Brown Bag Mornings - 09/09/26 A Tongue-ful of Salsa... 🥵🌶️ | Brown Bag Mornings

Episode Date: September 9, 2026

The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline for Henry, whose sister refuses to pay for a $2,000 Tesla glass roof her kids cracked with a baseball because "that's not what family does,". Between the parenting drama, the crew investigates T-Pain’s million-dollar lawsuit against Akon and warns the "butt sniffer" is officially back in custody in Glendale. 🤐💸🚗[Edited by @iamdyre 🤠]Chapters(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local(5:53) Chisme(9:34) Petty Police(13:17) Scrolling(16:06) The Weather W/ Concrete!(17:46) Homie Helpline(50:57) Don't You Know I'm Local(54:28) Chisme(56:45) Rap Sheet(59:34) Studious Foo(1:04:41) Play Ball ----------------------------- Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type Robback mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, Perrito. Do it. Go! What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? Real quick update before I get into this really cool story about LAX.

They arrested the but-snifferful, remember we talked about it? Yeah. The Bucniffer dude that's been going around. We've talked about him at least for a couple years now. He's been caught her in Burbank and the Empire Center just sniffed because of booties. And then he just recently did something or got caught for in Glendale. Which are very close by each other. He's hoodhaping.

Just everyone would know. He's around shopping centers and all of that. They arrested him and I think they gave about 170-ish days. It's nothing too crazy for what he did. And I think that's why he continues to do it. Because maybe for him, the temptation of doing that is worth the however many days he has. That's the stingy. For sure.

But it's crazy. I saw like a footage from when he would sniff buts. And girls, if you're reaching for something at the grocery store or like at a Walmart or Target or Barnes & Noble and you're kind of facing the aisle directly that you're looking, not the aisle, excuse me, the wall. He goes and he pretend he's looking at something low from the other side or tying his shoe and then he just sniffs your boo. That is disgusting. It's insane. So be very careful. The next time you see

someone in your peripheral low, because you kind of are like, oh, they're grabbing something like from the lower ends now he's down there to sniff you. Yeah, in a hundred-something days. Crazy. Knee him in the face.

Or fart of them. Just let it. He might like that. He would love it. Yeah. That's even worse. Yeah. Because if you're down there sniffing,

what are you sniffing for? True. I'm all saying. Oh, so. Badly. Okay, now to LAX News because this one's pretty cool. I don't know if you remember

this but before 9-11, you could go all the way to the gates when dropping someone off or picking someone up from an airport. It seems like that's officially coming back at LAX. TSA just launched a new program called Gateside by TSA Precheck, where certain people without a plane ticket can go through security and all the way to the gates. They can dine in the restaurants, shop in the area. So the last thing we need is more people taking up more space. There's already no seats when you get there.

Yeah Really? What's the point of us? You could walk your mom to the gate You could go and pick up your boo From the gate Yeah, ooh I like this Instead of

If they really love you They'll pick you up from LAX If they really love you They will walk you And get you from the gate Yep Oh You're the first one

That's gonna be at the gate So don't know I know I'm like this If they really love you They wouldn't expect that No No expect that No no

No chagre Jerry Garcia better be at the gate for you If he really loves you Let's go right Alex is a nightmare already It's a nightmare already dude I thought you were able to do that No matter what

No you have to stop at security You have to leave people at security Yeah but they never ask for your like boarding pass Yeah they do I've never been asked for my boarding pass They check that you have a boarding pass And they check your ID No yeah your ID will let them know that you have a flight

that day Oh technology I didn't know that You know when they check your ID Or passport or LID I thought they were just checking my idea. No, no, no, no.

It lets them know exactly like who you are and what you're doing here today. Well, speaking of that, I personally think, I get the traffic part of it and those situations, but I do foresee some kind of security

mishap happening. Because now it's like, hey, they're in, but they don't have a ticket. But why are they here then? Yeah, imagine going to the airport to go dying. I'm going to pay $40 for a burger

that I can get outside for 10? Yeah, that's crazy. Why would I do that? I want to do that. Now, before you do this, you have to be an eligible, trusted member or have a known traveler number. You can apply for one for TSA, pre-check members, one to three days before you want to go. It's free, but you have to be approved. So maybe that will be helpful on the security matter that I was speaking about.

But yeah, I can get a little iffy. And what trip me out, you know, you're talking about how crowded it was? It must have been really crowded than before 9-11. I probably was And when all of these security measures took place Because of the unfortunate events of 9-11 Which were coming up on the anniversary this Friday, by the way A lot of people had a gripe of it

They have to go to security, they have to take off their shoes They have to go through all of that Their family can't go to the gates Now their family can't go to the gates And these enogados for nada Are like, oh, now how dare they? You're mad when it happens, you're mad when you don't? Because now I've got to park

And I got to walk across the street and walk you in and make sure you're getting into the gate like you're a little baby. No, now you love your girl so much. Yeah, that's true. We just got used to it now. We got used to it now. We got used to it. Yeah. Think about it.

All those people that wait at the end with the signs with the names and stuff like that, now they're going to be right there at the end. Inside. Yeah. It used to be like that. Yeah, like in the movies. That's what I keep thinking. Like 20 people. Yeah.

Well, I like it. My friend. It's coming. I know Angie you only go to the airport. I just want to chill for the same. Yeah. You guys don't understand. Just take up seats.

Just take up seats. The airport sucks, you guys. Not even seats. Not even at gates. We're just going to go. You know how in airports there's little galleries. You can never stop and look because you're rushing to go to your gate. We can go.

Now we have time. Go buy a I love Los Angeles sweater for $79. Right? I mean. Get a $17 yogurt parfait. It's a cutesy vibe. It is. It is. Now you can do it.

All right. That was the no. Do it. Come here? Now what's going on? Damn! Cheesemation with Angie. Okay, you guys.

T-Pain is suing. Conveein. What? Convick. Yeah. Music. Banger. Yeah, he's suing Convick Entertainment again.

This is not the first time. This is the second time he's suing them. They beef it, uh, Acon. Well, that's the crazy part, right? Because. Acon signed T-Pain, right? But... Wow.

No, they're not beefing it. T-Pain is not beefing it with A-Con. He's actually suing the company, the entertainment company. So it's like, it's nothing personal. It is. It's more business-wise? No, because he's saying, you know what? If you're my homie, but you sue Brownback, you're suing me, bro.

We're beefing it, dog. Yeah, we're beefing. You think so? I thought I'm like, okay, maybe it's separate because this is, he's suing, T-Pain's suing A-Con for Unfeiting. paid royalties. Yeah. Yeah.

It's personal, no? Yeah. I'm suing you because who drank all the coax on the back dog? Yeah. It was the company. It was you. It was the company. Okay, maybe I just don't want to believe it because I'm like, they have so much history

together. They have freaking bartender. Yeah. That's crazy. I didn't know Acon signed tea pain. That man can like retire because he also signed Lady Gaga. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Sheesh. One of my favorite. Kobe O'Donnie. Yeah. That guy was incredible. Did he fight this? Yeah. He did.

Oh, damn. Don't come back. Oh, that bangers. Yeah. But I mean, when it comes to that, I feel like, okay, Acon, we all love him. We love his music. Yeah. You're really going to put your business truck?

Yeah. Yeah. I love that. Off your stones. Don't see notice that that pinky ring is bright and love, fellas handling the size and you are in nature. Sorry, it's taking too long to get to the hook. Oh, I was waiting for him.

Yeah, sorry. Yeah, so he is suing him for unpaid royalties for like half a million. Yeah. Which is kind of sketchy because, again, I told you guys, this is the second time he's suing him. And pretty much they had a deal where T-Pan would get 75% of the royalties, right? So then this distributor actually paid A-Convict Entertainment like $1.3 million. And T-Pen's like, okay, I'm supposed to get like $900,000. But they only gave him, like, half of it.

So then T-Pain was saying like, hey, where's my other half? Where this is a sketchy part because Convick entertainment saying like, oh, you got to check with this other company, which is actually owned by A-Con's younger brother. And when T-Pay was asking for his money, that label was giving him the runaround. And that's why T-Pain's like, you know what? I'm not messing with that. The same brother that he used to send out to perform on his behalf? He has multiple brothers, so we don't know. Yeah, this is his younger brother.

Who is T? Who is A-Con really? Yeah, right? Maybe it's his brother. Maybe he's been a group all along. Yeah. Who cut baby I'm back with Bash? Was it I go?

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it was his brother. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl.

Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty. Petitist. All right, my friends. So yesterday, I don't know if you saw this, but with all this crazy weather, there was an advisory for the way. at the beaches. Crazy.

Okay, so the waves went up to like 10 feet in some beaches. And it was advised to stay away from these areas. Of course, if you're a surfer, that means no. That means we ride. We ride it done. KTLA interviewed a surfer and he explained what happened in Surf Talk. It's been the best conditions ever, dude. You could just drop straight into them, get real pitted, come out of them, hit them, hit

the lip and just go, wapah. Capa. Yeah, just pooh. Get the lip. Yeah. It does a whole other language to me. Yeah. What's skittish?

Listen. It's been the best guineas ever, dude. You could just drop straight into him, get real pitted. Come out of them, hit the lip, and just go, what pa. Yeah, just pooh. Someone somewhere understands exactly what he said. But not us. No.

Why is this in petty police, you make? ask. Oh, it's because we have a very petty king on our hands. It's a little DJ Greg C. Greg hates surfers, I found out. What? Why? He saw this video and instantly hated. By the way, check out the video.

Brown by Morning's 106 on Instagram. Tell me the surfer doesn't look like Greg. So I think he just hated. No, this guy's not being original. There's a viral video that came out like years ago. And it's the same thing. A surfer was being interviewed. And he says the same exact thing, what, way funnier.

So this guy just copied him. Dude, you get the best barrels ever, dude. Just like, you pull in, and you just get spit right out of them. And you just drop in and just smack the lip. Hopa. Drop down. And then after that, you just drop in, just ride the barrel and get pitted. So pitted like that.

Oh, you say he plagiarized his interview? Yes. No. Well, I think they're just talking the same language. I like that, though. That means he's in on the joke. And he said it. Well, he had one.

one opportunity and he used it. Copy the joke. That's it. I don't even think it's a joke. That's how they talk. I just think, yeah. Yeah. It's like, hey, I saw someone speak Spanish 10 years ago.

So when I hear someone speak Spanish now, that's so weird, you guys are just copying the guy. I see what you're saying. That's like, if I'm getting interviewed, I'm like, I'll gori, pa ya. That would be awesome. That would be awesome. That would be awesome. That would be awesome. But if you saw me getting interviewed and I talk like that,

I go to gore pa ya, he do talk like that. You talk like that. Now I would know you're in on the joke. I don't think it's a joke. I think they're genuinely. These are terms in surf talk and they're using it. You think he's really getting pitted? Yes, the pitted, the skirmish or whatever.

Let's play them together. Let's see how they sound together. It's been the best conditions ever, dude. You could just drop straight in. You just get spit right out of it. Okay, I'm sorry. It's too much. I couldn't tell them apart, but that was totally wicked.

Yeah. Sweet. Right, right, bro? Yeah, bro. You just hate surfers, and I don't appreciate it. I don't hate surfers. And the surfer that is popping right now, the dude that Ethan, that got popping, he looks just like you. She wishes he was popping.

The other one is a white dude, yeah, bruh. That's the original. That's the OG. You cannot copy the OG. Hang loose. Be original. Tank loose is crazy. Point break.

Okay. That's petty bullies. Scrolling with zombies. Spooky. season is upon us and people are already getting into the scary mode. So, there's a vital trend going on right now that people were making AI photos of Cat in the Hat, Dr. Seuss, the main character, you know, the big cat with the hat and everything, standing outside of people's doors in their ring camera. So it's like a ring camera photo, right? Cat in the hat, you'll see the character just standing there in the distance. But the problem is, it's turning into real life now. People are standing outside of people's houses in a cat in the hat costume.

Oh, gosh. And there has been five police reports reported now. And Dr. Seuss outside their house. Yeah, it's going to get someone caught up. That's going to get someone caught up. That's going to get someone. It's the same thing as the clowns. Do you guys remember that?

A few years ago, they were talking about a clown following people. Yes. Or kids at schools. Yes. That went viral low key. This Dr. Seuss guy as well, whoever he is, he's doing the same thing. At the schools, he's. popping up. This cat in the hat guy.

Yes. There's no name to him, right? I don't think there's no name to him. Dr. Seuss, Cat in the Hat. Yes. Dr. Seuss is the author. Cat in the Hat is a character. Oh, okay. Thank you for that. You're welcome. Yes. Cat in the Hat is being reported at the schools being seen and outside people's windows as well. No, no, no. Don't do that. So it's getting spooky. Get ready. Get ready. That's scary. But yeah, if you stand outside somebody's door all scary

like that, you're liable to catch a gat in the hat. You know what I'm saying? Damn. Thank you. I'm waiting. I think you're going to show up to Heaven's Gates. How'd you get here? I don't know. I just sit outside.

Take easy, man. Maybe a bat and a hat. Like, you only did it. Oh, wow. I like it. That's a little too far there, buddy. Same time for the rest of us. We cannot get into the bats.

Oh, my goodness. Be careful when you eat those green eggs and ham. That's the whole other book. That's the same book. It's the same author. It's the same author. It's not the same book. That's not the same book.

That's not the same book. book? No. No. You're kidding me. Unless you had a big book that had all the little books inside of it. You're telling me, Green Eggs and Ham is not Dr. Seuss. It's Dr. Seuss. It's Dr. Seuss. Wait, Thing One Thing Two. I liked, I liked your guys is. Thing One Thing Two is Cat in the Hat. Have you seen the movie? Written by Dr. Seuss. So Green Eggs and Ham is not. That's a different book. It's Dr. Seuss. That's the name of the book. Cat in the hats outside of people's houses. Be careful. Be careful. Be careful. Be Be careful. Be careful. If you see them, report them to the police because they don't know who the hell this guy is or these people are that are doing it. And it's just a viral trend. So be careful.

Much of gracias. Thank you so much. And now the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. Peritos then it's going down for the weather. Wednesday, September 9th. First we ride the horse to the city of Pico Rivera, where you can find yourself a Mexican Cinderella. It's going to be 100 degrees and 76 degrees. What, what happened? No, the weather.

Oh, yes, 100 degrees, yes. Yeah, dude. Next, we keep it warm skis in the city of Upland. Y'all going to be huddled in the coffee from Duncan. 98 degrees and 78 degrees at night. For another reason. Now we head towards the city of Indian Wells. Y'all going to feel like you're chilling with Lucifer himself.

107 and 86 degrees at night. Lastly, we drink a little fine wine in the city of Paris. I also need a little sopita with chicken and carrots because I don't feel good, guys. It's going to be 101. degrees and 75 degrees. Guys, it's going to be a crazy, crazy heat, crazy humidity. You're going to be all for the ongos and all suladas and all rosadas. Be careful, man.

Just, you know, stay cool out there, pitos, because it's going to be hot. Again today. Pico Ribeira, you're going to be 100 degrees and 76 degrees at night. Upland, 98 and 78 degrees at night. Indian Wells 107. 86 degrees at night. And Paris, you're going to be 101 and 75 degrees at night. That is crazy.

Heat wave. Heat wave today. So bad, I hate it, Colin. It's going to be pretty bad, man. Did you hear about the weather in Britbank? What's going to be? 109. Got him.

Let's go. It's your boy, Concrete, and Letty for Bratbeck mornings on 5-06. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for.

The homie. Help life. Letty, we got this guy named Henry, and he's crying because of his nephews. All right. He hit us up and said, Brownback. My name is Henry, and my sister thinks I'm crazy for asking her to pay for something her kids broke. My nephews are 11 and 9, and they were playing on my house, playing catch in my front yard. The 11-year-old throws the baseball, his little brother misses it, and boom, lands right on the glass roof of my Tesla and cracks it.

Complete accident, nobody did it on purpose. but I find out it's going to cost me almost $2,000 to fix it. So I tell my older sister, and she basically laughs at me, you guys. She goes, okay, and what do you want me to do about it? He said, help me pay for it. Your kids broke it. She goes, Henry, please, their kids, it was an accident. I'm not giving you $2,000 because they missed a baseball.

You're the one who wanted a Tesla. If you can afford that car, you can afford to fix it. then she tells me I'm being dramatic over a little crack and this is how she's always been with me she's my older sister so anytime we disagree she treats me like I'm still her little brother who needs to shut up and get over it now she swears I'm the only brother in the world

who would try to hold her accountable for something my nephews did she says that's not what family does so brown bag is there anybody else out there who actually made a family member pay when their kid broke something and what has a kid in your family broken. I can't really think of anything specifically, but I think this kid should start making shoes in China to pay for that money.

The kids are paper. Ship him out of here. Get that kid a job. Earn his way back. 2000's going to start making some Jordan's buddy. Oh, kids, get ready. We're coming after you this morning. Sweatshop time.

But, well, I mean, I was going to say, no, but it's happened to me. My knees actually broke, like cracked the. the computer screen of my computer, my laptop. Oh, no. Yes, dude. Like recently? No, it was a couple of years ago. I was still in college.

And I remember I had my knees at the time she was four years old. And I had her next to me in bed, right? Because I'm working on my final project. And I have the computer open. And so she's playing with the belt, which don't ask me why she's playing with the belt. But with the buckle of the bell, she slams it. She hits a screen dude and she cracks the whole screen. I was so mad.

I was so mad And then you can't be mad Because she's a little four-year-old baby She's four, letty And it was kind of my fault Because I wanted her Because I asked for her Yeah, I asked for her

But I was so mad because I'm like This is my project And I'm supposed to give it tomorrow Oh my God And that's your laptop Yeah And I still remember her little carita I didn't even scream at her

But I was just like I was crying Well at least you had the belt nearby Right No She had it I know That's peccal at least once

No She's more She's a baby But what did it happen? What's swinging it? But what about your sister? Or what happened? Oh, okay.

Afterwards, like, I went to their room. I was so mad about it. And I showed them, like, look what your daughter did! And then, like, eventually they did pay for it. But it's like... Oh, good. No, not good because, like, what about my project? My homework.

Oh, that was gone. That was gone. But you still graduated? I did. There you go. Fittam understood. You got an extension or a lot? I don't even remember, dude.

That was just so bad. Oh, my God. It's a little. It happens. I used to break stuff all the time as kids. Yeah, you're the kid. You're the kid. You're the kid that did it on purpose.

Angie's niece did it purely by accident. She's a four-year-old doesn't have a wherewith-all in the world. Sorry that I like playing baseball on the street with an actual baseball on a bat. Go to the park. No, I couldn't go to the park. My parents were strict. So I wanted to play in the street. And hit all the neighbor's cars.

My parents were strict. Don't go to the park. Damn. Sucks, dude. Yeah, they would have let me go out That's crazy Yeah, so I would go in the front I'd throw the football around

The baseball around And I just hit the cars And oh well, if that happened It happened Oh well? Yeah, and then I used to I have like BB Gun Wars 2 And everything too

You're horrible I was right Dennis the Menace over here I know And you wonder why your neighbors Don't want to talk to you They heard about you Yeah, shootouts

In his own block Facts To this day All right 818 52059 Henry is going through it because his nephew accidentally broke the Tesla glass. It's two Gs to fix.

Let me ask the sister, A, you need a help out. Come on. Like, these are your kids. They came out of your womb. And she said, not my problem, bro. Like, I'm not going to pay $2,000. What the hell? Like, your problem.

Your problem. Like, don't you have insurance for that? Oh, I'll be so mad. You're being dramatic. I'm being dramatic. Tesla can't. Tesla drive itself. It can't fix itself?

No. That's how she is. Right, let's go to, let's go to Liz and Silmar. Let's go to Liz. Oh, I hear a kid. Oh, there's a bad. Liz. Yes.

Hi, Liz. Liz. Hello. Who broke what in your family and who had to pay for it? My son, my son broke my mom's TV in the living room. Oh, not the TV. That's the main TV. That's where she watches on her novella, her shows.

She was upset because, but then after she was kind of like, okay, poor a seat, me. you know, no, no, no regaigneen. You're still crying about it in the back. Oh, because when he broke it, did you turn up on him? Well, yeah, because I was upset because I was like,

we just came to visit and I ended up paying having a bill to pay, you know? Oh, yeah. You're never going back there. So, yeah, don't you visit, go home? So you ended up paying for a new TV then? Yes, we ended up buying her one that week.

Good daughter. Oh, how much was it? And we went a little more bigger, you know? Oh. Edma, you're rich. So I even told her, I was like,

Mom, I go, whenever you want to inherit me something, you can give me back by TV. If you want to leave, if you don't leave me the house,

leave me to the wheel. Hey, Hector, Hector and Boyle Heights. Hector, Spoon Engine. Yes. Yes.

No. That sounds like a cat. Oh. What? R. What's a dog? That's a dog. How does the sound?

How does the sound? A V-Tex sound. R. R. Hmm. Wow. That's good. I like that.

I like that. I like that. We did something right today, guys. Who's like, Rare? Okay, sorry. Hector, who broke something in your family and who had to pay for it, bro?

Yeah, we're playing soccer, Matt. I thought it was Ronaldo deigno back in the day and kicked the ball and my uncle was replaying some, those closet doors on with the mirrors. The old school ones,

he was a maniac, so he had those closet ones, the mirror ones. The closet mirrors? You know, It's a sliding door, but it's up here. Yeah. I kicked the ball so hard as they were, like, they had them leaving on the fence,

and I kicked the bolso hard broke, like, two of them at the same time. So I had to, my mom put it in back because he understood what, you know, it was an accident. But my dad, when we got home, me and my brother got beat up. Okay. Oh, yeah? Yeah, beat up. That's great. So you had to pay for it in other ways, unfortunately.

But who, your Tio paid for? for the broken mirror. Yeah, he didn't mind. He laughed at it. He said that it was an accident. He should have actually kicked a ball far enough, so he was okay with it. How much was it? This must have been the 90s.

Right? Yeah, probably $200, 300, $300,000 for both. Oh, back then. That's cheap. That's a pretty penny. Back then, it was a lot. Yeah. Yeah.

And it's funny, you guys are talking about the sunroof or the panoramic window for the temperate. Yeah, the temperate. The type of prey. My car got messed up too, and it's shattered right now. I'm getting to get replaced. But I had something for that guy, man. I think it has some kind of resentment towards his sister,

how she has treated him in the past. And I wonder, the question for him is if it was like another brother's, it was one of his brothers' kids that did the same thing would be after the same thing. No, he's switching. Hey, that's taking it and dissecting the story. Yeah. He did go, you know, she always treats him like this.

She never treats me like I'm somebody. I'm always looked down upon by her. Like he did, he did. He wanted some get back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this was like, like, I broke my Tio's mirrors and he still loved me. So he's like, yeah, there must be something there. Yeah.

You know, wow. There is something there, but also, kid, you broke this window. Yeah. Yeah. Why did you do? All right, let's go to Teresa. Teresa and Longview. Why?

Why? My BMW. My Pemned My BMW. My Vindo. My Vindo. I wish to Vash invite my minos. Okay.

Teresa. Teresa in Long Beach. Okay, so far we've been talking about kids that maybe accidentally did something. Teresa's nephew is a menace. Right, Teresa? Yeah. He's a crazy menace. How old is he?

He's five. Oh. And it says right here he's not broken just one but two things. Damn. Damn. Yeah. So he's actually the same age as my daughter. They were born like a few days apart.

But man, he's one crazy little kid. So little backstory. He was being his typical menace, jumping around the couch, whatever. When somehow he grabbed a hold of my daughter's iPad and he fling. it across the living room so hard that it came out of the case and it broke the screen under the screen protector. Oh, wow. They need to use them for testing.

Yeah. Very strong. Like, like, it was so bad that when I, I initially, like, inspected it, I just lifted, like, a little corner of the screen protector because obviously it was my daughter's iPad. I didn't want to like leave her with like the cracked screen. Yeah. And there was like a little hole like glass like literally came out and left the hole. And then months later I took off the whole screen protector. The entire screen was cracked.

So months later, does that mean that it didn't get replaced? It's it to this day. It has still yet to be replaced, fixed, whatever. I had told his mom about it and I was like, hey, so like, he broke the screen, like, what's going to happen? And she was like, oh, just leave it there. Like, I'll take it to get fixed when I take my other kids' iPad. And I was like, oh, okay. And so then, yeah, so then I went to the Apple store and I tried seeing how much it would be to get the screen.

They told me it would be about the same price as buying a whole new app had. What? Oh, that's the worst. Okay. So I still ended up buying a new iPad to upgrade my daughter. And then I left the little one for my son. But eventually I'm going to take it to get fixed. And then I'm going to just send her the bill.

Like, hey, so I got a fixed. Can you just like pay me back? That's drama. And then on another, on another occasion, I had just bought a brand new. O'wala, when he somehow gets a hold of it. It's a water bottle. Hold on. K-WR-FM, H-G-1, Los Angeles, Power 106, L.A.'s number one for hip-hop. We're talking to Teresa, and she's talking to us about her menace nephew, making us all very thankful for the children in our lives. Okay.

An O-Wala? You can't even break O-Wala. They're like the stainless steel. It's like the stainless. It's a lot. It's not. It's like something in the water bottle. Yeah.

How do you break that? Yeah. So, little Sebastian, he grabbed a hold of it, and he fling, he like throws it over the fence line into, like, the next door neighbor's house. And it's all cement, right? So he throws it over. They have a whole bunch of stuff over there. It got dented. It got scratched.

And then somehow, I think the lid had came off. And it was no longer leakproof, because. the little rubber thing came out. And I was like, what the heck? Like, I just bought it. And I had told her about it hoping, like, she would buy me a new one. But she never did. This happened in October.

Last October? Yes, this past October. Oh, do you have to be a good arrest. Yeah, last October. I know. That's great. That's damaged property? You got to keep an eye on this kid.

And also, he might be the next great pitcher. I'm about that. And who's... And when you talk about his mom, like who, like this should. Yeah, yeah, who is she to you? Like your brother's wife or something or what? She's my baby daddy's sister. Oh, good news.

Yeah. She's a good manipulator. You can't really do nothing. She's like your brother. Yeah. Mind you, we've never really seen eye to eye. Like, I feel like she kind of like doesn't really like me. Yeah.

But she always wants to be like me. Sebastian, sick him. She wants to be like you? Yeah. And so. Well, you gotta stop watching the kid. It seems like you're watching the kid. Yeah, why does that kid around you?

It seems like he's around you and then you tell her maybe when she comes to pick him up. Because she's never watching him. Oh. What do you should do? If you ever watch your friend, he just tripped that little for one time. No, no. Because you're taking out your energy about his mom on him. Duh.

No, but he's bad too. Yeah, he is bad. He's an extension, doll. Hit that for one time. He's an extension. attention of his mom Oh, you just hit that for one time You know,

Polo Tapatio in his juice, you know? That's not nice for juice. Put a lot tapatio in his juice. Gamel a little Michelada. Gamelio. You know, I I actually did give him a little tongue full of Tapatio once

because he's always saying add words. Like I think you want. Oh, okay. That's smart. Yeah, that's smart. Yeah. He'll say SEPC to his mom

and his grandpa. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Next time do Avanero. to let's get it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. My parents would do soap. No, no, no, no.

My mom would hit me in the mouth. My mom would put soap in my mouth. Yes. But that's not his mom. That's his aunt. Yeah, that's good. No, it's not okay. Your mom told me to.

Saas. Your mom told me too. Did you tell his mom that hates you what you did? Yeah. She very well knows what he'd be doing, but she does nothing about it. She's the type where she'll say, oh, I'm going to put. chill in your mouth, oh, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do that. But never does anything.

Okay. And that's why he is the way he is. What if his punishment? Te-I-bye-to-Tia. I'm going to not watch you for a week straight. You're the punishment. She's like, you're going to be cholo a day, you're going to be. You're going to those bad paths.

Me saca. It's a five-year-old little boy. No, you could tell. You could tell sometimes. Kids, how they're going to turn out. He might be five. He might be five, but he knows exactly what he's doing. Oh, absolutely.

No, he doesn't. Yeah. They love to play him for dumb, but I promise you. But that's a way dumb. Exactly. No, no, no, I'm a menzito, no, I'm a bit bit. But so far, they're playing you dumb because they haven't paid for the things he's broken, Teresa. But he did, see, I did make her buy me a new water bottle.

Is he? Because it was back to school and she bought her oldest kid in the wallet. And then she bought herself. She bought herself too. And I was like, oh, like. Oh. It's metal. Like, when's that going to happen?

That's what? Yeah. Like, after a week, maybe she got it for me. Oh, okay. Oh, that's nice. I can already tell this kid's missing teeth, huh? He's not. Oh.

Silver teeth. Which is crazy. But he does have, like, a busted eyebrow. Oh. He probably ran into a table. Hold on. So does Congress. John has one, too.

Did he run into a table? No, he was fitting on one of, like, those bar chairs, I think. And then. I was in a bar. He was ordering a drink. He was ordering a bar. Yeah. So he walks into a bar, right?

So a five-year-old walks into a bar. So Sebastian walks into a bar. No, you know how like some kids have like countertops? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it was from one of those. He was like spinning on it and then the chair flips over and then he falls on his face. But he still does it.

Okay. You let's do it then. No. No. Damn. So far I learned your sister-in-law don't like you. She wants to be you. And then that five-year-old little demon child does not leave alone.

sister-in-law. It's her baby dad. Not even her sister-in-law. It's her brother. It's just a big-law. No, no. It's a baby mama. No, it's her sister-in-law. She's a baby mama.

She said my baby daddy's. Yeah, my baby daddy's sister. So her sister-in-law. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's your baby daddy sister? I mean, when we were together, yeah, yeah, when we were together, yeah, she was my sister-in-law, but we're not together anymore.

Oh, you see. Oh, you see. Yeah. Why are you with the rob? this kid. Kick the fo' out. But it seems like you try to be the nice

guy too because why are you watching your baby daddy that you're not with his nephew? I just tend to be around the family a lot because, you know, my kids are their family and well my family is really not in the picture. So I spend a lot of time around

their family. I have nowhere to go! She's a nice person. That is. You have a demon. Sebastian. I got a thing with a little Damien over there.

Every now and then just suck that for one time. No. So. Remember the

omen? Just a little hmm. Oh, I thought it too hard. That's hard. All right.

Hold on the line, Teresa. Hey, just go bodies with that little fool. I'm going to teach you what your mom won.

Hey, let's go body, Sebastian. This is for the future. Let's go bodies, fool. Paran 06

number one for hip hop and Woodyier. I said all the Pettos and Whittier. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like them. I like these stories. Crazy kids.

Because our dude, Henry, he hit us up. His nephew broke. What is it? It's not even a top window or is it a... It's a glass roof. It's a moon roof. It's a glass roof. It's a glass roof.

It's a glass roof of the Tesla outside playing baseball. And it's like $2,000 to fix it. Henry asked his sister, you got to help me out. This was your kid. It's a lot of money. And she said, my kid, not my problem. It was your car. You let them play outside.

You know. plain outside like what the hell and if you buy Tesla you should be able to afford to fix it yeah they have really good deals on Tesla's that's why yeah I know yep doesn't mean you're rich it's just like it's an affordable car

okay Laylani in Maywood Laylani good morning Hey good morning Brabair Leilani It sounds like there's been kids in your life that break things Dude, it's my grandkids, bro. Like, I don't know what's wrong with him, but they take to look me in my eye when I tell

him not to, and then they'll look at me like, yeah, okay. And they just do it anyways. Like, I don't understand that concept. And I got one that's autistic, and now, mind you, he doesn't like to talk. He doesn't talk. But out the blue, all of a sudden, his first sentence was, shut up, B, and he's coming to be your world. Let me tell me now, that kid's not autistic.

He's been playing you and the government. Like, stop, right? Like, everybody in the car, my husband, my daughter, everybody's mouth dropped, but not me. Like, me going, yeah, and you finally talk, but why do I get to be a B word? Like, look at the whistleblower. Like, like, bro, you know how long he was holding that in? Yeah. He's like, no, I can't keep playing this autistic kid no more.

I'm sick of it. Like, that's not even right. Like, I looked at the kids in the back, like, all right, who said it? Like, who told him to say that? Like, on God, like, why all of us? I'm kind of like, is that how you really feel, Mee, go? Like, what's wrong? But, like, but I was really happy for him.

I was happy, but... And then every time I tell him, Migo, you remember, like, he'd be like, no? I don't say that. I mean, okay. I don't say what? I don't say that. I don't say that.

Like, what do you say? No, but that's how. Like, I'll say now. He's how he said, I'm not say that. I'm not say that. Yeah. How old is he? No, he sticks, but that's not even the problem.

Like, there's spying. I was in, bro. That's crazy. That's a lot of grandkids. Lelani, how old are you? Dude. You're only 45? You're only 45?

You got five grandkids? Your grandkids? Yeah, let's back it into that, you know? Damn. They broke in. I had my first daughter when I was like 15, bro, but that was the neighbor's fault, not mine, you know? That was the neighbor's fault. Lailani was telling friends, I don't do that.

I don't need. So, like, my daughter should have moved out of the apartment. So I got out too better. I'm a two-bed-a-house. Like, all right, you know what? Like, you went getting on with my daddy. Even though I know my grandkids are crazy, but I loved it. And coming with me, like, I'll take you guys in.

And so I told him, look, you guys have a room with a mirror that's life. Please do not break it. Why is this little fool, like, look at me in my eye and through the phone on it? And boom, it bust it. And I'm like, oh, I'm going on. He's testing you. Maybe he thought you said. to break it. Maybe he thought you were

saying something different. That little fool's crazy. No, girl, no. The ice they give me, I'd be like, I don't know what the mention you can. I don't know where you came from. But, bro. Leilani, what do they call you? Do they call you like Nana? Do they call you, uh, Aweilita? Because you're... They're gonna bea. They can't

say the art, so I'm Gamma. Gamma. Gamma. Oh, okay. And you said they call you stupid me. A gun? Gamma, please. Gamma, can you buy me a car? Grandma can have a dog? I'll be like, oh, hey, I don't know. They're going to kill the dog, bro. Like, no.

When they broke the mirror, did your daughter pay for it? No, okay, so my daughter's favorite word is, mom, it's grandma duties, bro. Like, it comes with being a grandma. What the heck, nah, bro. You owe me $500 for that mirror, bro. And then not even, not even not. These guys like to help each other out to play in the backyard and they help each other drop out the window and they bust up the window.

And I'm like, I don't understand. Like, what goes on in your mind? I bought tickets to Soxedity or what I'm like a gold member. I don't know what to have. And no, bro. Soxity. They're not satisfied her. They're urgent.

Are these kids? These are melatonin or something? I don't know. For some reason, I feel like they get the energy from you, dog. Yeah. Let me tell you. It skipped the generation, you know? I know.

Why, I know. When these people see the little gummies, when they see the gummies, they're really know they're done, bro. It's like non-good. Yeah, he's definitely a little melatonin. At all those, for favor. You too, you too, yeah, I get a little melatonin. Because you go to under under

calente, too. Yeah, true. Really young. In order for me to move out to the house, I had to give it back the way it was. So not only that, but they become Picasso when they draw over everything, dog. Yeah.

Yeah. Leilani, you are amazing. Yeah, you're amazing, Leilani. Yeah. Really? Because I survived or one? Yeah. Because you survived.

Because you're still alive. You're still standing. So all these five kids come from, one daughter? Yeah. Yes, boy. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's the whole problem.

I say, damn, at the same side. Yeah, bro. But you know what? I still pay. I came out of the pocket, no, like, just to move out about maybe $9,000 just to move all, like, with just the cars. And then they like to hang from the shower head. Don't even have to.

What's why? How? Oh my God. Gama. Gama. Gama. Yeah, back, they remember the little monkeys from that Jumanji. That was Ethan.

Name all your grandchildren. Go. Okay, so the first one is Elena. That's the queen right there, but she'd be like, man, bro. I'm not related to them. That's her attitude. And then there's Ethan. He's autistic when they let's to call me the B word for the first time.

And then we have a... If we have a... If we have a... He calls herself E-Mack because he casts... Spider-Man, so he climbs on everything. And then we got baby Nini, where he just actually puts you an eye for no given reason. And then, yeah.

He just fucked the blue. Like a little, like a little, like a, like, a, like, a, like, a, like, a, like, a, like, a, like, a, like, a, like, a guy. He's just like, wow. I'm like, wow. We need a TV show on this time, like. What's the last one? Yeah, you have four. And then the last one, he's only three months old.

He's not even in the gang, yeah, bro. He's always three. Damn. Octo grandma over here. Oh, God. Let me, hold on the line, girl. Hold on the line. She needs a spot day.

She needs a spot day. Yeah, too. Let's hook her up for something. Let's hook up with a spot day. Let's figure that out. It's a medical. Oh, my God. I love her.

45 years old. She sounds like she's 79. Yeah. Going through it. She's lived a life. Yeah. She's survived so much only to now have to do with her grandchildren in her crib. Just jumping out the wall.

45 years old. They're going to get worse with time. Yeah. Have you seen the movie Grimlins? And they're just like hanging. Yeah, that's what I picture. That's like her grandkids. Gamma.

Gamma. Hang you from the shower. That's crazy. Well, this looks like it might be one of your grandchildren in the future. Let's go to Alex and Wilmington. We're talking about our homie Henry, who his nephew broke Henry's car window. Mom, the sister, Henry's sister, aka the kid's mom, doesn't want to pay for any of the damages. And we're just talking about kids breaking things and who had to pay for it.

Alex and Wilmington, what did you do when you were eight years old, Alex? Hey, good morning, Brownberg. Hey. What up? Hey, so I was like about eight years old. We went over to my aunt's house. So, you know, just a little family gathering, getting together. And we were about a head out.

And so little me, I go to the car. I took my mom's keys and I'm like, hey, I'm going to go away to the car for you guys. So me not knowing things about the car at the time, how to drive and stuff, moving the gear shifter around. I put the key in the ignition, but I didn't start it. But I did somehow from moving the gear shift around too much, I put it in neutral. And the way that the parking setup is, it goes downhill into a dead end. And my uncle, yeah. And so my uncle, he had his trucks, his cars parked up on that fence where the dead end,

where the street ends on the dead end. And he had this nice, like 90 Silverado truck, low rider paint job, everything, nice fixed up. And, well, to make a long story short, car starts rolling downhill. I'm in the car. And there was no way for me to stop it. So I just opened the door, jump out from the rolling. car as it was going downhill and bam i end up smacking his truck and of course it you know i crashed up my mom's car too yeah dude and yeah she had to end up paying out of pocket for my mistake

that is insane oh that yeah wow that's the one that dessert what ended up happening to you i mean i got scolded and all that me rega gana but that's it that's it like nothing really happened me and my uncle like what it didn't smack you up? It would be kind of awkward and stuff you know You deserve a good smack after that Just boom

I did I got I got scolded for like a long time Your mom paid out of pocket For her damage And your Thiel's damage Oh my goodness Yeah And that's how we have mother's days

See? Yeah That's why Yeah It was crazy too. Because, like, eventually there, he wasn't mad at me or my mom, but over the phone, I started hearing him talk.

He was just going off. Yeah, dude. Well, you know what? Initially, they're good. They're happy. You're okay because something really bad could have happened to you being in the car. And then after when they see their other baby, then it sets in. Now that you're okay, the shock has worn off.

Now it's like, I'm going to pay for all of this. It was after he got the estimate. That's when he turned up. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's what I know. My mom turned up, too. You're also the same. I was in trouble.

Have you made it up now that you're older? I mean, yeah, of course. You know, time goes by. I'm 21 now, so me and my uncle, like, we're cool and all that. But we still remember that to this day, and we talk about it. I'm like, hey, deal, when I crash your truck, because I don't even mention that to me. Yeah, why do you bring that? You shouldn't bring that up, Alex.

Wow. See, it could be worse. It could. Oh, that's bad. Angie is almost as bad as what you did to a low rider. It reminds me of that. Everybody listen because Angie did something on purpose to a lowrider. What did you do?

So when I was five or six, right, after school, like there was, we used to live in apartments. And there was this girl named Chastity. And I hated her because she was mean to me. She never let me play, what's it called? Operations. And I remember, like, her grandpa, because she lived with her grandpa. Her grandpa was like the one in the manager in charge of it, right? So I remember walking from school as a little kid,

and I remember seeing the grandpa's low rider in the parking lot. And so I started biting my nails so they can be sharp. And then I just get my little finger and like all over the low rider. I didn't care. I hated her. But what is her grandpa? I had to do it. Collateral damage.

Wow. I had her hurt her. It didn't hurt her. She didn't have any money. I know. But as I was scratching it, The grandpa was working on the car, so I just see him pop up. And then he was just calling me names like,

Ica de tupee! Like, nias de Diablo, like, shit. He was calling me like names. And he was right. Yeah, he was right. He was right. If his granddaughter wasn't mean to me, that would have never happened. Yes, they didn't know why you just did that.

He just thought you're just a random attack. Yeah, and I remember, oh yeah, I got in trouble. Oh, yeah, I got in trouble. My mom sat me down. My dad still at me down. But, I mean, I don't know if they paid for it. I don't know. Yeah.

Oh, wow. All she wanted to do is play operation. That's it. That's why if Angie wants to play a game, you let her play a game, okay? Or none of our cars are safe. Yeah. It's funny because Angie got her car keyed recently, no? No.

Or you hadn't mentioned about a car being keyed? Okay, never mind. Maybe go check your car. I know. Oh. Don't park next to her. That's the whole deal. Yeah.

Don't get me mad. I know. That's it. Oh, you. Okay. Okay. Can we go to the next song again? Okay.

Okay. Damn. Okay. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? Yay. Statues at Crypto.com Arena.

LeBron's getting one, everybody. No? No. Everybody! Aren't we excited? No. Okay, he's not. He's not.

Phil Jackson is about to get a statue outside of Crypto.com. arena legendary lakers coach also chicago bull's coach also a player in his own right didn't he win a ring yeah the nix with the nix oh wow yeah this is the man i saw a photo i guess i think it's his autobiography that he wrote but he's wearing like all his rings on all his fingers and then he can put one uh because it's yeah he doubles up yeah he has 11 rings incredible and now he's going to be outside of crypto dot com real yeah six and five with the lakers yeah that's great yeah yeah he coached He coached both Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant.

You're not going to hear a story like this. You know? I know. Yeah, he has so much knowledge, and then he doesn't talk a lot. So it's like he has so many things that he'll never say that, like, little intricacies about MJ and Kobe and stuff like that. I would love to hear him for sure. What is the triangle offense?

The triangle offense? The triangle offense. And I know they called him the Zen Master. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He would give players a book and then based on their personality, and they'd be like, go read this. And then just walk away.

Wait. Okay, Phil Jackson, Jr., based on our personalities, what book? Dr. Seuss. For who? For Greg. He needs to learn the difference between Dr. Seuss and Cat and the Hat. Okay. And then what about for concrete? The Giver. What's that about? Okay.

Yeah, the Giver. What's that about? He's going through the books in his elementary school. Angie. What? Catcher in the Rye. I've never heard of it. What is that about me?

Yeah. It's about a catcher in the ride. Holden Calding. Holden Calding. You of mice and men. Oh, what? Oh, come on. Oh, come on, me.

Shout out for Jackson, man. That is really cool that his 11 years as a Lakers head coach and just the run that he had, five championships, back-to-back titles, 2000, 2001, and 2002. Did it be three-beat? Yeah We three peted? Yeah Yes

In the early 2000 That was against the Celtics right No No No thousand thousand thousand two We're We almost four peted Yeah

And I remember we had the shirts Ready Yeah We had their shirt That's why it was Mixed up with a three feet If it wasn't for Carl Malone Oh my gosh

And they also won Back to back in 2009 In 2010 Yeah I think they were gonna three peat that one He did That's tight Three times

You know how they always Say what pose You know Is like which pose should Kobe get or Shaq and Kobe both have statues one do you think it's going to be in the middle of both of them I think there's some hockey fool there too um Gregsky yeah some hockey some hockey guys yeah the greatest ever do you think he'll be kind of in the middle of them somewhere probably with a clipboard somewhere not calling

sitting down sitting down right you're just like all just copesthetic in his chair his legendary chair his legendary like four foot yeah he had a really weird big chair yeah really Okay, that was like to know. Zool, come here? Now what's going on? She's Mason with Angie. Okay, ladies, apparently we've been dating, doing this whole dating situation wrong,

according to Cardi B, okay? Because Cardi B has some dating tips for anyone or any girl dating right now, and I was listening to them, and I'm like, no, Cardi, I don't really agree with you. This is what she was saying. When you start dating,

The first couple of months, took out starve. Only eat bread and salmon. You know what I'm going to be around for the first couple of three months. Don't be a hungry, but I want some steak. You know, you know that's going to go right through you. The first couple of two, three months, you act like you don't fart, a little bit of piss, you know what I'm saying? Just drink water. And your shit is going to be nice, crystal clear smelling good.

Ew. Those are her dating tips to anyone. I like that you censored it and you should have censored the pee. Oh, yeah. Oh, my bad. Ew. Yeah. No, I was listening to that and she was just saying that, you know what?

If you need to pee or you need to take a dump, she's like, lie. Lie. Just say that. Really? Yeah, I didn't go back to before Nikki for like, I don't know, the first six months. I used to go to McDonald's down the street. I'd be like, I'll be back. I got to go get a lighter.

I used to lie and just be like, I'll be right back. And I would be like, why do you? And then I would go to McDonald's and never come back with nothing. Yeah. I'm going to get some fries and then I would come back. I ate him on the way here. I need a smoke break. You wouldn't even do anything wrong.

You always show your representative when you first meet someone. So I'm assuming that's what she's saying. Pretty much. She's very dainty. Oh, yeah. And then she shows her true self. Yeah, she's like, no, no, no. At first I'm going to be like, no, I'm not hungry.

I'm on a diet. I'm okay. And then she gets home and she's like eating, needy. But also shout out Cardi B. She's single right now, no? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's why she, when she was making this movie. Yeah, taking the dating advice from a single woman.

is not going to be so helpful. True. But apparently, I guess that's what she does, and that's what she was telling everyone. Like, you should not let a guy know that you use a restaurant pretty much. Or eat. That makes me terrified of month four, Cardi, because she just starts letting it all hang out.

Everything. Everything. You know, just like, ah. Yeah. Thank you. All right. Give it hip pop. You know let these on.

Yeah, go. Rep sheet. Let these set. Let's talking about some real hip-hop now. Ice spice. Hey. Bangers. You thought I was feeling you?

That's a munch. Either he ate it for lunch. My daddy, I can what I want like. Okay, okay, okay. So she posted a photo slash video of her new tattoos. And they happen to be under her booty cheeks. Okay? No one can figure out what her tattoos say.

It's in cursive. It's in red writing. and one side of her leg says saint and the other side of her leg says sinner. But she's getting clowned online because of typography and just the way like she's stacking back there, you can't really see what the words are.

To me, I thought it said roll sada. I thought you said rolls cramps big. Rose chint's all red right there. It's red ink. And she has like, she's kind of pale her skin. So it looks like, yeah. Rosanna. Yeah.

You fools? I didn't see it. I don't look at stuff like that. You didn't see? It's right here. Oh my God. All I know is she got tattoos like that. She'll stab you.

She'll stab you with those teeth. A girl has those type of tattoos, especially in ready. She's going to regret that. No, she's not. She looks fine. Why? Regret which part. The video.

Just keep playing it. She keep playing. Ew. That is asinine. That is asinine. But could you make out the words? Because we were all looking at. The tattoo, right?

What words? What's a part? Hold on. Wait, there's tattoos? There's tattoos. One side says Satan. One side says sinner. I can't help but think she's going to do her signature pose and then, you know.

Oh, she's like where she bends over? So maybe the letter should be upside down. Yeah, where she bends over? Yeah. That's how you're imagining. I like it. I like it. I like it.

Yeah. I love it. I love it. I love it. I hate it. Can you see it again? But the question is, can you make out the word? Yes, man.

A mass. You don't know ma. Yeah, I don't think you need to. Yeah, I can be whatever there. It doesn't matter. Anything. Why would she do that to herself? Which part?

The tats, the video, the underwear, which part? The angle. Anybody? They stop thinking. I'm sorry, y'all. The men have officially. Started buffering I did, dude.

Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram. Yeah. Your chip is No, reheating right now. What's hard? What?

Control all delete. Hey, Scott. Hell of Studios. What's 9 plus 10? Turn your life? Look at this. Studio's food. Peritos,

how long should a shower be? Let me tell you right now, girls are taking too long and you're wasting the hot water and you're taking in there. You're just choosing your studies to, like, hate on. And you're steaming up the room and creating humidity when you don't need it.

You're mad and we're going to need all this emotion to get packaged back up. Okay. Okay. What's the study? All right, check it out. So dermatologist says that a five to ten minutes shower is ideal for your skin, ladies. Anything past that? And you're risking stripping your skin of moisture and hair oils that you don't need.

Wow. Why just talking to ladies? It's ladies and gentlemen. Because we're taking forever in the shower, forever, 15, 20 minutes, 20, 20, 20, 35 minutes. Enough is enough, dude, just wash her. Get out. No.

You have to have shampoo, condition. It's also not supposed to be so hot. It doesn't take that long. Yeah. I got long hair. It doesn't take that long. It's also not supposed to be so hot. I guess girls, we put it hotter than actually.

Yes. It's like a steam room. Yes. I can't even take a shower with my girl because she has to like, she's like cooking coffee in there. She's making coffee in there, dog. It's just too hot. Me personally, I like, you know, nice little teetia, a little bit on the gold side. Well, guys have higher temperatures, like body temperatures, that's why.

You got to cool down. We're always cold. Yeah. We're just, girl. Okay, you should add, exactly. How long are your showers? Be honest, because I feel like you, he was, you caught a strain. I have a whole concert in the shower, dog.

Oh, no. I'm on a whole world tour when I'm in the shower, dog. I'm like, yeah, I take about like 40 minutes. My family hates my family. Yeah, my family hates it. I'll stand there and just contemplate life sometimes. Oh, that's what you're doing. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, like this is just, like, yeah. Like, like Will Smith and, uh, in, uh, it was the, never mind. You have your Will Smith references. That's what? And that robot, and that robot just right there. That's how I look. He's holding up a wall while the water's sprinkling down. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I thought that's your, your guys Manuel at time.

I don't even luf up. Whoa. Ew. I mean, it's easier to do it in there because it's clean. up, you know? That's what he does. The back of my back is none of my business. I don't know what's going on back there, you know what I'm saying?

Do you let the water run down? Yeah. You have the water run down? Yeah, and I just, I arched my back and it creates a little puddle on my back right there. When you're taking a shower. How long is your shower? About 15 minutes, about the length of like a YouTube video. What?

Vic, you're hairy. You should take longer. How much longer? I can't take that long. Angie, do you shave your mustache in there or outside? Outside. I'll shave it. I plug it.

You plug it? I like the pain. Me? Five minutes tops, three minutes, four minutes tops. What? That's something. Yeah. You're going to miss something. One song.

One song? One song? Yeah, one or two songs that I'm out. Let's go. Enough is enough. I don't got time. So soap on your hands, on around your body, your pits, your booty. I'm fine.

Right? I'm fine. So you take like military-style showers. Not military. I mean, five, you know, five minutes is more than enough. Five, six minutes, more than enough. Not too bad. Not too crazy.

Yeah. Yeah. That's short. And you? Oh, I was waiting for to be asked. And you feel like you ask everyone all the time and then I just get left out. It's cool. And why do you know, probably like 10 minutes.

But it depends on if the boys are fighting or not. I can hear them like getting along for a little bit. And as soon as I hear. Oh, hey! And then I'm like, I got to wrap it up. Got to get done. Fast shampoo, fast conditioner.

And then the body wash, and then my husband's also very clean, like green. He says, loophas are bad for you. Sponges are bad for you. If you leave them in there, they're going to accumulate bacteria.

So we only have our hands. He's not wrong. Yeah. He's not wrong. We get to clean them, though, in a way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So, yeah. They're bad. They're accumulating bacteria in your shower right now. So get ready. Welcome to my life, everybody. If I have to give up the lufa that I really like, you have to give up the lufa too. No, man, I lufo it up.

I lufo it up. Oh, you have a stick on it? Yeah. Stick on that thing. Then there's no way that's five minutes. Oh, believe me. It's five minutes. It's like a quick car wash.

Yeah. Express car wash. The $5. once. Don't forget. From the show station. Thank you for that amazing study. Yeah, take a shower.

What should be the usual time? Five minutes, five to ten minutes. Anything other than that, you're burning your skin. Yeah, challenge yourself, everybody. Yeah. The five to ten. Or you know what? Or don't take your shower.

Just go to work like that. Tameen. T'ampoch, no. I don't want to smell you. Tamien, porpoor. Okay. All right, let's go. All right, sports.

Shoot it. Shoot it. Playball! All right, you guys. The NFL kicks off today, and the first game of the year is a rematch of the rematch of the Super Bowl reigning champion Seahawks and the AFC champion New England Patriots that's going down at 520 today. The Patriots are obviously looking for revenge because they got embarrassed in the Super Bowl back in February. But I'm going to tell you the top three things to look for this season.

They lost really bad. They did. It was embarrassing. They like damn near didn't show up to play. Damn. Yeah. But I'm going to tell you the top three things to look for this season. So number one is will the L.A. Rams win the Super Bowl this year since it's in Los Angeles. because last time I was in L.A., they won the Super Bowl back in 2021.

No. No, they're not. You don't think they're going to? No, because that only happened because it was a new stadium, and then that was the whole urban. Like, pick your. Like, half a season. It's a conspiracy.

When the Lakers got the new stadium. Everyone wins when they get the new stadium, but that's not a new. Except the Clippers, right? Oh, they into it. Yeah, they didn't win anything. But a lot of people think they will win because they got Miles Garrett, who's like one of the best defensive players in the year. And then also Aaron Dahl.

Arnold became unretired, right? And then also they sent Puka to rehab, you know, so he can be good for the season. Which kind of rehab, body or? Which, all of them. Oh, yeah, he wasn't doing drugs. Yeah, he had an alcohol problem. Oh, damn. Biting girls allegedly.

What? Yeah, a lot of stuff. But they will be traveling a lot. They're going to travel 34,847 air miles this season, guys. They're going to cross 54 time zone, so hopefully they don't run out of gas. And they actually pay tomorrow. in Australia for the first time ever

that NFL game Downanda. Downanda. Yeah. Yeah, it's interesting. And then number two is can the 49ers look past all their off-season drama

because, as we know, they had a bunch of it. Right after the Super Bowl happened, they have a player named Keon White. He got shot. He got shot. Yeah, after an argument with Little Baby's crew,

he just ended up shot. Damn. Yeah, a lot of people forgot it because it was a while ago. Then also their coach, Kyle Shanahan, got into a horrific car accident. He had a severe concussion, three broken ribs, a broken nose, broken hand, and a face

elaceration. Everywhere. Yeah. They need Olympia, V. Yeah. He had to have more than 40 stitches, you guys. Really bad. And then I...

That's insane because, like, one of their top players just got arrested, too, right? Love? Dejan love. They had that whole Dejaun love fiasco, the fake, you know, 49er player. What? And then also, their CEO, Jed York, was arrested in a trailer park for trying to buy some Poon-pum, remember that?

Oh, yeah. That was him? That's all the Niners. That's all the Niners. Nineer, nine-er-nin. He was trying to buy it for $149, you guys. Yeah, they're not going to win.

The Bay Area is a disaster right now. It's really best. Yes. And then also, number three, my personal favorite, will Fernando Mendoza be the Raiders savior? All right? Because he's currently the backup,

but depending on how the season goes, he could be the starting quarterback and come and save the franchise once and for all. They're putting a lot on his back, poor little thing straight out of college. Yeah. You know? But he's used to the pressure.

His mom always gave it to him. He gives up, he bigs it up to his mom for putting him through all the years of football. Yeah, and he's being very busy shooting Taco Bell commercials. He's Cuban, right? Yes, he is. Wasn't he the number one pick? He was. Yeah.

Yeah, he went to Raiders. And he's second, he's the second string? He's the backup quarterback for the moment, yeah. Yeah, because he just started. Trash. What is he? Trash. The season hasn't started.

You're going to be second string on the first round pick? Yeah, they probably have someone, right? Yeah. That's happened with a lot of great. quarterbacks. Aaron Rogers sat behind Brett Far for three years. Tom Brady? Tom Brady sat behind Drew Bledgerz. Stupid. Get hip on your football knowledge.

Football head. First or last. Who the hell is your team? Steve Young was right behind John Montagnia. History. History. You got to watch the greats to be great. Shaka. Those people are old now. You guys got him. You guys got him. Branco fan charger. Which one is it?

Is Tom Brady's cool? Concrete right behind Kobe Ryan. Yeah. Is concrete? I mean, is Tom Brady still? He is involved with the Raiders. Yeah, he's involved with the Raiders. He's one of the owners, and he's seeming to have more influence, closely mentoring for Nano Mendoza. So, you know, he's learning from one of the grades.

So we could see, you know. These are three things to watch, courtesy of Rose Crenzvick. And then also, yeah, you got to keep your eyes like a hawk. That's right. Okay. Hawk eyes. Also, like, honorable mention to. Here we go!

The Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, they're going to win the Super Bowl this year. No, they're not. Yeah, they are. They're going to win the Super Bowl? They're going to win the Super Bowl. L.A. Rams are going to win. I am Leti Damos.

They're going to win the Super Bowl. No. That's a made-up. Here we go. All right. Let's see which one comes up. Morf, true. Mine are yours.

Oh, all right. That's a minor for Neno Mendoza. Okay. All right. That was sports. I'm Rose Pransvik for Brownback Morning. It's on Power 106. Yes.

Why are you so mad about. over there, my little... The Raiders suck. Who is your team, Rayors just suck. Admit that. Who's your team? I have a Chargers fan,

and they suck as well. But the Raiders just suck. And it's like, how are you going to have a first round pick be the second string? That happens. He was supposed to be the next big thing, right? Who's your quarterback?

Justin Herbert, actually. How many playoff games has he won? None. Okay. Well, caillate. Just accept that the Raiders suck. Conti. Yes.

Who's your team this year? Hmm. I don't know, we're still looking into it, you know what I'm saying? You only have a couple more hours. I usually pick my team in the 17th week. In January. Sports. No, Angie, pick a team.

Just pick a team. Just do it for fun. I don't even know. Give me a list. No, no, pick a team. The Patriots. The Lakers? The Lakers.

No, football, football, football. You can choose the Rams. Nobody says the Rams. Okay, I'll do that. There you go. Yeah. Vanji's from the OC. Gang, gang.

Okay. Well, the Rams owner owns the Angels now. Oh, there you go. There you go. O.C. connection. Does your man like a certain team? I think. No, no.

Nothing. No? He doesn't watch football like that. Soccer, that's his thing. All. Football. Good ball. Who are you going for this year?

Catboys? So, Cowboys? I just know they're going to win. I just know they're going to win. So Cowboys, Latte. Yeah, I read the script. Oh, that's what you're going to stand it, you guys. And it's going to be crazy, just like the 90s again.

It's going to be full circle. It's going to be amazing. We're going to go back in time. Get your jeans shorts ready. Yeah, okay. Well, that was that.