Brown Bag Mornings - 09/01/26 Waiting in Line for the Pinata 🪅🎯 | Brown Bag Mornings
Episode Date: September 1, 2026The squad navigates a legendary Homie Helpline after Charlie accidentally pays for his brother-in-law’s "Hong Kong" hooker during a bachelor party that crossed the border into chaos. 🇲🇽🥊 Be...tween the family betrayal, the crew reacts to Doja Cat’s petty beef with country star Ella Langley and the historic guilty verdict for the man who orchestrated Tupac Shakur’s murder. 🎤⚖️ [Edited by @iamdyre 🌵] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:37) Chisme (6:47) Petty Police (11:23) Scrolling (13:51) The Weather W/ Concrete! (15:12) Homie Helpline (34:15) Vic's Story (43:07) Don't You Know I'm Local (47:57) Chisme (51:37) Rap Sheet (57:21) Studious Foo (1:03:52) Play Ball ----------------------------- Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
This guy cannot get enough of booty.
I'm not talking about regular guys and regular booty chasing.
I'm talking about the butt sniffer.
He's officially been dubbed that.
This guy named Calice Crowder, 39 years old.
We've talked about him previously because he got arrested for a few incidents that happened over here in the Empire Center in Burbank, California.
Yes, he was walking around and sniffing girls' booties.
I'm serious.
He would bend down and he would sniff them.
He's even been caught on camera sniffing a girl out of Barnes & Noble.
It's that bad.
He keeps getting caught up and apparently this isn't a crime enough to get him locked up for a long time that he got out and recently got arrested again.
Again for doing the same thing.
Now, he was arrested because they said that he was going up to at least two different businesses over in the Glendale area.
He went into the Marshals, I believe, over in Glendale and another grocery store on Glen Oaks Boulevard in Glendale, California.
Sniffing Girls' butts again, got caught on camera again and arrested again.
Sniffing butts at the marshals is crazy.
Lock this fool up.
Just throw over the key.
Please.
Yeah, at this point.
At this point, you're a repeat offender and you're not changing.
Yeah, exactly.
So at what point are you going to be like, yeah?
He has a problem and there's no therapy therapy for butt sniffing.
It's so gross.
No, it's so gross.
Like, you would think it would be funny, but it's just, like, outrageous at this point.
It's like, grow, like, you know?
Like, come on, man.
He comes out feigning, huh?
Like, man.
He does.
And not for nothing.
He looks kind of crazy.
For sure.
Like, his mug shots always trip me out.
And I'm sure, like, girls, we've got to probably, like, post him on some forums, like, look out for him.
Yeah.
And guys that are, like,
with girls be peeping for him too.
Not for nothing.
I think he really chooses girls that are by themselves
because I feel like if a dude was around,
he wouldn't let him do something.
But at this point,
someone's got to step up some way somehow.
Yeah.
I mean, he's arrested now though, right?
He is arrested, but he was arrested also
when we talked about this last year.
Yeah, it's like, what, he does 30 days
and then comes back out, you know?
He gets detained and then, yeah, he's out.
It's not enough.
Honestly, I'm waiting for someone to, like, fart a good one
on him.
And Angie, he will probably like that.
He probably would love that.
It's punishment.
He would love that probably.
He probably won't be a punishment.
That should be like punishment.
Perpetual linebacker butt in his face.
Let him get the peace guy.
If we could do like unique punishments for unique crimes.
Because he's sniffing girl butts.
If I'm not mistaken, right?
Yeah.
He can sniff dude butts.
See how he likes it.
So he is currently arrested for violating parole.
He's locked up.
But back in December, he was sentenced in 99 days in jail.
In April, he was sentenced to another.
105 days in jail for other parole violations from the butt sniffing.
He'll do the time and then comes right out and does the same damn crime.
Can we just frame him for a bigger crime at this point?
Can we all just come together and frame him?
Come on, he did the PPP.
They got OJ for stealing his own baseball cards.
Like, can we do some of that for him?
Like, come on, as a society.
We won't say nothing.
It's a lot.
It's just so much.
And it's just weird.
I like to go to shopping for like my little mental health break.
And it's like, dang.
Now you can't even do that.
No, because somebody might be.
Burbank or Glendale.
Fags.
All right.
Well, that was doing no local.
Please be careful out there, my friend.
Zoola, come here?
Now what's going on?
She's Mation with Angie.
Okay, you guys, some serious news.
There's an update on the David case.
If you guys remember, Celeste Rivas, the 14-year-old girl whose body was found
dismembered inside David's Tesla, right?
Last year.
Horrible.
He was back in court yesterday.
And what's crazy is that actually his defense team stepped down and now he's being represented by a public defender.
And people are saying like, what the hell?
Like this fool has money because he had a private lawyer.
His family is saying that.
His family's saying he's trying to hide bread.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A lot of people were thinking at first, like, is he going broke?
It makes no sense.
And now Celeste's family is saying, like, no, this doesn't make any sense.
Like this guy, like he streams millions of, he gets 5 billion streams a month, 60 million monthly listeners, things like,
that like there's no way this guy is broke or saying that he's broke that he needs a public defender.
So usually you do get a public defender if you don't have the money.
Yes.
But they're saying he has the money because they also, they were saying things like, you know what,
he was actually moving stuff around like his assets under his mom's name, under his company's name,
just so people don't get or the lawyers don't get into his money.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's probably knows that he's cooked and he's probably like, well, I'm going to spend the rest of my time in here.
I need some money because nobody's going to put any money on my books.
So he's probably just kind of calling it like a dub.
Like, I lost.
I think there's a, you know, he probably sees, you know, he's being told that it's probably a civil case coming to where it's going to be a monetary situation.
After the conviction.
You know, family sends us to like the, you know, like the Nicole Simpson family.
Oh, after work.
OJ.
He found liable there.
Yeah, they ended up paying $20 million and, you know, and restitution.
So that's probably what he's trying to hide, you know?
To me, it just didn't make sense because I'm like, okay, yeah, he has a lot of money.
But it's like, why would you want to risk it and get a public defender?
when you have the bread
for a private lawyer.
And there's also a bit of
narcissism in there. What I have seen,
I guess, from watching Dayline, is that
they end up, like, especially when
they're narcissists, they feel
like they can defend themselves the best.
And any time court doesn't go
their way, it's their lawyer's fault.
So he probably had, like, a lot of
beefs with his lawyer that didn't get him out
of this case, and it probably can't
find someone that represents him with the
money that he wants to put up so there you go
public defender.
Shout out to all the public defenders, by the way.
I know you do very hard work, and it's tough to be like, dang, people look at us like, we're
going to lose the case.
I'm sure like you do that.
Well, because, you know, historically, yeah, yeah, see.
They go under with a plea deal from the very jump.
Take the plea.
I don't want to pay this ticket.
Are you going to fight for me, dog?
Because they have like 50 clients.
Take the plea next night, take the plea, next day, take the plea.
So my client is completely guilty.
They're volunteers.
And they're broke.
And they're broke.
And they're broke.
I just picture them all disheveled.
like their hair's not cold
coming into the court room
I'm sure they're way better than that
I got to take tickets
what do you think
turn yourself in
what the hell no
except 10 years
it's not even criminal
it's an infraction
for real
yeah well David is back in court
October 19
and he's still pleading not guilty
and we'll see how that goes
thank you so much
all right
that's the sound that I'm police
the petty police
you're petty
you're just petty
I'm being petty
petty pretty and petty as
Pretty pettiest
Hey, let's take it back to this banger
She's from Texas I can tell
And judging by the smaller tree
There's nothing I'm losing Texas I can tell
Banger
Let that run a little bit
So you get the ratings
Uh
Bro, Ella Langley is killing it
Yeah she is
Ella Langley is killing it
But she got into a petty little feud
With none other than hip hop's very own
Doja Cat
Now, Doja Cat was on a podcast with this comedian guy who asked, he's really funny.
His name is Caleb Presley, and he just asked random questions.
Granted, his interviews go after a while like, hey, you like cheese?
And then answer him, do you like cheese?
Yeah.
Okay, what's your father's middle name?
Like, he just changed it.
You get what I'm saying like, he bounces.
It doesn't really have a real thread.
So he ends up asking her if she likes Ella Langley, listen.
Ella Langley?
I don't know what that is.
Really?
Ella Langley.
Ella Langley.
People love her.
Okay.
You gotta check her out.
You got to check her out.
So she didn't know who that was.
Yeah.
That goes viral.
The fans are hitting up during her chat because Doja Cat's a streamer now.
And so she ends up actually listening to Choose in Texas.
This is her response to the song.
Yeah, this is not my vibe, but she has a very pretty voice.
If this is like number one on the charts, it's because people are like putting on their radios.
Sure, it's like on the radio.
I don't like it, but that's fine.
That is fine.
Yeah.
It's fine if you don't like it.
It's fine if you don't like it.
It's not your vibe.
But it's not fine to Ella Langley fans.
The Langley fan.
The Lang gang?
The Ella fellas.
Ella fellas.
All the Ella fellas.
Yeah.
You wouldn't know.
You're in Ella fella?
Of course.
So how you feel about Doja Cat?
Doja, don't be a hater.
It's good music.
It's good music.
It's good.
It's good.
Yeah, she's being 100% hated.
It's all in tone and a little bit of sarcasm in there.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, it's very doja.
Doja's really sarcastic too.
And then the first interview that she's,
It's a sarcastic type of interview.
It's like between two ferns type of thing.
Oh, okay.
It's just funny.
It's that comedic style.
Yeah.
She's getting a lot of heat for it.
Yeah, but on that stream,
she's like, I mean, it's on the radio.
Why she does this more?
We are playing.
I may not get it.
It wasn't a lie.
Yeah, no, I know.
She's saying if people love it a lot,
it goes on the radio.
She's kind of like showing the fact.
But you could say the same thing about her music.
It's in the tone that she's saying it in.
What?
That's so weird.
I didn't read it like that.
I did.
Oh, yeah.
Well, Ella's what you guys, because she posted on Instagram a carousel of her tour and just like how much she's killing it.
And she put Ella Langley, what is that?
Just in the same way.
That was my thing, too.
She didn't say, I don't know who that is because that would be like a real like, well, I don't know who that is.
That could be genuine.
I don't know what that is.
You know that's the name of a person.
No.
Oh, no.
And this is where I'll back her up.
If you don't know Ella Langley, because granted, you have to kind of be.
Yeah, like.
You have to understand who that is.
or what that song is or like that song enough to find out who that is, right?
Yeah.
So the first question he asked her was, are you an Ella fella?
And she's like, what is that?
And he's like, do you like Ella Langley?
And she's like, what is that?
Oh, yeah.
So that kind of makes sense to why she was like, what the hell?
Yeah, what is that?
It could be a brand.
You know?
It could be a brand.
Yeah, but it sounds like.
I'll give her that permission.
I guess the second one where you guys were like, hey, the tone.
I get it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You go on a stream and you're like, oh, it's just not my cup of tea.
and you're kind of giving attitude about it.
It's like, come on now.
Now you know what Ella, fellas.
You know what Ella is now.
Now she knows what Ella.
Yeah.
It's like a little bit of like, you know,
she was like giving her props.
Oh, she has a pretty voice, but it's not, you know.
Yeah.
But I don't like it.
It's Tom.
And Loki, she had to listen to it now because she said what is that.
People were like, you have to listen to it.
Yeah.
They're going to end up collabing.
This might be petty, but I think it'll be end, like,
it'll end in a collab.
Yeah.
Dojicat Ella?
Yeah.
I mean, the song's just been like number one for like ever now.
It's killing it.
But there's people that hear songs, they don't know who's saying the song.
Oh, yeah.
True.
Like, we're just debating over what a Guns and Roses song is or what a...
Yeah, welcome to the jungle.
We all know that Gen Z has the weirdest slang words.
We never understand that people are trying their best just to find them out.
Yeah, brother.
There's a new list that's going viral right now of the top five Gen Z slang words.
And I want you guys to guess on which ones are the top fives.
Starting at number five.
Any guesses?
Cap.
No.
No, we use that one.
Top five?
Top five.
So we're starting at number five.
Riz.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like LARPA or something?
We talked about that the other day.
Tell us wrong.
Khan is right.
Okay.
Cap.
Cap is number five.
He's hip.
You're pretty hip.
Of course I am, guys.
Which means...
But Cap's not Gen Zee, respectfully.
That's what it was at, number five.
Cap's been around for like at least ten years.
Yeah.
That's cap.
Number four.
Gooning.
Oh, that's gross.
Goonin?
What is it?
Something X-rated.
Something X-rated.
So why are you?
Yes, exactly.
Back in my day, was rather than being malicious.
Yeah, that still is.
It's changed now.
Oh, being a goon?
Yeah.
I'm not thought of the movies.
No, it's goonies.
It's completely changed.
It's flipped on its head.
Number three.
Riz.
Okay.
Okay.
Number two, Chud.
What's Chud is that?
Chud is a way to say loser.
They got it from a 1984 movie named Chud.
They got it from a 1984 movie named Chud.
What, Jen Zier is watching 1984 movies?
Yeah, they're all edgy.
And coming in.
And number one, the one, the only six, seven.
What is this?
That's so last year.
The top five words.
Top five slang words.
Oh, boy.
2026.
Of this year.
What's six seven slang for?
Six seven?
Six seven.
Yeah, she's a handma gesture.
You do that now around the kids.
Oh, but slang words because it means something.
You're a chud.
Oh, yeah.
Chud means loser.
What does six seven mean?
I believe it means like whatever.
Yeah, yeah, like whatever.
Two three.
Yeah, exactly.
No, I wish.
Yeah.
Just use it random.
They'll make a shot in and they'll do six seven.
Like basketball.
One of the basketball players.
started with that.
Yeah, this is a random 6-7.
You just ever hit your 6-7?
Please, no.
Please stop.
Stop, please.
Thank you, Greg.
Yes.
Sterling's done.
All right.
6-7 out of there.
Thank you.
And now, the weather.
Hell, God, dog.
With concrete storm.
Panitas that's going down for the weather.
Tuesday, September 1st.
First, we cruise up to the those D-S to the city of all of you.
F the haters.
Angie wants to fight all of you.
That's right.
Let's go.
82 and 59 degrees.
Next, we slap those chancas in the city of Santa Ana.
Come get that work like the home girl Rihanna.
81 degrees and 64 degrees at night.
Now we waste a yantos headed to the city of Norco.
I can go for a perro caliente de la co-school right now.
87 degrees and 63 degrees at night.
And lastly, we catch that fade at QC's Montabello.
Giving foods that pallo like Donatello.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Oh, whoa.
He wrote that.
It's in his script.
He wanted to say that.
He wanted to say that.
Pause.
You mean foos palo?
No, I'm saying.
Like, we're fighting.
Donatello has a stick.
In Manabello?
No, Donatello has a stick.
Yeah.
And he hits was.
84.
Do you like this?
8464 degrees.
All right, check it out.
Oliver, you're going to be 82 and 59.
Santa Ana, 81 and 64.
Norcos 8763.
And Malabello, you're going to be 84 and 64.
It's your boy concrete from Brownback mornings on Power 106.
Don't use that pallo.
Let's go.
Let's go.
All right.
Check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Oh, letty.
This guy Charlie really did it this time.
Charlie bit my finger.
Yeah.
Somebody else.
He hit us up and said, hey, Brownback.
My name is Charlie.
My sister's wedding is coming up, and I feel like I might have already ruined her marriage.
Uh-oh.
So me and my Soonabee brother-in-law, Hector, are really close.
I'm the baby of the family.
I'm the only boy and have three older sisters,
so I look at him as my older brother for real.
He's funny as hell, makes good money, and treats my sister well.
When he proposed to my sister, after four years of being together,
I was happy he was officially going to be my brother-in-law,
and one more reason.
Bachelor party.
He said, I'm single, I'm 23, and I've never been to a bachelor party,
so I was excited.
Plus, I know all his homies.
They're maniacs.
I knew I was going to be invited because my sister told Hector he can't have a bachelor party if he doesn't take me.
So last week was the bachelor party.
There was a group chat planning it for months.
We sent memes and all this stuff about how crazy it was going to be.
But really, the plan was just to stay in San Diego for the weekend and party in the gas lamp district.
Well, things didn't go exactly as planned.
We were in San Diego getting lit all day at the pool.
We went bar hopping.
Then the guys started daring each other to go across the border and,
party there.
Somehow, within an hour, we ended up going to Hong Kong.
Oh, wow.
Great Chinese food.
He said, we were there just to have some fun and get some drinks.
Then the night got crazy.
Hector and some of his homies disappeared, and I felt like I was in the hangover.
Almost two hours went by.
Then I see him at a stripper arguing, and he's getting kicked out because she said he didn't pay.
So he looked at me and said, Charlie, give him the cash.
So without thinking, I paid for his dancer and they let us stay till the rest of the homies met back up with us.
When we got in the car, all the homies were bragging about smashing the strippers.
I thought I just paid for this horny fool's lap dance.
But I think I paid for his prostitute.
I feel so guilty, brown bag, I'm an accomplice in all this.
Do I tell my sister, I paid for my brother-in-law's hooker?
Oh, yeah, y'all.
What happens in Hong Kong?
Stays in Hong Kong.
No, it's right here.
Depends.
Sometimes it comes back.
It's right here.
You talk like you've been there.
You've been there, Greg?
Never in my life.
For real?
For real?
Because I've heard stories and great stories and great stories of just how good the Chinese food did.
Great men.
This guy is like...
That'll take a journey.
Great warriors that crossed borders.
I salute to them.
The warriors before me that have given their lives.
Okay, so it's a brothel?
Yes.
Oh, I thought it was.
Really?
I believe it's a combo.
Some would say.
A combination.
I believe it's a combination.
They have rooms.
It's a restaurant with a play place.
Yes.
You go through the glass doors.
It's a restaurant with a play place.
Play place for grownups.
You know what I mean?
Oh, no, I don't know what you mean.
Okay.
From you guys here, who has actually been there?
I have not.
I have not.
I have not been there.
Oh, so you guys are all just assuming.
I've heard things.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, my homie's a frequent regular there.
Regular?
He lives over there in San Diego, so it's like down the street.
So he's like, yeah, I'll go all the time.
And he's like, there's rooms and it's like, it's insane.
Okay.
Yeah.
Forbidden.
So he went with it on a bachelor party.
Yeah.
I guess it ended up there.
It's starting San Diego.
Yeah.
Ended up there.
He might have been tasked to go to be like, A.m.
Go make sure Hector's being good.
Exactly.
Because his homies are going to, they're going to trip out.
They're going to do something crazy.
Yeah.
And now he's wondering, sheesh.
When she asked me, how was the bachelor party?
Expecting me to give her intel, do I give her the intel?
Telling her would be the right brother thing to do.
However, he's also guilty in this situation because he gave bread to the stripper that could have smashed his brother-in-law.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But he doesn't know what.
they did. Ask.
So you don't want to, you know,
you don't want to like. Ask his brother-in-law?
Yeah. I don't even want to know.
He wouldn't even want to know. He wouldn't tell him. He wouldn't tell
him though. No, I know what I'm saying. I'm him.
I don't know if I want to, I don't know if I want to know.
Like brother.
Yeah. Yeah. Because now I know, man. It's my brain. You know, you know,
you already messed up my brain, dog. Yeah.
Now like, I have to know.
Now you're conscious. I already, I already shelled out $88. 88.
How much?
I think that's how much it is.
So we've been told
Well, I mean, you know, there's a service chart
What?
They told me service me
They converted it
I'm just saying
If you got the room
That's a little more
I've heard
But what I'm saying
Move on, man
Who's saying you?
Who sent you?
Who sent you?
You set up?
Who set you?
You set us up right here, bro.
No, yeah.
I mean, I think he paid for something.
Yeah, he thinks he paid for that.
He doesn't really know.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
But everybody else in the car is like smashing.
My guy.
Yeah.
My guy.
What did they say?
You go to Pizza Hut for pizza, right?
What do you go to Hong Kong for him?
He keeps saying.
Do you sometimes get the wings.
Yeah.
Chinese food.
Okay.
So tell your sister.
Oh, no.
No, mind your business, dog.
Mind your business.
Just ask me your sister for the $88 plus a service fee for a day.
Just tell her, hey, you owe me $8 and no one to ask.
It could be more.
You said two hours, goddamn, man.
That's a long time.
That's a long time, bro.
Who does that?
A dance at a strip club for an hour is probably like $80.
Because is that.
For an hour?
What?
That's three songs.
We were just talking about earlier, like, the rules to a bachelor party.
Yeah.
Right?
So this is where it gets tricky for the girls in this situation.
It's like, dang, I could let my man go.
he's going to sleep with a stripper, right?
Mm-hmm.
And then it's kind of like these stories happen.
But she's tripping if she don't let him go.
Yeah.
Like you're tripping, you're insecure, y'all.
Yeah, you guys are freaking jumping the border.
You said you were in San Diego.
This she shows me eight girls.
If your man stays going to send you go, more than likely,
his friends are going to just carry him over.
Yeah.
He was kidnapped.
He was kidnapped.
We're a little bit kidnapped.
Oh, no, because I had my home boys bachelor party.
He did it in San Diego.
And we did, you know, we did a deep sea.
deep sea fishing right there off the coast of San Diego.
Oh, nice.
And that's all we did and went to an arcade.
That's amazing.
Wow, that's very grown up.
What are you guys, like 12?
Yeah.
That's what we did.
That sounds like a lot of fun.
That's a whole concrete is a little bit different.
It's a very hosa, very hosa, very hoses.
Yeah, my boy, Anthony Cook, that was his thing.
That's what we did.
That was it.
So you guys came home smelling like pescado?
That's a great.
Hey!
Great cover of all.
Deep sea fishing.
You got to really think about it, man.
You got to really think about what I'm saying here, buddy.
So what should he do?
We threw the bait out there.
It always came back.
What did you catch?
Oh, yeah, what did you catch?
Marlins.
This is a swordfish?
Wait, you caught a swordfish.
Sure, man.
I don't think he gets it.
All right, so.
I don't.
I'm lost.
We're not done.
Okay, no.
What?
Master!
Oh, God.
Victor!
This doesn't have a service fee.
Controllate!
Hey, it's not safe if it's in another country, huh?
Right?
Yes.
So, Charlie wants to,
Charlie wants to know if he should tell his sister that he paid for his brother-in-law's hooker.
Dude, I don't know.
You know what?
I would never.
I'm not Charlie, brother.
And I would never say the things that we've done at the after party that went back.
That's my case anymore.
Wait, what?
Wait, you're a big?
Wait, you're big?
I would never be like, that sounds like we did something.
I would never say it on air, well, we've done the transgressions that we made.
Shut up, man.
Just know that I would never get on here.
You keep saying it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
I love you.
I love you, babe.
Let's go to calls.
Let's go to calls.
Before anyone digs themselves in deeper ditches.
It's a joke.
It's just for play, babe.
Babe, we're just entertaining.
Yeah.
Entertainment.
Okay, let's go to Anthony and Fontana.
Anthony, basically, our guy, homie, how much?
Charlie.
Charlie wants to know if he should tell his sister that his brother-in-law,
Gawra Prosti.
and I just said he paid for the prostee to get with his brother-in-law.
All right, Anthony, what's up, Anthony?
What's so? Good morning.
You know what?
At first I was thinking, I was like, you know what?
That's his sister.
He should tell her, right?
That's the right thing to do.
That's his honor, right?
But then I started thinking, you know what?
This happened in a whole other country in Mexico, right?
So I'm like, so technically it doesn't really count.
And he did tell them that it was just a lot.
He did just tell him it was the lap dance.
He didn't say what it is.
He didn't say it.
Oh, he didn't say it.
No, he just said, Charlie, pay up.
He disappeared for two hours and then somebody.
You know, we all know what happens.
It's just one dance, three minutes, right?
So, you know, well, he was gone two hours.
He was gone two hours.
Damn.
All for $88?
He was probably waiting in a line for, like, the $45.
Oh, my.
Oh, my God.
That is it worse.
That's even.
No.
Waiting at line.
Hey, Irmana,
if you start getting itchy,
Irmana, just
just take that antibiotic, honey.
No, wait right here.
No, no, no, it's fine.
Number 24, number 24.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we are.
Like a carnisserie?
Number 24, number 24.
Hey, Funo, front cuts.
Your carne planchada, really,
me.
Hey, take it easy up there.
Save some here the rest of us.
Way to get a line is insane.
Way to get a line.
We should start with the smaller ones first.
How do you tell?
Apparently the guys know.
Line them on.
Line them up.
Light them up.
Light them up.
We're going by size.
Like a piñata light?
Little ones on front.
Smaller ones up front.
Hey, Apple 6-1, get in the back.
That's how you measure it.
My head phone's spelled long.
Sierra.
Sierra.
Shout out to Sierra in South L.A.
Sierra, talk to us.
What would you tell the movie, Charlie?
Good morning.
Y'all are crazy.
Waiting in line is crazy.
That's what we could count on y'all men to do.
That's just out of control.
Waited line, right?
They're waiting that line.
I'm out of the DMV.
Listen, I'm here with the more grounded, mature approach.
Oh, sorry.
If I was Charlie, I would give my soon-to-be, potentially soon-to-be brother-in-law the opportunity to tell her himself so that I can stay out the business.
And then, you know, if he didn't, I'm saying, listen, it's either you tell her or I am.
And at the end of the day, just end on business.
You did it.
You paid for it like it is what it is.
He was drunk.
Charlie was drunk, so it's okay that he paid for it.
It's really not that incriminating, you know?
Like the groom came to me, asked me to pay for a tap on his bachelor's at party.
Like, okay, I paid for it.
I was drunk.
I didn't think about it.
But afterwards, you know what I'm saying?
Man to man.
Like, you're not about to have me out here acting like my sister for you.
I'm sorry.
My loyalty is going to be a sister.
You can tell her or I can tell her.
And that's what I would do.
That is the more grounded answer.
And sometimes I'm thinking to what ends up happening, especially if the homies are maniacs,
they're going to bring it up.
And they're going to bring it up at a time.
where now you're going to get cut up for not for paying for it,
not saying anything,
and then whatever happening happening, right?
Because I would love if you guys
Seqadalian and you didn't say what happened, right?
But if they were all talking about smashing the stripper,
do you think they'll bring it up another time?
You think they'll bring it up at the wedding?
I mean, maybe they should have also been smart enough
to just leave brother out of it.
If y'all wanted to do it, just leave bro out of it.
Like why?
It was his bachelor party.
Incriminate him by association.
Well, they left him alone.
They ditched them.
Right.
Dumb.
They had to have a smoother plan.
Yeah, guys, you have to think you got to be smarter than that.
They should have got him up bro.
You want to be snaggy.
They should have him for us.
Extracted him.
Hey, go have fun.
Yeah.
Do they have like a hotel like a snooty fox out there?
It's connected to the, yeah.
Oh my.
There's rooms in there.
What?
What?
You can say that.
That's right.
Yeah.
Concrete was like, no, no.
There's nothing.
You know, you know, don't want to say it.
Wait.
Wait.
It's also in a hotel.
Damn.
Damn.
A wire under a shirt, too, with me?
No way.
You gotta say you're a narc if you're a narc, Vic.
I'm not a narc.
Vic, what's going on?
Are you with this or not?
Damn.
I didn't know that.
I was like they should have just said it to like the whatever the snooty fox is for
over there.
But it's also hard of that.
They thought of that.
They thought of that.
They're like, yeah, they have an underground tunnel.
Come on, man.
They do?
Damn.
Okay, all this time.
No, the hogs.
We're just adding.
I don't know.
Adding extras, adding truths?
I don't know.
I don't know they're blueprints and their layout.
Maybe you do.
Not an architect.
Why am I, why did I say that?
There's a big HK when you walk in the hallway.
Oh, my goodness.
It's a bed and breakfast over there.
I guess there's beds.
KpWRFM, HD1, Los Angeles,
Fire One, or six.
L.A.'s number one for hip-hop.
We're inside the homie help line.
The homie needs help, and I think after today,
we're all going to need help.
Yeah, sure.
We're all going to need help.
Charlie ended up paying for a,
his brother-in-law's prostitute by accident because they were all tore up.
They went to San Diego for the bachelor party.
Then they crossed over to Hong Kong.
Stuff happened.
This stripper's fighting with the brother-in-law.
He's saying pay him and all of that's going down.
Right?
So then they talk about smashing strippers and he's like, dang, should I tell my sister or should I just keep it quiet?
Take it to the grave.
I just fear that there's so many people around there that it's just less and less likely it's going to go to the grave.
It's going to slip out with that many fools that are like maniacs.
I don't know. That's just my way of thinking.
Art, art.
Art, art.
What's up, Art?
Hey, so I think he shouldn't say anything.
He was invited to the bachelor party, so whatever happens there, stays there.
And second of all, I don't think he's smashed, because in order to smash in Hong Kong, you pay up front.
You know?
If you don't pay up front, you can go in, into the room.
If you pay after, that means you got a lap dance.
How much do you pay up front?
It depends.
It depends on the girl.
It depends on the day.
Okay.
What's the range?
What's the range?
You act like you know.
So what's the range?
Well, my brother knows.
My brother is there like every other way.
Okay.
So what's how much?
Ask your brother.
And then he just confirmed that.
What's the range?
It all depends.
It depends on if the girl's filling you,
she'll give you a discount.
You'll get a home-me discount.
You never know.
A home-y-distance.
So what did your brother pay?
What was the price that your brother paid?
80
80 bucks and smash
Wait so he
It was $80
Oh
88
He didn't get a service
God
He gave your brother
That sounds like 80 plus that
Okay
Let's look at it this way
Let's say we're dudes too
A lab dance
If this is supposed
A lap dance
It costs $88
Smashing
$80
Which one are you gonna do
I'm gonna walk out
Thank you
Good man
Greg
Greg the single
one. If a lap dance costs $88, because he paid after, right?
$88.
But smashing is $80.
I'm smashing.
Dude.
First I'm walking out.
I would never saw my body for that much, guys.
I sold my body for less.
You sold it for less?
You sold it for a cheeseburger.
Yeah.
You've done it for on the love the game.
Yeah, I've done it for literally nothing.
Yeah.
Okay, but I like the, I like the.
Do you get the, yeah.
understanding me behind that?
But I do like, you know, Arts Point, you know, it could be that.
He didn't see, if this was a murder, he didn't see anything, right?
He didn't.
Charlie didn't.
He didn't see him bust his gun.
Oh, he busted his gun.
Ew.
Well, no, I'm saying, 80 bucks.
I'm taking that $80.
Especially if she's my type stripper.
I'm taking that 80.
I'm there.
Okay, we're past that, we're past that question, bro.
He's still there.
He's like, yep.
I'm going to pack my bags right now.
I like how, Ari is like, hey, how much you pay?
And then he also answered,
I paid a $8.
My brother.
He's there every other week.
I thought like,
yeah,
I thought about going to the U.S.
The Yevo.
The Yev'O.
The Yev'O.
I dropped my passport around.
I was like,
hoops.
Sorry.
Didn't know what I came from.
Oh, gosh.
There's no stamps on it.
But I could take you there.
All right.
Well,
our friend,
I guess everyone's telling you
not to say it except the grounded.
What happens at the bachelor party stays.
Yeah.
At the bachelor party.
That's why the brother should never go.
What happens stays
What happens stays
Yeah
What if he's a habitual cheater
Weird man
Going out there
I'm not going to it
You're not going to go to it
But that is then
Is that making you guilty
That some issue is going to happen
No I'm just
I don't feel like going
I don't know what they're going
I don't know what they're going to do
Oh the brother-in-law
Yeah the brother-in-law
Telling your sister
Sister I don't feel like going
I just don't want to go
You should excuse yourself
Yeah from that situation
As a brother
You know like
You know, when my little sister gets married, I'm probably, I'm not going to go, brother.
Because you don't want to see that.
Be like, that's what I'm going to say.
I'm pulling up, though.
What happened, then?
Okay, so my girl Jordan's birthday was on Friday.
And yes, I was, like, excited.
I wanted to, like, surprise her.
I had, like, this idea.
So I got us a trip to Puerto Rico.
We're going to go to later this month.
Wow.
Yeah.
What a kid.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You didn't tell us what they were leaving.
Vic, amazing.
You would think so, right?
But I think a lot of things are about presentation also.
So I wanted to make like a good presentation.
So I was like, okay, I got to go get a haircut at like 12.
So after I do that, I'm going to go over to the flower shop.
And then I was like, and then I'm going to go to like staples.
And I'm going to like print out like the email or like just maybe like a Puerto Rican flat.
I was like, I'm going to do something cool like that, right?
Like, thoughtful.
Like, the week of?
No.
The day of.
Victor.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, wait, let me finish.
It's your fault already.
Jordan, not at your side.
It's because bad bunny canceled on him.
So the bad bunny impersonation didn't come through.
No.
So I was like, all right, cool.
Like, this is going to be a breeze.
You know what I'm saying?
Because we didn't have plans to wait later at night.
We went to dinner.
So I was like, okay, I got a lot of time, right?
So I go.
I go to my haircut.
Okay.
And, well, I'm about to go to my haircut.
Yeah.
And then she's like, oh, I'll just take you.
Very kind.
To drop me off.
Very kind, very queen on her birthday to do something for you.
Yeah.
Wow.
And it's crazy.
And I was like, oh, hold on.
Wait, this is going to mess up my entire plan.
Because I don't have a loan time, free time to like go do my things.
The whip.
Yeah.
Oh, and you don't have a car.
Yeah.
I don't have a car.
So then all of a sudden it was like, okay, I'll drop you off.
And I'm like, oh, man, I can't tell her.
I don't want you to drop me off.
And I don't want to spend extra time with you on your birthday or something, right, to dis her.
I'm not trying to dis her.
Be like, nah, don't take me.
So then I'm like, all right, yeah, that's fine.
So then I'm like, okay, what can I do?
So there's a flower shop across the street.
So I'm like, I'm going to just walk there.
And she's like, okay, I'm going to go to the store that I'm going to come back and pick you up.
I was like, nah, this dude's still taking forever.
Like, I'll call you.
Yellow Flowers is crazy when you bin-oh when her birthday is crazy.
Well, I was like, don't worry.
I'll call you when I'm ready when my barber's done.
Yeah, to pick me up.
So I'm like, I'm going to buy some time.
I'm like, ah, this was taking forever, whatever, right?
So I'm walking.
I don't call her.
My hair cut's done.
I'm walking across the street.
And then she pulls up.
And then she's like, where are you going?
I was like, I was walking to the liquor store.
I wanted some water.
I had a water in my hand.
Oh, my God.
No, no, it didn't make sense.
Like, why would I want another water?
I had water in my hand.
You're hot.
It's because you're, ooh.
So I'm like, so she's like, you're acting so weird right now.
And I was like, I'm not.
So now I'm acting super like, so.
And she's like, why are you doing that?
You're acting weird.
You didn't call me all this stuff.
So I'm like, damn.
So she's like, oh, we got to go over here.
And now I'm like sitting in the back seat of the car.
And I'm like, this is going not according to plan.
Yeah, yeah.
at all.
And she's already mad at me because I'm acting weird.
Yes.
All rights to her.
Yeah.
And then so hours go by.
Then I can tell.
Wait,
why are you in the best seat?
Is she an Uber or?
I don't know.
Everything was just weird.
That's how I felt.
Everything was just weird.
Like the vibe was off because I was acting strange.
Poor your girlfriend.
It's her birthday.
I know, but that's not how I went in my head.
So fast forward to time.
So let me get this straight.
You thought you would have time.
Yes.
To go get something printed.
Cut it out.
Get her.
flowers and probably a card
and a haircut all of that
and a haircut all on the day of her birthday
yes okay
but do you want to know why
because he's done it before
I've done it before
you pulled out you could pull off things like that
if you just have two hours we do it all the time
two hours do it all the time two hours I was like
what are you doing it all the time he's never done
anything like that for anybody else no no but like
I was like two hours I got this right I could buy some time oh I'm still here I'm still there
yeah two hours actually a long time I'd be able to do that you could do a lot yeah
you don't have to is the thing it's your girlfriend you know her favorite flowers get those
things on a Monday though yeah get that thing set and square on a month so all you got to do is
pick up yes yes that smart and responsible yeah and you know what your girl is very thoughtful
and detailed yes yes she's gonna decorate she's gonna put details she she's probably like
Readywood giftbacks for her daughter's birthday
probably the week of
not date of victim.
We just think different though.
I was trying to, we're just guys, you know.
I'm just a guy.
Like if a bullet goes off, we're jumping in front of you.
That's our first instinct.
There's different.
So, I learned a very valuable lesson in preparation
and how you shouldn't wait till the last minute
because I was like, at first like,
dude, she's ruining her own birthday.
Then I had to reflect and be like,
I ruined her birthday.
And I didn't tell her about the Puerto Rico trip
until the end because I didn't have anything to present her with.
Like I didn't have like the print out and all this stuff.
You guys don't want to know.
I do want to print something out at Ginkgo's brother?
I didn't have any alone time.
At that point it was already, she was already mad.
I mean, now I'm going to just go and be weird like alone.
She's like, I didn't have an excuse to leave the house anymore because I already
had a haircut.
So now anything is like, oh, you're going to go last minute to get me something,
don't even get it.
How can me to ask your sister to help you?
That's what you got to hit it with
That's all different story
That's what you gotta hit her
But baby I gotta tie up some loose ends for your birthday present
How did you tell her big?
How did you tell her?
Tie up loose ends
Means you've been working on this
Yes
And you're just putting the bow on it
I'll be right back
Can I borrow your car?
Give me the keys, please
Yeah I made a flyer
On Chad Jipati.
Oh
Oh, my God.
It's perfect.
You're going to Puerto Rico.
I want to see it.
It was like our picture.
Can we see the flyer?
No.
No, we got to see the flyer.
Let me see the AI swap.
I bet you would have that one font.
It does have the font.
It does have the font.
It does have the fun.
And he's playing bad buddy in the background, probably.
Did chat at least make you look skinny?
No, and it ruined my eyebrows.
Oh, Victor.
We can't post it.
We're not going to post it.
No, come on.
This is just for our entertainment purposes.
We're not going to re-embarrass her.
I want to see
I want to see
I want to see
The caller's like
Can we describe it
Can we describe it?
Did it make him 5'4?
The listeners want to know
Can we describe it?
Oh
And ruin this whole thing
Let me see
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Yes well not
We won't post it
In full
But we have to post your face
But we have to describe this thing
Yeah
It's very cute
It's a photo of them
and then like graphics of like a ticket, like a ticket,
and like we're going to Puerto Rico.
Look at his face.
Why did he have chat TVC?
They're always doing me dirty.
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
You look like somebody did a bad, like, funeral makeup job.
Yeah.
The caricatures that they do at the theme bars.
It gave me the bullshit sidebrows.
He does like a Disney villain.
Well, I'm sure she's going to be happy when she's at
Puerto Rico.
I hope so.
I really feel bad in all seriousness.
I messed up.
Like you said, Lattee, I should have thought of this way before.
No, you did think of it.
It's just other ways to like.
The presentation, the planning before.
Like, I'll never make that same.
Like, be in the car and like, hey, baby, you like this song?
What about if you heard it lie from where it came from?
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what you mean, Vic.
You know?
I don't know.
You want to have a moment.
Yeah, where?
Where?
Oh, the shrugging?
Yeah, the shrugging.
See, next time I'm doing it up.
Like, I have a lot, like, yeah, I look like that.
I look like I'm wearing a disguise.
The nose with the fuzzy eyebrows and the fuzzy.
The Shaggptu did me dirty.
Next time I'm doing a whole production.
Yeah, you are.
I'm hiring Eric.
But remember you said that?
Because there will be a next time.
Yeah.
And if it's another day of situation.
Never again.
I'm planning today for next year.
For next year.
Okay.
A whole year in advance.
I have to.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
I'm sorry,
You got Puerto Rico out of it.
Hey, Puerto Rico.
Puerto Rico, which are man.
Hell yeah.
That's awesome.
That's a good gift.
It's me and you forever, girl.
Like that is going to be great.
Shout out to you guys.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
And there's a beef brewing, you guys.
I think we started a couple war.
What?
So you know we had the CHP up here.
and we had Officer Talavera
come through.
He represented the AVPD or sheriff's department.
Badge banging, let's go.
Yes, for real.
He came in and he rapped over Uchiwali.
It was really funny.
It went viral.
It went all over the news.
But apparently other cup authorities are looking at it like,
I could do something better.
Can they?
Okay, Loki, it's kind of our fault a little bit
because we were on this radio station.
We're like, L-A-PETI, what up?
You see?
L-A-F-D, what-up?
What-up?
wants to come and be a rap.
We did that.
We did that.
So, Montclair PD.
Montclair PD did a video that's now going its own kind of viral where they bring up this freestyle on Power 106 and then they try to one-up officer Talavera listen to this.
Lati, have you seen this?
Top of the morning we at Power 106.
You tuned in the brown bag so you know what it is.
Howie Patrol.
Yeah, that's mid.
Oh.
That's mid.
He said, yeah, that's mid.
Let me get a beat, okay?
He better bring it, but he better bring it.
So this is what the Montclair PD has in response.
Him.
Yo, Montclair, listen up, let us message get loud.
PD on the street.
Keep you watch on the crowd.
Respect to see and beat.
They were setting the trend, showing what it means.
When the street needs a friend, lock your cars up tight,
don't live your keys in your ride.
Walk your doors in night.
Keep your love for inside.
Take care of your home.
Be aware of your block.
Small steps make a difference around the clock.
Don't drink and drive.
Don't gamble with faith.
Get a sober ride home.
Don't tempt the state.
No crime in Montclair.
Keep your choices in line.
Build up the city and let the community shine.
Montclair Paine.
Yeah.
Is he Chicano rapping right now?
He should have camped that one.
Don't say that.
No.
He's doing his thing.
He's doing.
He sounds like mortal technique.
What thing?
Mortal.
What thing is that?
His thing.
La de El.
Look, he has, he has
beats headphones on.
He has his own mic stand.
They did it.
They did the video.
And they fell a rhymer with my
weather.
I'm not the greatest.
But man.
I think it's the beat.
No, you know what I think it is?
I like the message too.
That's your phrase.
Get the message.
Delivery on the head.
The delivery is whack.
He shouldn't have started off saying Talavera was mid.
Yeah.
Talvaer local hero at this point right now.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the homie man.
He's a hero.
He's killing it.
And he did a really good job.
He really did.
People would not expect a CHP officer to be that good.
Sound like Jeezy.
Outsiwali.
Yeah.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
And he's got more in the tuck I hear.
Yeah.
But when you lead your video with, yeah, that was mid, as another authority.
What happened to the blue?
line.
He better come
with full of high tops.
True.
What about that?
He crossed it.
He crossed it.
He did so he said a A that was mid and then proceeds to do that, um, his rap.
I think it's the beat.
It could have been like, oh, let me like, that was fire.
We can do it too.
Yeah.
Like giving him pro.
Why did he have to shoot at him?
He led with mid.
That was mid.
Yeah.
He led with that was mid.
And then let me.
He didn't come in humble.
He was your backup.
We're your backup.
Oh yeah.
I like that.
You know, yeah.
Like we're a team.
And then, Vic, you put in the comments, you should have dissed Claremont.
Yeah.
Because you had Claire PD.
That would have got the crowd riled up.
That would be like, oh, now, now, you know, Claremont has to respond or Montclair, whatever.
I get them confused.
But I thought that would have been cool.
You know what I'm saying?
Or something.
I don't know.
It was, I didn't like it.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
I can't be in Montclair now.
No, you can't.
So the top comment is, can we issue Fixit tickets for a bad rapist?
Oh.
Damn.
They probably know what they were doing.
They probably know what they were doing.
Nobody from Montclair comment.
Televara's still on top then.
Yeah, yeah.
Still on top.
You're still on top.
You have other PD stations, L-A-FD.
If you want to do it, just show love and then jump on it.
We should just go do a whole Uchiwali cipher.
Like we just cops and authority.
And that'd be tight.
Yeah.
Copchiawale.
Koppchi bang bang
Okay, well there's that
Zool would come here
Now what's going on?
Cheese Mation with Angie
Okay, how do we feel about open toes
Just in general
Like open toes
Open toes shoes?
Yeah, sorry, sorry
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
I'm like, hold on how we feel about that?
Open toes shoes
Let's start.
Oh, girls.
Oh, 100%.
Oh, 100%.
Oh, his eyes rolled in the back
With a nice toenail.
Get some fresh chip done.
With the manicure toes.
He has received the Holy Ghost.
My guy caught me.
Oh, man, I put a little on the tunnel on my girl's toes.
Ooh.
I like that.
I like that.
Okay.
What about men, open toe shoes?
You like it or ne?
It depends where.
Yeah, it's all about setting.
If you're barbecue.
Like, if you're next to the pool, if you're by the pool, like whatever.
If you're grilling, that's mandatory.
It's a place and time.
Yeah, but don't be wearing open toe shoes like.
Trapp-ons at like, you know, here at work or, you know, Magic Mountain or something.
Yeah, no, why that's just the church, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Everyone.
That goes for everyone to, yeah, I get you.
You don't mind seeing men's toes like that.
I don't know.
I know.
It needs to be an appropriate place.
Oh, okay.
He's on the grill?
You can't be a sizzler with open toes.
No, no, no, put them things away.
Jeans on too.
Yeah, them dogs.
Oh, up and toe, up and toe sandals with like jeans on?
Oh, my God.
Nowhere near a beach?
Ultimate fall.
Oh, I'm going, dog.
What about slides?
I don't care what it is.
Because I get it like, like, brick and socks, and then there's like the thong sandals.
Yeah, but we're not seeing their toes.
Yeah, no, I'll, yeah.
But slides, you see?
For a believer in crocs.
Crocs are no socks.
Disgusting.
Crocs with no socks on.
Yeah, that's disgusting.
Well, technically, you're supposed to wear them like that with no socks.
No, that's gross.
Okay, why are you asking me?
Okay, because actually, sorry, sorry.
Because Shaq is out here saying, ladies, break up with your men if he's not
wearing wattaches. He posted a video and he's showing him,
himself wearing the wadaches and his toes are out. Listen.
Ladies, if your man ain't got some of these, you need to break up with him.
I'm bringing them back. Hey, the open-toe samples on your ass.
Wadaches are different. Yeah. And also. Let me just say that. Wadaches are different.
You can wear wad chis with some shorts, whatever. It's when you're,
it's when you're slapping around. These wadaches are not close toe. I know the ones you're
talking about.
They're open toe.
the open.
And he's showing his
his toe.
No, mandatory socks on us.
And I think respectfully with Shaq.
Mandatory socks on those.
Yeah, it's the toenail painted.
It's less about the shoe that he's getting in.
The painted tone of that's the worst thing you see.
That thing is.
What's the worst thing you see here?
That is, that his toes pointed to the west side.
Yeah.
That's true.
Poet-a-cito.
He's a basketball player.
He put them things through a lot of work.
I get it.
Them dogs have been barking.
Yeah.
Basketball players and ballet dancers.
They have bad.
Really bad.
Yeah, but he's like trying to shame us because he got an ingrown toenail.
That's the only reason why I'll expose my toes like that.
I guess, yeah.
You would think I've been doing ballet for a while.
You've been doing ballet.
Man, you would think I'd be kicking rocks all day.
Okay, now we go see your toes.
No, no, you know why?
Because he's always making fun of my crazy toe supposedly, but it's like, no, you're reflecting on yourself.
Deflecting.
That, that, that.
Oh, who cares?
It's you with the crazy toe.
You and Shaq.
You and Chuck are just the same thing.
You and Chuck.
All right, that's it for Tuesday.
You want to you guys like you.
If it's hip hop, you know let these on.
Yeah, go.
Rep sheet.
Let these set go.
Y'all, close to 30 years come this September.
We're in it already.
since Tupac Amaru Shakur passed away in an unfortunate, an unfortunate event where he was shot up in Las Vegas and we lost him.
30 years later, someone finally gets justice for what they did and how they took part.
This was the trial yesterday as the jury came in to find Kee Fee D. responsible for the
death of Tupac Shakur.
We, the jury in the above entitled case,
find the defendant, Dwayne, Keith Davis,
as follows. Count one, murder with use of a deadly
weapon, guilty of first degree murder
with use of a deadly weapon, dated this 31st
date of August, 26.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
is this your verdict as read, so say you won,
so say you all? Yes. Yes.
Now, you have to remember,
prosecutors never said that Kee-D
was the person who actually pulled the trigger
on the gun that ended up
shooting Tupac and Mark Shakur.
reportedly allegedly that was his nephew Orlando Anderson who's since passed away.
No, this was a case of him orchestrating the whole thing.
Prosecutors alleged and proved along with testimony of KVD himself from past interviews that he's done.
And a book that he wrote just kept talking about how he started it after Tupac and Shug and their crew got into that infamous fight at MGM Grand with Keith.
Kifi D's nephew.
Kifi D was angry about the beating, got a gun, because it was his gun, reportedly,
gathered the crew and went looking for Tupac and Shug.
Had that not happened, Tupac would have been there, been here.
Yeah.
Crazy.
30 years later.
Yeah.
And when the guilty verdict was found, this is what's important to me.
Forget how anybody might feel about it.
I care about how the family feels.
You got to remember Afini Chikor is not here anymore.
No.
To see justice for her son's passing.
But his sister and brother were both present, and his sister was brought to tears.
They were hugging the prosecutors.
And I think at least for something.
Imagine you're the family, right?
Yeah.
And you have someone just walking around, getting paid money for interviews, saying how they did it.
You're just sitting like, hey, my brother's dead, you know?
And someone is out here.
King Kong ain't got is on me.
I did it.
And Did he was here, and he paid me.
all of that to at least be like okay whether that is true or not you're out here boasting about it now
you're gonna get justice for it now his defense team kivu's defense team their whole defense was like hey
he's exaggerating he was selling books he wanted money for the interviews all of that but what do we
always say play stupid games win stupid prizes so there even if you were faking it now you're gonna
get real time for faking it yeah and the messed up part too the boasting is one thing which is bad but
he was also profiting yeah a lot get everybody
Every interview he charged.
He got money for the book.
There was a whole thing on BT.
I don't know if he was involved in it or not, but it was based off of like the story.
Like, and it's like all these things of like you're reaching, you know, a claim and be able to sustain yourself off of this terrible deed that was done.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And honestly, you might have looked at it like I'm Scott Free.
Like I'm living life out here.
But that was borrowed time.
And now, yes, he's 63 years old.
Sentencing is scheduled for October 13th.
but he could face a possible sentence of life in prison without parole.
You know, this is a long time coming, but I'm short to the family,
I don't care how long I have to wait to get justice.
I got something, you know?
That's good.
So that's the latest on the case.
I, for one, as a little punk fan that would spend my little time reading all the books
and listening to all the songs and what did he really say?
Yeah.
The seven day three, what does that mean?
Play backwards.
And it's so crazy, like, you know, now that, you know, I was, what, 11, 10,
and everyone he passed.
So now that I'm older, I'm like, damn, 25, dude, he was a kid, bro.
Baby, yeah.
Like, he was, like, so young.
And I used to see him, oh, like, damn, God, that's five.
He's so much older.
You know what I'm saying?
And then now that I'm, like, a lot older than him.
Yeah.
When he died, I'm like, damn, he was just a kid.
So just a kid.
Life lost way too soon, and now there's some justice in this case.
And I'm sure that now people are going to end up looking other ways,
because not for nothing, the stuff that was open in this case.
And then, like, little rumors here and there about Pop Daddy's involvement.
Then what we kind of have seen like, dang, puff daddy,
puff daddy's really shook and like,
the way that we look at shook.
Yeah, it's like, what happens now with that?
Well, then now it gets open and it gets rediscovering
and then we see what's up.
Damn.
And I would hope.
And we're going to see what's up.
I would hope that, again, all this talking,
again, imagine if you're the family,
you know something or the other, right?
Yeah.
And someone's boasting like KifiD.
Imagine someone like Puff Daddy getting away
with putting money up reportedly allegedly
on the passing of,
way of your loved one and then still being out here, Harlem shaking.
This is the remix.
I think whether he gets the money.
You would feel aggravated.
Yeah, like whether he gave the money or not, if you think about it, how many, you know,
shows have I seen where like the wife gets caught for orchestrating at least the attempt.
The offer.
Yeah.
The offer.
You know what I'm saying?
So I don't know if that's going to.
Oh, we're going to see what.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to see what.
West.
Oh, right.
Oh, yeah.
The spirit of puck.
It compels me.
Let's go.
This spirit of pa compels me.
Sorry, God, sorry.
Great Scott.
Tell the studios.
What's 9 plus 10?
Don't your line?
Look at this studious.
Ooh.
All right, burritos.
Check it out.
One and two Americans like to listen to music while they get their cheeks clapped.
Wow.
What?
Or do the clapping.
Yeah.
So check it out.
Hey, 47% of Americans listen to music during the sexy tan.
How many?
How many?
How many?
47%.
47%
Yeah, one and two
one and two people.
One and two people.
R&B is definitely
at the top
of the list
in there, guys,
right?
There's one guy
who takes the crown.
Who do you guys
think it is?
People you listen
to while you're
Yeah.
Justin Bieber.
What?
Ew.
Oh.
Oh.
That's not weird.
Oh, you know.
Ramona yalla or so.
Damn, God.
Not the table card.
Beauty and a beat,
no?
There's one specific
song that comes all the way to the top at number one of the most common songs in the sexy
baby making playlist.
It's Neighbors Know My Name by Trey Song.
Really?
Really?
I don't know my name.
Way you scream and scratching yelling bed.
The neighbors know my name.
My name.
My name.
What?
I don't know.
It's pretty random.
I never paid that song.
Yeah.
You know?
It is.
It is a cool song, though, but I just wouldn't imagine it be number one.
Me too.
Well, that's a good time.
We don't listen to anything.
What?
Like, we listen to ourselves.
And then we listen out for the kids.
So make sure that they don't know.
Are they still outside?
They're still outside.
What do you guys listen to?
A movie?
Whatever.
We're watching a movie in here, guys.
It's got out of here.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, hey, we're talking.
Yeah.
I mean, there's times where you put something on.
And those times I put on this song.
I mean, don't get me wrong in Vegas.
Vegas, we have a playlist.
Yeah, man, go in my way.
I like this one right here.
Yeah.
Vicks over there like, yeah, how do you like that one?
Your girl likes that song?
No, she's never heard it before until I played it.
The song is like 94.
That's good.
Yeah, that's a whole song right.
Let me show you, baby girl.
me too.
Who's the next,
though?
Do I hear my song?
That's a two-year-song.
Come, Greg.
It's a classic.
Yeah.
That just sounds too fast.
That just sounds too fast.
Like,
I don't know if I could,
you know what I'm saying.
It just sounds like it's like,
it's like, yeah,
I'm dancing.
It's Miguel.
That's like.
This song came out in like 2017.
That's too,
like, that's too early.
Yeah, come on.
What?
What?
I'm saying like,
is that like,
takes you back to like when you first started doing it?
That's not the question.
No, that's not the question.
What the hell?
What the hell?
All right.
Wait, that's all?
You first started doing it in 94?
No.
No?
No.
I don't know what's more weird.
That's crazy.
Okay.
Angie's song?
Angie, what do you?
Oh, no.
No.
Now it's weird.
Okay, play it.
I don't want to hear it.
It's so Angie yesterday.
That's all right.
Not that long ago.
We update our playlist.
I have two because I make love in Spanish sometimes.
Oh.
I can see the hair
But I'm going down in cuels
The compas of your
Peaches Adventureros
I can feel here
See his hair?
Yeah his hair blowing in the wind
You have a fan, don't you?
Slow moat.
At this point, I'm laying down, face down.
Nicky's going to ice cube down the back
Down my back.
It's like that Armagedon scene
Yeah.
She has a cracker, you.
Oh, so you have an English talk too?
It's because I make love in Spanish in an English.
Oh, okay.
What's your English song?
And I'd be like throw it west side.
Oh, what?
Bang on that thing, man.
I give me that thug passion, you feel me?
I like the other ones like that.
Yeah, that's incredible.
Oh, yeah.
The ice cubes are melting.
Okay, if I were to people,
He pretends he's the guy and I pretend I'm the girl.
It's Jayzie and Beyonce.
This is sexy.
Like if I were to choose something, it'd be that one.
Sounds like you're in space somewhere.
We are.
Your space.
Yeah.
My space.
Yeah.
Andur titans said spaces, spaces don't come in cool.
Rearview mirrors.
Like, it's just you and space.
Yeah.
Bars.
Okay, now I'm horny.
What's this one supposed to have been?
Get the hell out of here.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
Jorge.
She's coming home, buddy.
And then you're coming.
What, Angie?
Nothing.
You do it to give you on.
You're so weird.
What is a great song.
Just make you mind.
The song came out 30 minutes ago.
Mona, what's yours?
Mona, come on.
What is it?
Ain't no fun
It ain't fun
Let's get high
If you want to
Throwing up gang
She's the one throwing up gang size
Tony's like
What the hell is going on?
No she's horny
Let's go
Wrap it up
Wrap it up
Stay studious and stay sexy
Fettrycos
You guys
Shoot with the J
Shoot it
Playball
All right you guys
There's a top 10
Athlete list
LA athlete list
Made by Bet MGM
that has fans pissed the hell off.
Okay.
I'm going to give you guys a few guesses at who the top five are.
And keep in mind, this is current athletes in all sports.
Current.
Dodgers, Lakers, Rams, Chargers.
All right, cool.
The top athletes.
How many are their brother?
Ten.
There's ten.
Chicholet.
Number one, Justin Herbert.
In L.A.?
Yep.
Chargers quarterback.
From L.A.
or play in L.A.?
Play in L.A.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
You?
Number one.
Luca
Luca
Luca
That's a good one
Puka
Puka
Okay
Oh that's a good one
What about you Angie?
Tuka, Nassau
Well
I'm gonna say Oetani too
O'Tah
Yeah
Mike would Mike Trout be considered
Mike Trout is not on there
Okay
Mike Trot is not on there
Los Angeles
Angels of Anaheim
Yeah
So I'll read you guys
The list from 10 to 1
And it's gonna piss you off
Okay
At number 10
Aaron Donald
Of the Rams
Okay.
Mind you, he just came back two days ago, basically unretired.
It's valid.
Yeah, he's won an MVP.
He's won a Super Bowl.
He's won a Super Bowl.
It's a big deal.
He's back.
Yeah.
Number nine.
Okay.
Justin Herbert, like you said.
He's at nine?
Yeah, he's at nine.
He's at nine.
He's a QB for the Chargers.
Oh, really?
He's what Madison B.
A lot of people know for that.
I went to Herbert Hoover High, but that's not him.
Oh, Herbert is.
Yeah, her.
Great quarterback.
Number eight is Yamamoto, of the Dodgers.
Oh, yes.
That's what I meant.
Number seven, Puka, like you said.
Pooka Nika.
Yeah.
He's higher than you.
Yeah.
Number six, Freddie Freeman.
What?
I think is low as hell.
No, he deserves it.
No, like, number six?
I think he should be higher.
It should be higher.
He should be way higher.
But higher here means lower number, right?
Buddy.
Like one.
He should be higher.
He should be 10?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
He's the first.
No, no.
I think he should be like top three.
Top five.
Okay.
Yeah.
Higher means low.
My brother.
It's a confusion, Congress.
A higher ranking is lower number.
That's what I meant.
That's what I meant.
Okay.
Number five.
Uh-huh.
Matt Stafford of the Rams.
Okay.
Just one MVP of the NFL last year.
Valid.
Yeah, yeah, valid, valid.
Valid, valid.
The biggest shocker, the one that got me so pissed off right now.
Which one.
Number four.
Terrick Scoobel.
What the hell is that?
Hurry up.
The Dodgers' newest pitcher.
No.
Number three.
You don't even want to be here.
No, that's the one.
This one pisses me off because...
That's the one that wants to be back into Troy.
Yes.
He doesn't even want to be here, right?
Number three, it pisses me off because I think he should be top two.
But it is Luca Donchich.
Two?
No, he's number three.
What?
He's number three.
I'm pissed off now.
This is the one that's going to piss.
I'm pissed too, because my math is all mixed.
I'm so pissed.
This is going to piss you guys off the most.
Number two, Miles Garrett.
No.
Who the hell is that?
He plays a trumpet?
My hell!
I hate Miami.
Lettie, he just got here a month ago.
In what sport?
He's for the Rams.
He plays for the Rams.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody has his jersey right now.
No, I know.
Exactly.
They don't even know him at the stadium, though.
He could walk around.
Nobody's going to know who he is.
I have his jersey.
What are you talking about?
Miles?
Oh my God.
At number one was the right pick to me, I think, was Shohei.
Oh, we were all right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're so mad right now.
But number two, Miles, piss me off.
Like, how the hell is he going to be number two?
Over Luca.
Over Freddie Freeman.
Than pissed on is what I hear.
I heard that too.
But the biggest shocker to me is...
You're not pissed.
You're not pissed.
You guys.
You know who didn't make the list?
Who?
Bronny James.
Stop.
That should be number one.
He's number 11.
The strip of number one.
Also, no Mookie Betts, who I think should have been top 10 for sure.
Not even his dad's favorite player.
No Austin Reeves.
Austin Reeves is not on there.
He should definitely be top 10.
No Kawhi Leonard.
Also, he's great.
Chale.
Name L.A.
He's top five scammers.
For sure.
Name current L.A.
team players.
Any, any sport.
Luca.
Okay.
Let's keep going.
Puka.
Keep going.
Brani.
Okay.
Rivers.
Who is that?
Austin Rivers.
He's based on Lakers.
Isn't that Austin Reeves?
Oh, yeah.
You confused me.
Austin Reeves.
No, Rivers?
Phillip Rivers?
That's the Chargers.
That's from a long.
Chargers.
And they were in San Diego.
You guys don't know you to basketball.
Clearly not.
Okay.
Soe, Freeman, Kike.
Yes.
Betts.
Betts.
Yes.
Even Mike Trout could have made a case.
He's been here for like, 15 years.
The Asian dude, L.A.F.
Son.
Oh, son.
Oh, son.
Son didn't make it.
Son didn't make it either.
The white boy, the tattered one from the team USA?
Wasn't he from L.A.F.
The white tatted boy.
Yeah.
The one that everybody was going crazy for in the USA team.
You were going crazy.
No, not Corona.
The other dude.
Diego Luna.
Yeah, yeah.
No, he's not going to make top 10.
He said white boy.
Yeah, I don't.
You mean the captain?
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
That's who.
That's what.
Polisic?
The World Cup ended I forgot all this soccer knowledge.
Deja Jean-Love.
He did get traded to the Rams.
The 49er?
The fake.
He traded himself to the Rams.
So, yeah, he's a L.A. athlete.
He's number 12.
Well, that was sports.
I'm Rose Cranz, Vak for Brumback.
Morning's on Powerwoman.
And please calm your.
It's if you are angry, okay?
I'm so bad right now.
You two are so upset.
No, brawny?
Oh, people are crashing out there now.
They're crashing out.
They're crashing out.
They're crashing out.
People are riding and at their jobs.
Let's go give them Pepsi's.
Hey, you guys.
Please, calm down.
Calm down.
All right, thanks, Vig.
Thank you.
