Brown Bag Mornings - 09/03/26 Blushing at the Squat Rack...? 🍆💦 | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: September 3, 2026

The squad attempts to mediate a confusing Homie Helpline for Memo, who is questioning his whole life after a "well-built" gym bro’s compliment left him blushing like a school girl. Between the sexuality awakenings, the crew roasts the Clippers for their illegal Kawhi Leonard payments and investigates why 88 million pounds of rotting fire debris is making Southern California smell like "rotten eggs".[Edited by @iamdyre ⚗️]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(4:35) Chisme(6:57) Petty Police(11:02) Scrolling(13:41) The Weather W/ Concrete!(16:13) Homie Helpline(36:06) Don't You Know I'm Local(40:39) Chisme(43:57) Studious Foo(46:28) Play Ball ----------------------------- Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review. And yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any roundbag mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right, all right. How far are you willing to go to get something that maybe you saw and was sold out everywhere,

like shoes or purses or ate dumplings, those squishy dumplings? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. How many of us have bought, like, reseller stuff? It's not stuff that you get straight from the store. You have to buy it from somebody else. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That you got to trust got it from the store. How far am I willing to go?

Yeah. China. You would fly to China? Mm-hmm. For what? For all the great stuff like that. Okay, anybody else actually have gotten something here. No, recently.

I don't know. Robbery with a deadly weapon? What do you mean? Robbing someone that has the things that you want? Oh, my God. There's a far I'm willing to go. Straight San Fernando. Right.

No. Greg, you've actually probably done something where you paid a lot or you went for it to get something that... Yeah, so recently I really wanted this like Lego set that was a car and I couldn't find it anyway. I was going Walmart to Walmart to Walmart but it was sold out everywhere. Like nobody had it. And then I was even trying to tell my dad like, yo, order this online because I want it. Yeah. Dad!

Dad! Dad! Dad! He's a Walmart member, right? So he could have got it. Dad, I'm 30 now, but you still got to get this for me, Dad. Walmart member? Yeah, it's like they get like...

expedited shipping and stuff like the same day and stuff like that amazing amazing but so it was sold out everywhere couldn't find it couldn't find it couldn't find it couldn't find it so I even had my barber get it for me oh damn your barber got it for you she found it for me okay how would you feel if you found out like it wasn't real or it was low key I'll stop I was thinking twice about it too I was like if I open this box and there's nothing in there but you're paying like hella bread if not more than what it costs market value at the story it was four 40 bucks, but online it was like 200. Yeah, and so how much did your barber get off of you?

What do you mean? Because you said your barber got it for you. Yeah, my barber got it from me. Just ended up giving it to me as a gift. As a gift. Oh, damn. That's very nice. Because she knew how much I really wanted.

I was like, dude, like, I was sitting in the barbershop. What a kind. I was sitting in the barbershop. Like, yo, like, anybody see this? Find it. Get it for me. Like, I'll get you. I got you. Okay.

Well, if you've spent money, probably she wants to hear this story. I'm counterfeit goods or things you thought, I'm just going to buy for a. I'm just going to buy from a reseller. Yeah. There was actually a seizure worth millions of dollars that happened over this past week. And it actually happened over in Arcadia. Damn.

A seizure of what they say are shoes, goods. Everybody thought like the Nike mines, have you ever seen those slip-offs? Oh, yeah. They're new. They're like a new thing that you wear them before you run or you wear them. And they get to like your mental state is like, whew. But they were fake. They're counterfeit.

You still paid up the bread, though. Yeah. I guess how do you feel about that? Like you're paying bread for reseller price, but then you find out like that stuff. It's real. Oh, I'd be mad. That pisses me off and I never even bought it.

That pisses me off and I look at it and I was like, I'll search it. I'll see the prices. I'll be like, yeah, it's too much. I'm good. Yeah, it's too much. I'll just wait. I'll just wait until they're available again. Like a restart.

$10 million in the seizure of Arcadia of all these goods that you thought were cool and you probably got bread to pay up. Yeah. But they were not real. Damn. Yeah. You raise your hand. Yeah.

Never mind. Say it, man. Isn't that the same place where the lady who was a Chinese spy got caught? Yeah. And what do Chinese make? Counterfeits. That's all I'm saying. You're trying to connect the dog.

Guys, there's two. Pay attention to the everything. No need to connect it. It's right there, brother. You're with me. You're with me. I'm totally with you, man. Yeah.

Of course he is. Of course you guys are in this together. I'm totally with you, dog. I'm just saying. Suspicious. It's not. Counterfeits. And Santiago?

Santhali? Santiali, completely unrelated. Who's behind that one? Different imports. All the Asians as well. Oh, my God. I don't know. I heard they fell off a truck.

I don't know. Who's in those warehouses? I'm not sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Mexicans work there. They're complicit. We can't tell on the China man and not have three fingers pointing back at us right. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Come on. Give her to them. We can take theirs, too. Then it's Valencia, as what it would be. A Valenciaga. So. Do it come here? Now what's going on?

Damn! She's Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, fans are honestly being convinced, and I'm very, very convinced, actually, that Carol G. And Bruno Mars are a thing. What? What?

Now, they both have a song together called Still on a new album. Okay, but yesterday. That was a banger. Okay, I'll play the whole. You don't feel you will keep on 10. You don't like it? He's feeling it. No, he's all like, turn it off.

Not feeling it. Yeah. Oh, I like it. You're dumb. I love Bruno Mars. Honestly. It's romantic. It is.

It's very romantic. And yesterday they dropped the music video. And Carol G, she posted it. And Bruno Mars, like, in the music video, they're like, hugging. They're all close performing the song, things like that, right? Bruno Mars goes on Instagram and he comments on the video saying, when that don't look like acting to me, Carolina. He commented on it. He commented on it. Yeah.

And he also posted that he's in love with a Latina. Yeah. And previously, like a couple of days ago, almost a week ago, he posted like himself out there looking out the window saying, when all you want is peace, but you're falling for a Latina. And he goes and tags Carol G. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. No, they're not. No, I don't think so. So it's this freaking industry.

Everybody is completely shooting their shot at her right now. Oh, for sure. I say she's bomb and beautiful. And like the top artist on the, on the female side, especially in the Latino world part of things. But I know an industry relationship when I see one, brother.

I felt for the big Sean and Ariana Grande, I am not going to fall for this one. Oh, yeah, no, I'm not buying it either. But fans are really convinced because Carol G. She poses pictures of her hugging him from behind. Yeah. And they look all lovey-dovey, things like that. So why don't you like it?

Why don't you? No, I'm not that I don't like it. I'm like that I can tell it's fake. Yeah, because it moved on very quick. Yeah, and they're too quickly. They're too public so quick. She was really chill, quiet about the other ones. Very.

And have we ever heard Bruno Mars be with someone? No. He was actually married. He loves money and betting on money. All right. And things that betting on money can buy you. That's the sound of the police. The petty police.

It's pretty. It's just putty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pedious. Pretty. All right. Stop going into animal places and then wondering what the hell are they doing there.

That happened over to a woman that went swimming in Lake Tahoe and encountered in otter. Now, you look at otters and you see them on TV or, like, cartoon. They're cute. They're always holding hands because they don't want to float away. Oh, that's the cutest thing. Yeah. But something to be cute. about this lady made this otter go super petty and it attacked her and she documented the whole thing

check this out i was out for a swim today um at hidden beach and got attacked by an otter it was very painful and it was ruthless he kept circling the area i could hear his heavy breathing just circling and circling it was very menacing now she said she didn't know there were otters in the area although otters are not rare to that area it's the forest it's nature it's kind of what's she's with the talk out of nowhere. Arder nowhere. Oh my God. Oh, gee.

She was the tag I don't know. Otter nowhere. I like it. I like it. Rather. That's an ultimate dad. I like that. Hey, your Bayes laughing with each other?

Yeah, you guys kind of matched together really well. You're matching today to you and big. Your little otter over there. Okay, anyway, back to the story. Baby girl. got like up to crazy. She had, if you look at the video, Bratman Morning's 1006 on Instagram,

face all bloody. Like she just came out of a fight in the ring and the other person was not wearing any gloves. Just bloody. She got stitches and all of that. And reportedly allegedly, the otter may have been a mom otter because these types of things

where otters attack are rare. And officials are saying, hey, you might have been around the babies. It might have attacked. Yeah. I'm just glad she got otter there. Yep, because things were getting otter control. that one was good

Vicks was No It's a bromance going on now You want to just go Sit on his lap Bounce him Bounce him

Whoa So weird Senton is No what you're talking about No literally Just bounce him on your lap Your lap Oh relax

Bounce him on my lap That's crazy Angie Angie you're on a crazy You know she's like Go sit on your lap And then I said Yeah, bounce him

Just crazy talk A crazy port tour this week. Okay, auditors are going crazy at the Lake Tahoe. Be careful. They're petty out there. Sorry to all the animals out there. One time I encountered a possum. It was in my crib.

It was not in my crib. It was in my garage. And it started, like, getting ready to attack me. And then I ran inside. My dad ran outside. He slipped and fell. I felt very, very guilty about that. But then it's like, yeah, then you find out it's doing what it's supposed to.

If a possum gets cornered, it's going to attack. Because it has no. where else to go. You cornered it in the garage, ladies. Don't they act dead? Yeah. Yeah, when they get really scared. That's a possum. Yeah. Though I said a possum. Wait, yeah, yeah, it was that way. Yeah, yeah. No, after you hit them a couple times, they act like they're dead, but they're not. You have to deliver the kill shot. That's up with you, dude. It's real life. Or you just leave it alone.

Sam, now I'm questioning, not my sexuality like Viking Kong, but I'm questioning whether I got attacked by a possum or not. I don't know. It was one of the furry ones. It had to be a possum or raccoon. Who you don't even know what was going on? Bro, I was a kid. I was 12.

Oh, my bad. I was 12. Did it have a long tail? I don't know. I went into the garage. It was dark and I just heard some hissing and like I saw a little claws and then I went and found a possum. Yeah.

It could have been a skunk too. Possum is hiss. Yeah. Okay. Well, there's that. Don't be petty to animals because they will win. Yes. They will win.

They will. Kill shots according to Pugton. Somebody bring out the tissues because this viral video is about to make all of us cry. There's a kid going viral right now that goes by the name of Jackson. He's only six years old and he decided to make a video of him FaceTiming his 13-year-old cousin that has cancer. But what Jackson was doing is that when he answered, he was shaving his head and the reaction that he got from his cousin, everybody just started bawling and crying. Hi, Mason. Jackson, no.

What? You did? Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Shaved his head for his cousin. Yes. I made me, I was like, I want to do it right now for him, too. Do it.

I would. I've shaved my head all the time. Do it. Yeah, I shaved my head all the time. There's nothing new to me. Honestly, I don't think Mason or Jackson would care if you do it, but they care that each other didn't. They care of primals.

You know? And that bond is so beautiful. Yes. The Primo brand that they're going to grow together and they're going to hang around each other and they're going to do so much things. And I wish all of that for them in the future and this be one of them that they go through this process together. Letting them know you're not alone. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm sure it was like the kid's idea too. And that's always like the sweetest thing. You know what I'm saying? I want to do this. And it's like, man, that's just so pure. Yeah. Like when you have a sick baby, they kind of feel this is just happening to me. you know and it can feel that way

but to see my cousin is there with me and probably once thinking this might outcast me or why am I not like the other kids and see his prima little do that too oh that's so beautiful makes me think like my cousin never done nothing for me

that's what makes you think bro we got to work on in the inside what do you mean you're not sick right you just made it about you that's crazy why don't make this about you right now just because your cousins don't hate their It does not mean they love you. Greg's like, I get a headache and nobody

Who gets a headache with you? Very different things. My cousin won't even bite me a beer. It's because we're trying to help you stop. It's getting out of control. It's called recovery. That means he cares about you. We all do.

All right, check out the video. Brownback Mornings 101-606 on Instagram. Everybody loves this video right now. Beautiful video, man. Sending it's to me, like, they're just like, this is so beautiful. Yeah. Oh, and I wish Mason and Jackson the best. Yes.

All right, let's get into the weather. And now, the weather. Oh, hell, my, dogs. With concrete storm. There's a hurricane coming into town, guys. Be careful. Oh, my gosh. What?

Nah, not so fast. It's just a tropical storm named Marie, but she's only going to hit landfall and it's going to be a little bit of waves and all that. So don't worry about it. People are all scared, like, oh, we got to bread. We're just relax, dog, right? You might see some high tides.

You might be able to go and surf a little bit. but nothing crazy, nothing to worry about. This weekend you guys can still go to the beach. Just be careful, okay? Okay, because I saw a thing that said everyone stay inside. Yeah, same here. Yeah, and I will see the way. Am I the way the guy or not?

But you call the storm a hurricane right now. Yeah, it is a hurricane out there right now, but when it hits here, it's just going to be a tropical storm. Don't even trip. Yeah, the aftermath of it. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. Don't even trip.

First, we started into your radio in the city of Sandimas. Let's hook up Greg with your Thias and your Primas this weekend. Eighty-one degrees and. and 60 degrees at night. Next, we throw up the wet soy in the city of North Hollywood. Labor Day weekend, Perro, where the party, fool.

82 degrees and 60 degrees at night. That was sick. Next, we pop that thing on our way to the city of La Marada. Keep it spicy like a savicea toastala. 81 and 65 degrees. Damn, bro. Lastly, we tiptoe to the city of Garden Grove

where we catch Angie and her crazy toe. 79 degrees and 66 degrees at night. I don't have a crazy toe. Yeah? That's you. All right. Hey, so watch out for the hurricane if you're in the middle of the ocean somewhere in the Pacific. Yeah.

But as far as here in Cali, don't worry, but it does just relax. I don't know. I'm getting very different. Yeah, me too. I saw the waves. You want to go and believe Instagram? Go ahead. Let me tell you.

I'm the weatherman here. I am the forecast. All right. If something happens to you, all your requests and complaints to concrete. Obviously, if things change within 48 hours, then they make a decision. They've been telling us. I'm telling you what it is right now. Don't worry about it.

There's nothing to get crazy over about. Don't start prepping and building bunkers and all that. Just relax, relax, right? You can still go and have a good time. It's the day of the weekends. By the way, there is two active hurricanes in the middle of the ocean right now this second. Don't worry about it because we're not even there, but also. All right, check it out.

Here we go. San Dimas, 81 and 60 degrees at night. North Hollywood, 82 and 60 degrees at night. Lamarada, 81 and 65. in Garden Grove with Andrew's crazy toe. It's going to be 79 and 66 degrees at night. It's your boy concrete from Brownback Morning's on Power 106. Let's go.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. All right, you guys, Guillermo seriously needs our help. He's questioning his whole life.

Memo. Memo. All right? He hit us up and said, Brown Bag, my name is Guillermo And I think the gym Got me questioning my whole life right now He said I'm 27

Mexican as hell grew up with nothing but Brothers and Cousins I've only ever been with Women, girlfriends hook up Everything never once questioned if I like dudes Until this food At my gym He said at first I thought I just respected

His physique like damn bro is in shape Normal Then I started noticing his haircut his outfits, this food always smells good, and somehow I know exactly what days he comes to the gym. Then I was like, hold up. Last week, he comes up to me while I'm working out and goes, bro, you're looking good, you've been putting in work. Brown bag, why did I blush? I said, good looking and walked away like a little schoolgirl.

And the worst part is, I've been thinking about that interaction all week. Now, every time I see him, I get nervous. And yesterday, he asked if I wanted to work out together sometime. And I said, yes. Privately, not in the gym. He did not say that. He said, I don't know what's happening here. I still like women.

I've never kissed a dude, never hooked up with one. Never even thought about it before this. So, to the gay and bye homies listening, when did y'all know? Well. So he's confused right now. I'm going to make this very clear. I'm the guy he's talking about the gym guys. The physique

You guys are going to work out privately Look at me, man Come on, man He can't stop thinking about you You know what's funny, dude I don't know I think the other guy Is my gay

As well You got that? Yeah, because who walks up to somebody And says like, wow man You look good Especially at the gym You're putting in the work What happens with dudes at the gym?

Just mad dog each other Just like Like a head nod Even if you know the person It's just like What's up? Yeah, like you really don't say, A, fool, you look good. Nobody said that.

I've never been to the gym. It's like, wow, you look good, dude. It's, you know. Because you guys are haters. You know, no, no, you tell a homie that or somebody you know, like, A-Foo, like, hey, fool, like, if you're looking good, baby. You're swelling up, you know what I'm saying? Like, you're losing weight, whatever the case may be. If you hear, like, you're swelling up.

Wow, dude. Wow, you're so hot right now. Wow, dude. So much more hot. Yeah, I do. If you hear, like, I want to be like you, bro, like, you're looking good. That means it's sarcastic. Like they're being an a-hole.

Oh, yeah. He says, hey, give me in a headlock with your legs and that's different. Well. He told him, bro, you're looking good. You're putting in work. I would have taken that sarcastically. I don't know why. The other do told him that.

Complimenting. Brownback, why did I blush? Is his reaction? Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. It's gay.

But he's attracted to girls. had an interaction with a guy. And then I guess, I don't know, he, he wants to, he wants to know how all the gay homies knew. Yeah, the moment they knew. He's already having gay thoughts. Definitely. Yeah, he's having gay thoughts.

Gay thoughts. You all have it. Are you guys saying out loud? That's gay thoughts. You guys have gay comments. Gay comments, not thoughts. So don't look at me like that concrete. You just put your whole ear and cheek on Vig's chest.

You did. There would be. Yeah, for entertainment purposes, man. Oh. Did you like it? It's not gay if it's on camera, guys. That is the new motto. That's what I'm saying, though.

You guys do the comments all the time. Yeah, but that's more like jackass behavior. You know what I'm saying? I don't think that was jackas behavior when Greg was saying about Rua Alejandro. Like, that you look up? It's just like, it's a joke, though. I think he's fine.

Yeah, it's like, all right. But you do mean it. He also thinks that Raulahua Alexander looks like him. Yeah, so. So, you as a dude, you know when a fool walks in And you're like, okay, that's a good looking dude right there. Yeah. That doesn't mean you.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to lay next to him. We don't say it out loud. You hold your girl closer. We're just like. And you just want to always see.

You listen. Up and down. Whatever, dog. Let's get out of here. But if every time we bring him up, you just talk about how fine he is. Who? Hesu's the trainer. I'm over him.

Oh, you moved on? You moved on. I'm over him, dog. He doesn't respond. He said, none of my deanna. I thought he was cute till I found out he was stuck up. He's not. He's a really kind, cool, down-earth hole.

That's a good homey. Why are you going I mean for? I'm over him, I said. I said I'm over. I said I'm done. Don't bring him up no more, okay? Yeah, okay. I was barely getting over him.

You know my drink. So sensitive. I'm so sensitive about that. Guillermo is questioning, like, hey, is this me liking the guy? Is this me just like, dang, like, a weird form of, wow, like, I just really want to look like him. It's making me blush that he acknowledges me. Or sometimes it could be, like, you know, like you look up to someone and then they reach out to you or you get nervous. Because not because you like them, but, like, you look up to someone.

Like a celebrity or, like, someone in your reception. respected area, like area of expertise that you're like, dang, I met you. And it's like, you're so stoked. And you can't stop thinking about that person? Well, yeah, but blush, a blush, I don't know if. Yeah, because if they said, hey, concrete, I like your comedy. If it came from, like, you know, and then you'd be like, oh, my God, they like my comedy. Well, I remember, like, the first time Joe Coy saw me do comedy, he came up to me.

He was like, wow, that was amazing, man. It was really funny. And I was like, word. But I didn't blush. Or maybe I did. That was a blush even. when you did the word. Yeah.

Damn, then maybe I did. And then you think about that later. Like, Joe Koi said, I was funny and he's Joe Koy, like, he's so hilarious, you know? Yeah. And so that's how it could have been like, dang, maybe my body's not right. That fool with the amazing body gave me a compliment. And so now I'm like, oh, my God. And I did think about it for a few days.

You do? So he was trying to get him. You were thinking about another man for a few days? He's trying to decipher. So right now. That's a beautiful thing. Hey, Joe, call me, yeah? So this guy might be.

He's trying to sift through it. Yeah. And the only people that can really give him insight is not any of us. No. No. It's the gay homies that or bye because he said. He still likes women. He's like, I'm for sure still like girls.

He needs to go in for a kiss, man. See what happens. Or McElmore. Maclemore famously. Said in fourth grade he thought he was gay. Oh, true. Yeah. So what was that like?

No. Thinking it and then being like, oh, no, it's not. Oh, yes, it is. Mm-hmm. Yeah. 818, 5205.9. And it may be more than sexually. It may be just like maybe you just want to hold the dude's hand.

That's gay. What? No, I know, but not like, A, you just go to pound town on dude. Like, you're not going straight. Like, I'm thinking of laying in bed with this person. You're thinking of I just want, I want a closer relationship to him. You know what I'm saying? Because even in heterosexual relationships, sometimes people look at it like, oh, I just want to smash.

And he's not really essentially saying, I just want to smash. right? And some people are like, no, I want a relationship. Like, I want to talk to you. I want to spend time with you. That's gay. So he's gay.

I know. But what I am saying is that it doesn't necessarily mean he's trying to pound, like go smash him. Maybe he does want a relationship with him. He wants to start slow? That's gayer. That's even gayer. I know.

There's no. You're slicing this pine and it's kind of the same way, dog. I'm just telling you, it might not be thought. of like, oh, you have to want to smash him. That might not be the initial thought. It might just be I want to spend more time with that person. And that's why it's tricky. All we hear as men is, nomada poutita.

I don't want to go the whole way. Just a little bit, just a little bit. Okay. I don't know if it's the way I'm saying it or the way it's being received, but I'm trying to help him understand that he doesn't have to full on think that he wants to smash the guy in order for him to be like maybe I'm getting. Maybe it is. I want to go hang out with him.

I want to know more about him. No, not that one either. It's like it's intimate but it's not sexual. It's because intimate is crazy. I'm helping him. Realize he's gay. But not in the full sexual way. It doesn't mean you have to want to F that makes you gay.

It can also be you want to spend time with them. You want to get to know them. You want to kiss them. Maybe hold their hand. There's a theory that dude tanked the R&B singer. He said that he won. was with the man and he's like yes not for me I'm not gay

that's what he said are you sure about that can you quote that yes I don't know I know thanks management so I don't want he said this in 2019 look it up yeah he said that no you look it up before you say it on the radio it's right there it's right before you still have time to retract that no 100% he said that 100% go look it up

it's right good grab the audio let's the audio don't tell us to do your homework it's in my search history right there Oh, whoa. Look at it. Tank, gay. Okay, but what'd you find?

And then it says right here. That's crazy. Hold on, that. Now the internet's slow. It's thinking. Hey, Lulu, that was not me. It's not. It's not.

It's right. Okay, like, for example, Kobe, right? To me, he's like up here. But I've never thought about like, wow, if I ever got a chance to meet him, I want to hold his hand. Okay. You know? piggyback ride maybe

Who on who? Who? Who? Who? Oh, me on here. Dude, I'm going to cheat. You know? No, things like that. That's crazy.

That's crazy. That's gay. A1A. 828 52059. This goes out to all the gay homies and by homies. Yes. It's not, yeah. I go to the gym.

There's dudes that are like fit. And I'm like, that's how I'm like, want to be but I want to do it like because it's like those foods get girls and the gym girls that are like crazy over those foods it's like that food's gay it's the motive yeah what gym you go to I go to Ellie Fitness what LA Fitness that's nice we're at man Sinai Face rings all right why you're trying to go yeah I want to see him work out one day I'm just going to sit the corner man I'm just going to sit in the corner watch you What the Yankees had on.

I can film you. I can film you. I just want to see what's up. Hey, you want a recap video, though? All right. Let's go to, I hope you're saying your name right. Correan. I'm saying it wrong.

I'm sure I'm saying it wrong. Hello? Hello. Hi, how do I say your name correctly? Corian. Corian. Corian. All right, Corian, talk to us.

Our homie Guillermo would like to know if his feelings are just regular, like, fleeting, passing by. or if this is something that maybe he should explore because he might just have found out that he is gay. I think he just stopped out that he was gay. Ooh. Yep. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you know, I think there's one thing of like, you know,

finding out your gay and accepting him. But how do you find out that you're gay? I think he's trying to accept it. Yeah, accept it. Well, because, I mean, you know, I mean, I have, you know, gay family members. I have gay homeless and they've always said

that they knew from the very beginning of like when they started understanding attraction, right? They would see someone like, I'm attracted to that person

or I do that, you know, you know, things that are very feminine and that I feel a certain way and it was from very young age so I don't think you, I don't know if you turn to something like that.

Yeah, it might be different. It might be different for everyone's like background. Right, I guess, but Corian, can you make sure

that I am off speaker and Bluetooth you just have me to your ear, please. Okay, perfect. Because you said, you mentioned Welcome to the family. Are you talking from that perspective? Yes.

Why? So what did you know? What happened? Because I experienced before. What did you experience was? Talk to us. Tell us your story. I was feeling this girl.

And, like, so just like everything about her, I liked it. So I was low-key, trying to fight the feeling, but it just came out. Really? So was it someone at work? Was it someone you ran across at the store?

And previous to that, you kind of were never, you never thought that about another girl? It was a friend of mine at that, and I never thought about that with nobody else. Oh. Oh. How old are you? 28.

When did this happen? Say that again? When did this happen? Like a year ago. Oh, so at 27. you find out like hey I'm having these feelings yes

wow turn off the radio because you're and now I hear myself double time are you were you like did you tell her

are you with her no I told her but we've been cool every fifth in wait so did anything happen though a little bit hold on are you

gay for her or just gay in general gay for her so then that's what this guy's thinking one and done so you would date dudes so you're technically straight

so last year she's still straight but she'll only be gay for her so she just took a quick detour yes or are you interested in more women now some like that yeah okay all right you're giving little details but I appreciate you calling in

you called us and give us tidbits Thank you so much. She's giving us just a tip. Yeah. She's just drip, drip of info. Just drip. Okay, okay. Arturo in Korea town.

What's up, Art? Hey, good morning. Good morning. We're trying to figure out for the homie Guillermo. Guillermo is, how old is he? 27 years old. He's 27 years old. He recently has been in the gym and kind of, his feeling a little bit weird feelings for this one dude that comes up to him and is saying, hey, you look good.

He started blushing. Can't stop thinking about this guy. And it's wondering, like, is this how it starts? Is this how you know? Or is this just like a regular thing? Kind of feel these things naturally. And it's not a total, hey, you're attacked it to men. That's definitely how it starts.

When I was listening to that story, like the way that he was complimenting him and then they, you know, complimenting him back. Then they invited him to work out together. That's the next step. So it's definitely going somewhere, you know? Like sometimes, sometimes guys are a little bit less flamboyant. and they're not, you know, he's, one of them just needs to, like, step up and just be like, hey, you want to smash or like, oh.

Just like that. Hey, what we do in here? Hey, what we doing here? Straight to it? KPWRFM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106, at least number one for hip-hop. Arturo, are you talking like this because you understand this? What, where is your insight on this coming from? Well, I'm a married man.

And when, you know, like, younger, I was dating girls, you know, so I would, but I was attracted. I was checking out. guys too and I didn't know what was going on until I actually tried it and then well I'm gay I knew at that point I was gay you know and uh so you liked it so many questions bro you said you're married yeah I'm married I've been married seven years yeah I've been married seven years to a man to a man yeah I'm married to a man yeah okay okay I thought you meant I married and then I went and I felt oh no no I'm married to a man so

Before seven years ago when you were like, oh, so you gay. Were you with girls? Did you feel yucky? Did you, were you like, yeah, what am I doing? No, you know what? No, I didn't feel yucky. I just, like, kept, like, checking out the guys, and I didn't know what was going on. And then, you know, until I tried it.

And that sounds like the story that you guys are talking about right now, you know, that he needs to, like, really explore that because if he keeps on thinking about the guys, because there's something else going on. You with your husband, is that the first you were with, Orianda was. No, no, he's not the first man I was with. But we were married seven years. I've been with my husband 17 years now.

Oh, wow. When you said the first step was checking out, the second step was working out, and then it was like, hey, you want to smash? Is that how forward it was with you? You know what? No, it might be like, you know, like, have you guys seen heated rivalry where like they're working out and then all of a sudden like they're through the water bottle? they're during the water bottle and they

take the other's fingers and then they check each others, you know, like, they check each other's physique and they're like, so it's like, they're building up to something. Nah, man, I've never seen that. What is it? What's it called? Something rivals? Heated rivalry? Heater rivalry, yeah.

Is it like an adult film or something? What do you talk about? You know what? It's a Netflix show. It's about two hockey players that are, they're gay, but they're, you know. They don't know. They don't want to come out. Yeah, they don't want to come out to other people.

Okay. Yeah, and they, you know, they slowly build up to that. Like, they're flirting and they're, you know, complimenting each other. And like, but it's, you know, it takes time for them to get to that point. Arturo, when you first with the first dude that you at the gym, were you in a relationship already with someone? Were you single? Were you with a girl? I guess how would you know that?

I was single. Okay, good, good. at that point yeah yeah so i was just you know young exploring i myself you know and um that's how i feel like this guy you know he's taking too long he's 27 you know he you know he thinks he's straight and he might be straight to bed but he's not just straight you know there's something else going on he needs to explore that explore it explore it straight to do the thing with the water bottle see what happens thank you so much art through hey that's the insight we need though someone that went through it yeah figured it out make him watch broke back mountain see how he reacts to that

The homie? Yeah. What happens in it? You saw it? Everybody sees broke back mountains. I've never seen it. I haven't seen it. Did you know before or after you saw it?

I saw it as a kid. My family was crazy. My family was crazy. My family. Greg, look down and watch. It's because they knew. Greg, let's tell me what you feel. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.

Where are you from, Esed? Don't you know I'm local? And this is why we can't ignore the problems of our neighbor because what happens to them today could be happening to us tomorrow. Case and point. We all know about the lineage firewall went down at the lineage warehouse in Boy Heights, East LA area. Horrible situation. 88 million pounds of food and debris were left over after a fire that's, took over about a week to be even put out in that area, which is horrible in itself.

Then came the rats. Then came the rotting food and all of that. And the horrible, horrible stench and smoke that the neighborhood had to go through. So our love to everybody in that area. But now everything has been cleaned up. However, all that stuff got to go somewhere, right? Yeah. Yep.

All of that, 88 million pounds of food and debris did not. not just disappear. It was put in containers. It was sprayed probably with some cool little Fabriz. Yeah. Some cool little vanilla sand or something. Humongous Tupperware? Yes, a humongous not, bro.

And it was shipped off to these cities across California. Also in Grantsville, Utah, and Yuma, Arizona. But Simi Valley, Brea, Corona, Bloomington, San Pedro, Granada Hills, El Sobrante, Buttonwillow, and Kettleman City. all of these different places, their landfills got a bunch of this 88 million pounds of rotting food, of animal carcasses, of all the stench that you could think of. It got spread around. And the neighbors over there in Simi Valley are complaining, saying, hey, whatever the hell this smell is that we clearly we always knew we live kind of by a landfill, but it doesn't, it's smelling way different. Rotten eggs, rotten meat.

At first one resident thought that there might literally be a dead animal nearby, but it was actually the landfill that was miles away. So much so that the county air quality inspectors, they gave a violation to that landfill specifically in Simi Valley. But you got to think it started in Boy Heights in East L.A., and they went through a lot. It got cleaned up. I'm sure there's still remnants of clearly the rat infestation and the women, but the smell might still be there. And now it's not just there. It's everywhere else. Yeah. Why don't they just take that to the desert or something? Somewhere far.

That's what you're thinking. True. Take it to X, X, Y, Z, Z, Z. Yeah. That's what they do, right? I don't they like. I didn't even know there was landfills in half of these cities you mentioned. Me too. Bray has surprised me.

There's one here. Did you take Granada Hills? Yeah. Where is the at? They made one. Yeah. Maybe it's new. I know the one off the five right there going towards like commerce.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know that one. Like as soon as you pass by, you're like, oh my. God. Nuele. Yes. And now officials are having to deal with that issue. Although regulators do say, look, they did what they, they treated it before they shipped it, and they treated it after it.

It landed in the landfill. So it might not be our problems. I just do think, like, we got to really be aware. Like, once it affects one of us, it can for sure spread out and affect all of us, the way that this boy heights East L.A. Fires. Damn. Our love to all the cities affected. I bet you would have never thought that freaking over there in Utah.

No. Oh, it was going down there in L.A. No, it's over there YouTube. Take it to Hemet. It's your problem now. Yeah. Yeah, that's a great idea. Shoot it to space, bro.

No, we can't just put, that's... Shoot it to space. We're acting like the bourgeoisie or whatever the hell. Why don't you just get rid of the poor people that are addicted? Why don't you just dump it there? Put it to hemmed. That's like, no. That's systemic, like, racism in a sense.

What? Yeah. Hemetism. Yes, for sure. Hey, there's your poor people that minorities live there. Throw it there. Don't put it in beautiful Braya. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you're right. Let's put it in Beverly Hills. Hell yeah. Yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm going to say burn it, but it didn't work. Okay, that was my thing. I'm like, why can they just cook it and burn it?

Like, let it just. Hey, guys, it was already burned. It started off burns. I know, but like burn it more. Cook it something. How you're to burn it more? Cook it. Yeah, cookie.

Yeah, cookie. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe they should try it, Angie. No, honestly, that's my question. There you go. Angie just gave the whole solution to all of it. She's burned it off.

I was gonnae. Echal a tajin. Let's hain. I was just wondering. I was just wondering. Zool, come here? Now what's going on? She's Mation with Angie.

Okay, how many of us have dogs? I have a dog. Me. Oh, okay. Do you ever like play with it? You chase it, all that? Yes. Okay, we'll stop both of you.

Because apparently that could actually be a dating ick, or at least according to this, actress Isla Fisher, which she's not from wedding pressures. Oh my God, don't ever leave me. Ever. Good. Because I'd find you. I got it.

I love her. I love that stage five clingers. Yeah, but apparently she was sharing the house. She got like the biggest ick from finding out that her man, her ex, was actually out here chasing dogs. Listen. I have a dating ick that happened recently. I liked somebody.

His dog ran away and he chased his dog. Instead of like chasing upright, he ran low with his hands outstretched. And like the egg was growing and growing. And by the time he caught the dog, he had lost the bull. It's like a sumo wrestler stance, no? Yeah. Like your hands are low. You're like, come here, come here, come here.

But apparently that gave her the ick and she was like, ugh. Oh, my gosh. She had a crush on someone. Well, I don't know if it was her crush or it was her ex-husband. She said, I like someone. I think it was probably a new guy, but she's probably... Recently. Yeah, trying to like get into dating.

And it's like any little thing is just turning her off like, eh, I'm cool. He chases dog weird? Yeah, we can't even chase our dog. No, apparently not. I don't know, you get icks really, you have really weird icks too. Yeah, I do have really weird icks. What's an egg that you have for dating? If she makes you share food or if she fucking touches your ketchup?

Flat hugs. Flat hugs. Flat hugs. Flat hugs. Oh, but they're old. Oh, my God. Flat hugs and then. I think all fugs are flat.

No, like, yantas. like wasted flat ugs are an ick, brother. Let me tell you. They go sideways now. Oh my God. I know what you mean. Fon, Gah.

Good thing you're married and you don't need to be dating. I tell my girl, don't wear those damn things. What's your dating, Greg? I have such a big one and I can't think of what it is. There's so many, that's why. I used to talk to this girl and she would eat the biggest wet burrito you've ever seen in your life every day for lunch. Ramona's looking at you like, what does that get to do nothing?

Imagine the surrador. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You're out of her pooping? El surradon. It was just too much. It was like, no, like you've never seen a bigger wet burrito. But what's wrong with that?

Every day for lunch. Okay. Once in a while. That thing got to come out. And it was never like, oh, I couldn't finish it. No, I finished the whole thing. Every day. Did it ache you that she didn't share with you?

No, she would send me a lunch. Oh, time for lunch again. That's not cute. And there was never like, I'm gonna take the rest home. Yeah, never. It was always finished.

Every time. Every time. And that was his dick. And that was a deal breaker for you. What's your girl's his dick? Honestly, it's a certain brand that Markis, my boyfriend cannot wear Adidas.

To me, it's just like, I know, I know. I'm a Nike girl, but that's my thing. Like I can. Nothing Adidas, please.

All right. Hey, Scott. Tell the studio. What's nine plus ten? Turn your life? Look at this studious food. All right, listen to them cheaters. Because a surveyed that they surveyed 2,000 Americans found people have very different definitions of cheating, Peritos, all right?

It's all about how you use your phone now. It's not even about like whether you're actually having a sneaky link. Oh, it's 41% say that flirty texting is cheating. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That is. All right, 37% say keeping a dating app profile just to look.

Oh, hell yeah. That used to be a higher percent. That's not even a question. 37% say having somebody under a fake name is cheating. Yep. Real sus. Yeah, like, you know, scam likely. What?

36% say deleting messages so your partner doesn't see them counts as cheating. Yes. Yeah, very suss. Very sucks. And another 36. 6% say secretly staying in contact with an X crosses the line. Of course. How many percent?

36%. That should be like 99. That should be 99,000%. I think those are all valid reasons to crash out. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. So stop doing that, guys.

I think having Snapchat is cheating. Just having the app. Having Snapchat is one of the biggest cheater app. It's like gateway drug and a cheating. Yeah. What are you sending pictures for? To another person? And then they disappear, right?

Yeah, exactly. You'll never know what they said to them. Yeah. Conversations gone. Yep. I hate Snapchat. Is all social media? No.

No. No? Social media. No, because, I mean, you know, we all use it for work responsibly, right? Every now and then you like something. You're like, oh, my God, with a mistake. What did I do? Cheated.

WhatsApp. What? What? What's app? What? No, no, it's not. What's app, brother? I have WhatsApp.

WhatsApp is a cheating app. Have you used a cheating app? No. No, it's a cheating. Have you used it for cheating? No, but I've heard like all the... Then why is it a cheat? I used to work in Mexico a lot, so I would use that to communicate with people.

With the people like that. Business. You used it. Yeah. I got business across the pond and that's what they use over there. I heard all the crazy Theo stories about having WhatsApp and stuff like that. Yeah. So it's like, that's a cheating app.

Well, watch yourself if you're cheating. Stay cheating in America. No. No. Thanks. Stay cheating in America. All right. Thank you.

Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball. All right, you guys. The Clippers have received the harshest punishment in NBA history. All right. And it's for salary cap circumvention with Kauai Leonard. Their owner, Steve Balmer, has been suspended for one year.

Uh-oh. He isn't allowed around the team. And he's not even allowed inside his own arena. What did they do to deserve this, Vic? He circumvented the salary cap. So let's say the Macs. that Kauai could get paid is $50 million. He asked the Clippers for 10 more million,

and they were like, okay, we got you. We'll do it off the books, essentially. We'll get you that $60 million, but we're going to do it in a sneaky way. We're going to send it to this company. That company is going to give it to you, and that's illegal. And those are rules that are placed by the Players Association to kind of cap how much people can make a year.

Exactly, because if it's not cap, then everybody, it's going to be a free-for-all, you know, and people are going to pay LaBron. a billion dollars and then it's like not going to be fair to all the rest of the teams exactly it's like have an equal opportunity to be able to land these players in baseball they can yeah and no in baseball they defer it right so basically oh got you they can't give it to you all at once yeah but then you know they'll they'll spread out the money kind of if you win the lottery they kind of spread it out like within 10 15 20 years they'll spread it out so you'll get that

money eventually so it's what old tony does right yeah oh tony almost every single player that they've signed has gone through that daughters got a montlarna We got him on Klarna. Yes, but the Clippers were also fined $30 million, and they have to forfeit five first round draft picks. So they might not be able to select a player in the first round until 2034. Wow. 2034.

And that's important. The first people to choose get the best players that are available, right? Exactly. And if you don't have a great team, you're usually going to select higher. And so it's like that means for the next almost 10 years, they're not going to, it's like, They have no reason to even scout college or high school players. They got to go scouting in the elementary schools. Don't do that either.

And I'm not like this. Scouting talent. Like, as a Laker fan, I never thought. I feel kind of bad for a clipper fans because, you know, they have a brand new arena. Yeah, they do. The culture is really dope when you go to the games there. And just for all this to be happening at such an early time in the new arena, new team, all that, the vibes are great. And then for this to happen, and then for this to happen from the very,

very top, like the guy, the guy who owns the team, it just kind of sucks. Yeah. But also they did it to themselves. They did. They knew they were doing the little tricky situation. A little, ooh, I'm going to say on paper, I'm paying you this much. But really, I'm going to hit you with someone on the side to come through to Los Angeles. And y'all said, he got caught up.

The problem was they were desperate. Like, the clippers are desperate. So, Kauai asked the same thing of the Lakers and the Raptors, who he was also considering. Oh, damn. And they said, no. They said, we're not going to do that. That's illegal under the CBA capitals. or whatever.

So they said no. And we're not going to do that for you. Right. No, and that's the thing like, maybe. That I'm pretty sure this happens a lot in sports. We got to look into what's his face is, Sixers Agreement. LeBron's? Because he's only getting paid like two million.

Because he went there for nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Go look over there, NBA commissioner. Yeah. What's your, what's your theory? What's going to happen? What did you just tell us that you think is going to happen?

What I think is going to happen with the Clippers? No, with the stadium. Okay. Okay. So I think Steve Balmer, I think Steve Balmer, I think Steve Balmer is livid. He sent a statement and he was like, we're going to fight this, you know, in the courts and like we are innocent, all this stuff, right? And so I think he's going to get so pissed off. He's going to take his team, the Clippers, and move him to Seattle where he's

originally from. Because the Clippers are just cursed. And then? And then I think the Lakers are going to move into the Intuitome. What's going to happen on crypto? No, God. Crypto's crypto. Crypto's already. But because into it, Vic says it's like, it's super modern it's the future it's so nice Steve Balmer the guy like he's a rich man he put so much into it is very nice beautiful arena yeah so would the with the Lakers go back

No to Inglewood I think I think it's a possibility I see it I see it I don't know that the Lakers would be down to it's like that's our little brother's house yeah but we built like we were playing in the forum the Lakers yeah yeah you know what I'm saying and that's like the next step up I don't know if it sounds crazy if it happens Rose Crens Vick I called it first I called it

I can see it. Lakers add into it. You ready? That would be crazy. I got to tell you guys. Then who goes to crypto? The Kings play there. Yeah, but basketball. Sparks?

I don't know. Who, they can have it. I don't know. Concerts. Concerts, yeah. Wait, I got to tell you guys how Kauai Leonard did not get in trouble by this. The only thing he has to do is pay $700,000 and that's all. A lot of people were thinking he was going to get suspended from the league or anything.

Nope. He just has to pay back $700,000, which, mind you, he got probably $30,000. 40 million dollars out of this whole fiasco. Should I not accept this cash or what? It's not my fault. Even though he asked for it. And then he also said that he's moving on to a new chapter and closing the book on this one and now he's going to Toronto.

So he's going back to the rap. He finagled all the engineers out of money. He's not even staying with a clip. He's not. That's horrible. I mean, they don't want to be coworkers. They don't want to work at each other. I like to Kauai out here.

He comes, breaks his glass and leaves. Yeah. It's bad. It's bad. And then Kauai put out a statement accepting full responsibility for the people in his inner circle lapsing judgment. Oh, I take responsibility for my manager. Guys, which was all my fault. See you later.

That's what he did. That's what he did. He did a Jepto Cito, Kurt. See you guys in Toronto. Yeah, so that was sports. I'm Rose Cranes, Victor Brownback Mornings on Power 106. Hi. I like that guy.

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