Brown Bag Mornings - 08/31/26 Well, You’re Dating Your Sister... 😶🧍‍♂️ | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: August 31, 2026

The squad attempts to mediate a series of chaotic Homie Helplines, from a father dating his son’s girlfriend’s mom at a Motel 6 to a "Lincoln Heights park baddy" with a nine-month-old daughter and a secret coach fling. Between the family drama, the crew investigates Teacher Valencia’s viral "Fart Corner" and reacts to the fake 49ers player who finessed 26 women by pretending to be a wide receiver. 💨🏈🏨 [Edited by @iamdyre 🐦‍⬛] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (2:27) Rap Sheet (5:03) Scrolling (10:28) Petty Police (12:42) The Weather W/ Concrete! (13:57) Homie Helpline (1:00:06) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:07:00) Chisme (1:12:46) Studious Foo (1:18:01) Play Ball ----------------------------- Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any roundbag mornings. Zhu, come here? Now what's going on? Cheezmation with Angie. Okay, you guys, Jennifer Love Hewitt is being a chizmosa and talking about Rick Inglacias. Now, if you guys don't know her, she is an actress she's known from. I know what you did last summer. Yeah.

Ghost Whisper, Client List, Clientless. I still know what you're doing. You did last summer, thing like that, right? Oh, that's his Hicuo? Yeah. Yeah. All the times, we know her from Party of Five. I never watched that show.

It was a show, but I know that she's in it. Oh, okay. She's also actually in the music video of Enrique Iglesias for Hero. She's actually the love interest in that song, in that music video. Yeah. And so she's talking about how Alia and Enrique Lezias were really close friends. I did not know that. Me neither.

And so she's saying, you know what? In that music video. like Enrique Iglesias is for real crying, shedding tears for Alia. Listen. The night that we filmed that video was the night that she passed. And so, like, all of his crying stuff in the video was filmed, and he was really crying because she had passed. So we all did a big prayer for her at the end of the video, and he kind of, like, dedicated

it to her. That's beautiful. Which, that was cute, but random, I'm like, I never knew Alia and Enrique Iglesias were, like, close friends. We're close like that? Yeah. I think it is a little comical that he was having. genuine emotion and then the guys were like

all right roll roll the cameras roll it it's incredible yeah he's incredible yeah he's for they're real tears because it was the same day anybody would be emotional

oh thousand yeah yeah yeah check out the video brown bag mornings 106 on Instagram if you don't remember it Jennifer Love Hewitt is like watching him walk away in the rain yeah so as he's walking away he's just crying like tears

he got beat up and he's crying yeah yeah yeah and for real if you look at you're like that fool's fake crying but now you see it he's like you know he's real crazy Yeah, he was very extra.

It was very like, even when he cries, he cries fake. Even when he's crying for real, you think he's crying for real. Yeah, yeah. No, well, you think he just thought it was overacting. Yeah.

Yeah. But now you see, oh, dang, he was really getting, Alia. He wasn't acting at all. No. No, he was feeling it for real. All right, that's it for Chisholmation.

Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm part of 106. If it's hip pop, you know, let these on. Yeah, go. Rep sheet. Let these set go.

I'm going to take you back in time real quick. She ain't going to tie me dead. You're a jerk. I know. Like a little bass taking in. You're a jerk. I know. You're a jerk.

I will admit when that first came out, I'm like, this is not hip-hop. Really? Wow. Yeah. I was my little backpack wrap. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's who the devil full? Immortal technique.

Immortal technique. He wouldn't want me to listen. Don't tech. Dign. Yeah. Strange music only. Yes, but the new boys did give us a moment in time, and I want to shout out DJ Charisma because she did some higher.

They have actually been split up since at least 2013 when they put out a statement that, A, we are not going to be doing music together. They gave us bangers, not going to lie. They were a jerk. They have the record with Chris Brown. Clearly they worked with Ray J on Time Me Down, like they. They killed it for the little moment in time,

but they recently reunited, so I thought that was really tight. Charisma brought them up here. It's so funny. You can check out the, video on Brownback 1 is 106 on Instagram they try to do the jerk again yeah yeah no no no legacy was like oh my knees they're in their 30s like they're your age

yeah we're exactly the same age that was like definitely my era my knees are the same so I feel them hell though hey bro you just turned 30 Greg can you still jerk of course let's see come on now try it right this is in my blood this is my blood

it's runs through your veins oh let's go You're a jerk. I know. You're a jerk. It was a fun time. It was. It was.

It ain't nothing. You're going to try? No, I don't know. There's no way. I'll leave that. I'll leave that. Yeah, so that's tight. I think they have some kind of Halloween plans in the works and they were talking to DJ Charisma.

If you don't know too much and I really want to bigger up, she was responsible for a lot of that getting played on Power 106. Like no one wrote for that era of you got to think like the cat daddy and the your jerk. People, the kids in that scene, she would bring up to power. Because a lot of people were like me, like, this is nothing more technique. Is it coming? This ain't coming since. This teacher's going viral right now because her classroom is about to smell like nothing but farts. Oh.

Her name is Valencia, and she posts content on her TikTok of her just being a teacher, like the rules that she has in her classroom. and this one rule that she has in her classroom is going super viral and y'all got to listen to this This is our fart corner If you need to fart simply come over here Fart take about 10 seconds get your little spray going on go sit down Nobody's paying attention nobody cares We should have one here We would

Hey but y'all right no one cares No it's about to say If I'm a little kid I see a little kid not a little kid go to the fart corner Everybody cared. Yeah, make it more obvious. I would just do a drive-by. Walking by people? Just walk in my pencil.

If anybody found out that you farted in school, you were roasted for the rest of the year. Oh, yeah. Roasted, like cooked. I had to change schools for that. For farting and they caught you? Super loud. It bounced off the hard part of my shoe.

And then if like doing the fart won't catch you, getting the, air freshener and then sprays. And then you hit the, woo-woo, do not come over here. I guess she made it more obvious. Yes, she did. By trying to make it less obvious

to go to the park counter. That said, let's make a little gas station. A gas station. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, wow. We're doing it. But imagine, it'll be in the corner,

Greg, and our videographer Jose and our videographer Eric. That means you guys catch all the drafts. Colin already does it. I don't do it here. Secretly. Maybe in the green room, but yeah, not here. No, not the green room.

The relaxation room. You got to go in the DJ booth. You try to cover it. Your time is off? Yeah, your timing's all off. You guys are parted in here? Farted in here? Yeah, 100%.

Not voluntarily. Oh, okay. Not even that time you came back with travelers. Not on purpose. Yeah, not because I wanted to Not an intent to murder I have the funniest fart story about Khan There was this one time we were doing a walkthrough, right?

Like at a theater What? All right, take me there I'm trying to remember And then I'm sitting in the other room While he's walking through like looking at the theater And he comes into the room And I thought he was going to say what's up to me

Because he looks right at me And he looks and he just rips one out And then walks out I was like, what was the point of that? That must have been a haunted theater, dog. I don't know what you're talking about. I would never do such things. And he was like, I didn't let that one out.

Look at me, Mona, I would never do that. Did you know Greg was there? Yeah, he looked right at me. Well, sometimes he can look at you but not know you're there. Maybe it was too late to call it back. Yeah, like he already planned it. He was going to follow through. Yeah, sometimes it's already in the loading dock.

You know what I'm saying? You can't take it back. You can't restock it. No. But it's ready to go. It's right in a blow. You can't restock it. You know, you got delivered.

Yeah. You get a tummy ache. Oh, yeah. It goes up and it's like, where does it even go, don't? And that's what cramps feel like. Yeah, right. Where's the restock go? You're coming out of my ear later?

What? That sounds dangerous. Come on your pores. Okay, so fart corner? Yes, no. No. No. And none of you have ever parted in school.

Got caught. Yeah, I did. I was super loud one time on accident. It was so, like, terrifying, though. Because everybody looked at you. Everybody looked at me. I was like, oh, man. You have to explain it.

Was it PE? I kind of picture you're running in PE and then. No, no, I was sitting down. It was second grade. I was sitting down. We're all sitting down crisscross applesau. And then my, like, my shoe is right there. I'm kind of sitting on it.

And it made like a louder sound because of the shoe. The rubber on the shoe. Burning rubber. A vortex of sound. Yeah, everybody just looked at me. I went like pale face and I was just like, oh. And then I changed schools shortly later. Guys, there's a ghost in here.

What's that? I'm scared. Very embarrassing, for sure. So when you said it made you change schools, you weren't joking. I thought you were totally joking. You changed schools for that? No, no, no. But it felt great changing schools.

I thought like, nobody knows. Yeah, one of my buddies did that, but he actually pooped himself and had to change schools. Oh, yeah. Yeah, still followed them over there, though. He still follow them over there? People were like, hey, you're the guy that pooped his pants. Oh, poor guy.

He never recovered. He never recovered. It's too late. We all remember that. He hasn't recovered until this day. Seventh grade? It's okay. There's some kids right now.

Maybe some would have a little incontinence problem. It's all right. So, hey, leave them kids alone. Yeah. At seventh grade? Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. All right.

Thanks, Greg. I'm so sad. Let's get to petty. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty.

Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. All right, this petty police might cost former parole officer, probation officer, Rick Ross, his girl. Oh. Wait, when you be so petty and you think you got one and then it's like, oh, dang, I'm in a relationship. What I do that for? Yeah. So, no secret.

At 50 Cent and Rick Ross don't get along. Oh, yeah. So recently, Rick Ross had to cancel some shows. And, of course, if your enemy got a, taking an L, you're going to jump on it if you're 50 cent. 50 cent clowned him for getting that show canceled. To which Rick Ross responded that he saw 50 cents ex Daphne Joy, her tape. And he's like, oh, yeah, I really like that tape. Like, it got me excited, right?

But he has a whole girlfriend that he's like super in love with. Oh, man. Why he would do it? Why he had that petty? He's a kamikaze pilot. Yeah, and that was super kamikaze mission. Like, I'm gonna get him where it hurts. But 50 Cent has noted that he don't like her like that.

Yeah, he has no feelings. That's just not baby mama. That's just my bag, mama. He liked this owner. Yeah. So Rick Ross just did it to himself then. He did it to himself and he opened the door now that he clowned someone within the vicinity of 50 cent for 50 cent for 50 cent to clown back. Because apparently, according to 50 cent, Rick Ross's girlfriend's neck is.

too long and he made a caricature of Rick Ross in a car with his girlfriend's neck all the way out like ostrich. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, hey, why her neck so long? So now you open the door to someone you actually care about like this is not your ex, this is your girlfriend, Ross. So you made a quick little jab

at 50s ex saying you've seen her tape and you liked it and now he's coming at someone you actually really love. It's not going to work out. It's not. And causing drama between them, she's like, tell him shut up, why is he doing that? Now she's getting bullied. Now people are probably going in Her comments is their 50 cent fans.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's probably going to have like an insecurity. On her neck. She didn't already about her neck. That 50 cent pointed out. Turtle neck jokes. Everything's, yeah.

Turtle neck. Giraffe jokes. Yeah. So be careful next time you're trying to be petty. I might come back to haunt your relationship, okay? And now the weather. Hell my dog. With concrete storm.

Peritos then is going down for the weather Monday, August 31st. One more day. And you got to pay that rent. So first we set Miche's in the city of San Pedro. Every time I go to that city, I get all Pedro. You're going to be 86 and 69 degrees at night. Next, we throw up to L.A. in the city of Los Angeles.

Do it. Cantaleless, spantelis, and ales, candel. Oh, man, Spanish, por favor, for me. 86 and 68 degrees. Next, we get the water fresca in the city of El Serino. Put some tahin on that peppino. 87 degrees and 66 degrees. at night. Next, we dance our way to the city of WeHo.

Yes. Yes, queen. Where fools be like, damn, miho, you're all fine. Eighty-four and 66 degrees at night. It's going to be kind of hot again. Again today, bro. So stay cool, man. San Pedro, 80 and 69 degrees. Los Angeles, you're going to be 86 and 68 degrees. El Serino, 87 and 66, and Wihull, 84 and 66 degrees at night. It's your boy, Conco from Brownback mornings or Power 106. Let's go. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. Leti. Ben has been hiding something all summer.

Ben Ben Ben. Yeah, boy's a writer. She said, Ben, okay, all right. Ben hit us up and said, Brownback. My name is Ben, and I think my summer fling just turned into a whole situation. He said, I'm a single dad.

And this summer, I met this girl while I was out with some friends. She's fine. We clicked immediately. And we both agreed we weren't looking for anything serious. Just some summer fun. Okay. We've been hooking up for about a month now. No dates.

No meeting family. No posting each other. No following each other on social media. Just keeping it low key. Well, last week I took my daughter to her dance class because her mom couldn't do it. And tell me why I walk in and my summer fling is standing there teaching the class. I had no idea she worked there. and apparently she had no idea that my, that was my daughter either.

We both froze, but obviously we had to act normal because my daughter's right there. After class, she texts me, so, that's your daughter? Now here's the problem. Neither one of us want to stop seeing each other, but now families involved without us wanting it to. It gets even more messy because her and my baby mama are cool, and she's told me about how she texts the dance instructor before, and they're going to get lunch one of these days. So that means you and your baby mom are cool, too.

Yeah. My daughter loves this dance class. She loves her instructor, and all along, I just wanted this girl to be a booty call. But now it's getting more serious than either of us wanted. I don't know where to go from here, but I don't want my life to get so complicated. Brown bag, have y'all ever hidden a relationship? And how did it turn out? So he's going to hide it?

Yeah, he has to. But he wants to. He wants to. He didn't want to involve no family, no, like, you have a daughter, don't worry about her. This is just, bam, bam, bam. Just hook up. Yeah, that's a choice you might make, but that's the friend of your baby mom, no? Now.

He just found out. You think you can hide it? That's going to be the lunch. How are you going to get the instructor to hide it? Right? Yeah. The only reason I was this guy, the only reason I would hide it, it's not because I'm worried that she's going to. going to find out. I don't want to mess up their little relationship.

Yeah. Their relationship? Everyone has a cool relationship. It seems like he just wants to be the scumbag and doesn't want to have like more than a booty call. But as life would have it. Yeah. Everybody just be cool, be cool. They're already home girls. I know. The baby mama and the and the dance instructor isn't this best case scenario? That won't last long. Your baby mama gets along with your girl. No, that won't last long. Now that they know they're. Or they can both hate you because you're being a scumbag. It might get stronger. Oh, they can bond over their hate? Their hate for you.

Oh, man. That's happened. He needs to stop dancing around the problem. Oh. There we go. There we go. So funny. So, he's not even asking what he should do.

He's asking if we've hidden something. And how it turned out. Greg hides it all the time from his parents, no? Yeah, I had it all the time for my parents. And then, like, I have a whole bunch of girls that are blocked, but I still talk to him. Yeah. You block them, but you still talk to them? Yeah, so you block them on social media.

So everything, Instagram, but then you keep the phone number open so you can still text them and that's it. But then we still hang out, but people don't know because we have each other blocked. It does seem. I guess for the only over here, Ben, it does seem like the girl was cool with them not being like official, official or exclusive. Because it seems like they both didn't follow each other. They both are like, eh, let's take it as it goes. But now it's like, the person I was taking it as it goes with coming to my. Yeah, is in the inner circle.

It's in the inner circle. It's over with dog. That's it. Hang it up no more. It's cooked. Cut it? It's cooked. Yeah, cut it.

Just keep, you know. But it also already happened. So it's kind of like, you can't erase it. Yeah. Either way. You know what I'm saying? It's like, yeah, we could stop now. But like, she's still going to find out about him hooking up with her.

It already happened. Yeah. Okay. All right. Ben. She's a dog just like you. Yeah. You're on her roster just like she's on your roster.

Gross. So they've agreed to keep a secret. Yeah, yeah. This is a good cheeseman. Keep a secret all the while baby mama's right there. Right. And I bet you she's going to ask Intel like, oh, so tell me about what happened with you and your baby daddy,

why don't you guys together? Oh, yeah. Oh, girl, he just had, like, he just had brown stains on his underwear all the time. Oh, they know the worst, too. Yeah. Like, he snores all crazy. And then she probably knew him from when he was really young. He bites his toenails to take it all.

Ew. Ew. Oh, hey, yo. And then he would eat the toenails. That's crazy. And he's a really bad dancer, too. Yeah, yeah. All this stuff.

It's okay. They've agreed. They've agreed. Yeah. So we want to know, have you kept a relationship secret from someone? From who was it? Why did you do it? Because Ben is right there with you.

We have Spencer. Spencer. Spencer. Hey, how are you going around, Bay? What's up, Spencer? You're from South L.A. Spencer. Talk to us.

Did you ever hide a relationship? relationship from someone who was it and why i i i did i uh i dated my son's girlfriend's mom for about five months what son's girlfriend's mom oh deal that's cool what no not for the son that's hilarious you all were on a two-man and he didn't even know it he didn't even know it you still my son Yeah Now he's a stepson too No not step son

No I know No father-in-law I'm your father-in-law I'm your father-in-law And your dad I'm your dad Yeah Oh

Father and dad How did it happen How did it come to fruition Pops Well it started off I used to drop my son off Over there all the time And one day she came out

And I was like Wow Okay hi You know Wow. Wow and okay. We exchanged numbers. Our kids are dating, so we exchanged numbers.

And from there, that led to 2 a.m. text messaging. Wow. You dog. That was supposed to be for emergencies only. Yeah. It was like, hey, do you know where they're out? It wasn't an emergency. Nasty, Spencer.

And she had the same thing. thoughts and feelings about you. So you guys started dating. Whose idea was it to keep it from the kids? Kind of both of ours. You know, we just talked about it and like, well, the kids don't need to know. Because we didn't know what we were doing at first. Right.

What is this? What's going on right now? I don't know. We started hanging out and one thing led to another. Oh. Okay, five months. Is it currently still happening or you guys broke up? No, actually, we broke up.

I kind of ended it. Things weren't panning out. Why? You broke it off. Yeah. Things weren't panning out. I started seeing signs of my kids' mom. So I was like, no, trying to check out.

Oh, she reminded you of your baby mama. Yeah, it was time to go So she was taking you serious After five months And you were like, oh, gross Commitment, come out This doesn't happen in the videos Right

I feel like the novelty wore off Yeah, the novelty wears off We're not supposed to be doing this Like the thrill of it The thrill of it Spencer Do the kids know now Are they still dating and do they know?

about a month and a half in we got caught oh no how I need to know done yeah how I share my location with my kids so I know where they are at all times they found out that they can also look on there and find out where I'm at and they found out that my location happens to be the same place as her location. At 2 a.m. And it said Motel 6. Nice. Spencer. At Motel 6? Spencer!

One month eight. One month in. Not even the crazy 8, but the motel 6. How do your kids? Are they in high school? You're the best Western? Well, they were 12 and 17. What were they?

At the time. Where were they at? At home. Okay. They were at home and my son called his girlfriend. Okay, how old's the girlfriend and how old's your son? My son's 17. Well, he was 17 at the time.

The girlfriend was 17. Okay, good. Because you said 12 and 17 and I'm like, hold up. Your kid, yeah, but you gave me your 10-age. No, no, my daughter was 12 at the time. Got you, got you. Okay, the 17-year-olds, then they pulled up and they were like, Dad, what are you doing?

going on. What are you doing my girlfriend's mom? He was talking to his girlfriend and his girlfriend says, my mom's at some hotel with somebody. Blah, blah, blah, blah. You're like, that's crazy because my dad's at a hotel with someone. And my daughter overheard, because she was on speaker, and said, so is dad. Oh, you're crazy.

And my phone wasn't stopped ringing. And then you guys just got to, you had to let them know. Now, then you guys break up. Are the 17-year-olds? Oh, no, no, no. We denied it. We had no idea that we were at the same hotel. Uh-huh.

Oh. We had no idea about any of that. Hey, it never happened. Yeah. What are they talking about? That's what parents do, guys. Yeah. What are you talking about?

They always find out that they're cheap. You should be a sleeper. Never happened. Okay, so you never admitted to it. Not for a few weeks. And finally, I guess the girlfriend's dad rolled up on us at the

when they were exchanging the the younger, the two younger kids and I happened to be there. He's like, well, why is he here? And I guess when he went home and talked to his daughter, like, yeah, they've been at the same motel and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, the trauma. Yeah, yeah.

So it ended. Are the kids still together? The kids are still together. Oh my God, how awkward. The wedding is going to be incredible. Amazing. No, that's not the awkward part. No?

Every time my son ticks me off, I always say, well, that's okay, you're dating your sister. Okay. Okay, Ben. I mean, Spencer, I mean, Spencer, that's a good one. That is hilarious. That's wild. You're dating your sister, younger? Are you my daughter-in-law or my daughter?

I can't. Sister lover. Hey, do you miss the mom? Huh? Do you miss the mom? We're not together anymore. I know, but do you miss it, though? You miss that.

You miss that thrill? Just that thrill of it? It was fun while they lasted, but it's done. Thank God. Not good enough to have to stick around. Yeah, you're kissing your sister. Over there. Spencer.

He's not wrong, but. Okay. All right. We're talking about hiding relationships from someone in your life. Because our guy, Ben, is currently smashing, booty calling, the dance instructor to his daughter. Now, the daughters love the dance instructor. And so does the mom.

The mom and the dance instructor, they kind of, like, hit it off. And like, Ben is cool with his baby mama. They talk. They're, like, homies, which is really good, really good co-parenting relationship. But that, that Bay Mom said, as long as you don't bring a bit around our kid, you can go ahead and do whatever you want, which is a little guy over there. He's like, oh my God, they don't even know. But I'm going to keep a secret. So secret lovers, we want to hear about you.

Let's go to Blue in Pomona. Blue? Hey, what's going on, you guys? What's up? What up, Blue? Big Peatown. Blue, talk to us. You've hit in a relationship?

Yeah, yeah. I've got hit it from my baby mom. Okay. What happened? Okay. So the same as Ben. Well, what happened was I kind of, it was a girl, from our job and so

like pretty much I basically Were you still with your baby mama? Am I still? Oh no no no No I'm still Is this cheating? We're talking about hiding relationship

with people that you're not with Hiding that relationships that were not with At that time Were you still with your baby mama? No I'm sure I was Oh at the time I was with my baby mom Okay Oh got you got you

Okay, so you're just cheating. Good old-fashioned cheat. It says right here in the notes, I had multiple relationships from my girl. The longest ones were 2.5 years and the second four years. Yeah. One time I did some jail time for one of these. What?

Yeah, that was the very last one. You know, she was, yeah, she was hectic. No, you were. It was crazy. Oh, yeah, well, I mean, I was, but she was too, though. She was toxic. Both of the other. She was toxic.

Says the guy hiding multiple relationships. She was the most toxic out of all my relationships. Yeah. That one. She met me where I was at. She, like, met me in the middle of my toxicity. You made me cheat. Yeah.

You made me go to jail. You made me cheat. It was all her fault. Okay, Blue. All right. When we have that, pop in... You think I want this? And, bro, respectfully, that needs to be a shirt, Con.

You think I want this? And then you morphed with whoever first made a famous. You think I need this. We're talking about. relationships from somebody. Please not with your partner. Not with your partner. It's like, A, I hate it from my mom.

This one, my baby mama, because they got along. They were co-parenting. I hid it from my son that I was with his girlfriend's mom, Crazy Spencer. Okay? Yeah. And let's go to the phone lines. I have someone here that hid their relationship with their dad's coach.

Whoa. With their dad's coach. I want to get them on the line, but they're currently busy. All right, let's go to number two on the phone lines if we can, line two, line two if we can't. Berto, if you can hear me, can you open the door and let him know? Sorry, you guys, technical difficulties. Yeah, man, I guess this guy, what's his name again? Ben.

It's easy to say that him and that lady are doing the tango. Right, and it takes two. And it takes two? To make the thing. You were holding that, huh? It's because we're trying to. I love that. I appreciate that.

I'm trying to stretch it. Yeah. You stretch it. Yeah. You stretch it. Let's go. Susie. Susie, Jimmy's tell late.

Susie. What's up, Susie? Oh, my God. I feel like my story's so unique. So if anybody knows me, they're going to know what's me. But anyway. Oh, I want to know your unique stories. I think I know who you are.

It's Susie, y'all. No. You're so unique. Okay. Who in a relationship in your life or what's going down? Okay, so my son's coach. So we've been going to this park for about maybe. five years. What league?

And, huh? What league, basketball, and soccer. What city? What city? What city? Oh, gosh. We're getting too close now. Okay, we'll park then. That's fine. Boyle Heights. Boyle Heights. We're getting close. We're getting close. How many parks and boy heights, everyone?

Okay. Ah! Okay. If you know someone that goes, but she's excited. Susie, just snitch out yourself. We're here already, girl. Yeah. We're already. Because are the first people I told this to us to us.

Oh, yes. Why are you hiding it? Why are you hiding it? So, okay, so I'm hiding it mostly because that's my son's coach. Duh. I've been knowing him for like four or five years. Duh. Duh.

Yeah. And, you're a friend that he's teaching you moves. What's it? I have a nine-month-old daughter. Hold on, hold on. We got to do the math. Hold on. Hold on the second there, Susie from Boyle Hyde.

Oh, senora. Yes. Four years, but you have a nine-month-old. Susie. But we haven't been seeing it until our four years. We just started seeing it until like four months ago. Like, you know what I mean? Him and I.

Your daughter was five months. I've been knowing him for five years, five four, five years. But we've never like, he kind of text me before like at four in the morning, three in the morning. But I'm like, what the heck this guy? And he would tell me, oh, I was an act and I was drunk. I'm sorry. I have another year. I mean, oh, another Susie and my phone.

and so I was trying to text to Susie, but I text to you. And I was like, oh, it's okay. And then I would tell the mom's like, oh, it's kind of weird. He texts me. Anyway, so I did nothing about it. The team mom? All the team moms. Oh, yeah.

So they must talk about him. They must talk about him. What's his coach name? He's so freaking hot. Oh, I can't say his name. No, I can. All right. Coach Enrique.

Coach what? Yeah. Okay, so let me keep those stories. I'm dropping off my daughter. It's good. Let's hire to be quiet. Okay, so anyway, so I have a daughter and I met her dad at the park too, okay?

The same park? The park is the same park? Oh, my God. This is an active park. You gotta stay away from that park. Yeah. What park is it? It was an accident.

It just happened. Oh, yeah. It just happened with the lineage fire smell? What are you doing over there? The baby's going crazy. Anyway, so then we ended up having a baby, but we didn't end up working out. I just, I was just lost feelings for this guy. And so I kind of didn't want to keep it cordial, but he got his feelings hurt.

So my son's daughter, I mean, my son's father is just an asshole. Anyway, long story. No bad word. No bad word. No, sorry. He's a meaning. He's a meaning. Yeah, there is.

Long three short, he's at the park, too. So when there's tournaments, like, it's like the guy that I'm seeing, like, she's seeing who's there, the coach. And then my daughter's son. So nobody knows about it. It's a big secret. No, you said she told. No, no.

She just talked to the team moms about like, oh, he texts me. That was not that, hey, now he's doing more to me. Okay. You know? Yeah. I started putting it out there, though. Hey, he texts me. He's crazy.

Okay. Okay, wait. Sorry. It's okay. Hello? Just drop. Just put that baby on the crib of. welcome.

Stop. I'm taking the baby to daycare right now. Hurry out. Okay, let me see if I get this straight while you gather your thoughts in the baby. Okay. So you have a few, you have three kids, I'm assuming? You're two kids. No, I'm going to have a 12-year-old and I have my 9-month-old.

Okay, 12-year- and 9-month-old. You've known the coach for four years. He's coached your kid for a long time. And he's just cool. Like, he's cool. You get along with him. At the same park, you met your baby daddy, like a year. ago or a year and a half ago.

Yeah, like two years ago. Two years ago. You guys had a baby, but it didn't work out. Okay, so now you're at the park, you're chilling. You see baby daddy because he's there too for the games of practice. But now you and the coach start hitting it off. Yes. The 12-year-old dad.

Yeah, so there's two baby daddy. There's two baby daddies. Yeah, there's two baby daddies. But the nine-month baby daddy, he doesn't go to the park anymore, does he? He still goes. He still goes. So you got both your baby daddies and your current. fleeing at the park. No. No, no, no, no. My other baby daddy, no. My son's 12, remember that. So my other baby

daddy, we're cool. He's a good dad. He's cool. He's a good daddy. Oh, man, actually, we do because he goes to see him lucky. Yeah, he goes to see him late. Yeah. I was right there with you. This is so funny. It's so bad. We know her story more than she knows. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy girl. Boyle Heights. Oh, this story is bad. It's getting worse. What park? What park is it? Do we know? No custody.

I'm not telling you guys. Prop is it? No, the parks in. I know. I have one pulled up already. Just laugh when we say it. All right. I'm going to tell you guys, it's Lincoln Heights.

Lincoln Heights. Lincoln Heights Park. Lincoln Heights Park. In Bull Heights? No, don't look that up. There's two of them. You don't know which one. Oh, there's two of them.

Girl. Which one do they have football practice at? Lincoln Heights Recreation Center. It's soccer and soccer. Oh, food boy. You guys. You guys don't. Lincoln,

Lincoln, Headsen Recreation Center. Okay. If you are the coach of a lady, of a lady's son that has a 12-year-old and a nine-month-old. Two baby daddies. Walking around just like circling the area. Two baby daddies. She keeps looking for men at parks.

That's crazy, girl. That's so bad. Take me to the bush over there. Oh, my God. Symed. See, amen. the park waiting for you. She wants to be, I'm going to burn a park again.

That sounds so bad. Girl, stop cussing, you little dirty-fowl. I'm sorry. I feel already dirty, guys. You're making me feel so dirty. Oh, we do that. That's because you're getting down and dirty at the park. Yeah.

But it wasn't at the park, okay? You just meet at the park. Is this still going on with the coach? It is, but we got to have a little argument. But yeah, it is. But is this going to be your man? Or is this just like a hookup? You know what?

Honestly, he's younger than I am. And it's just nice to have someone, you know? And honestly, it's been great. Yeah. So, like, great, you know. Yeah. How long after having this baby did you even go for it? Because this baby is months old.

He's nine months. Yeah, nine. But, so it just, like, like, like, maybe like three months ago. But I just So in that time you broke up with that baby daddy No, the baby daddy broke up when I was pregnant Because I wasn't feeling him anymore Oh

That wasn't feeling him anymore And I'm so dependent Yeah, you're so independent That I didn't even I was like I really want another baby And so okay it gets worse to sort Wait so you want a third baby daddy There's so much going on

There's so much A Power 106 number one for hip hop in Buena Park Shout us to all that brothers in Buena Park By the way We are minutes away from 8.30 when we are giving away $1,000. Well, I have your attention. Yes. $1,000, $8.30.

Brown bags, cash grab. Yes, $1,000. So, Susie. You're everywhere, Susie. You're everywhere. Did you drop off the baby already? I already did. Yeah, I'm going to make on now.

Went to work. So you're independent lady. You don't need no man. But you keep, they keep passing by. They keep. They can take you stops at your book. What? Yeah, I want a man, but just to have a, I mean, to have me just please me, you know, a little bit.

Like, you know, just, yeah. And I like that, like, I don't know. I like that, like, when I see him at the park, it's like, you know, that feeling of, like, adrenaline. I like that. Like, nobody knows. It's a secret, you know, and, like, we see each other eye contact. I don't know. It just kind of turns me on a little bit, which is so weird.

It's bad. Yeah, that's real. Yeah. Turned on at the park is crazy. So what else? I know. It's bad. It's bad.

And then he'll text me on the side, like, hey, we should go to the room. And I'm like, no. The room? There's a room? There's a room in there? Yeah, we should go to the ballroom. Like, that's like a meeting room. Like, that's like, you've done it before, huh?

Goodness. No, I promise. No, I haven't. No, that I have. That I would not do. Like, I have more respect for my children than that, you know. Oh, yeah. More respect.

More respect. More respect. Thank you. Because your pastrammi sandwich needs a break. She had a break No, it had a break No, he didn't have a break You had a baby

Just came out And they just got I was trained for nine months Then I went Another seven months Cause I think Okay honestly I think it's like Two, three months

I'm sorry it's that We've been just doing this But yeah No it was a break It was almost two years You know A nine months of pregnancy You know

No No no No no It needs to heal It needs to heal The stitches are still on there Oh, no, there was no stitches. There was no stitches.

Girl, it's no stitches. There's a lot of room for the baby to come out. It's fine. He's still one at the hospital a baby. Oh, God, it sounds even worse, huh? Susie, you're crazy. It's worse that there's no stitches. Just wide open.

Come on in, woo-hoo. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, where's this park at? No, no, Greg, stay away. Hey, you know baseball, right? You know how to coach? What are we playing here? What's more?

You don't get to thank you. Soccer? Go messy or something. Where are the small shorts, Greg? Where's the small shorts? Yeah, yeah. We all fit! Everybody's in it.

Let's get the hell out of here. Hold on. Okay, Susie. I feel like people are definitely going to know who you are. Yes, Susie. I know. They probably are. My voice is like not, like, it's kind of unique.

You know, have a raspy voice. Mm-hmm. And I'd be like, what's her? It's all right. Okay. It is what it is. Is this going to be your man? Are you going to make it official?

Um, I don't think so, honestly. I don't think, no. You know, I just, I need a man. He's fun for what it is, you know. Okay. Okay. Susie, thank you for calling. Hold on the line.

What's the team's name? Yeah, we can support it? We can support it. We can support us. We can be a sponsor. Yeah. Does a little A.D. Need cleats or something?

Or what's up? Hey, Susie, tell us right now. What's the team's name? What's team's names? We can sponsor it? No, we're not going there. But anyway, I love you guys. We just want to support the little Lincoln Heights Dodgers.

Yeah, but my new bat or something The little giants Oh my goodness This is crazy We're on the crazy train We are And we got another stop We got Mia

Mia and Van Nuys Now keep in mind We're talking about Relationships you kept from somebody We're not talking about your partner That's cheating That's completely different Like you kept it from someone

Did you keep it from your mom Your dad, your kids Did you keep it from your baby mama That you co-parent with And why, okay We've had some crazy stories so far Mia Hello Mia

No, Mia? Hi. Mia, talk to us. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Turn down your radio. Take me off. Take me off speaker. Turn the radio off.

Okay. E, when you guys say, I'm annoying, I hear it. Okay. 300 years of radio and people still don't get it. No, it's okay. It's okay. They're nervous. Okay.

No, no, no, I'm sorry. It's not so sorry. It's not so. It's okay, Mia. They want to hear themselves. You're going to make it up right now. Who did you keep a relationship from? So, like, I kept the relationship from.

my dad because I was I was I was dating his best friend for like 10 years. What my gosh. The same age as your dad? The seigneur, a senior, a boy. He's like, no, he was like a little bit younger than my dad, but just like a little bit. Like a year? That was supposed to be uncle. Yeah.

Whatever. Whatever his name was. No, no. So I just knew him. Like, he lived out of state. Like, he used to live in New York. And when I met him, like, for the first time.

I was a kid. He didn't even remember me. So, like, he never, it wasn't weird. It wasn't weird. He didn't,

like I said, he didn't even remember me. It wasn't until, like, wow. You're all grown up, aren't you? I don't remember. I didn't remember you.

I didn't remember. Wow. Where did you get those? I don't remember your 10th birthday. You're 18 already? I remember him because he always had, like, like crazy hair styles and stuff.

So he, he kind of stuck out to me. And then. He did some time in prison. And when he came out, he came looking for my dad. And I looked at him like, wow, you've really changed. And so I kind of stepped to him. I was like in my mid-20s.

Okay. So I kind of like stepped to him. And he was kind of like, I don't know, you know, your dad and me are like best friends and stuff. And so, you know, we ended up in persuading him. And so, you know, we ended up in a, You seduce your dad's friend? Yeah, he was like my dad's dad's. What were you doing?

How did you did? What I did? Tell me what you did. What I did to persuade him? Yeah. Oh, we're on the radio, guys. Well, keep it PG. And we're listening. Keep in mind the girls are asking.

No, no, no. So I just told him, I said, well, you know, my dad's not here, but, you know, you can always give me his number. You can always give me your number. And I'll make sure, like, you know, he gets to you. and I think he saw like this look in my eye and he was like oh okay and I think he was like kind of curious

to see where it was gonna go like I don't think he thought I was serious about it until I was like until I showed him I was like serious about it how you sent him a photo huh no no no no this was this was like some time ago they still had photo

it's that look how did you show until I showed him How did you know, like I said, like when he came to the house to look for my dad, like, trust me, I gave him, I gave him like that look. Like, I looked in like up and down. Yeah, I gave him that look like, yeah, you know, trust me, I can let it get your number, you know. I'll hold on to it too. Oh. So then you guys started hooking up.

Then you start smashing your dad's friend. Yeah, then we started hooking up. And then, you know, it became hard because, like, that was like the best I've ever had in my life. And that prison theater. That prison theater. When he turned me over. I didn't want to let it go. He didn't want to let it go either, but we knew that we couldn't have like an open relationship.

Yeah. So he still has his girlfriend. I still had like my boyfriend and my boyfriend. Wait. Oh. No, we even had kids. Like I had my own, I had my own kids. He had his own kids.

Oh, my goodness. His own grandkids. But we still. maintain this relationship for like over 10 plus years. Wow. And you didn't catch feelings then? Like would you get jealous or nothing? You were fine. You never wanted it to be serious then. No, there were a couple times where I got jealous, but then I kind of like caught myself. Like no, no, girl, you can't do this. Yeah. And your dad never found out. There were a couple of, yeah, and there were a couple times where he got jealous and I was like, okay,

whoa, we can't do that. And you never found out. I mean, your dad's never found out, ever. He never, no, he never found out. Like, he didn't have like a, he didn't have like a clue about it. Like, it was a very unliked matchup. So no one knew about it. His daughter. Yeah. And then they're talking, well, Mia's such a real, she's such a good girl.

Yeah, she's such a good girl. And he's like, oh, yeah, she's a real good girl. She's a real good girl. She's a real good girl. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And when I tell her to come, she does. Oh. Yeah. She listens. on her. Period. Period. That's true.

That is true. Mia. You're out of control. Are they still homies? You're not with them. Are they still homies? No. So my dad actually, my dad actually passed away a few years ago.

I'm sorry. No, it's okay. But yeah, he was probably more heartbroken than I was. Conscience. Of your dad passing away? Yeah. because he knew what he did. Yeah, conscience.

Oh, he was heartbroken. His friend passed away and didn't know he was sleeping. Don't worry, I'm going to take care of everybody. We got it down here. We even talked about it. Like, we even talked about it and everything. But, like, you know, it was no hard feelings, you know, after that. And, you know, we're still friends.

What if heaven is finding out everything you didn't know in life? Like, what if your dad knows now? Oh, he's watching. Well, I, so I was going to get to the story of, like, how he kind of found out or what actually happened. So my, so his best friend, you know, like I said, he had a baby mom. And so one time I was texting him and she went through his phone. And she saw the message where I was like, hey, you know, I'm alone right now. You come over.

Oh. And so she took down my phone number. and she actually like ended up finding out who I was and when she found out who I was she went straight to my dad Oh She knew like where they hung out and stuff And so she went there

She was like, I know what you're doing Your daughter sleeping with my baby father And it was like this whole thing And his response to that was Well they're adults so Oh you're that He knew that. He knew.

He knew. He knew that he was too heartbroken to tell you guys what he knew. Embarrassment. Embarrassed. Yeah. He knew. Like he just didn't want to confront it. Say it out loud.

Yeah, he knew. He definitely knew. That's a natural. His buddy was in prison. He didn't want to get stabbed. I get it. What? I get it.

I don't want to confront my buddy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. My come back to prison. Because that was crazy. Why'd you get in with him? He's the crazy. one.

Shut up. These stories are crazy. They are. Should we keep going? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. We're talking about relationships you've hidden from somebody in your life.

If it's a parent, if it's your kids, if it's your best friends, anything of that nature. We're talking about it because good old Ben over here, who hit us up. He's about to hide his relationship with his daughter's dance instructor from everybody because baby mama told him, you could go do whatever you want, just don't bring it around my kid. And then look, it's a dance instructor. All around the kid. So at least he knows he's not alone. Yeah. Lisa, Lisa in mobile.

What's that, Lisa? Hello. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. It's all the girls calling in. Lisa, talk to us. What relationship did you hide, you little giggly goose? Talk to us. Keeping secret.

Only women. Spencer calling too. I had my house and I needed some pool work done and I knew that my daughter's brother-in-law. So her husband's brother. Okay. Worked on pool. Your daughter's husband's brother. Not the pool guy.

Yeah. Okay. The pool boy. So I said, hey, can you, can you have him come over and check out my pool? Yeah. It's wet. It's wet. My pool's wet.

Something's wrong with it. It's squirting water everywhere. I hadn't met him before. My daughter swears it I had, but I said, no, I don't think. When he was a little boy? Yes. Oh my god. My daughter was with her husband for 17 years.

And I was married, so I really didn't hang out with them. Well, when he came over. Good. Oh, my God. So he came over to fix your pool. And what happened? Now he's all grown up, has muscles. Carritas, you grew up.

Oh, my God. He had muscles. He still has muscles. girl. She's having flashbacks. Okay, so he came over to clean the pool. What happens? We just kind of started flirting, and then one night he asked me out.

And, well, first we started flirting at Christmas. They all came over, and we were playing poker. He started touching my leg under the table, the poker table. And then we ended up going out, hooking. up and we were hooking up for like four months and then one day we went to go play pool because I kept asking him how old are you how old are you he wouldn't tell me he was like old enough old enough classic line when you go to play pool you have to give your driver's license well when you're under 21 your driver's

license is vertical vertical vertical oh no so I smashed that out of his hand out of the bartender's hand and he was 21 I will say that okay good but I'm he's 20 years younger than me so you're 41 so but he was 21 so I was 40 41 and then I was like oh my god oh my god I don't know what I'm doing and this is crazy. I don't. But, you know, it was just too good. It was just too good. It was just too good.

It's crazy. So did you hide this relationship from your daughter and her husband that you're with her daughter's brother-in-law? Not just them, but my son, too, because he's older than my son. He's older than your son. Good, good. Have you known him for? Older than my son, but younger than my daughter.

Yeah, him and my son almost as same age. It's like your middle child. And they were together for 17 years. You met that for when he was four? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, Lisa! That's true.

She was giving this for Capri's sons at one point, dog. But she doesn't remember. But she doesn't remember. I got little. He's got to see them. You've grown up, dude. I guess I guess he kept turning at New Year's one year. My dog had a feeling.

So she snatched my phone. She snatched my phone and she found out. It was ugly. Her mother-in-law found out. Oh, la seora. Oh, my God. Because they thought they were having a New Year's for the families to be together, but it was so you can see your man.

Oh, my God. Okay. Did that ruin New Year's or did you still have him as your New Year's kiss? Like, did you guys just be like everything already? That ruined New Year's. And he got kicked out of his mom's house. He got kicked out over you? So he had to come stay with me.

Wow. You have a new mommy now. Fast forward. We're going to let that kid live on the streets. Fast forward, what? Fast forward. It's been 11 years. And now everybody, everybody's okay with it now.

But my daughter's now divorced, but I'm still in the family. So you're 50. So you're 50 right now. Yeah, we're still together. He's 30. He's 30 and 50. 32 and 50. Wow. Send the photo.

Yeah, we need a photo of this. We want to see you guys. You guys never let go. So you guys were the ones that worked out. Your daughter and her man didn't work out. But this. Yeah. And then my grandkids, okay, so my grandkids are his are his nieces.

Yeah. So I finally sat them down and I talked to them and told them and they were like, oh, we knew that. Like all of our kids knew. We've done for a long time. And his sister-in-law turned into his stepdaughter. Yes. Wow. One very important question I have.

Who cleans the pool now? Huh? Who cleans the pool now? I didn't understand that way. Who cleans the pool? Your pool. Oh. Are you kidding me?

This house doesn't have a pool because he says he won't have a house with a pool But I hope to start his own business Because we know how you are That's how you mentioned that you know Yeah, that's how he met you We don't even have a bathtub We can't trust We just have a regatta right after not

Because you don't you can't We're calientas and you're pool guys We started a business together And then And bought a house house together and we're all here. Nice. Yeah.

We're all good. And he does all the fixing of all the things. Because for the record, he hit on her. Yeah. She's 52 right now. Mm-hmm. He hit on her because she gave him the okay. Okay.

Come on. Her pool wasn't even. She was like, yeah. Her pool wasn't even dirty that day. It was December. It was December. We don't know. She didn't have water in that park.

Angie, Angie, we always blame the woman here. It's her fault. All right. Let's go to. Crystal. Crystal. And, there's more.

And you know what, Crystal? Crystal, you're a crazy girl too. Crystal, good morning. Good morning. Good morning, brown bag. Crystal. We're talking about people that hid relationships. I ain't you're laughing right now.

You hit a whole marriage. You hit a whole... I did. I hid a whole marriage. Uh-oh. What? Well, I was with my ex-husband. Obviously, it didn't work out.

we were together for 10, 11 years. However, even during the relationship before we getting married, not a lot of people knew about him, only some people knew because he was in prison. Oh. Oh, no. Prison wedding. Have you had a prison wedding?

Then we went, yep, I went ahead, a prison wedding that nobody knew about except his mom. His mom, yeah, yeah. Child's all the homies in prison. We're listening right now. Yes. So you hit it to your family? Yes, I hit it from my family.

I am my mom's only daughter. I'm the youngest, and I went and had myself at prison wedding. I mean, he didn't have to hide. It's not like he's around. Yeah, it's easy to hide. Super easy to hide. It was easier to hide because not like he would come around. Well, it wasn't that easy because after we got married, I think like a month or so after he got out.

Oh, okay. You guys couldn't wait, dog. And when he got out, we still never told anybody for probably like six months or more. Did your family know him already? Was he part of the family? Or did you know him before he got locked up? He was not part of the family. So did you pen pal or how did you even, how'd you meet him?

I met him before he went in. Okay. For a very, very short time. And because I have a huge heart and I'm full of empathy, I stayed in contact with him. My mom did meet him once in. He did go with me once to visit in prison. And that was it. But I have told her brothers, they didn't know anything.

They didn't know anything. I mean, they knew about him, but they had never met him. And they didn't know until, I think, like, six months after everybody kind of figured it out and put two and two together. How do you propose? He proposed behind a glass. Oh. Did he make a ring for you? Actually, I bought my own ring.

Well, okay, he proposed and then you both... Yeah. Okay, okay. It was so romantic. I bought my own ring. Oh, it was so, it was so romantic. And then you have the officiant there that does it and it's like... Oh, no, I'm talking about proposal.

When he proposed you, did he put his hand? Did he put his hand to the glass and you put your hand on the glass? No. No. And then all you hear is, Rodriguez, time's up. Yeah. Yep. Wrap it up, buddy.

You gotta get back. Let me just give her a hug. One hug and one kiss. Let's go. One hug and one kiss. That's love. You guys still together? Oh.

No. I divorced him. Oh. I divorced in 2020. Oh, it didn't work out. Why? Oh, hell. No, no, it did not work out.

No, no, it did not work out. What happened? Going back to jail. Um, if it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it must be a duck. Some people never change their old ways. He's back in a nutshell. In a nutshell, he went back to the jail.

What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Just so you know, you listening, yes, you listening and driving. I don't know if you know this, but Brownback Mornings has powers now. Oh, yeah. We have California Highway Powers, CHP.

We took a buddy ride with the California Highway Patrol last week. Right along. And Loki, I feel like we're honorary chips at this point. Oh, man. What? That was an incredible feeling. So much power in your hands. So much power.

I'm going to tell you right now, we were out on these mean streets of Los Angeles. We were running and gun in. We were giving tickets, taking names, and crying about it. Oh, yeah. Okay. Half of us in this room felt really bad for giving away tickets. Oh, yeah. And then Vic felt amazing.

Yeah. It was incredible. No, I didn't give a ticket I wanted to, though, but she gave a warning. I don't know. Officer Phillips was a little softy for that one, but I was like so, I was so, like, ready. And then the lady happened to be from, like, Switzerland or something. That got the ticket. I do not know the language.

I'm sorry, I did not know I'm supposed to do this. And then it was like, it was just like, okay, all right, I understand. Like, you know, just make sure that, you know, because she showed her international license, all this stuff. I was like, I didn't even know that existed. You just learned so much while you're on that little ride-along. Hey, this all started because of the homie Talavera that came in here and he was wrapping his booty off and he's gone all viral and famous. And then we're like, hey, bro, we got, and shout to Officer Zamoran who made sure everybody came through and we're like, let's go on freaking ride-alongs. Let's be cops.

Greg, concrete, excuse me. You guys, you dressed up? Yeah, I dressed up. I dressed up. Like a? I did, well, first of all, we did pull over three people. What did you dress up as? Because they were wearing the uniform and what were you wearing?

I was wearing a security guard off. A security guard. You were? Like the one? Get at the swap meet? Yeah, no. It was a target security. Target security.

Wow. And we actually did pull over three people. Damn. And we, you know, he was giving me the option. Like, man, what do you want to do? And I could tell, I can tell right now I don't have the heart of a cop. Maybe, I don't know, because I would, I gave everybody warnings, go home. Oh, really?

Oh, that's so nice to me. Yes. Yes. We ended up pulling people over and I felt so scared. And we were texting and chat like, you guys, I feel so scared. We just took, put someone over for it. And by the way, you guys, hey, if you're on your phone, they catch you like in seconds. Oh, yeah, dude.

Oh, it's so easy. I learned that. So easy to see. I'm going to pull up into the freeway and then tell me, like, see how fast it's going to take you to find someone on their phone. And it's like, oh, my God. And he kind of gave me a little secret. He was like, we don't, we don't pull up next to you to see you. We pull maybe six feet behind you and we look at the side of your mirror to look in

side to see what you're doing. Oh my gosh. Because by the time they pull up to the side, you're already dropping it. So in order for them to see the side, it's like they don't, we don't pull up right next to you. They're looking at you through your side view. Yeah.

That blind spot is a CHP spot. Yeah, so just so you know, guys, I infiltrated the CHP. I'm giving you guys all the clues right now. Because Con was like, I need a badge. What? Yeah. Con was like, I need a whole bad. Like, once I put on that bulletproof vest,

I was like, I don't know. Right? I wish something would go down right now. Yeah, I wish someone would try to do a high-speed pursuit on me. I was over there like, do you need backup? She's like, no. Back up, no. Let's stay in the car?

Yeah, she didn't let me out the car. No, I feel like I did. If I ever was a police officer or CHP or anyone with authority, I would have wanted to do one thing and I was able to do that. What? I did a traffic break is what they call it. Oh, when they're like going from side to side. So when they stopped the freeway and then they do the, like, cute little figure eight.

Yeah. And they get out and they pick something out. Because it's like a good citizens thing. I've told you before, I call the cops all the time. Like, I snitch on like, hey, there's a, there's a cart in the third lane. Hey, there's a, I don't know, there's a fire on the side of the freeway. Like, I'm one of those call-ins. So we stopped traffic and we got out and we took the tire.

We were taking selfies. What? I'm like, all these people hate us. Like, you're being in the front of the line of that stop, you're just like, hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. I got places to go. I gave tickets to.

a girl on her phone and we were literally right next to her and he's like count how long until she until she looks like 30 seconds before she noticed that stage p was right next to her yeah it was cool it was cool and it's funny because because they were like hey we're having fun on a ride-along so we're just going to give you a break and the girl's like 19 she's I don't give if you're having fun yeah like I don't care no she's looking at it's like what the hell what the hell is you guys having fun on a media ride-along how to do with me let the you're better than me I would have been like she's resisting.

Get her! Jesus. Greg, you were crying, you're sad. I don't know. I hated every second of it. We pulled over one person, right? For the phone. The officer was like, he was cool as hell, cool as hell, cool as hell.

But after that, he was on the hunt to look for other people. He was like, we're going to pull over other people. I was like, not dog, like, do you're good, you're good, you're good. We ended up running into Angie. Hi. Angie, you got like the cop of all cops. Oh, yeah. Your officer was like, okay.

Officer Hendry, yeah. Four tickets, right? So she was like, oh, yeah, we gave out four tickets. When my cop heard that, he was like, I need to step my game up. And he was looking for everybody and anything to pull somebody. That's crazy. He was cool, no, no, no, no. They went on a whole side quest.

Yeah, you went differently. They filled the music video. They went to Concrete's house. We did not. We did a skit, went viral, 1.4 million views. You know what that? They have their own game plan. Yeah.

I went to my house. I was a hero. My kids came by. That was cool. Angie pulled over at Baisa. Yeah, dude, the whole time, same, Greg, I felt horrible. And the whole time I kept telling him, like, you don't want to give him a warning? Dude, there was a point that she saw five people.

One of them, she made him cry. And I thought, I'm like, oh, you're going to forgive him. And she's like, no. She's like, just because they're having a bad day makes them stop that because they're having a bad day, they're not going to ruin someone else's day. Dog. Yeah. Logic.

She was very like, logic and reason right there. I think everybody about blocking. I think because I'm a cop now. I did. Because I pulled up. My kids brought there. I had a vest on. I'm kissing everybody.

Hey, he's undercover. We were back home later. Maybe. He's giving away stickers. Crazy. Hey, shout out to everybody. What was your officer's name? Officer Chanel.

That's her first name. Yeah, Phillips. Officer Chanel. Big up to the officers that let us do a ride along with him. This is so cool. And we're going to put up a vlog. And it's going to include your viral video, no? Yeah.

You're going to see concrete pulling over people. Oh, yeah. They let them. In his security office. Zool, come here? Now what's going on? Cheese Mason with Angie. Okay.

When you guys say something gay, normally you say no homo or... Pause. That's the new thing, right? Yeah, pause. Hey, yo. Okay, no. There's the new one. It's not gay if it's on camera.

Oh, God. Yeah, or apparently this is what this guy tells his girlfriend when he does gay stuff on camera. Listen. My boyfriend is only gay when the cameras are rolling. He makes me feel a little bit insecure. He'll bring up how a man feels better. The guys, they don't have the emotional spot, you know? Like, I can't have a relationship with one, though.

It's more just, like, to have fun with. This has always been my rule since day one. If the cameras are on, it's not gay. Okay, so what is he talking about? Does he make movies or... So he is a content creator. and he does like guy on guy stuff, right? Oh my gosh.

And he's saying, you know, love doesn't judge, you guys. It doesn't mean anything for him because I actually found other clips and he's talking about like, you know what? He can't perform or do those videos in front of his girl. Personally, choose not to watch his content. I wouldn't be able to perform if you were watching because when I'm alone with the guy,

I want like our time, like, kind of like to bro out. If you're there, you kind of like mess up the browness, you know what I mean? And maybe it's the money that turns me on. It's the guys that turn me on. Whatever gets me going like I'm into. But he's not gay. He's straight.

Gay. He's straight. He was explaining it and he's like, you know what? As content creators, like videos with a girl, like, you know, it doesn't make that much money. But when it's like a guy on guy, it's like he makes a lot more money. What kind of content is like only fans? I'm not quite sure. Or is it?

Yeah. Gay content. That's what it is. I don't know. But he makes. Because is that really your step sister? You get me? So, oh, so he's like, oh, I'm acting.

It's for the cameras. He makes. Dude, this is, this is yucky, guys. I don't want to be doing this. You think I want this? I love the money. I love the money. But he said it feels better.

But he says, but I want the money. But there's no emotion of connection. But they're broling out. They're broling out. And he's like, I don't want any girls around anywhere. I don't want to look at those yucky girls. Blowing my bros, man. What's going on?

He's gay for pay. He's just saying that he's straight. I wonder how the gay community would feel about this, though. It's like, okay, he's just pretending to be gay. He's a fake. Yeah, so like, are you using us? Like, if that was. Yeah, the lifestyle.

He makes $60,000 a month filming that. A month? Yeah. Oh, now you're changing your mind, huh? Great. What are we doing here, guys? That's not enough, man. Let's catch it out.

Are you okay? Are you guys fine? I'm gonna make $60,000 a year or month. Oh, way mores. Way more. I think that straight guys do like to clown very sussy. The guys in the room here. Yeah.

Yeah, it's just clowning. It's funny. Yeah, but they're straight. But their clown is gay stuff. Yeah. It's just clowning. Yeah. Because it makes you uncomfortable.

It's funny. No, but it's like it doesn't make you. You're like, he, oh, I'm going to draw a penis on his face. That's funny. The minute it's not funny is when somebody actually is. Then that's when it's like, well, what's the funny in that? That's just their life. Oh, you're gay.

Yeah. It's not funny no more. Exactly, yeah. It takes all the fun out of it. I'll be gay. Go be gay, dude. Like concrete did the weather and he did the Weeho. Oh, true.

Yeah. But he's straight. We're just clowning. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to be like, hey, let's go to Weho today. There's something wrong. Weel's awesome.

It's fun. Some bars. The elephant truck bar. Have you guys been... Not just kidding. You go what? I guess at what point does it cross the line? Because it's like it's all he-haw until then.

When does it cross the line? Well, he's saying it's just... When swords touch, that's when it crossed the line. But he's saying it's not gay if it's on camera. So he's just pretending. I can see what he's saying, man. But that's a far pretend, dog. See, like I pretend, you know, I, you know, I did the skit just this past week,

and I pretend that I was in the back of a car car and I was getting, that I was snitching. I was kidding, man, I wasn't, you know? It's not funny if you actually snitches. No, no, then it's not funny. This guy, you know. He's gay. He's gay. No, he's actually gay.

He just won't admit it? Yeah, he's gay. He won't admit it to himself. Yeah. Let me play it again. My boyfriend is only gay when the cameras are rolling. He makes me feel a little bit insecure. He'll bring up how a man feels better.

The guys, they don't have the emotional spot, you know? Like, I can't have a relationship with one. It's more just, like, to have fun with. I can't imagine me like all the cameras up. Hey, get the hell off of me, guys. Who knows? Hey, that's gay. Get that out of there.

Get that out of there, buddy. Enough is enough. That's what you call it. That's not how it works. I don't know. I don't know. He said they're broing out. He said they're broing out.

And cut. Suckermil. Yeah. Yeah. Regressamel. Sackal, Sackala, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I just want it back. Regresamela. Unhand me. Okay, yeah, backens to all. I'm gonna'clock. All?

Yeah, okay, yeah. All right. Thank you, Angie. Corte, corte, I don't know. I think we didn't get the answer. We didn't, but that's the new thing.

It's not gay if it's on camera. Hey, yeah, yeah. Hey, Scott. Tell the studio is. What's nine plus Find your line? Look at this studio. Ooh.

All right, pretty, just check it out. You want to catch a flight without catching the fare. You got to stop doing these things, right? Because 2,500 people in the U.S. got surveyed recently and 42% saying that flying etiquette has gotten worse over the last five years. And 52% put more of the blame on the passengers than the airlines. And let me tell you one thing. I fly a lot.

My homie Gregori right here has been flying a lot as well. And let me tell you right now, he does this thing. dog that just pisses me on. What does he do? You know what he does? And he does it here too, dog. What? He brings a stinky little burgundy blanket everywhere he goes.

And it's not a throw blanket. It's a full-on co-vija, dog. Yeah, what co-jah? That's how he wrote. He gets to the airport and a co-vita, fool, like wrapped around. And then he's carrying a DJ equipment. San Marcos? A stray San Marcos, tiger having

what's the hell? Burgundy, stinky-looking black. I'm like, fool. Wash it. And he's, Walking through the airport with this Covica on, not even like on him. He's wrapped in it, dog.

I know what you're talking about. Everybody looks at me crazy. So many dreams, bro. And then not only that, but like, it's dragging his DJ bag, his luggage bag. Covica's dragging on the ground. I was like, dog. Yeah.

Okay. Thank God he's on TSA pre-check. I feel like I'm winning because it's like, I have a blanket. You guys don't. I'm comfortable. Yeah. Yeah.

Food. No. Just be a man and be cold. I've been cold. I got here. I'm not even going to get a jacket. You are not cold ever. We see all the hair on your arms and your back and you're never cold.

That helps. I have a built inside Marcos. Yes, you do. Bro, just be cold. It's okay to be cold. I don't never have to look for Greg. I'm just like, where's up? There's a burrito.

Literally. The burgan. And then the color full burgundy. Just stands out. Yeah. Okay. But what does I have to do with etiquette? That's, that's etiquette.

You shouldn't carry that around. All right? This guy's giving me stuff for carrying a blanket around. Yet. What? What? What? He carries around like three luggagees for one pair of pants. Oh.

I got to be prepared, man. He never knows. He has like outfits. Yeah, yeah, he does. He does. I pack, I pack, if it's two days, I pack for five. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just in case something goes down.

He doesn't know what's going to happen. There might be a dinner party. There might be a room. Yeah. Well, go to the mall and he'll buy more clothes to add on to that too as well. He's a baddie. Just too. Okay.

It's like a hater. Yeah. We're going to put this at Kahn? Where are you going to put this? And then I'm putting everything in other people's luggage. Souvenirs. Actually have your superiors. Okay.

Because, okay, so I go flying with my kids, right? Yes. And recently, the person in front of them has checked them for kicking the seat. And then I'm like, God damn, I have the kids. I have the kids that are out. And then I'll tell them, like, don't be fucking kicking the seat. But, like, there's this lady that turned around like dogged my seven years. year old and I'm just like wait that's his seat yeah but don't kick that's part of his because

we can put our stuff in there and we can girl if you could put your thing your thing back and get in my little space he should be able to put his feet somewhere let the one go over and kick the back of your seat we put our stuff under that said seat we put our things in that the little net is for that the little takedown thing is in that seat right okay so I don't know I don't know I just feel like I don't know what territory is because it's just because it's it's your baby That's why you're like justifying it. But also like she puts her thing all the way back. Yeah, that's not that's not etiquette.

That's not good etiquette either. I always like, feel like. Yeah, there's people that don't like you putting your thing back, your chair back. And real quick, I'm going to give you the top five real quick. Five, most agree you should get off the plane roll by roll. Oh, that irks room. People start getting up as soon as the plane just lands. Like, sit down, dog.

Just sit down, dog. All right, number four, only one percent say pajamas are acceptable. Greg? It's a blanket. They're not. No, that's a part of the. the bed, dog. Pajamas to the plat.

Have said you should ask if it's okay to recline your seat. Yeah, people don't be asked us. No, I literally. Barefoot on the plane? Okay, I've done it once, never again. Barefoot? Yeah, well, not barefoot. Like, I'll take my leg.

Yeah, like, if I have sandals on, I'll take the sandals off and I'll just kind of like chill, you know? And then the last one's loud conversations without, without headphones. Yeah, that makes sense. That's the one that people are the most annoyed about. Oh, okay. And then you're the most annoyed about Greg. It's Gobiakas.

You know what? If it was a throw blanket, I get it. But it's the whole freaking covika, dog. It irks you. And see what Kahn, when he has a little thing every time. And you guys travel a lot. It's always going to get to him. Yeah, it's a big.

He needs a snuggie. Yes. He needs a snuggy, baby. Yeah, like a little blanket. Just be cool. Not the whole covika, dog. It's furry too and everything. It's furry.

It feels like if you go this way, it's light. If you go that way, it's dark. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, cutie. Nobody's pressed me about it. Everybody just looks to be crazy.

Everyone's going to press you. Don't be a fondongo, homie. If you see a, if you see a burgundy cobiha, Greg C just landed. That etiquette. Thank you, concrete. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball.

All right, you guys. Oh, all right, you guys. Oh, look at a bottle to see. Er. Oh. Oh. Oh. Fake NFL players are going.

viral. The whole internet is having fun with it and now real NFL players are joining in on the fun. All right. So as you guys probably heard by now, there's a guy out there named Dejan Love who was arrested this month for pretending to be a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49ers. And he defrauded at least 26 women through dating apps and Instagram and all this stuff. Do you see his accomplice? Yeah. A little 18 year old homie. He had like be the financial advisor. Oh my gosh. No, the funniest thing about that real quick was that he traded himself to the Rams. What? He had a Rams beat and he's like, yeah, I just got signed to the Rams now. The scheme was so deep.

He was like playing a real-life video game. And girls, we got to get into sports more because the reason they got away with is because we're just a girl. We don't know sports. Some girls are trying to smart enough. They're like, oh, what number are you? He's like, I don't have a number yet. Oh, yeah, because he kept saying he was undrafted.

Yeah, he said, I don't have a number yet. They're working on it. The IG page was crazy, dog. Undrafted. Now everybody's posting that they're signed. Yeah. So now, you know, there's been a lot of jokes. But a real NFL player, LA Chargers, Dayan Henley, went ahead and did the Dejan Love Challenge on his Instagram.

He posted a pick of him holding his Chargers helmet on the beach and said, believe it or not, I'm in the NFL. Oh, my gosh. And then it was a joint post with the Chargers. So they signed off on it. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah. They were having a lot of fun with it.

But what's really funny about this is I did some digging. And I was like, oh, wow, he just drove straight to the beach. and did this in real time, you know? The real guy. Yeah, the real family. Yeah, Henley. But actually, he actually did this himself because a lot of people are like, yo, like who the hell takes a helmet to the beach, does a photo shoot, all this stuff, right?

But Henley actually did it two years ago, and he posted an old photo. Oh, the scammer NFL player went to the beach with the helmet on. Yeah, and everybody was. So people are asking, what the hell, why are he even doing that? And this guy actually did it. But he did it in the past. It wasn't something that he did to, like, yeah. He did to like just do it now.

To claim it. Or to mock it. It was just like now he's like, oh, I had this in my camera roll. And, you know, he went ahead and posted it. Thank you for doing that, Diggina. I really appreciate you going through an NFL players beach photos. Wow. It was 116 weeks ago.

Trust me. I did some dig it. This is an investigative segment right here. I love that. I did it for you guys. Oh, thank you. He dug deep. He definitely did.

He did it for you guys. But yeah, now there's another fake NFL player popping up. It's just craziness. There's a guy saying that he's played for the Cowboys. This is an actual other. scammer. A whole other scammer. Different schemes. He said he's a Super Bowl, 50 champion, all this stuff. He had a whole backstory,

played for the Cowboys. He actually was a college football player, but he never made it. And he's not trying to scam women. He's trying to scam brands. So he's like, for an appearance, you can book me for this much. And if you don't do your due diligence, you're going to pay him to $600,000. Of course, because you're going to think he's affiliated with Cowboys. I saw a photo

with him with people at Toys for Tots, like for giving away. And he had given like four toys. And then And they took a photo, but he's wearing a cowboy's dress. I was like, oh, wow. It's crazy. So cool. And he signed himself to Rock Nation Sports.

Yeah. What? He signed himself to JD. He did the, the rock, the photo, the Photoshop. That's so good. Then he changed agencies to clutch sports. So he's just all over the place. He's living in his dream.

He's had a career. That's so crazy. Yeah. And people fall for it. Everybody's followed for it. That lets you know that this isn't a one of one thing. No. We'll probably see more things pop in.

Probably. And it made me think. There's people that have posed as Power 106 employees. Granted, we are not the NFL, we are not these big teams. But there are people that will put us in their bio. And it's like who can really tell if they're a DJ on the flavor unit or on air or not? This is besides the faking the profile, right? Because some of the DJs are like, oh, it's a fake profile.

Come pay me to play you on Power 106, which is illegal, by the way. But no, people actually say they're from power. And maybe they're just super fans. Yeah. Or maybe they just like really love the brand. want to be a part of it, but it's a whole thing. It's wild. All this fake life.

It's probably someone that says they're part of brown bag, who can sell? Yeah. That's true. Put on your bio. Let's see how far gets you and then take this too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to say that doing all this fake stuff is a lot of real work.

They're working super hard to keep all this fake stuff up. Yeah, the lie. He could have a job in some kind of, I don't know, storytelling or, no, for real, the way that he's able to use their mind like that. Really good. And he's for sure going to get a Netflix documentary. And all that stuff is going to come to. Oh, yeah, I'm going to watch it.

The untold story. Are you going to fake that you're a Raider fan, Greg? A Raider player? A Raider player? You could do it. Not for the Raiders. Like, out of all teams. Vic's a Raider fan.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. They wouldn't know. What would they assign you as? Probably a long snapper. So I'm the dude that would bend over and throw the ball. Oh, good. I was going to say water boy, but yeah, sure.

Bend over. Bend over if you want to. You get away with that. Like, I'm the water boy for the Raiders. Who's going to question that? Yeah, that's a good one. What? No.

Lakers, no. I would like to give you a Lakers. No, that's, it's too obvious because there's only 12 players. NFL, I think you get away with it. And they wear helmets. You can say, hey, that's me. You just see my face because I have a helmet. Or the LFC, the man, no.

No, they see their faces. Oh, okay. You have to with the helmet. Oh, hockey player. Okay. Yeah. You got to do teams. All right.

All right. That was sports. I'm Rose Crens, Victor Brownback mornings. This I'm probably one of six.