Brown Bag Mornings - 08/27/26 The PayPal Scare... 🫰💰 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: August 27, 2026

The squad navigates a legendary Homie Helpline featuring an "El Chapo" cartel threat and a high school friend who fake-killed his aunt for a Vegas bender. 🤡 Between the scams, the crew reacts to Nancy Grace’s "booty beating" commentary on Diddy and Snoop Dogg’s search for a $10,000-a-month ice cream taster. 💸🍦 [Edited by @iamdyre 🍿] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:47) Chisme (6:44) Petty Police (9:36) Scrolling (13:24) The Weather W/ Concrete! (14:25) Homie Helpline (56:42) Petty Police (1:03:17) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:05:08) Money Moves (1:10:33) Studious Foo (1:14:03) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any brownback mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? And it's not a lie out here in these streets of California, Southern California, Los Angeles. We are going through a crazy as he waved. Yeah.

And, you know, Congre would tell us more inside the weather. But one thing that officials are warning people about is not just, hey, make sure you drink water. Hey, make sure your A.C. are on. You check on your pets. But it's also, hey, make sure you do not enter your car too fast in the heat. Okay? Because while we may be experiencing 106, 99, Power 106, with a temperature. In your car, they had the Pasadena fire department went in there with, like,

like a temperature checker. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Your car levels, when it's that hot outside, can go up to 180, okay? That means if you sit down and you're wearing shorts or you touch the steering wheel, you can burn yourselves more than first degree burns, okay? Be very careful out there. The seatbelt. The seatbelt.

Yes, dude. Metal and a little part. Time to burn my kids with those, man. Yes, and the little ones, they're just going to go in because we're telling them, like, get in the car and they're like, ah, oh, ah, we've all seen it. I drive a stick shift car. So for me to touch the shifter, I have to use a towel because the sun is directly onto the shifter. Smart because that is a good suggestion.

Because what do you do? Like let the AC run before you get in. You would have to go into those kind of solutions, Greg. Using a towel, using something cold. It said it was 118 in my car the other day. Mom's like, name's hot. Yeah, be very careful. With newer cars, you can turn on the AC before you get in.

Yeah. We don't all got new cars. We don't? No? Yeah, my car still still. Oh, okay. My car still sticks. Oh, you got that,

you got that testy, huh? Yeah, that's why. That's what he said. Basically, it couldn't be me, you guys. This is Pobrecito problems. No, no, it is me. Back to the Pobrecyto problems. I forget sometimes.

I forget I forget I'm freaking rich, man. I forget I could do these things. Hey, rich people, remember you're rich. Before you get in your car. Also, this is something that you've probably done, whether you're rich or poor, but you've done this in your car. You've left.

a water bottle in there. Happes all time. Right? Whether glass or plastic, what you're doing is leaving a magnifying glass in your car. And when the sun hits right, some people will notice that, hey, I got these burn spots in my car for no reason.

They'll notice it on their ceiling of their car or maybe on their car, the seat of their car. So basically the sunlight goes through the freaking water and the glass and then jumps back up 10 times hotter, probably more than 10 times. And it ends up burning the inside of your car.

So no, it wasn't an alien invasion. No one got into your car just to light it up. But it was that you left the water bottles behind. Be careful in this heat. Damn. I didn't know that was possible. Vic doesn't have these problems, though, so it's fine. No, Vic would have these problems too, especially in big-ass Teslas

because their whole front windshield is a huge window. Yeah. They got nothing to help them. So do not be leaving your water bottles in the front seat or anywhere. that the glass can hit it and it becomes a magnifying glass. I think glance. Oh, you're right? Yeah.

It ends up being that. No, you're right. Yeah. Got to tell my assistant and take the thing out. The faucwaters? Yeah, tell your girlfriend you just called her, you're your assistant. See how she feels about it. You're so rude, Victor.

I didn't say that. Well, who else, Vic? Come on. Do you, come here? Man, what's going on? She's Mation with Angie. Do you check out, you guys. She's been.

towards Nicki Minaj again, okay? Because she was recently on stream because she's a little streamer, right? She is. She is. And so she's streaming and then a song of Nick and Minaj SuperBase comes on, this one.

And she lets it play a little bit, right? And then she just turns it off. She skips it and she starts yawning. Don't we all feel that way? About Nickyna? About Superbase? Right now. Yeah.

About Nicki Minaj? Yeah. I'm probably skipping everything besides like Bedrock or something. you know because that's a good one. Super bass. No. That sounds sucks.

You know what she's on her beliefs? Yeah. Okay. She's big team. Come on, dude. I know. I guess. Okay.

I'll be honest. Come on. I still be bumping that pink album. No way. Angie. You, Pink Friday. You of all people.

I know, I know. I know. I don't see. I don't expect you, Greg. You're 30 and you love Arkell. You've been playing them since you turned 30. Temperatures rise. He was actually.

Bangor. You guys don't care of what people do on their off time. Even if it's, anti you, but that's fine. Yeah. I'm still motivated, but I believe I can fly. I still want to step in the name of love. I thought, and that's this.

Yeah. Honestly, when I hear this, skip, skip, I actually blocked them on my Apple music, okay? That's a good. It never came up randomly for me. Yeah, no. Step in the name of love?

That's never came up. Really? You don't piece on doing the name of love. As you should. No, that one, for sure, I automatically skip anything with him. 14 years old. 14 years old was the age of the girl that he took a pee on.

14 years old. Yeah. Think about that. Yeah, well, gangsters rappers be killing everybody. So what are we talking about here? So children? Do we condone gangster rap too and all that stuff or what? What are we doing?

It all has it. It all has it. People are killing people every day. What are we doing here? I think we love. I can't listen to no rap thing. Well, he didn't kill them. They're kidding people.

They're condoning aggression and gang banking. He didn't kill them. We wouldn't listen to nobody then. He can't listen to nobody. to nobody. Not you defending our killing right now. No, I'm not going to our killing. It's music. It's music. It's music.

No. No. You can't. Let's get back to hating on Nicki Minaj, guys. Yeah, you were crimes against children. I'm sorry. It's tearing us apart. Is that my boundary over your lifestyle choices? That's my balance.

No, yeah. Come on, nobody's saying we're agreeing to that. Come on. Nikki. Come on, letty, don't take it that far. Oh, I'm the one taking it that far. Yeah. Yeah, like always.

Always won the extra mile of things. I didn't put him in the studio. I'm just saying. With the 14-year-olds. It's not that serious. It is. Have you seen that? Everything that is being charged with me.

I'm not going around with a t-shirt and like advocating for the dude. I'm just saying. It's not that serious. Talking about the music here. All right. That's the sound that I'm police. The petty police. It's petty.

You're petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty. Petitist. Okay. The, the.

Diddy trial? It feels like it. The Kee-D. Tupac murder trial is currently happening in Las Vegas. Now, the prosecution has rested. It's the defense's turn. But I will tell you right now, not only are they battling it out in the courtroom, they got a battle against

Nancy Grace. Now, Nancy Grace is a famous true crime commentator. She was a former prosecutor. She turned into a TV legal commentator, and she's the lady. If you, even if you don't know her name, you know how she, This girl has the Karen haircut.

She's like the only Karen everybody's afraid of and everybody respects. Like, go ahead, girl. She's OG. If she's on your case, you're practically guilty. Like, if she sniff something out about you, you did it, brother. Oh, yeah. Or sister. Now, she is currently on the Tupac trial, and she's trying to be like, why is nobody talking?

Listen. Nobody had anything to do with anything. Nobody saw anything. Nobody knows anything. After attempts on Tupac Shakur's life. Oh, she's pissed about that. Yeah. But she has her eyes on one prize. He's currently at four dicks.

Oh, Diddy. Listen. We're coming for you, comes. She sees the involvement that Diddy has had, like, oh, supposedly he said, hey, I got a millie on their head or whatever to Keefi D and his homies. And then it ended up happening. And then it's like, well, Diddy, now you got your hand. Right? Because reportedly allegedly it was at Shug, not at Pock.

And then Puck got turned. So they're like, hey, just give me. Was half? Reportedly allegedly, right? Yeah, we did it. Yeah, we did it. We got one. Yeah.

That's really sad. But she is after him. She does not like Diddy. And this is like 50 cent proportions of trolling. Whenever anything happens to Diddy in jail, Nancy Grace, oh, she's on it. Listen to this when Diddy got attacked in jail, when he got into a fight. Diddy got a booty beating. He got in a fight behind bars.

asked who won, we were told he held his own translation, Didi got a booty beaten. How you like it now, Diddy? After you beat all those women, we saw the bruises, one month has been added to his already reduced

time. There you go. Damn. Diddy got a booty beating. Brothers and sisters. This lady's good with the dramaticness of everything. The alliteration. The literation. Her in

50s and if they team up. Wow. It's over. It's over. All right. That was petty police. Let's get into some scrolling with Gregorio. Scrolling with all me.

The love of my life is ready to be a mom and she's going viral for it. Another one? Right. Oh, you have a lot of love. Hold on. Is it the girl that was in the Olympics? Sunni Lee? No, no, no.

Not her. Not. No. Was it the love of his life? I love. Rhea Ripley. Huda? Oh, Huda.

She's already a mom. Huda's Artyamom. Oh, true, true. Again? Ella Langley? No, no, no, no. No, no. Becky G.

Oh, I thought, okay. I hate her, man. I don't hate her. All right. I hate her man. Okay. I feel like you're hot and cold with her. I feel like you're hot and cold with her.

You are. You are, you're in a relationship, that's why. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. She's with her men. Take that one time you tell your homies, I'm never going back, and then you go back anyway. right now. Does she know that you're like that?

Yeah, of course, guys. Come on now. Jeez. What makes you think? Anyways, anyways, Becky G.'s going viral right now because she decided to show the internet, the song that she sings to her godson, her godson, and everybody is loving this lullaby. Listen to this. Hello, my amor. How was your day? I'm My love Me does

Aligria Hermoso Precioso You are the most Bonito Hermoso Brueuzeo You are my

Chiquito Grand and Firtte Erres Intelligent God to be Today for

Sientre I love it Bangor Vanger Rick Why are you Blushing That's Greg

Becky G He's just Becky G He's He's like I can hear you did it. He's like, blushed. He's hearing it. It's for a kid, but he's feeling that it's towards him. Yeah, I could go to sleep to that right now. All these are really great adjectives. Like, she's talking to you, like, great affirmations. Right? To me, I knew that. Totally tied to you. Right. 100%.

Eres intelligent, though. Yes. You don't even know what she's saying. I know. She can say whatever she wants. She could talk about this is Becky G. And shout to the homies, La Plataica for interviewing. Yeah, the homies. Yeah. It's my brother right there. What's going on? Be here my brother, we bonded together. Lovie today. Yeah, come on.

All right, sing her back a lullaby. How would you put Becky Gid to sleep? Well, I put a regiton. Oh, la, me. Hey. How much? Yeah, that's fine. You did that?

Yeah, I did that right now, like in a minute. Oh. Beggy, I got your next hit right here. Come on. Just slight pledge. Come on, dude. Yeah, just make it into a regatton song. Would you collab?

Put a feature on it. Yeah. Me. Let's go have on a baby Let's put the lab on a key Oh my goodness Do you have it more of the reggaeton? Yeah

Let's go Oh la Hey My love Me das a legria Hermoso Precioso I could only throw the drums in the background right now

I'd make that really quick in the back of my head Because I'm just so intelligent Like she says Oh damn Elieinthe like she says You know You're welcome, Becky G. You're welcome.

There's no way she's not fooled in for you, Greg. No way. Your wrist is up right now. What else are you? What else are you? What else are you? Precioso. Yes, let's go.

Aligria. Yeah, you are that. You are allergies. You are allergy. You are allergies. I thought she was talking about the nightclub. Allegria. Yes, you are.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. No, no, no. Let's not get it. That was great. That's great. Weather time. And now, the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. Perito Zend is going down for the weather Thursday, August 27th. First, we gallop our way to the city of Stevenson's ranch.

Running the AC all day. Got me draining the bank. A hundred degrees and 77 degrees at night. Next we get close to Hong Kong out there in El Cajon, where the carinosas call me Bonito Panse. on 96 degrees and 73 degrees at night. Now we uplift the kids in the city of La Ponte

eat your veggies. Because that's being Fuerthe. 97 degrees and 75 degrees at night. And lastly, we told her we warned us to get up in Glendora, Gatchezerobija or pedora. 98 degrees and 74 degrees on night. It's going to be hot.

Again today. Perritos. It is going down. Stevenson's Ranch 100 degrees and 77 degrees at night. El Cajon, 96 and 73 degrees at night. La Puente 97 and 75 and Glendora, you're going to be 98 and 74 degrees. It's your boy concrete from Brownback Morn's your power 106. Let's go. Okay.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Alfonso is a sucker. All right?

Alfonso hit us up and said Brownbag. My name is Alfonzo, and I messed up bad. I got scammed by an IG model and now she's threatening to ruin my marriage. He said a few months ago, this fine IG model slid into my DMs. Thousands of followers, always traveling, posting thirst traps the whole thing.

We started talking every day, flirting, sending pictures, and eventually she started hitting me with sob stories. First, her phone was getting cut off, then she couldn't make rent, then another emergency, see, before I knew it, I was paying this woman's bills through PayPal. And Brown Bag, I never met her in person.

Wow. Eventually, I sent her thousands. Damn. Then out of nowhere, gone. Blocked me, disappeared, everything. That's when it finally hit me. This girl played the hell out of me. That's when it hit.

So I disputed the payments through PayPal. Big mistake, he said. Because suddenly she came back from the dead like the, Undertaker. Now she's threatening me saying if I don't cancel those disputes, she's sending my wife everything, DMs, pictures, screenshots, all of it. My wife has no idea any of this happened. Dull, of course.

So now I'm sitting here choosing between losing thousands of dollars or possibly losing my damn marriage. Brownback, has anybody ever gotten scammed this bad? And what would you do if you were me? What is the Alfonso? Ophonse. I mean, the girl sliding into your DM should have been your first red flag. The girl with the thousands of followers in Hill of their trash.

What the hell does she need you for? Why does she want you so bad? Alfoncito, Alfoncito. Don't be surprised if it's your girl, Alfonso. Your own girl? Oh, getting the money. Got them. Got them.

Yeah. Getting the money. That's crazy. So she went and got bread out of them. then just gone blog disappeared all of that got what she needed he disputed on PayPal

which was probably like he thought I'm gonna get her I'm gonna get her and I'm gonna get my money back and then she's like uh-uh why would she know oh I'm wondering is this a dude with like photos

of his family in his profile he must because how would she know I'm sure he was over there pillow talking oh my wife she sucks she never sent me photo like these you know like oh yeah he was in a trance

let the you know this guy's like He felt safe. Yeah. Yeah. So much temptation, huh? That's why you mentioned and have Instagram. Exactly.

Too much temptation. It's not your bad. It's all the hot girls just trying to get all in your business. They're big dump. They're scammers. They're scammers. And tempt you. Yeah.

Or Instagram should be like a dude's barbershop. No women allowed. So have fun. Have fun. Have fun. Just talk about real stuff, right guys? Yeah. Yeah, maybe Greg will teach you about cars.

on Instagram. Great. That would be great. That would be great, that would be great, actually. No, because then you guys be like,

where do Biash is? For real. So we're bringing Biash. Are they on Facebook? You're scaring all that? Okay, so now

he wants to know, look, she's threatening me to, if I don't, wait, if I don't reverse the charges or like tell PayPal, oh, it was a mistake.

Yeah, cancel the dispute. Cancel a dispute. Then she's going to go ahead and tell Wi-Fi. She's gonna, hey girlie. Yeah. You're mad. And a screenshot of PayPal.

Ooh. And it's not like it's a little bit of money. It's a lot of money. After a while it adds up. But it's like little things like, okay, like phone bill this month, phone bill next month, car payment. And then before you know it, you're in thousands of dollars. I look back at the stuff that I sent and I was like, damn, it's a lot of money. That is a lot of that I've spent.

And see, you're a single man. I guess I would feel more bad if he's like, dang, he got God. Like he got. No, no, no. Like he got catfished and it's probably just some random girl or dude that's like, yeah, I get money from you. That'd be crazy. But the fact that broke out a whole wife and kids, like should this have been real, he was really about it too. I know.

And we don't know if, yeah, like you said, the person behind the profile could be a dude, you know, stinky dude at home. Yeah. You're so right. There's like a bunch of like fake IG profiles now that's like AI people before they were like. Yeah, before they were taking, like, actual people's photos and then using them. Yeah, AI. Yeah, AI had a girl. And Theo's are falling for it.

People fall for it. Yeah, I'm done with it. I just- I'm done with it. You were a victim? You're done falling for it? I'm done falling for it, man. Damn, who got you?

Nah, nah. No, but you said you fell for an AI scam, not that kind of scam, but like. No, I fell for an AI scam recently. There was a girl that was making Ninja Turtle jackets, bomb ones, leather. and the videos it was her making it and I was like man that's a really cool shot and I was like man that lighting

why is her arm like that like I bought the jacket pre-ordered it like the whole deal I was like custom made and then I went back and I was like man I haven't received no email about nothing and I went back and started looking at the videos and of her making it and I was like why she holding the hammer like that it was just all weird and it was AI and I started looking at the comments like hey man it's been 13 months but I haven't seen nothing what's going on and I was like Oh, damn, I got a hundred and something dollar jacket.

And I played the premium shipping. Oh. Because you wanted a pass. You wanted a fad. Because you're like, I ain't no cheap scale. I won it next week. And I'm still waiting for my leather, premium leather, Ninja Turtles jacket. You and all the other Ninja Turtle fans of the world. That's crazy that they knew how to get you too, Kahn.

Because that's very specific to you. It's very specific. The same post to Greg, Angie, Vick, me wouldn't get it. But to you, they got you. Because I was like, oh my God, I need this jacket. Me going to work with this jacket. Dude, oh, dude, they're going to hate on me with this jacket. The hate's going to be real.

How much was it? Like a buck something. Plus like $35, $35,000 premium, like shipping. Like, so you're almost out like $200. Yeah. And I should have known when the video, it just looked too perfect, the lighting and everything. I was like, man, damn. Tight.

So you know. And then she was making it. her garage and then I started noticing that every time it was a garage, like, you can see the houses in the background. I was like, none of the houses match from every video. Oh, it's a different house. Yeah. Like the AI kept recreating something different

in the background and I got God. You got God. Can you dispute it? Probably. That'd be the only workaround. Yeah, but I think I paid it on my debit and it's really hard to dispute stuff with the debit. You could dispute stuff with the credit card. That's easier, you know. So

this guy, Gaga with a girl. Like, it's the total, hey, I thought I was being her sugar daddy, and this was my little thing on the side that gave me, like, my pastime while Wi-Fi was just nagging. Ugh. Has that happened? Has that happened to you? And the thing is with guys, and we all saw hustlers. Did everybody see hustlers in here?

The movie with Cardi B and J-Lo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, good movie, watch it. They're big scammers. The girls, they're strippers from New York that would scam the guys, and they got a way. with it for so long because the guys would be too embarrassed to one say they got scammed by a woman and two they had wives and whole things back home so they would feel too embarrassed too guilty to like I can't wrap myself out by going to the police so that's why these girls got away with it for

so long right yeah yeah yeah I know that might be the thing too yeah you're too embarrassed to say say something they got me yeah so and so got me you know bunny XO 17 bunny for Thousands of years men have been taking advantage of. It needs to stop. It needs to stop. This needs to stop. This is your hotline. Tell us what badly got the bread out your pocket.

And you're just giving it up and then you got scammed. Bet you, zero calls. Zero cause. Because they're too embarrassed? Too embarrassed. You guys are too embarrassed to say that they gave a bread like that. It happens all the time. It happens all the time.

There's a girl right now that's like in court because she scammed all these fools in Westlake and Beverly Hills and all of that out of cars, out of person. Out of purses. Out of her bills. So smart of her. Yes. And she would just move on to the next sucker. Like we called this full. Some guys are getting get back, though.

There was a story going around of a guy who pretended to be a 49ers player and was getting money from women. Oh, it happens. Not just guys get it. Because there was a girl that, like, I saw that she thought she was talking to Brad Pitt. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. What? Did you fall in love with an IG baddie or a Snapchat baddie or a TikTok baddie or whatever?

And you got got. Okay. we want to hear from you because Alfonso can't be the only one. No. Alfonso, you guys explain to because I think honestly she's going to keep extorting you for that more money. That's what I was thinking. That's what I said. At this point it's extortion.

Yeah, it is. It's extortion. There's blackmail. Pay me or I'm going to tell your wife. Or else. But he won't go to cops because it's like, hey. We need to get our getting back. We need all mechanics to tell the girls out there that look like strippers that they need an oil, a complete oil transfer.

Yeah. A complete engine. Engine. Yeah. They do that already. They need premium air in their tire. We need a target stripper specifically. The headlight fluid.

That's what they need. So then another John can pay for it. Very true. It's a circle of life. Hey. Oh my gosh, Greg. I have to transfer my whole engine. Yeah.

Well, here, I got you, girl. You have to transfer to the trunk or what's up? I got you. They said I need an eight cylinder on the Civic. But we have got people that have gotten skin. gam before. You're not alone, my friend. You're not alone. It happens. Okay, we fall for the sob stories. We filed for the, hey, the deals. We fall for it all. And then our money is gone. Bye-bye. Let's go to Ruben in Santa Monica.

What? How old are Ruben? Talk to us, brother. What happened to you? So, yeah, at one time I was, you know, going out, trying to look out for an escort at one time. Oh, run once again. Hold on one second. You went out. You, what? Did you? Did you? Did you? You wake up and you're just like, you know what I could use right now? A cariniosa. What was it? You know what? It's lack of, you know, just being single and lonely and trying to go out.

An escort is different. What's the difference? I don't know. What's it different? Well, an escort is more a companionship. Okay. Is that what you were looking? Yep.

What were you? Which one? Hey, you know, a little bit of both. Yeah. It was a catena. It went from escorts. prostitution. Okay.

He's calling in an escort. You're calling in an escort, but you wanted straight sexual contact. Hey, no street's attached. Yeah. I get you. You pay him to leave. I get you. Yeah.

And what happened? So what happens is I go ahead and I, you know, do the deposit, you know, over the line and, you know, waiting for the address and so forth. And no address, no phone call back, kept calling, kept calling. It was a nice decent deposit. And how much, brother? How much? How much?

How much? How much? How much? I'll say five. Five hundred? What did it? So if that was a deposit, is that half? That was half.

That was half. So you did this through a phone? Because you said you did it on the line. You did it? Through the phone. And so I disputed with PayPal and I get a text back with my address. and a threat. Wait, just like a...

The threat was from, you know, cartel and this and that. And I'm like, you know, I think the loss and kept moving. Yes. Oh, my God. We're going to take our loss and keep moving, too,

but thank you so much for calling in. That's why? Damn. They got that too. Hey, damn, the PayPal disputes. People go crazy over there. Because you know what happens? You dispute on PayPal.

It hits up the person and says, hey, you better correct this or like, like, what's up? And so they're like, oh, we go and correct it all right. Don't those schools got enough money? So I'm wondering if that's just something they told you, friend. He just got scared. Yes, yeah.

They just try to scare. Other than that, you know, it was a year ago. I took the loss and let the loan. So for my advice to take the loss. Take the loss. You get your money back in the long run, but you'll never, ever find the love of your life. if that's what it was.

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it. Take the loss because this could cost you the love of your life, your wife. Yeah, yeah. So take the L, give the ladies back for thousands, and keep your happy home with your soulmate. Yeah, I see. Okay. Of course. If that's going to cost you thousands in litigation with your wife and all that stuff.

Divorce work and stuff like that. Rubin, I have a couple questions, bro. Like when you called the line and you gave your deposit, did you speak to somebody? It was over text. And they sent you all these photos Like oh, this is me You know what I think that was my first

The last time ever doing that Where did you get this information Was it an ad? Was it outside? Was it the van That people see passing by? Oh, backpages? What?

What? Back pages is gone But it was something How do you know? What is that? It is gone. It is gone. It doesn't exist no more.

Pour out some liquor for that. What is the back pages? Not There's a new app for everybody after they want to know. Yeah. What's it called? What is, man? I want to stay clear from this.

Yeah. So, let's up. Private delight. Private delight. Private delight. Private delight. Be careful. Is that in all caps or anything?

Is it on the app store? Is it spelled? How is it spelled, man? Okay, hold on. Not private delights. This is an application on Apple iPhone? This one was trying to pay for the premium. You were trying to get the premium package?

A thousand dollars, brother. He was going to get a full wash detail. Everything. In the sepulver, you sell more barato. Oh, yeah, yeah. He almost has five stars. You see it? Yeah.

What? Oh, good. But just for the record, according to the homie, it didn't work out in his favor. Matter of fact, he tried to dispute the charges of PayPal and they came up after him. Oh, yeah. Right? Yeah. The thrill is gone.

Rubet. Ruben. Ruben. So how have you went to search for love since? Since then, you know, I've just been just focused on work. And tell me, give a shout out. What? What?

Who's in the background? He's in the background. Hold on. KVRFN. H-EWRFN-O-N-6. L.A's number of hip-Hop. I love the homie. Hey, tell me you want to give a shout-out.

Who the hell is that? Ruben. Ruben. Ruben. Your home he wants it to give a shout-out. So go ahead. You know, I'll give a shout out to my boy, Drew. You know, he does Drew Detelly in Instagram.

Hit him up. There, I don't know. I don't know. That goes through sales right there. Don't be promoting your shit. We just promoted a whole app. We just promoted a whole app. But you won't be scammed.

You'll be good. You'll do a GEOC. He's good with his work. Nice. $500. Wow. Because you were all like hot. Yeah.

Oh, hot. Caliente. Here's $500. Wow. Where's the address? Where's the address? On the boy. That's too much, Ruben.

The 49ers owner's only paying $140. You're paying way more than that. 160. It was 140. Okay, I saw $1.6. That's a lot. Varing accounts. So what's the average that you guys normally pay?

I don't know, but you got a scale. Supposed a deal. Supposed a deal? Oh, easy 45s 50. Really? Oh, and a pizza bagel from Western Bank. That sounds like a deal. It's not.

And gave me your $10 coupon for a WSS, right? Go get more tongue glass We got scammed Ruben got scammed Just like Alfonso got scammed It happened He paid a An app

$500 $500 showed up Or looking for it And then disputed the charges And I was like no This is El Chapo You better You better take that back

Hello this is El Chappo And he believes it That's crazy Oh no It's like when you get this Hey, this is Michael Jackson. He, he he. I need $1,000 right now.

He believed the escort. He believed Al Chapo. Oh, God. He believes everything. He goes to the Nigerian print scam back in the day. Mike, Mike and Claremont. What's up, Mike? Good morning, Brownback.

How are you guys doing today? Good, Mike. We're talking about getting scammed. What did you get scammed on, brother? So I had this ex-friend for about seven years. we were high school friends, you know, grew up in middle school and so on. And he made a Instagram post saying that someone in his family has died and that he posted a GoFundMe link. He's posting it everywhere.

And for me being the friend that I am, you know, he was my brother at the time. You know, I gave him some of my paycheck. I over the time, I gave him at least 700 for my paychecks. And I told him, I hope this goes to good use, you know. You know, I want you, you know, to get what you guys need for your family member and have a beautiful service, all that. And a week later, I was trying to hang out with him to see how he's doing. And I see that he's in Vegas. And he hasn't posted any stories, nothing, that he's over there.

But his girl posted him flexing all this money that he randomly got. Your money. That's his. My money. Okay. My money. So he can't grieve by going to Vegas? Sometimes you need to like party the plane away

Why are you so mad about the way he grieves, brother? Everybody greases differently. It's because he made so much money from the GoFundMe just for him to delete it And there was no service And it was just him in Vegas Who did he say passed away? It was his aunt at the time

His aunt, yeah And guess what? Take care of the ant Brother, double jeopardy, you can't get, you know what I'm from? Kill the aunt? Kill the thia? What? It was it.

Tonight for a night. And I felt bad because I knew her. She knew her. She cooked for him, but she never died. It's just he just needed money. She's not dead. She wasn't even dead. He's always like, wait. He killed her on Facebook when she was alive in real life.

And she don't know. I had a homie who fake killed his dad, too. It happens. Oh, you're right. You're right. I remember. He fake kills that. He's still alive.

He was just hanging around. What? Smoking cigarettes. Did you give him money too? Hell no. No. Oh, you knew. Everybody else did.

Vick? Hell no. Donate? Hell no. I was going to give him a pat on the back. Damn. Sorry about your dad? These people are doing it for money.

I used to, man, my grandma dad a thousand times. I'm trying to get out of work. Yeah. There's all the way. Work, I hear, and relationships. Oh, for sure, dude. I'm sorry. My grandma died, babe.

Damn. I've had so many family members died throughout the years of my jobs, dog. Are they really died or are they? Nah, they're still kicking. I am. You give real names or you just make up at the, yeah. Oh, no, real name. Hey, aye, aye.

Oh, yeah. Mike, so you're not his homey anymore. What was that? I'm sorry? You guys are not homies anymore. Oh, no. After I confronted him, I was like, hey, like, you know, wins the service. And what are you doing in Vegas?

And he just left me on red, and I kept calling him and texting him. And he blocked me on the end. Wow. So I called his mom. And I'm like, hey, like, you know, your sister passed away. And she was like, no, she's here living with me next to her. She's sitting here. You want to see her?

Mike. It was right there, yeah. I want to drop off these RIP shirts. Yeah. I just wanted, she was really nice. She would put me food. Some flowers. Tower 106 number one for hip hop in Canoga Park.

Shout us to all the pituitos in Canoga Park. And since then, Mike, you just haven't talked to him. Yeah, no is your friend. Naga. And you didn't get the money back either. No, he basically told me to, you know, screw off. And, you know, I just, like, blocked me and I've ever seen him since. Mike, what's his name?

I worked all that overtime. How's his name? I don't know. Oh, you're such a good. You're still? Come on, man. You're still? No, dog.

Come on, man. He's so bad. Ethan. Ethan. Ethan, you suck. Ethan what? You guys need the address, too. Let me know.

Give me the city because you're in Claremont. Is he in Claremont, too? Or in Montclair. No, he's in Baldwin Park. In Baldwin Park. Scammer City. Scammer City. Ballet.

Scammer City. What's his last name? Ethan and Paul. Uh, da, dot, dot, dot,

dot, dot, yeah. No, I can't have nothing with a fake dead Tia

that got money off your homie Mike and then spent it in Vegas and then told him to screw screw away,

screw off. Screw off, yeah, stah, I'm in Vegas. Okay, bro, hold on the line,

hold on the line. We don't got how much money he spent, but seems like a good guy. Jesus. He's like a good guy. All right,

you guys ready? You guys ready to get triggered. Yeah. We got Mava on the line from Long Beach. Mava is the one that takes the money. Ooh. What? She can give us tips.

Mava. Mava. Before this all started, we were like, dang, I wonder how the girls get the bread. There's some girls that are living life off of an other person's dime. And you called up and said, hey, right here. What's going on with you, Mava? That's just it. You already know.

Well, I want to call it Cagamian, you know? He's Seassin, say I said, you know? Oh, Seassian. It's scam. Say ascent, I'm like, how do you not know? If you're not facing somebody or on the phone with somebody, you know, why are you sending them money, you know?

How do you scam? I guess it's like you're saying you got a scam, but it's right there in your face. I'm not talking to you. I'm not sending you giving me your money. That's what I said earlier. Seasson. You're not going to scam if you're willingly throwing it. You wouldn't need doing it.

So is that what you do? You're too grown to not know. Is that what you do, my way? How do you do it? Well, me, I'm a dancer, so I just do it. I just do it in their face. They already know, you know. Oh, wait, how?

Wait, how? Where do you work out? I don't want to go there. That sounds familiar. You said long moose, the cabaret? She's a long moor. Well, no, there's, I'm just kidding. Um, all right now working, like, at this popless bar is Alameda strip.

Let me shut it out. Okay. Wait, hold on. Take us on Bluetooth. Because for a stripper, you need better quality on your phone, okay? Take us off Bluetooth, put us right to your ear. Take us off speaker. Is that next to where they do?

This is the latest. Perfect. Perfect. Yes, I hear you perfect now. Okay. So your voice sounds really nice. So I'm wondering you probably like whisper in their ear or what's up? I'm like, oh la, papa.

Como? stars? And then. And she giggles. That's how I am regularly, though. That's funny. I mean, you just got to talk to them nice, you know, in person. Like, I feel like I've never been scammed by anybody.

I, you know, I could never, that's never be me. Especially, like, if I don't see their face, that's, like, weird. And I feel like a lot of guys, like, say I said, like, if you're going to send somebody money, it's like if you're going to set, let me see. Let's make an example. Like you meet somebody Well you don't meet them but like online And they tell you oh can you send me this

I need it for like rent and stuff And they constantly ask you for it It's like okay why am I not seeing you in person Or why am I like you know Not contacting you like through FaceTime and stuff It's like you know you know you know you know you You know you go along with it to an extent Because it feeds maybe your ego

A fantasy or just something But you do it You play the game in person. Yeah, a big player. How much have you got off of one guy? Off of one guy. Oh, off of one.

Like online, I would say like 3K, but like in person, I would say like, damn. So you do it online too? Yeah, I do it online. Yeah, I do. We just talk like on Instagram, but it's my regular like profile, you know? So I wouldn't say it's scanning because if they see me, it's like not, you know? And it's going to you. Yeah.

Yeah, it's going to me. Man, we can team up. Do you need a manager? Do you need a manager? That's a pimper. Hey, man, that's not what I said. I take 10%. I have a corporation, buddy.

This is an LLC. This is representation. We're going to be paying taxes, okay? Movo, what's your Instagram so we cannot get scammed? Let me give it to you guys It's M, Uv, V, V, A, and four underscores. Wait a minute. Shut up, yes you will.

And I'm blocking this whole homie help line from my husband. What the hell? If your man is following mother, underscore, underscore, underscore, yeah, he's sending her something. I drew a picture of her. Mova. Why are we a mutual? I wish everybody could see this picture.

Mava? Miva or Mava? Mava. Mava like your mother. Oh, I think I'm like I'm move out of your money out of your pocket into mine. Mava over to Gigi. I get it, I get it, I get it. We have hella mutuals.

Okay. You have hella mutuals? Of course you do. Let's go to Gigi in South L.A. Gigi. Gigi. Damn. Good morning. Gigi, okay, don't you good morning, me, you little scammer.

Gigi says she scammed someone on Snapchat. On Snapchat? Gigi. Gigi. Okay. That's what he gets for being thirsty. Oh, it's his fault. Is it the girl's fault or is it the guy's fault?

You know most men can't help themselves. It's the guy's fault for being thirsty. Okay, tell us your story because we're talking to our homie Alfonso on the homie helpline that has a wife but was talking to an Instagram buddy paying all her bills, thousands of dollars. Then she blocks and like change, like deactivates her account. So he disputes the charges on PayPal and she's like, do you want your wife to find out? then give me back my money. Okay, or take away the dispute.

First of all. Okay, Gigi, talk to us. That's how they think. So this guy, he was thirsty. Oh, my gosh, he would always, like, I mean, I would post selfies all the time, and he would always reply to them. And then he'll be some nasty stuff under, like, who he'll reply to some nasty stuff. I'm like, ew.

And then eventually, he's the one that took me. He's like, I'll send you. He's like, I'll send you $100 if you send you a picture of your boo. and I'm like, ew. So then I'm like, okay, I'm like, all right. I'm like, sell me first. But I gave him my email. I didn't give him my phone number.

I gave him my email, and he did sell me. So I'm like, oh, damn, I got to send him something else. I didn't. I went on Google, and I started, like, looking up, you know? And I'm like, oh, this is perfect. So I sent him back. That's a scam. She said she did.

She's a. But he's thirsty. Scammer, but, hey, but she was like, I was posting pictures. and then he commented, oh, yes, Thursday. Imagine you opening up a restaurant and be like, aha, are you hungry, has bastards come in here. Yeah.

I guess it's the comment. Imagine opening up a restaurant and calling anybody, you hungry bastards. It's the comment that you made. I'm not over here like promoting no only fans or anything. I was literally just talking selfie because I was filling myself. And I'm sure he was,

I'm sure he was saying gross things like that were beyond the, you're hot, you're beautiful. Yes. It was probably like pervy. I get it. That was a, that was an idiot. Yeah, he wanted to hang out.

And I'm like, oh, I knew where he lived. Honestly, I knew where he lived. What? How? He lived down the city. Because, so I knew him, I don't want to say I knew him from high school, but I knew him from a friend of a friend. Yeah.

But after that, like, I never really talked to him in person. I just knew him from a friend of a friend. Because I'm so many on Snapchat, people would kind of have to know you at one point. At one point, it's not just like followers and things like that are going on people randomly. You would have to kind of know them. So he would get creepy in the photos that you post. And then he offered, hey, 100 bucks, send me your boobs.

Yeah. So then after that, I'm like, oh, I could, you know, I was nervous. I'm not a stabber. But after that, I'm like, he gave me the icks. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to have fun with it. So then he wanted to hang out. And I'm like, oh, you know what?

I'm like, I'm stranded in Sacramento. I'm like, I'm standing in Sacramento. I'm like, my car has a flat tire and I can't drive out there. And he was a trucker. He's like, oh, well, he's like, I have a stuff. I'm like, oh, I'm like, no, because I'm staying on my grandma's house. whatever. I made him so many lives on the book.

And then I was like, how much did you get him for? How much in total did you get? I think like a good 4K because then eventually he caught on. He was asking me for his money back. And I'm like, that's your fault. And then I blocked him.

Good. Wow. He made a whole other Snapchat. He made a whole other Snapchat and like to message me from there. And I'm like, I caught on. Like, I recognize his typing. I'm like, yeah, no.

then he went on instant, follow me on Instagram and he followed me there. I'm like, I figured it was him, so I blocked him. And then now I got back, like, I got with someone. Tell me why he followed my partner now. And he randomly messaged him, hey. And my man was like, who's this?

I'm like, I don't know. Just some guy that I scammed for $4,000. He could send the pictures to him. I'm like, that's not you. Yeah. Oh, the perfect crime. That's actually smart. He's so smart.

Your girl is out here and let me send you the photo. And then he's like, they don't look like that. He's like, this is your girl right here? Girl, she has a home birthmark. That's to the point where he emailed me. Oh, yeah, because he has your email. Because you had my email, yeah. Oh, and then he said, what he said the muchacha.

Ah, no, I see him. I had fun. I mean, that's why I was. She had fun. Yeah. She had fun, but you can't play with somebody's heart sometimes, you know what I'm saying? They can be careful. They can be thirsty.

You got to be careful. You got to be careful. Both got to be careful. I agree. I mean, you got to be careful because some guys can really be upset and come after you and then hurt you. They get too emotional. You got to be careful. Yeah, you got to be careful doing that stuff, you know.

Stink some of consequences. Well, thank you for telling her story. What's your Instagram? It was Snapchat. She has a whole man. No, I'm going to report her. What do you mean? She don't have an Instagram.

Cops are on the way. Cops are on the way, girl. We just tracked her call. We've been tracking you this whole time. This whole time. Keep calling, ladies. Little did you know this was a sting operation. Keeps calling scammers.

Chris Hanson's on the other side. I was looking at the other girls Instagram. She's definitely a scammers. Mava? Yeah, yeah, Mova. Is it a scammer if you're offering that? Is it a scammer if you're offering that? I don't think so.

Because she's just receiving, like, because you're saying, I guess. Don't take your money that you're throwing at her. Hey, take those ones back that you took out of the ATM. And you drove here to my establishment and you sat in these chairs. Take it back. Take it back.

I'm not a scammer. Let's go to Des, Des and orange. Des. Hello. Hi, Des. Be very careful because this is a very judgmental zone right now. Des, we're talking about the homie. Oh, it's okay, girl.

We're talking. We're talking about the homie Alfonso. And Alfonso has an issue. He, while being married, went on to Instagram with an Instagram baddie. Through all this money at her. Pobresito. So much money. El Pobre, right?

Thought he was changing her life. And then she blocks him, deactivates her account. And so he disputes the charges on PayPal. Hey, that's my money. Give it right back. So she hits him. Oh, Kier's the dinero. I'm going to tell your wife then.

So now he's like, damn, what do I do? And we're wondering, these scams, they happen every day. to everybody. Des, you have scammed someone for $3,000. Hell, yeah. And still do. And still do.

How? Talk about it, Des. Tell us. All right. So, I met this guy at, like, a bar, and I wasn't interested in him. But, you know what?

To me, like, a little bit off the bag, he seemed a little fruity. I was like, you know what? Let me just see you a little... Let me give you a little dad's. Let me make you a little heart happy tonight. A little razzled, Deslin.

Exactly. I did that. We went on a couple days. You know what? I was like, you know, this guy's kind of cool. Whatever. He did get me 30 vibes. Like I said, since the get-go. So I was like, I'm not going to kiss you. I'm going to do shit with you. Then slowly, I started. Oh, sorry, sorry. Um, he started, uh, solely just sending money. Like, just by a little, like a 10 and 20, a 30 and 40. I was like, oh, okay. You seem a little easy. So then we continued. He's like, you know, I want a relationship with you. I was like, fuck. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was. Damn, okay, cool. Nina. No cursing. Sorry, we're going to get, we're going to get in the relationship. Sorry. I was like, Fudge, we're going to get a relationship, you know? So everybody around me and close friends are like, you know what?

Just do it. Do it for the plot. Man, the plot got taken too far. Why? Why? So we recently got, we went out last weekend. And tell me why. I love him now.

I'm pregnant. Yeah. Now what? You what? He was into transgender people, which is cool. You know, we love our LGBTQ community. But I was like, damn. He did her the whole time.

His phone is like, he started sending money, and that's what I told, he's 70,000 the week before, but I was like, hold on. So I started going through it, and I see a bunch of, like, females on his phone, and I was like, that is crazy. Then you started saying that he liked it before, but he don't like it now. I said, no, you like it. Okay, hold on. So the scammer got scammed.

You got scammed right back, girl, because I guess you're used to guys paying for your stuff. You met this guy at a bar. You guys hit it off, and you're like, eh, I don't even think he likes me for real, but, like, go ahead and do on him. I'm razzled dazzling real quick. You do get money with him. You end up falling for him. He does send you money. He does trick on you. But then you look through his stuff. I didn't

fall for him, though. You said you were. You said, oh, we're on a relationship now. I told him. That's what he thinks. Oh, you know. Oh, okay. Okay. So that's the game you're playing. That's the game you're playing. Okay. So they go through his phone and he's also sending money to people that happen to be trans. Yeah. Okay.

And I thought that was crazy And I mean like Didn't DJ Quicks say Didn't DJ Quicks say it ain't tricky if you got it So if he gave you bread And he gave them bread Isn't he just a good, well-meaning human being? Big heart.

It is. I can't complain at that point But I just thought it was crazy. I was like damn, is that easy? But okay. Oh my God. Do you still talk to him? Do I talk to him?

Yeah, you still talk to him? I do. Yeah. She's saying and do. And do? And still doing it. Man. All right, Des.

Your way is the audacity, man. She's in a whole relationship. Then I'm like, damn, we don't even. I know. There's a bunch of girls right now, and there's like a whole meme. It's like going to work, like driving, knowing some other girls just popping it and getting hell of bread. Yeah. So like, okay.

Because I respect my little. They got moral. I know. Yeah, no, no, but you just see it. You see that. You're like, oh. Well, she's on her third Chanel bag. I know.

I'm still saving up for one. From Santi. Yeah. You'll keep it forever, so don't worry. Rico got his get back on a scammer. Rico. What go to leco? Buenos deez,

Buenos deez. Rico, talk to me. What happened? What happened to you? Because Alfonso may need your advice. Before I tell this story, can I just say it's 2026, guys, stop being some damn simps

and sending women money. Do you need to be a simp? Go to like Hong Kong or Colombia. you're going to have a better time than what you're dealing with. That's even worse. You got scammed. So first tell your story, then you could say that. Yeah, hold on.

The whole one. So my boy, yeah, so my boy literally hit me up. I know in his since like high school. Okay. He was telling me that he needed money for rent, getting him and his lady, because they were about to get, they were like three months behind. So I asked them how much he was behind.

So I told him, I was like, bro, I can't give you that much. And he was like, he can give me a thousand, bro. That was, he can give me a thousand, bro. help out. So I'm like, all right, I know this dude for a while, play basketball together, whatever. So I give him $1,000. Okay. Kind of told him like, hey, time frame, when are you going to pay me back, you know?

He was like, bro, one, as soon as I get it, I'll give you, blah, blah, blah. So I want to say, like, three weeks later is when a home girl of mine is like, hey, did you go to so-and-so writing that was like in Italy or Europe or something like that? And I was like, nah, I couldn't go because of the word. It's like, oh, because blah, blah, blah, blah, Jordan went. And I was like, Jordan, who? He was like, Jordan. Jordan with his girl.

And I was like, what? Like, there's no possible way. Like, yeah. So she sends me his like backup IG because it wasn't on his public. His one with the back. Literally him and his lady in Europe and they went out for like two weeks. So they went for the wedding and then they went out to a bunch of other stuff, right? Damn.

So I said, do me a favor. I said, do me a favor. I screenshot it. Send it to me because when he comes back, I'm going to hit him with him. So she screenshots it or whatever at everything that she could. send it to me so I have like a plethora of photos in my phone. So when I figure out, all right, he's back or maybe he's back, I send it to him and I said, hey, bro, I gave you a thousand, but it looks like you want a nice little honeymoon

vacation with your lady, when you're, where's that $1,000 at? And so everything was blue, and then when I hit him up again, it went green. So I got blocked you. Hey, bro, real quick, take me out, Bluetooth and speaker, bro. I hear, like, a lot of the car noise. Like, cool. Thank you. That happened.

So she thinks that's all. I was like, cool, that happened. He, I did message him again. The same thing, right? So I don't have his lady's number at all. Okay. So I was like, you know what? He already blocked me.

So I tried to go through the home girl that sent me the stuff and I said, hey, can you ask Jordan for my money? So she was like, yeah, I'll do that. So I sent her the screenshots of me sending him the messages. She sends it to him, whatever case may be. And she's like, no, he's not responding to me. Like, I hit up his girl too. They're not responding back to me.

So I said, cool. I know where they were staying at. I know what his car is. And I have a homeboy who has a toy company. So I was like, hey, my guy, I said, no for a fact. He has expired tax because it was like a year that he didn't pay for his tax. So I said, I need you to do me a favor. I said, I needed you to pick up this car for me to get it up on a Saturday because he won't be able to get it out until Monday.

So he was like, no, I got you. Oh, my God. How long is the story, brother? It sounds like you got tricked on, bro. It's a whole plot. It's a whole plot, brother. It's a whole plot because I got it. You got his car toad on a weekend?

I got his car toad on a weekend on Saturday morning. He had to get it, I think, on Monday, or he went back on Monday, get it with his lady, whatever. I think it came out to like $13 to $1,400 because it's the weekend rate plus the pound plus whatever. Let's go. But you still never got your money back. No. No, but that's, that equals it to me. Yeah, yeah.

So it costs them a G even plus. So I also was like, you know what, I'm good with that. To put him in dire straits. Yeah. Because he probably wasn't going to get the money back anyway. No. No, especially if you're going to Italy and you're having a great time and you're not inviting me. So cool.

I'm going to get my good back. You're just a hater because he went to Italy and he enjoyed it. Oh, God. Yeah, because he could have gone. That's on his money. That's on his dime. Because Rico could have gone. No, Rico wouldn't have gone.

And Rico, respectfully, you lost this when you started judging everybody like a scam over girls. Who in 2026? You got scammed by a man. Don't be scammed by a man. You got scammed by a man. by a person you thought was your friend. Don't be kidding girls' money. Give it to your homie.

All I'm saying is the guys can start getting their cars towed and then they'll do less in as well. So it's all good. Oh, okay. Thank you. You leave him alone. Oh, my God. I like the pettiness, though.

I know you do. I feel like him and you're in the same astrological sign. Probably. Yeah, cancer. He probably is. Vick admires petty moves. And plot it out petty moves that may be take a while. Yeah, he's like, I even thought about it Saturday.

Yeah, but he thought about it too much. Yeah. He's thinking about another man. You'd rather get scammed by a woman than men? Yeah, come on, now. If I'm going to get scammed by a woman in Hong Kong, I'd rather do that. No, you get scammed by women in Huntington Park, brother. Not Hong Kong.

Saddle for a series for instance. Zool, come here? Now what's going on? She's Mation with Angie. Okay, you guys, Uncle Snoop wants to know what the mouth do. Huh? He's actually hiring, okay?

He's hiring a taster to taste his ice cream. Angie. I'm not, I'm not making it up. He's coming out with an ice cream. It's called Dr. Bombay. And he's willing to pay $10,000 a month for someone to be tasting his ice cream.

He even made a whole ad, a whole commercial about it. Listen. I'm hiring an international ice cream taster here at Dr. Bombay. 10 grand a month? You can apply anywhere in the world. And who knows?

If you keep it playing, you might end up here with me. So you're ready to be Dr. Bombay's official ice cream taste. Then go to deal.com slash snoop and apply. That must really piss Dads off. His cousin Dasz over here in Sweden for rights and royalty money from all the stuff he produced. And he's getting like shut doors. Like no return calls, nothing. And then you got over here paying 10 racks so I want to taste ice cream.

Yeah. Oh my God. Y. Yeah. It's not a scam. It's actually a real job. He's looking for someone who tastes that ice cream for him. I don't believe it.

It's actually starting today. I went to the application and it's really easy. It's super easy. Like all you got to enter is like your first and last name and your phone number, all the basic stuff, right? You can be anywhere in the world. You can be anywhere in the world. And then they're asking you for your ice cream experience. He's saying, how much ice cream do you eat per week?

You answer that? Then it's like, please select the phone. flavors you have experience with. That's a survey. Yeah. Yeah, it's really easy. Like a sweepstakes, like a sweepstakes maybe. Yeah, it's a survey.

I like it. They want to know all kinds of things. Yeah, data is all information. That's data. And then they sell that data. Data's priceless. Snoop you're scamming people, big doubt. What?

Data is priceless. It is. Because then you got to think all the companies that now have your email. Oh, yeah, for sure. So your phone number that didn't before. Yeah, because they're also asking for your handle. So your social media stuff. Yeah.

But hey. Your gender. Should we apply for Das? That will get, he's, like, he really wants his money. He does, he does. He has a taste maker. He did. Yeah.

Made a lot of tasteful beats. Do we know any kind of, like, the, the flavors of these ice cream? No. It hasn't told you anything, like, what kind of ice cream are going to be tasting. I think there's one over there in Long Beach now by the Marathon Burger. Just, oh, wow. Snoop Dog's Cream, that's what it's called. No, it's called Dr. Bombay.

And he's calling it Snoop Dog's Cream. Oh, okay. That's funny, though, in, like, the, what kind of. ice cream experience. He got a list. Like, all right, choco, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, Rompopo. Bolli's.

Bollies. Bollies, oh my God. Bompop. You know, Lucas. Like, you just have to sit there and list everything. Yeah, no, he has, like, a whole list, like, strawberry, peanut butter, tropical iced out orange cream. He's got different flavors.

And then he's asking, like, write a social post about a food or flavor combo. Oh. You're obsessed. No. No. No. That's a survey. I wouldn't be able to do it.

I wouldn't be able to do it if I had to taste Rocky Road. I'd rather die. Rocky Road is fire. You better not. No, these are actually some weird flavors. There's baked blueberry muffin ice cream. There's peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly time.

That's pretty cool. Sticky caramel apple. Sticky. Jerry Garcia stuff. Sounds like Jerry Garcia's ice creams. Oh, it's up he chooses? Who's Jerry Garcia? No, the ice cream people.

Ben and Jerry Ben and Jerry I was like he has ice cream It sounds like Ben and Jerry Ice cream Oh you have funny names Aid get this one

There's Long Beach Fruit cart Ice cream So Is that Is that? Dixot Yeah

Chameau Long Beach Fruit cart Cookies and cream Yeah No he said Please select the Flavors

You have experience With I guess that would be Chamoy and I'd be I'd be So street vendor, let me try the street vendor flavor. What?

That's a trip. And for the record, it might not even be Snoop. It's the company. It's marketing. It's all of that. It's not Snoop himself. Well, that commercial, that is, that Snoop himself. Well, he just goes on there and says things, whatever you do.

Yeah, you really think Shaq, you know, has insurance with the general? Yes. Well, he doesn't? You really think that Gecko is really insured by Geico or whatever. That lizard's not real? No. The Affleck. Thing is you just like saying Affleck.

So this is not Snoop dogs ice cream? This is not Snoop? What is Snoop? I don't know. He might have like 3% of the company. I'm not going to get a death row chain if I eat Snoop's cream? No. No?

Well, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. That's a whole different conversation for a whole other day, my friend. That's different. But Angie, you signed up. I know you did. I was thinking about it. I know you did.

Even though I sign up. Even though I'm a little, you know, electals intolerant. Don't put that. Don't put that. Don't put that. Yeah, leave that out. They're not going to choose you. They're not going to choose you.

They're not going to choose you. The real story is Vic, not liking Rocky Road. Rocky Road is like an American class. No, you don't like wash malls and nuts in your ice cream, dude? No. That's the best.

So good. That's the best. Wait, what is your flavor then? Cookie dough. Chocolate chocolate chocolate cookie. That's so sweet. Cookie dough. Just eat a cookie then.

I don't like you. Just eat a cookie dog. I will with ice cream. It's great. But I hate Rocky Road. Isn't it almost a thing? Hate is a very strong word. It is.

It's used with passion. I don't hate any flavor of ice cream like that. Oh, yeah, I do. I do, yeah. What's the new? Pistachio, who does that? Yeah, the green one. For what?

Pistachio's pretty good. That's disgusting. I haven't tried it. Just eat a pistachio, dog. Just get some nuts. Just eat a pistachio. That's what you want. Angie, you hate an ice cream flavor?

Which one? The rainbow one? Rainbow Sherbert. That was super, super sweet for me. I can't. That's it. What's a mint one? Chocolate mint chip.

Min chip? That's what you're talking about. That's fire. A lot of people like that one. I don't like it. I really like all the ice creams. That's fire. Mint chip?

I love mint chip. Vanilla could do without. Throw it away. Don't need it. It's good on floats. Like a soda float? Yeah, but throw it on a cookie on the top? You're supposed to mix it with stuff.

All right. Thanks for this incredible conversation. I know. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you? from, Es?

Don't you know I'm local? A lot of people talk smack about us living in California and everything's the prices of Hawaii and the homeless people

are still around and there's everything, all these things are burning down and our politics never get us right and we're all fighting over whose land

is our land, my land is your land. Yeah. But you can now get at least $68 just for being California. Oh. Yeah.

Some Californians had an extra 68.81 hit their bank accounts this week. Go check that account if you haven't already. And it all has to do with a Sutter Health Settlement.

Now, if you had Sutter Health within the years of, hold on, I got the year right here, the, oh man, it left my, it left my, it left my page. Okay, got you. Between June 10th, 2015 and March 20th, 2020, you may be eligible for a piece of that fund. They did something wrong with your personal information. They shared it, which they shouldn't. I think that violates all types of HIPAA laws. And they agreed to pay 21.5.

million to settle the lawsuit so that means a lot of Californians is starting to roll out into your accounts if you dealt with this health insurance plan brand whatever that may be it's going to hit your account so good luck to you extra it sounds good but I feel like it's never just because every time they make millions and millions if not billions of dollars on our data and then they throw us a little you know 68 dollars we'll see the way that our government set up you just get a little bow bow. Don't do that. Don't do that.

Bad. Don't do that. Bad, big pharma. Go pay them $2. Just don't know how much the actual crime is going to be given us soon. The ice cream company? Yeah, the one getting our strength. If you were a loved one, if you were a loved one,

has tried Dr. Bombay. They gave it away without your permission. That make money move. I guess this is a scammer show today, you guys. Because if you had money moves. I got to talk. to you guys about this lady that's in custody currently and going to trial for just scamming hell of men and young women out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Her name is Advilavi. If you've seen her case, she's the woman that's a 29-year-old L.A. model, social media influencer. She's done OnlyFans before. Playboy penthouse. All the things. This girl got it in. And she also got it in with the Vuechitos, too.

According to investigators from 2023 to 2025, Lavie would allegedly meet people online, build relationships with them, poses their girlfriend or travel companion, aka an escort, huh? Yes. Oh, for sure. Then, once she had access to their homes, prosecutors say she would allegedly steal things like cash, gold, credit cards, and high-end designer items. I even saw that she went on a podcast and in the green room started stealing things of other people.

No. You start stealing the things. Made podcast too, right? Yeah, mid-podcast, crazy girl! Maybe she's a kleptomania. No shame, no shame. Authority say her victims include wealthy older men and younger women

in West Lake Village, West Hollywood, Beverly Hills, and Los Angeles. One of the wildest allegations involves a 78-year-old man she was dating. Prosecutors say she allegedly stole $17,000 in cash, $100,000 worth of designer clothes and $4,000 in gold coins from his Van Nu's home.

Damn, Van Nukeye's home. Then she posted an apartment tour on TikTok and some of the alleged stolen clothes right there hanging in her closet. This girl snick on herself. Okay, this is getting crazy because she's in court right now. Yesterday she had a date and she was in front of the judge. They're not allowing cameras in, but you could hear her yelling. Like she's screaming things.

She's saying, just deport me back to Israel, reporters heard. They broke my rib. Just send me home. Quote, they're beating me up. I can't survive in jail. I can't even stand. Okay. This actually made them stop the court proceedings.

and go get her mentally evaluated. Because now they're saying that she might not be mentally compatible. Yeah. That's not the word. Competent, excuse me, competent to stand trial. So she could get away with it for quote unquote being... Not there. Incompetent.

Yeah. Stupid. Too stupid to do this. You think someone's too stupid to realize to know what you're doing. Bro. No, that makes me... The hundreds of thousands of dollars? Yeah.

you mean to tell me you don't think that the scammer is up to more scamming by trying to get out of this by you know faking a mental illness oh i hate this catch me if you can vibes yeah right yeah her own defense attorney excuse me has declared whether she is mentally competent to stand trial so now she is going to be get she's going to get evaluated at a mental health courthouse in hollywood on september 9th brus she could get away with this damn she's scamming but i'm like damn that was a really smart thing to do to not just trick old dudes But you trick young women too Thinking they were your home girls or your girlfriend And then you got you got bread out of them too Oh my God

That's terrible She was stealing from the front door and the back door Because she's probably like Oh send me money and then like hanging out with them Whatever and then stealing when she goes to the house too I'm thinking like she's gonna get away with it over here Or they're gonna send her back and get away with it over there No it's over here

Those are just things she was yelling bro They're not sending her back Okay To anywhere she did her crime here She's just trying to yell out things to see quote unquote crazy. Have you ever seen where some people were like, hey, bro, you just act like you're not here, they're going to say you can't? Yeah, I'm crazy. Didn't we see that in the young thug trial where one of the homies was acting really crazy? I believe so. Yeah. It happens

and it could get her off the hook. Smart. Yeah, no, she is really smart. She knows what she's doing. She sucks. No, she's playing the system. Yeah, it's not going to work. They're not going to work. It's working. It's working on you? No, it's not. I'm like, no, like, they're going to evaluate her and they're going to be like, yeah, nothing's wrong with her. send her back just wasted everybody's time damn there's even another case where she's acute because these are compound cases multiple cases that she's on

she's accused of stealing a man's Rolex and his Louis Vuitton stuff after he wouldn't give her a Coachella wristband you guys oh my god you guys what the heck I know I know I don't know what's going on give me Rolex she told her 78 year old boyfriend that her mom died and asked him for 25,000 for the funeral and he gave it to her and she's a lot

I don't know and she's yeah probably yeah I don't know isn't it the whole thing play stupid games, like, do we care that they're stupid or not? She just played the rich. No, but like she did it. Yeah, she did.

She's guilty. You know, like, at one point it's like, you guys, she's too unable to understand or she's not mentally competent. She's a little in here. What? Yeah, and people who are incompetent as well.

That's all I was saying. So they'll fall for that. We're all incompetent. Yeah. Played the rich. That's what she did. Yeah. Yeah, that's the latest on her. So incompetent.

So incompetent. Playboy, Penthouse. Only fat. Roll it. Still on a podcast. If we had her as a guest, she'd be robbing from us. They're commercial break. Robbing in the green room. She!

Hey, don't take my peanut butter sandwiches. Dang. That was money moves for sure. Brought to you by this lady Ava. Brought to you by your Toyota dealers. I'm Natifra Brown Bank mornings. I'm Power 10. Great Scott.

Hell of Studios. What's 9 plus 10? Turn your life? Look at this. Studios. All right, Peritos, I never do nothing wrong at home, dog. I always, I feel like I do the right thing. Oh, what?

You know, so this right here doesn't really apply to me. At least I don't think so. Peritos, it says, do you think your girl or your wife has mad at you for no reason? Perritos, there's the top five reasons. And you guys, guys, ladies, let me know if you ladies agree. Because this is more for the ladies, all right? Not enough time. Not spending quality time.

Is that a reason to be mad? If they're ignoring me, yeah. Ignoring. Ignoring and spending time with you is different. That's the same thing because you're ignoring me. If you're doing other stuff with that quality time instead of prioritizing that quality time with me, then I'd be like, that's a fight. You get me? Okay.

Because there are people are busy. You work a lot or you're doing things. So understandable when it's busy. But really, bro, you went to, you walked to a liquor store instead of hanging out of me to watch my novella. Yeah? You know? Yeah. How about this one?

Number four is spending money, spending too much money or not taking care of the bills. Yeah. Like not having a party. These are all facts. I know. Not helping around the house. Yeah. Like if the house is dirty.

20% of women said that most of the arguments come from that. From not happy? I grow one from not helping around the house. I get into trouble all the time for that. What's the number one, Vic? Like what's the thing that you're not doing? Washing the dishes? But it's like I just finished.

I just finished. Give me like a second to cool down. One second. You know what I'm saying? And it's like, I just throw it in the, I was like, I wasn't done. I was about to come. back. Who washes dishes? Her? Okay, so. There you go. But I was going to. I was going to get to it. I have a lot of

things. She does it. So when were you going to get to after she washed the dishes? No, I was about to, but I have a lot of things. It's important things going on. Like, you know, Mona's asking for my teases. There's a bunch of stuff going on. Now you're blaming Mona because you're late on those two. Yeah, because I have to watch dishes. But you're not watching the dishes. Well, the second one is bad communication. And the one is the tone. It's not what you say. It's how you say it.

I hear that all the time. That's a guy and girl thing. I think all of those things are guy and grating. All right. So give us a top five that she does against you mad. Quickly. We get mad at me. Why are you always mad at me?

Because I do one through five. I'm just, just zip it. It's what you're worse. It's what you said. It's what you said and it is your toes. Yeah. I'm like, you know you can also choose to be quiet and that's a fight. If I say that.

If I say that, it's a rude. That's not rude. I said in a really nice way. I didn't say shut the hell up. You should just agree with her. No, my girl trips when we're arguing and I hit it with the, you think I want to beat this? She gets mad at that.

Oh, my God. I can never take it. I'm trying to make her laugh at this point. I'm trying to make her laugh, you know. Nothing is worse than someone trying to be funny in a serious moment. I do that a lot. I do that a lot. It's not what you said.

It's the tone. You're not reading the room con. I do that a lot. You know, whenever things get too serious or I get uncomfortable, then I got to make a joke about it. A fart joke. Get out of it. There we go.

There you know. It's never our fart, ladies. Just figure it out. It's never his fart. It's never his fault. Our fault, ladies, just figure it out. Shoot the J. Shoot it.

Play ball! All right, you guys. NBA players are just like us. They have hater friends, too. Oh. All right, NBA champ, Clay Thompson just signed with the Miami Heat. And a lot of people are happy for him, but not former teammate Draymond Green. Okay?

Draymond Green has a podcast where he decided to talk about his former teammates' new gig with the Miami Heat. Listen to him. I don't like how everybody's trying to act like, oh, man, it's Clay Thompson. Like, Clay to the Heat. Like, this is Clay of 2018. The reason I don't like it is because I feel like everybody's trying to set Clay up for failure. And so I'm going to say it right here right now. Let's stop acting like 2017 as Clay is going to Miami.

He's going to year 16 of his career. We obviously know the injuries that he's faced. Yes, he is going to go provide shooting because he shoot the lights out the ball. And when he's 60, he'll be able to shoot the lights out the ball. To me, it seems like he's hating. He is. Like, he's saying that, because I guess Clay's older. So he's like, don't treat it like if it's this young buck in his prime.

To me, it's like, okay, everybody, don't forget. Clay sucks now, you guys. Don't get your hopes up. I don't think he's saying that. He is. I think he's saying he's not trying to. He's just 16 years in. It's wearing tear on the body.

He's not going to be as sprightly as he was 16. 16 years, bro? Yeah, that's a lot of years. What happened to time? Yeah. I can't believe he's been in the league for 16 years, bro. I feel like he was trying to protect him or defend him or like say nice things, but it came off as hating. No, he's trying to say, hey, Clay, don't let these.

People fool you because the same people that are going to hype you up are going to trash you when you show up on the court as you are versus as they expect you to be because you're not that young guy anymore. But as you are, it's sucking because he knows he sucks. He's saying, yeah, let's not get our hopes up, you guys. To me it feels like when a friend is trying to defend you, but they make it worse. Well, look, if you're getting fat and his friend says, A, bro, stop trying to fit in those jeans from 2016. You're fat now. Your friend loves you. He's not trying to see you go outside and look like you got rolls coming up.

out of your thighs. He's hating on these thick thighs. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Or he's protecting you from going outside and people talking about you behind your back, Vic. But it sounds terrible. Wait, who talks behind my what? I'm talking to you.

Oh, okay. Like you. All right. By the way, Clay Thompson in a heat jersey looks weird. Anybody else? Yeah. He looks washed. He looks washed.

And for the record, Clayne talks out any team at any time, I'm, shoot the shot, bro. You're going to trust them to shoot. Yeah. Me too, me too. I thought, like, take the shot because he'll do that one, too. Like that. Yeah.