Brown Bag Mornings - 09/04/26 Best of Brown Bag Mornings: TIJUANA BACHELOR PARTY BETRAYAL 👰‍♀️

Episode Date: September 4, 2026

The squad dives into the viral TikTok "fart corner" that has students letting it rip in peace, leading to Greg’s tragic confession about why he actually had to change schools after a "vortex of sound" in second grade. We’re hitting the streets because Don’t You Know I’m Local, and the crew officially went on a ride-along with the CHP to give out tickets and film a million-view music video. The Homie Helpline gets toxic as Charlie questions if he should tell his sister he accidentally paid for her fiancé's Tijuana "smash" after a wild night at the Hong Kong club. Plus, the crew investigates a content creator making $60k a month being "gay for pay" and roasts the Montclair PD for their "mid" response to Officer Tala’s viral rap. It’s a chaotic ride through "broing out" for the cameras and "waiting in line for the piñata" for that $80 homie discount![Edited by @iamdyre 🍝]Chapters(00:00) Scrolling(5:32) Don't You Know I'm Local(12:26) Homie Helpline(24:15) Don't You Know I'm Local(29:01) Chisme(34:26) Homie Helpline Pt.2 ----------------------------- Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any brown bag mornings. This teacher's going viral right now because her classroom is about to smell like nothing but farts. Oh. Her name is Valencia, and she posts content on her TikTok of her just being a teacher and the rules that she has in her classroom. And this one rule that she has in her classroom is going super viral and y'all got to listen to this. This is our fart corner. If you need to fart, simply come over here. Fart, take about 10 seconds.

Get your little spray going on. Go sit down. Nobody's paying attention. Nobody cares. Oh, we should have one here. We would. Hey, but yeah, right, no one cares. No one's attention.

If I'm a little kid, I see a little kid, go to the fart corner. Everybody cares. Yeah, make it more obvious. I would just do a drive-by. walking my people and you're sharp in my pencil if anybody found out that you farted in school you were roasted for the rest of the year

oh yeah yeah roasted like cooked I had to change schools for that for farting and they caught you super loud it bounced off the hard part of my shoe and then it's like doing the fart won't catch you getting the air freshener and then spraying yeah and then you hit the

The woo-woo, do not come over here. I guess she made it more obvious. Yes, she did. By trying to make it less obvious to go to the FARC counter. That said, let's make a little gas station. A gas station. Oh, man. We're doing it?

But imagine, it'll be in the corner, Greg, and our videographer Jose and our videographer Eric. That means you guys catch all the drafts. Colin already does it. I don't do it here. secretly maybe in the green room but yeah not here no not the green room

the relaxation room you gotta go in the DJ booth you try to cover it your time is off yeah your timing's all off you're saying you guys have parted in here don't want

farted in here yeah 100% not voluntarily not even that time you came back with travelers not on purpose not because I wanted to not with intent

murder. I have the funniest fart story about Khan. There was this one time we were doing a walkthrough, right? Like at a theater? What? All right, take me there. I'm trying to remember. And then I'm sitting in the other room while he's walking through, like, looking at the

theater, and he comes into the room. And I thought he was going to say what's up to me, like, because he looks right at me. Uh-huh. And he looks, and he just rips one out, just, and then walks out. I was like, what was here? What was the point of that? That must have been a haunted theater, dog. I don't know what you're talking about.

I would never do such things. And he was like, I didn't let that one else. Look at me, I would never do that. Did you know Greg was there? Yeah, he looked right at me. Well, sometimes he can look at you but not know you're there. Maybe it was too late to call it back. Yeah, like he already planned it.

He was in a follow-through. Yeah, sometimes it's already in the loading dock. You know what I'm saying? You can't take it back. You can't restock it. No. It's ready to go. It's ready to blow.

You can't restock it. You got delivery. You get a tummy ache? You get a tummy ache? Oh, yeah. It goes up, and it's like, where does we even go, don't? And that's what cramps feel like. Yeah, right.

Where's the restock going? You're coming out of my ear later? What? That sounds dangerous. Tell me not your porn. Okay, so fart corner, yes? No, again. No.

And none of you have parted in school. Got caught. Yeah, I did. I was super loud one time on accident. It was so. so, like, terrifying, though. Because everybody looked at you. Everybody looked at me.

I was like, oh, man. You have to explain it. Was it PE? I kind of picture you're running in PE and then. No, no, I was sitting down. It was second grade. I was sitting down. We're all sitting down crisscross applesau.

And then my, like, my shoe is right there. I'm kind of sitting on it. And it made, like, a louder sound because of the shoe. The rubber on the shoe. Burn your rubber. And everybody just looked at me. A vortex of sound. Yeah.

Everybody just looked at me. me I went like pale face and I was just like oh and then I changed schools shortly later guys there's a ghost in here yeah I'm scared I'm scared very embarrassing for sure so when you said it made you change schools you weren't joking I thought you did change schools shortly later you changed schools for that no no no oh but it felt great change the schools I thought like nobody knows yeah one of my buddies did that but he actually pooped himself he had to change schools oh yeah wow yes it followed them over there It's still follow them over there. People were like, hey, you're the guy that

pooped his pants. Oh, poor guy. How old was he? He never recovered. Seventh grade. Never recovered. It's too late. We all remember that.

He hasn't recovered until this day. It's okay. There's some kids right now. Maybe some would have like a little incontinence problem. It's all right. So, hey, leave them kids alone. Yeah.

Yeah. At seventh grade? Yeah. Yeah. You're old. All right. Well, thanks great. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.

Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Just so you know, you listening, yes, you listening and driving. I don't know if you know this, but Brownback Mornings has powers now. Oh, yeah. We have California Highway Powers, CHP. Yeah. We do, we do.

We took a buddy ride with the California Highway Patrol last week. Right along. And Loki, I feel like we're honorary chips at this point. Oh, man. What? That was an incredible feeling. So much power in your hands. So much power.

I'm going to tell you right now. We were out on these mean streets of Los Angeles. We were running and gun in. We were giving tickets, taking names, and crying about it. Oh, yeah. Okay. Half of us in this room felt really bad for giving away tickets. Oh, yeah.

And then Vic felt amazing. Yeah. It was incredible. No, I didn't give a ticket I wanted to, though. But she gave a warning. I don't know. Officer Phillips was a little softy for that one. But I was like so,

I was so, like, ready. And then the lady happened to be from, like, Switzerland or something. That got the ticket. I do not know the language. I'm sorry, I did not know I'm supposed to do this. And then it was like, it was like, okay, all right. I understand. Like, you know, just make sure that, you know,

because she showed her international license, all this stuff. I was like, I didn't even know that existed. You just learned so much while you're all in the little ride-along. Hey, this all started because of the homie Talavera that came in here and he was wrapping his booty off and he got all viral and famous. Yep. And then we're like, hey, bro. We got, and shout out to Officer Zamoran who made sure everybody came through and we're like, let's go on freaking ride-alongs.

Let's be cops. Greg, concrete, excuse me. You guys, you dressed up? Yeah, I dressed up. I just up. Like that? I did, well, first of all, we did, we did pull over three people. What did you dress up as?

Because they were wearing the uniform and what were you wearing? I was wearing a security guard off. A security guard. You were? Like the one? Get at the swap meet? Yeah, no, the target security. Target security.

Target security. Wow. And we actually did pull over three people. Damn. And we, you know, he was giving me the option. Like, man, what do you want to do? And I could tell, I can tell right now I don't have the heart of a cop. Maybe, I don't know, because I would, I gave everybody warnings.

Go home. Oh, really? Oh, that's so nice of you. Yes. Yes. We ended up pulling people over, and I felt so scared. And we were texting and chat like, you guys, I feel so scared. We just took to put someone over for, and by the way, you guys, hey, if you're on your phone, they catch you like in seconds.

They do. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's so easy. I learned that. So easy to see you. Officer Sembert was like, hey, we're going to pull up

into the freeway and then tell me, like see how fast it's going to take you to find someone on their phone. And it's like, oh my God. And he kind of gave me a little secret. Like he was like,

we don't, we don't pull up next to you to, to see you. We pull maybe six feet behind you and we look at the side of your mirror to look inside. To see what you're doing. Oh my God.

Because by the time they pull up to the side, you're already dropping it. You already dropping it. So, so in order for them to see you on the size, like they don't, We don't pull up right next to you. They're looking at you through your side view. That blind spot is a CHP spot.

Yeah, so just so you know, guys, I infiltrated to CHP, and I'm giving you guys all the clues right now. Because Con was like, I need a badge. What? Yeah. Con was like, I need a whole bad. Like, once I put on that bulletproof vest, I was like, I don't know. Right?

I wish something would go down now. Yeah, I wish someone would try to do a high street pursuit on me. I was over there like, do you need backup? She's like, no. Back up. You stayed in the car? Yeah, she didn't let me out the car. No, I feel like I did.

If I ever was a police officer or CHP or anyone with authority, I would have wanted to do one thing and I was able to do that. What? I did a traffic break is what they call it. Oh, when they're like, go to side to side. So when they stop the freeway and then they do the cute little figure eight and then they get out and they pick something out because it's like a good citizens thing. I've told you before I call the cops all the time.

Like I snitch on like, hey, there's a. There's a cart in the third lane. Hey, there's a, I don't know, there's a fire on the side of the freeway. Like, I'm one of those call-ins. So we stopped traffic and we got out and we took the tire. We were taking selfies. What? I'm like, all these people hate us.

Like, you're being in the front of the line of that stop, you're just like, hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. I got places to go. I gave tickets to a girl on your phone. And we were literally right next to her. And he's like, count how long until she looks. Like 30 seconds before she noticed that.

CHP was right next to her. Yeah, it was cool. It was cool. And it's funny because they were like, hey, we're having fun on a ride-along, so we're just going to give you a break. And the girl's like 19. She's, I don't give it if you're having fun.

Yeah. Like, I don't care. No, she was looking at it's like, what the hell is you guys having fun on a video ride-along, how to do with me? Let the, you're better than me. I would have been like,

she's resisting! Get her! Jesus. Greg, you were crying, you're sad. I don't know. I hated every second of it. Yeah. We pulled over one.

person, right? For the phone. The officer was like, he was cool as cool as hell, cool as hell. But after that, he was on the hunt to look for other people. He was like, we're going to pull over other people. I was like, not dog, like, you're good, you're good, you're good. We ended up running into Angie. Hi. Angie, you got like the

cop of all cops that your officer was like, okay. Officer Hendry, yeah. Four tickets, right? So she was like, oh yeah, we gave out four tickets. When my cop heard that, he was like, I need to step my game up. And he was looking for everybody in anything to pull something. That's crazy.

He was cool, dog. He was cool. They went on a whole side request. Yeah, you went differently. They filled a music video. They went to Concrete's house. We did not. We did a skit, went viral,

1.4 million views. You know what that? They have their own game plan. Yeah. I went to my house. I was a hero. My kids came out. I bet.

You know, that was cool. Angie pulled over at Paisa. Yeah, dude, the whole time, same, Greg, I felt horrible. And the whole time I kept telling him, I'm like, you don't want to give him a warning. Dude, there was a point that she saw five people. One of them, she made him cry.

And I thought, I'm like, oh, you're going to forgive him. And she's like, no. She's like, just because they're having a bad day makes them stop that because they're having a bad day, they're not going to ruin someone else's day. Yeah. Logic. She was very like, it's crazy.

I think everybody in my block thinks I'm a cop now. I did it. Because I pulled up, my kids right there. I had a vest on. I'm kissing everybody. Hey, he's undercover. We'll back home later, baby. He's giving noise stickers.

Crazy. Hey, shout out to everybody. What was your officer's name? Officer Chanel. That's her first name. Yeah, Phillips. Officer Chanel. Big up to the officers that let us do a ride along with him.

This is so cool. And we're going to put up a vlog. And it's going to include your viral video, no? Yeah. Super excited. You're going to see concrete pulling. over people. Oh, yeah.

They let them. In his security office. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line.

Leti, Ben has been hiding something all summer. Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben. Boy, the writer. She said, Ben, here. Okay, all right. Ben hit us up and said, Brownback. I think my summer fling just turned into a whole situation. He said, I'm a single dad.

And this summer, I met this girl while I was. out with some friends. She's fine. We clicked immediately and we both agreed we weren't looking for anything serious, just some summer fun. We've been hooking up for about a month now. No dates, no meeting family, no posting each other, no following each other on social media, just keeping it low key. Well, last week I took my daughter to her dance class because her mom couldn't do it and tell me why I walk in and my summer fling is standing there teaching the class. I had no idea she worked there and apparently she had no idea that my that was my daughter either. We both froze, but obviously we had to act normal because my daughter's right there.

After class, she texts me, so, that's your daughter? Now here's the problem. Neither one of us want to stop seeing each other, but now families involved without us wanting it to. It gets even more messy because her and my baby mama are cool, and she's told me about how she texts the dance instructor before, and they're going to get lunch one of these days. So that means you and your baby mom are cool too. Yeah.

My daughter loves this dance class. She loves her instructor. And all along, I just wanted this girl to be a booty call. But now it's getting more serious than either of us wanted. I don't know where to go from here, but I don't want my life to get so complicated. Brown bag, have y'all ever hidden a relationship? And how did it turn out? So he's going to hide it?

Yeah, he has to. But he wants to. He wants to. He doesn't want to. involve family no family no like you have a daughter don't worry about her this is just yeah that's a that's a choice you might make but that's the friend of your baby mama no now now he just found out you think you can hide it oh that's gonna be the lunch how are you going to get the the instructor to hide it uh right yeah the only reason i again if i was this guy

the only reason i would hide it it's not because i'm i'm a word that she's going to find out I don't want to mess up their little relationship. Yeah. Their relationship? Everyone has a cool relationship. It seems like he just wants to be the scumbag and doesn't want to have, like, more than a booty call. Yeah. But as life would have it. Yeah.

Everybody just be cool, be cool. They're already home girls. I know. The baby mama and the dance instructor, isn't this best case scenario? That won't last long. Your baby mama gets along with your girl. No, that won't last long. Now that they know they're...

Or they can both hate you because you're being a scumbag. It might get stronger. Oh, they can bond over their hate? Their hate for you. Oh, man. That's happened. He needs to stop dancing around the problem. Oh.

There we go. There we go. That's so funny. So, he's not even asking what he should do. He's asking if we've hidden something. And how it turned out. Greg hides it all the time from his parents, no? Yeah, I hide it all the time from my parents.

And then, like, I have a whole bunch of girls that are blocked, but I still talk to him. Yeah. You block them, but you still talk to them? Yeah, so you block them on social media. So everything, Instagram, but then you keep the phone number open so you can still text them and that's it. But then we still hang out, but people don't know because we have each other blocked. It does seem. I guess for the homie over here, Ben, it does seem like the girl was cool with them not being like official, official or exclusive.

Because it seems like they both didn't follow each other. They both are like, eh, let's take it as it goes. But now it's like, e, the person I was taking it as it goes with coming to my. It's in the inner circle. It's in the inner circle. It's over with, dog. That's it. Hang it up. No more.

It's cooked. It's cooked. Yeah, cut it. But it also already happened. So it's kind of like you can't erase it. Yeah. Either way. You know what I'm saying?

It's like, yeah, we could stop now. But like, she's still going to find out about him hooking up with her. It already happened. Yeah. Ben wants to know if there's other people like him that have hidden relationships from other people. Have you hidden it from your baby mama? Have you hidden it from your mom, your dad, your sister, your wife? By the way, you shouldn't.

it from your wife. No, yeah, of course not. No one reacted to that. I know. You get all crazy. It's so crazy. So they've agreed to keep it secret. Yeah.

This is good chees-man. Keep it secret all the while baby mama's right there. Right. And I bet you she's going to ask Intel like, oh, so tell me about what happened with you and your baby daddy. Why don't you guys together? Oh, girl. He just had like, he just had brown stains on his underwear all the time. Oh, they know the worst too.

Yeah. Like he snores all crazy. Oh. And then she probably knew him from when he was really. He bites his toenails to take it all. Ew. And then he would eat the toenails. He's a really bad dancer, too.

Yeah, yeah. It's all this stuff. But it's okay. They've agreed. They've agreed. So we want to know, have you kept a relationship secret from someone? From who was it? Why did you do it?

Because Ben is right there with you. Lisa, Lisa in Moval. What's that, Lisa? Hello. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. What relationship did you? Hide, you little giggly goose.

Talk to us. I had my house, and I needed some pool work done, and I knew that my daughter's brother-in-law, so her husband's brother worked on pools. Your daughter's husband's brother. Not the pool guy. Yeah. Okay. The pool boy.

And so I said, hey, can you have him come over and check out my pool? Yeah. It's wet. It's wet. My pool's wet. Something's wrong with it It's squirting water everywhere I hadn't met him before

My daughter swears it I had But I said no I don't think so When he was a little boy? Yeah My daughter was with her husband for 17 years And I was married So I really didn't hang out with them Well when he came over

Good Oh my gosh So he came over to fix your pool And what happened? And now he's all grown up, has muscles. Caritas, you grew up. Oh, my God. He had muscles.

He still has muscle, girl. Oh, she's missing. She's having flashbacks. Okay, so he came over to clean the pool. What happens? Well, first we started flirting at Christmas. They all came over, and we were playing poker. He started touching my leg under the table, the poker table.

And then we ended up going out, hooking up. up and we were hooking up for like four months. And then one day we went to go play pool. Because I kept asking him, how old are you? How old are you? He wouldn't tell me. He was like old enough, old enough. Classic line.

He was 21, so I was 41. And then I was like, oh, my God, oh, my God. I don't know what I'm doing. And this is crazy. But, you know, it was just too. good. It was just too good. It was just too good.

It's crazy. So did you hide this relationship from your daughter and her husband that you're with her daughter's brother-in-law? Not just them, but my son too because he's older than my son. He's older than your son. Good, good. Have you known him for? Older than my son, but younger than my daughter.

Yeah. He's like your middle child. And they were together for 17 years. He met that for when he was four? Yeah. Oh. He hit on her phone. Yeah, that's true.

She was giving this full Capri's sons at one point, dog. But she doesn't remember. But she doesn't remember. Oh, he got little. You've got to see them. You've grown up, dude. I guess I kept flirting at New Year's one year. My dog had a feeling.

So she snatched my phone and she found out. It was ugly. Her mother-in-law found out Everybody found out Oh my god Because they thought they were having a new year's For the families to be together But it was so you can see your man

Oh my god Fast forward, it's been 11 years And now everybody Everybody's okay with it now But my daughter's now divorced But I'm still in the family One very important question I have Who cleans the pool now?

This house doesn't have a pool because he says he won't have a house with a pool, but I hope to start his own business. Because we know how you are. That's how you're not even to have a pool. We don't even have a bathtub. We just have a regarer. Right. Yeah. Because you don't get a pool guy. Crystal. Crystal in orange. Crystal, you're a crazy girl too. Crystal, good morning. Good morning. Good morning, brown bag. Crystal, you're talking about people that hid relationships. I ain't going to be laughing right now.

You hit a whole marriage. You hit a whole marriage. I did. I hid a whole marriage. Uh-oh. What? Well, I was with my ex-husband. Obviously, it didn't work out.

We were together for 10, 11 years. Wow. However, even during the relationship before we getting married, not a lot of people knew about him. Only some people knew because he was in prison. Oh. Oh, no. Prison wedding. Have you had a prison wedding?

Then we went, yep, I went and had a prison wedding that nobody knew about except his mom. His mom. Yeah. Yeah. Did you pen pal or how did you even, how'd you meet him? I met him before he went in. Okay. For a very, very short time.

And because I have a huge heart and I'm full of empathy, I stayed in contact with him. My mom did meet him once in. He did go with me once to visit in prison. And that was it. but I told her brothers they didn't know anything. And they didn't know until, I think, like, six months after everybody kind of figured it out and put two and two together. How do you propose? He proposed behind a glass.

Oh, but you went to bed. Did he make a ring for you? Actually, I bought my own ring. Well, okay, he proposed and then you bought the ring. Yeah. Okay, okay. It was so romantic. I bought my own ring.

Oh, it was so romantic. And then you have the officiant there that does it and it's like... Oh, no, I'm talking about a proposal. When he proposed you? The whole thing, did he put his hand? Did he put his hand to the glass and you put your hand on the glass? No. They say what I do.

And then all you hear is, Riddquez, time's up. Yeah. Wrap it up, buddy. You gotta get back. Let me just give her a hug. You're like one hug and one kiss. Let's go. One hug and one kiss.

Oh, that's love. You guys still together? Oh, no. I divorced him. Oh. I divorced him in 2020. Oh, it didn't work out. Why?

Oh, hell. No, no, it did not work out. No, no, it did not work out. What happened? Um, if it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it must be a duck. Some people never change their old ways. Oh. He's back in prison.

Yeah. He's back in a nutshell. In a nutshell. He went back to the jail. Okay. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you?

from Messe, don't you know I'm local? And there's a beef brewing, you guys. I think we started a couple word. What? So you know we had the CHP up here, and we had Officer Talavera come through. So he'll represent the AVPD or Sheriff Department. Patch banging, let's go. Yes, for real.

He came in and he rapped over Uchiwali. It was really fun. It went viral. It went all over the news. But apparently other cup authorities. Are looking at it like, I could do something better. Can they? Okay, Loki, it's kind of our fault a little bit because we were on this radio station.

We like, L-A-Pedy, what up? You see? L-A-F-D, what-up? Who wants to come and be a rap? We did that, we did that. So, Montclair PD, Montclair PD did a video that's now going its own kind of viral where they bring up this freestyle on Power 106, and then they try to one-up Officer Talavera.

listen to this. L' tea. Have you seen this? Top of the morning we're at Power 106. You tuned in the ground bag

so you know what it is. Highway Patrol. Yeah, that's mid. Oh, that's mid. He said, yeah,

that's mid. Let me get a beat, okay? He better bring it. He better bring it. So this is what the Montclair PD has in response.

Him. Yo, Montclair, listen up. Let us mess. Get loud. P.E. on the street. Keep you watch for the crowd. Respect the C and Vee. They were setting the trend. Showing what it means. When the street is a friend. Lock your cars up tight. Don't leave your cage and your ride.

Lock your doors in night. Keep your love for inside. Take care of your home. Be aware of your block. Small steps make a difference around the clock. Don't drink and drive. Don't gamble with faith. Get a sober ride home. Don't tempt the state. No crime in Montclair. Keep your choices in line. Build up the city. And let the convenity shine. is he Chicano rapping right now? He should have kept that one. Don't say that. No.

He's doing his thing. He's doing. He sounds like mortal technique. Mortal. What thing? What thing is that? His thing. La de el.

Look, he has beats headphones on. He has his own mic stand. They did it. They did the video. They fell a rhymer with my weather. I'm not the greatest. But man. I think it's the beat.

No, you know what I think it is? I like the message, too. That's your phrase. Get the message, delivery on the other hand. The delivery is whack. He shouldn't have started off saying Talavera was mid. Yeah. Tali, a local hero at this point right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the homie man. He's a hero. He's killing it. And he did a really good job, which is some of the people would not expect a CHP officer to be that good. Yeah. Be that good. Sounds like Jeezy.

Uchiwali. Yeah. I'm serious. I'm serious. He's not more in the tuck I hear. Yeah. But when you lead your video with yeah, that was mid as another authority, what happened to the blue line? It better come with a high tops.

It's true. What about that? He crossed it. He crossed it. He did so he's an A that was mid and then proceeds to do that. His rap. I think it's the beat. It could have been like, oh, let me like that was fire.

We can do it too. Yeah. Yes. Like giving him pro. Why did he have to shoot at him? He led with mid. That was mid. Yeah.

He led with that was mid. He led with that was mid. And then let me. He didn't come in humble. Here's your backup. We're your backup. Oh, yeah. I like that.

You know? Yeah. Like we're a team. Yeah. And then Vic, you put in the comments. You should have dissed Claremont. Yeah. That would have got the crowd riled up.

That would be like, oh, now, now, you know, Claremont has to respond or Montclair, whatever. I get them confused. But I thought that would have been cool. You know what I'm saying? Or something. I don't know. I didn't like it.

I'm sorry. Okay. I can't be in Montclair now. No, you can't. The top comment is, can we issue Fixit tickets for a bad rapist? Oh. They know. They probably know what they were doing.

They probably know what they were doing. Nobody from Montclair comments. Televara's still on top then. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's on top. You know their PD stations, L-A-FD. If you want to do it, just show love and then jump on it.

Yeah. We should just go do a whole Uchiwali cipher. Like we just cops and authorities. And that'd be tight. Yeah. Copchi wali-walei-wale. Capchie bang, bang. Okay, well, there's that.

Zool, come here? Now what's going on? Damn! Cheese Mason with Angie. Okay. When you guys say something gay, normally you say no homo or... Pause. That's the new thing, right?

Yeah, pause. Hey, yo. Okay, no. There's the new one. It's not gay if it's on camera. Oh, gosh. Or apparently this is what this guy tells his girlfriend when he does gay stuff on camera. Listen.

My boyfriend is only gay when the cameras are rolling. He makes me feel a little bit insecure. He'll bring up how a man feels better. The guys, they don't have the emotional spot, you know? Like, I can't have a relationship with one, though. It's more just, like, to have fun with. This has always been my rule. since day one.

If the cameras are on, it's not gay. Okay, so what is he talking about? Does he make movies or? So he is a content creator and he does like guy on guy stuff, right? Oh my gosh. And he's saying, you know, love doesn't judge, you guys. It doesn't mean anything for him

because I actually found other clips and he's talking about like, you know what? He can't perform or do those videos in front of his girl. Personally choose not to watch his content. I wouldn't be able to perform if you were watching because when I'm alone with the guy, want like our time like kind of like to bro out if you're there you kind of like mess up the bro-ness you know what I mean and maybe it's the money that turns me on it's the guys that

turn me on whatever gets me going like I'm into but he's not gay he's straight he was explaining it and he's like you know what as content creators like videos with a girl like you know it doesn't make that much money but when it's like a guy on guy it's like he makes a lot more money what kind of content is like only fans um um I I'm not quite sure. Or is it. Yeah. I'm not sure.

Gay content. That's what it is. I don't know. Because is that really your step sister? So, oh, so he's like, oh, I'm acting. It's acting. It's for the cameras. He makes.

This is yucky, guys. I don't want to be doing this. You think I want this? I love the money. I love the money. But he said it feels better. But he says, but he prefers to. But there's no emotion of connections.

But they're really. They're broling out. They're broling out. And he's like, I don't want any girls around anywhere. I don't want to look at those yucky girls. Blowing my bros, man. What's going on? Broco. He's gay for pay.

He's just saying that he's straight. I wonder how the gay community would feel about this, though. It's like, okay, he's just pretending to be gay. He's a fake. Yeah. So, like, are you using us? Like, if that was a, yeah. The lifestyle.

He makes $60,000 a month filming that. A month? Yeah. Oh, now you're changing your mind. Fine, huh? Great. What are we doing here, guys? That's not enough, man.

Let the edge get out. Let the edge get out. Are you okay? Are you guys fine? Connor to make $60,000 a year or month. Oh, way more. Way more. I think that straight guys do like to clown very sussie.

The guys in the room here. Yeah. Yeah, it's just clowning. It's funny. Yeah, but they're straight. But their clown is gay stuff. Yeah. It's just clowning.

Because it makes you uncomfortable. It's funny. No, but it's like it doesn't make you. You're like, he, oh, I'm going to draw a penis on his face. Yeah, it's funny. The minute it's not funny is when somebody actually is. Then that's when it's like, well, what's the funny in that? That's just their life.

Oh, you're gay. Yeah. It's not funny no more. Exactly. Yeah. It takes all the fun out of it. I'll be gay. Go be gay, dude.

I guess at what point does it cross the line? Because it's like, it's all he has until then. When does it cross the line? Well, he's saying it's just. When swords touch, that's when it crossed the line. But he's saying it's not gay if it's on camera. So he's just pretending. I can see what he's saying, man.

But that's a far pretend dog. See, like, I pretend, you know, I, you know, I did the skit just this past week. And I pretend that I was in the back of a car car and I was getting that I was snitching. I was kidding, man. I wasn't, you know. Yeah. It's not funny if he actually snitches. No, no, then it's not funny.

This guy, you know. He's gay. He's gay. No, he's actually gay. He just won't admit it? Yeah, he's gay. He won't admit it to himself. Yeah.

Let me play it again. My boyfriend is only gay when the cameras are rolling. He makes me feel a little bit insecure. He'll bring up how a man feels better. The guys, they don't have the emotional spot, you know? Like, I can't have a relationship with one though. It's more just, like, to have fun with. I can't imagine me like, oh, the camera's up.

Hey, get the hell off of me, guy. Who knows? Hey, hey, that's gay. Get that out of there. Get that out of there, buddy. Enough is enough. That's what you call it. That's not how it works.

I don't know. I don't know. He said they're broing out. He said they're broing out. And cut. Sackamela. Yeah. Regressamela.

Sackala. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want it back. Rehant me. Yeah. Okay, yeah, backens de all. I don't know.

Tengo sposa. All? Yeah, okay, yeah. All right. Thank you, Angie. Corte, corte, corte. I don't know. I think we didn't get the answer.

We didn't, but that's the amusing. It's not gay if it's on camera. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homeie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line.

Oh, letty, this guy, Charlie, really did it this time. bit my finger. Yeah. Somebody else. My accent changed, too. He hit us up and said, hey, brown bag. My name is Charlie. My sister's wedding is coming up,

and I feel like I might have already ruined her marriage. So me and my Soonabee brother-in-law are really close. I'm the baby of the family. I'm the only boy and have three older sisters, so I look at him as my older brother for real. He's funny as hell, makes good money, and treats my sister

well. When he proposed to my sister, after four years of being together, I was happy, he was officially going to be my brother-in-law, and one more reason. Bachelor party. He said, I'm single, I'm 23, and I've never been to a bachelor party, so I was excited. Plus, I know all his homies, they're maniacs. I knew I was going to be invited because my sister told Hector he can't have a bachelor party if he doesn't take me.

So last week was the bachelor party. There was a group chat planning it for months. We sent memes and all this stuff about how crazy it was going to be, but really the plan was just to stay in San Diego for the weekend and party in the gas lamp district. Well, things didn't go exactly as planned. We were in San Diego getting lit all day at the pool. We went bar hopping. Then the guys started daring each other to go across the border and party there.

Somehow, within an hour, we ended up going to Hong Kong. Oh, wow. Great Chinese food. He said, we were there just to have some fun and get some drinks. Then the night got crazy. Hector and some of his homies disappeared, and I felt like I was in the hangover. Almost two hours went by, then I see him at a stripper arguing, and he's getting kicked out because she said he didn't pay. So he looked at me and said, Charlie, give him the cash!

So without thinking, I paid for his dancer, and they let us stay till the rest of the homies met back up with us. When we got in the car, all the homies were bragging about smashing the strippers. I thought I just paid for this horny foo's lap dance But I think I paid for his prostitute I feel so guilty brown bag I'm an accomplice in all this Do I tell my sister I paid for my brother-in-law's hooker

Oh, yeah, yai What happens in Hong Kong stays in Hong Kong No, it's right, you know, no, no Depends, sometimes it comes back It's right here. You talk like you've been there. You've been there, Greg? Never in my life.

Okay, so why you tell you like you've been there? For real? Because I've heard stories and great stories and great stories of just how good the Chinese food did. Of great men. That'll take a journey. Great warriors have crossed borders. The warriors before me that have given their lives. Okay, so it's a brothel?

Yes. Oh, I thought it was really? I believe it's a combo. Some would say. Combination. I believe it's a combination. They have room. It's a restaurant with a play place.

Yes. You go through the glass door. It's a restaurant with a play place. Play place for grownups. You know what I mean? Oh, no, I don't know what you mean. Okay, from you guys hear, who has actually been there? I have not.

I have not. I have not been there. Oh, so you guys are all just assuming. I've heard things. Yeah, my homie's a regular there. Regular? He lives over there in San Diego, so it's like down the street. So he's like, yeah, I'll go all the time.

And he's like, there's rooms and it's like, it's insane. Okay. Yeah. It's forbidden. So he went with it on a bachelor party. Yeah. And I guess it ended up there, it's starting San Diego. Yeah.

Ended up there. He might have been tasked to go to be like, aim, go make sure Hector's being good. Go switch. Because his homies are going to, they're going to trip out. They're going to do something crazy. Yeah. And now he's wondering, shish. Yeah.

When she asked me, how was the bachelor party, expecting me to give her intel, do I give her the intel? Telling her would be the right brother thing to do. However, he's also guilty in this situation because he gave bread to the stripper that could have smashed his brother-in-law. Yeah. But he doesn't know what they did. Ask.

So you don't want to, you know, you don't want to like. Ask his brother-in-law? Yeah. I don't even want to know. He wouldn't tell him. Calling us. He wouldn't tell him, though. No, I know what I'm saying.

I'm him. I don't know if I want to, I don't know if I want to know. Like, brother. The truth. Yeah, yeah. Because now I know, man. You know, it's my brain. You know, you already messed up my brain, dog.

Yeah. Now, like, I have to know. Now you're conscious. I already, I already shelled out $88. How much? I think that's how much it is. So we've been told. Well, I mean, you know, there's a service chart.

What? That's a service fee. Yeah. They converted it I'm just saying if you get the room That's a little more I've heard But what I'm saying

Move on man Who's saying you Who sent you Who set you? Who set us up right here, bro? No yeah I mean I think he paid for something And he thinks he paid for that

He doesn't really know You know what I'm saying But everybody else in the car is like my guy my guy yeah my guy what did they say you go to pizza for pizza right what do you go to Hong Kong for him

he keeps saying sometimes you get the wings yeah Chinese food so tell your sister oh no mind your business dog mind your business just ask me your sister

for the $88 plus service me 40 back just tell her hey you owe me $8 and no one to ask you like that's It couldn't be more. You said two hours? That's a long time.

That's a long time. Bro, who does that? Apparently. A dance at a strip club for an hour is probably like 80 bucks. Because is that. For an hour? What? That's three songs.

We were just talking about earlier, like the rules to a bachelor party. Yeah. Right? So this is where it gets tricky for the girls in this situation. It's like, dang, I could let my man go and then he's going to sleep with a stripper, right? Mm-hmm. And then it's kind of like these stories happen. But she's tripping if she don't let him go.

Yeah? Like they're tripping. You're insecure. y'all, you guys were freaking jumping the border. You said you were in San Diego. This shows me eight girls. If your man stays you were in San Diego, more than likely, his friends are going to just carry him over. He was kidnapped.

He was kidnapped. We're a little bit kidnapped. I had my homeboy's bachelor party. He did it in San Diego. And we did a deep sea fishing right there off the coast of San Diego. Oh, nice. And that's all we did and went to an arcade. That's amazing.

Wow, that's very grown up. What are you guys like 12? Yeah. That's what we did. Okay. That sounds like that sounds like a lot of fun. It's a whole lot of fun. It's a very hosop, very hos up.

Yeah. My boy Anthony Cook, that was his thing. That's what we did. That was it. So you guys came home smelling like pescado? That's a great. Hey! Great cover of all.

Deep sea fishie. You got to really think about it, man. You got to really think about what I'm saying here, buddy. So what should she do? We threw the bait out there. It always came back. What did you catch? Oh, yeah, what did you catch?

Marlins. She's probably like, hey, it's good. My brother's going. Keep an eye on Hector. Make sure it doesn't get too crazy. And I would assume going with a stripper to a room and then fighting with her over payment. That's even worse, man. Yeah, yeah.

If you didn't have the $88, yeah. Don't fault me on that. It's over there. You kept saying it. But don't quote me. I could be wrong. Okay. You can say it.

I shouldn't repeat it. The dollar probably, you know. Wait, now? Okay, so whatever the cost is. He wants to know if he should tell his sister what his brother-in-law did at the Bachelor party. Keep in mind, this will incriminate him because he did pay. He was just like, what, what's going on? You pay me?

Okay, here. And then later found out that all the guys were smashing the strippers. Everyone but everyone but the bachelor maybe in his brain. to help him excuse it in his nervous system. Yeah. Okay. Do I tell my sister I paid for my brother-in-laws brosti? Dude, I don't know.

You know what? I would never. I'm not Charlie, brother. I would never say the things that we've done at the after party that one's like that's my a C-Moy. Wait, what? Wait, you're big? Wait, you're big?

I would never be like, that sounds like we did something. I would never say it on air, well, we've done the transgress. that we made. Shut on, man! Just know that I would never get on here. You keep saying it. Oh, my God. Oh, man.

Oh, man. Yeah. I love you. I love you, babe. Anthony and Fontana. Anthony, basically, our guy, Charlie, wants to know if he should tell his sister that his brother-in-law got a prostit, and I just said he paid for the prostee to get with his brother-in-law.

All right, Anthony. What's sorry? Good morning. You know what? At first I was thinking, I was like, you know what? That's his sister.

He should tell her, right? That's the right thing to do. That's his honor, right? But then I started thinking, you know what? This happened in a whole other country in Mexico, right? So I'm like,

so technically it doesn't really count. And he did tell him that it was just a lap. He did just tell him it was a lap dance. He didn't say what it was. Oh, he didn't say it. No, he just said, Charlie, pay up. He disappeared for two hours.

And then. Somebody. You know, we all know what happens. It's just one dance, three minutes, right? So, you know, well, he was gone two hours. He was gone two hours. Damn. You know, all for $88?

He was probably waiting in the line for, like, the $45 million. Oh, my. Oh, my God. That's even. That's insane. Waiting in line. Hey, Irmana, her, if you start getting itchy, your, just, just take that anti-biotic, honey.

No, wait right here. No, no, that's fine. Number 24, number 24. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we are. Like a carnisserie? Number 24, no one of 24. A, food no front cuts. Your carne planchada, really, me.

Hey, take it easy up there. Same something for the rest of us. Waiting a line, is it insane? Waiting in line. We should start with the smaller ones first. How do you tell? Apparently the guys know. Line them on.

Line them up. Line them up. Like a piñata light? Little ones up front. Smaller ones up front. Ew. Hey, Apple 6-1, get in the back. That's how you bad trip.

Sierra, talk to us. What would you tell the movie, Charlie. Good morning. Y'all are crazy. Waiting in line is crazy. That's what we could count on y'all men to do. That's just out of control. Waited line, right?

They'll wait in that line. Listen, I'm here with the more grounded, mature approach. If I was Charlie, I would give my soon-to-be, potentially soon-to-be brother-in-law the opportunity to tell her himself so that I could stay out the business. And then, you know, if he didn't, I'm saying, listen, it's either you tell her or I am. And at the end of the day, just end on business. You did it. You paid for it like it is what it is.

He was drunk. Charlie was drunk, so it's okay that he paid for it. It's really not that incriminating, you know? Like, the groom came to me, asked me to pay for a tap on his bachelorette party. Like, okay, I paid for it. I was drunk. I didn't think about it. But afterwards, you know what I'm saying, man to man?

Like, you're not about to have me out here acting like my sister for you. I'm sorry. My loyalty is going to be with my sister. You can tell her or I can tell her, and that's what I would do. That is the more grounded answer. And sometimes I'm thinking, too, what ends up happening, especially if the homies are maniacs, they're going to bring it up. And they're going to bring it up at a time where now you're going to get caught up for

paying for it, not saying anything. And then whatever happening happening, right? Because I would love if you guys se quedaved caleditos and you didn't say what happened, right? But if they were all talking, flexing about smashing the stripper, do you think they'll bring it up another time? You think they'll bring it up at the wedding? I mean, maybe they should have also been smart enough to just leave brother out of it. If y'all wanted to do it, just leave bro out of it.

Like, why? It did. It was his bachelor party. Incriminate him by association. Well, they left him alone. They ditched them. Right. Dumb.

They had to have a smoother plan. Yeah, guys, you have to think you got to be smarter than that. They should have got him up brother. You want to be sniggy. They should have got him for us. Extracted him. Hey, go have fun. Yeah.

Do they have like a hotel, like a snooty fox out there? It's connected from what I've heard. It's connected to the, yeah. Oh my God. There's rooms in there. What? What? You can think of it.

Yeah. Concrete was like, no, no. There's nothing. Wait. Wait, it's also in the hotel. Damn, bro. I was just... A wire under a shirt, too, with me?

No way. You got to say you're a narc if you're a narc, big. I'm not a narg. What's going on, though? Are you witnesses or not? Damn. I didn't know that. I was like, they should have just said it to like the whatever that

snooty foxes for over there. But it's also... They thought of that. They thought of that. They thought of that. They're like, yeah, they have an underground tunnel. Come on, man. They do?

Damn. Okay, all this time. We're just adding... I don't know. Adding extras? Adding truths? I don't know. I don't know they're blueprints

and they're layout. Maybe you do. Not an architect. Why did I say that? There's a big HK when you walk in the hallway. Oh, my goodness. It's a bed and breakfast over there. I guess there's beds.

Art. Art in Paris. I think he shouldn't say anything He was invited to the bachelor party So whatever happens there They're there And second of all I don't think he's smashed

Because if you used to In order to smash in Hong Kong You pay up front You know You don't pay up front You can go in into the room If you pay after That means you got a lap dance

How much do you pay up front It depends on the girl Depends on the day What's the range What's the range You act like you know So what's the What's the range?

Well, my brother knows. My brother is there like every other way. Okay. So what's the range? Ask your brother. And then he just confirmed that. What's the range? It all depends.

It depends on if the girls filling you. She'll give you a discount. You'll get a homey discount. You'll never know. So what did your brother pay? What was the price that your brother paid? How much to pay? 80? 80.

Wait, so he was $80. Oh. 88. He didn't get a service. Yeah. He got your brother discount. That sounds like 80 plus tax. Okay, let's look at it this way.

U.S. American dollars. Let's say we're dudes too. A lap dance, if this is supposed a lap dance, cost $88. Smashing, $80. Which one are you going to do? I'm going to walk out. Thank you, good man. Greg, Greg, the single one.

If a lap dance costs $88, supposedly because he paid after, right? $88. But smashing is $80. I'm smashing. Dude. Of course I'm walking out. I would never saw my body. that much. I said. I sold it for less. You sold it for a cheeseburger. You sold it for a

nothing. Yeah. I've done it for on the love the game. Yeah, I've done it for literally nothing. Slice of pizza. Jeez. What happens. Stay out of it. What happens. Yeah. What happens. Yeah. What if he's a habitual cheater? Weird, man. Going out there with I'm not going to it. You're not going to go to it. But that is then, is that making you guilty that some issue is going to happen? No, I'm just, I don't feel I going. I'm baby. I I don't feel like going. But like when my little sister gets married, I'm probably, I'm not going to go, brother.

Because you don't want to see that. Be like, that's what I'm going to say. I'm pulling up, though.