Wait, he did. He did. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. No. He went to the Sixers. You would think.

You would think. Has anybody seen him in Philly? No. A conspiracy theory just hit me right now. What? What if he left because Mark Walter told him like, hey, some about to go down, you should do. I thought so.

Oh my God. I thought that yesterday when you were saying. Why is the heck with this full leave? Some people have considered that that he knew that. The ownership was a little rockier than appeared. That's why he left for $2 million only. Oh, my. Possibly.

Because they were going to give him a hell of bank. And he's like, no. No, it's not, this is a fake money. You don't got it. You don't got it. Yeah. I see Otani on Klarna. This funny money right here.

This is this monopoly. Because the Mark also owns the Dodgers. Yeah. So we just. You might have. You might have. You might have. I was cracking Venezuelan crime.

Damn. And at 9. And at 9. Boom. We're on to you. There we go. LeBron. Yes. We got to, and if that theory goes viral, you got to credit Angie and Letty, 100%.

All right. You got to credit me. No, I'm not taking credit for this one. I'll take credit for the next one. Don't worry. All right. So look, he's literally that ex who complains and says, I'm out of here, but refuses to actually leave.

Why? Because he's out here in L.A. with his new teammates from the Philadelphia 76ers working out at a gym in Chatsworth, Lettie. What? They're in the valley? They're in the valley. Wow. He's really bonding with them, taking pictures of things.

them, all this stuff with Jalen Brown and Tyrese in the city that he wanted to leave so badly. But do they, the 76 or do they ever come in train over here? No, never. They're East Coast. Yeah. Like, come on. He's over here. Like, yeah, come on.

This is my favorite spot. Oh, we could go to Chatsworth. Oh, we could go here. Oh, we could go. It's like, bro, just leave already. You didn't want to be here. So go. And I guess, I guess, like, sometimes the football players, they do come out.

Like, someone has an Oxnard campus? Yeah, they have training, like the Cowboys. They have training camp. in Oxnard. So it's like, they have to be here, right? Training camp doesn't start until September 22nd for the 76ers. And that's going to be in Philly. So it's like...

So it's still in Philly. He's just out here playing in our face. He is. He is trying to show up and show out. All I get is like influencer vibes from him. You know the influence that come from out of town? You're like, I love L.A. I love L.A.

And then after a while they just hate it. And they're like, I hate L.A. I don't want to be here anymore, but they still stay. Yes. The whole time, they're complaining from L.A. Wi-Fi. You get me? L.

Oh, I hate L.A. so much because of the traffic. Like, you are the traffic. Get out of here. Yeah. Get out of here. Like all these out of towners. Yeah, it's crazy. You, bro.

You're from Cleveland. Yeah. Come on. He even posted a pick of, on his, of the workout, on his IG story saying, I am so protective over this current version of me. It took a lot of mental, emotional, and spiritual work for me to get to the stage. See? Such a baddie.

Total fresh breakup behavior. Telling you. Can you believe that? And then, look, he's also in LA taking up all these new hobbies all of a sudden. He's golfing. He's posting. Oh, and he's good at you. Yeah, he's hitting holes in ones.

Oh, wow. Good for him. And guess what? Well, what? He's hanging out with Austin Reeves still. Oh. He's still seeing one of his exes, apparently. I heard his, it might be shaky for him to come back to the Lakers.

Is that true or not true? What do you mean? Austin Reeves. No, no, no, no. He signed, everything's good. Oh, I don't know. Oh, because they don't have the money? Yeah, possibly.

Who knows? Well, we at least know that they have the money until the end of this season, but who knows? LeBron is still in Los Angeles. I guess I would understand. For a whole other month. But it's like, I guess, bringing the new boo. Yeah, over here. That's nasty.

And they're in Sixers jerseys out here. Yeah, he's been a Cochino right now. A Cochino. In La Misma? You know how we felt about Sixers' jerseys at one point? No. We all saw the photo AI walking over Tyrone Lou. Yeah.

That's beef right there. In 2001. He's trying to do that to all of Los Angeles. He is. I hate it. He needs to enjoy chatsworth. Get the hell out of chatsworth. Chatsworth.

I like Chathority. I know. It's nice. He can't enjoy it anymore. He moved on. Go to Philly, man. All right. Well, that was sports.

I'm Rose Cranz, Big for Brown Bag. Mornings on Power 10. Hey, Scott. Hell of studious. What's 9 plus 10? Join your line? Look at this studious. Ooh.

All right. This is Lettie, and I'm filling in for my very studious friend. Our guy concrete. He's out in Aloha. Hawaii. Hawaii. Hawaii. I'm giving you songs that are old that you know because giving you new songs, apparently

it's going to cause crashes. According to a new study, found that traffic fatalities were 15% higher on days when major new albums were released compared to the days immediately before or after. Something about a new drop has this going crazy on these streets. So this lets me know, when you listen to a new album, please do it. in the comfort of your own home on headphones 15% is a crazy jump. It is. It's fatalities. It's not just crashes. More than

35,000 people pass away in car crashes in the U.S. each year with millions more injured. In 2022 alone, 3,308 deaths were attributed to distracted driving. I'm like, I don't know if I could say they're

there already. And they're saying the distracted part of a new album, maybe it's changing it maybe it's playing the song again. Run that back. Or filming myself playing it. Yeah. Like I'm in the car.

I'm driving fast. All of that. I get it. I've seen it. Yeah. I've seen it. We all do it. Dirty Sprite two dropped and I was a beast on the roads.

Like you didn't even want to see me in my little corolla. But that's bad. I know, but it's like you get so hype. You do. It's like the Carol G album. That was me. I was almost going to be part of that statistics. No, you almost.

Probably be an angel in heaven. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly, it's Carol G's fault. Carol G's fault. It was such a great album, but I'm like, oh, my God, what was that song? And then I kept going back and I'm like, no, it wasn't this, but it was out. And then I had to, like, skip through it. I'm like, it was this one.

Luckily, your car's like, beep, beep, beep, you're about to hit a car? Yeah, it was Matadorah. Yeah, I love that one. Oh, yeah, let's have a matat. To do Matadora. Fati. Yeah, it was that one, but. I believe it 100%.

Be careful out there. For your own safety, for the safety of others, when there's new music. At least now you know, like, hey, I'm going to be more distracted driving around. Yeah. And so are other people. It's not just you that got the new drop.

True, true, true. Everyone else is go-karting. Two matadores running, head-on. Head-on collision. All right, that was studios full. Please stay, stay safe out there. It's brownback mornings.