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Episode Date: August 28, 2026

The squad mediates an early holiday war for a listener whose man wants to attend an all-female Christmas party at a Vegas airport liquor store. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down Shaq's "salary cap circumcision" confession and why Kylie Jenner wants her new implants to walk into the room before she does. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧞‍♂️] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (4:42) Rap Sheet (5:39) Petty Police (8:39) The Weather W/ Concrete! (9:51) Homie Helpline (39:26) Chisme (44:50) Money Moves (49:26) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any brown bag mornings. Zool, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! She's Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, sad, sad news. Sorry to start off the news like this, but four of the actors from Home Alone too passed away this year so far, you guys. Damn.

Yeah, with Tim Curry being the, actually the latest one. Oh, yeah. He was actually the concierge from the hotel. He was essentially the bad guy, no? He was. Yeah. Yeah. Also, Kevin's mom, her name, Catherine, she passed away earlier this year.

You're right. That was, this year. This year, yeah. Taking a lot of people out. Please pray for everybody. And then also Brenda Fricker. She passed away. She was the Pigeon Lady.

Oh, the Pigeon Lady died. She was in one one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was so scared of her. And then I found out she was like not a bad person. She was a nice, sweet little lady. A lady. Yeah, she passed away last month, actually, just recently.

What? And then another one that passed away, she was Morgan. She was actually, she was a cameo. So when Kevin was watching, he was at the hotel, he was watching this TV show. And she just made a cameo at the... In the hotel? No, in the game show. Oh, that he was watching.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she passed away, too. She passed away. Yeah, because I saw the news story, Angie. They're just seeing, like, dang, four people from that movie franchise passed away this year alone. Yeah. It's a sad. And then so come Christmas because it's such a big Christmas movie.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. No, it's not. Oh, whoa, whoa. Oh, go. Angie, don't start this. Remember you said it's sad news this morning?

It is, but it's a Christmas movie. It is not a Christmas movie at all my goodness. Everything took place during Christmas. Because it happens in Christmas time? Yes. Yes. And then a lot of kids for Christmas wish their families didn't exist and then he got it. Yes.

I got to reach Christmas with. Don't you remember Santa was shoveling the snow? That doesn't make it a Christmas movie. What makes it a Christmas movie to you? Santa's in the movie! That has to be titled Christmas? Then listen, so then the Gremlins, that happens in Christmas. Love Gremlins.

My favorite to watch during Christmas. Reminds me of my kids. That's a Christmas movie? Reminds me of my kids in Christmas time. Jingle all the way. Just so mad. For those of you listening, Angie is Miss Christmas. I love Christmas.

La Senora de los Christmas. Yeah. It's La Angelita. I was going to say, I'm a ho-hoho, but. What? In my head? You were going to say, you did say, Angie.

Yeah, loised? That's amazing. It is like it. I like La Jolla de los Christmas, but... Oh, whatever you wanted. In my head, it came out different. So you're seeing all these people pass away, Angie. And you're not even...

Your little cold hearts not being like... Well, it's like, oh, that is sad. That's sad. But yeah, my Christmas is not going to be changed. The Santa Claus, that's the actual Christmas movie. Yeah, that is. Home alone is not a Christmas movie. Yes, it is.

So the Batman returns, that's a Christmas movie? Probably, yeah, for guys, for dudes. Because that happens. The whole thing. Angie has set up her debate for this. And I'm going to tell you right now, I'm not a clip to debate you because I don't know that many movies. Batman returns, I don't remember that being a Christmas.

The whole thing happens during Christmas season. What's his name? Penguin actually attacks when they light up the Christmas tree. Well, yeah, he's an ice man. So, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know that one. It's not deflecting. We're not talking about other movies. I was born in 92. Mean girls, they have the whole scene. Yes, Christmas movie.

That is not a Christmas movie. Well, I just think Home Alone has a little bit more sparkle. It's more kid. It's like fun. Doesn't he do one of the traps with the Christmas lights? He does something Christmas related. Yeah,

there was a lot of Christmas themes in it. And I think at the end, when it shows Santa shoveling the snow, because we thought it wasn't a paranormal or super- a natural movie. Then he comes and appears. It makes you be like, yes, like Santa's real.

It's a subtle Christmas movie. You know? It's subtle. Yeah. And R. A.P. So all the actors that have passed away this year. Yeah.

Protect McCully cooking at all cost, police. He's so young. Yeah. I heard there's going to be like a new one, right? I don't know. The newer one. And you don't give a F about Emmy Home Alone.

I don't. I'm great. Go ahead. What kind of movie? Is it a hood movie? What kind of movie is it? What is John Rude you put it in? Just a comedy movie.

She hates home alone. You want to know why? She's never been home alone. Very true, very true. I don't like being home alone. She had 10 people in that goddamn house. I was home alone at you. If it's hip-pop, you know let these on.

There I go. Let these set go. Young Miami dropped a new remix for her spend that, and it has a little baby in Kodak Black on it. Here's house sounds a little bit. We can show that traffic if you spinning I can get them near. Mr. Flew and I'm. People love or hate this remix as Kodak Black and Little Baby.

Some are saying just leave a good thing how it is. But I think we come from the era that you do remix a hot song. And this may not be the only remix. This does seem to be, she said these are two of the biggest spenders, Kodak Black and Little Baby. I somehow feel like there's some more out there that are going to jump on this. Probably. This might be the new record that we get an East Coast remix, a West Coast remix. Hopefully.

Yeah. I'll be down. There's a remix. There's a international, like, no, overseas remakes. There's a worldwide remix. Yeah. Crazy. That's the sound of the police.

The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Yeah. Ladies.

Pretty. Petit. And your little planners and your cute little whimsy bedazzled planners or if you do it on your calendar app on on any of your phones or your computer. Get ready. Let me see what date. What date are we putting on our calendars for this is going to be a fight? And every day after that you might want to block out for like couples counseling.

November 19. November 19. Let's pre-plan for the fight because it all has to do with this thing. GTA6 reportedly allegedly comes out November 19. And they did an extended preview yesterday, Rockstar Games, little Manosos, messy people over there. And we got to see a lady by the name of Lucia Camino's. Oh.

Lucia Caminos. Latina is fine. I bet. She is Coke bottle fine. Oh, damn. Like bombastic. Like top heavy, bottom heavy, skinny in the middle. Oh, okay.

Little waist. Little waist. Damn. Right, Vig? Just how you like him, Big? No, don't. It's his girl's birthday, by the way. I love you.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Who's the character? Yes. No, yesterday I tried to watch the extended look on Netflix. I just like put it on. Oh, no.

The kids are around and I'm just like, I don't know. I wasn't thinking. I was like, oh, look cool. And then so like, letty, I couldn't watch 30 seconds of it. I had to turn it off. I'm like, oh, we're not watching this. No, because she's amazing. She's a visual masterpiece.

This is why they took so long. Yeah. You know? Just chiseling. Just chiseling way at Lucia. Now, Lucia, there's two main characters. Lucia and Jason, and if that didn't get you mad already, that your man might be gawking at this lady.

It's that her and Jason, the other main character in the game, our boyfriend and girlfriend. They can maintain a relationship. You could choose to go, like, story mode, like relationship mode or not, and they have a full-blown romance. They're Bonnie and Clyde. This thing is they commit crimes together. Wow. And she's Loki the bad one.

He's trying to save her, Loki. No way. It's the whole thing. It's funny, too, because in the game, you have to maintain a relationship with her. Yep. And so, like, you have to, like, actively text her back. And she's fine. And stuff like that.

But just imagine the fight you'll get into with your girl. If you don't text her back, but you text Lucia back in the game. Oh, I'm mad already. I'm mad already. Don't get any game console around my husband. If your man tells you, A.B.O. and play GTA, no, he's going on a date. He is going on a date Just FY I need you to get pre-plan all of your

All of your necessities Because this might be a fight Come November 19, okay And again, if you didn't hear She's freaking fine She's fine She's beautiful And I'm gonna lie

And now the weather With concrete storm Peritos then is going down for the weather Friday August 28th First we sing La Bamba All the way to Pekoyma This heat knocking foos out like Floima, 107 and 78 degrees at night.

Next, we drink our chocomine on her way to recita, but rather drink tequila. 106 and 77 degrees at night. Now we pop the trunk and pull up in Van Nuys, Brownback mornings, we the wise guys. 99 degrees and 74 degrees at night. Lastly, we cruise down the mall than San Fernando. Then I'll pull up to the mission and start resando. Las adios. 101 and 80 degrees at night.

Is this a valley-only weather report? Yes, it was. I was like, hold on. It's only for the Great 18. The whole valley could have the same weather, though. And then Los Angeles, you're going to be scandalous, vandilus, 98 degrees. I love it.

Yo, so check it out. Bacoymo, 107 and 78 degrees. Reseda, 106 and 77 degrees. Van Nuys, you're going to be 99 and 74 degrees. In San Fernando, you're going to be 101 and 80 degrees at night. It's your boy concrete from Brambeck-Marser, Power 106. Let's go. Mm-hmm.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. All right, from real love to toxic love over here. Jasmine needs our help. Hey, Jasmine's on the line.

Jasmine, you heard that? I'm just kidding, Jasmine. I'm just kidding. Yeah, I heard of that. Ooh. All right, go, go, go. Jasmine hit us up. She said, Brownback.

My name is Jasmine, and I need the homies to tell me if I'm being toxic. because I'm about to tell my man he can't go to his Christmas work party. Christmas? We're in August. We are in August. She said every December his job throws a big employee's only Christmas party. Some are nice. Food, drinks, everybody dressed up the whole thing.

Last year he didn't go because he had just started at the job and didn't really know anyone. So now he's talking about he can't miss it because he heard they give away bonuses, Nintendo switches, and other cool prizes. That's right. She said, problem. My man is one of like three dudes at his entire job. What? Everybody else is young women who wear short skirts all day to attract customers.

Where they work? Yeah. She said, and they have a strict no spouses, no plus one rule. So basically my man wants to get dressed up, drink, and party all night with a bunch of his female co-workers while I'm sitting at home like a pen. And before everybody starts, I do try. trust my man. He's never given me a reason not to. But am I crazy for thinking there's a difference between trusting somebody and being okay with certain situations? Yes. Especially when this party isn't even mandatory. Yep. He says it's just coworkers having fun and I'm making it something it's not.

But for me, if your girl is telling you something makes her uncomfortable, why is a Christmas party with a bunch of women more important than that? So Brownback, am I being toxic for telling my man to skip the party, or is he being disrespectful by still wanting to go? Two things can be true at once. I just want you to know. Really? Let's just do like the guys do. It's not that I don't trust you, babies.

I don't trust them. Babe, it's not that I don't trust you. I just don't trust all the men in the world out there. Same. Babe, it's not that I don't trust you with the fine girls that wear miniskirts at your job. I don't trust the fine girls with the mini skirts at your job. That's it. What the hell are they going to do to him?

I don't want to know. and I don't want to find out. Dance. Oh, and sing I'm at my lapel. Okay, we got to figure out where they work. Jasmine, Buenos Diaz. Jasmine. Hello.

Hello, my little pre-planner. There's 95 days until December. I know. And you are ready. I couldn't bring it up. I couldn't bring it up. Okay, how did it get brought up? Talk to us.

Talk to us. What happened? His homie, you know, the one that got him in. Now that he's well into the company, I don't know. They just brought up the bonuses and the prizes from last year. And it was like, oh, like, let's see where they do it this year. Like, of course you're going to go, right?

And he just brought it up to me like, hey, of course I'm going to go, right? And then that's when I started thinking, hold on, two, three guys with a whole group of girls all dressed up and pretty, drinking. I mean, that's the thing about guys. That sounds terrible. They said that that's what happens at the thing to like gas each other up in front of you. Other things probably happen. And they're trying to tell you, oh, yeah, babe, we win prizes. There's probably no prizes.

TV. They give out plasma televisions. You missed it, bro. Last time they gave out a whole, like, surround sound system. Babe, last time they literally gave somebody a horse. Yeah. It was crazy. He's going to come home this time.

Like, oh, I don't win any of the games. Exactly. Because it don't exist. All drunk. It wasn't my lucky day. They did it on purpose. They said it in front of you. Like, hey, bro, don't want.

worry, I'll bring it up. Yeah, bro. And for him even to look at you and be like, that's right, I'm going right, eske's supo, he knows. He knows. He knows. He said that was a play. Yeah, it was totally a play.

A, bro, I'm bringing it up, and we're going to talk about the prizes. Talk about money. You know, your TV's broken. You know, you know, you know your TV. You know you can't, you use the PlayStation control as a remote. Yeah. We won't tell you that you can win one. I got you, got you.

Okay. Yes. So where does he work? Or what does he do? It's a liquor store. It's a liquor store upon, like, other, other little stores. So they're all kind of in competition, you know? That's what I'm saying.

They must have, like, good-looking people, bringing the customers in. So it's all the girls trying to get the sales. And only a couple guys feeling, like, the coolers and the fridges and all of that. Oh, the inventory. The liquor store. Yeah. It's a liquor store and there's that many girls? Yeah, they're trying to bring people in and get the sales up.

What? Like, like, standing outside? Like, they're trying to attract the customers? Yeah, it's at an airport. Oh, it's at an airport. I'm like, wait. A liquor store with girls outside. Isn't that prostitution?

Hold on. No, no, it's at an airport. Okay, okay. I see the vision now. It's kind of like... I still don't. Step outside. Then there's the girls like,

oh, like, do you want to buy some alcohol? Like, over here, we have the best. They don't need to be happy. I do see, like, sometimes, like, pretend we're, like, walking down to our gate or whatever. There's some stores that have, like, perfumes, and then the people are standing, and then I'm assuming there's a liquor store one.

Kind of like promo models? Is that what they are? Or like, oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, and we live in Vegas. I don't know if that changes. Oh, that does. That does. I don't know how you do that in L.A.X.

Girl. The land of sin. I know for sure they don't do that at the Burbank Airport. They do it in Vegas. Yeah. Yeah, so when they land here, they're trying to get the customers in, trying to get them to party, you know, it's Vegas. So it's a whole vibe. You know, it's a different situation.

So to get them, like, out of work, to go party, you know, to get loose and have. and have fun. It's weird. It's, you know. Who's the messy boss? Who's the boss? Have you met the boss that said no spouses allowed? No, no, I haven't met anyone.

Oh, that's weird. I just realized it's a liquor store. There's unlimited liquor there. Yeah, because it's Vegas. They want you to stay in the airport. They have casino machines, all that stuff. And they have pretty little girls. And then your man's in the back filling up all the inventory.

He's the plug. You trust him enough to work there, right? Yeah, I trust him. It's just that situation. That's outside of work. That's not mandatory. He's not making money. You know, in a work setting.

And what do you do, baby girl? I don't do nothing. I stay home with my kids. You're all alone with your thoughts. Ihole. Dang. Your coworker is a baby. And you have to do all the work.

And he's your boss too. And he's your boss too. Beautiful. Damn. Okay. So you're kind of wondering, is this just boundaries or is it me being toxic? That, hey, there's an all-girl crew that my man works with. And Loki, it's not like you could pull up to their job unless you get a flight somewhere.

Because it's the perfect job, folks. You got to go through TSA. She can't just go and see what's up. She has to go through TSA, get a ticket, all of that. Is the Christmas party going to happen at the airport or somewhere else? No, it's out. It's out like Davenbusters or Top Golf or somewhere fun where they're drinking and they're hanging out. Oh, my God.

That sounds like so much fun. It does. It does. Yeah. It does sound like fun. Fun without you too. Yeah. Right?

Yeah. Don't let the baby have a fever that night. Or like you have colic or teething. We're going to need daddy at home. I'm sorry. Piena coli coli coli. Okay. You haven't met any of the girls.

Does he talk to? So does he talk about them? His co-workers? Yeah, I haven't met any. And he talks about them very little, like here and there. Of course, they have conversations. I mean, yeah, it's nothing weird. It's nothing out of the ordinary to me.

Yeah. But a whole party outside of work is very, like, situational, you know? Like you even mentioned, if it was a girl going out, like, oh, sorry, it's all, you know, it's all the co-workers, my construction workers. And I'm the only girl. Are you really going to feel comfortable letting your girl go to a work party? I love that. You can go ahead and use that in all your fights, ladies. I have more doing.

That's crazy. I have more flippet on them coming. I have more mirroring and deflecting on the way. All right, but baby girl, so you've never met any of the girls. It's not like you could go in there and see what's up with the work kind of situation. Is the homie that brought him in? Because there's only three dudes you said. Is the homie single?

How is he? What's his personality like? Oh, actually I just met him recently. I mean, also a nice guy. He's not single, though. No. So I don't know. I don't know, though.

I don't know if he's a, I'm going to cheat on my girl type of guy. I don't know. He's a loyal. I'm trying to help the home yet. I don't know. How did you just meet your man's friend? We went to his kid's birthday party. No, but I'm not saying, like, how?

Like, maybe that's not the word. Like, you have a man. Why did you just meet him? Yeah. I mean, it is why. Why did I just meet my man's friend? Yeah. Oh, I don't know.

They were just like work friends from a different job. And recently he left. He started this one and he tried to bring him over. Okay. And they do inventory. They do stocking. Yeah. Okay.

I see. All right. All right. Okay. Well, is it insecure of her? Is it insecure of her to be like, hey, I don't trust those girls. Yeah. I don't know any of them.

you've worked there probably over a year, I'm assuming. And I haven't met anyone. Yeah, just over a year. Yeah. Okay. It would be nice maybe if you freaking introduced us so I can have the details of the woman I'm about to hate on. Like at least a visual or something. Oh, you know, it's Vegas. They're fine.

They're young. It's a liquor store. He should have said that she was an old lady. And there's a little baby in the background just like reminder that he's out. if the if the girls were old ladies would that matter would that be different

um I don't know old ladies are getting down too oh my god I'm just kidding I don't know with the senoras it's the not knowing

how are you gonna yeah it's the not knowing it's not like you said not having the visual where is he going to a party with a bunch of bitches who's I mean with a bunch of girls Girl, that's all you know, and that's what you want to know, too.

If your girls are a receptionist at some construction spot, and it's just two receptionists and, like, 20 dudes. With those work with their hands and they're strong. And you're just sitting at home. Those two are the most horns, too. Oh, sorry, baby, you can't come to our Christmas party. I'm going. Yeah.

They got to drag me out of there. That would not be okay. I wouldn't. Oh, I love this. All right, A18, 52059. Baby girls are already starting her fight for Christmas. Months ahead. Months ahead.

She's a pre-planar. You fought over this. What was his response? Is he, what does he feel? He says, it's not that serious, that he's not into them. Of course, I trust him, which is right. I do. But he's saying, I mean, we got to go for the prizes.

What if I get a bonus? Yeah. Think about that. Very valid. He's going to spend it on you. Yeah. We want to know. I'm sorry.

Yeah. You think he wants this? He's not going to win. By the way, we have Christmas things all the time at work, right? We have Christmas. It happens through the day, by the way. And we don't have a plus one. And it's in the office.

We don't have a plus one. We just walk on over to the hallway. Nothing bad. But lucky for all of our homies girls, me and I hear are snitches. So if we were to see something, it would tell. And it's stuck. Yep. It'd be on our Instagram.

Yeah. It'd be on Instagram for everyone to see. Yeah. The good thing is that you guys are like friends. You guys are looking out, low key for each other. Yeah. And it's happy. office right here i don't know any other person and it's out somewhere having a good time you know

letting lose and a lot of alcohol yeah letting loose outside of work because if there's alcohol at their work they're probably letting loose in there too no yeah it's always somewhere where they're allowed to drink where they're allowed to have fun but let me remind you okay this thing that happens over here in our in our christmas holiday parties we never win shh taki mushrooms we don't win anything we all sign up somehow it's always the sales people that win everything out here that's a whole different political conversation no no but i'm but tell you this so if he's starting to be like babe i can win something for us no luck is never on your side no you never gonna win we didn't get no TVs we didn't get no tv you got a gift card you got a gift card card card 20 dollars

Angie they were giving out tv I know they were giving it out 20 laptops I know iPad or iPads I think I won something and then they took it away. That was me. That was me. Oh, that was you? Yeah. It was the whole thing. It was a whole thing.

That's our drama. That's our pre-fight at the holiday party. 8185-2-1059. I know it's early, but has a holiday party ever got you in trouble with your spouse? We're talking to our home girl and she wants to know if she's tripping. Or does she have a right? Like does she understand what's going on? We've heard stories.

We've seen him on the news. So-and-so got fired because she was sitting on the freaking. and bosses lad. Very true. That happened. Crazy people. At Christmas parties. At Christmas parties.

At holiday parties. At the no spouse allowed holiday parties. And bosses were on to you. Yeah. Talking about no fraternizing. Look what you're doing. You're setting them up on dates. Top golf?

Speed dating. Dave and Busters? Are you kidding? Dave and Busters is a very nice place to step. I love a place. I love dating. Go with your family, please. You know what I was thinking?

What are you thinking, Angie? More and more that I kept reading this story? What? How the hell does he know four months in advance what prices are going to give when they don't know until like maybe like the week of. Because they gave away a Nintendo Switch. They gave away Nintendo Switch last year. I have an answer for you, Angie, my little Toxica Queen.

I love it. I love this energy that we have. I love that Con and Greg are not here to defend any men. And then Vic is on our side because he's very pro-women, right? It's on his girlfriend's birthday. I'm so pro-women. He totally just understands, right? Yeah.

And communicates. This is right for us. Hey, ladies, we're up today. Hell yeah. Oh, no. We talked to Baby Girl and she said last year he didn't go because he was barely like like two months in. So he didn't go to the holiday party,

but his homie did and his homie saying, this is what they gave away. Yeah, it's a different year. They can be broke. Yeah. Fiscally, it might be bad for them.

Fiscally, physically it might be bad. Then they wouldn't have the party, let the, well, maybe they're just talking right now. They don't know that the party exists. Prizes, bonuses. This is an imaginary fight.

You got to be in it to win it. The bonuses go on your check, not on the... No, they might just hand you cash. So that's what's weird to me because, Baby Girl told us how he said they give away bonuses at the holiday party. But a bonus isn't it on your work?

Yeah, on your paycheck. Anyway they announce it and you look good in front of all the girls with short skirts that you're getting a bonus. Maybe you can parade the bonus at the Christmas party. Well, we don't know if there's a dress code. Maybe they say no short skirts. You know, hopefully. It's seven busters and top golf.

Hopefully. There's no dress code. Well, maybe the boss time. Hey, all you women over here, please. respect these three men right here that don't even want to look in your direction. Well, I just want her to know if she's not alone. Plenty of people, plenty of couple have argued over holiday parties, even months in advance. And we are here to talk to you about it, okay?

We got Jasmine in South L.A. Jasmine. Another one. Good morning. Hi, Jasmine. Good morning. Talk to us. Did this happen to you? So, yeah, I was in a similar situation, but I don't know if my situation is going to help.

Jasmine and her homey help line. I, in 2020, I started working at a bank, but I was working in their cash, like, central cashball. So it's a warehouse environment. And I was only female in the male-dominated department. So when the Christmas party started getting announced, I was also excited because they started telling me about. prizes and like bonuses um so i told my partner about it and my partner is and he told me like straight up like no you can't go um and there was like no discussion like no like and it's or nothing right she's boundary girl respect him but me being me i'm like

man that that's that i went wow a girl with her own mind i love it oh hell no um I ended up winning one of the Raffle prizes. Oh, okay. $2,000 prize. Hell yeah. So they gave us like these comically large checks, like the ones that you see. Oh, that's so funny. Like in the TV shows?

I always wanted me. Yeah. So like I got the prize deposited in my direct deposit with my check. But like they gave us like that big check for like show and for like pictures. And so I come home with like the. giant check. Like my partner, like, at first he was like pissed off.

He was like ready to like, you know, tell me like everything, you know, everything under the sun. But as soon as he, as soon as he saw the check, he was like, he was just speechless. He grabbed the egg and instantly,

instantly started flexing on Instagram like it was his. Oh my God. We up, baby. I love you, dude. I love this dude. We up, babe. And by the way, that's best case scenario.

Yeah. That is. That's amazing. And you got to get out of jail free card. I could have, like, been there and, like, not won anything. Yeah. And you would have got home and not had a man because you liked to him, and left and all of that.

You came home with nothing. Yeah. You risked it all for nothing. God was on my sight that night. God said no. There you go. So you're going to come back with a prize, girl. Big risk, big reward.

Yeah. And the crazy thing is my partner says that. Like, that's the model that he lives by, like, big risk, big reward. No risk, no money, like no game. Like, type of, like, that's his mentality. So I'm like, you know what? Like, maybe I should apply that and just go. Like, you know, like risk it and see if I get a reward.

He's like, no, no, no, that's my mentality, girl. Get your own. Yeah. Yeah. Your should be happy man, happy plan. Okay? That's it. All right, hold on the line.

Thank you so much for calling in. That was tight. Shout out of Jasmine. But I get why Jasmine was saying. like this might not work in her little toxic of mine because I went and went and we up now. Okay, we up to two grand during the holidays. Hell yeah, I need that.

He started flexing the check. I love it. My name is a thing. Balling. Okay. Well, let me help you out because peace in South LA chose none of that. Chose no peace.

Peace. Peace. Your laughing. Your name is not peace with that laugh. What happened? No, no. Honestly, the type of peace you get is up to you, you know? No.

Are you talking about, slaka, lacca, lacca? You get a two-piece or you get peaceful interactions? I don't know. All right, talk to us. What happened with you? Because our home girl is mad already at her man for trying to go to his work holiday party. What happened with your party? So, honestly, my story's not going to help her.

It's probably going to make a show a little bit. Like, I'm not going to decide, but what happened was. I got hired with this company. I was with them for maybe like two or three months at this point. And it was a Halloween party. So we were supposed to come in costumes. And, you know, it's fun because it's like at work, you can't come in costume. You can't come with like, you know, all dressed up.

And just to give you guys a little bit of backstory, I was working as a maintenance guy for a leasing company. So it's all girls in the office. Oh, yeah. The real estate, the lead, the real estate baddies. We don't really cross. not during the day. And that's just like something like emergency. You know, like, oh, call the maintenance guy.

Yeah. Well, it's really rare that we like, you know, we don't hang out. We don't talk. We don't really do much of that stuff. So, you know, being told like, oh, we're going to do a, it was a bowling. It was everybody was going to meet at the bowling alley. Oh. I was like, cool.

Hold on one second, brother. Hold on one second. Power 106. Number one for hip hop in Mono. Shout out to all of our peritos over there in Monabello. And we're talking to peace, peace. Get to it, brother. What was your costume?

and what happened at the party? So I ended up looking up with one of the girls like a week before the party. Oh gosh. And when we showed up to the party, she had already been bragging to some of the other coworkers like, oh, yeah, who's stuff with this guy, this guy, the new guy, you know, which to them is like,

you know, it's a new flavor in the mix. So they're like, ooh, what's the new guy? What did he look like? You know, like. And so she told one of our coworkers and the whole time we were there, that coworker was trying to, like, get a peep at me, like, who is he? You know, who is he?

I want to see him. I want to know who he is. And by the end of the night, the one that she was bragging to was, like, trying to get my attention, trying to get me to pretty much to leave with her, you know, to say, like, oh, I heard about you, like, you know, what's up, like, you know. And I was trying to play cool because I'm like, you know, I don't want to sit here and, like, cause problems in the work scene, you know? Yeah.

But ultimately, I told them. So I ended up leaving the party. I was like, you know what? I got to go because I didn't want to know. This is my job. You know, you know shit where you need. So I'm like, I'm out, right? You already did, though.

Yeah. Yeah, once. Yeah, well, I mean, I thought Homegirl was going to keep it on the down low. You know, I'm like, she seems cool. She seems like, you know, she was married too. So I'm like, oh, she can't be a buddy. Like, this is going to be something that we're going to keep me. Did you hook up with the other girl?

We have dating for. Two years after. Oh, my God. Damn. So don't go, don't let him, don't let him grow. Damn. I told you, no peace. Hell no.

No peace. I'll panic. Okay. He went to a Hollywood party, a Hollywood, a Halloween party with a bunch of leasing agents. Oh, man. He heard of with two of them. Yeah. And cost to.

One the week before. One is now his girl. He gave a first and last month's deposit. What? I don't know. Do you see? You've been talking and it makes no loose. Eric.

Eric loved it. Yeah, because it's awkward. Who's Eric? Who the hell is Eric? Our video guy. Jose, you've been replaced. Okay, Jazzy, Jazzy in South LA. We're talking about our home girl, Jasmine.

And Jasmine is a stay-at-home mom. Her man works at the airport in Las Vegas at a liquor store. He does inventory, but the rest of the store is all women in short scripts trying to get men to come. in and spend and spend and spend and they're probably really good at it because they have really good prizes at their Christmas parties okay TVs game consoles money all of that bonuses crazy all right bonuses bonuses boners though oh oh oh all that I got three dudes a bunch of women and she's like I don't want him to go is this me being insecure do I have it right and Jazzy

we want to know about your story what happened at the Christmas party or what's going on at these company parties for you baby girl or man Hi, good morning, Rhomba. What's up? Good morning. I actually experienced a similar thing. My husband's company, it's a luxurious, like, floral and event company. So every holiday, you know, they throw their Christmas party, but they specifically do it, like, employees only.

I don't know why companies do that. That's not okay. Plus ones is a must. But anyways, so we've been together five years. The first two years, he went, ideally like, six. anything. I would just see his stories of him there and I obviously saw like the girl co-workers around and stuff like that. But the

second we moved in, we moved in on in September. I told him, yeah, he was talking about it because they also gave out prices like gifts cards, cash, AirPods, like stuff like that as well. I told him, yeah, don't even think about it. You're not going. If your talk does not allow you plus ones,

you are not going. At that time, I was working at Disneyland. And sometimes Disneyland does like events. events after hours, and most of them, they would let you take a plus one. Yeah. So, you know, I would always take them. If even Disneyland can give a plus one, your freaking job should give a freaking plus one, okay?

We're talking about a trillion-dollar company. They can afford to add people to the list. The company that her man works for can't. Yeah, they can. But you know what? If they're doing it like a business and busters or something like that, you're going to tell me they can't add a one. No, it's expensive. No.

No. I had parties at the same bluster. Have you had a party in the same blisters? Yeah. Or they can say, my last job was at a school. And if you wanted a plus one, you had to buy your partner's ticket to go to the universal event. There you go. There's never an excuse.

He has three years that he has missed this party. And they always tell him like, oh, he's mandilon. Mandilon, no te de, he can't. They're making fun of him. They're happy. Yes. Because he has some of, like, three of his co-workers are friends from his childhood. So, like, they're on Carrilla.

But it's like, but like he tells them, like, you know what? Like, why am I going to make other people comfortable and my own partner uncomfortable? Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Wow. Let me tell you something, Jazzy. You got a hell of a man right there. There we go.

He reminds me of me. He reminds me of me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I'll remind you, I doubt it. I doubt it.

Hey! What the hell? Hey, that's a shot at you. Yeah. I don't think she's being toxic. Girl, put your foot down. Do not let that man go unless it's a person. Okay.

Over everything. That's so. And it's not, it's a matter what big of a deal it is, too. It matters how your partner feels about it, okay? My friend's guy or girl. Yeah. It's not worth it. the fight.

It feels so good to not get any... I agree with Jazzy, but she dissed me, so now, I don't know. Maybe I want to change my mind. She didn't dis-you. She's just saying you're not her man. Chill out. You're 5-2. Wait, hold on.

5-4. 5-4. 5-3. No, well, no, yeah. I mean, it's a hell of a man right there. Like I said, you reminds me of me. Okay. All right.

Hey, Jasmine, you hear all that? You hear all that good stuff? You put your foot down, girl. And, hey, I have just like a side-note question because I'm all with you. We're riding. If you're riding in the driver's seat of the Toxica truck, I'm right there. Shotgun, okay? We're turning up to all the Toxicas.

It's the Cardi B. Jeney. Jenae. No, yeah. Throw on lemonade, girl. All of that, okay? We're riding with you. But I will tell you, why don't you just show up to Dave and Busters?

It's like a free country. It's a public place. Go with your baby. I don't know. I didn't think about that. I mean, you don't know where it's going to be at right now. Okay, well, it's at a Dave and Busters. You show up.

showing up. They cannot keep you from the Dave and Busters. Nope. Okay. Am I showing up or is he not going? Oh, true, true, true, true. See, the thing is, I also do not want to miss out on the good prices. Should there be good prizes?

Maybe you go, maybe you go and scope out what the prices are. From across the bar. And you can see how much you allow from him. That's crazy. That's more toxic. They're going to say I'm stalking him. You are. Well, I mean, is it stuck with you, that's your man?

I'm not sure. I don't know the rules. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know the role. And like, hey, we can't do this. Your husband. Wow. You guys are not married? Yeah, we're married. Okay, boom. Oh, you have the right.

Yay. That's your name. You're right as a woman of God and a wife. Okay. Damn. He's never going to get his Nintendo Switch. Or you can have them wear meta glasses and live stream the whole thing. They can live stream the whole thing.

they can live stream with their metal glasses. Oh, that's how you can see. Actually, that would be a good idea. You could see what he's looking at. It better be the ceiling. Tell him to cut it off when he goes to the urinal. He's going to be looking at the ceiling. I'm going to be like, who has you laying down?

What is going on? Oh, true, true, true. That's good, that's good, that's good. Put a ring camera on him. The ones that go outside. And you can see motion detector. Girl, we hear. We all in together.

This is so toxic. Get into the toxic truck. We're here. We got you. We got more plans on the way. We got more plans on the way. Do it? Come here? Now what's going on?

She's Mason with Angie. Hi, Kylie, Kylie, Kylie, Kylie. La Kylie. Kylie Jenner, you guys, I told you, Dolly Parton just passed away, right? And she's already trying to be like her. Like country singer? No. Guess, guess, Vic.

Blonde hair? What was Dolly known for? Her beautiful singing skills and her blonde hair? For what? Oh, Vic's making the boob hand. No, no, no. I was looking for sometimes. He's making the big tattas.

He's making the hand gesture. Yes. It's on camera. It's on camera. Trying to come to my mind. Is it the big tattas? It's the big tautas. Just say it's Victor.

She has what? Yeah, you said she's on Mount Rushmore of Big Tattas. You did say that. There's a Mount Rush. Yeah, you said it. She's also confusing in the first time I've heard. Who is that? This is all foreign to me.

Did we live in the same universe? We do. It's my first time hearing these names. No, so Carly Jenner, If you guys know, she actually last year she was saying like how big her tautas are, right? That she got 445 double C's, right? She went viral for that and she was telling other girls what she got. 445 double Cs?

Yeah, 445 Cs. Okay, because double Cs is a bra size. C C Cs is an implant size. Okay, let the, I can't relate because I'm a little B. I know, but like 445. I'm like, wait, I don't think they make bras in that in that. Well, that's the implant that she got. Yeah, the 445 CC.

Sounds like an engine to me. No, those are the implants. So she's got pretty big tautas, but now she's saying that she wants them even bigger. Listen. I do want them bigger. I say it every day. I'm like, they need to be bigger and more out there. I want my kids to walk in before I do.

Yeah. She loves. She loves podcast. Walk in before I do is hilarious. Well, it is a lifestyle and fuel of us can maintain. And you got to take that. With great power comes great responsibility. Kylie.

She's like, I want to tip over when I walk. Yeah, yeah, I wanted it to look like I'm almost falling anywhere I go. Yes, Kylie. Very open about it. Good for her. But Kylie, I want you to know anything you wear having big tattas. They're going to think that you're trying to be promiscuous, that you're out here thirsty. Me and Angie can wear the same shirt.

Yeah. And it's like, wow, letty, is that appropriate? Right. Like, what the hell? Right now, my friend. Kylie, you will wear a turtleneck with big boobs and all my big boob girls get me. You'll wear a turtleneck and someone will. say you're doing too much

Damn. Like what? Yeah, Vic, that's what you guys think? I don't think anything. I don't think anything. I don't think of word. The only way that you can get past living life as a girl with a big tata is to dress like Billy Elish, aka like that one dude

what's a dude that she dressed like? Big fun? No. I don't send her? I don't stand her stupid. Yes, that's the only way you can get away with it. Poor Billy Isles. That's how she has to do it. And then they discovered her. And then they discovered.

They're like, you guys. What they discovered? She's hiding something under there. Who's they? Damn. The world. The Jose is and all the nasty men in the world. Damn, that's crazy.

No, no, no. Okay. You only have ice for Jordan. Yeah. Just why you know, Kylie. It's just going to come with a lot. That's about poor Timothy Chamalais. You know what I'm saying?

No one thinks about that. She's trying to suffocate the poor guy, man. Yeah. He will love it. He will love it. I bet. I bet. He loves him.

already I'm sure but yeah no she's trying to go big or go home and I'm gonna like alright peace dolly partner yes rest and peace yeah amazing I was looking at photos I'm like dang she had the tiniest waist and the biggest yeah breasts again I feel bad for her husband man you know she kept her husband secret yeah that was that whole thing but she said that that's because he wanted he was fake people that he was she was making him up I know like a woman like that and go make up a man well yeah she's always trying to hide him suffocate him it's probably He was probably there the whole time. That's what I'm saying.

In plain sight, he was a hide. He was, oh, look, wow, go. Kylie, do it. Just go big, girl. Do it, Kylie. Go big. Yeah, I like that. Yeah.

DJ Eman. Hi. Would you like to wait in on this conversation? It's like super amazing conversation. Pretty heavy. That is all you guys. Very heavy, very heavy topic. Very heavy topic.

I see that. Dali Parton. What did you know her for? Islands in the stream. Nine to five. Some movies. Working 9 to 5. On Hannah Montana.

Yeah, me too. That's how I know. Hey, but with breasts like that, she didn't have to work 9 to 5, huh? She could just... If she had, yeah. Right, perfect. Oh, my gosh.

There's like when guys... People who did you? Like, oh, wait, where can we let these crazy, huh? Who says that? Who says that? Do you tell me all the time? What? Do we live in the same universe?

What? What? What? I like it. To all the guys in you and me and Angie were just flat chested. Right. Right even? I am.

I wouldn't know. All right, let the Angie go to HR now. Let's go to the... That McMan, move. That McMan, moo. Yesterday we talked about the only fans lady, the one that was like scathing. A little scammer. People out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

She was a only fan's model. She was a, she was a penthouse playboy. She was spending everybody's money too. But she's not alone. Ever fake a whole career on a girl, guys? A whole career on a girl? There has to be a dude in here that is fake. You know, you just, yeah, you know what I'm saying?

Like, you know. This is my morning show? That's my morning show, you know what I'm saying? I just like, like, I let it talk because she's older. Wow. I just, you know, let it, you know, I just be chilling. You'd be lying, Jordan?

That gave you no game, huh? That got you nothing. Not at all. All right. Well, it did work for one guy. He's a 35-year-old. His name is Dejohn Love. Okay.

He had love to spread around. He convinced women that he was a professional NFL player. Not just any NFL player. That he was a freaking San Francisco 49er. And they believed. They did. They did. There's photos of him and he's in 49er merch. Yeah. But you can't tell him he ain't a 49er player. I know. How did he get some of those things they look like player exclusive, the helmets and stuff like that. He had a helmet. He had an whole Instagram presence.

Yeah. Even posted a video that looked like he was signing an NFL contract. Damn. He had a whole backstory. It was pretty genius. He said he was undrafted. Yeah. So it's like that makes it harder to track because if you search somebody's draft position, you can see it. But if you're undrafted, it's like, oh, it's because, you know, I grind it from a bottom-up. Does it undraft it just mean that you weren't picked or? Yeah. Publicly. But you can hire people without them being drafted?

Yeah. A lot of undrafted players make the team. Okay. Well, he went ahead and did that. So he had a whole backstory. He had a whole backstory. Hell. Allegedly met women through apps, start romantic relationships with them and then convinced him that he was also the successful investor who could help them make money.

Because you think if he's an NFL player, a lot of, you know, you know, Yesterday we talked about girls scamming and they make themselves a povresita. Yeah. He can't. He's an NFL player. Yeah. He started saying like, hey, I'm an investor. Damn.

You want to invest in this too? And so he would get them for their bread and investing in all these different things that were not real. He's probably like, yeah, you know what? I like my women to eat with me. You know what I'm saying? Help me some money. Yeah, help me help you. He even had the homie an 18-year-old Taylor Chan posing as his financial advisor.

Who the hell filing for an 18-year-old financial advisor? I don't know. I love he would. I love he would. And his last name is Chan. I probably would too. Oh, like yeah, he knows who they're smart. Yeah, they got it.

They got it going on. Yes, at one point, investigators say that they created screenshots making it look like he had millions of dollars in his investment accounts. All right. So far, authorities have identified 26 women across California, Oregon, Washington, and Idaho. And about 1.3 million allegedly went to. to love and his accomplice, y'all. This is big money. This is a big old scam.

There's going to be a Netflix documentary and all of this. Yeah, he would allegedly block them after they started asking questions. Too many questions. They were finally arrested August 24 this past week over there in Boise, Idaho. Oh, my God. He had this thing. He was running up. They were meeting with a new potential victim over there.

Let's go fly out. Yeah. They got caught. And 1.3 million that we know about. I always think about this. There's some, there has to be money off the books that they didn't catch. Oh, yeah. This is just documenting.

Somebody didn't speak up and stuff like that. Oh my goodness. That's crazy. So, hey, ladies, if you think you're dating an NFL player, you just really got to check it out, okay? Ask for something. I don't know. Asked to talk to Bill Belichick or something. Ask to go in the locker room.

See what happens. Or tickets. Yeah. To meet the other players. No, you could probably do that. You could probably get tickets even if you. To meet the other players? Because that's what I was thinking.

I was like, okay. No, he'll probably be jealous. Why you want to meet other players for it? True. He'd probably flip it on. No, no. I was thinking I was like, okay, like, they're probably asking, oh, when can I go see you? And he's probably, oh, I'm injured.

I don't know. He was, he was, oh, when can I go see you play? Yeah. Or practice. But he was probably like, oh, I'm injured, you know, I'm fighting bad. And you know how girls, we don't know sports. Yeah. Oh, you're right.

Oh, that was that. All those girls fell for it. Babe, I'm that one. Yeah, that one. Oh, that one. Oh, my God, you're a white quarterback. Yeah. She play, he plays them old tape.

I know, right? Hey, that's me right there. Is that Kaepernick? No, it's me. I'm 49er. It's me. Shoot the J. Shoot it.

Play ball. All right, you guys. Shaq, Shaquille O'Neill is dry snitching on himself. What? Okay. He was on a podcast and he was talking about how he joined the Lakers back in the late 90s and how he wanted $150 million at the time, but he only got offered $120 million. However, there was a guy named Jerry West, Laker Legend, who was an executive at the time.

The logo. Yes, the logo, and he found a way to get him a little extra money. Okay, listen to Shaq. Tell the story. Jerry Westman at a hotel. He said, I got some good news and some bad news. I said, what's the bad news? He said, I can't get you the 150 you asked for, but I can get you $1.20, and I got some movie deals signed up for it.

That'll come out to about $180. So, he said, I got a way to get you some extra money on the side. Wait, isn't this what Kauai is getting like... Yes. Oh, he's doing to him? No, because. they said that his contract is bad or there might be some salary cap circumvention yes because yes salary cap circumcision because he they were going to pay him on paper something but

they're going to get him other stuff to like a deal like a sponsorship deal and that's bad because that's not good for the other the other teams that don't have circumcision it's exactly because they're all taking a cut um so um Steve Balmer like you said let the clippers owner has been under scrutiny the whole year. Yeah. With him and Kauai that they're cutting side deals with different companies and stuff like that. And now. Lo and behold.

Yes. But check this out. What? Jerry West was an executive at the time that these things were happening with the clippers. He was on the clippers? He was an advisor for the clippers. When they first got Kauai in 2019. Advisor, schmeiser.

You have your own personal agenda. Exactly. But that's what I'm saying. He knows how to play the game outside of the law. Oh, I thought you were going to say like he was. wouldn't do this because he's with the clippers he wouldn't he wouldn't have the lakers out he did it once he did it again he was against the lakers oh you're talking about wait so i'm saying jerry west was the architect of this right he he did it the first time with the lakers and shack okay oh but you're talking about

the advisor for the clippers for kawai you got confusing bro you need to okay yeah sorry well he again he was on the clippers at the time and he's advising steve bomber on how to get kawai kawai and he's also reportedly did this with with shak exactly all the dots are connecting and shak kind of snitched on himself. Yeah, he did. And I started looking into it. And apparently, Kazam and Steele combined, those are the two movies that he did at the time in the late 90s. He only made about $15 million on the books.

Wow. That's the $50 that he wanted to know. No, $45 million is missing. There's not enough. So he still said he got to $180, apparently. But again, we don't know where that $45 million came from. Okay. And we're not going to say anything because that was a great time in our lives.

It was probably the best times in our lives. That was a good old days. That was the Laker showtime. No, it was Jack and Kobe Lakers. Yeah. So he might have just dry snitched on himself. What if in reality Kobe was like, if you don't leave, I'm going to say something.

Oh, that's not right. And I'm going to go to Miami. Okay. All they give me, I'll have drawn.